9/21: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners @ Oakland Athletics
Look at the lineups we've been running out there these last several days, look at how we've all simply accepted them, and try to tell me that the Mariners haven't completely changed who you are as a person.
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I will be embarrassed if this team losses 105 and fucking pissed if they loss less than 103
by Robert on
Sep 21, 2008 12:14 PM PDT
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loss vs. lose
Just being a grammar Nazi
by Scrupio on
Sep 21, 2008 12:18 PM PDT
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come on Rays, still need to win division.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:17 PM PDT
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oh
tie breaker counts as an extra game
9=8
by JI on
Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT
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I believe so.
Could be wrong, but I’m 95% sure.
9=8
by JI on
Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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oh my god our lineup.
Ichiro – Hulett – Ibanez – Lopez – Reed -Cairo – LaHair – Johjima – Valbuena
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:18 PM PDT
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It could be worse.
Sub in Wlad for Raul, Move Cairo to first instead of Lopez, and put your pick of Tui or Burke at third.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:22 PM PDT
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Need to figure out a way to get Ichiro! out of the lineup as well.
by BrianL on
Sep 21, 2008 12:24 PM PDT
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Cairo to right.
Wlad for Raul, Burke at first and Tui at third.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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And you fuckers don't have enough time left to dead meme it
by Robert on
Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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Sounds like a challenge.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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by BrianL on
Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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Never issue such a challenge.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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JI, where's my stupid shit image?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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Thanks.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
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I'm watching "I Shouldn't Be Alive"
and I feel like the guy stuck under a boulder knows what it feels like to be a Mariners fan.
by royalcurve on
Sep 21, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Guy under the boulder knows there's a point in the near future at which the ordeal ends.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:36 PM PDT
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If I had access to a stick of dynamite
I would make sure never to leave the house without it, just in case something like this ever happens to me.
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 12:41 PM PDT
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You do realize that the explosion would probably kill you.
Unless your aim is to take the boulder out with you in a murder-suicide sort of way.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:43 PM PDT
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I wouldn't want to kill the boulder on the off-chance somebody shapeshifted into it
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM PDT
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You wouldn't want to kill the shapeshifting fucker
that fell on you and pinned you to die?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
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The bastard fell on top of you on purpose and you know it
by Fogel on
Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
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It's like our conversations intentionally swerve around to reference past discussions.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:50 PM PDT
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I enjoyed that discussion and was sorry that I had to drive home
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 12:53 PM PDT
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That's why I closed the thread.
Now it serves as an intact monument.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT
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Padres up on Washington 3-1
Looks like the Padres are out of the running for worst team.
Nationals are a game behind us in Suckitude.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 12:36 PM PDT
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Damn it Nats we need a win out of you.
Pads are going to be 4.5 games behind us with just ~8 to play. They’re toast.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 12:38 PM PDT
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The Nats are playing Philly and Florida to end the season
Even with our losing streak, it isn’t looking good for us.
by katal on
Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT
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We lose 8 more in a row, we clinch.
Magic Number: 8.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 12:50 PM PDT
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top of the 8th …
… and the Padres have two on and nobody out.
Baek is pitching for the Padres. Through 7 innings has thrown 89 pitches, walked none, struck out five, and given up five hits.
OTOH – the Mariners have Silva and Batista.
by Steve Nelson on
Sep 21, 2008 12:40 PM PDT
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Kouzmanoff doubles …
… and the Nats are up 4-1, with runners on second and third with no outs.
by Steve Nelson on
Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
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Yeah especially since the score just went from 3-1 Padres to 4-1 Nats.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT
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I was just reading Hickey's article on Michael Pineda
“That was the end of a surge in which he struck out 49 batters in 3 1/3 innings while walking just three from Aug 1-Sept. 1.”
49 Ks in 3 and 1/3? Man this kid is good
by Scrupio on
Sep 21, 2008 12:37 PM PDT
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No, it's blurnsball.
30 outs in an inning.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM PDT
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Even if Washington loses today I still want Morrow to win/do well
by Fogel on
Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT
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I am as well
My hope is Morrow goes 7 strong and the bullpen blows it.
by Scrupio on
Sep 21, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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We could always just not score
we seem to have that one down.
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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Oh boy am I excited about today's game!
Why does MLB.tv get all fucked up in Firefox?
by chinn on
Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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I'm ready for this.
I’ve had coffee, I’ve done my cooking for the day, chores are done. I’m ready.
by royalcurve on
Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT
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Make anything good today?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 12:56 PM PDT
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I figure it's ok to ask since the game has yet to start.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
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Salted caramel ice cream, soft pretzels and masaman curry.
by royalcurve on
Sep 21, 2008 12:59 PM PDT
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I stand in awe.
Black bean soup, pumpkin muffins and plans for a red peanut curry.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:01 PM PDT
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Excellent!
I’m writing a cookbook this winter. I had to join 24 Hour Fitness in preparation.
by royalcurve on
Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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yes.
try to tell me that the Mariners haven’t completely changed who you are as a person.
Personally, my life has sucked over the last 18 months. The Mariners have not helped. Baseball has been my distraction from Real Life crap. … So yes.
by mark sobba on
Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT
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City won 6-0 this afternoon to start off a potentially great sporting day...
All I need now is a Mariner defeat and an epic European fightback, and the day will be complete.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
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Villa beat West Brom 1-2.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:00 PM PDT
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Yeah that was pretty dumb.
2-1.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT
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Villa were playing away so 1-2 is the correct score.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT
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Thank you!
But is should be West Brom first though, right?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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Home team first yeah.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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Then it should be written as "West Brom loses to Villa 1-2"
Don’t mix the team and score order.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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That's what I was looking for.
Apologies for being new to this.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
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And Arsenal at the top of the table
How about all those people who thought Tottenham would break into the top 4?
Go Gunners
by Scrupio on
Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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I can't believe they got a point off us at the Bridge
I’m hoping West Ham beat us at home this year
by Graham on
Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT
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Nationals score.
2 out, in the 8th…6-2, runners on 1st and 2nd.
Its a weird conundrum. Nationals win and they fall back, but keep the Padres alive? Or Padres sweep today and are eliminated…but Nats breathe down our neck. I love the race for October.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:01 PM PDT
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Pads are almost certainly done no matter what. Need Nats to win some games.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT
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Nats are the biggest threat by far.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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Nationals fail to score.
One of my favorite prospects (when he was a prospect), Lastings Milledge got out to end the inning.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:06 PM PDT
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At first glance I read "Dave is upset with Brett Miller".
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:06 PM PDT
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Can we pitch Silva on short rest for the final few games to help in the race?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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I can't believe the Dolphins blog is as busy as it is
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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But then I remember that the Mariners blog is busy too
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
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To be fair we are in the middle of an important race.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
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Im more happy watching the Tardinals lose.
Thank God for Jim Zorn and his dashing good looks.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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We'll always have the Jim Zorn slip'n'slide.
by BrianL on
Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT
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John Olerud...
…AHHH perfect time for it, too. Damn!
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:16 PM PDT
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My favorite youtube video ever.
Between that and a burtal gorefest of an alligator eating a gazelle. So bad I would doubt a nature channel would show it.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:29 PM PDT
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How can anyone ever stand to make conversation with this guy
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:09 PM PDT
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Just because he doesn't have a sexy accent doesn't mean you should critize.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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Damn.
Criticize
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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Criticise.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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I'm trying to avoid the S's and U's
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT
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"My name is Brandon Morrow I have the vocal range of a drum"
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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it could be the questions... and the cameras
by mark sobba on
Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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No it's his voice and the way he chooses to use it
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT
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Wouldn't mind seeing Morrow conversate with Bedard.
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Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT
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?
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: My shoulder hurts.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:12 PM PDT
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I bet Erik gets really animated when he watches the Sens
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT
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He made no reaction to my attempt to start a Go Sens chant
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT
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If he is a pussy, how can he be a fag?
Wouldn’t he be a lesbian?
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
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I have no idea what this is.
And please do not tell me.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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Someone dumb enough to knock up Ashley Simpson and then marry her.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:27 PM PDT
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Dont make fun of himher!
Heshe is expressing himherself …
…by looking like an emo stereotype.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:35 PM PDT
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Pete created the current emo stereotype, unfortunately.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT
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I was trying to spare you that.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT
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It is appreciated.
I want to die without ever knowing.
And I want to smack everyone who calls themself a ‘rock star’. Then I can die.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:44 PM PDT
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I'd say she's a 2
She looks too much like a man
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Sep 21, 2008 1:45 PM PDT
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Morrow sounds like a WWE wrestler.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:09 PM PDT
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Josh Hartnett took squinting lessons from Ricky Henderson
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:15 PM PDT
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FFS start the game NOW.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:16 PM PDT
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"Hulett's at short as Betancourt's getting the afternoon off"
You don’t want to give Yuni a day off this close to the Ghiradelli factory
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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Finally.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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1 down 26 to go.
LOSE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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I have a co-worker who loves Willie.
He got two custom Willie jerseys. I think this should be his background.
by James F'n X on
Sep 21, 2008 1:28 PM PDT
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I can't believe we'll never see him play for us ever again
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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The FO will fuck that up too.
3/19 is my prediction.
by James F'n X on
Sep 21, 2008 1:31 PM PDT
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I hate his last name.
I keep thinking its Huglett.
Hey House is on.
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Sep 21, 2008 1:32 PM PDT
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Don't you dare score white boy.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:32 PM PDT
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Odds of winning below 50%
just the way I like it
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:33 PM PDT
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Hey look at that Yankee stadium closes tonight.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:34 PM PDT
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It's even been on the news over here and the game is on TV tonight/
I’ll watch just for the old clips.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
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Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT
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You would think they would be scheduled against the Red Sox.
But I bet the MLB wanted to make sure its a team they are supposed to beat.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM PDT
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That was new and different.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM PDT
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Derby are shit.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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You need to go to a tailgate once.
Ignore the game if you want…just go to a tailgate and you can have virtually any drink you want. Girls, too.
by Slica on
Sep 21, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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Does every Ms SP throw 100% fastballs in the first inning?
Sounds like a future post.
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:39 PM PDT
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Some truly awful hitting so far.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:43 PM PDT
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Bryan LaHair wanted to hit 50 doubles this season and is on a full-year Major League pace for 15
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Sep 21, 2008 1:43 PM PDT
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My grandmother could strikeout Jack Cust
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Sep 21, 2008 1:48 PM PDT
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I swear she's got a good arm
better than Silva
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Sep 21, 2008 1:51 PM PDT
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My grandmother is a prize winning javelin thrower.
She could do it
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:52 PM PDT
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Jack Cust is a .800 OPS Major League hitter and my grandmother can barely make a salad
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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So your judgement is skewed then.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT
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Your grandmother has to be at least 120 years old
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Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT
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You're right; she's a modern medical marvel.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 1:55 PM PDT
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My grandmother's a shapeshifting rock
She could OWN Jack Cust
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Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT
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Nice walk.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 1:50 PM PDT
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No you cock hungry whore, throwing a lot of fastballs is not a good idea
by Matthew on
Sep 21, 2008 1:51 PM PDT
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I just watched a bird eat a beautiful butterfly in my backyard
seemed symbolic
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Sep 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT
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You have a lot of animal activity in your backyard.
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Sep 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT
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I find that the zapper fence actually keeps things trapped in more than it keeps them trapped out
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Sep 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT
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I don't think the neighbors would appreciate my eating their cat
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Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT
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I had a coyote in my back yard a few weeks ago that left the remains of a neighbor's cat for me to clean up.
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Sep 21, 2008 2:02 PM PDT
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Awwwww
The poor innocent little kitty >:(
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Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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Shouldn't have dressed like it wanted it
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Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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When you say things like this and I comply I either get rec'd or boxed
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Sep 21, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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I don't think a rec should be weighted the same as a boxing
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Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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I surpassed the 1000 rec mark this morning
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Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT
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That's because you put time and effort into your writing
and people reward you justly for it![]()
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Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT
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Perhaps you'll get boxed if you don't post one.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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Just think about what he doesn't tell us.
Better yet, don’t.
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Sep 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT
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Raul Ibanez is slumping and will surely be forced to accept arbitration now.
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Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT
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After which point he tears a hammy on opening day whiffing at a fly ball
where he has to go 3 steps to his left.
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It took him like 30 pitches to break out the curveball and look what it does
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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Royal curve sighting.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT
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That last one was sort of a curve/slider hybrid
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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On the radio
they labeled it as a “change-up that really dropped.”
by appleshampoo on
Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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According to the PITCHf/x data
it literally split the middle between his usual curve and his usual slider.
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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...the screwball?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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Decent Brandon.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT
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So I'm guessing
Mel Stottlemyre didn’t throw anything but fastballs when he was a Yankee SP.
by eponymous_coward on
Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT
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Warm up Beluga Tits.
This game is in danger of turning into a Mariner win.
by eponymous_coward on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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I wish Jose Lopez wouldn't wear the highsocks
by Fogel on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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Why?
They high socks rock. I wish the whole team would sport them. That’s just me though I guess.
by appleshampoo on
Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT
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High socks don't work on people with baggy pants
by Jeff on
Sep 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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Hmmm
so the real problem here is that he needs to lose some weight, and then not wear baggy pants.
by appleshampoo on
Sep 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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Whew, it's Cairo.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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Get lazier Jose.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on
Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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