9/21: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
Look at the lineups we've been running out there these last several days, look at how we've all simply accepted them, and try to tell me that the Mariners haven't completely changed who you are as a person.
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I will be embarrassed if this team losses 105 and fucking pissed if they loss less than 103
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
loss vs. lose
Just being a grammar Nazi
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on Rays, still need to win division.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh
tie breaker counts as an extra game
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe so.
Could be wrong, but I’m 95% sure.
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my god our lineup.
Ichiro – Hulett – Ibanez – Lopez – Reed -Cairo – LaHair – Johjima – Valbuena
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It could be worse.
Sub in Wlad for Raul, Move Cairo to first instead of Lopez, and put your pick of Tui or Burke at third.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need to figure out a way to get Ichiro! out of the lineup as well.
by BrianL on Sep 21, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo to right.
Wlad for Raul, Burke at first and Tui at third.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you fuckers don't have enough time left to dead meme it
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a challenge.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by BrianL on Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never issue such a challenge.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI, where's my stupid shit image?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching "I Shouldn't Be Alive"
and I feel like the guy stuck under a boulder knows what it feels like to be a Mariners fan.
by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guy under the boulder knows there's a point in the near future at which the ordeal ends.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had access to a stick of dynamite
I would make sure never to leave the house without it, just in case something like this ever happens to me.
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do realize that the explosion would probably kill you.
Unless your aim is to take the boulder out with you in a murder-suicide sort of way.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't want to kill the boulder on the off-chance somebody shapeshifted into it
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't want to kill the shapeshifting fucker
that fell on you and pinned you to die?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bastard fell on top of you on purpose and you know it
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like our conversations intentionally swerve around to reference past discussions.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed that discussion and was sorry that I had to drive home
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I closed the thread.
Now it serves as an intact monument.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padres up on Washington 3-1
Looks like the Padres are out of the running for worst team.
Nationals are a game behind us in Suckitude.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Nats we need a win out of you.
Pads are going to be 4.5 games behind us with just ~8 to play. They’re toast.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nats are playing Philly and Florida to end the season
Even with our losing streak, it isn’t looking good for us.
by katal on Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We lose 8 more in a row, we clinch.
Magic Number: 8.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
top of the 8th …
… and the Padres have two on and nobody out.
Baek is pitching for the Padres. Through 7 innings has thrown 89 pitches, walked none, struck out five, and given up five hits.
OTOH – the Mariners have Silva and Batista.
by Steve Nelson on Sep 21, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kouzmanoff doubles …
… and the Nats are up 4-1, with runners on second and third with no outs.
by Steve Nelson on Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah especially since the score just went from 3-1 Padres to 4-1 Nats.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just reading Hickey's article on Michael Pineda
“That was the end of a surge in which he struck out 49 batters in 3 1/3 innings while walking just three from Aug 1-Sept. 1.”
49 Ks in 3 and 1/3? Man this kid is good
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, it's blurnsball.
30 outs in an inning.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if Washington loses today I still want Morrow to win/do well
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am as well
My hope is Morrow goes 7 strong and the bullpen blows it.
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could always just not score
we seem to have that one down.
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy am I excited about today's game!
Why does MLB.tv get all fucked up in Firefox?
by chinn on Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready for this.
I’ve had coffee, I’ve done my cooking for the day, chores are done. I’m ready.
by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make anything good today?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figure it's ok to ask since the game has yet to start.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salted caramel ice cream, soft pretzels and masaman curry.
by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand in awe.
Black bean soup, pumpkin muffins and plans for a red peanut curry.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent!
I’m writing a cookbook this winter. I had to join 24 Hour Fitness in preparation.
by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes.
try to tell me that the Mariners haven’t completely changed who you are as a person.
Personally, my life has sucked over the last 18 months. The Mariners have not helped. Baseball has been my distraction from Real Life crap. … So yes.
by mark sobba on Sep 21, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
City won 6-0 this afternoon to start off a potentially great sporting day...
All I need now is a Mariner defeat and an epic European fightback, and the day will be complete.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Villa beat West Brom 1-2.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was pretty dumb.
2-1.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Villa were playing away so 1-2 is the correct score.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you!
But is should be West Brom first though, right?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home team first yeah.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then it should be written as "West Brom loses to Villa 1-2"
Don’t mix the team and score order.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was looking for.
Apologies for being new to this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Arsenal at the top of the table
How about all those people who thought Tottenham would break into the top 4?
Go Gunners
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe they got a point off us at the Bridge
I’m hoping West Ham beat us at home this year
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nationals score.
2 out, in the 8th…6-2, runners on 1st and 2nd.
Its a weird conundrum. Nationals win and they fall back, but keep the Padres alive? Or Padres sweep today and are eliminated…but Nats breathe down our neck. I love the race for October.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pads are almost certainly done no matter what. Need Nats to win some games.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nats are the biggest threat by far.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nationals fail to score.
One of my favorite prospects (when he was a prospect), Lastings Milledge got out to end the inning.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first glance I read "Dave is upset with Brett Miller".
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we pitch Silva on short rest for the final few games to help in the race?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe the Dolphins blog is as busy as it is
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But then I remember that the Mariners blog is busy too
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair we are in the middle of an important race.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im more happy watching the Tardinals lose.
Thank God for Jim Zorn and his dashing good looks.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll always have the Jim Zorn slip'n'slide.
by BrianL on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Olerud...
…AHHH perfect time for it, too. Damn!
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite youtube video ever.
Between that and a burtal gorefest of an alligator eating a gazelle. So bad I would doubt a nature channel would show it.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can anyone ever stand to make conversation with this guy
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because he doesn't have a sexy accent doesn't mean you should critize.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
Criticize
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Criticise.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to avoid the S's and U's
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"My name is Brandon Morrow I have the vocal range of a drum"
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it could be the questions... and the cameras
by mark sobba on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's his voice and the way he chooses to use it
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't mind seeing Morrow conversate with Bedard.
by ThundaPC on Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: …
Morrow: …
Bedard: My shoulder hurts.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Erik gets really animated when he watches the Sens
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He made no reaction to my attempt to start a Go Sens chant
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he is a pussy, how can he be a fag?
Wouldn’t he be a lesbian?
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what this is.
And please do not tell me.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone dumb enough to knock up Ashley Simpson and then marry her.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont make fun of himher!
Heshe is expressing himherself …
…by looking like an emo stereotype.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete created the current emo stereotype, unfortunately.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to spare you that.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is appreciated.
I want to die without ever knowing.
And I want to smack everyone who calls themself a ‘rock star’. Then I can die.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say she's a 2
She looks too much like a man
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow sounds like a WWE wrestler.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hartnett took squinting lessons from Ricky Henderson
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FFS start the game NOW.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Hulett's at short as Betancourt's getting the afternoon off"
You don’t want to give Yuni a day off this close to the Ghiradelli factory
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 down 26 to go.
LOSE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a co-worker who loves Willie.
He got two custom Willie jerseys. I think this should be his background.
by James F'n X on Sep 21, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe we'll never see him play for us ever again
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The FO will fuck that up too.
3/19 is my prediction.
by James F'n X on Sep 21, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate his last name.
I keep thinking its Huglett.
Hey House is on.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you dare score white boy.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Odds of winning below 50%
just the way I like it
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look at that Yankee stadium closes tonight.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's even been on the news over here and the game is on TV tonight/
I’ll watch just for the old clips.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would think they would be scheduled against the Red Sox.
But I bet the MLB wanted to make sure its a team they are supposed to beat.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was new and different.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Derby are shit.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to go to a tailgate once.
Ignore the game if you want…just go to a tailgate and you can have virtually any drink you want. Girls, too.
by Slica on Sep 21, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does every Ms SP throw 100% fastballs in the first inning?
Sounds like a future post.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some truly awful hitting so far.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bryan LaHair wanted to hit 50 doubles this season and is on a full-year Major League pace for 15
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother could strikeout Jack Cust
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear she's got a good arm
better than Silva
by Scrupio on Sep 21, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother is a prize winning javelin thrower.
She could do it
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Cust is a .800 OPS Major League hitter and my grandmother can barely make a salad
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So your judgement is skewed then.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your grandmother has to be at least 120 years old
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right; she's a modern medical marvel.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother's a shapeshifting rock
She could OWN Jack Cust
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice walk.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No you cock hungry whore, throwing a lot of fastballs is not a good idea
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just watched a bird eat a beautiful butterfly in my backyard
seemed symbolic
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have a lot of animal activity in your backyard.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that the zapper fence actually keeps things trapped in more than it keeps them trapped out
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think the neighbors would appreciate my eating their cat
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a coyote in my back yard a few weeks ago that left the remains of a neighbor's cat for me to clean up.
by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwwww
The poor innocent little kitty >:(
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't have dressed like it wanted it
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you say things like this and I comply I either get rec'd or boxed
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think a rec should be weighted the same as a boxing
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I surpassed the 1000 rec mark this morning
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's because you put time and effort into your writing
and people reward you justly for it![]()
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps you'll get boxed if you don't post one.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just think about what he doesn't tell us.
Better yet, don’t.
by James F'n X on Sep 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez is slumping and will surely be forced to accept arbitration now.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After which point he tears a hammy on opening day whiffing at a fly ball
where he has to go 3 steps to his left.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took him like 30 pitches to break out the curveball and look what it does
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royal curve sighting.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That last one was sort of a curve/slider hybrid
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the radio
they labeled it as a “change-up that really dropped.”
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the PITCHf/x data
it literally split the middle between his usual curve and his usual slider.
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...the screwball?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent Brandon.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'm guessing
Mel Stottlemyre didn’t throw anything but fastballs when he was a Yankee SP.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Warm up Beluga Tits.
This game is in danger of turning into a Mariner win.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Jose Lopez wouldn't wear the highsocks
by Fogel on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
They high socks rock. I wish the whole team would sport them. That’s just me though I guess.
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High socks don't work on people with baggy pants
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
so the real problem here is that he needs to lose some weight, and then not wear baggy pants.
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew, it's Cairo.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get lazier Jose.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It warms my heart when LaHair lines out to somebody
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1.2mb feed just died.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See, establishing the offspeed stuff makes the fastball better!
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If no-hitters had difficulty ratings, this might not even register.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZMOG jinxer!!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good work Brandon.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shut your gusset you retarded monkey fucker. Someday I will personally perform the torture of 1,000 cuts on you
while replaying every idiotic establish fastball comment you’ve ever made.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Morrow can keep up this pattern, I would appreciate it.
It makes it easier to plan when I know in advance I can skip his starts 2 out of 3 times.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way I see it
If a jinx can ruin a no-hitter, then I’d rather see it ruined sometime in the first 2/3s of the game. Not during the eighth or ninth inning.
by katal on Sep 21, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to believe there's ever been a no-hitter in which no one has mentioned it.
The jinx thing is for the players in the dugout.
by Teej on Sep 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up, Katal.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or you could just not jinx the starter to begin with.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like I'm the only person who's said it
Jinxes aren’t real.
by katal on Sep 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Brandon Morrow reading LL comments during the top half of the innings?
by Teej on Sep 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If so, then he's likely hurt by the opinions of his voice.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're confusing Morrow with Geoff Baker
Easy mistake.
by katal on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our hitters are determined to not give Morrow a rest.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is Pac-10?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Pacific 10 Conference
Ten universities along the West Coast.
by Teej on Sep 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a conference in the NCAA
10 schools hence the 10
Washington/WSU
Oregon/OSU
Arizona/ASU
UCLA/USC/Cal/Stanford
Also Boise State in wresting (random fact)
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
A bunch of random schools in wrestling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific-10_Conference#Associate_members_.28wrestling.29
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 Elite Universities.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially when it says "Athletics" on the jersey.
It’s not like they’re going to hit you around.
by Teej on Sep 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland scored 82 runs in August.
82 runs.
In the entire month.
They played 30 games.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP FOULING THE BALLS YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCREWBALL
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BENDY THINGS!
Establish that, Blowers.
by James F'n X on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKK!!!!!
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I knew that was coming.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kill Carlos Gonzalez.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU FUCKING TWAT I HOPE OAKLAND IS ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF BIBLICAL LOCUST.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the brightside
maybe Oakland will score this inning.
by katal on Sep 21, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could've waited til we pulled Morrow, though.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd probably pull Morrow after this inning.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That means they're going to leave him in to throw 140 pitches, right?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't SF.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are the most bitter and cynical person with whom I've ever interacted
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rest of LL makes me look positively peppy.
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a result of being a Mariners fan
Figure out what the intelligent thing to do is, and figure the team will do the opposite. It means when they do something halfway competent, I’m delighted.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I have ever seen you delighted
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rather liked a certain grand slam.
As well as a certain 2001 season.
You saw me on the ESPN M’s board, btw.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides, firing Bavasi and Mac was halfway competent.
As well as making Morrow into a starter, and RRS, and releasing Sexson.
Now we have to see if we can get to all the way competent. Or God forbid, brilliant.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow sucks at no-hitters
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWING AND MISS YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BABY UH HUH UP YOUR ASS?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some post-Ryder Cup drinking, eh?
by James F'n X on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were shit.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoooooooooooo I love good Morrow.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't walk Cust please.
And a K would be a nice way to end your evening.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I looked just like a split
hot diggity Jesus
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're talking about the pitch to Cust, it was a change
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't remember
but it was ~88 and it fell off the table
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either you are screwing with me
or tv is screwing with me
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice work by Morrow but against a good offence it wouldn't have been the same so lets not get carried away.
Now onwards to the loss!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, good, it's time for the second half choke by the Hawks.
I was wondering when that was going to happen.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh..fluke play..and should have been called for delay of game
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope so.
They and the Storm are about all that’s left for hop on the Seattle sports horizon.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although dropping 7 and letting Bulger have 10 seconds to find an open guy is retarded.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck do you expect the Hawks to close this game
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, considering the money spent on D...
and how the Rams suck, I want it done well.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit New York it's not the end of an era
it’s a stadium
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They tore down Yankee Stadium in the 70s anyway
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I want a 450 foot Death Valley, damnit. >:(
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for this nostardgia to be over and done with
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least
The odds of Yankee playoff games this year are negligible.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Still could win out and have the Sox lose them all. Including a playoff game.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see you have finally accepted this as truth
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, once the Yankees are eliminated, then I will be delighted.
Schadenfreude is still joy.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any postseason without the Yankees is better than one with them.
Next, let’s see Red Sox Nation go home.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are winning?
Is this possible?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh great way to fuck the future Ichiro.
Selfish cunt.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or is Ichiro hitting less opposite-field shots this season? I can’t remember the last LD or GB he hit to LF, but he seems to be doing that all the time now.
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the Mariners: was there any doubt he would not be back out?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fastball done to low 90s, RED FLAG RED FLAG
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meaningless game..wtf is he still pitching for?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look tired body language.
Maybe he is gassed bench?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this team in it's asshole....So incompetent.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU SHOULD BE PULLING HIM NOT TALKING TO HIM
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOLD YOU TO TAKE HIM OUT?
Take him out.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, look, I made an anagram of "Scrappy the Scapegoat"
I don’t know how I got “Mell Stottlemyre” out of it, though.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll have a new GIF tomorrow, I'd guess.
by marc w on Sep 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE AT LEAST GOING TO PULL HIM NOW YES????
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND here we goooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE ARE FIUCKING DUMB WE WASTE OUR TIME SUPPORTING A DUMB TEAM WE ARE ALL STUPID RETARDS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WHY IS HE STILL IN!?!??
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY WHY TAKE HIM OUT
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE NEED A FONT LARGER RTHAN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
111 pitches!
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS BREAK MORROW TIME!!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BUT HEY WE CANT TAKE A GUY OUT MID AT BAT NOW CAN WE!?!?1
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pull Pull Please.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers can see it! Why can't these people see it?
Ok, thank you,.
by marc w on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU FUCKERS RUINED ERIK BEDARD AND YOURE GOING TO DO IT TO MORROW AS WELL
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSS.
Tits in. Morrow out.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
by Humongo on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
POOR, POOR, POOR MAN MANAGEMENT BY OUR WEAK BENCH WHO WERE INCAPABLE OF MAKING AN EASY DECISION AT THE RIGHT TIME.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO WE KNOW WELL BEFORE YOU THAT IT IS TIME???
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU GUYS WHO LIVE IN SEATTLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED IF YOU DON'T PUNCH EVERY LAST MARINER IN THE FACE TOMORROW.
INCLUDING THAT FUCKING RETARDED MOOSE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORROW DESERVES BLAME FOR NOT TELLING RIGGLEMAN HE WAS GASSED.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twice for the moose.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And another good day ruined ... I will keep on LL but I am turning off the TV.
Fuck the this team from the batboy to the owners and everyone inbetween.
by mark sobba on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB BATISTA
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep the dream alive!
Way to go tits!
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Sims is pissed.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit, Tits.
Now you might not lose the game. I was looking forward to 3 of Bavasi’s signings with a collective sub .250 winning percentage. >:
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So instead of 6 IP 0 ER he has 6.1 IP 3 ER.
Nice way to build his confidence, bench!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can anyone seriously considering rehiring any of our management for next year after this criminal mismanagement?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most of these guys won't be here anyway.
by ThundaPC on Sep 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't do it man.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow would have had a good start if they had listened to me.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should have learned after last time.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was allowed on the Yankee field before today's game, I'd love to take a huge shit on it right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Arod does that a lot in the postseason
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez Takes Pride in his Defense
Now presented in widescreen.
by BrianL on Sep 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to be awesome, Miguel.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STARSBURG
To replicate last GT, if this was last year we would be going apoplectic right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You do know his name is Strasburg right?
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't spell accurately too much GTE right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista vultures an other loss as well!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
105 would be a discrase to the entire city of Seattle
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not understand your fascination with 104 only.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they 104 breaks the team record and 105 prevents my hat from winning its 200th game
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok now I'm really confused.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's tough to be Robert.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hats been through a lot and it needs to retire soon
I would like it to get to a nice round number in order to impress the HOF voters
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cust still has a shot to become the first 30-100-200 player
gogo true outcomes.
by MrIncognito on Sep 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOULD SOMEONE SHUT THAT PERSIAN WAR HORN THE FUCK UP?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done, Miguel.
Your work here is done.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The two biggest mouths on the team are the two worst pitchers on the team
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
People who complain about their teammates generally suck, in my experience*
*Unless they’re complaining about Alastair Worth.
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's unfathomable how bad Batista has been this year.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitching through pain is valiant but only when you let people know how tough you are for doing it
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm commenting through a bitterly painful hangnail.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I burned my tongue on tea yesterday morning
I’m not blogging at 100%
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pansy.
Your tongue has nothing to do with typing.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not for an amateur like you.
Only us pros know the secret typing techniques.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are going to lose our eleventh game in a row
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mariners
Thank you for continuing to play Raul Ibanez in LF.
Love,
Iowa A’s Fan.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
by IowaA'sFan on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Iowa A's Fan
What, no love for Bavasi, Armstrong and Lincoln?
Love and kisses,
eponymous coward
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Green is warming up because why the hell not?
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how this loss was Riggleman's own fault
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fell asleep and woke up in time for the final out.
ahahahaha
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well guys, I'm glad we're finally all on the same page.
Well done.
Well done indeed.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does he still post the fiddlecat after wins?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot, there aren't any more wins.
I think we might have had them once, before recorded history.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell whether Matthew was the first or whether he is just incapable of feeling joy.
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was rooting for losses from May 10th
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats it like creating a meme that will likely direct this teams drafting prefrences
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jealous?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave up. It hurts less to cheer for losses.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blowers: I can't remember a road trip like this
Apparently, Mike Blowers has retrograde amnesia about the 2006 Mariners (who lost 11 in a row on the road in August).
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Riggleman on Morrow
“He pitched longer than I wanted him to.”
Umm….what?
by ThundaPC on Sep 21, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either Morrow talked his way into staying, Stottlemyre told Riggleman to leave him, or Riggleman is a crazy person
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our team has no control over themselves
holy fuck they are literally a run away freight train
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runaway freight trains are dangerous and to be feared
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little while ago when the Mariners lost
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then again just now because Kettle Chips
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ate a bag of those yesterday
I hate that I can’t stop myself
by Graham on Sep 21, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't let myself get more than one bag at the store at a time because that would be bad news bears
by Jeff on Sep 21, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are these and how are they better than Tims?
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're like a slightly better version of Tim's.
Salt and pepper is oh so obesity inducing.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least they're not Ruffles or something.
It’s not the healthiest food, but it’s food.
by Teej on Sep 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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