9/21: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
Look at the lineups we've been running out there these last several days, look at how we've all simply accepted them, and try to tell me that the Mariners haven't completely changed who you are as a person.
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I believe so.
Could be wrong, but I’m 95% sure.
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my god our lineup.
Ichiro – Hulett – Ibanez – Lopez – Reed -Cairo – LaHair – Johjima – Valbuena
It could be worse.
Sub in Wlad for Raul, Move Cairo to first instead of Lopez, and put your pick of Tui or Burke at third.
the other angels fan
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Never issue such a challenge.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
JI, where's my stupid shit image?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm watching "I Shouldn't Be Alive"
and I feel like the guy stuck under a boulder knows what it feels like to be a Mariners fan.
If I had access to a stick of dynamite
I would make sure never to leave the house without it, just in case something like this ever happens to me.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You do realize that the explosion would probably kill you.
Unless your aim is to take the boulder out with you in a murder-suicide sort of way.
the other angels fan
I wouldn't want to kill the boulder on the off-chance somebody shapeshifted into it
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn't want to kill the shapeshifting fucker
that fell on you and pinned you to die?
the other angels fan
Padres up on Washington 3-1
Looks like the Padres are out of the running for worst team.
Nationals are a game behind us in Suckitude.
Damn it Nats we need a win out of you.
Pads are going to be 4.5 games behind us with just ~8 to play. They’re toast.
The Nats are playing Philly and Florida to end the season
Even with our losing streak, it isn’t looking good for us.
We lose 8 more in a row, we clinch.
Magic Number: 8.
top of the 8th …
… and the Padres have two on and nobody out.
Baek is pitching for the Padres. Through 7 innings has thrown 89 pitches, walked none, struck out five, and given up five hits.
OTOH – the Mariners have Silva and Batista.
by Steve Nelson on Sep 21, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouzmanoff doubles …
… and the Nats are up 4-1, with runners on second and third with no outs.
by Steve Nelson on Sep 21, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just reading Hickey's article on Michael Pineda
“That was the end of a surge in which he struck out 49 batters in 3 1/3 innings while walking just three from Aug 1-Sept. 1.”
49 Ks in 3 and 1/3? Man this kid is good
I am as well
My hope is Morrow goes 7 strong and the bullpen blows it.
We could always just not score
we seem to have that one down.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy am I excited about today's game!
Why does MLB.tv get all fucked up in Firefox?
Make anything good today?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I figure it's ok to ask since the game has yet to start.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand in awe.
Black bean soup, pumpkin muffins and plans for a red peanut curry.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yes.
try to tell me that the Mariners haven’t completely changed who you are as a person.
Personally, my life has sucked over the last 18 months. The Mariners have not helped. Baseball has been my distraction from Real Life crap. … So yes.
City won 6-0 this afternoon to start off a potentially great sporting day...
All I need now is a Mariner defeat and an epic European fightback, and the day will be complete.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Villa beat West Brom 1-2.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah that was pretty dumb.
2-1.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Villa were playing away so 1-2 is the correct score.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!
But is should be West Brom first though, right?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Home team first yeah.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it should be written as "West Brom loses to Villa 1-2"
Don’t mix the team and score order.
That's what I was looking for.
Apologies for being new to this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And Arsenal at the top of the table
How about all those people who thought Tottenham would break into the top 4?
Go Gunners
I can't believe they got a point off us at the Bridge
I’m hoping West Ham beat us at home this year
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals score.
2 out, in the 8th…6-2, runners on 1st and 2nd.
Its a weird conundrum. Nationals win and they fall back, but keep the Padres alive? Or Padres sweep today and are eliminated…but Nats breathe down our neck. I love the race for October.
Nats are the biggest threat by far.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals fail to score.
One of my favorite prospects (when he was a prospect), Lastings Milledge got out to end the inning.
At first glance I read "Dave is upset with Brett Miller".
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we pitch Silva on short rest for the final few games to help in the race?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
But then I remember that the Mariners blog is busy too
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair we are in the middle of an important race.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Im more happy watching the Tardinals lose.
Thank God for Jim Zorn and his dashing good looks.
John Olerud...
…AHHH perfect time for it, too. Damn!
My favorite youtube video ever.
Between that and a burtal gorefest of an alligator eating a gazelle. So bad I would doubt a nature channel would show it.
How can anyone ever stand to make conversation with this guy
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because he doesn't have a sexy accent doesn't mean you should critize.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
Criticize
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Criticise.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to avoid the S's and U's
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"My name is Brandon Morrow I have the vocal range of a drum"
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Bedard: My shoulder hurts.
by Matthew on Sep 21, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Erik gets really animated when he watches the Sens
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If he is a pussy, how can he be a fag?
Wouldn’t he be a lesbian?
I have no idea what this is.
And please do not tell me.
Someone dumb enough to knock up Ashley Simpson and then marry her.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont make fun of himher!
Heshe is expressing himherself …
…by looking like an emo stereotype.
Pete created the current emo stereotype, unfortunately.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to spare you that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It is appreciated.
I want to die without ever knowing.
And I want to smack everyone who calls themself a ‘rock star’. Then I can die.
I'd say she's a 2
She looks too much like a man
"Hulett's at short as Betancourt's getting the afternoon off"
You don’t want to give Yuni a day off this close to the Ghiradelli factory
Finally.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
I have a co-worker who loves Willie.
He got two custom Willie jerseys. I think this should be his background.
I hate his last name.
I keep thinking its Huglett.
Hey House is on.
Hey look at that Yankee stadium closes tonight.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
It's even been on the news over here and the game is on TV tonight/
I’ll watch just for the old clips.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You would think they would be scheduled against the Red Sox.
But I bet the MLB wanted to make sure its a team they are supposed to beat.
That was new and different.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
Derby are shit.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to go to a tailgate once.
Ignore the game if you want…just go to a tailgate and you can have virtually any drink you want. Girls, too.
Does every Ms SP throw 100% fastballs in the first inning?
Sounds like a future post.
I swear she's got a good arm
better than Silva
My grandmother is a prize winning javelin thrower.
She could do it
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Cust is a .800 OPS Major League hitter and my grandmother can barely make a salad
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So your judgement is skewed then.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right; she's a modern medical marvel.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
My grandmother's a shapeshifting rock
She could OWN Jack Cust
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I find that the zapper fence actually keeps things trapped in more than it keeps them trapped out
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think the neighbors would appreciate my eating their cat
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a coyote in my back yard a few weeks ago that left the remains of a neighbor's cat for me to clean up.
Shouldn't have dressed like it wanted it
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
When you say things like this and I comply I either get rec'd or boxed
by Dewey N on Sep 21, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I surpassed the 1000 rec mark this morning
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's because you put time and effort into your writing
and people reward you justly for it![]()
Perhaps you'll get boxed if you don't post one.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
After which point he tears a hammy on opening day whiffing at a fly ball
where he has to go 3 steps to his left.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It took him like 30 pitches to break out the curveball and look what it does
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That last one was sort of a curve/slider hybrid
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
On the radio
they labeled it as a “change-up that really dropped.”
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the PITCHf/x data
it literally split the middle between his usual curve and his usual slider.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
...the screwball?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Decent Brandon.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
So I'm guessing
Mel Stottlemyre didn’t throw anything but fastballs when he was a Yankee SP.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Warm up Beluga Tits.
This game is in danger of turning into a Mariner win.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
They high socks rock. I wish the whole team would sport them. That’s just me though I guess.
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
High socks don't work on people with baggy pants
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
so the real problem here is that he needs to lose some weight, and then not wear baggy pants.
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew, it's Cairo.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
ZMOG jinxer!!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Good work Brandon.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
shut your gusset you retarded monkey fucker. Someday I will personally perform the torture of 1,000 cuts on you
while replaying every idiotic establish fastball comment you’ve ever made.
If Morrow can keep up this pattern, I would appreciate it.
It makes it easier to plan when I know in advance I can skip his starts 2 out of 3 times.
The way I see it
If a jinx can ruin a no-hitter, then I’d rather see it ruined sometime in the first 2/3s of the game. Not during the eighth or ninth inning.
I refuse to believe there's ever been a no-hitter in which no one has mentioned it.
The jinx thing is for the players in the dugout.
Shut up, Katal.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
Or you could just not jinx the starter to begin with.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
Like I'm the only person who's said it
Jinxes aren’t real.
If so, then he's likely hurt by the opinions of his voice.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You're confusing Morrow with Geoff Baker
Easy mistake.
It's a conference in the NCAA
10 schools hence the 10
Washington/WSU
Oregon/OSU
Arizona/ASU
UCLA/USC/Cal/Stanford
Also Boise State in wresting (random fact)
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh
A bunch of random schools in wrestling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific-10_Conference#Associate_members_.28wrestling.29
by appleshampoo on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
10 Elite Universities.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oakland scored 82 runs in August.
82 runs.
In the entire month.
They played 30 games.
STOP FOULING THE BALLS YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
KKKKK!!!!!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
I guess I knew that was coming.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Kill Carlos Gonzalez.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
YOU FUCKING TWAT I HOPE OAKLAND IS ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF BIBLICAL LOCUST.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
On the brightside
maybe Oakland will score this inning.
Could've waited til we pulled Morrow, though.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That means they're going to leave him in to throw 140 pitches, right?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn't SF.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You are the most bitter and cynical person with whom I've ever interacted
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a result of being a Mariners fan
Figure out what the intelligent thing to do is, and figure the team will do the opposite. It means when they do something halfway competent, I’m delighted.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I have ever seen you delighted
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I rather liked a certain grand slam.
As well as a certain 2001 season.
You saw me on the ESPN M’s board, btw.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, firing Bavasi and Mac was halfway competent.
As well as making Morrow into a starter, and RRS, and releasing Sexson.
Now we have to see if we can get to all the way competent. Or God forbid, brilliant.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow sucks at no-hitters
I fucking hate you Mariners
SWING AND MISS YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BABY UH HUH UP YOUR ASS?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
We were shit.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoooooooooooo I love good Morrow.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Don't walk Cust please.
And a K would be a nice way to end your evening.
If you're talking about the pitch to Cust, it was a change
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember
but it was ~88 and it fell off the table
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Either you are screwing with me
or tv is screwing with me
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice work by Morrow but against a good offence it wouldn't have been the same so lets not get carried away.
Now onwards to the loss!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Oh, good, it's time for the second half choke by the Hawks.
I was wondering when that was going to happen.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Meh..fluke play..and should have been called for delay of game
I fucking hate you Mariners
I sure hope so.
They and the Storm are about all that’s left for hop on the Seattle sports horizon.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Although dropping 7 and letting Bulger have 10 seconds to find an open guy is retarded.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, considering the money spent on D...
and how the Rams suck, I want it done well.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They tore down Yankee Stadium in the 70s anyway
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I want a 450 foot Death Valley, damnit. >:(
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for this nostardgia to be over and done with
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least
The odds of Yankee playoff games this year are negligible.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Still could win out and have the Sox lose them all. Including a playoff game.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you have finally accepted this as truth
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
See, once the Yankees are eliminated, then I will be delighted.
Schadenfreude is still joy.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Any postseason without the Yankees is better than one with them.
Next, let’s see Red Sox Nation go home.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariners are winning?
Is this possible?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Oh great way to fuck the future Ichiro.
Selfish cunt.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Is it just me
or is Ichiro hitting less opposite-field shots this season? I can’t remember the last LD or GB he hit to LF, but he seems to be doing that all the time now.
It's the Mariners: was there any doubt he would not be back out?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Meaningless game..wtf is he still pitching for?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hey look tired body language.
Maybe he is gassed bench?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Fuck this team in it's asshole....So incompetent.
I fucking hate you Mariners
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOLD YOU TO TAKE HIM OUT?
Take him out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, look, I made an anagram of "Scrappy the Scapegoat"
I don’t know how I got “Mell Stottlemyre” out of it, though.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
AND here we goooooooooooooooooooooo
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
WE ARE FIUCKING DUMB WE WASTE OUR TIME SUPPORTING A DUMB TEAM WE ARE ALL STUPID RETARDS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WHY WHY TAKE HIM OUT
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WE NEED A FONT LARGER RTHAN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
111 pitches!
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
BUT HEY WE CANT TAKE A GUY OUT MID AT BAT NOW CAN WE!?!?1
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Pull Pull Please.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
Blowers can see it! Why can't these people see it?
Ok, thank you,.
YESSSSSSS.
Tits in. Morrow out.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
POOR, POOR, POOR MAN MANAGEMENT BY OUR WEAK BENCH WHO WERE INCAPABLE OF MAKING AN EASY DECISION AT THE RIGHT TIME.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
WHY DO WE KNOW WELL BEFORE YOU THAT IT IS TIME???
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
YOU GUYS WHO LIVE IN SEATTLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED IF YOU DON'T PUNCH EVERY LAST MARINER IN THE FACE TOMORROW.
INCLUDING THAT FUCKING RETARDED MOOSE.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
MORROW DESERVES BLAME FOR NOT TELLING RIGGLEMAN HE WAS GASSED.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Twice for the moose.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And another good day ruined ... I will keep on LL but I am turning off the TV.
Fuck the this team from the batboy to the owners and everyone inbetween.
GOOD JOB BATISTA
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Sims is pissed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit, Tits.
Now you might not lose the game. I was looking forward to 3 of Bavasi’s signings with a collective sub .250 winning percentage. >:
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
So instead of 6 IP 0 ER he has 6.1 IP 3 ER.
Nice way to build his confidence, bench!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Can anyone seriously considering rehiring any of our management for next year after this criminal mismanagement?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Don't do it man.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They should have learned after last time.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was allowed on the Yankee field before today's game, I'd love to take a huge shit on it right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Arod does that a lot in the postseason
I fucking hate you Mariners
STARSBURG
To replicate last GT, if this was last year we would be going apoplectic right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
You do know his name is Strasburg right?
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't spell accurately too much GTE right now.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If they 104 breaks the team record and 105 prevents my hat from winning its 200th game
by Robert on Sep 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's tough to be Robert.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The hats been through a lot and it needs to retire soon
I would like it to get to a nice round number in order to impress the HOF voters
Cust still has a shot to become the first 30-100-200 player
gogo true outcomes.
WOULD SOMEONE SHUT THAT PERSIAN WAR HORN THE FUCK UP?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Well done, Miguel.
Your work here is done.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
People who complain about their teammates generally suck, in my experience*
*Unless they’re complaining about Alastair Worth.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitching through pain is valiant but only when you let people know how tough you are for doing it
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I burned my tongue on tea yesterday morning
I’m not blogging at 100%
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pansy.
Your tongue has nothing to do with typing.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not for an amateur like you.
Only us pros know the secret typing techniques.
the other angels fan
Dear Mariners
Thank you for continuing to play Raul Ibanez in LF.
Love,
Iowa A’s Fan.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Dear Iowa A's Fan
What, no love for Bavasi, Armstrong and Lincoln?
Love and kisses,
eponymous coward
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well guys, I'm glad we're finally all on the same page.
Well done.
Well done indeed.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Does he still post the fiddlecat after wins?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot, there aren't any more wins.
I think we might have had them once, before recorded history.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell whether Matthew was the first or whether he is just incapable of feeling joy.
9=8
by JI on Sep 21, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I was rooting for losses from May 10th
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jealous?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave up. It hurts less to cheer for losses.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Blowers: I can't remember a road trip like this
Apparently, Mike Blowers has retrograde amnesia about the 2006 Mariners (who lost 11 in a row on the road in August).
by eponymous_coward on Sep 21, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Either Morrow talked his way into staying, Stottlemyre told Riggleman to leave him, or Riggleman is a crazy person
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Runaway freight trains are dangerous and to be feared
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
A little while ago when the Mariners lost
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And then again just now because Kettle Chips
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I ate a bag of those yesterday
I hate that I can’t stop myself
by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't let myself get more than one bag at the store at a time because that would be bad news bears
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They're like a slightly better version of Tim's.
Salt and pepper is oh so obesity inducing.

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