Seattle Mariners @ Texas Rangers GameThread, Sep 2, 2008 5:05 PM PDT

Seattle Mariners	Texas Rangers
Ichiro Suzuki - RF	Joaquin Arias - 2B
Jeremy Reed - CF	Michael Young - "SS"
Adrian Beltre - 3B	Josh Hamilton - CF
Raul Ibanez - "LF"	Milton Bradley - DH
Jose Lopez - 2B	Hank Blalock - 1B
Jeff Clement - DH	Marlon Byrd - LF
Bryan LaHair - 1B	Nelson Cruz - RF
Jamie Burke - C	Gerald Laird - C
Yuniesky Betancourt - "SS"	Chris Davis - 3B

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Ryan Feierabend	0-1	3	3	0	0	0	0	15.0	23	10	10	1	3	10	6.00	1.73

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Brandon McCarthy	0-0	2	2	0	0	0	0	10.0	9	3	2	1	5	5	1.80	1.40

Probably not low scoring.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I can see low scoring

Only a couple touchdowns and a field goal. Question is… whose kicker nails the field goal?

by Gomez on Sep 2, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions

The way he's been playing lately, probably Beltre.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Football saves me from my sadness.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions

It's really going to hit me when football ends and I won't have a sport to follow

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

That's the time that sucks. The time between football and Spring training.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I used to have basketball to hold me off

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

House!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Does SBN have a House blog?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

No Sports Blog Nation does not have a House blog.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

But the AV Club does.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, but that would require reading AV Club comments.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

House doesn't happen often enough to tide me over completely.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Gonzaga!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Syracuse!

by CKel on Sep 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I've always thought there are three seasons.

Baseball Season, Football Season, and oh god when the fuck will this fucking month end season.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I am happy untill I have to go 3 days without baseball.

by Robert on Sep 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

This should be a turbulent offseason though.

Who knows what the hot stove league will have in store.

by CKel on Sep 2, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions

Most likely terrible decisions by the front office

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Why would you say such a thing

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

because even the most optimistic M's fans have to admit this is a good possibility

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, let's judge a GM of whom we have no knowledge whatsoever

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions

You expect Chuck Armstrong and Howard Lincoln to choose one of the GMs we all want?

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

If their quotes are any indication

they are doing some soul searching. They know they are getting their butts kicked. They know winning will bring them more money, if they are gonna try something different from what they’ve always done now is the time.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

They could still hire an old school guy like Hart or Towers and we'd be in decent shape.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions

At least Wade is currently employed

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't help but feel jaded

and expect the worst with a John Hart type hiring

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Why would John Hart be bad

he built the Cleveland juggernaut in the 90s, he’s one of the most influential GMs of the past 10-15 years.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I meant to say someone like Jim Bowden or Steve Phillips

John Hart is ok but I’d rather have someone who isn’t a retread

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I read that as "retarded", although that works as well.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

We're hiring Simple Jack?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

No, we know the winners don't go full retard.

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Are we winners?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Touché...

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm ok with a good retread.

There’s no way Steve Phillips is considered

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed.

I mean, we know there’s no floor but even our FO knows that Phillips is a bad move.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder how his pick of the M's in the AL West is working out for him...

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Poorly.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

There's always a floor.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Shouldn't be boring, to say the least.

by CKel on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

i have no way to watch this

or listen, but hi guys

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions

Shift key.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Ayup.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

He's on a mormon mission half way across the country and hasn't posted here in like 8 months.

He’s an old regular who can only post like once a month till he comes back. Odds are he probably won’t even get to read that post and he’ll just do it again, so it’s not a huge deal with Chas for now. Just figured I’d let you know in case he does it again in a month or so.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahh sorry.

My fault. Hope you’ve had a good two years out there, buddy.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how I look like an ass when one of these old regulars show up.

I needed to start lurking about two years sooner.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

get off my lawn!

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

im not posting too much, its pretty hit and miss, but i’m still with you guys

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

yep, ohio is a place

where only someone like corco would like…

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

One of my good friends served in Ohio, say's he had a great time out there.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

ohio isnt bad

i’m having alot of fun. i’ve been in the country from 7 months, so a change would be nice (canton today was rare)

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions

If it takes the Corcoran taste to like it, it can't be too good.

Just so you know though, LL has become very anal retentive about capitalization and punctuation, so when you come back for good keep that in mind.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I swear I will only post the image in jest with you.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Generally I'm pretty good about capitalization and such, so I don't think it'll be necessary to use it for me in any situation.

Of course that just makes me look like I’m cocky.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

See, I meant to reply to chas.

So now I look like an inept ass.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I wasn't sure if you meant to reply to me.

But I assumed it would have been terribly difficult to hit the reply button to the wrong post.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

That just further illustrates the magnitude of my failure.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

you know who are interesting and boring

the amish. im right above the most populated amish county in the usa. they are an odd but very nice people. just a pain when your on a country road behind a buggy

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

My friend said the exact same thing to me when he got back.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

you know what a great invention is

“tell me” you call it from a phone, and you get sports, news, weather updates for free. i check the mariners every morning, they have a 1 minute report on the last game for every team every morning.

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

You actively check up on this team in the morning?

What a depressing way to start the day.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions

it is

especially during the long losing streaks, but hey, i love them no matter how inept, stupid or dumb they are

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

and buffalo wild wings

is a great place to go for lunch every week. tons of big screens, decent wings lots of sauce and sportscenter is always on

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Buffalo wings sound really good right now.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah, i usually go for

5 hot, 5 spicy garlic, 5 garlic parmesan and 5 of some other flavor.

they need bw’s in washington

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Wing Dome is blocks from my house.

Even still, I wish they delivered.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I've yet to go to Wing Dome.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Pretty decent wings.

Go for the four or five alarm wings. You still get the flavor of the sauce, but with a nice kick. The seven alarm will seriously fuck you up.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

i miss quality seafood so much

you guys are so spoiled back home in seattle. the sushi here sucks, the seafood sucks, the mexican food sucks and they have the worst buffets.

the one thing ohio gets right is greasy food though

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

er..

worst chinese buffets.

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I went off and caught sixteen Dungeoness crabs over the weekend.

Boy those things are good.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

these people dont know crab

they use imitation everything in sushi.

i miss crabbing :(

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

You're going to hate the new restrictions up here.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Go Elder Chas!!

You rule

by pakipaki on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

So you can post online while on your mission?

Interesting. My younger brother is about to head off to Brasil in November.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You're not supposed to.

But… there are not a lot of formidable ways to relieve stress. As long as it is not rampant, I say go for it… because I did it occasionally.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

What's up man

by Gomez on Sep 2, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

kickin it in Wooster, Ohio

i spent all day walking around canton, getting lost on foot nowhere near my car. it was nice

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I know I am late, but Tuesday is P-day for you?

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

At least we haven't played Kenji everyday.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions

only because he got his hand stepped on.

Thanks Mendoza

by basebliman on Sep 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't like seeig anyone hurt, but secretly I was happy he wouldn't be playing.

Any word on Cairo’s wrist/hand?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently not enough to knock him out of yesterday's game. >:(

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope Yuni, Adrian, Jose, and Jeffie all get hot to end the season

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions

I hope they start bitching about Yuni's defense on tv.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

You'd think he'd use his tail to reach the balls he doesn't get to

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions

uhh

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

That's showing prejudice towards particular cultures

by Gomez on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody has mentioned B.J.'s great grab. :(

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions

What a CATCH! BJ!

Is that better?

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Enjoy ending the Yankees season.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Gif or it didn't happen.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't make .gifs from my TV set.

It looked like someone you guys would know from the 90’s.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Al Martin?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Al Martin was 2000-2001

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but he's funnier.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 2, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Al agrees.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

As does his second wife

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I am so glad they 86ed that style of hat.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Rather hideous, isn't it?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

They have no depth

they look like brimmed yamakas if you have a big head.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Interesting spelling

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

It was too hard to find the correct one.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

yarmulke

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Can we talk about his mediocre grab instead?

by Gomez on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Did he lazily throw it back to the infield.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

If he was a Mariner

we would have had a million Dropo photoshops.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Robert Shapiro?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions

How can Riggleman say so many smart things

and have such poor execution?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions

Orders from above?

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

...to hit Vidro 4th?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes

by Gomez on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Seems unlikely.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Well it's an improvement over Squinty.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions

He seems like less of a crier

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I heard he's not very good at flirting though

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Go on

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh Adrian.

Unlike Yuni I appreciate your silly moments.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions

I love his look of confusion when they told him.

by krb on Sep 2, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I had no idea either

for his (or Drew’s) cycles

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

==

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions

This is one of my favorites

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Stellar bully, eh?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Sometimes it's better when you don't listen to the audio.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Goddamn it weird when the Mariners are playing Central time

and the Cards are on the West Coast

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions

I just realized this is the first time the Cards and DBacks have played each other this season.

How in the hell?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Just like last year.

And we ran out of gas in Arizona

just like last year

I don’t know which is more devastating.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy crap that was inches away

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

Did that hit the yellow line?

REPLAY!

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

Has to go over.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I just want to see replay get used.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Has it been used in any game in the league yet?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

How do they know it didn't go over?

That is what the replay is for.

(I didn’t see the play, just going through the thread)

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

That's single if Upton is running.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

I want a replay!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions

Hooreed!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions

Yes! Keep it coming Beltre

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions

I can't wait for Jeff to get out of rehab so we can utilize our Jeffie Jokes.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Ibanez has a .370 OBP, a career high.

I don’t understand his career.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions

It's definetly a strange career trajectory.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow. I can spell.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Jermaine Dye scoffs at his trajectory.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

He seems to do the opposite of what we predict.

Remember, before 2005 and 2006 we thought he’d collapse? Then he flipped out in 2006 so we said “maybe he’ll be good again in 2007” and he sucked hard all year, so we said he was done and were calling for him to be benched? Then he flipped out and hit like 80 HR in 2 months? Then this year we predicted slight decline and he has his best year ever.

He has the weirdest career ever.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

We've already scored a run!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions

Extras!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Tui is too off white to be the next Willie.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions

Tui may average more than one home run annually, too.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Tui has the name that most white people in seattle love.

by Robert on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Trader Joe?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

whoosh

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow that was an ugly pitch

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions

Remember when McCarthy was regarded as highly as Felix?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

By White Sox fans maybe.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions

More than just them.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Ranger fans?

I honestly don’t ever recall McCarthy being thought of anything more than a 3# at best.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Correct.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I remeber him being regarded as the best pitching prospect in baseball.

My BP 2006 has a glowing write up as well.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Fittingly, the Rangers have ruined him.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

He was probably never that good

BP also ranked Reed as the #2 prospect in baseball.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

No?

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Me neither.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Beltre is terrible.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions

Mike Young is my new Derek Jeter.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions

He was out on that tag

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

Fear should just IBB every batter and pick them off

like that kid in Rookie of the Year.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

That would be awesome

And Riggleman could start to intentionally mispronounce his name, since that could happen anyhow

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions

GARDENHOSER! GET OVER HERE!

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

This stadium has the worst PA music ever.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

Well, this stadium is in Texas. Which is well below the geographic line of good musical taste.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

The bottom being set at New Orleans?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

You mean the good music stops there right?

’Cause the music is one of the best things about NO.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep.

Music is the one reason I’d go to NO.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry, NOLA.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

The food is pretty damn awesome, too.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

This is SO true.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Austin.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Se Fear isn't all that good.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions

Josh Hamilton makes me want to get hooked on drugs

so people will love me when I quit.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions

So the second I turn on the game we get lit up like the fourth of July.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions

Can you do that the next time The Bus starts?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

No. No. No. No.

We need to retain the possibility of trade value this offseason, however slim that might be.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

How the fuck does Xavier Nady have a .909 OPS

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions

Career year?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Still fucked up

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

The .363 BABIP helps, too.

I can’t wait to see who overpays him this offseason. Probably the Yanks, I guess.

by Teej on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

The Yankees control him for another year, no?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Correct. My bad.

I swear I read a bunch of stories about him being a free agent. But yeah, Cot’s is showing this as his fifth year of service time.

by Teej on Sep 2, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

He's still probably going to have a nice pay raise.

$5-7 million would be my guess.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I love the over-the-shoulder catch.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions

Mickolio was called up by the Orioles

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions

Worst trade in club history.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

and I thought Vidro couldn't be topped

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Worse than Slocumb?

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think anyone thought Lowe and Varitek

would have both turned out to be minor stars

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I would consider Varitek more than a minor star,

but I get your point.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I still don't think Vidro was Varitek/Lowe for Slocumb bad.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Watching my roomate drum on expert is better than watching the M's.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions

The weather channel on audio-only is better than watching the M's.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

The Weather Channel is beginning to incorporate some weirder songs with their Local On The 8's.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I love the people in the stands in Texas

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit Clement why

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

Hey the last time Bryan LaHair was good was when he was playing in Texas!

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Speaking of Xavier Nady, Fuck Xavier Nady

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

Wow is McCarthy aiming at the plate?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

So has anybody tried this Google browser?

Thoughts?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions

I haven't tested it extensively, but it seems alright.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Bryan LaSingle!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry Jamie, but Rob Johnson is here now. Your services are no longer required.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

You can never have too many catchers.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Come on Yuni keep it up

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

Why do you swing at every goddamn thing

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Happy feet

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Jazz hands.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh my God, LaHair is OPSing .690!?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions

While batting over .270 too.

I wonder what the Lowest OPS ever is for a guy who bat over .275

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Ask Willie

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

HE ISN'T WORKING THE COUNT HE'S JUST SWINGING AT EVERY PITCH

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

I hate the nickname "Nelly" Cruz

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions

WHOA NELLY

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

That's right bitch, your turn to do all the work.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions

I have not showered since I got back from work.

Just lounged around on the couch drinking beer for three days.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Uh.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

This seems appropriate.

Just get drunk enough not to be bothered by the smell.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

God it was nice to get home.

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by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like you deserve it. How much time off?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Two weeks.

Then back to the hell hole.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Shit - That's a nice little break, though.

Gives you time to restock the iPod.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I bought a kindle from Amazon to cut down on books to pack, only to find out that the wireless on it

won’t work in Alaska. Or Montana.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you able to return it?

That sucks, man.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Still works, I just have to load everything onto my computer first and transfer it.

Kinda sucks. Pretty cool product though.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Been wanting to look at those.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Submitted without comment

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

This still frightens me.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

He looks Mexican with his batting helmet on

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

How are we going to go into extras if we keep giving up runs?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

McCarthy sucks as well.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Quality start in jeopardy!

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

I'm starting to think that Fear kinda sucks.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

You suck big nose.

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.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Im out

sorry for the running discussion up higher.
I’ll try and check in next monday, but it’ll be pretty early for you guys in the morning (6-7am)

Go Mariners!

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Take care, enjoy Ohio.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

LL softball, Feb 5, 2010 !

whos in.

see yun’s later

by marinerschas2 on Sep 2, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Please put Teagarden into the game

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

Sounds like a good name for a crappy band.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 2, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like a band that would open for Arcade Fire.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Snazzy change

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Strikeout on a "fastball."

This is repeatable for Fear.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

is this feirbrend guy of yours a top prospect for the mariners?

I give up

by Steal Home on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

No

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

No

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

He did have a good start against the Rangers last year.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Doesn't matter

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess you're right.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

If all we scouted was his pick off move then yes.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

just bring him in for pickoffs

I give up

by Steal Home on Sep 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Hell no.

Fringey #5/LR

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Project is a better word.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

It really isn't

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, in terms of FAILED project, I guess.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Such a Prosject

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 2, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

What?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

It's apparently a prosject thing.

You wouldn’t understand.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Prospect + Project = Prosject

The M’s have many of these

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Jared,

do you have a brother named Dusty?

Wondering if I know you…

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Alright then.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Big Dusty?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

No, it's just stunningly close to Jared in Big Business.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

i see

I give up

by Steal Home on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Also uses capital letters where appropriate

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

What a catch by Yuni

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

I want this stadium's PA crew fired.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

What a shortstop

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions

"shortstop"

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Boy did you see that?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes Dave, because I'm extremely interested in when the Angels will clinch the division.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Only throw your changeup and nothing else Feier

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

It's so pretty when it's low and away

Make the fastballs stop though

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

He lasted 3 innings!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

Three runs please

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

Wow Loafie is in a 3 ball count

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

and he pops out on a pitch 12 feet high and outside

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

With each pitch taken, the desire to swing at the next one increases exponentially.

They just can’t help it.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

He just had his eyes closed.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Huh, Longo is back next week?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

I think so

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how far the bat flies.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Putz giving the "home-run" hand gesture?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He's saying, "Experience the Mojo."

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

It's like Boone, without the homerun.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Sep 2, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

If you like that, you'll love this:

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

He needs to learn to turn the other way.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Why Lopez? The count was 3-1!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Aw well at least you're not Jeffie

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh Jeffie.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Hey look a rookie that knows how to catch a popup

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

I still think the old-school catcher mask looks better.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions

The other one is much safer.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Fashion over function

by krb on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Damn straight.

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Make the visits to the crowd stop

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

Another Yuni FB?

The hell?

by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

huh

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

You know Yuni did this last year too, in two games vs. the Angels I think.

Or maybe that was 2006.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

Yuni. WTF?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

yay trade value.

by Matthew on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

YESYESYESYESYES!

Go Yuni Go!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

It's only because this park is a joke.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I want to believe

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro is never going to have a 500 hit season playing like this.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Only two more runs for the tie

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Your math skills are off the charts.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Isn't Feierabend three syllables?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions

It's as many as you want. I like to make it six syllables.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

This is extremely helpful and I am glad you shared.

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

My pleasure.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

And yes, I believe it's three.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

I wanna pair of Riddler pants.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

What does that say?

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Riddle me this, Riddle me that, you can’t figure out Hamilton’s bat!

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Apologies in advance for lack of subject line, JI

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

You can't be bold all the time.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Nitpick

*You’ll never figure out

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Appreciated, I am a nit picker too.

My bad.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I just have his voice in my head from when they talked to him earlier

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I was not watching when that happened.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Rangers broadcast

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Didn't realize they moved Halloween up a few weeks.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

The only thing big nose does well.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

#1 pickoff prospect!

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Brandon McCarthy is the skinniest fuck alive.

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

Thank god, because I might be the second.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks almost like 1993 RJ.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Needs a bushy moustache.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

And a 12-inch mullet.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I would tell him to start growing both, but he'd probably hurt himself.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh that is big.

Well, at least the picture is.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Blame Jeff

He made this before he started cutting himself.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow. Okay, I feel better about myself.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, would suck to walk around with a clam for a head.

by joof on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, I do. It's just that my clam head is smaller.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

He used to have a smaller clam head, but he took the Barry Bond route to a large clam head.

by joof on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I need to look into that. I've always wanted the back of my neck to look like a pack of Ball Park Franks.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he looks like a total queer-bot

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

??? Me or clam boy above?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Clamboy

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

That makes me feel better. I'm only slightly queer-bot looking.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

There should be a warning before this picture appears.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was smaller.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

You're the one that gives the photo sizing instructions.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

The one I cutted and pasted from was smaller

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

That's three straight in the dirt

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

Ok Tampa stop losing to the Yankees

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

Aaaaand the lineouts are back for Beltre

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by BrettJMiller on Sep 2, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

It's all about the comfort zone.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariners baseball! Reaching base the easy way

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

Marins 13, Braves 10 after 5

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

Whoa--

What the hell happened in that game?

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Lots of runs scored

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Slightly more by the Marlins so far.

by Matthew on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I should have noted that

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

This made me laugh.

Thanks for the stunning update.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

13,12 now

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

14-13

IT IS LIKE THE DOLPHINS AND FALCON OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Nah, too much scoring.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

The Texas announcers just made the comparison

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Glaus is moved to the #2 spot

FINALLY

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

You slow fuck

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

Eckstein never played SS til he reached the bigs?

shocking

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

Eckstein lies.

He played a game there in 2000. Didn’t reach the bigs till 2001.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

This is like when he accepted the award for Jewish player of the year.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I was the only one who showed up to his Bar Mitzvah.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

He's not Jewish.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I know.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

He played bat boy in the minors.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Here comes Tampa, Tampa Tampa.

Here come Tampa, all night long.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

Shame they can't draw more than 20,000 a game.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

It's just that most of the people in Tampa can't remember where the stadium is.

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by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

It is quite pathetic.

Even the attendance for the ‘95 Mariners picked up steam as the season went along and they weren’t in first place until the very end.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I blame it on the heckler and those idiots that blow horns all damn game.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe Eckstein didn't get much of a shot because he isn't that good.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

And the Eckstein "gritty, hustler, scratcher, never giver uper" love has begun.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

You needs a Pujols, Edmonds, and Rolen to distract them from that.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Mark Grace making fun of the DBacks for just having one pennant?

Does he know this is just their 10th season?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

He's making fun of that pennant only ranking #17.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

He did make fun of QS

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah. That's what I get for tuning Mark Grace out from time to time.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, Chief Silva, our hitters have moved the runner over from first to second to third.

So much for that working out, fat ass.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

Jared Wells does not appear to be very good

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice Ichi!

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Ichi!

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Josh Hamilton just called Halo "addicting"

ahahahahaha

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

That's hilarious on two different levels, at least.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Just got here but Yay!

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Hooray!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Further form extras. :(

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

But the Ichithrow

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Mciahel Young . . . meet Terrence Long & Reed Johnson

by beltre for president on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

I love September call-up uni numbers.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

I was confused by the 60 yesterday.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I missed yesterday's game. >:(

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I assumed and I felt sorrow for you.

However I also rejoiced enough to cover you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I chose not to watch it; that was the worst part.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Never mind; I take back the cheers.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

For whatever reason all the Cardinals minor league call ups

have the numbers of offensive linemmen

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Mather's an established player and he wears #62

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

That's rad.

If I was given number 67 or something I’d totally keep it.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd like 77.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I think 84 or something would be cool.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Like JT Snow?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd forgotten about that.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I was about to say I want 57, then looked up and saw it's taken.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I like it when closers have ridiculous numbers like 97 and such.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

This has to be shopped.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

My girlfriend asked me why he wore 99

when were at the game yesterday.

That game was a lot of fun, seeing Greg Maddux try to take someone out with a slide is awesome.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you feel about #53?

You and Abreu may have something in common.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Huh what?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

That he holds a bat funny? I'm confused as to what we have in common.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Like of odd numbers.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Wasn't there an Angel that used to wear 88?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 2, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Wainwright has been a starter for all but one year of his career you dopes.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

There's been alot of wrong in this broadcast so far.

For instance “Mark Reynolds, no matter how you slice it, is just a much better player this year.”

2007:.279/.349/.495
2008:.242/.321/.482

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Defense... ?

Probably not what they mean

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

At the time they were talking about his numbers with RISP, but still.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

.199 / no one on

that’s not a fluke

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Isn't Mark Lowe injury depleated?

by Scrupio on Sep 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Gosh darn it Jeffie.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Wait was that even Jeffie or did he go out? That would make it better.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

It was Johnson

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Rally time!!!

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

A run!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Hooray!

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I missed that.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

There you go!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Rally for extras!

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

2 more!

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes! Way to go Jose

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

bwhahahaha

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

well that was funny.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Easy pop fly in Safeco

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Jose Lopez still awesome.

by joof on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Tried to tie it with that swing

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Needs to swing quicker

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Goddamnit Jeffie

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Please Jeffie Please

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course not.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

WHY

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

He can't handle the pressure when his lover is paying attention to the game.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

At least he didn't swing at that.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Don't ruin the game with your non delayed broadcast

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm getting revenge.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Against me?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Not yet, but I wouldn't cross me.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I already very nearly did.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Roberto beat you to it?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I encouraged it.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I will make it a point to show up on your doorstep unexpectedly one day in the future

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably not wise.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't see any negatives to the plan

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

There are worse things that can happen to you than being banned.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

What if I bore gifts

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't even want to know what sorts of gifts you would bring.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably a fursuit for starters.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not BrianL.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

But Fogel is creepy regardless.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

If a giant clam shows up on my doorstep...

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Mother's Day card and an Adrian Beltre lifesize statue

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Make him dance and it might be ok.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

You're not a mother are you?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

No thank god.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

This goes against everything I was taught in highschool and most of what I have seen on tv...

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

If you roundhouse kick Fogel he will break in half.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

The Red looks even terribler Gracie

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Bullshit.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

How does it feel like to rip off the National terrible uniforms.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't care. It's better than the shitty purple.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Stick to your own colors.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It wasn't really about the colors though.

It was about a huge shift in organizational philosophy and a need to distance themselves from the previous regime. A change of uniform made sense in that respect.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Does that mean we go back to blue and gold?

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

God, I wish. I at least want the trident back.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Updated trident uniform would look neat.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Indeed.

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.

by kevin_ess on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

YES

Bring back José Cruz Jr!

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I bought the throw back blue hat

with the yellow trident. Its actually pretty snazzy. If they had decent modern uniforms to match I’d be all over them.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Sep 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You bet.

If it comes with the same shift in organizational philosophy.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Shitty sleeveless striped purple*

There, fixed.

by Wilder. on Sep 2, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I was at the Jeffie 2FB game.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

I say '05 Padres.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

1995 Yankees

No way I would of guess that.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was the Padres for sure

that team was terrible

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Yadier Molina? Again? Really?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

It's funny because he's slugging less than .400.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Regression to the mean is a miserable bitch.

Oh and look at that, another one.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Enjoy going to the World Series on a losing record.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I fully expect us to lose to the Phillies in the NLCS in 5 games.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Brewers

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Sure, why not?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I expect to be sitting at home despite having the third best record.

God baseball is stupid.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I just want us to beat the Cubs in the NLDS and be partly responsible for the 100th season without a title.

Then I’ll be satisfied.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder when the last Cub fan who could remember their last title died.

by JI on Sep 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

2-0 Dodgers

Manny with his 10th as a Dodger.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

by darmok on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh

Jarrod Washburn won’t pitch this weekend because of a strained abdominal muscle.
The Mariners are expected to use Brandon Morrow, Ryan Rowland-Smith and (gulp) Carlos Silva against the Yankees. “Washburn is being backed off a little bit because of his abdominal thing that’s going on,” manager Jim Riggleman said. “I don’t know how serious it is. Hopefully, he misses just a turn, but that’s a tough area.”

Hooray?

by Dewey N on Sep 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions