9/18: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 10:34 AM PDT
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Two years ago Zack Greinke was weaving pants out of foil and talking to aphids about the weather on planet BizzBazz. Now he's better than Felix. I love life's little quirks.
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Agreed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't expecting a great game.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Burke - Lopez - Valbuena - Yuni - Cairo
Worst infield of the season? Sure glad we have young prospects to play in this lost year.
you know, this guys is really impressive
because he manages to get laughs from me day in day out despite really having only one schtick. They should give him a late night show.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 18, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
He about creamed himself when he talked about Cairo being back in the lineup.
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If someone talks about intangibles
doesn’t that make them tangible?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My kid couldn't beat up an honors student.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Adopted children technically aren't yours
and therefore their actions do not shame you.
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They should shame you even worse
since you got to pick the kid
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Who did he get?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
They could be
it’s not their fault their parents were drug dealers
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Moment of silence for clinical depression awareness week.
….aaaand we’re done. Please resume making fun of pro athletes with emotional problems.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Depression isn't funny to write about so I'm taking artistic liberties
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
"not funny to write about"?!?
ZG was spending his summer afternoons picking out new brands of disposable razors.
ZG was spending his evenings peeling all the Mr. Yuck stickers off of bleach bottles.
ZG was spending his mornings picking out which Cure teeshirt to wear.
ZG was spending his weekends watching reruns of Harold and Maude.
ZG was spending the offseason at the gym where he did some sero-tonin’.
I mean… what’s funnier than suicide… really?
That's what decent pitching is like.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Holy God, never mind, this is the worst lineup of all time
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Power blues with white pants seem like a big fashion don't.
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Please see below.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Precisely.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a shame, too, because powder blue is awesome.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Who doesn't love the Chargers blue unis?
The throwback helmets with the player’s numbers on them are great too
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If we ever change uniforms
I want updated versions of these at home
And 2000ized powder blues for away
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We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
’Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
“The Power is Yours!”
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
I also missed reply.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I hated that show as a kid but would watch it now because it's so dumb.
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I can't believe they reissued Ryan Franklin's number
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Hey look, a key.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
Buena.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
Walk #49 for Ichiro
His walk totals since 2004: 49 48 49 49 49
I had no clue there was a game on.
In case it wasn’t seen in the OTFPOTD, happy birthday, Paul. Facebook told me.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
I'm gonna be lazy and ask
but does anybody know who pitches saturday? I might go to the game.
Went to the Oakland vs LAA game last night for $1 hot dogs and got to see K-Rod blow it in the 9th. Great ending!
by Edgar for Pres on Sep 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
And we're done.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
I didn't have the energy to scroll up.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
This is inconsistent with you having the energy to post
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Google is a place.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This could tunr into a whole other shape shifter discussion.
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Because we want to encourage more of those
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think it actually was one.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn't know if you didn't read the thread you were punk'd into opening.
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I know that LFogJL believes google to be a place.
And I wish I could black hole that thread.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Here we go
I still want to know what RSS feed is and google is too far away
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 29, 2008 10:55 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 0 recs
too far away?
…ow, my brain.
by Matthew on Jun 29, 2008 10:55 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 0 recs
That’s the most lazy ass thing I’ve ever heard
Yes, I’m a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2008 10:56 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 0 recs
Okay, lesson No. 1.
Google is not a place.
by Liebkartoffel on Jun 29, 2008 10:56 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 0 recs
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
I know what it says; I just don't like opening the damn thing.
That is all.
All.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Be sure to save the applicable comments to quote rather than send me adrift in hostile waters.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't have to use the mouse.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to find my phone would take much more effort.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll never get to extra innings at this rate.
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RRS has sadly been worse in a small sample
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
God, really?
It seems like RRS has been generating a shit-ton more ground balls than Bendynose.
RRS's pitch results are fine,
but he’s doing a shit job of getting third strikes and avoiding ball four.
I was looking at that just a few minutes ago
seems unlucky.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine it is.
That’s why I want to build regression based on pitch results into its own model. tRA superscript *p
Us:
-RRS has a good ERA as a starter
-but his small sample performance has been bad, and the ERA is misleading
-but if you break it down even further his performance has been okay, and his tRA is misleading
-RRS is okay as a starter
Others:
-RRS has a good ERA as a starter
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Triumvirate: has no power over whether RRS remains a starter
Others: have power over whether RRS remains a starter
Thus, RRS will be allowed to compile a larger sample size so we can see if he’s really any good. Huzzah!
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dumbass:
RRS pitched a great games last night
Me:
4 walks
Dumbass:
Just didn’t get the run support he needed.
Me:
4 walks
Dumbass:
And then the
Me:
4 walks
Dumbass:
bullpen
Me:
4 walks
Dumbass:
blew the win
Me:
4 walks!
Dumbass:
for him again. Tough outing.
Aren't the A's worse at this moment in time?
There’s no reason not to throw a strike.
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They've been pretty good at drawing walks today
God, imagine if RR-S was pitching
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot to include the part where we obsess over his small cost commitment
and love him despite acknowledging his ceiling as a middle of the rotation pitcher at best.
When Raul signs with another team
should we offer them a copy of the Raul Ibanez Takes Pride in his Defense sidebar?
I can't believe that Bud isn't the worst commissioner in sports.
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Ryan Feierabend should try replacing his normal delivery with his pickoff move.
Maybe then he can nab them at home before they reach first.
You know, I hadn't noticed it but Ichiro has really cut down on his strikeout totals this year.
For some reason it feels like he’s striking out more often, though…
You would think it would be hard to confuse Ichiro with Richie Sexson
but you see something new every day
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro needs to dive for balls low and away more
he needs to show more effort like Yuni and AB.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It would bring me more joy than the ALCS banner
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Dead ringer, just needs the coked out sunglasses
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs the awesome mark II BP hat that only he and I own.
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The Mariners stopped winning shortly after I bough tmine.
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I got my first one of that hat on June 5th 2004
So its winning percentage is not nearly as impressive
It all went down hill when both my navy lid/ teal brim hat became too gross to wear after the 2003 season.
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Can't hurt.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Robert.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if they don't know the name and are skeptical of your story
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But this was minor league.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This would require them knowing who he was.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting theory.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not so much the chest.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodness no.
Look at the photo. That chest.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is peculiar.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope then we get the Little League rules.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mercy rule.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It's fun having a walk off win when you're up by 10.
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And they randomly rotate around the field.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Get to use a tee if you're sufficiently pathetic.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I understood it to mean that if the Nationals swept us anyone can
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I never would have known if he hadn't spoken up.
The lesson is never admit to making a mistake.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops a doodle indeed
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss that game when we were rooting for the White Sox to score in every inning
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Join us in rooting for 20 plus runs.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
God Miguel Olivo sucks
how do you think it feels when there were ten men sent to plate in that inning and Olivo made two of the three outs
Holy crap 9-0?
This is a lot less interesting than the Dodgers game.
Also today is the 2 year anniversary of one of the best finishes to a game I’ve ever seen:
http://www.truebluela.com/2007/9/17/102625/929
For those that don’t remember it was where the Dodgers hit 4 homers in the bottom of the 9th on 5 pitches (they were last in the NL in homers at that point) and then won on a walk off homer by Nomar.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I called my Padres fan friend immediately after watching that game
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I turned my tv on just in time to catch it
It would suck so hard to have been a Padres fan for that game.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
You were saying?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just following on gameday.
GIF-worthy?
by Crystal for DH on Sep 18, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
That's not too hard. My proposed lineup change can solve everything:
Branch – CF
Engram – LF
Peterson – 3B
Jones – DH
Kerney – 1B
Tatupu – C
Jones – 2B
Carlson – RF
Trufant – SS
by Crystal for DH on Sep 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The rules for overtime are unfathomably retarded
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You realize 2/3rds of your OF is on IR, right?
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Better hope it's after the bye.
Because the schedule starts getting ugly.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The wideouts are fine.
The only problems on this team are
1) Brian Russell, who I like to think is the Turbo of the Seahawks franchise.
2) John “7-man blitz on third and long” Marshall
3) Bruce DeHaven, who still hasn’t figured out what the hell a coverage unit is.
Engram? Is there seriously a player named Engram?
Is he a Scientologist?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Not IR
if they were IR there really would be no hope
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually pretty damn optimistic about WR depth when those two get back.
Branch at flanker, K-Rob at split end, Engram in the slot. Yes, please.
Personally I like Colbert as a long-term Engram replacement.
Good route running, good hands. Just the kind of receiver for the WCO slot.
Good Lord this is ugly.
I’m going bowling (or as far as my boss knows, “going to get lunch”).
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
So, can we play "guess the new Mariner attendance low"?
I’m guessing 15,918. To be achieved during the season-ending homestand.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but the midweek games?
Nothing more fun than watching a 100 loss team play in 50 degree weather.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How does one confuse Ichiro and Yuni?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
I saw Pete Rose, Jr. hit a home run last week.
People cheered like he was any good.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Yeah.
They’re going to have to work hard to have a worse September than Baltimore in 2002.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave likes that name.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Always sideways.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Takes too long
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You can turn you entire desktop sideways.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like Gload is taking a love nibble.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember the website with the fullsize photos.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason Gload's photo is sideways but Griffey's isn't
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Griffey is wearing pants
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been know to remove his jock on the field.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
In conclusion
I can’t make them turn sideways
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be included in the top moments of the 2008 season.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone might wonder about that when they walk by my office.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that shortcut a Vista only thing?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's not, I don't know how to do it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
alt+ctrl+arrow key.
I do it accidentally all the time.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, doesn't work
But will probably incite a yelp from me once I get Vista and surprise myself.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The first time it happened it scared the shit out of me.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure I'll forget and spend twenty minutes wondering why my world tipped over.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a Vista thing.
It’s all based on the video card software you have.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This actually makes me a bit disappointed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I'm doing this to other people's computers
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends on the video card/drivers in a computer.
It’s not a Vista thing. Or at least not vista only. I found out about this a year ago. It seems to work more often on Dells, for what it’s worth.
the other angels fan
Almost all Intel and ATI chipsets have this feature.
That’s 95% of Dell’s computers.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I just did it to my work computer
and IBM. What video card this POS is running, I have no idea, and I’m too lazy to check. Kind of like Fogel thinks Google is too far away
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I did this to my girlfriend's computer on and off over two months.
I only undid it when she wasn’t looking so it took her a long time to figure out the keys on her own. I’m easily amused.
the other angels fan
Appearently he's not a .320 hitter.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He could be the man in the yellow hat.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hearing that yesterday.
I think JI heard it too.
That's how awesome we are.
Crickets in the fucking audio.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's the only actual MLB level player on the field for us right now
Him and Lopez I think.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
aw nutsack
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Eight more.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this let's do crazy things with the lineup now.
JAMIE BURKE AT SHORTSTOP! NOW!
Maybe we can tie this fucker up and send it into extras
by Dewey N on Sep 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is an impossible dream.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The odds are against us because they won't bat in the ninth.
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I'm glad it stopped growling at you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What's with all the crickets/ construction noises going on in this series?
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Yeah. That's more like it.
W. Balentien RF
T. Hulett SS
M. Tuiasosopo 3B
J. Burke 1B
J. Reed CF
M. Cairo LF
B. LaHair DH
R. Johnson C
L. Valbuena 2B
That’s probably a .450 team in the PCL.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey bruin did you see this
“By losing 59-0, Neuheisel’s Bruins have now lost their games by the same amount as Carroll’s Trojans during his entire tenure at USC. The Trojans are 78-14 since Pete took over in 2001, and they have lost those 14 games by a combined 59 points. UCLA is now 1-1 under Neuheisel, and lost that one game by 59 points.”
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
IT'S DICKEY TIME!
Good thing he gets to play with his Rainiers teammates.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
*trite
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Tui was a QB, and a pretty good one at that
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
?
his brother may be the greatest quarterback ever to play at the University of Washington, which is really saying something
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Laharidly worth it
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A massacre.
That implies care. And emotion.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Massacre in no way implies care or emotion
it implies devastation
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It was his tone.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB.com: "Did Hurricane Ike steal thunder from Astros?"
Unfuckingbelievable
What the fuck.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Astros sucked because there were Cbs fans forcing all kinds of false starts at their home games.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't argue with science
the numbers are there.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
60% of the time
it works all of the time.
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I would argue that it actually provided them all kinds of surplus thunder
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they weren't able to harness and stockpile it.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
We led for a grand total of 6.5 innings this entire series. Against a bad Royals team.
:(
by eponymous_coward on Sep 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
I was just yapping about Bedard in the OT thread by mistake.
Do you guys know if Matt Pittman is KOMO or works for the M’s?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
There hope for the media crew as well then.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
At least this means there is a 0% chance Riggleman is around next year
Not that the chances were ever good, but I like 0% better than 0.1% with a manager this shitty.
November 15, 2008
Scrappy is proud to introduce the Mariners’ new manager, Dusty Baker! Say goodbye to Felix’s rotator cuff!
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