OTFPOTD: September 18th edition
Fuck you Scrappy.
In the news today:
Mirror's Edge has a release date now.
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed released, sucks.
The secret Guitar Hero instrument is actually a MIDI import feature and that is awesome.
The OLPC XO laptop finally, FINALLY, is shipped to another country.
New Minneapolis bridge opens, 13 months after collapse.
Other potential discussion topics:
- Am I the only one here who doesn't watch/enjoy hockey?
- Has anyone else installed the iPhone 2.1 software update? How's it working for you?
- Anyone here use the Asus eeePC?
- The Microsoft Natural Pro keyboard: Best keyboard ever?
- I've got a $200 gift card to use at Fry's. What should I buy?
- Fall movies: anything worth seeing?
- Who here loves rain?
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And...my clever post has been abandoned.
Not even to be used tomorrow because it will not apply. Sad.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You killed my clever post on Tuesday.
It’s all fair.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like fair.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love hockey, but admit that I don't watch it as often as my other favorite sports.
I will likely never purchase an iPhone.
My coworker has an eeePC and absolutely loves it. I’ve seen it – it’s cool as hell.
I like a good southern rain. Seattle rain is pissy and annoying.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIth your $200 Fry's card...
…you should buy PositivePaul a birthday present.
This OTFPOTD needs more “GET OFF POSITIVEPAUL’S LAWN!”
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buy Paul a memory stick.
Not for his cameras, but a memory stick he can shove in his butt for day to day life. That dude is old.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so old, I'd forget where to put it.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Why does my ear stink?"
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been told that I will learn to enjoy hockey.
So go Canucks.
And I love the rain.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 8:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good, another Canucks fan.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't even clever.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me or does anyone find it suspicious...
…that the Canucks, Mariners and Seahawks all use variations of the same color scheme?
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except the the Canucks took a brilliant jersey and ruined it by changing the color scheme.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is so true.
And I cry every night because of it.
by FlyRice on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that I can't lemming you about this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Galactic Civilizations II: Gold Edition at Fry's
Or Sins of a Solar Empire if you hate turn-based strategy.
But no, seriously, GC II dude. 4x for the win.
Fuckadoodledoo I’m not buying a game again for a long time.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Galactic Civilizations II isn't a RTS
Here’s the demo.
Also, you can always easily torrent GC II because Stardock is the most anti-anti-piracy game publisher in existence.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm very tempted to give this a go
But is it likely to consume my life?
by Alex B on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Don’t worry about playing the demo, it has a turn limit.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love NW rain to no end.
The rain in the NE is bitingly cold. I miss ocean-warmed rain.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have questions, I have answers
I used to love hockey. But we separated about 10 years ago, and it took a while to be back on speaking terms, but now we’re guardedly trying to be friends again. I don’t want to push anything so I won’t name a favorite – don’t want to scare hockey off again – but it is a fun sport to watch.
Don’t own an iphone, probably never will. My telephonic needs are not complex and an iphone is way more phone than I need or want.
Never used an ASUS eee but I love the concept.
Natural Pro Keyboard – very good, don’t know about best ever but it’s mighty fine.
$200 should buy you about eight miles of speaker wire. I have no idea what you should buy. What are your needs?
Several things worth seeing – Burn After Reading is a mess, but it’s an entertaining mess.
I tolerate rain. Ask me in February and I’ll go on a rain rant the likes of which you’ve never heard, but rain this weekend will be a nice break from 90+.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True story
When I worked at Fry’s I got a 10% over cost discount, meaning if something cost Fry’s $5.00 I could get it for 5.50. I was able to buy 50 feet of cat5 cable for 50 cents. It retailed for 40 dollars.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's fantastic/annoying
and also why I like having friends that work at Microsoft. Brand new copy of Office? That’ll be $60 please.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just go beta test something at Microsoft for an hour and they give you a list of programs you can pick from for free.
by Wilder. on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't live in Seattle/Redmond
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the greatest program ever
It gets better when you swing your gifts for cool gadgets and cash on Craigs List
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and awesome
AC/DC tickets go on sale Saturday morning. They’re playing two shows in the Puget Sound area – Saturday Nov 29 at the Key, and Sunday the 30th at the Tacoma Dome. But no Portland show. WTF? Anyway, the Supersuckers and Mudhoney are playing that Saturday, so I’m getting tickets for the Tacoma Dome show.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you see how much tickets are though??
I’ve been hearing everywhere from $80.00 a ticket to $120.00 a ticket. Yowza!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will pay it. I don't care.
I’ve never seen them, and I’m absurdly excited about this. And, for a top-tier band like that, $80-120 is pretty much the going rate these days. Which sucks, but still.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The camera in Force Unleashed is horrid. And the gameplay is a shitty ripoff of God of War.
However, throwing people/objects around and force choking them is loads of fun. So far, it’s been mostly worth my bandwith money.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note: I have the PSP version.
The PS3 version may be better or worse, I don’t know.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear Force Unleashed has quick-time events.
Have I ever mentioned how mind-numbingly awful QTEs are?
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Do you know where I can find some sailors?"

I know what you mean (the fight on the rooftop in Shenmue II was particularly tedious) but I’m still really annoyed that Part III never made it.
by Alex B on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
QTE works in some games.
Indigo Prophecy is a good example. In most games it’s terrible.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better/worse than Jedi Outcast?
Which is technically Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know, haven't played it.
The last time I played a Star Wars game(besides the Rouge Squadron series) was the KOTOR series and Jedi Academy.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was the biggest hocket fan around in the late 80's
Between Thunderbirds locally and Blackhawks in the NHL I just loved the sport.
Then the Blackhawks decided to become the worst run franchise in sports and I just could not find another team to care about.
I go to Vancouver once every couple years to catch a game just because it is a good way to spend a weekend, but that is about it. Now that the T-birds will be in Kent I will never go to another game.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The T-birds are moving to Kent?
Wow. that’s sad. I’m still annoyed they left the Center Arena – I’m surprised they lasted as long as they did in the Key, that place is way too big for a minor-league hockey team.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nonsense! That place is unfit for professional sports!
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, Kent built them a brand new arena
I refuse to spend any of my disposable income in that despicable burg, so no more T-birds for me.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kent is miserable and scary but its 15 minutes from my house so I'm excited.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Silvertips fan, so you and your Kent T-Birds can kiss the shiniest part of my ass!
:)
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kent is turning things around..I swear..just close your eyes...and wear headphones.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 18, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been thinking about adding hockey to my fandom
Haven’t watched much hockey in several years except for an occasional Chiefs game here in Spokane and caught some of last year’s final on tv. That Pens / Red Wing series was way more entertaining than I thought possible. I’m just not sure what team I would choose. I’m afraid to fall in love with a team again because I’ve been hurt so much lately…
by Man From Nantucket on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't be a LLemmie.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAD A DETAILED, EXTENSIVE AND UNBIASED SEARCH PROCESS THAT I ALREADY EXPLAINED
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU AND I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED WHY YOUR SEARCH PROCESS SUCKS
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEYOND THE INCLUSION OF CANALS MY SEARCH PROCESS WAS PHENOMENAL
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CANALS ARE MY FAVOURITE PART
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid u's.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eeeewwwww.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need tea.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except when it doesn't taste like tea and the flavor it with fruit.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like some sort of subliminal messaging.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mushroom tea is disgusting but worthwhile.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE WAS ALSO A BADASS HISTORY MUSEUM AND A LYNX ON THE TOP OF MY PARENTS CAR FROM THAT VACATION AS WELL
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GUESS YOU CAN KEEP THE SENS BUT AT SOME POINTS I WILL BE TEMPTED TO CONDEMN YOU FOR IT.
Please understand that this is a personal issue with me that some day I might get over.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting Rays tidbit
Since the Rays won the season series with the Red Sox, they would win the AL East if they finish with an identical record as Boston. Essentially, they have a three game lead on the Red Sox.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the loser's probably got the Wildcard, correct?
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The loser also gets to face Anaheim
while the AL East winner gets to square off against Chicago.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm predicting a Rays-Cubbies WS.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want them to win the WS
but only because then there’s no stupid curses or anything left.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll become the Boston Red Sox of the NL.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO CARES
Let their fans be happy for once.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even I agree with this.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LoLemming
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryne Sandberg was one of my top three favourite players as a child.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was always a big Frankie Rodriguez fan.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's from my hometown
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spokane?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could take you to Ryne Sandberg Field.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His nieces were mean to me in middle school.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still love him ok.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ironically?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I grew up hating the Cubs.
Don’t expect me to be rational.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am officially tired of this comment
The people of Chicago are decent folks.
People in Massachusetts were assholes before the Red Sox won a World Series.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Massholes.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard from firsthand accounts that the fans at Wrigley are cool.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
Most of my family were Pirates fans. They’ve always hated the Cubs and as such I never liked them much either. I’m not badmouthing the people of Chicago, I just fucking hate the Cubs.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do mind mind you hating the Cubs
I am tired of this
They’ll become the Boston Red Sox of the NL.
because Cubs fans may be annoying, but they are nothing like Massholes.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FANS
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will just say I am confused about what that means then
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be worth it to see all the happy old people
not cry this time
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
I tend to ignore most mainstream media, thus the whole Yankee-Red Sox thing has been less of an irritant for me than most.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals fan bro
I rooted for them in 03, I’m rooting for them now
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bringing myself to root for the Cubs is like bringing myself to root for the Patriots.
I can’t do it.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rooted for the Patriots against the Rams
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuckers cost me overtime though
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cleverly ignored that game alltogether.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed on of the greatest SBs of all time
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Superbowl is just at the right time because I'm in full Football mode by December
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's really hard to break a curse
especially one that has been holding them back for so long – it’s clearly affected chemistry in the clubhouse and led to more injuries for their star pitchers, especially guys who used to throw the ball 95+ mph.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Curse Of Driveline Mechanics?
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everything can be great.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't watched much hockey in years
I used to watch all the time.
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to get one of these.

But it turns out it’s not a very smart encoder. No way to set h264 options or even change levels aside from bitrate and size. Ugh.
Anyone have any better recommendations?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that I have no idea what that is is probably the reason I'm married. :P
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that I have no idea what that is is probably because I'm too old to care.
what’s an h264 option and will it bring me a beer?
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but h264 is great for encoding video.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured the people that knew what this was would know of something similar but better.
Call it an inside question.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly I can't quite make out what that thing is.
It looks like the Monolith from 2001.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks a bit like the brick on a Dell laptop power cord, too.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't want to make it too big.
I can read the writing on it at that size…
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
H.264 is a video compression standard.
Also known as MPEG-4 AVC.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer is a better option.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
germophobic people are funny
So I’m in the restroom just now, washing my hands. The guy next to me washes his hands pretty much all the way to his mid-forearm, makes a great show of drying his hands and then, when leaving the restroom, hits the disabled-person-automatic-door button. With his elbow. Then, he goes to the stairwell, opens the door with his bare hands, and proceeds to walk up the stairs clutching the handrail. He opens the door on his floor with his bare hands, and I assume at that point goes back to his desk and types on his keyboard without gloves or protective gear.
I’m all for personal hygiene, don’t get me wrong; it just cracks me up that people will be all OMGKILLERGERMSINTHEBATHROOM and not realize that there are actually germs everywhere, and most of them are benign as long as you maintain an elemental level of personal cleanliness.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't touch the door handles at my work.
But that’s because there’s Purell dispensers everywhere, and usually globs of it on the doorknobs. That shit is worse than germs.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably uses so much antibacterial soap that he's actually wearing down his resistance to germs, anyway.
So he’s going to be screwed.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Germaphobes are a source of endless entertainment for me
But I do actually feel sorry for people who live in fear like that.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the same way
My whole thing in life is consistency. You’re germophobic? Fine, just be like that everywhere. It’s not like there’s less germs on an office door than a bathroom door.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howie Mandell knuckle bump.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't avoid the germs. I obviously wouldn't eat off the toilet seat or anything stupid, but get overit.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually...
…what bothers me more are people that don’t wash their hands after using the john. I’m no germophobe, but that does really bother me…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That actually just is gross though
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course. Wash your hands when you're done.
Although I’ll skip it if I’m out camping wiht no facilities, or if I’m covered in grease while working on the car or something. Then I just wash my hands when I’m done with the project, or when I find somewhere I can actually wash (river, creek, etc). But in those cases I’m not touching the doorknobs or anything anyway.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take the paper towel with me
And always wear long-sleeves in the event I need to open a door.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any door, or just bathroom doors?
Just curious, not mocking…
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any public door
And buffets are the spawn of Satan.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't even go near a buffet.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about a cheeseburger in paradise?
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would go near that buffet
but only in order to set him on fire.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if he's wasting away again in Margaritaville?
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tequila in the margarita will be an outstanding accelerant.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This subthread needs to stop,
as it’s bringing up the horrible memory of my ride on the Duck.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything that brings up a jimmy buffett memory needs to be squashed.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I make an exception for the lunch buffet at Araya's.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the people who grab paper towel after paper towel (usually a wad of about five)
to dry their hands. It only takes one, people!
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm one of those people, actually
I hate feeling like I have damp hands. I don’t use five – I usually stop at two – but I will dry my hands for about twice as long as it takes me to wash them.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use three for the same reason. The paper towels are usually too thin.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Air dryers are your friends, people.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I’ve never understood the whole, “They don’t get your hands completely dry!” complaint. As long as you use them correctly (rub your hands together as the air is blowing over them) they do just fine.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all restrooms have air dryers.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know.
But if they are there, then you should use them. If they’re not there, then one paper towel should suffice.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate hate HATE those things
because of the whole hate-feeling-like-I-have-damp-hands thing. Air dryers never get it done.
When I used to go to Boston a lot, I went to a lot of movies at the Kendall Square Cinemas. They had air dryers, and above them there was a sign that said “WE HATE THEM TOO, BUT THEY’RE CHEAPER AND CLEANER THAN PAPER TOWELS – the management”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They DO work, though.
You just have to use ’em right.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm freakish
they don’t dry my hands 100. I’m not happy with 90. It makes no sense, and I realize this, but there we are.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure why percent signs don't show up
100%
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit they are
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are and they don't kill treas.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not
but anything that runs on energy consumes resources.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True but dryers are actually the better option.
Especially the new efficient ones.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have yet to see a working, efficient air dryer
I can’t recall the last time I even saw one.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are new ones that require you to put your hands more or less inside.
They work exceptionally well.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds frightening.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have all my fingers and toes.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You put you foot in a hand dryer?
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It said I could.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm.
I’ve heard about these, and they rock! I LOVE my Dyson vac. It may not be the lightest, the most powerful, the longest reaching, etc., but it does everything very very well, and the convenience of good design trumps everything else…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll use two if one is too thin
and it does happen.
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a guy at this place that flosses his teeth in the restroom
and he’ll just go TAKTAKTAKTAKTAK with the floss for like five minutes.
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Public flossing should be punishable by death.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Floss where you're supposed to floss
on the couch in front of the TV.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe that we live in a world where people think it's acceptable to floss on the bus.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once saw a woman dry-shaving her legs on the bus.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both of those are nasty.
Keep your personal hygiene personal dammit.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This kind of shit always seems to happen to me.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As should clipping your nails.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES.
I used to work at another branch of my store that’s next to a gas station. One of the guys that worked there would sit outside the mini-mart and clip his toenails once a week. It was the most disgusting shit ever.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I just puked a little.
I get grossed out be feet in general anyway.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A real germaphobe wouldn't touch a doorknob or reach into a bag of chips.
They should be killed. Every last one of them.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is almost my point
I wouldn’t go so far as to advocate their extinction, but a true germophobe would be living in a John Travolta-esque bubble.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we decided the world began in 1985
I’m having trouble with the concept of the world existing before me
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get past it.
I don’t even exist.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then can I have the contents of your liquor shelf?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Flor de Cana was finished the night of this photo.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about retcon killing germaphobes?
Because then we wouldn’t have the Spruce Goose. And that’s not a world that I want to live in.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an eeepc; it's great for certain things
I have big hands, so typing on it can be tricky, but it fits in my wife’s purse, so it’s pretty cool to have a computer handy. With everywhere offering wifi now, it’s even cooler.
You thinking of getting one?
What I want is the new android smartphone. Can’t wait for that, even though I understand/accept that as a first generation OS/phone, it’ll be buggy. Still… a $199 smartphone with a google-made OS? Yes please.
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even with Google
never get a first release of anything. Wait for the second generation, when they get a lot more of the bugs out.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still haven't replaced my old smartphone that was stolen
I’m sick of having an ancient phone that doesn’t really work any more. I’ve used modern phones and not having one is killing me.
The OS may be buggy, but that can be patched. The phone manufacturer isn’t brand new, so hopefully it’s basically like getting a new OS on a tested phone. Yes, I’m rationalizing.
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to convince our sales department that eeePCs are fine laptops.
They want me to go buy everyone Sony Vaios, when all they EVER do is check e-mail and surf the internet.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...literally, people will use them to check e-mail and surf the internet? That's it?
Wow. Are these salespeople getting kickbacks or something?
eeePCs really are fine laptops, though it’d be good to have a bunch of accessories handy for folks – mice, keyboards, usb drives, but you know that of course.
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
scope creep!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who are you calling a creep, freak?
pdb, sep. 18th, 2008: “I’m freakish.”
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not the creep
I was just in a project management discussion where I had to warn people about scope creep. ‘Round here people go "well, we’ve defined the project as this, and it’s signed off and work has started – but what about adding that, that, that, and the other thing too?" and before long, the project spirals out of control because a simple thing now has no focus. Which is what happens when you take a simple eee pc and lard it up with accessories to make it just like a bigger machine.
And in a side note, I guarantee I will not say anything about the spurs game today.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they have people w/big hands, they're going to have trouble
and if the alternative is getting a crate full of Vaios to surf the web, then you get the accessories. Or that’s what I would do.
I really, really can’t trust on the game thing. Back tomorrow….
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've learned from my mistake.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Occasionally they'll watch a DVD, which is the reason I suspect they're so dead-set against the Eee.
If they want to watch DVDs, they can buy their own damn USB reader. I’m not going to use my budget to help them slack off.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What type of browser are they shipping/ supporting it with
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their own, I believe
a webkit browser.
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ships with Chrome... should've thought of that.
by marc w on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Is a CDMA version of the Dream anywhere on the horizon?
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is Google's first attempt at an OS.
I would be wary about it. Although, anything is better than Windows 95 with lipstick…. I mean Windows Vista.
by Wilder. on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check this out:
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a funny comment because Windows 95 is built on 100% different architecture than Vista
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did start from the ground up, yes.
But it isn’t anything better than Windows XP… which is definitely Windows 95 with lipstick.
by Wilder. on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Windows 95 doesn't even have IE or system restore
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Windows XP is most certainly not Windows 95.
Windows 95 was completely devoid of the network features that Windows NT had. Those two platforms merged when Windows 2000 (one of the best operating systems ever) was released.
If anything, Windows XP is Windows 2000 with lipstick, but even that’s a stretch.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dontcha mean Windows ME with lipstick?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia starts tonight!
Woo! Return of the Green Man!
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I loved the first season.
But I think the show took a hit in creativity and quality when Danny Devito joined the cast. Which is odd.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I thought the betting on the underground Russian Roulette game was one of the most hilarious endings of all three seasons.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get me wrong, it is still funny.
I just don’t think he adds a whole lot to the show. Or, at the very least, he is by far the uninteresting character.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm super pumped.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Busy today. Also will be gone for the rest of the day after lunch.
Evudently I am the only one expendable enough to have to drive a truck all the way into Deadhorse. I won’t get back to camp on time either, but at least that means more overtime.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
P.S. Erik Bedard's poorly construced labrum has just made me very sad
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame everyone that started posting this year
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know when things were doing great?
Back in 2007.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close to politics but hey, funny.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first post was in 2006 so it isn't my fault.
I didn’t become a “regular” until this year though.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was worth 1000 losses
just to hear your witty retorts.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need those patches that they have on the NFL captains unis that symbolized how many years that we have been here
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because someone is new does not mean that they cannot make a valuable contribution!
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quality trumps quantity AND longevity.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Know your role.
Your comment is not Squinty approved.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're perky.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting Wednesday, apparently.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Per the text I got last night, "Wednesday is the new Thursday!"
and so it was.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sunday is the new Thursday.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If all the days were Thursday, I don't think I would make it to old age
you know, like 25
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I despise you and UCLA.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I don't despise you at all =(
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us are age sensitive right now.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just went to the first of what will be several 40th birthday parties in the next year of my life.
including my own.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you like your prune juice now or later?
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you hit 30, you're going to look back at these comments and laugh. Seriously.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me or BrianL?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BrianL
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I've got another eleven years to enjoy life.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, ten actually.
I’ll turn 20 next month.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, life doesn't begin until 30.
You’ll see.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youth is wasted on the young.
My dad told me that when I was a kid and I thought he was full of shit. Turns out he was right.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I misunderstood that one and
I thought I was being told to be wasted while I was young.
I succeeded.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems to help pass the time.
I was so glad to hit 30, it’s like this monumental bullshit thing you build up in your head, then BAM! Nothing. No big deal. I remember being a teenager and thinking 25-35 yo people were dicks, now 18 yo people act like I’m a dick before I even do anything. Oh well, they’ll be 30 someday, and be in my shoes. I’m going to go read the existential existence of a rock/lava/skipping stone thread again.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could have the choice of being older or being Coach which would you pick?
Yeah, that’s what I thought
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, you win.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss the certainty of thinking I know everything
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't miss thinking that beer was bad for you
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never actually thought that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dove right in when I was 16
but I didn’t actually touch hard liquor until I was about 20. That scared me far worse than beer ever did.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just go find another boy toy.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, these OFFposts are not as safe as you might think.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/29/561488/the-acme-approaches#7071576
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't link me to acme. It takes twenty minutes to load.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patience has it rewards.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do god-like messages.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We went out last night
and it was incredibly annoying. You know that point where you’re just starting to get a good buzz on, and you feel good, and you know if you have even half of another beer/drink/whatever, the night won’t end until 3AM? I was at that point, and somehow acted like a grownup and stopped drinking. Which was definitely the smart move, and I don’t regret it this morning, but last night it was really annoying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when I can't give in to it
But on a Friday, when you’re tired after working all week, and you hit that moment, it’s like winning the lottery.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never go out anymore, so I seldom get to experience it.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might have to get off of HIS lawn.
Good gravy!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is much easier to drink at home while contemplating uses for dynamite.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as there's no dynamite around to test the discovered theories
drunk people + dynamite = comedy gold.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't have Sim City at the bar, either.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds more fun.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the power of the bulldozer.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really enjoy bulldozing schools.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't replace them with a coal plant it's just not worth it.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep my power plants in my industrial city.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to bulldoze bridges during rush hours
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time I need to bulldoze a bridge I am doing this.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y'all make me want to get Sim City.
Because I need more ways to distract myself.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SC4 is great.
The splitting up of cities within regions is an amazing idea.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody cares about your fantasy, uh, world creation?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't tempt me
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a laptop.
Then you can take Sim City with you anywhere.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a laptop.
Sitting alone at the bar drinking and playing Sim City is the saddest thing I can imagine.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sitting alone at a bar with a laptop at all seems pretty sad.
but then I don’t have a laptop so maybe it’s not.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't sit in a bar and do anything even remotely like studying.
I admire the fortitude of those that can.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like writing a paper.
If I’m at home I get writer’s block something terrible, but in the right sort of bar, it’s not a problem.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't do it
but then I wasn’t much of a student, so there’s that. I’m far too easily distracted by things li…LOOK! SHINY! and in a bar that’s 100x worse.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a guy I know of who does this and me and my friends always make fun of him
he always sings My Heart Will Go On on karaoke.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've sung that song
it’s really freaking hard
by seattlebruin on Sep 22, 2008 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've written Wrap-Ups at the bar
Granted, usually on Sunday morning.
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that to be a good
Use of a Sunday morning.
by Sec 108 on Sep 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have friends that will bring their laptop to monitor fantasy stuff,
but that’s about the only excuse.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love seeing people sitting at bars alone playing World of Warcraft.
How’s that plan for a girlfriend going, Bromeo??
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by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job man.
I struggle with that moment almost every time I go out. Get me past a couple beers and I have a tendency to want to keep on going.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I maintain 8 Days a Week is the catchiest song I've ever heard.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All My Lovin' is just as catchy.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, how many of the early Beatles hits are NOT catchy?
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by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but I could hum the entire song after one listen.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll second that.
Ooooh I need your love babe. . .
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by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Total eclipse of my heart will not leave my head
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really need a new head
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That and the stupid song from Pineapple Express
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
M.I.A. was the best act at Sasquatch.
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TEOTH is a great song.
I had a debate one time and the consensus was that Eclipse is not a guilty pleasure, but a straight up good tune.
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by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bit of a guilty pleasure because the lyrics are dumb
but it has good song structure, a good arrangement, and she sings the fuck out of it
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a fan of that song really
but it does seem like it fell victim to the same thing a lot of 80’s songs did – horrible production. Producers and musicians got a bunch of new toys in the 80’s, and didn’t learn how to finesse them until about 1993 it seems. “What does this do? Let’s turn it on FULL BLAST!”. A lot of good songs were sent to their death in the 80’s by this school of production theory.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two of my all time favorite bands fell prey to this: Depeche Mode and the Cure
How much better would Violator have been with a real drum set and not so much drum machine. And I dare you to disagree that the song Lullaby by the Cure on Disintegration would not sound better with a real violin instead of a synthesizer.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a bit biased
because Disintegration is a phenomenal album the way it stands; I can’t imagine messing with it. But yeah, DM definitely got hit by the 80’s stick; I’m not a huge fan but I saw them live once and was blown away at how raw and visceral they sounded as compared to on their records.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the album too.
Although I prefer Wish. Next time you sit down and listen to Disintegration though, imagine real instruments. I think it would be better. You remember a few years back Metallica played with a symphony? I always thought that kind of mash up would be perfect for the cure.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I would LOVE The Cure to explore real acoustic instruments.
But I’m also into the fake synth stuff, so…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy birthday, by the way.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the loundness wars start in the 90s?
CDs that were pressed before 1992 or so tend to sound much better.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not so much loudness
Loudness didn’t really become a huge issue until the mid-00’s, and the prevalence of iPods and other personal media players. The reason post-92 CD’s sound better is that until about 1991 or so, the record industry was focused on churning out as many back-catalog CD’s as they could, because they realized they could make a ton of money as people converted their libraries from record to digital.
After about 1991 or so, people started noticing CD’s tended to sound like crap (my 1989 copy of Aerosmith’s Greatest Hits is a HORRIBLE transfer) so they started focusing more on quality of transfer than quantity.
The 80’s were just about playing with new toys and seeing what they did, and unfortunately, the learning curve ruined a lot of otherwise decent songs/albums.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I love that song
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rock it hardcore at Kay Bars.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when you do this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refuse to click.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's such a great song.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about
this? (NSFW)
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iPhone:
The software update is pretty good.
Dropped calls are down significantly and the speed is up across the board.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Rays!
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's always this.
http://www.alessonislearned.com/index.php?comic=38
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by Taylor H on Sep 18, 2008 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
The first half of the fourth season was some bad TV, but after they returned from the writers’ strike, the show almost hit its stride again. I’m cautiously optimistic for the 5th season.
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm very optimistic what with good storylines coming along and no threat of another strike
Jim and Pam!
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do seem like a shipper type.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...I never thought I'd see the term "shipper" used at LL.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey & Dawson?
What about Stephen & Kristen?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who are Stephen & Kristen
and I did not watch Dawson’s Creek
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you call yourself an LB fanatic.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
It’s been a while! =(
Seriously, that show needs to come back. Same with Charm School.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't watch Charm School but I'm all about the Laguna drama.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about Buffy & Angel / Buffy & Spike?
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spike and Angel.
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God it's like I'm back in middle school.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Middle school?
Fuck me I’m getting old.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad that I seem to make people here feel old all the time.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would I still be able to call NOLA mummy if I did that?
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've given up on fighting the general mummy comments.
The “my mummy” is pushing it too far, though…
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY MISTUR
BACK AWAY FROM MY MUMMY!!!!!
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a Robert Nola shipper myself
endless potential for hilarity
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, keep going down this road.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not.
I’m not even sure what this road is, but let’s not.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely a sarcastic road.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear lord somebody go write some fanfiction.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's pretend this isn't a real suggestion
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's pretend neither of them were real suggestions.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not like half of LL doesn't think it already.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure most people see it as a joke.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make Jeff choose between the two of us if that happened
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rather think this would be my choice.
But apparently not.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no don't worry.
Just was a little strange to see that term pop up here.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew, thought I broke some sort of rule of which I wasn't aware.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with the first past of s4
But I think they shouldn’t do hour episodes on a regular basis.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a good reason most sitcoms are 30 mins
it’s hard to sustain good comedy for an hour a week every week.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Office could do a 40 minute show
on a regular basis but an hour is too much.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given commercials, it is a 40 minute show.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The episode where they kidnapped the pizza delivery guy was rock bottom, I thought.
I think I laughed once in that episode (when Kevin said that the pizza was like a “hot circle of garbage”)
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was decent.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the first half was less than it could have been
I found many of the first half episodes to be a bit mean-spirited. I’m thinking especially of the dinner party episode.
by Man From Nantucket on Sep 18, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was one of the most awesome hours of comedy TV ever made
it was sooooooo uncomfortable and awkward, and they just stuck with it. Great stuff.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dinner party episode was the first episode back from the writers' strike.
And pdb is right…that episode rocked.
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Survivorman episode was hilarious
Though I wish they would have spoofed Bear Grylls as well.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's gotten to the point where I find the blog hysteria over bad Mariners news more distressing than the actual news itself
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should read up on the blog hysteria over any sort of Seahawks news.
I’m surprised John hasn’t hung himself yet.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Robert alone is enough of a barometer of that
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what you're saying is that we should put Robert in a glass box and pipe in Seahawks news
and we’d know how the team was doing just by watching him?
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve of this plan.
How much funding will this require?
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
six sheets of plexiglass, some caulk/sealer, an XM subscription, and food every now and again
so not a lot.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mountain Dew will cost quite a bit.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if we get a tap set up.
Boxes of soda syrup and fizzy water are pretty cheap.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does the food that is uh...processed...
Get out?
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, there'll have to be air holes anyway
so a few of them could be on the floor I guess.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LHC.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean the glass box will have to be supercooled to...
-459.67 degrees F?
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might be for the best.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do it as an experiment for humanity. People will love you.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think broader. Worldwide adoration.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your Mom doesn't count.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*mummy
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't feel sorry for you anymore.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever?
I continue to hope that embracing the mummy makes it go away. It makes it no fun anymore.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I did.
I’m on record as saying that the mummy thing is creepy as all hell.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is creepy but again, this seems the best way to make it disappear.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes because this strategy worked so well with puns.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give up...
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're going to have to make Fogel disappear first, I fear
but that would be a disaster for LL
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if I were to reveal today that I have several muscle tears in my right middle finger (the one that pushes "e")
would I be back to being the blogging equivalent of Erik Bedard?
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It may take a while
because we’ll all have to spend four months insulting your lack of game and demeaning your manlihoodness. Or something.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you try and type through it?
Did coworkers call you a pussy for taking PTO?
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but one threatened to throw me up against a wall
and people who observed me and had inside access to my workplace constantly criticized me as well, opting for the much less talented blogger who could type coherently (Coach Owens)
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach loves blogging far more than you do.
You’re just someone who’s good at something you don’t like to do.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because everytime they want to talk to you, you tell them they only get to ask four questions
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that one of the questions cannot be "Can I have more questions?"
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They shouldn't have acquired you for four top interns and an IT tech
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I was the replacement-level IT tech picked off the waiver wire
to replace the all-star IT tech that we traded to get you.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised that I was worth four top interns and an All-Star IT guy
and I didn’t get one vote for MVC
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:|
Right middle finger?
“e”?
Is your keyboard upside down?
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooo Ooo Ooo
Obligatory mention of Quantum of Solace!
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, has anybody here listened to the Dodos?
These guys rock my socks.
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not yet, but I'll check 'em out.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Radio Birdman was an awesome band.
I love changing my iTunes random playlist every night. I hear stuff I haven’t listened to in years.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Australian punk is amazing.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Rogers was supposed to tour a month ago
but couldn’t get a visa. This still depresses me. You Am I are in my top 5 favorite bands of all time ever. There’s a whole slew of New Zealand punk bands I’ve heard of but never heard that I need to check out, too.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookout Landing seems to be in a foul mood today.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could say this without getting gay people angry. It is such a great asshole retort.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aaaaaaand subthread closed.
(see earlier comment re: LL’s foul mood)
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, people seem to be really bitchy today.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It happens when we lose seven in a row and receive horrible news.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we can almost smell Strasburg.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Sep 18, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not what you're smelling when you watch the Mariners.
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by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something to take your mind off of it:
A buddy of mine slept with a “furry” one time. While she in her bunny costume.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read this as "slept in a furry"
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by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either way it's disgusting.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather/economy/girl shoulders
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a game on right now.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After today I think it might be best for everyone to ignore a game or three.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we lose everyday.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've built up a nice callous.
On my heart.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been ignoring Mariners games since late July
If I see two innings of a game it’s a good day. This distresses me.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not just bad, they're boring as hell and frustrating to watch.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why I gave up
at least in HS/college when the M’s lost 95 games a year or more, they did so in a comically bumbling fashion that I had to watch just because of the sheer entertainment value. This team doesn’t even give me that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that Beltre is out, there's no one on this team I enjoy watching.
Maybe Felix, maybe Morrow, but they’ve been the most frustrating as of late.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are so damn contradictory.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's almost like I watch other teams.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gasp.
I feel violated.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Field Gulls thread is such classic ASUBoyd
http://www.fieldgulls.com/2008/9/16/615688/mike-doss-for-free-safety#8802528
“Fuck you”
“Fuck you”
“hahaha, you’re cool! Let’s be friends!”
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In a season that's this bad
does a 12-0 loss (assuming they stop the bleeding) to the Royals even register as a point, much less count as a low point?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel nothing, literally
It’s like watch 10,000 people get killed. The 10,001st doesn’t register.
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad I'm not the only one
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Morrow’s first start, near no-hitter, was the most baseball I’d watched in months. And I really only watched about 6 innings of that, so…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. Need an edit button.
Most MARINERS baseball. I watched a few R’s games live, through my camera lenses, this summer.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus H. Christ.
Post game report said torn labrum and a cyst, out 6-9 months. I lost my favorite screw driver last week, lucky they didn’t find that in there as well. I’m. Not. Talking. About. This. Goddammit.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Matt Pittman is yapping.
About how Bedard is not a good ambassador for the team, not friendly with the media, and these are factors that need to be considered in future decisions regarding Bedard. Oh wait, off button. Blessed silence!
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Pittman's regular job is to read the KOMO 90 second sports ticker copy and then STFU
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish he'd switch jobs with the helicopter traffic reporter guy.
I’d rather hear his opinion of why the traffic on the i-5 is all jacked up.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because of all the damn construction they're doing in Fullerton
why the hell would you reduce that freeway to three lanes??? THREE DAMN LANES, what do you expect is gonna happen?
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually that's really more Anaheim than Fullerton come to think of it
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because off...
I can’t think of any funny Matt Pittman cracks. He’s been hounding me to hate our wounded pitcher all season (I’m don’t want to hijack this thread). I actually called in once early in the season and asked why the media is making an issue of Bedard not giving great interviews when it’s totally unimportant to his baseball… he yakked for about 2 minutes why it was. I’ve hated myself ever since for calling in.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only time I've ever called in was when my dad called in when I was like six years old and they were interviewing Edgar Martinez
and I said in my best six-year old voice “You did really good, and I’m happy”
That was probably the crowning moment of my life.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is such an awesome memory.
I’ve just made it my own. You lucky bastard. Oh well, I’ll take it as advice and try to do something similar for my own kids when they’re old enough… and we have another Edgar guy on the team.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I remember we had gone to the game, and I think he went 3-5 or 4-5 with a couple doubles
We probably left around the 8th inning (I was 6 or 7, so even 9:30 was pretty late for me), and when we got home they were interviewing him on the radio, and my dad just told me to go upstairs and then he handed me the phone and they were already interviewing Edgar. It was awesome
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The back of the box of tea bags warns that "tea is not a substitute for fruits and vegetables"
thanks guys
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's an odd thing to say on a label.
But yet again more confirmation that every sentence is improved by including the word “pants”.
Tea is not a substitute for pants.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit...
I’ve got to go home for a sec…
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Great. Now my office thinks I'm the crazy "laugh out loud" guy.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should lulz instead of lol then
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't a choice.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was born this way, quit making fun of me!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not making fun of you, I'm trying to help you!
If I was making fun of you, I’d be like “LUULLZZZZZ!!!”
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew. Ok.
The tea bags are safe at home. Tomorrow is Casual Day at the office. I’m planning on wearing an empty container of Tang.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're either fourteen inches tall or you buy stadium sized containers of Tang.
I’m not sure which would be scarier
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to let you guess.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope it's (a) and that you type by running up and down the keyboard
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's tiring, but my legs look incredible.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although he does wear a thimble and rubber band for a jock strap.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a Monopoly piece.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to self:
Do NOT play Monopoly with kevin_ess.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit. There go my Saturday plans.
You should see my “funny money.”
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been that guy for years.
Thank you, LL.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See.
This is why I’m glad Ess showed up over here. He did this crap to me whenever I visited SportSpot and MC…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They post warnings on the back of tea boxes?
Must expedite preparation of bunker.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lawn mowers and tea boxes aren't the same thing.
But I just checked and my lawn mower has a warning to not pick it up while it is running. With a picture demonstrating fingers being chopped off while gripping the bottom. Jesus.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking at a chainsaw at Lowe's once
and saw something interesting on the box.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH GENITALIA
The sad thing is there’s probably a lawsuit somewhere that made this warning a necessity.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen that somewhere as well, on some chainsaw made in China or somewhere.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember sitting on my chainsaw to make it stop faster once.
See if I ever do that again.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taint smart.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The only time I've ever seen 'taint' used so perfectly.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fixin' it might could be, yes?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use ta' coulda' dunnit, but my brain is oatmeal now. I mean grits.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those weren't grits...
Enjoy your larvae salad.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of an old crack someone used
“Somebody tell your drinking buddies that guacamole is not a vegetable.”
by Gomez on Sep 18, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, avacado's aren't veggies? WTF? My veggie intake just got cut in half!
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I overheard a guy holding an avacado ask a woman next to him,
“how do you know if the gaucamoles are ripe?” I offered my assistance and said, “if they’re guacamole.” The woman and I burst out in laughter.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to chop his stupid joke off at the knees.
I don’t know the punchline, but you probably saved his ignorant ass from making her really uncomfortable about her boobs the rest of the night.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was at a grocery store.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh! All the bar talk lately has my head wrapped up in bar imagery.
I’ve been taking my mental breaks at Scrappy’s the last couple nights. Need to separate the karaoke from the bar a bit, makes conversation a bit tough.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Karaoke?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard talk of karaoke at Scrappy's.
Sweet Caroline, and that it and that’s that. I’ll leave the rest of it up to people that can carry a tune. I’m liking how your bar is shaping up, looking forward to paying a visit someday.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard the cover charge is a night with Robert and a furry.
At least it’s not PositivePaul and his gigantic appendage of a zooming camera lens.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO FURRIES ANYWHERE NEAR MY BAR GODDAMMIT
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk to Robert.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Robertcoaster is off limits to the patrons of this bar
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Robertcoaster frightens me.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's horrific enough to need warning.
The twist(that’s intentional) and turns are horrifying.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And sorry, buddy,
*then.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid in jokes.
I hate standing outside the conversation with my nose against the window.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm standing next you with my nose against the same window
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You made that rollercoaster.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I make personal in jokes.
Just so I don’t feel left out, but the whole “I like what you’re wearing” thing was making people uncomfortable. So what’s a Robertcoaster anyway?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its what happens when people that haven't meet me try to make a sex joke and it falls on its face.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, got it (sort of I think).
Nothing like uncomfortable silences. This is why I leave the comments about um, I stay the hell away from many threads.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. The furthest from my mind, but as scary as that seems, I approve of this message!
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really sure how this can be taken in many other directions
I’ve heard the cover charge is a night with Robert and a furry.
by Robert on Sep 18, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't register. Nah nah nah nah...
All I ask is if I drink enough beer I eventually get a mug with my name on it behind the bar, and maybe a bar stool with a little brass plaque on the back, also w/my name. Kinda corny, but I like those type of bars.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm for it, but the etching on that chair plaque seems disturbing...
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am already on two cups in the last two hours
but on the bright side, only 3.5 hours more at work?
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can totally do this
and then go home and have more drinks.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been informed that we're going clubbing tonight
in Temecula.
Dear God.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure which is more unsettling
the “get back on the horse again the second night in a row” or the fact that there are clubs in Temecula.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a "club"
e.g. the Asian fusion place clears out some tables and opens a dance floor around 10 PM.
They serve drinks in plastic cups. All drinks. It’s hilarious, quite honestly.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a Mexican restaurant in downtown Portland that does this
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably not the best club in the city like this place is
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't know, don't club much
but I’d be willing to bet it’s better than most downtown PDX clubs, which seem to have a large proportion of ASUBoyd types at them all weekend.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me happy that ASUBoyd has come to represent an entire type of douchebag for LL
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL needs its whipping boys, and ASUBoyd definitely fits the bill
no hat pun intended.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McFaddens...ugh.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BINGO
I went there once on a Tuesday, and thought “wow, this place isn’t bad” despite their lack of a great beer selection – it was kinda mellow, the staff was pretty cool, and I was generally impressed. Then, we went there on a Friday after work, and by 6pm we all got tired of mocking each and every person that walked in the door for being a douchebag and left. By the time we came back that way to get our car which was parked right there, it was 9pm, the line to get in was around the corner, and everyone in that line was ASUBoyd.
I’ve never been back.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barracuda might actually be worse...and that's saying a lot.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phildopip on Sep 18, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's terrifying
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXACTLY
What came to my mind.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You make these choices, so you don't get to complain about hangovers the next day.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay so I sent my Jack Purcells back and traded them for a pair of Converse Leather Pros.
Hell yes. These are awesome.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you loved your Jack Pucells?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did.
These are better. I finally found a pair of shoes that closely match the old EV Pros I loved so dearly.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down to a no name brand of brown oxfords and an old pair of combat boots.
My Cole Haans finally gave up the ghost.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He apparently does NOT love his ankles though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My ankles can suck it.
I look good, dammit.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God I'm wearing shoes that have soles again.
Thank Jesus this is wonderful.
by BrianL on Sep 18, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't want to be at work until 7 today
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why you don't get drunk on Wednesday nights when you work 35 miles from your house
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I rarely get drunk on weeknights any more.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were probably getting drunk on weeknights around the beginning of time
Give me like three more years of being stupid, alright?
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not at all saying you should stop
I really miss the days I COULD go out and get drunk on weeknights.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Sep 18, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can still manage it, but it takes a while (a few days) to recover.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Sep 18, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I've abused my mouse pretty thoroughly this week
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that you, Richard Gere?
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
by kevin_ess on Sep 18, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
drunk dialing?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 18, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZZzzzzzing!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just ask for me to make fun of you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 18, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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