OTFPOTD: September 18th edition
Fuck you Scrappy.
In the news today:
Mirror's Edge has a release date now.
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed released, sucks.
The secret Guitar Hero instrument is actually a MIDI import feature and that is awesome.
The OLPC XO laptop finally, FINALLY, is shipped to another country.
New Minneapolis bridge opens, 13 months after collapse.
Other potential discussion topics:
- Am I the only one here who doesn't watch/enjoy hockey?
- Has anyone else installed the iPhone 2.1 software update? How's it working for you?
- Anyone here use the Asus eeePC?
- The Microsoft Natural Pro keyboard: Best keyboard ever?
- I've got a $200 gift card to use at Fry's. What should I buy?
- Fall movies: anything worth seeing?
- Who here loves rain?
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And...my clever post has been abandoned.
Not even to be used tomorrow because it will not apply. Sad.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 AM PDT reply actions
You killed my clever post on Tuesday.
It’s all fair.
I don't like fair.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I love hockey, but admit that I don't watch it as often as my other favorite sports.
I will likely never purchase an iPhone.
My coworker has an eeePC and absolutely loves it. I’ve seen it – it’s cool as hell.
I like a good southern rain. Seattle rain is pissy and annoying.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
WIth your $200 Fry's card...
…you should buy PositivePaul a birthday present.
This OTFPOTD needs more “GET OFF POSITIVEPAUL’S LAWN!”
This signature space for rent.
Buy Paul a memory stick.
Not for his cameras, but a memory stick he can shove in his butt for day to day life. That dude is old.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
I'm so old, I'd forget where to put it.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been told that I will learn to enjoy hockey.
So go Canucks.
And I love the rain.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 8:01 AM PDT reply actions
Good, another Canucks fan.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
This isn't even clever.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it just me or does anyone find it suspicious...
…that the Canucks, Mariners and Seahawks all use variations of the same color scheme?
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This is so true.
And I cry every night because of it.
I hate that I can't lemming you about this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Get Galactic Civilizations II: Gold Edition at Fry's
Or Sins of a Solar Empire if you hate turn-based strategy.
But no, seriously, GC II dude. 4x for the win.
Fuckadoodledoo I’m not buying a game again for a long time.
Galactic Civilizations II isn't a RTS
Here’s the demo.
Also, you can always easily torrent GC II because Stardock is the most anti-anti-piracy game publisher in existence.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm very tempted to give this a go
But is it likely to consume my life?
Yes
Don’t worry about playing the demo, it has a turn limit.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I love NW rain to no end.
The rain in the NE is bitingly cold. I miss ocean-warmed rain.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You have questions, I have answers
I used to love hockey. But we separated about 10 years ago, and it took a while to be back on speaking terms, but now we’re guardedly trying to be friends again. I don’t want to push anything so I won’t name a favorite – don’t want to scare hockey off again – but it is a fun sport to watch.
Don’t own an iphone, probably never will. My telephonic needs are not complex and an iphone is way more phone than I need or want.
Never used an ASUS eee but I love the concept.
Natural Pro Keyboard – very good, don’t know about best ever but it’s mighty fine.
$200 should buy you about eight miles of speaker wire. I have no idea what you should buy. What are your needs?
Several things worth seeing – Burn After Reading is a mess, but it’s an entertaining mess.
I tolerate rain. Ask me in February and I’ll go on a rain rant the likes of which you’ve never heard, but rain this weekend will be a nice break from 90+.
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True story
When I worked at Fry’s I got a 10% over cost discount, meaning if something cost Fry’s $5.00 I could get it for 5.50. I was able to buy 50 feet of cat5 cable for 50 cents. It retailed for 40 dollars.
that's fantastic/annoying
and also why I like having friends that work at Microsoft. Brand new copy of Office? That’ll be $60 please.
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Just go beta test something at Microsoft for an hour and they give you a list of programs you can pick from for free.
That is the greatest program ever
It gets better when you swing your gifts for cool gadgets and cash on Craigs List
Oh, and awesome
AC/DC tickets go on sale Saturday morning. They’re playing two shows in the Puget Sound area – Saturday Nov 29 at the Key, and Sunday the 30th at the Tacoma Dome. But no Portland show. WTF? Anyway, the Supersuckers and Mudhoney are playing that Saturday, so I’m getting tickets for the Tacoma Dome show.
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Did you see how much tickets are though??
I’ve been hearing everywhere from $80.00 a ticket to $120.00 a ticket. Yowza!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I will pay it. I don't care.
I’ve never seen them, and I’m absurdly excited about this. And, for a top-tier band like that, $80-120 is pretty much the going rate these days. Which sucks, but still.
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The camera in Force Unleashed is horrid. And the gameplay is a shitty ripoff of God of War.
However, throwing people/objects around and force choking them is loads of fun. So far, it’s been mostly worth my bandwith money.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Note: I have the PSP version.
The PS3 version may be better or worse, I don’t know.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I hear Force Unleashed has quick-time events.
Have I ever mentioned how mind-numbingly awful QTEs are?
"Do you know where I can find some sailors?"

I know what you mean (the fight on the rooftop in Shenmue II was particularly tedious) but I’m still really annoyed that Part III never made it.
QTE works in some games.
Indigo Prophecy is a good example. In most games it’s terrible.
Better/worse than Jedi Outcast?
Which is technically Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't know, haven't played it.
The last time I played a Star Wars game(besides the Rouge Squadron series) was the KOTOR series and Jedi Academy.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I was the biggest hocket fan around in the late 80's
Between Thunderbirds locally and Blackhawks in the NHL I just loved the sport.
Then the Blackhawks decided to become the worst run franchise in sports and I just could not find another team to care about.
I go to Vancouver once every couple years to catch a game just because it is a good way to spend a weekend, but that is about it. Now that the T-birds will be in Kent I will never go to another game.
The T-birds are moving to Kent?
Wow. that’s sad. I’m still annoyed they left the Center Arena – I’m surprised they lasted as long as they did in the Key, that place is way too big for a minor-league hockey team.
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Nonsense! That place is unfit for professional sports!
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
Yep, Kent built them a brand new arena
I refuse to spend any of my disposable income in that despicable burg, so no more T-birds for me.
I'm a Silvertips fan, so you and your Kent T-Birds can kiss the shiniest part of my ass!
:)
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Kent is turning things around..I swear..just close your eyes...and wear headphones.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I've been thinking about adding hockey to my fandom
Haven’t watched much hockey in several years except for an occasional Chiefs game here in Spokane and caught some of last year’s final on tv. That Pens / Red Wing series was way more entertaining than I thought possible. I’m just not sure what team I would choose. I’m afraid to fall in love with a team again because I’ve been hurt so much lately…
by Man From Nantucket on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 AM PDT reply actions
Don't be a LLemmie.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU AND I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED WHY YOUR SEARCH PROCESS SUCKS
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
THE CANALS ARE MY FAVOURITE PART
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid u's.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I need tea.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Except when it doesn't taste like tea and the flavor it with fruit.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's like some sort of subliminal messaging.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
THERE WAS ALSO A BADASS HISTORY MUSEUM AND A LYNX ON THE TOP OF MY PARENTS CAR FROM THAT VACATION AS WELL
I GUESS YOU CAN KEEP THE SENS BUT AT SOME POINTS I WILL BE TEMPTED TO CONDEMN YOU FOR IT.
Please understand that this is a personal issue with me that some day I might get over.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting Rays tidbit
Since the Rays won the season series with the Red Sox, they would win the AL East if they finish with an identical record as Boston. Essentially, they have a three game lead on the Red Sox.
The loser also gets to face Anaheim
while the AL East winner gets to square off against Chicago.
I'm predicting a Rays-Cubbies WS.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I want them to win the WS
but only because then there’s no stupid curses or anything left.
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Even I agree with this.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
LoLemming
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Ryne Sandberg was one of my top three favourite players as a child.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I was always a big Frankie Rodriguez fan.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 18, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
He's from my hometown
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Spokane?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
His nieces were mean to me in middle school.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I still love him ok.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Ironically?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I grew up hating the Cubs.
Don’t expect me to be rational.
I am officially tired of this comment
The people of Chicago are decent folks.
People in Massachusetts were assholes before the Red Sox won a World Series.
I've heard from firsthand accounts that the fans at Wrigley are cool.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ.
Most of my family were Pirates fans. They’ve always hated the Cubs and as such I never liked them much either. I’m not badmouthing the people of Chicago, I just fucking hate the Cubs.
I do mind mind you hating the Cubs
I am tired of this
They’ll become the Boston Red Sox of the NL.
because Cubs fans may be annoying, but they are nothing like Massholes.
It will be worth it to see all the happy old people
not cry this time
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
I tend to ignore most mainstream media, thus the whole Yankee-Red Sox thing has been less of an irritant for me than most.
Cardinals fan bro
I rooted for them in 03, I’m rooting for them now
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Bringing myself to root for the Cubs is like bringing myself to root for the Patriots.
I can’t do it.
I rooted for the Patriots against the Rams
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
fuckers cost me overtime though
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The Superbowl is just at the right time because I'm in full Football mode by December
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
But it's really hard to break a curse
especially one that has been holding them back for so long – it’s clearly affected chemistry in the clubhouse and led to more injuries for their star pitchers, especially guys who used to throw the ball 95+ mph.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Not everything can be great.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions
I was going to get one of these.

But it turns out it’s not a very smart encoder. No way to set h264 options or even change levels aside from bitrate and size. Ugh.
Anyone have any better recommendations?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
The fact that I have no idea what that is is probably the reason I'm married. :P
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
The fact that I have no idea what that is is probably because I'm too old to care.
what’s an h264 option and will it bring me a beer?
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No, but h264 is great for encoding video.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I figured the people that knew what this was would know of something similar but better.
Call it an inside question.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Honestly I can't quite make out what that thing is.
It looks like the Monolith from 2001.
It looks a bit like the brick on a Dell laptop power cord, too.
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I didn't want to make it too big.
I can read the writing on it at that size…
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
H.264 is a video compression standard.
Also known as MPEG-4 AVC.
germophobic people are funny
So I’m in the restroom just now, washing my hands. The guy next to me washes his hands pretty much all the way to his mid-forearm, makes a great show of drying his hands and then, when leaving the restroom, hits the disabled-person-automatic-door button. With his elbow. Then, he goes to the stairwell, opens the door with his bare hands, and proceeds to walk up the stairs clutching the handrail. He opens the door on his floor with his bare hands, and I assume at that point goes back to his desk and types on his keyboard without gloves or protective gear.
I’m all for personal hygiene, don’t get me wrong; it just cracks me up that people will be all OMGKILLERGERMSINTHEBATHROOM and not realize that there are actually germs everywhere, and most of them are benign as long as you maintain an elemental level of personal cleanliness.
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I don't touch the door handles at my work.
But that’s because there’s Purell dispensers everywhere, and usually globs of it on the doorknobs. That shit is worse than germs.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
He probably uses so much antibacterial soap that he's actually wearing down his resistance to germs, anyway.
So he’s going to be screwed.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Germaphobes are a source of endless entertainment for me
But I do actually feel sorry for people who live in fear like that.
I'm the same way
My whole thing in life is consistency. You’re germophobic? Fine, just be like that everywhere. It’s not like there’s less germs on an office door than a bathroom door.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You can't avoid the germs. I obviously wouldn't eat off the toilet seat or anything stupid, but get overit.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Actually...
…what bothers me more are people that don’t wash their hands after using the john. I’m no germophobe, but that does really bother me…
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by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course. Wash your hands when you're done.
Although I’ll skip it if I’m out camping wiht no facilities, or if I’m covered in grease while working on the car or something. Then I just wash my hands when I’m done with the project, or when I find somewhere I can actually wash (river, creek, etc). But in those cases I’m not touching the doorknobs or anything anyway.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I take the paper towel with me
And always wear long-sleeves in the event I need to open a door.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Any door, or just bathroom doors?
Just curious, not mocking…
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Any public door
And buffets are the spawn of Satan.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
What about a cheeseburger in paradise?
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I would go near that buffet
but only in order to set him on fire.
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The tequila in the margarita will be an outstanding accelerant.
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This subthread needs to stop,
as it’s bringing up the horrible memory of my ride on the Duck.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
Anything that brings up a jimmy buffett memory needs to be squashed.
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I hate the people who grab paper towel after paper towel (usually a wad of about five)
to dry their hands. It only takes one, people!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm one of those people, actually
I hate feeling like I have damp hands. I don’t use five – I usually stop at two – but I will dry my hands for about twice as long as it takes me to wash them.
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I use three for the same reason. The paper towels are usually too thin.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
Air dryers are your friends, people.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
I’ve never understood the whole, “They don’t get your hands completely dry!” complaint. As long as you use them correctly (rub your hands together as the air is blowing over them) they do just fine.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I know.
But if they are there, then you should use them. If they’re not there, then one paper towel should suffice.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate hate HATE those things
because of the whole hate-feeling-like-I-have-damp-hands thing. Air dryers never get it done.
When I used to go to Boston a lot, I went to a lot of movies at the Kendall Square Cinemas. They had air dryers, and above them there was a sign that said “WE HATE THEM TOO, BUT THEY’RE CHEAPER AND CLEANER THAN PAPER TOWELS – the management”.
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They DO work, though.
You just have to use ’em right.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm freakish
they don’t dry my hands 100. I’m not happy with 90. It makes no sense, and I realize this, but there we are.
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Not sure why percent signs don't show up
100%
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bullshit they are
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
They are and they don't kill treas.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
What.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not
but anything that runs on energy consumes resources.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
True but dryers are actually the better option.
Especially the new efficient ones.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I have yet to see a working, efficient air dryer
I can’t recall the last time I even saw one.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
There are new ones that require you to put your hands more or less inside.
They work exceptionally well.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds frightening.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I still have all my fingers and toes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You put you foot in a hand dryer?
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It said I could.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm.
I’ve heard about these, and they rock! I LOVE my Dyson vac. It may not be the lightest, the most powerful, the longest reaching, etc., but it does everything very very well, and the convenience of good design trumps everything else…
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by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a guy at this place that flosses his teeth in the restroom
and he’ll just go TAKTAKTAKTAKTAK with the floss for like five minutes.
Public flossing should be punishable by death.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Floss where you're supposed to floss
on the couch in front of the TV.
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I can't believe that we live in a world where people think it's acceptable to floss on the bus.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I once saw a woman dry-shaving her legs on the bus.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
Both of those are nasty.
Keep your personal hygiene personal dammit.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
As should clipping your nails.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
YES.
I used to work at another branch of my store that’s next to a gas station. One of the guys that worked there would sit outside the mini-mart and clip his toenails once a week. It was the most disgusting shit ever.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I just puked a little.
I get grossed out be feet in general anyway.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
A real germaphobe wouldn't touch a doorknob or reach into a bag of chips.
They should be killed. Every last one of them.
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by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
This is almost my point
I wouldn’t go so far as to advocate their extinction, but a true germophobe would be living in a John Travolta-esque bubble.
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I thought we decided the world began in 1985
I’m having trouble with the concept of the world existing before me
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Get past it.
I don’t even exist.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
then can I have the contents of your liquor shelf?
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The Flor de Cana was finished the night of this photo.

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
What about retcon killing germaphobes?
Because then we wouldn’t have the Spruce Goose. And that’s not a world that I want to live in.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I have an eeepc; it's great for certain things
I have big hands, so typing on it can be tricky, but it fits in my wife’s purse, so it’s pretty cool to have a computer handy. With everywhere offering wifi now, it’s even cooler.
You thinking of getting one?
What I want is the new android smartphone. Can’t wait for that, even though I understand/accept that as a first generation OS/phone, it’ll be buggy. Still… a $199 smartphone with a google-made OS? Yes please.
Even with Google
never get a first release of anything. Wait for the second generation, when they get a lot more of the bugs out.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I still haven't replaced my old smartphone that was stolen
I’m sick of having an ancient phone that doesn’t really work any more. I’ve used modern phones and not having one is killing me.
The OS may be buggy, but that can be patched. The phone manufacturer isn’t brand new, so hopefully it’s basically like getting a new OS on a tested phone. Yes, I’m rationalizing.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm trying to convince our sales department that eeePCs are fine laptops.
They want me to go buy everyone Sony Vaios, when all they EVER do is check e-mail and surf the internet.
So...literally, people will use them to check e-mail and surf the internet? That's it?
Wow. Are these salespeople getting kickbacks or something?
eeePCs really are fine laptops, though it’d be good to have a bunch of accessories handy for folks – mice, keyboards, usb drives, but you know that of course.
Who are you calling a creep, freak?
pdb, sep. 18th, 2008: “I’m freakish.”
You're not the creep
I was just in a project management discussion where I had to warn people about scope creep. ‘Round here people go "well, we’ve defined the project as this, and it’s signed off and work has started – but what about adding that, that, that, and the other thing too?" and before long, the project spirals out of control because a simple thing now has no focus. Which is what happens when you take a simple eee pc and lard it up with accessories to make it just like a bigger machine.
And in a side note, I guarantee I will not say anything about the spurs game today.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If they have people w/big hands, they're going to have trouble
and if the alternative is getting a crate full of Vaios to surf the web, then you get the accessories. Or that’s what I would do.
I really, really can’t trust on the game thing. Back tomorrow….
Occasionally they'll watch a DVD, which is the reason I suspect they're so dead-set against the Eee.
If they want to watch DVDs, they can buy their own damn USB reader. I’m not going to use my budget to help them slack off.
This is Google's first attempt at an OS.
I would be wary about it. Although, anything is better than Windows 95 with lipstick…. I mean Windows Vista.
They did start from the ground up, yes.
But it isn’t anything better than Windows XP… which is definitely Windows 95 with lipstick.
Windows 95 doesn't even have IE or system restore
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Windows XP is most certainly not Windows 95.
Windows 95 was completely devoid of the network features that Windows NT had. Those two platforms merged when Windows 2000 (one of the best operating systems ever) was released.
If anything, Windows XP is Windows 2000 with lipstick, but even that’s a stretch.
Dontcha mean Windows ME with lipstick?
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 18, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I loved the first season.
But I think the show took a hit in creativity and quality when Danny Devito joined the cast. Which is odd.
Fear the NPE
Really?
I thought the betting on the underground Russian Roulette game was one of the most hilarious endings of all three seasons.
by Frosty Raptor on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, it is still funny.
I just don’t think he adds a whole lot to the show. Or, at the very least, he is by far the uninteresting character.
Fear the NPE
I'm super pumped.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Busy today. Also will be gone for the rest of the day after lunch.
Evudently I am the only one expendable enough to have to drive a truck all the way into Deadhorse. I won’t get back to camp on time either, but at least that means more overtime.
Fear the NPE
P.S. Erik Bedard's poorly construced labrum has just made me very sad
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Close to politics but hey, funny.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
My first post was in 2006 so it isn't my fault.
I didn’t become a “regular” until this year though.
Fear the NPE
HEY.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It was worth 1000 losses
just to hear your witty retorts.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
We need those patches that they have on the NFL captains unis that symbolized how many years that we have been here
Just because someone is new does not mean that they cannot make a valuable contribution!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Quality trumps quantity AND longevity.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Know your role.
Your comment is not Squinty approved.
You're perky.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting Wednesday, apparently.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Per the text I got last night, "Wednesday is the new Thursday!"
and so it was.
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Sunday is the new Thursday.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
If all the days were Thursday, I don't think I would make it to old age
you know, like 25
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I despise you and UCLA.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of us are age sensitive right now.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I just went to the first of what will be several 40th birthday parties in the next year of my life.
including my own.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Once you hit 30, you're going to look back at these comments and laugh. Seriously.
If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.
Me or BrianL?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, ten actually.
I’ll turn 20 next month.
Youth is wasted on the young.
My dad told me that when I was a kid and I thought he was full of shit. Turns out he was right.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I misunderstood that one and
I thought I was being told to be wasted while I was young.
I succeeded.
It seems to help pass the time.
I was so glad to hit 30, it’s like this monumental bullshit thing you build up in your head, then BAM! Nothing. No big deal. I remember being a teenager and thinking 25-35 yo people were dicks, now 18 yo people act like I’m a dick before I even do anything. Oh well, they’ll be 30 someday, and be in my shoes. I’m going to go read the existential existence of a rock/lava/skipping stone thread again.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
If you could have the choice of being older or being Coach which would you pick?
Yeah, that’s what I thought
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, you win.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I miss the certainty of thinking I know everything
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I don't miss thinking that beer was bad for you
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I dove right in when I was 16
but I didn’t actually touch hard liquor until I was about 20. That scared me far worse than beer ever did.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Just go find another boy toy.
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
You know, these OFFposts are not as safe as you might think.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/29/561488/the-acme-approaches#7071576
It was thereupon decided that the world began in 1984.
by JI on Sep 18, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't link me to acme. It takes twenty minutes to load.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
So do god-like messages.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
We went out last night
and it was incredibly annoying. You know that point where you’re just starting to get a good buzz on, and you feel good, and you know if you have even half of another beer/drink/whatever, the night won’t end until 3AM? I was at that point, and somehow acted like a grownup and stopped drinking. Which was definitely the smart move, and I don’t regret it this morning, but last night it was really annoying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I hate it when I can't give in to it
But on a Friday, when you’re tired after working all week, and you hit that moment, it’s like winning the lottery.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I never go out anymore, so I seldom get to experience it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Old.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to get off of HIS lawn.
Good gravy!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
It is much easier to drink at home while contemplating uses for dynamite.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as there's no dynamite around to test the discovered theories
drunk people + dynamite = comedy gold.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
They don't have Sim City at the bar, either.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds more fun.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the power of the bulldozer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I really enjoy bulldozing schools.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If you don't replace them with a coal plant it's just not worth it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to bulldoze bridges during rush hours
by seattlebruin on Sep 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time I need to bulldoze a bridge I am doing this.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Y'all make me want to get Sim City.
Because I need more ways to distract myself.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SC4 is great.
The splitting up of cities within regions is an amazing idea.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody cares about your fantasy, uh, world creation?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Don't tempt me
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a laptop.
Then you can take Sim City with you anywhere.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.

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