9/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2008 4:47 PM PDT
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What makes you say that, is he hanging with the big club or something?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I don't think I'll even attempt to comment on those keys to the game.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Did Jeff help?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Help what?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
With the big O.
(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
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No?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Good answer.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Create the keys.
Big O combined with mate.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish i had screenshotted it before the third one came up.
Then again I love the look on his face.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I'm guessing by the use of "mate" that RRS is going tonight?
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Then I guess I'll ask it here:
Would you rather be a baseball thrown by Brandon Webb (well located, ground ball, lead to an out) or a baseball thrown by Miguel Batista (not well located, fast, then launched for a HR)?
The former would appeal to those with a sense of purpose, who want the experience to lead to something greater than the momentary ‘thrill’, if that’s the right word, of being a baseball.
The latter would appeal to those that like the feeling of moving 90 MPH in one direction, then 120 MPH in another a nanosecond later.
Personally, I go with “Woooooooooooooo!”
Woooo!!!!!
Sounds much more painful that a groundball out. Plus, you get to visit multiple infielders during the groundball out, so that is more social and democratic.
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Three games of douchebaggery is enough.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I honestly don't care.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you, a rock?
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I take that back
A team built for the monster would be illsuited top play in Safeco. This sucks.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember them offhand but I bet they are flawed.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet it will happen every single time.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you wear a Red Sox jersey and follow him around the games with Bud Light.
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July 23 was hot but not as hot as July 22
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the Gorge both days
it was 110+ the first day and slightly cooler the second
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There were no trees and I was way too excited to leave my seat to get water during the 3 hour show.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's a cracker?
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Wellemeyer
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He was nearly split in twain.
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The hit in run is the worst play in sports
Worse than running an end around on Quarterback Club 99
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You need to dye your hair black.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Cricket noise?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh crap, could it be the LHC?
And when does LHC become a dead meme? When it swallows us all?
Mariners Baseball: I Invented "Caustic Optimism" For Fans Like Us.
There's nothing more annoying than when and announcer calls RBIs "Rib Eye Steaks"
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Good God that's awful.
I particularly hate Mark Grant’s reference to “White Castle sliders.”* Mostly because White Castle doesn’t exist in San Diego.
*I have only heard this one time.
Sounds like the fellow over at FG
who argued that Brady is a better QB than Manning because Brady has more rings.
That’s as stupid as results-based analysis gets.
Ummm, call me when it's been five years since Brady had a huddle. Manning is the shit.
Mariners Baseball: I Invented "Caustic Optimism" For Fans Like Us.
Luis Sojo is four times better than Albert Pujols
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nomar Garciaparra hurt again
he got Snelling’d by Larry Bowa.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Finally some good news for the Dodgers
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Playoff odds should hit 99% today
assuming they win and Arizona loses.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Koren Robinson is on the Seahawks?
What the fuck
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How did you miss this?
Ruskell signed him yesterday and traded for Keary Colbert right afterwords.
Still baseball season
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
i can’t be assed to care about football on any non-Seahawks game day til November
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people just like watching the games.
I have my brain power so devoted baseball it’s kinda fun just to kick back and watch football and basketball without the need to second guess every move.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell football not to happen during baseball.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Jl, I've been thinking about it...
If the world began in 1984, none of your favorite bands exist, and you’re likely stuck listening to Ashlee Simpson and/or the Jonas Brothers.
Ugh. Have fun with your world!
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I have enough early 90s to present day rock to tie me over.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
But none of that exists without the 50's, 60's, and 70s.
Mariners Baseball: I Invented "Caustic Optimism" For Fans Like Us.
You should know about time paradoxes by now.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Over / under on how many passes he drops?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He seems to have fixed that while he was with Green Bay.
Besides, D-Jack isn’t around to encourage him to drop passes anymore.
We need to go 5-7 to get there and I think we're gonna make it.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Being ther for a 105 win season followed by a 100 win season
There’s really no difference.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
...besides having multiple deserving MVP candidates
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
IF HOWARD HADNT SUCKED SO BAD IN APRIL THE PHILLIES WOULDNT NEED TO MOUNT A COMEBACK IN SEPTEMBER. GOD. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID. YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE FORCABLY REMOVED AND YOUR EXECUTIONER SHOULD DELICATE DOWN YOUR NECK HOLE
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Spellcheckowned again
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just saying...
but you’re using the same logic that Baker uses here.
“Ichiro is in decline/ is terrible/sucks/destroyed this team’s playoff chances by having a bad April.”
No I am mocking it
His overall numbers do not warrant consideration, let alone serious consideration.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The sports writers have different standards than you.
The sooner you come to terms with this, the happier you will be.
Blowers isn't a sportswriter
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm allowed to be angry abot the MVP since it only comes up once a year
and should actually matter.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Or ignore the sportswriters. That works too.
If I don’t see Geoff Baker’s writing, I can’t be pissed off about it.
Didn't he already write it?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Says you.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
You expect us to get snowed out in Minnesota, indoors, in Seattle, and in California?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there and I remember the game being canceled.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There's always his next start.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
*game after
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop trying to ruin my happy memory of this season besides the Jeffie two FB game.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the only one I can remember since 2001 because fuck day games.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
List time!
Ones that I’ve watched:
1.2007
2.2001
3.2005
4.2006
5.2002
6.2008
7.1999
8.2004
9.2000
10.2003
I forget what happened
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That was in Boston
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at opening day so no
And Jeff those picture thingies that said his start against oakland was better
Now I remember
I was on hold with MLB tech support the entire game.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My original tickets for that game were way the fuck up in the 300 level.
I then scalped my way to a seat behind home plate.
Yuni will get curious and accidentally start the snow-making machine
And then we’ll all laugh into the night.
what's wrong with his chinn?
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
Massively late.
I like homeless people. They are funny. I like cake. It is not funny but really delicious.
The Pirates have Doug Mientkiewicz on their bench and he's be out 4th best hitter.
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Pretty much
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
We can wait until RRS leaves.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And play that doesn't end with Yuni lying on his back wheezing is automatically shocking.
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HAHAHA yr a fag
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he's been decent today.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too late for me to be happy.
>:(
I hate life
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think that you might dislike him.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Tui because he's not Adrian Beltre.
Therefore, I’m going to hate every third baseman we ever have until Triunfel gets up here.
Sadly, the Times reports we may try and transition him to short....
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Tui?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I would be okay with that.
Truinfel. Said so in their weekly farm report. I think it may be BS tho.
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Welllll, I think he'd be better than Yuni, honestly.
He;s still kind of a disaster tho.
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he'll be good eventually.
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre gets too much love around here.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
*Ottawa
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
*Finland.
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I should be defensive of them here
So if you could kindly desist when I say stop than that would be just wonderful
Huh?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/9/17/616613/9-17-open-game-thread-part#8818376
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhat correct, but it doesn't bother me.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rationality is irrational.
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But they;re the Royals, remember?
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The ' key is hard to find
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, yeah...
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by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hip, Hip, Hooray!
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why oh why do you take Hyphen out...
I love our bullpen
It seems this always happens when RR-S is pitching (among other times too)
Not bad
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
as someone that reads a LOT of Batman ...
this is really cool!
if only it was used in a good year… about a good player.
at least we'll make it to 100
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want three digits.
It’s like hitting .199
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pissed that we missed because I called it in May.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to that jpeg of he and Hargrove?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
New to LoL
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUMBER TWO HUNDRED IS AN INFIELD SINGLE
SUCK IT BAKER
If you want him to hear you
you’ll have to send him a letter bomb
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Anthrax works too but is less theatric
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The only time I was ever the third most knowledge fan in the room.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It was quite ironic I will say.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet it was profoundly interesting for everyone not talking too.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SHY.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I felt kinda bad.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But not too bad
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Others were kind enough to ask me if something was wrong.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
In a jaw-dropping, I can't believe this person exists in reality sort of way.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If that refers to what I think it refers to then yes, I am still in awe.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah me too.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm assuming I am not one of these others
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you left I was more uncomfortable than I have ever been in my life.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry; my family missed me for some reason.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
mummy didn't read us babar last night and i couldn't sleep because of the spooky ghosts under my bed
by Dewey N on Sep 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Careful, the monsters under your bed are drooling.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright now this is just piss poor parenting
by Dewey N on Sep 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I also have a homicidal psycho jungle cat I'd like to introduce you to.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs more clown bed
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not appropriate reference.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Robert gets it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate all these inside references.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
CALVIN AND HOBBES IS NOT A FUCKING INSIDE REFERENCE YOU TWATSICLE
by Graham MacAree on Sep 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's better.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I never read it.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This is incomprehensible to me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That is worse than never having seen the Simpsons.
At least there’s the “don’t watch TV” excuse where the Simpsons are involved.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't read the comics?
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But.
But I’ve never heard of someone in this age group who hasn’t read C&H
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a valid excuse.
Collections are available.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus Google.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This like never learning to rise a bike.
Wait…
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That Santo Palo getting to you?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I haven't stood up yet.
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by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Try it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the result or...
huh?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm seeing that now.
Now go ride a bike.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It might work now.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dynamite?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of better uses if the answer was yes.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
I’m intrigued.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You're going to end up in prison some day.
Someone’s going to take one of these ideas and run with it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to cover your ass.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And really, like anyone that's not a LL regular could make sense of this subthread.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They'd stop reading because it's too squished.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Or assume we're a bunch of fascists.
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by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No room for the nazi picture here.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I would tell you how you could, but it might threaten my freedom.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Drink more.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got two bombers, but they're for later.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
at least you have a plan.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Drinking or reading this?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you fit in here.
Welcome.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the Crocs factory?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Then YES YES YES
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Semantics.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I have issues with 8% so yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Too difficult
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Before I was here
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely not a valid excuse because you know plenty that happened before you were here.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but I didn't read every single comment.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My drummer owns the hardbound anthology.
I plan to steal it from him.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, someone for me to steal it from.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda figured.
I just have money now, which is a change from a month ago
by Graham MacAree on Sep 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Never said it was a valid excuse.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to read this part again this morning is hurting my head.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 18, 2008 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do you keep posting better statements than I?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you want to sleep on the couch with Robert?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cage requires Jeff.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone has to arrange for me to be threre when this happens.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it will be a permanent fixture in his living room.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not an approved nickname.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NO.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i understand two as most.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He's going to get a nickname he doesn't want soon.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a public reference.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
+20 for a Babar reference
It’s this close to another Rax joke.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You hadn't been adopted yet.
Not that you have been at this time, now that I think about it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not your fault; I need to get over it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It is hard to introduce yourself to people sitting below you.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know what to say!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
(I'm trying to make myself look less lame.)
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
(This is generally exceedingly difficult.)
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by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how you insult yourself before anyone else needs to.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Defense mechanism.
Years of practice.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
*Knowledgeable
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna be pissed if the Cougars win a game this season.
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You think they could at least find a kicker
because they are a BCS school
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego couldn't muster a single run today
Suck it, Padres.
Hose Suckpez
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized the most disgusting animorph would be Goatse Lopez
by Dewey N on Sep 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please don't ask these questions.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DID I SEARCH THAT
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe you've never seen it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I've managed to avert my eyes
It’s not hard and I’m not curious
You searched Please Don't Ask These Questions?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not getting taken down with y'all.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You have powerful allies.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ally.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I like misdirection.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like not getting messages about my lack of power
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I am comfortable being powerless.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that you've made this known it is going to be impossible form some people to resist trying to goad you into inferring that you do have power.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
As though that really made the sentence clearer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never pretend I had such power.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
How'd you like that, Fogel?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Never have I felt so powerless.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why Lopez?
Vidro or Silva would be a hundred times worse.
Our suckitude has given this meme at least another season to live.
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be "looking ahead" past Buck, Sims
Buck is unstoppable!!!
Washington and SD lost
It’s only fair that we do, too.
I've seen a lot of suck...but will admit this last month or so he has done a lot of "that was Betancourt?! that was really good!!"
But the suck at this current time makes me forget sometimes the good stuff
Wait, is this a Mighty Mighty Bosstones reference?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy. I haven't even though about them in years.
I did like that song, though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite kind
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by JI on Sep 17, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Noooo
I’m already terrified of the prospect of Clement being the new Reed.
Brilliant
Don’t let Wlad bat in September. No way.
FUCK YOU, RIGGLEMAN
DON’T LET TUI BAT EITHER.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
I wanted to lose in a 3-way game against the Nats and the Padres.
And both of them would be credited with 6 wins.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 17, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
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