9/16: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes fuck off baseball yes yes
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Mariners are a difficult act to follow
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no floor
House’s leg could be fine for no reason and Cuddy could start walking around naked all the time
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That episode would be worse than this game
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Players keep breaking my heart.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
It's been a hell of a lot more than that.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I don't let myself get swept off my feet.
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I fell for the shinyness.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Guillen Factor is finally coming into play.
+5 modifier to clubhouse chemistry.
That's my favorite running joke on Futurama.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe it took me so long to come around.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
By my count, 4 insanely great shows have been led to ruin by Fox.
All in a short time span.
I'll never forgive them for Firefly.
You brought the retarded wank job that is Family Guy back and you let Firefly languish? There’s a special level of hell for you people.
Family Guy wasn't retarded when they brought it back.
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't retarded when it ended originally
But from the time they brought it back onward it was
It took me a while, too.
I don’t know why, but I completely ignored it while it was still on the air.
I didn't like the first episode and gave up.
I was dumb then.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
See, that's the same thing I did.
God I was stupid.
Everything
I’ve seen every episode an unhealthy number of times
Impressive.
More people need to understand why I’ll bust out laughing at a visual gag.
Tie between the P and NP gag
and the electronic gate gag
Don't bother; we do it for you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They could have been racing mascot penises
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If I ever own a baseball team this will happen.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My face and figure were plastered on billboards all over the Middle East.
And still the fighting continued.
The Buddy at the North Pole/Queen of England episode is one of the funniest things in the history of television.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing the Sox aren't using Papelbon in a non-save situation.
Because he would totally blow it.
So we've figured out that Balentien is Spanish for "Deer"
And Wladimir evidently means “Robert.”
Don't mind me, I'm just a first time poster.
And I posted the I Am Beluga Tits picture a few weeks ago. Nothing special, carry on.
How is comparing Wlad to Rob Deer mocking you?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad for this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If Aviles had darker skin, worse defense and less power
he’d be Yuni.
If Aviles were different he'd be different
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You think toes ever get jealous they don't have individual names?
Aside from the big one?
They're pretty used to getting stepped on
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people's little ones are retarded and curl back around.
They probably don’t know any better.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Did they just use OOZ on Mariner Television?
...and now I'm here
FLYBALLFLYBALLFLYBALL
RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
"You never make anything happen if you don't swing the bat"
I hope Yuni isn’t watching this
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
CRY IN YOUR CRAPPY BEER SOX ASSHOLES
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
You mean Wednesday?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
?
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Ah hell.
I take it I’ll be placed in quarantine, yes?
You mean 1 game.
It’ll be a Baldelli/Baldelli platoon after the second AB.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well shit
no House for me tonight, my GF is very pissed at me.
Thank goodness for DirecTV web recorder though I set my DVR to record.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Your girlfriend sounds like an unnecessary burden
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
People keep telling me this
and I think she even thinks she is on my life. It makes me feel like a monster.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Such behavior on House premiere night is unacceptable
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It is my fault
I did something that upset her this morning. I just kind of didn’t think she’d find out.
I should know that she always finds out.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Only if you're worse than this guy.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
WOOOOOO!
Seriously though I never thought we’d get back to the bottom.
Randy Messenger is pitching.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That is so awesome
But we’ll just screw up and win again so what’s the point
PA agrees.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Padres are losing 6-2, also
That’ll bump the Nationals to third worst, even.
If House wears a Rays shirt I will Randy Marsh my living room
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I could never figure out what team they were rotting for in the baseball episode
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
But shouldn't they be Mets fans?
Do the Mets / Yankees really have that big a rivalry?
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know.
All I know is that they’re not Yankee fans, and everyone who isn’t a fan of the Yankees hate the Yankees, so we don’t have much to go off of. So I’ll stick with !Yankees.
Why are you wearing Cubs gear to a Royals/Ms game?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Still not very close to the game.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Meaningless AL game completely unrelated to anything Cubs?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I refuse to click on it in fear of spoilers
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's clean so far.
If anyone is going to post spoilers, though, it’s going to be Fogel. I’d just ban him for the night.
I think we shoudl be able to get a good season out of him next year.
Provided we bring Eddie back as a “bullpen coach” just for him.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
AK1984 started posting at Field Gulls today.
He had some fond words for you, Graham.
Can you send me a link via e-mail?
I cannot be assed to chase it down, but want to see.
Oh my God holy shit...
Even on my stupidest of stupid days… wow. Wow. “it’s proactive to think ahead.” “Exactly. blah blah blah…” Reminds me of the guy explaining why a player should hit shorter home runs, but more of them.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I joined FG just to rec your last comment.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That was a warning, not a boxing
You of all people should understand the difference.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
For some people it is hard.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
True.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to you though.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Warnings have the word warning in them
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But when the site doesn't let you back in it's confusing.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's scary.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
A banned mod is still a mod.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT TUI MIGUEL CAIRO IS PINCH HITTING FOR YOU
Oh good.
Miguel Cairo is here to carry the team on his back to yet another victory.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Or pop up harmlessly to 1B.
Either/or
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
By popping up
“An interesting strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for ’em”
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Game over, M's lose.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Fireworks?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's a secret plot to burn KC to the ground.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Mud huts don't burn easily.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Notice that since Adrian Beltre left the team, the offense sucks more than it has all season.
I can play the Correlation = Causation game too!
I'd rather play the Correlation = Caucasian game
White people on the team, therefore the Blue Jays have no offense, QED.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe we actually have the #1 pick at this point in the year
Way to not suck as much as you should Nats.
That sucked so bad at the time
But in retrospect, awesome.
Rockies out to a 10-2 lead over the Padres
Looks like they’ll keep pace with us.
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