9/16: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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This is the worst season ever.
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Come on Jeff, be happy!
House is on soon!
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 16, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes fuck off baseball yes yes
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To each their own.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 16, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the Mariners are a difficult act to follow
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no floor
House’s leg could be fine for no reason and Cuddy could start walking around naked all the time
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That episode would be worse than this game
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second part of this statement seems to be impossible due to the fact that the show is on Fox
by Fogel on Sep 16, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would have to be very convincing to the censors in order to pull this off
by Fogel on Sep 16, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in most European countries.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 16, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right, FOX does not show House in most European countries.
Well done.
by Graham on Sep 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Players keep breaking my heart.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's been a hell of a lot more than that.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I don't let myself get swept off my feet.
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fell for the shinyness.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Royals were just underachieving for five months
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Guillen Factor is finally coming into play.
+5 modifier to clubhouse chemistry.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His rent had double since McLaren was axed
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my favorite running joke on Futurama.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe it took me so long to come around.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Allow me again to say that Fox fucking sucks.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many great shows have they killed?
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By my count, 4 insanely great shows have been led to ruin by Fox.
All in a short time span.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There may be a fifth or more. I came up with four off the top of my head in 15 seconds.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll never forgive them for Firefly.
You brought the retarded wank job that is Family Guy back and you let Firefly languish? There’s a special level of hell for you people.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to emphasize this,
fuck you Fox.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Family Guy wasn't retarded when they brought it back.
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't retarded when it ended originally
But from the time they brought it back onward it was
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took me a while, too.
I don’t know why, but I completely ignored it while it was still on the air.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't like the first episode and gave up.
I was dumb then.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, that's the same thing I did.
God I was stupid.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I have every joke from the entire series committed to memory
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inlcuding the incredibly nerdy visual gags?
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything
I’ve seen every episode an unhealthy number of times
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impressive.
More people need to understand why I’ll bust out laughing at a visual gag.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tie between the P and NP gag
and the electronic gate gag
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't bother; we do it for you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could not have been more phallic.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They could have been racing mascot penises
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever own a baseball team this will happen.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the women said it was too--get ready for this--girly.
… as if anything can be.
by msb on Sep 16, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My face and figure were plastered on billboards all over the Middle East.
And still the fighting continued.
by msb on Sep 16, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Buddy at the North Pole/Queen of England episode is one of the funniest things in the history of television.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chalet 2000
probably the ultimate “hated it/loved it”sketch in the whole series.
by msb on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Raul doesn't hit another home run this season.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should've hit him in the lazy bone.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing the Sox aren't using Papelbon in a non-save situation.
Because he would totally blow it.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When would a long ball not be rather nice?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I applaud the restraint shown re: this comment.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Myspace antics make him seem paranoid.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we've figured out that Balentien is Spanish for "Deer"
And Wladimir evidently means “Robert.”
by Kouvre on Sep 16, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't mind me, I'm just a first time poster.
And I posted the I Am Beluga Tits picture a few weeks ago. Nothing special, carry on.
by Kouvre on Sep 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO PEOPLE JOIN TO MOCK ME
That is a privilege reserved for people that have met me
by Robert on Sep 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is comparing Wlad to Rob Deer mocking you?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad for this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened, I just have Gameday up?
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Aviles had darker skin, worse defense and less power
he’d be Yuni.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Aviles were different he'd be different
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw yeah nice dude she sounds sexy
digits?
by Fogel on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think toes ever get jealous they don't have individual names?
Aside from the big one?
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're pretty used to getting stepped on
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most people's little ones are retarded and curl back around.
They probably don’t know any better.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they just use OOZ on Mariner Television?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FLYBALLFLYBALLFLYBALL
RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish those motherfuckers would stop choking
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"You never make anything happen if you don't swing the bat"
I hope Yuni isn’t watching this
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRY IN YOUR CRAPPY BEER SOX ASSHOLES
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DRB must be in full corpse violation mode by now
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Wednesday?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whores get action WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got this on my way home
Fuck you.
by Robert on Sep 16, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got this *after leaving the club with three sexy ladies
would’ve been better
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adult education classes probably aren't as exciting as they sound
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah hell.
I take it I’ll be placed in quarantine, yes?
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, how does a Snelling/Baldelli platoon at DH (for ten games) sound?
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean 1 game.
It’ll be a Baldelli/Baldelli platoon after the second AB.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well shit
no House for me tonight, my GF is very pissed at me.
Thank goodness for DirecTV web recorder though I set my DVR to record.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Sep 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your girlfriend sounds like an unnecessary burden
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People keep telling me this
and I think she even thinks she is on my life. It makes me feel like a monster.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Sep 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such behavior on House premiere night is unacceptable
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is my fault
I did something that upset her this morning. I just kind of didn’t think she’d find out.
I should know that she always finds out.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you're worse than this guy.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners currently have the worst record in the Majors.
by ThundaPC on Sep 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!
Seriously though I never thought we’d get back to the bottom.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Messenger is pitching.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is so awesome
But we’ll just screw up and win again so what’s the point
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Randy Messengers rosin bag is full of Axe and roofies.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PA agrees.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padres are losing 6-2, also
That’ll bump the Nationals to third worst, even.
by Kouvre on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Messenger's fastball blows and his pitching blows
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If House wears a Rays shirt I will Randy Marsh my living room
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could never figure out what team they were rotting for in the baseball episode
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But shouldn't they be Mets fans?
Do the Mets / Yankees really have that big a rivalry?
by JI on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know.
All I know is that they’re not Yankee fans, and everyone who isn’t a fan of the Yankees hate the Yankees, so we don’t have much to go off of. So I’ll stick with !Yankees.
by joof on Sep 16, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you wearing Cubs gear to a Royals/Ms game?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still not very close to the game.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaningless AL game completely unrelated to anything Cubs?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners want to get home for House too
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to click on it in fear of spoilers
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's clean so far.
If anyone is going to post spoilers, though, it’s going to be Fogel. I’d just ban him for the night.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who here thinks that JJ's just finished?
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we shoudl be able to get a good season out of him next year.
Provided we bring Eddie back as a “bullpen coach” just for him.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AK1984 started posting at Field Gulls today.
He had some fond words for you, Graham.
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you send me a link via e-mail?
I cannot be assed to chase it down, but want to see.
by Matthew on Sep 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how he used the word proactive
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God holy shit...
Even on my stupidest of stupid days… wow. Wow. “it’s proactive to think ahead.” “Exactly. blah blah blah…” Reminds me of the guy explaining why a player should hit shorter home runs, but more of them.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
by dpseadv on Sep 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I joined FG just to rec your last comment.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a warning, not a boxing
You of all people should understand the difference.
by Jeff on Sep 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some people it is hard.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to you though.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But when the site doesn't let you back in it's confusing.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's scary.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A banned mod is still a mod.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT TUI MIGUEL CAIRO IS PINCH HITTING FOR YOU
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good.
Miguel Cairo is here to carry the team on his back to yet another victory.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or pop up harmlessly to 1B.
Either/or
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By popping up
“An interesting strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for ’em”
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game over, M's lose.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fireworks?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a secret plot to burn KC to the ground.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mud huts don't burn easily.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notice that since Adrian Beltre left the team, the offense sucks more than it has all season.
I can play the Correlation = Causation game too!
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're down to what....one power bat now?
Hey A’s, our offense can suck too.
by ThundaPC on Sep 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather play the Correlation = Caucasian game
White people on the team, therefore the Blue Jays have no offense, QED.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe we actually have the #1 pick at this point in the year
Way to not suck as much as you should Nats.
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sucked so bad at the time
But in retrospect, awesome.
by OlSalty on Sep 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies out to a 10-2 lead over the Padres
Looks like they’ll keep pace with us.
by Kouvre on Sep 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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