9/13: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 13, 2008 5:00 PM PDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Los Angeles Angels, Sep 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
Sigh.
ANAHEIM -- It looks as if third baseman Adrian Beltre will play the remainder of the four-game series against the AL West champion Angels and likely have surgery some time next week to repair a torn ligament in his left hand and an impingement in his left shoulder.
It was a pleasure knowing you, Adrian. After we trade you, please speak of us fondly.
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Damn straight.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, time to cry....
Regarding Beltre, per Stone:
Does he want to be back?
"Of course, I want to be back. But I don’t think the team knows exactly which way they’re going to go yet. We as players don’t know which way the team is going to go, whether they’re going to have a competitive team, or go young, or rebuild. There’s a lot to see what’s going to happen next year.,’
[Larry Stone] asked him if he could see better times ahead for the Mariners.
"It depends,‘’ he replied. "I want to win. That’s the bottom line. If this team is going to go young and really try to rebuild it, I don’t want to really be in the situation where I know we’re going to lose coming to spring training. I hope that’s not the case, because if it is, it’s not going to be fun.’’
We're gonna miss you Adrian.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
According to Baker's Blog
Jose Lopez is going to be seeing more playing time as a first baseman for the remainder of the year.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
What!?! He's the last guy on the team I see at first base.
Please tell me this isn’t being considered as a permanent move!
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
The still see him as a second baseman
but they’re also considering him for first base for next year… they want to look at Valbuena and Hulett.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Sep 13, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Let's make his bat even less valuable!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Whoa! I looked at B-P for second baseman batting statistics.
They have stats on umps! No idea how to compare them, but I can’t stop looking at Angel Hernandez/Darryl Cousins vs. everybody else. I love this site.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Thanks. I should scan the rest of the threads before posting.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
He's not leaving.
I can’t even fathom that. Out of the question. Maybe we should send him a letter?
by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Wanted to compliment the regulars on Thursdays GT.
It was an awesome sight to behold. E.M. and Chinn in the same thread was… special.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Is that the drunken GT? I keep hearing rumours of said GT.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
FUCK.
He’s already hurt.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
STOP.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TO.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He's kicking his own ass!
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I would say it ended in a tie
to be continued…
ok why.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he makes an ass of himself to save us from ourselves.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Miguel Batista Glove of Failure
+5 suck modifier.
God you fuckers.
Use marching euphoniums instead of slide trombones.
by BrianL on Sep 13, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They spawn tens of thousands of alumni each year
I’m sure you experienced some positive variance.
If you walked through the U District tonight, I’m sure your tune would change.
I like this tactic...
Walk the lefties you are afraid off and then proceed by picking them off.
I was wondering who did that.
The page sucks now.
I think we were trying to make it more encyclopedia-like.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And no, I didn't do it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't have it both ways.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Because on one hand you're arguing it to be serious and on the other you're saying you want your gif in it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's better if it's not serious, yeah.
I didn’t remove the gif, even with my Jeffie love. I’m just stating the reasons why someone might.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If that's the case we'd have to remove the Lawn Dart entry
and that page is awesome.
But there's a difference between lawn dart and having a gif about Jeff Clement being retarded.
Create a sub page or something.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it was, wasn't it?
Didn’t it say something about his mental capacities and showed him fucking up?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It showed him missing a popup
There’s a difference.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
So put it back in without that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh whatever.
It’s gone back to revision 4, have at it.
I fixed it.
gif in, references to Down’s Syndrome out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But then it said something about him being retarded.
Right?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it Fogel.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if boxings happen for wiki things.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
That's our first baseman.
Yay.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Brandon Lyon removed from closer. Too little too late Bob.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Enjoy sitting at home like you deserve to
while the Dodgers play on with the 8th best record in the league.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll get swept by the Cubs.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I haven't decided. But with Manny on that team, the Dodgers have the stench of Boston on them, so I may be as well.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
In a game of who gives a shit I can't root against the one I love most.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Still gonna root for them against the Brewers/Stros/Phillies/Mets in the NLCS?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hate them, hate them, indifferent but then again the stench of Gillick, fuck New York
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Go American League!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
How about the worst case scenario? Boston vs Chicago or Boston vs LA?
How the hell do you root for anybody in that series?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
St. Louis can still make a push for the playoff without Glaus, Molina and Ankiel right?
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit, I would of had no problems rooting the Cards too.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
While Matthew's article was right
The biggest problem has been no Ankiel in CF since July 26, and in his scattered starts he’s hit .190. I’m glad he’s being shutdown.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it would of been because of Eckstein. heh
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
.154/.207/.154 with Arizona.
-5 OPS+
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Bench.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Yeah. I thought at most that Oejada vs Eckstein was a wash.
But they didn’t give up anything for Eckstein, so whatever. Not like it’s mattered much anyways.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I was wondering the same thing.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I think as a player, I would of refused to wear one.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
There's a song I haven't heard it quite some time.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Tenacious D could also work
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I’m complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you’re first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
You bet your ass he is.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
sounded like a book to me, too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
First thing I thought of:
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
there's like six people here.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't look at me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
um.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Go read a book.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I like books.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How does an english major not like books
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No question mark.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Or tomorrow.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Go away.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll enjoy my sleep tonight, thanks.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
CHICKENS!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The Steelers won Superbowl 40 fair and square.
Does this count as trolling?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
No, it doesn't bother me, because they did.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hey.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yes but you are a weak minded female so your opionion wont be hard to sway once they start winning
by Robert on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I hope you get warned.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't root against the team, I just root against some of the fanbase.
Because whining Seahawk fans are annoying.
/I think this also counts as BretBaiting.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I'm trying to find the Fark thread on the game:
So I can post the “No Superbowl for you, not yours” image.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I found it! For now, I'll post something else from that thread you might enjoy.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Sep 13, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a difference between bitching about XL and bitching about XL because how much it still hurts
And the difference is usually whether or not they were a bandwagon fan
I sat through 2000 godammit
Jeff made me a mod but there are some technicalities he needs to iron out.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is today's thread as exciting as yesterday's?
(At least RRS was pitching so that’s interesting to me)
DULL.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
password protects his life.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Tampa Bay vs. Chicago?
Oh dear I love that matchup.
6 hits to go for Ichiro.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Yeah I knew, I just thought he should score once the 1B has to dive and thought he got a late break
But I guess it was just a really good play.
If Ichiro thought he didn't have a chance to score
he did the right thing by staying in the rundown long enough for the runners to advance.
I hate that I'm not paying attention and then wonder what the cheering is about.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Raul hit a groundball
Ichiro coming in on contact, forced into a rundown and tagged out.
Sigh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I do.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I gladly will.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
NO.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If there's cheering, probably not a good sign
My computer is retarded (need a new one) so cant type and watch tv at the same time cuz it always has to be plugged in
This sentence doesn't make sense to me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh but they do.
As evidenced here.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa, komo cut out. is dave alive?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Sadlyno.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's how I beat roberto.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that nickname because he couldn't be more white if he tried.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm already trying not to add u to things I'm not putting bro on your name.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously where'd he go?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for somebody to carpet bomb this thread.
Go JI go!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
DUDE.
You didn’t put subject lines and I can’t close these. you know how fragile my computer is.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Check my sig.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Check mine.
Jeff made me a mod but there are some technicalities he needs to iron out.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have superpowers though.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine's bigger.
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by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok first of all, no and second of all, no.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you meant your reference was bigger than my reference.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i forgot what we were talking about
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
moderation.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You should
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can't play with the big dogs get off the porch
(Plus you said it was just a video problem)
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But Dave is gone!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
eh
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rizzs is awful all the time.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DAVE IS BACK
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOO!!!!!
LONG LIVE KING DAVE.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
life makes mroe sense.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave is never bad.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just being contrary.
I know THAT.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm being the mean one tonight so I wouldn't if I were you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes ma'am.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Mike...
Bring up the possibility of Willie leaving and make Rick cry.
I'll miss that guy.
XBHs sucks. Good old infield singles.
by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread is heading for disaster and we're only in the 6th.
WEEEEEEE!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Blame the team.
Jeff made me a mod but there are some technicalities he needs to iron out.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We're what are known as real fans.
Stickin with the team through thick and thin.
hahahahhaha. if only i could stop.
by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to make a messenger pun someone stop me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
I find puns not very LaHilarious
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That was an incredibly lame attempt though.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you a mod?
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And boxed.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Not good enough for a boxing.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, does box mean ban?
That wouldn’t be cool, seriously.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Temp-ban.
Don’t make puns. The world crashes down.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
And grow very, very scared.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I've learned my place today.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time what happened?
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pun ishments were doled out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I almost learned this the hard way.
Damn you Tagg Bozied.
by Mariner John on Sep 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Warnings still scare me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
why does no one understand I don't want to get use to them?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand, NOLA.
I don’t like them at all.
I wouldn't if I were you.......
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave is disgusted by you Mess.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
She means Messenger.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Too long to type.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The hit.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Of the person.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So very confused.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He hit a person!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it I hate having to spell it out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome tones.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
knowing scoscia.....
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So how many people are there here still?
I count 6.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Don't underestermate the watching eyes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You make poor musical choices.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
See, poor choices.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Better choice.
I’m not that big of a Pearl Jam fan.
Grievance features the superstar drumming of one Matt Cameron
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I will freely admit that Matt Cameron is an amazing
and possesses some of the best technique among modern drummers.
I meant mod eyes.
But yeah, it was much better being there.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OK daddy.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Only people who I like get to be even mildly annoying at me
You have been warned.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that sentence make complete sense/
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In all seriousness, I hear you.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh this is good.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, who tattled?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
This needs to written in giant neon letters outside of planned parenthood
by Robert on Sep 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss that logo.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
You'll find I'm right about most things.
Particularly when it comes to this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Saves are dumb.
Ah well.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Adrian I love you and I shall miss you lots.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
I already am.
And am afraid of typing his dance.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Houston is 2 1/2 games out?
Suicide is painless
Suicide is painless
Suicide is painless
Suicide is painless
Suicide is painless
Suicide is painless
I'm told it brings on many changes.
Take or leave it if you please.
*easy.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
How much would that suck for Brewers fans to watch the Astros potentially overtake them in their own park without their team being there.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Ah yes, Maddux.
I remember the glory days when him and Tucker Max briefly ruled the internets.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Maddux or Tucker Max?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I like how every once in while Tucker Max pops back up and thinks he's relevant.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I want a sideways face
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not big sideway
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
but they exist somewhere.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's ok; this is more fascinating while drinking.
I don’t want to close it.
I just want to stare.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's mesmerizing how they get progressively bigger and creepier.
by Mariner John on Sep 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
they look like they're biting
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I never knew not paying a hooker was considered shoplifting. Huh.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
LATE
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it you beat me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
According to this, Feierabend averages only 8 missed bats per 100 pitches.
That sounds pretty bad.
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
But they come at only a fraction of the cost of _____.(fill in the blank)
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Not Washburnian I don't think.
Or worse, Silvanian.
by Mariner John on Sep 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave stop lying.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
THROW IT DOWN THE MIDDLE DICKEY, IF THEY SCORE ENOUGH RUNS K-ROD CANNOT GET A SAVE!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
we are dumb.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
that's not even words
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
go drink.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You need about eight hours head start on me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh be nice.
He needs to write in his journal.
I'm working my mean.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Underhand it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hey, Mickolio's pitching for the Orioles.
Remember him…..?
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by .Taylor on Sep 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
THEY NEED ONE MORE RUN!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Christ whose idea was Lopez at first
Jesus he sucks and I wish he would just go away
hmmm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Mariano Rivera came close in 2004 as well.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hoffman saved 53 in 1998.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The new number will be 60 or so
It’s hard to get that many chances.
I would bet it stands for a while unless someone purposefully sets out the break the recod.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The record I like is consecutive hits.
Something like 18 isn’t it? I suddenly can’t remember and cannot locate it.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
The homerun record stood for three years
It was almost borken a bunch of times before McGwire did it.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not the home team.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If Valbuena swings I'm throwing things.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Come on Wlad, go deep.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
at least Dave has something to get excited about.
unfortunately not our team.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
zso angels fans make stupid rhymes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I don't think you get an rbi for it either.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Really? I wasn't sure, but leaning towards no rbi.
I’m probably thinking double play with runner scoring.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
God I love RBI's. So many technicalities, so very very important.
How did Ted Williams ever hit over .400 without sacrifices.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
what.
no, never mind.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
caution wizard cops
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh.. incomplete thought.
Just thinking how different things don’t count as a plate appearance anymore, and still add up for a hitter. Like sacrifices, whether or not they score an RBI.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
In the 8th.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
F-Rod Rizz?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Goddamnit.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
ok we get it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
I am not impressed by your record.
Fuck you K-Rod.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Ichiro should of stabbed him as he ran by.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Sep 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
have.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Not when the word goes in the middle of the sentence.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We've already established tonight that I'm usually right.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What good ARE you?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
JJ wouldn't start doing fucking interpretive dance on the mound
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
they are a lame stat
but come on, you guys used to get pretty excited every time JJ came out last year
Because JJ was in the midst of an impressive season, saves excluded.
This is the worst season of Francisco Rodriguez’s career.
Is the worst by !RA standards, second worst by tRA standards
It’s really a tossup
This needs to be carved into a desk somewhere.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
don't get me wrong, not trying to start an argument
i would rather talk to you guys, everyone on HH is too exicited
Your uncapitalization.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No we're too cynical.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the most perfect way imaginable the saves record could be broken.
You have to be able to appreciate that.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We can't get along with each other even.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
this should earn the box.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
as should this damn it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I get a little tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And I need you more tonight
I need you Morrow than ever.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I though it would be innovative to re-work
Total Eclipse of the ******t a bit.
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Already happened.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This gamethread has been one awful JI-Nola-Fogel inside joke thread.
by BrianL on Sep 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not completely no.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
With the occasional Robert thrown in.
Either way I’ll be avoiding the game threads for a little while. Toodles.
Uh
a. I got here during the 8th inning
b. I’m still a little angry at you for suggesting the Bears can’t get by on defense and special teams alone (they can and they will)
I'll give you a hint
It’s not a total eclipse of the heart
Big whoop.
I’m perfectly happy with that trade.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
You shouldn't be
Owings is a good pitcher.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't care. Dunn did his job.
And I’m also fine with next years rotation of Webb-Haren-RJ-Davis-Scherzer
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Pitching depth for 5 years > Dunn for half a year.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Still don't care. We still have some depth if need be.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Ok, but you're wrong, regardless of whether you care or not.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to state a fact to be wrong.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
You are wrong to be happy about it
by Graham MacAree on Sep 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, whatever.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The weather too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops.
I’d plead confusion but that probably wouldn’t sound right.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 14, 2008 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
no
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever turned off the K-Rod gifs, I owe you a beer.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Make sure it's a quality brew.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If it was you, you pick the drink I'll pick up the tab!
Not like you won’t ever be in town again, I hear hurricanes sometimes hit the Gulf, like trains sometimes run on the tracks. Or something.
Maybe lay off the syntax and kick some non-header-on-gif ass for a couple days? Just a polite request.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I am persnickity about everything that causes me to not be able to read well.
And I’ve been wanting to kick ass about many things for awhile.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I still se 'em even after reload
I understand nuking the top three, but what wrong with the bottom two?
by JI on Sep 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh weird, they were all gone when I rebooted and logged back in!
I’m waiting on a pile of memory coming via Fed-Ex shortly.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Larry Stone interview on the postgame radio.
If anybody is interested.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Apologies.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 14, 2008 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the Mariners will make Morrow closer next year to try and break the saves record?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
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