9/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2
If it hadn't been for Morrow being so awesome last week then I would probably be thrilled right now.
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Oh so funny.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Adorable.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF IS IT WITH THE ANGELS AND PUSSY HITS?!
MOTHERFUCERKS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Valbuena to LaHair
This sounds like a fun future combo for the Mariners
YEAH HOW ABOUT PUSSY DP YOU BASTARDS
AND I AINT TALKING DOUBLE PENETRATION.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
HOW DARE YOU SCORE OFF OUR PHENOM YOU WANKERS
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Easy, easy!
You don’t need to make up for all the GTE we haven’t infused into the game threads this year.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I WANT 9IP 0 H 0 BB 22 SO from Morrow, nothing more, nothing less.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=17946
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
God I used to play that for days straight.
I like how it’s called Bullpen Blast, yet the entire point of the game is to never use the bullpen.
I have thrown two perfect games in countless thousand attempts
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I just remembered I only have laptops at home and no mouse.
This will have to wait until a really slow day at work. But I will do it.
He has one and I always bean him trying
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
JEFF YOU ARE SO FUNNY I COULD KISS YOU.
I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY [NORMAL] FRIEND ABOUT THIS BLOG TONIGHT, BUT HE REALLY WASNT INTERESTED, HIS LOSS.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
You still care enough to suggest that the Cards have a chance
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pretending that depite a win putting us 3 back
that Felipe Lopez wasn’t our 5 hitter
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni's face is telling me "hey baby hop on"
and Jose is like “uh yeah bitch get the fuck on this bike”
Since everyone else is ass kissing tonight...
My birthday is a mere 30 minutes away.
So pucker up.
How has Morrow pitched tonight?
I am not capable of analysis right now,. Please enlighten me.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
If this represents a bad Morrow start,
I would wet myself.
I didn't even know what to expect
I don’t think I had any expectations. Only questions.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
First time in a while Gary's looked like he knows how to play the OF.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Hey Brandon, have you notice that joint these hitters have about halfway between their belt and the earth?
Try pitching around that area.
YET AN OTHER MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY HIT
I WISH I SUPPORTED THE A’S INSTEAD OF THE M’S/
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Actually if our shortstop had the range of a Daisy Air Rifle that would have been caught.
It’s called “diving for the ball” Yuni. It won’t damage your stomach…promise.
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
Hey EM
It is late in a lost season, calm down…
Its been a big day;
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Quiet you.
EM can do as he pleases after giving us “FUCK MY PUSSY!”
you haven't given up yet?
Favor the Bold
Baseball is the best game ever.
You Americans are so lucky.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Oh yeah, Johjima is so much better than Jeffie.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
KENJI IS PAID MILLIONS OF POUNDS PER YEAR TO DO THAT.
CLEMENT LESSONS?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
That's still good velocity, in top 10% of starters.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I like this options for home/away feeds.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Shut up Sims.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Calm down dawg
Chilllllll Winston.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You're scaring Fogel.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for the bit about "Pillowpants".
That is better than anything else Kevin Smith has ever written.
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
THE DODGERS ARE NOT A GOOD BASEBALL TEAMS SIMS! TORRE HAS DONE NOTHING! THE YANKEES ARE BETTER!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Demanding man,.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff that post yesterdat was awesome.
Don’t ever die.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Based on a sample size of nearly 23 years I'm never going to
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Small sample size?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd much rather have Milwaukee win the wildcard than the Astros.
Ed Wade doesn’t need validation.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I hope the Cubs and Red Sox both capitulate.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
In a fashion.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't been in an EnglishMariner thread for a while
So it was kind of a shock.
PEOPLE WHO GET OUT LIKE THAT SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THAT WAS NEVER A FUCKING STRIKE PILLOCK.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
CMON YUNI PUT IT UP THEIR ARSE, MAKE THEM BLEED.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Look I am on a delayed feed ... DONT...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
YUNI YOU CAN EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT
by chinn on Sep 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
This is my favorite game thread in months
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL POP UP RATHER THAN WIN YOU FUCKING OVERPAID FAT FUCK?!
GO AND HANG AROUND WITH FELLOW FAT FUCK CARLOS SILVA YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
OH HEY ITS 5AM AND MORROW IS GONE, MAYBE I WILL NOW FUCKING SLEEP
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Doesn't sound like it.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
YET AN OTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROUNDBALL PUSSY FUCKING HIT?!?!?!?
OH HEY WELCOME TO LA WE LOVE TO FUCKINHG DEUHDEHEDHHEIIU
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I HATE THE ANGELS AND THEIR PUSSY HITS
I WISH SOME HOOLIGANS WOULD INVADE ANAHEIM/.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Uh
That would be like the French invading Paris
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Worse than holyfuckthatwasamazing.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not be bummed about Morrow.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Our future is a bleak one
None of our young players will pan out and we will be stuck with dead weight for years to come
No.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean for purposes of evaluating Morrow today
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok that's allowed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Raul making the easy look impossible.
Since 2004.
Favor the Bold
That's the other new service MLB.com is providing its subscribers
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Vegas.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Vegas is a tricky little bitch that way.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We could load the bases
and he could get a save with a five run lead
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That's true
but then it’s unlikely he’d pitch again tomorrow
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love to see him get the record breaking save
in a situation just like this where he throws 1 pitch.
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
girls punched in the stomach
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This makes me feel better about my life
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This worries me a bit.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant the part of it not being a deterrent.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ms Jeff already gave RRS her stamp of approval this afternoon
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It would bring him closer to you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one strange orgy.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It took her that long?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
She only today found out about the goggles
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a helpful factor.
I’d be happy to share with her your post about the blender.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
She read that and several other old threads today as well
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if reading the archives would raise or lower her opinion of me.
Have I said anything in the past that could make it go lower than I already made it?
Have you said anything, or has she read anything?
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could remember.
Since apparently I’m missing like 3 hours from that night.
Good enough for me.
Can I send her a fruit basket?
If the minions really want to make you happy, they'd have tried to send you a beer basket
like I did.
And there's the sitcom.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Your Mountain Dew requirements would require too much expendible income.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've already laid this out with Graham earlier today.
Robert has to pay the $200/month pet fee + is responsible for his Mt. Dew expenses.
Does he have to tone down his screams about the Seahawks?
Please?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I checked with a lawyer,
putting an anti-bark collar on him would be considered “inhumane”.
Who's going to tell?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting to sleep through the night.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy waking up to him screaming plays at you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert arises surprisingly early.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent.
And do you want the warnings again?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
*twenty feet away.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Show her the thread in which you give your opinions on women being hit over the head.
Because it’s cheaper than buying them drinks.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You must have yourself one special lady
because I can’t make head or tails of that thing.
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How does it feel to date someone smarter than you?
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
See Jeff's comment for better response.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually, yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That thread won't be begetting much tail.
That’s for sure.
Garett Anderson is the greatest Angel of them all Dave?
Yeah, sorry Vlad.
Tim Salmon wants to know what the hell Dave's thinking.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
MLB.tv is broker than Yuni after a trip to the Bisquick factory
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
During a month in which we are to evaluate our young players we had Morrow intentionally walk Vlad and removed Thomas after two batters
He could end up being an excellent plahair
by Dewey N on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
Bye.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Or not.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fickle favoritist.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Graham! (Wherever you are)
Corco told me to say (I didn’t want to) “Corco willl go relieve himself on the front lawn of Buckingham Palace if you don’t unban all of his usernames right now!”
"Hole in one, eh?"
I don't understand why Corco believes himself to be threatening.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Unlike whiskey and green tea
this combination does not mask the worse parts of each. It in fact is like wasabi and clams.
The Jager is the key to a truly dangerous drink.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what you're calling it?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm imagining a scenario where Corco has Coach held hostage somehow.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Not as good as the
Matthew/ Graham/ Robert/ Nola sitcom where JI is a recurring character
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind that sounds like a Seinfeld ripoff
and no one will think Robert is real
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is tragic.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is we've talked about this several times
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Episode one is where Robert fucks up EtatCorner
because Matthew was stupid enough to entrust him with working on the site
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pears?
Is this the one where he locks himself in his room?
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
While I like jokes that two people get
I want to get it down to jokes where just person telling the joke gets it. That would be the ultimate
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I do that all the time.
Where have you been?
You should hang out with me sometime.
It’s pretty much my life.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job Coach, I actually chuckled.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
THIS IS ONLY THE SEVENTH?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
YES.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That muffin sure worked wonders on you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God, I didn't think "webinar" was an actually used word.
The first person to say that word in front of me gets their face used to make a pencil disappear.
Some old guy was twittering on his iPhone at the BRMC concert.
I wish Jeff was there.
That made me want to take his phone and use it as a little bell
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I would've Alferd Packered the shit out of him
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I would’ve been too engrossed in the music to act.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They led with 666/Berlin/Weapon/Easy Way
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I asploded from awesome.
(Not totally a joke)
I actually really enjoyed Heart+Soul
But god dammit I hate waiting for Lien/Rose/Weight and not having them appear. Why are my favourite songs nobody else’s?
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds similar to the MSN video and I am okay with that
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The London show was better, but not by much
And I guess this time he didn’t touch me so that was lame.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
See, this is what I mean.
I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
This game thread really does belong in June, doesn't it
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care, I was just referring to musical tastes.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I just paid $90 for a Metallica ticket
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That concert will be markedly worse than the one you paid $20 for.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes but they don't make $20 Metallica concerts
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
More than likely.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I figure I have to see them once
I’m still waiting for Rammstein
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rammstein has IMO always been kinda of hit and miss.
But when they hit, it’s pretty good.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
You could see the best show I have ever seen 18 times for that.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I made my parents pay $100 to let me see the Who
Holy crap it was awesome
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I have paid a lot of money to see shows too, but the best ever cost $5.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The best beer I've ever had was provided for free but I'll still pay $200 for Sam Adams Utopias
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, was a comment about the ridiculousness of concert ticket prices more than anything else.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't imagine it will be worth $90 but I have to see them once and it's not like there's any alternative
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought $65 to sit in the upper deck of the Rose Garden
to see Springsteen was steep
by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
These tickets come with a free copy of Death Magnetic along with a free video recording of the show
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I paid $75 for four 7" records not too long ago.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, no pussy hit for Robb.
Also, stop tearing up the field, Ichiro!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I am paying attention to the baseball game.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Your comments about actually wanting to watch baseball are contradicted by comments such as these.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the noises the TV makes.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Soothing?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose it wouldn't do any good to point out that he was also DH. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
What the hell.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
The only way "fan appreciation night" could possibly make it up to the fans at this point
Would be to execute Carlos Silva by firing squad on the field.
BWHAHAHA
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 12, 2008 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Impossible.
The only way to kill Carlos Silva is to do what John Doe did to the fat guy near the beginning of Se7en.
"Hole in one, eh?"
All the better.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow's XKCD has no alt-text.
My life feels incomplete.
Would Scioscia pitch Rodriguez three nights in a row?
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
For sure
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
by Carl Johnson on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't ever ever ever root for/take joy in injuries.
I will make an exception here.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. Whatever. He's going to get the record. He's going to sign an insane contract.
He’s not going to be anywhere near worth it. I don’t see a downside here.
Woah, seriously?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He once estimated that Jose Vidro must see nine pitches per plate appearance
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember this.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 12, 2008 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions
STOP IT
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Oh not you Adrian.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't mind if Frankie got 9/11'd
Screw an entire skyscraper, learn to aim better terrorists.
58 will be more dramatic
there’s no glory in ties
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody needs to make a stink about celebrating on 9/11
by Robert on Sep 11, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Where's butthol when you need him?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 11, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This may be the first time ever that I've seen you do something responsible, Robert!
‘Course, maybe I shouldn’t say anything.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 11, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
September 1
9:52pm
Will
Hey Robert!
September 2
2:00pm
Will
ROBERT!
September 4
8:52pm
Will
ROBERT!
September 6
11:52pm
Will
Seahawks woo?
Today
9:16pm
Will wrote on Michael Peters’s wall.
9:17pm
Will
Robert? :(:(
9:18pm
Robert
yes?
9:18pm
Will
Finally!
What are you saying? ;)
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Sep 11, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

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