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Around SBN: 2012 Africa Cup Of Nations Final

9/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

If it hadn't been for Morrow being so awesome last week then I would probably be thrilled right now.

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Valbuena to LaHair

This sounds like a fun future combo for the Mariners

by Dewey N on Sep 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH HOW ABOUT PUSSY DP YOU BASTARDS

AND I AINT TALKING DOUBLE PENETRATION.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I WANT 9IP 0 H 0 BB 22 SO from Morrow, nothing more, nothing less.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

JEFF YOU ARE SO FUNNY I COULD KISS YOU.

I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY [NORMAL] FRIEND ABOUT THIS BLOG TONIGHT, BUT HE REALLY WASNT INTERESTED, HIS LOSS.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I will cool down now.

Sorry.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Since everyone else is ass kissing tonight...

My birthday is a mere 30 minutes away.

So pucker up.

by Slica on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER A STRIKE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY GOD, WHY?!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit!

its only his second start its only his second start….

by Smith18 on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YET AN OTHER MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY HIT

I WISH I SUPPORTED THE A’S INSTEAD OF THE M’S/

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually if our shortstop had the range of a Daisy Air Rifle that would have been caught.

It’s called “diving for the ball” Yuni. It won’t damage your stomach…promise.

"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian

by kzuudj on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the xtra swings, Kenji.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is the best game ever.

You Americans are so lucky.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KENJI IS PAID MILLIONS OF POUNDS PER YEAR TO DO THAT.

CLEMENT LESSONS?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm

Jeffie is back! (in spirit)

by Smith18 on Sep 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Sims.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down dawg

Chilllllll Winston.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE DODGERS ARE NOT A GOOD BASEBALL TEAMS SIMS! TORRE HAS DONE NOTHING! THE YANKEES ARE BETTER!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty

"Sit down and watch the game!" www.StopTheWave.com

by ConorGlassey on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARSE OUT.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd much rather have Milwaukee win the wildcard than the Astros.

Ed Wade doesn’t need validation.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the Cubs and Red Sox both capitulate.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WHY WHY YOU WANKER?!?!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PEOPLE WHO GET OUT LIKE THAT SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HEY STRIKE?!?!?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good patience fromYuni so far...

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL POP UP RATHER THAN WIN YOU FUCKING OVERPAID FAT FUCK?!

GO AND HANG AROUND WITH FELLOW FAT FUCK CARLOS SILVA YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YET AN OTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROUNDBALL PUSSY FUCKING HIT?!?!?!?

OH HEY WELCOME TO LA WE LOVE TO FUCKINHG DEUHDEHEDHHEIIU

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RAUL FOR LF 2014

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OK FT, BED TIME.

BYE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst hit ever.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.
girls punched in the stomach

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This worries me a bit.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the part of it not being a deterrent.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took her that long?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a helpful factor.

I’d be happy to share with her your post about the blender.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if reading the archives would raise or lower her opinion of me.

Have I said anything in the past that could make it go lower than I already made it?

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could remember.

Since apparently I’m missing like 3 hours from that night.

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good enough for me.

Can I send her a fruit basket?

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there's the sitcom.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've already laid this out with Graham earlier today.

Robert has to pay the $200/month pet fee + is responsible for his Mt. Dew expenses.

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have to tone down his screams about the Seahawks?

Please?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked with a lawyer,

putting an anti-bark collar on him would be considered “inhumane”.

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's going to tell?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting to sleep through the night.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show her the thread in which you give your opinions on women being hit over the head.

Because it’s cheaper than buying them drinks.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Graham! (Wherever you are)

Corco told me to say (I didn’t want to) “Corco willl go relieve himself on the front lawn of Buckingham Palace if you don’t unban all of his usernames right now!”

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm imagining a scenario where Corco has Coach held hostage somehow.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as good as the

Matthew/ Graham/ Robert/ Nola sitcom where JI is a recurring character

by JI on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is tragic.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Coach, I actually chuckled.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God, I didn't think "webinar" was an actually used word.

The first person to say that word in front of me gets their face used to make a pencil disappear.

by Crystal for DH on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I would’ve been too engrossed in the music to act.

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually really enjoyed Heart+Soul

But god dammit I hate waiting for Lien/Rose/Weight and not having them appear. Why are my favourite songs nobody else’s?

by Graham MacAree on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is what I mean.

I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care, I was just referring to musical tastes.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than likely.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rammstein has IMO always been kinda of hit and miss.

But when they hit, it’s pretty good.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, no pussy hit for Robb.

Also, stop tearing up the field, Ichiro!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it Speier. -_-

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to be anticlimactic, Scotty.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Laughing my ****ing ASS off. XD

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP IT

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh not you Adrian.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GB-LD-LD

classic Frankie 2008 save.

by Matthew on Sep 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 11, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Told ya. :)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Sep 11, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

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