Life Is Fair

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 10, 2008 6:07 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

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Jake Woods' next paycheck will be worth about twenty thousand dollars.

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The independent leagues pay that much?

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 10, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

He has been pitching like absolute death to rallies, hasn't he?

Did he learn a 2nd pitch or something?

by Gomez on Sep 10, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He learned how to throw strikes overnight

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 10, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm still happy he doesn't play for us

by Graham MacAree on Sep 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Because if he did he'd still suck

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 10, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Thorton terrifies me. He's awesome.

Tools Whore

Sign Bonds!

by Tyler on Sep 10, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I like that almost all of our September callups are nonprospects

by Dewey N on Sep 10, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

This is a lie

by Robert on Sep 10, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Where do you get that idea?

Rookies struggle others don’t and those are your ROY people.

by Slurvey on Sep 10, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Jake Woods is not a rookie

by Gomez on Sep 10, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think you'll last long around here

by Graham MacAree on Sep 10, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, he's made it a day so far.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 10, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Was that supposed to be humor?

by .Taylor on Sep 10, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

No. He registred for the site 9/9.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 10, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions

What does this even mean?

by Matthew on Sep 10, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Good question

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you?

Don’t shit in your hat and call it a donut?

I have no clue.

by OlSalty on Sep 10, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

That's true, you need to specify that it's a chocolate donut

by seattlebruin on Sep 11, 2008 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Is he referring to Jeff’s post? I’m assuming so since it isn’t a reply to anything else. In that case, is he asking where Jeff got the idea that life is fair? Is he referring to the fact that Mystic Tan sucks? Who knows.

“Rookies struggle others don’t”

Perhaps a comma and a period would clear this up here:Rookies struggle, others don’t. Here he may be subscribing to the whole “BUT THE VETERANS1!” crap. But as Gomez pointed out, Woods is not a rookie.

“And those are your ROY people”

Is he again referring to Woods(see above)? Is he saying that Woods is a possible Rookie of the Year candidate? Is he referring to the new posters here at LL?

Bottom line:What the fuck?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 10, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions