9/1: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 4:25 PM PDT
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Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers, Sep 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
The only thing slower than waiting for September to arrive is waiting for September to end.
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At least I can take comfort in knowing that Joel and Ryan Franklin
single handedly cost their team a playoff spot.
…oh wait
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was under the impression that he was done for the season.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Adam.
Way to come off the DL and rub it in some more.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly because I root against ours
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm perfectly fine and he's well enough to fly
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not well enough to get on the right bus afterwards >:(
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, even I was able to do that.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be sure to let Ms Jeff's roommates know you're alive
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am appreciative of their hospitality.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boom boom with the bridesmaid?
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This explains nonsensical messages.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My messages were completely sensical.
I cannot say the same about the ones I was receiving.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is 90% of the reason I still root for him like crazy.
I want it to hurt.
by Teej on Sep 1, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much longer till Tui Time (tm)?
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok
We will have plenty of time to enjoy it.
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody will enjoy it because he is a terrible player and will amount to nothing
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.Tuiasosopoforthird.com
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does not exist because nobody cares enough
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
spell it right*
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe his name shouldn't be so long, Polish, and gay
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Somalian Fagwell.
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm positive this will be a low scoring game
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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* Bleeding Blue & Teal
* Caffeinated Confines
* Detectovision
* Evening Perambulations
* Geoff Baker’s Blog
* Hardball Review
* John Hickey’s Blog
* L43 (old)
* Marinerds
* Mariner Housewife
* Mariner Minors
* Mariner Moose
* Mariner Nation
* Mariners Analysis
* Mariners Morsels
* Mariners Revolution
* Mariner World
* News Tribune Blog
* Nice Guys Finish Third
* PI Blog
* Prospect Insider
* Rattler Radio
* SeaTown Sports
* Seattle Sports Maniac
* Sports & Bremertonians
* Stop The Wave
* Tatonka
* USS Mariner
* Yesterday’s Pants
* Yuniform
Do these sites still exist anymore?
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been a hard year for the Blogosphere
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nationals have won 7 in a row.
I see the future. I see cake.
by Blicks on Sep 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've become a fan.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How drained he is from the grind down low."
Oh my, Dave.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No doubt about it
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Mariner boycott extends through tonight by the way
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It hurts me to see what this team has done to you.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I even managed to enjoy a Padres game yesterday
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad that I never have to see another one.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We play them six times every year
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you, Matthew, and Graham had some sort of suicide pact going.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My life away from the Mariners is perfectly satisfying
I’m only interested in killing the part of my brain that pays attention to baseball.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just give Hoffman 6 BS, 2 wins, a 3-3 record and call it good?
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not interested enough to continue this
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's from Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
MST3K movie, if I’m not mistaken.
by OlSalty on Sep 2, 2008 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell are you talking about?
We watched the Mariners on Sunday.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You two are so cute.
Like a bundle of carrots sitting in a grocery store.
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aha, the truth.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard an english person say aluminum for the first time the other day
and it was incredible
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never know what the hell is being said.
Aluminium.
What?
Aluminium.
HUH?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He thought it'd be a good idea to stuff firecrackers in his ears
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's like if Robert was a chubby black fellow.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the politically correct term is chubby Redguard
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people thought Oblivion based humor couldn't be done. They said that people wouldn't get it. Well fuck them I did it anyway
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may be the only person here who got that.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would commend you, but Oblivion was bad.
by joof on Sep 1, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrowind was better.
Oblivion had boring, bland environments, less depth, way more boring quests, boring guilds, and no sense of accomplishment.
by joof on Sep 1, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still wrong.
It may not have been as good as Morrowind, but it wasn’t bad.
by BrianL on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably just that I'm jaded.
I loved Morrowind, and Oblivion just sort of felt like a disappointment in comparison.
by joof on Sep 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aluminium sounds radioactive to me
And it makes me uncomfortable.
by OlSalty on Sep 2, 2008 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew is too busy trying to fly the plane.
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I should get full mod powers
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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Threaten to throw some of your fellow blogmates into a wall.
That’ll get you Baker’s endorsement.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't write any content
Jeff and Matthew and Graham would all be allowed to do that with their authoring power
I’d just be in charge of keeping the community intact
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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have so much respect for you if you sucked up to corco
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just do have it in me.
I’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was fast Yaydrian!
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre does it again!!!!
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should make it like the metrodome!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean use the ventilation system to aid our flyballs?
/Krueger
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like being able to actually watch the game and not be on lag KOMO mlb.tv time.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 3 more years of Kenji
Yay.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He may be drinking
I don’t blame him.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how he was outraged even before the ball made it to home.
So to recap: Dave can call an overthrow from center field to home plate, but can’t decipher a pop-out to SS from a home run.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
September 1 callups are my favorite part of the season.
too bad no video game has an accurate 40 man roster sysyem.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 1, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to Texas, finding Lewin and Grieve, and cutting off their damn heads with a butter knife.
by chinn on Sep 1, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like they would be able to stop you before you pierced the skin
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if it were a plastic knife.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's Mummy's take on wire coat hangers?
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear Lewin calls a great Chargers game.
no, money down!
by oc on Sep 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, we have three innings worth of care in us.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is playing second fiddle tot he ST TNG marathon.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I may go back to America's Next Top Model Marathon.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might as well go watch more Firefly.
But I’m busy right now logging my beers from the weekend.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have some sort of chart?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to watch Serenity with no prior knowledge of Firefly and it turned out to be the most confusing and worst movie ever
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whereas if you watch it after Firefly it becomes a movie of badassness.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of stupid to limit your audience like that though
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot speak to if your assertion is valid since I waited to watch the movie.
Also, fuck you Fox.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well obviously
But I had no idea that the movie was even connected to a TV show and I felt like I was just being dropped into the middle of something. It would probably be better a second time but it was just boring because I felt like I was expected to care about characters I was supposed to know about
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try watching 2010 without any prior knowledge of 2001.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you watch 2001 at all?
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
99.8% of books are.
Not a fair comparison in my book.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not having read the novel, I can't say for sure,
but I’m pretty sure this is true.
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh man, nice.
something worth watching.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UCLA/Tennessee game...go pac-10
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Rangers..stop sucking.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva is on the mound.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Silva is looking more fat
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conservation of Mass.
Silva is stealing all the matter, so Yuni had to shrink.
by joof on Sep 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but Silva wasn't even in the frame as we were on offense.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Optical illusion..you got used to such a fat person.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really fat always makes sort of fat look thin
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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the sort of fat is still like a 7 right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wondered the same.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what a rookie with a fully functioning brain stem tends to do
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey NOLA,
Early news outta New Orleans is very positive. Two levees had breaches, but both were patched up and ready to go in record time.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Sep 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the Industrial Canal flooded a portion of the upper ninth,but my neighborhood is ok I hear.
So now I just get to chill in Seattle til next week.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey NOLA, if you need a place to stay
My house will be empty from Thursday – Sunday. You’re welcome to it.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
by royalcurve on Sep 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! Is it in actual Seattle?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. It's 10 minutes from downtown on the bus
(Routes 14 or 7) in the Mt Baker neighborhood, near Beacon Hill and Columbia City.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
by royalcurve on Sep 1, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curse you, Ichiro.
Curse you and your ability to field competently.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a fun at bat.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoopeechiro
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton = Baseball Cyborg
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will make a PSA about Crack Coacaine and it will star him and his superhuman abilities
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be nothing compared to my Mountain Dew commercial comparing you to a hummingbird
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems about right.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will get you thrown out of public office.
no, money down!
by oc on Sep 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, if Silva doesn't get out of this and go one more inning he won't get a quality start.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What will Geoff Baker do?
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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll tell us that it wasn't Silva's fault
He’ll blame the offense
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Applaud Silva for pitching through another bout of sucktitis.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And since Silva will say he's still injured,
That will be applauded, too. Because he’s a tough guy. CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it hard to believe that Yuni has 30 doubles this year
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN IT.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit. Teagarden.
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Silva is clearly still injured.
Or needs to adjust his glove position.
Or throw his splitter more.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about a cutter?
He should throw a cutter.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's a natural lefty, and has been fooled into pitching wrong-handed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's the Silva we all know and love
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO! NO! NO!
Leave him in. I’m enjoying it.
/Silva time baby.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see Yuni grab him by the neck
and throw him against a wall
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni's weapon of choice is the joy buzzer
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, his favorite weapon is the sandwich.
Followed by the milkshake and the ice cream.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I would like to win
watching Silva getting kicked in the nuts in pretty enjoyable.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then good news!
You have three more years of enjoyment.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck how did a person named Teagarden even get to the majors
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Start working on those anagrams!
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubby Clap..did he ever make it?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Silva was serving some noodles and sauce with those meatballs.
3 more years! 3 more years! Yes he can! Yes he can!
Shoot me.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow..Craft is a terrible quarterback for UCLA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre is trying fulfill my hopes for him.
Now you just need to extend your contract Adrian.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good luck with that
When was the last time the front office did something you liked?
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong overlord.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's doing it just for you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he deserves it because of the contract
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
It’s not his fault they gave him a ton of money.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need someone we can blame daily for that contract
That’s where he comes in
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so .250/.300/.350
is somewhat poor for a DH
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not disputing that.
All I’m saying is that he’s been fairly unlucky this season.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad the Mariners realized he's been unlucky and still extended him.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, as (not) fun as this game is, I'm outta here. Back to work (Boo 12 hour day on Labor Day)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Sep 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd really like Silva to get the loss though
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why? Why always?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if we get all the new guys in there and have Burke, Ichiro and Tuglett pitch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better here than on CST.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Central Standard Time.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whereas I am not.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They abandoned daylight time for one day only?
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give up today. One hour of sleep does not make a good posting NOLA.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're on CDT
CST = MDT
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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want a win!!
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Beltre gets to 30 HRs will everyone cut him a fucking break?
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably not.
The only way he could have caught a break is to have reproduced his 2004 season throughout the duration of his contract.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want him to go merangue dancing with me.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am too lazy to look it up, but I was not about to write about a frothy whipped topping again.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave mummy alone she's been through alot
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's for sure. Delayed hangovers don't help.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Robert didn't bite me.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 99.9% certain.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan to find him at his Issaquah bar hangout and convince him to take me dancing.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're going to tie this game at least
But hanging Silva with a 15th loss would be funny though.
by ThundaPC on Sep 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want Ichiro to get his slugging percentage over 4 before the season ends.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad: .200/.249/.359
and he’s not even the worst hitter ni the lineup.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JI, I have no idea what your avatar is supposed to be, but it's lovable.
B.J. Upton's new nickname = "Laggard McShambleslow"
by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up?
I see Carlos Silva is still wretched. Is he gonna have to choke a bitch after the game tonight?
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would only be funny if I could hear Robert discussing her moves
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another double? What the fuck Yuni
You can’t keep doing this
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, I need to walk away more often.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian, you are glorious!
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two singles, a double, and a home run.
Thank you, Mr. Beltre.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't work as well.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arias doing his Roger Dorn impersonation.
no, money down!
by oc on Sep 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laugh at the inability of either of my teams to fucking lose when it suddenly counts.
Fuck you M’s, fuck you Nats.
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Padres are going to end up with the first pick.
by Matthew on Sep 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's just as well. I hear Strasburg wants to play for SD, and wouldn't sign for either WAS or SEA.
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What on earth?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even worse, the Padres are currently losing. DAMMIT.
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bahaha what the fuck is going on in this game
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy the humor.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That always makes me happy for some reason.
I think I’m a prick.
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, the more I see it repeat, the more I get sympathy pains.
Oof.
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Never slide into first! You might get hurt."
-K. Lofton
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how I get up to fix dinner and we score.
The M’s have scored five runs after I’ve gotten up to do something.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what happened to me also.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kill him Ichiro
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Offensive Substitution:
Pinch runner The Tugboat replaces The Tank.
by ThundaPC on Sep 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still want to see Ichiro ejected after he gets rung up.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't even try to argue anymore..he's throwing in the towel.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Edgar the last Mariner to get ejected from a game in the Kingdome?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do have a link to suggest so
here. However, retrosheet doesn’t note it.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right before 9/11 if i remember correctly
The pitcher a “WTF” look on his face.
by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't see that every day.
Ichiro K looking on 3 pitches.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except that last pitch wasn't a strike.
And the second one was borderline.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, what the hell is going on?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's real...
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sign him to an extension!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha!
Texas pitching sucks.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"He's a glove guy that will absolutely swing the bat!"
-Lewin and his lackey
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni has two doubles and a homerun so far
Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t spend his free time picking bugs out of his teammates’s hair
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Sep 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYdran!
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian.
Rulez
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Sep 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CYCLLLLLEEEE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why, but that cycle felt inevitable.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre had no idea what he did
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It didn't seem like Beltre knew he hit for the cycle. Was questioning Perlozzo and the ump at 3rd.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, Tuglett?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Other than the fact we're probably going to win this game
I think we can be pleased with the outcome.
Carlos Silva gets shelled
Ichiro gets another hit
King Awesome goes crazy
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Red scares him.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre hitting for the cycle
is worth coming back to game threads for.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to see the WE graph for this game.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should PH Clement to end the rally.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you enjoy riling people up?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't being serious..
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would have thought Cairo knew that pitch was coming.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Sep 1, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, fun baseball.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is a standup guy for refusing to pad his stats.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck is Green out for another inning!?
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody's proud that he knows the word "whom"
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still think Cristian Guzman's cycle last week was cooler, because what the fuck?
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by esoteric on Sep 1, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, if Yuni does what Beltre just did...
…would we call it a…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Sep 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's...
that’s like dentist humor.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a shame it had to be garden instead of something involving the word 'bag'.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like his cousin, Douchegarden?
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by PositivePaul on Sep 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have someone named Justin Thomas on our team?
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just up, no?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can anyone tell me why,
on a day that rosters swell with untested minor league arms and the score is in the double digits, does Sean Green pitch three innings? I can’t believe it.
Also, I’m glad there no picture for Justin Thomas because I have a feeling I’ll never see his face in the bigs.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All I saw was the back of his head and it looked pretty douchey
by Fogel on Sep 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I saw was a 88mph fastball
from a reliever. Marlon Byrd must feel like shit right about now.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 1, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, I say, Yaydrian.
Thanks for making baseball fun again, Adrian.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, this is probably the only legitimate cycle a Mariner has ever hit.
Alex got his single on a little flair, Olerud got a bullpen-aided triple, and Buhner got a Kingdome funny-bounce triple.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I ♥ Dave Sims
That was an enjoyable call.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sliva shelled, Beltre cycle, Ms win
Life is good
by IceStormV1 on Sep 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awww...Yea!
4-game winning streak. First time since sometime last year!
Oh hey, we’re in 3rd place for the race for that one guy and we’ve been officially eliminated from playoff contention.
But BELTRE HITS FOR THE CYCLE! GIANT WIN!
by ThundaPC on Sep 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First time since 2003!
That can’t be right, but that meme hasn’t been played in a while.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre hit for the cycle?
Fuckkkkk why did I have to miss this game
by OlSalty on Sep 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm kind of concerned about Jeff right now.
Talk about a lousy game to miss.
by BrianL on Sep 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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