9/1: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 4:25 PM PDT
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The only thing slower than waiting for September to arrive is waiting for September to end.
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At least I can take comfort in knowing that Joel and Ryan Franklin
single handedly cost their team a playoff spot.
…oh wait
Fuck you Adam.
Way to come off the DL and rub it in some more.
I'm perfectly fine and he's well enough to fly
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon, even I was able to do that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be sure to let Ms Jeff's roommates know you're alive
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Boom boom with the bridesmaid?
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This explains nonsensical messages.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My messages were completely sensical.
I cannot say the same about the ones I was receiving.
How much longer till Tui Time (tm)?
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It's ok
We will have plenty of time to enjoy it.
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It's Somalian Fagwell.
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by Robert on Sep 1, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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* Bleeding Blue & Teal
* Caffeinated Confines
* Detectovision
* Evening Perambulations
* Geoff Baker’s Blog
* Hardball Review
* John Hickey’s Blog
* L43 (old)
* Marinerds
* Mariner Housewife
* Mariner Minors
* Mariner Moose
* Mariner Nation
* Mariners Analysis
* Mariners Morsels
* Mariners Revolution
* Mariner World
* News Tribune Blog
* Nice Guys Finish Third
* PI Blog
* Prospect Insider
* Rattler Radio
* SeaTown Sports
* Seattle Sports Maniac
* Sports & Bremertonians
* Stop The Wave
* Tatonka
* USS Mariner
* Yesterday’s Pants
* Yuniform
Do these sites still exist anymore?
This has been a hard year for the Blogosphere
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I've become a fan.
I fucking hate you Mariners
"How drained he is from the grind down low."
Oh my, Dave.
No doubt about it
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
I even managed to enjoy a Padres game yesterday
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My life away from the Mariners is perfectly satisfying
I’m only interested in killing the part of my brain that pays attention to baseball.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 1, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell are you talking about?
We watched the Mariners on Sunday.
Aha, the truth.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard an english person say aluminum for the first time the other day
and it was incredible
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I never know what the hell is being said.
Aluminium.
What?
Aluminium.
HUH?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He thought it'd be a good idea to stuff firecrackers in his ears
by Dewey N on Sep 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Morrowind was better.
Oblivion had boring, bland environments, less depth, way more boring quests, boring guilds, and no sense of accomplishment.
Still wrong.
It may not have been as good as Morrowind, but it wasn’t bad.
It's probably just that I'm jaded.
I loved Morrowind, and Oblivion just sort of felt like a disappointment in comparison.
Aluminium sounds radioactive to me
And it makes me uncomfortable.
This is why I should get full mod powers
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Um.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Threaten to throw some of your fellow blogmates into a wall.
That’ll get you Baker’s endorsement.
I wouldn't write any content
Jeff and Matthew and Graham would all be allowed to do that with their authoring power
I’d just be in charge of keeping the community intact
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I just do have it in me.
I’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
That was fast Yaydrian!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
I like being able to actually watch the game and not be on lag KOMO mlb.tv time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
Only 3 more years of Kenji
Yay.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
He may be drinking
I don’t blame him.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
I like how he was outraged even before the ball made it to home.
So to recap: Dave can call an overthrow from center field to home plate, but can’t decipher a pop-out to SS from a home run.
I fucking hate you Mariners
September 1 callups are my favorite part of the season.
too bad no video game has an accurate 40 man roster sysyem.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
Not if it were a plastic knife.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn straight.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Lewin calls a great Chargers game.
no, money down!
by oc on Sep 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is playing second fiddle tot he ST TNG marathon.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I may go back to America's Next Top Model Marathon.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I might as well go watch more Firefly.
But I’m busy right now logging my beers from the weekend.
You have some sort of chart?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well obviously
But I had no idea that the movie was even connected to a TV show and I felt like I was just being dropped into the middle of something. It would probably be better a second time but it was just boring because I felt like I was expected to care about characters I was supposed to know about
Not having read the novel, I can't say for sure,
but I’m pretty sure this is true.
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
oh man, nice.
something worth watching.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
UCLA/Tennessee game...go pac-10
I fucking hate you Mariners
Damn Rangers..stop sucking.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Silva is on the mound.
I fucking hate you Mariners
And Silva is looking more fat
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
Yeah but Silva wasn't even in the frame as we were on offense.
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Optical illusion..you got used to such a fat person.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Really fat always makes sort of fat look thin
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
But the sort of fat is still like a 7 right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wondered the same.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey NOLA,
Early news outta New Orleans is very positive. Two levees had breaches, but both were patched up and ready to go in record time.
Fear the NPE
Yeah, the Industrial Canal flooded a portion of the upper ninth,but my neighborhood is ok I hear.
So now I just get to chill in Seattle til next week.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey NOLA, if you need a place to stay
My house will be empty from Thursday – Sunday. You’re welcome to it.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
Thanks! Is it in actual Seattle?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. It's 10 minutes from downtown on the bus
(Routes 14 or 7) in the Mt Baker neighborhood, near Beacon Hill and Columbia City.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
Curse you, Ichiro.
Curse you and your ability to field competently.
That was a fun at bat.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Hamilton = Baseball Cyborg
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
This seems about right.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That will get you thrown out of public office.
no, money down!
by oc on Sep 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
What will Geoff Baker do?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
He'll tell us that it wasn't Silva's fault
He’ll blame the offense
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
And since Silva will say he's still injured,
That will be applauded, too. Because he’s a tough guy. CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
DAMN IT.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Carlos Silva is clearly still injured.
Or needs to adjust his glove position.
Or throw his splitter more.
What about a cutter?
He should throw a cutter.
Maybe he's a natural lefty, and has been fooled into pitching wrong-handed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
NO! NO! NO!
Leave him in. I’m enjoying it.
/Silva time baby.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
I would like to see Yuni grab him by the neck
and throw him against a wall
by JI on Sep 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No, his favorite weapon is the sandwich.
Followed by the milkshake and the ice cream.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Then good news!
You have three more years of enjoyment.
Start working on those anagrams!
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
Stubby Clap..did he ever make it?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I hope Silva was serving some noodles and sauce with those meatballs.
3 more years! 3 more years! Yes he can! Yes he can!
Shoot me.
Wow..Craft is a terrible quarterback for UCLA
I fucking hate you Mariners
Beltre is trying fulfill my hopes for him.
Now you just need to extend your contract Adrian.
Good luck with that
When was the last time the front office did something you liked?
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong overlord.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He's doing it just for you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
It’s not his fault they gave him a ton of money.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We need someone we can blame daily for that contract
That’s where he comes in
I'm not disputing that.
All I’m saying is that he’s been fairly unlucky this season.
I'm glad the Mariners realized he's been unlucky and still extended him.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, as (not) fun as this game is, I'm outta here. Back to work (Boo 12 hour day on Labor Day)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I'd really like Silva to get the loss though
I fucking hate you Mariners
Why? Why always?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if we get all the new guys in there and have Burke, Ichiro and Tuglett pitch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Better here than on CST.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Central Standard Time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Whereas I am not.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I give up today. One hour of sleep does not make a good posting NOLA.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're on CDT
CST = MDT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org
Probably not.
The only way he could have caught a break is to have reproduced his 2004 season throughout the duration of his contract.