8/9: Open Game Thread, Part 2
I love you Ryan.
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RRS!!!!! Bases loaded, whofuckingcares.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, basically, RRS is Jarrod Washburn before he became overpaid and couldn't hit 90 any more?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should dress like a 16 year old girl and wear pigtails?
by Graham on Aug 9, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much always.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's not enough Brett-Baiting here at LL.
by BrianL on Aug 9, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps because of the potential giant cuss-tastic response
by chinn on Aug 9, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more fun than Corco-baiting.
Only so many jokes about McCall, Strawberry Fanta and traffic are possible.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn can't throw a breaking ball for shit
I’d say RRS > Washburn
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn actually was OK for a few years. I remember him touching 92.
The Angels just realized he was about to be fantastically overpaid.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roughly, they're indeed similar, though with different approaches
Washburn locates better but he throws nothing but fastballs. RRS has more pitches but struggles more to locate it.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Jeff, what do you find sexier, brains or brawn?
This coming in response to your “[RRS] is smarter than Felix” comment.
by Wilder. on Aug 9, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pena's SwS% is 17% on offspeed stuff and 11% on heaters
Good boy, Ryan.
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking at replays of that at-bat, you can clearly see that RRS has that stat written on the inside of pitching hand.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS has the words "be sexier" tattooed on his left wrist
He likes to look at it and laugh because, how?
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edwin Jackson looks harmless in his profile picture
RA Dickey looks like a man you’d find frolicking naked in the woods
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With a tub full of drawn butter.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Dickey wears a kilt and carries a claymore in his spare time
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And by "the woods" you mean Burning Man
He is a bit pasty, yeah, but he doesn’t get out often.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a question
my hamster-powered lap top was struggling with the earlier game thread—think it was the high volume of comments? the high volume of graphics? The high volume of salty language and Hyphenate Love?
all of the above?
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The high volume of suck in your computer.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which browser are you using?
Also, capitalise things please.
by Graham on Aug 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um....
Today it is IE 7.
and I managed to capitalise at least one of the sentences!
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IE blows for gamethreads
And in general.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
usually i only slow down if there are alot of people commenting at the same time.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Camino is my secondary browser.
and a fine one at that.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 9, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine usually starts slowing down around 1200 comments
And my computer isn’t that bad, so that’s probably the issue.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH RRS! K!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was at dinner with Ess Jr.
What pitch drew the HR?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Jeff.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obvious as soon as it left the bat, I imagine. Upper deck?
He’s pitching a hell of a game, though.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God.
I only want to see Beluga Tits in garbage relief for the rest of the year.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On replay...nevermind..looked goofier live
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIF GIF GIF
Okay so he caught it, but still.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the faces Raul makes after he tries to make a complicated catch
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was gonna pull him the middle of the AB.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit.
You probably only get one or two more batters, Hyphen. Make them count.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably his last batter.
Take him our Ryan.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Discouraging
This is probably his last batter.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let him nap during a commercial break on KOMO.
That’s an easy 15 minute power-nap.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIE GROSS DIE!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you could keep it at the letters
a high fastball would be perfect right now.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT LOAFIE!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Lopez.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That did not help RRS or Lopez
And that’s it for RRS.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it was
It just would’ve been great for RRS to finish the 6th, and Lopez really needed to turn that after his previous gaffes.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez you twat scar.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish they had showed his ovation before they went to commercial.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez WTF
Is Carlos Silva gonna have to choke a bitch?
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, he was pulled after 27 batters, or having faced the entire lineup 3 times
which Mike Marshall believes is generally the best time to pull an SP.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best time to pull an SP is when he's constantly wiping sweat away from his brow and taking three minutes to throw every pitch
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder Clint Nageotte never got a chance to start.
The best time to pull him was after 0 pitches.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot Mike Hargrove was hired in 2005
Boy he was here for a long time.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hush child.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid game all around for RRS
I would be thrilled to get 25-30 of those.
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As I said earlier, I'm stunned to have three pitchers in the starting rotation I can actually root for right now.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine when Girl Parts (tee hee) and Morrow end up in it
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Bedard coming back this season?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine Felix, Bedard, Burnett, RRS, Dickey
by Nick S on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather Morrow at 5
with Dickey in the pen allowing for them to only carry 6 people in the pen.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickey would be perfect swingman/long reliever.
Although I suppose he doesn’t deserve to be relegated to mop-up duty.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
Only with a different 2B man >:(
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 9, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if Lopez actually had a play there.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seemed like he had a lot of time after fielding it
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'll agree
It would’ve been a difficult play for sure.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It didn't seem like Yuni was at 2B to me.
And that was a tough turn to throw to 1B.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you bitching about Maddon?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Cesar Jimenez is pretty passable.
Why do teams pay for relief pitchers?
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit. Lopez.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez is the guy you try to hit the ball to in slow-pitch softball
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For fuck's sake Loafie.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got radio but I was thinking it was
If he had to dive for it, it’s not a gimme.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously
it’s just annoying that all these hits are going right to second.
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Argh
I was just about to say keep it away from Jose ….
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I fucking hate Cesar Jiminez.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing I'm smart enough to know ERA is stupid
and thus none of this affects my objective performance analysis of RRS’ start.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But this is murder on people with RRS on their fantasy teams
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody cares about your fantasy team.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but still AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH.
People are going to look at the number and forget about this game. Fuckers.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care what stupid people think.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My guess is
the FO is going to be fine with this as Hyphen’s first start
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never able to convince myself of this. I just wasn't.
The sad fact is that the opinion of idiots DOES mean something. In this field at least.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we were all physicists or mathematicians, it would be true. Otherwise we're boned.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are plenty of stupid physicists and mathmos
by Graham on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm too stupid to tell.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS's ERA would be better
if he actually had a defense
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just feel bad for RRS.
We know ERA sucks, but the people in charge of him and his money, as well as most fans, don’t.
by Teej on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bet you money
the media writeups and Riggleman say this start was fine
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS WIN SWIFTLY TURNING INTO NO DECISION
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU SHITTING ME!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UPTON NOT RUNNING HARD ON THE PLAY? NO FUCKING SHIT!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE DIE DEATH DIE DIE
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE DIE DEATH DIE DIE
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crowd is now roasting the M's
Also, do we still think Cesar Jimenez is any more than a replacement reliever? Because I never did.
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have always hated Cesar Jimenez.
That miserable fucker sucked ass every time he appeared when I went to a Rainers game.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking disappearing words
Replacement level reliever
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Upton was not running hard on that play"
bahahahaha
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now would be a good time to get tossed, Riggleman.
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE DIE DEATH DIE DIE
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops. Oh well, I guess that was worth the triple-post.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
Was all that pointing and bitching a cunning ploy on Maddon’s part to distract Jimenez?
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawn Chacon approves.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So since RRS no longer gets the win, here's to getting our asses handed to us
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, on the other hand, I guess you were right about the Indiana Jones-style meltdown.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I think we're going to have to offer some words of encouragement on Ryan's blog after this
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ UPTON > THE MARINERS
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shut the fuck up.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni with a lazy tag and Upton with a lazy run home
When an irresistable force meets an immovable object, the Mariners still get boned
by Nick S on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit, every time I stop caring about the M's, they find a way to make me care again and then RIP MY FUCKING HEART OUT AND SHOW IT TO ME AS I EXPIRE.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got it - The old George Carlin "perfect murder"
Pick up one guy by his ankles (Yuni) and kill another guy (Lopez) with him.
2 dead bodies, no murder weapon!
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH SO HE'S FUCKING OUT HUH? FUCK YOU BITCH!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE BEING ANGRY AGAIN
APATHY WAS MUCH BETTER
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is so hilarious. Normally a great Rays comeback excites me. Now I'm just a sad panda.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well, now I can switch to Olympics full time.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
USMNT doesn't play until 4 in the morning
:(
by Nick S on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to ask Silva
Are the middle infielders sucking because they are thinking about all the stunning offense they will be contributing to pad their numbers during the rest of the game?
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
They’re thinking about all the relay throws they’ll have to deal with during Silva’s next start.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I want the M's to lose...fuck you assholes.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And by 'fuck you assholes' I mean the Mariners.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That inning started with 2 outs on six pitches.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Rec'd...Go RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey and just to top it off, the DBacks are the verge of losing first place.
They’ve been there since April 7th.
Fuck this day.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell!
Where’s my beautiful apathy.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Yuni and Lopez don't get a hit or a HBP each
then I’m switching the TV off and the web browser over to porn.
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring in Batista so I can fucking hate him some more
Screw winning this game now.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what Shannon will ask Lopez about all this ....
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
by msb on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's one of the warmest things Jeff has ever said.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haven't been reading here long, have you?
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't think it was that obvious
i’ll learn
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this game. Fuck the Mariners. Fuck the Dodgers. Fuck Jimenez. Fuck those Umps. Fuck Lopez.
Fuck this day. I’m out.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and the DBacks got hammered too.
Your days sucks as much as mine has.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still wonder how Yuni's batting average is so high...I never see him hit....ever.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is actually the point I came here to post...and then everything blew up.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it appears as though Cesar Jimenez still sucks.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3.73 tRA coming into today.
Obviously it’s going up with a GB and 3 LDs but still quite a ways from suck.
by Matthew on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He shat all over RRS. On the all-important MORAL level, he sucks.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
When I went in to the store to buy beer it was 5-1, and when I came out it was 7-5, so I just naturally assumed he did something epic.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, until tRA is publicly available, I am never going to make any statements about a pitcher's worth.
Except Carlos Silva.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome
Can’t wait for easily accessible tRA stats.
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the M's M.O.
If they ever hit a pitcher early..they fucking suck titty-balls the rest of the game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy place! Must find your happy place!
by dpseadv on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My happy place currently involves Cesar Jimenez and an iron maiden
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more that
his defense is just terrible- can’t make good plays. This game is just illustrating it in sharp relief.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thurston Howell is pitching?
What, do they have Lovey catching now?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would like to make a pencil disappear in Cesar Jimenez's face
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be so selfish of Ichiro
to tie the game with another HR.
by Spoomeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
helpful KNOWING I no longer-- aw fuck it.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So our defense is regressing back to suck
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch, LaHair.
Here comes another tirade.
by ThundaPC on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If peeing your pants is cool,
consider the Mariners Mile Davis.
by DCMariner on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very hard to avoid making a LaHair/error pun right now
by Jeff on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't be fair to those of us who have been banned for it
by OlSalty on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or those who have to read it.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaand I've just earned myself a boxing
Whoops
by Nick S on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been Betancourt-marshalled.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It always ends well. It's the middle part that is so uncertain.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would never happen with Marshall Hubbard
... not necessarily the errors, but the puns
by Gomez on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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