Off Topic (includes Sunday Stuff) Falls on Central Time Zone Again
I have less than six hours til I get to leave for vacation. I need this time to go by swiftly.
And hey, the Mariners are fun this week. Should we all do a simultaneous dance to AC/DC?
LL is meeting up on Sunday to watch Dickey take on Jackson at 1:10 PM. This is an informal meetup. Get your own tickets people, your own tickets. If you would like, some are meeting by the Budweiser stand near the Center Field entrance (I believe, correct me if I'm wrong) at...top of the second? Third? I need guidance here. I don't know when people can start trying to get seats together.
Everyone wear a nametag. And find a friend. One of you carries Carl Everett on a stick. The other an inflatable plastic dino. Your instructions are here http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/8/5/587541/8-5-open-game-thread#7905130
We shall rule the world.
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Meet by the bullpens
They’re far easier to find.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 8:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except it was a question of people being there before the game.
But others can meet there if they’d like.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My expectation is to meet there between the end of batting practice and the start of the game
barring unforeseen circumstance, I’ll be wearing the teal from ‘94.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.shindigz.com/catalog.cfm?caid=986282&nav=Birthdays%2FBirthday%20Decorations%2FTheme%20Decor%2FStandees%2FInflatable%20Tyrannosaurus
by OlSalty on Aug 8, 2008 8:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Three feet tall...this is going to get interesting.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see a 3 foot tall Buhnersaurus Rex
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they have these at Archie's?
If so, I would be all up on that. I have to make a rubber chicken run anyway.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There better be enough of you doing this the announcers have no choice but to put it on TV
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 8, 2008 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we know anybody who works in a print shop?
Because printing faces like that can get pretty expensive.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What exactly are you trying to get done?
I am a print salesman, but you only have 5 hours to get something done before I am off for the weekend.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Carl Everett heads mentioned above
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, how many?
Also someone needs to create a High Res PDF and email it to me. Then we need to figure out how I am getting them to you.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about someone in an office building with free access to color printers/copiers?
Then all you’d need are paint stirring sticks (free from Home Depot!) and a laminator. We did this for my buddy’s bachelor party a few weeks back, everyone had faces of his bride-to-be that we surprised him with.
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you be quiet.
I’m performing a sociological experiment here.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're going to make people on two ferries choose between blowing up the other ferry or risk being blown up themselves?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to see how many LL'ers I can get to follow me on to a ferry.
I cannot reveal anything after that.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Matthew and the rest will fall into line.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something told me that this could turn into a data ferry joke.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that thing called paying attention to your surroundings?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish your vacation was now.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I felt you were getting close.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Softball on SATURDAY
Let’s get a full 10 vs 10 squad!
by johnbai on Aug 8, 2008 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This post cannot compete with Felix or Biometrics.
Understandably.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But this one's easier to understand than biometrics.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My thesis involves no Greek letters.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to spend some time in here today since I'm stuck in meeting hell with no boss.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or do you just have RSS on data ferry?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not surprised.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 9 more days until the Premiership starts.
Things are looking up. And no, the Charity Community Shield doesn’t count.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
E football sucks.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incorrect.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually like soccer.
I was trying to make a play on NOLA’s “a football” comments yesterday.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I felt it well done.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not very bright
that went whoooooooosh. Ah well.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But before that... we need to discuss last night's final game in the Portland/Seattle USL rivalry
1-0 to the champs! Sounders!
I went to the game and drove home afterwards, so I’m incredibly tired today.
Went to the bitter end before hand and had an entire bar singing unprintable songs to my friends and I.
Timbers Army folks were still pretty cool about it, though. I don’t mind having an entire bar to tell me to fuck off if they do it in style. My friends did have beer thrown on them at the game, which was less cool.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was gonna go, but my wife got a migraine
so I fed her soup instead. I’m glad Seattle won – I’ve never been able to be a Timbers fan, even though I go to a bunch of games…and, next time, the Matador’s a better bar than the Bitter End.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh. I liked the Bitter End - good atmosphere for a game
even if it was all hard-core Timbers folks. Getting told to fuck off was kind of fun, but it really kicks it up a notch when you’re told to fuck off and then a big guy starts up a chainsaw.
Still, I thought the place was OK. What’s the Matador like?
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better, less hippies, not as soccer-y
the less-soccery of which on game night may not be exactly what you’re looking for, but one of the main reasons I don’t ever see myself being a Timbers fan is the douchiness level of the Timbers Army, so I tend to avoid the Bitter End.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lousy hippies need to cut their hair and take a shower.
Now Johnny Unitas … there’s a haircut you can set your watch to.
by Jed MC on Aug 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody likes a goddamn hippie
and yet I live in Portland. IRONY!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, I just watched it on FSC. Couldn't convince anyone else to make the 3 hour drive to get yelled at for 90 minutes
But I did just get to chat with Ciaran O’Brien for 10 minutes or so, so it’s all good
by Nick S on Aug 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want to see a replay of that game...
how did the red card look on TV? Harsh, fair, out of nowhere?
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is slow for a friday off topic thread.
Beer time?
Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron is really good. Quite dark for a strong ale.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer discussions make me realize just how much this area is lacking.
Half the time y’all say you can get them at Whole Foods or Cost Plus…unfortunately, not the ones in my area.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green Lakes amber by deschutes
was quite good.
I had this year’s Anderson Valley summer solstice, which was good, but somehow not as good as previous years (unlike their winter ale this year, which was their best one that I’ve had).
Also tried the Abner Weed from Mt. Shasta Brewing, which is maybe a B, B-. Not great, but just kind of unremarkable.
Finally, the Rogue casked ESB ‘Billy’ – all in all, a bit of a let-down. This should’ve been perfect. Smooth as all get-out, and true to style, but I need some bitter in an ESB. As it was, I enjoyed the fact that it was sort of thirst quenching on a hot night, but that’s not really what I was going for in a casked dark ale.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like ESB's are rarely bitter enough.
I found out yesterday that a co-worker of my dad’s is among the best friends of one of the owners of Rogue Brewing.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But does it translate into free beer for you?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one reason I enjoy Hale's Moss Bay Extra
There’s more to it. Not super bitter, but that’s fine.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep waiting to be tired of Speakeasy Big Daddy IPA.
Hasn’t happened yet. Favorite new beer of the summer.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just can't wait to get back down to Cannon Beach next month and have some Cascade Celtic Copper Ale.
Man that stuff is good!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if Jeff would like Dave's analysis on RRS
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do
And the answer is “No, he wouldn’t”
How do we keep him from seeing it?
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put him on a ferry with Nola?
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or NOLA.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sociological experiments would not work on Jeff.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's usefulness will be coming to an end shortly.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has yet to be confirmed.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's NoL.A.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We still have to explain this?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was recycling.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea I was just joking around.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a possibility.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of actually think RRS is going to be a great starter.
We think he’ll be decent. Jarrod Washburn-like without the contract.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
After many bad experiences with Washburn, I wouldn’t be too happy is that is all that RRS turns out to be. I do remember Dave comparing him to a reliever version of Washburn last year, so maybe its inevitable.
So if you had to compare to Morrow, who do you think he will turn out to be like, or is there not a big enough SS yet?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn is adequate.
Morrow is a giant unknown at this point. Much higher ceiling, much more raw.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So outfield defense makes him look worse than he really is?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash = below average
but not horrible.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The reason the Cardinals are winning is because of their pitching"

Uh… ok.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why couldn't we have Lohse instead of Silva?
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they're from the same country and they played on the same team.
Next thing you’ll tell me is that Joh and Ichiro aren’t close friends.
by Jed MC on Aug 8, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....So you're saying all Venezualans aren't friends with each other?
by OlSalty on Aug 8, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From what I heard
They were best friends until some shit went down between them
by Robert on Aug 8, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably thought that pitching through heat is required of a Venezuelan.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decisions like that don't fit our proud tradition.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To finish
My guess is that a tRA over ~5.2 is poor.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
St Louis tRA
Rotation: 5.346
Bullpen: 5.142
bad.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jim Edmonds is slugging .580 as a Cub...
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A spiral of personal despair manifesting as a nested thread.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your Cards will be 10 games out by the end of the month.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out of first?
Don’t care
Playoffs are playoffs.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless they go all 2007 Mariners on you.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minus more Pineiro
I think the two cancel each other out…
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners didn't have 3 MVP quality regulars.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes
I read that as “The Riot” and couldn’t figure out what you were talking about for about 2 minutes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 8, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone wanna play mad libs?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Verb
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Collate.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noun?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gerund?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failing Pants would be a good name for a band.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a hint you need to lose weight.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really that would mean you should gain some weight.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Falling = you need to gain weight.
Failing, I’m thinking the structural integrity is failing, meaning ripping pants.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mistake. I misread it as "falling".
Although I guess that would mean the pants are “failing” at their job.
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADD killed the mad lib.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should really collate my pants.
BRB.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid reply button.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't collated them yet so I don't know.
I’ll keep you posted.
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon people, that was one sentence.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do accounting for a living.
I’m not allowed to be that creative at work.
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends who you work for I guess.
Hows the accounting industry by the way? Are there (m)any telecommuniting jobs in that sector?
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People always need accountants, or accounting people.
My company doesn’t do telecommuting, but my GF’s does. She telecommutes at least once a week.
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to find 100% telecommuting. A.k.a. virtual office.
It’s proving rather difficult.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The admin/accounting industry at large isn't too fond of that
They still like meetings and face-to-face contact a little too much.
If you became a certified medical biller, you could do it.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Generally at some point you have to make an appearance at the offfice.
Either to pick up paperwork, or drop it off. Especially in our line of work, which is property management trust accounting.
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by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Writing.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying.
Somebody want to do me a favor and remove Jayson Stark or Chris Diahl from their jobs for me? I’ll give you $5.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd do Stark for free, if I was good at that sort of thing.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might want to rephrase that...
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as they're well coiffed.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least make it Tony Stark.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you'll admit it.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just think y'all need to get your minds out of the gutter.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a sweet, innocent, southern belle who was referring to the fact that you would work for free.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are at least five things incorrect about this statement.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least my grammar was correct.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey lay off man, I got a lot on my plate.
*I do not have a lot on my plate.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*I am not a man.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That depends.
Are you referring to “Southern Belle” as a two-word noun (how most would consider the phrase), or are you referring to yourself as a Belle who just so happens to be from the South?
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's on a plane, she'll be back later.
But in her absence, ♥
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on a plane. . .
I can’t complain. . . Dammit, now that song will be stuck in my head all day.
by thewyrm on Aug 8, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how serious are we about the Rally Dino thing?
I’m doing some GIS-es for Carl Everett, and seeing what I can’t to make them large enough to be useful, but I don’t want to do it if there’ll be no dinos.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take this as a "meh" of interest.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we probably want it to actually be more organized when we do it.
Or organised. So I can properly attribute the idea.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy's Organics cheese lasagna. :/
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is new.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, I do that all the time.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kress is weird
Today they had hot dogs and reubens a la carte. They did, however, have green beans alongside the asparagus, and salisbury steak.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has replaced Market Fresh as my primary lunch destination
Plus having a supermarket Downtown is victorious.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you afraid if you reveal yourself, BrianL will write it down in his Matthew Stalking Journal?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no. Brian is stalking Matthew.
Robert’s moved on to…archived searches?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian's busy kissing Graham's ass to stalk me.
Besides, I was never going to actually mention where I’d really show up.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you're catching JI disease.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably nothing.
My assistant isn’t here today so I’m working for two. Maybe a cup o’ soup from the honor box.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 8, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife and I came up with an awesome new recipe that I ate for lunch today.
Bok choy very lightly steamed so still very crunchy. Brown ground turkey with garlic and whatever other spice you may want.
Cook some wild rice and warm some black beans. Once they are all cooked mix them together and garnish as you wish. Very tasty!
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yum. I'll have t have this soon.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leftovers from last night-
Garlic-herb marinated pork roast with french bread. I would have made a small caesar salad to go with it but I wasn’t that ambitious when I first woke up this morning.
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could play catch with one baseball player, dead or alive (Field of Dreams style), who would it be?
Bonus points for explaining the pick.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ty Cobb.
And then we’d go get into a bar fight.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he didn't fistfight you while playing catch
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be honored.
It would be a much fairer fight if he were dead, however.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't fistfight a zombie, especially Zombie Ty Cobb
Undead AND pissed
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhh, I hadn't thought about that.
I’ll keep a shotgun at the ready.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Smith.
Because he’d do flips before he played catch with me.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buck O'Neill.
The stories that guy could tell would be incredible.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep coming up with other possibilities, but
I realize that none of them are better than this one.
MAYBE Satchel Paige? Maybe Babe Ruth for some seriously off-color stories?
Eh, Buck O’Neill, ftw.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd go with
Vin Scully, for the stories.
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by bluemax on Aug 8, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it have to be a player?
If so, Babe Ruth. I’m assuming of course that it would be drunken catch, which I’m all about.
If it can be any baseball-associated person, Marge Schott. That would be a unique life experience.
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, this Off Topic thing you guys are doing is a good idea.
If only someone had this idea months ago.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Aug 8, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Beltre's expression in this picture from last night

[Original on the PI site]
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by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They look like they got hammered between innings
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than wanting to trade that face for Victor Zambrano
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youkilis has to be the ugliest.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youkilis reminds me a certain someone

JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's leaning like that due to the weight of his jowels.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking for it but can't seem to find it.
Linky?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 8, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This link seems too long....you can make it work
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by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was re-watching season 1 of the X-Files recently.
Which I have not watched at all since I stopped watching the X-Files sometime around season 7 or so.
Man, the acting is baaaaaaad in the first episodes.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
there’s some worthwhil stuff in the second half of season 8 and most of season 9.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going through them all via Netflix
so I’ll better be able to judge when it went in the toilet.
I’ve noticed several similarities between X-Files and House.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
House never went in the toilet.
At least not yet.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn good show.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He may be looking to anticipate the moment when it will
A la the kids at Jump The Shark
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was watching the first season recently...on VHS!!!!
Anyone see the new movie?
by Smith18 on Aug 8, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is everyone listening too now?
I am listening to Everclear, I am kind of in a 90’s mood.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I met Art two years ago and it was one of the highlights of my life.
Especially when that night he pulled me onstage first to dance and sing with the band.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, what song did you dance to?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They finished that set with a cover of 867-5309.
I was sad because normally they close with Santa Monica.
We also got to hang with them in their hotel after. This is what happens when bands come to podunct Mississippi.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We played a show with them
waaaay back when they were on Tim Kerr records. Cool guys. Two weeks later we played with Elliott Smith (when he was in Heatmiser).
Man, those days were fun. Now we play with shitty local bands, when we play anymore.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Seattle's rock scene.
There’s one good booker (that I’ve had contact with) and a whole ton of great bands that can’t get shows ever because they don’t hang out at the Cha-Cha on the right nights.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen.
Because we used to have a heavier sound, we get lumped in with bands that sound like the Deftones. I was shocked those still existed.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a big problem for us is that bookers don't know what to do with us.
We’re weird and noisy and don’t have vocals, but we’re not avant-garde like AFCGT or mathy like Kinski, which are the more common varieties of instrumental bands around here. For good bookers like Brian Foss, that’s not a problem. A lot of bookers have this ridiculous idea that all shows need to be stylistically consistent, and since they can’t figure out what genre we belong to, we’re at a disadvantage.
All of this is really a function of Seattle’s scene being less of a meritocracy and more of a popularity contest. That’s going to be true to some extent in almost any music scene, but Seattle’s is so insular and cliquish that it makes it far too easy for people to end up wielding tremendous power and influence based on the simple fact that they’re charming and funny when they’re drunk. That doesn’t just hurt bands, it hurts the scene as a whole; there are a lot of factors involved relating to the high failure rate of clubs, but the lack of professionalism and competence amongst booking agents is certainly one of them.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If bookers would figure out that concerts don't have to ber stylistically consistent,
I believe they would find that the shows would garner much larger crowds. For instance, if I go to see Spoon, there’s nothing saying I wouldn’t enjoy hearing something like Pelican as well.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the thing.
The headliner is the only reason why 75% of people are at most shows; why give them bands that sound exactly like the band they’re there to see?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I like festivals.
Except for the ticket prices.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh...smelly hippies
Can’t do festivals anymore, I’ve had to go cold turkey.
So, uh, what’s your band? I know acblue’s, I’m sensing an LL night extravaganza coming up….
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These days I've just restarted a band I took leave from about two years ago. We're called Trepan.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=179740
The particular music during this stint is not my favorite, but I’m steering things in a different direction now.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An LL concert/get together would be a blast. We could do it at the Funhouse.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems the alternative scene is mostly indie hipsters
My sister happens to be on of them so I tend to resent them.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, every big city's music scene
I got dragged to a lot of them back in the day, but I don’t go to music shows anymore, in large part because it’s more about who’s who and who’s there than the actual product, which isn’t all that great 90% of the time.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Among the "big" bands in Seattle right now
maybe three or four of them are really good/great. There are a ton of really fantastic bands in town, but they’re not going to be headlining the bigger clubs on the weekends any time soon. I tend to go to more shows during the week when the more interesting bands are playing; I don’t really need to see the Maldives or thee Emergency again, thanks.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Seattle fans are so fucking fickle, too. We play shows here and everyone stands with their arms crossed, as far away from the stage as possible, then we play Portland and people are dancing and asking for autographs.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I don't merit an autograph.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the non-dancing Seattle fan thing
is pretty closely related to the culture in general. It’s annoying, but I’m not convinced it’s snobbery; just a more “I don’t want to draw any attention to myself” sort of thing.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I love the Funhouse
There is still fan energy in that room on most nights.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Funhouse is easily the best venue in town.
Brian Foss is a punk rock King Midas.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there Monday the 18th watching my old band play.
It’s fun stuff if you enjoy songs about drinking and greyhound bus trips.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the Logan before?
They’re playing that night.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but I have heard their stuff a tiny bit.
Are they good live?
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not enjoy them.
We opened for them about a year ago; while the other bands played, they sat in there van and watched TV. They brought a giant Pro-Tools rig with them and wouldn’t play until it was all set up. The previous band’s set ended at 11:15; they played until 1:30. On a Tuesday. And I just wasn’t a big fan of their stuff on top of that.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, then maybe I won't watch their whole set
Thanks for the heads up.
You know, one of the biggest reasons I got out of playing was how unfriendly the bands had become. I used to have so much fun hanging out with other bands.
Maybe it was just me getting old. Who knows.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bands we usually play with are cool guys.
I have met some giant douchebags, though. When we played with Clockcleaner (Philly band on Vice Records, horribly overrated as far as I’m concerned) they locked the door to the green room, drank all of the band bears (two cases worth) and smoked despite being asked (quite nicely, I might add) by the Funhouse staff not to, because the city hates them and would love to screw them any way possible. Abusing the sound guy is another popular thing with a lot of bands, and I don’t get that at all.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot stand playing with bands like that.
And you’re screwed, because as much as you’d like to tell them to fuck off and just drop out of the show, you can’t do that to the people who paid to see you.
Some of the better local bands we’ve played with were The Ruby Doe, my buddies The Beautiful Mothers (now The Second Academy), a Portland band (I think) from years ago called Dosey Wallups, and Beat Senseless.
Playing with bands who respect others makes all of the difference.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gigged with Ruby Doe
A few times. Good guys who having been doing their thing a LONG time.
by Sec 108 on Aug 8, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All of their music is great, but I still love their first album with the song "KFC."
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, save the elaborate stage setups
and recording rigs for when you’re a band that can play a bigger club and make reasonable demands regarding time restrictions. We played with a band at the Mars Bar who used all 45 of their allotted minutes setting up their video projection, and cussed out the booker and sound guy when he asked them to stop playing after ANOTHER 45 minutes.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly agree, but if you insist on imagry,
just COME EARLY AND SET IT UP.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, those guys can really mess with you if they don't like you.
Consider this (and this was accidental, no hard feelings): We played a show at what used to be Graceland, and just as we began our first song, my lips hit the microphone and apparently the grounding was off between the mic and my guitar. I remember a flash, then being thrown backward into the drum set. After that, I needed a few minutes rest before we could continue.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last show I went to in Seattle
the people who were dancing had no idea HOW to dance.
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by bluemax on Aug 8, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That shouldn't matter.
I’m sure I look like an idiot a lot of the time, but I’m into having fun, so fuck it.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must have been me.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it was the Styrofoam show
then that was probably me. I can’t dance at all, but the show was too good/fun not to dance.
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by Eyebrows on Aug 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
I dislike the idea that there’s a correct way to dance.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
However, with streamers IS incorrect.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is lulling me into some sort of trance...
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some music
there is kind of a correct style, and exhibiting some sense of rhythm and timing is nice. Especially if you dance at the same speed on every song and generally make a nuisance of yourself to those around you.
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by bluemax on Aug 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh
As long as you don’t interfere with other people.
by Matthew on Aug 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I just said
that they were interfering.
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by bluemax on Aug 8, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this spirit I would like to ask
that the practice of “moshing” be retired once and for all. It’s no longer 1991, and a willingness to get your ass kicked by frat boys should not be a requirement for standing close to the stage.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't help that I'm kind of a big guy.
The automatic assumption is that I’m “down to go, man!” and get shoved without provocation, usually into smaller people and women. This leads to retribution. So I’m getting beat up by frat boys on the one hand and elbowed by people with misplaced anger on the other. I saw the Melvins two weeks ago and still have several huge bruises on my chins and a couple sore spots in my ribs.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me "chins" is not a typo,
because that is HILARIOUS.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a typo.
I am way off my game today.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's unintended comedy gold.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer my comedy gold to be intentional.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, people have died from getting smashed by the crowd.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to see The Haunted a few years ago.
There wasn’t a place in the room that was safe.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is where my love of basement shows
and fear of death square off.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I used to hang out a watch basement shows with Steel Pole Bathtub and Unwound all the time.
Basement shows are the best.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steel Pole Bath Tub are playing shows again!
They’re playing Music Fest NW at the Doug Fir on Thursday Sept 4, and I can’t wait.
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by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT???
Dale promised he would call or email me if they EVER got back together.
This just made my day!
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go
The schedule. This looks like a really damn good weekend’s worth of shows.
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by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god, I feel like a teenage girl at a Beatles show right now.
Seriously, my house could burn down this weekend, and I wouldn’t care.
*By the way, if that just gave you an idea, my address is Gomez’s address…
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm pretty excited about SPBT as well
it’s been way too long since I’ve seen those guys.
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by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Seaweed, SPBT, Scared of Chaka
wait, WHAT? SCARED OF FUCKING CHAKA?
GAHH!
Looks like another late night drive down.
Holy shit, I missed this the first time.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(didn't see they were playing)
God, I love Portland sometimes.
Why can’t we do this up here?
Bumbershoot… Musicfest NW…
No comparison.
by marc w on Aug 8, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MusicFest doesn't happen every year
this is by far the best one since I’ve been here.
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by pdb on Aug 9, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There've been a few pretty good ones,
but yeah, this is the best line-up and it’s not that close.

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