8/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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I can't believe how well this is living up to expectations.
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The other thread ended just as I got the chance to pull this baby out, so here goes again:
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which one did you violate?
Did you expose yourself in public again?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I'd have to use this on DRB posters, not an LL'er
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're in the 8th?
Time for a Jose Lopez walkoff shot!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something feels off when FSN gives me voting advice
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonny is lazy. only 61 pitches.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'm guessing we've seen good Felix tonight?
by OlSalty on Aug 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok to call him that since he's white right?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
White people don't have feelings.
They just follow the snake mother’s orders
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Evil scientist Yakub's
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe someone can introduce the M's to Ms. Run Support
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they swing that way.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is she related to B.J.?
The M’s are too lazy to score runs.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top five picks in 2002:
Bryan Bullington
BJ Upton
Christopher Gruler
Adam Loewen
Clint Everts
Zounds.
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That worked well for us, No matter Beane's objections.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the rest of the 1st was pretty awesome
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moneyball says that Upton was a bad pick
blah blah blah
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moneyball = overrated
Hard to win titles with safe, limited upside college players.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with your premise
but not your supporting detail.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What in the hell is a Christopher Gruler?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A shoulder injury
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagined it was Gruling for Reds fans to see him pitch.
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Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Kazmir wanted to much money.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That worked well for us too.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude doesn't even have a Wikipedia page
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time a few years
I’d be an awesome GM.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are losing 1-0 because Clement couldn't block a ball.
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same reason we swept Detroit. Except with inge.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix got hurt earlier this year
because Clement couldn’t block a ball.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was bad, even for you Adrian.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ, control pitchers own our lineup so hard
by OlSalty on Aug 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hields is going to be fun.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They either own lineups or get absolutely crushed by them
never seems like there’s a middle ground for them.
by craig3410 on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ, control pitchers own our lineup so hard
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what you guys mean when you say Adrian needs to aim better?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously ♥ Lopez.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would ya look at that? A hit. By Loafie.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate baseball
Felix is pitching well, the Rays are winning, but I’m still sad.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did your cat die?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this young 2B we have is pretty good.
I say we ignore 2007 and the second half of 2006 and pretend he got called up this year
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll edit history and say he made it this year
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lazy fly ball.
I’m out. (Possible Toronado run, Jeff!)
by Teej on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll drink some meat beer in your honor.
Just kidding, I won’t.
by Teej on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB.tv has stopped imploring me to keep watching
I guess I should stop watching
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have less of a choice than most of us.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Lopez is still awesome.
Keep rocking Lopez. Less than three.
by joof on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which is slower, Clement's bat or BJ Upton going up the line on a grounder to the infield?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molasses.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, molasses beats Upton at the very least.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're fucking angry tonight
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. Normally it's STP that's angry.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonny's pitching well, I'm cool.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're fucking angry tonight
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got served here, here, and here, but mostly there in the pelvic region.
by joof on Aug 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Bavasi is lurking in the shadows...
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He chose Everett
he deserves to be sad.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a better question.
If FLC tried to throw out BJ Upton stealing, would the universe grind to a halt?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upton would be faster if he actually tried
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If BJ Upton were an electron he would be observable
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Upton were an electron it would be easy to pinpoint both his momentum and his position.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Upton was an element he would be hydrogen because neutrons are just too damn much work
by Nick S on Aug 7, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he may be Helium, because its inert.
by joof on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is Krypton, because he cripples batters and he's noble.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Upton were a temperature he would be absolute zero because he finally found a way to completely stop his molecules from moving in any way.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beej HR. Calling it.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, shit.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was one lazy swing.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't tell me I have to see Percy today.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lazier: BJ Upton or a long hot summer day in the country with your grandpa?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your face.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If BJ Upton were an oscillating fan, he'd be a stationary fan
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
18 inches higher
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE HELL
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He gets closer and closer every time.
They’ll start flying out soon.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Balfour plz. Balfour plz. WTF MILLER NONONONONONONONONO.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL your setup man's parents spelled Trevor wrong
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call him our SU man again and I will beat you.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And your team is warming that tomato can up because?
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maddon loves him like a child.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that there are no videos on Gameday.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's been that sort of game.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I thought it was gone...
But still, ♥ Balentien♥
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maddon is conceding the game in honor of Felix day. Miller is up.
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Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LaHair: the new Willie Bloomquist
just watch.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4 people in the Brian LaHair club.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUCK
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Rays fans...
I want us to win this game for Felix
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE GIRL IN THE LAHAIR FAN CLUB STOLE MY MOVE
She was waving her arms and hands at the field like she was casting a spell. I do that! Not her.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go High Socks!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to create a nickname here.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NP for short.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirk Hayhurst has a claim on that title, man.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo has to be the worst pinch runner ever
Tools Whore
Sign Bonds!
by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU SUCK CRAWFORD
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crawford was though.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like it could go much lower anyway
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now to the plate for the Mariners, Yuniesky Betancourt...
-0.200/-0.199/-0.100
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tied!!!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton couldn't be bothered to tell Crawford to throw it to 2nd.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go M's!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO MILLER NO MILLER NO MILLER NO MILLER
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Yuni.
And good to see his discipline coming back
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus wanted that to be a HR
He gave that Yuni flyball the full 11 volume SWUNG ON AND BELTED treatment
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton registered for Sleep Standing Up classes and slept through orientation
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THis is in danger of becoming like the puns.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How sad for you.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, cause it'll end after the series is over.
And it’s their meme we’re killing, not ours.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
;_;
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not even the Rays have learnt that Ichiro doesn't have a platoon split.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes they have
It’s Felix Day and Maddon want’s to give him the opportunity to win by throwing our worst pitcher.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Miller pitches better to lefties regardless of what Ichiro does.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost like Miller didn't pitch it
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Christ this game is fast!
I’ve been home for 15 minutes, and already 1.5 innings gone down. But speed reading the entire thread was hilarious.
by dpseadv on Aug 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT
MILLER 2 STRAIGHT OUTS I’M CONFUSED
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we had pulled ahead
we would have had a shot at ending this game within two hours.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay JJ, give me back the 98 mph FB
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember when Cairo was our starting 2B
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This makes me sad.
Flash forward eight years and he’s been our starting 1B.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fruit of the Loom "feel for the game?"
You have got to be kidding me.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor decision.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longoria - Pleaseplease hit one out.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Evan is better than you and I.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett got Longo's autograph today
That made me more jealous than it ever should.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH FUCK YOU PUTZ. COME ON UPTON KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With the exception of playing Raul over Wlad and Reed in the OF
I have no problems with Riggleman.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit JJ.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a douche for loving Brett Favre
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until he stopped.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would have been able to avoid it
if he hadn’t been busy swinging in the first place.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw man, I hope Longoria didn't break his hand.
Sit down Riggleman, he got hit.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will find that motherfucker and I will do fucking disturbing shit to him if Evan is hurt.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You and me both.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is almost as good as the crazed Felix comments.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton is a diagnosed narcoleptic but he's usually too lazy to fall asleep.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it likely that he has blue eyes.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't find a screencap of Homer in the jury
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's how I got the Krusty screenshot.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LONGO HUSTLES HURT
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to redo the famous pic to say "PUTZ IN! GAME IN JEOPARDY!"
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putz in, Game Over.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Putz is the new Matt Thornton.
Death spiral…
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Thorton terrifies me.
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by Tyler on Aug 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Remember.
Putz’s mentor is Eddie Guardado.
by ThundaPC on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll always like Eddie.
Both good Eddie and suck Eddie.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Based on clips I have seen of the dugout, Erik Bedard is a non-stop laughter machine
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me Navi will be a hero
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch #2 was a strike
Even stevens
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upton is too lazy to break bats, he'd have to walk to the bat boy for a new one.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GASSED
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Floyd blows chunks
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So 97 and 98 in that AB
Hot diggity damn
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BE A HERO NAVI
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We can trade him now!
Oh wait…
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would feel so much better with Upton up.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Navarro makes me think of Madritsch
which makes me sadder than I was before.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton's favorite baseball event is the walk-off
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too much effort to leave the dugout
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf jj
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ LIVES!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna fucking Break my TV, Remote, Moniter, and Sister.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NASTY
These last few games have been sweet. 3 out of 4 anyway.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow - Is J.J. back? Those last two AB's were.. just Wow.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, not yet
But he just showed us that he can get there.
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm returning to pronouncing JJ's last name the proper way
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
I take back the Thornton comment. JJ you still rock.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Averaged 98 MPH.
Then dropped that. Ouch!
by ThundaPC on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This post intrigues me.. Been.....?
by seattlesundevil on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you beat me.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I steal people's good ideas and pawn them off as my own.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's ok.
Yaydrian!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was using it as an example.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MOLESTED BY A CLOWN?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clowns terrify me.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Acceptable.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one hit a little close to home for you?
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I was intending to search for Bart's clown bed but Raul hit a walk-off and I got excited.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Acceptable.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not particularly interested in draining TB's bullpen though.
Someone win quick.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When provoked BJ Upton doesn't charge the mound, he ambles toward it diffidently.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton thinks the time in his bedroom is blinking 12:00 o'clock
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok these are funnier than the puns.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE DON'T START REGRESSING NOW WHEELS
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez has been on fire
He’ll regress to cancel out Wheeler’s regression.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO WRONG ITS HILARIOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is still funny.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAUUUUULLLL!!!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUT THIS IN YOUR MARINER LOG BOOK
FELIX AND RAUL WIN AND PUTZ IS BACK
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WALK OFF IN THE 8TH 9TH
by OlSalty on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm slow but AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You just got box'd from DRB
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, a fastball down the middle.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL!!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU CANNOT STOP RAUL IBANEZ! YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM!!!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAVE GOING NUTS
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW Niehaus absolutely lost his shit
If you can get his radio call on the official site later, listen to it.
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It really was a thing of beauty.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BASEBALL IS FUN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH DAVE THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul is such a beast
I hope you enjoy free agency buddy
by OlSalty on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I almost won't mind if Raul accepts arbitration.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah. Let's not get rash here
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. Put him in at DH, and you're paying a reasonable price for one year.
Besides, I just plain ol’ LIKE Raul. That still counts for something in my book, even though I’m pretty stat-oriented.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I hear you.
I’m just worried that next year will be the collapse year. Then we don’t get picks after because he is terrible
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't be the end of the world if he was our DH
by OlSalty on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's he gonna take ABs from?
Joh? Looks good to me
by CKel on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One step closer to price.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ho ho ho
great game. I hate to do this against the Rays, but wtf, great game.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was fun.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, this suked.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
BIGGER GIFS
Only i have a 25mb gif.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the anti-fiddle cat.
I post it when the Rays lose.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as big GIFs go, this isn't so bad.
I appreciate the letterbox format.
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by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He lives in Sarasota which = SRQ
and used to go to my Dad’s hardware store and jerked off in the local movie theater.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, we invade DRB, they lose on a walkoff. They invade us, they lose on walkoff, to us.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or have the M's gotten caught in a few good games lately?
by Gomez on Aug 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice point
The entire week has been filled with good games.
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh cruel irony. Fiddlecat has been turned on his masters!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet you have 9=8 in your sig.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you have a link to the other gif that's like this?
The KKK-mouse looking one?
by katal on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&suggon=0&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=iTe&resnum=0&q=babes%20in%20toyland&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 7, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more disturbing than FiddleCat.
Which is itself more disturbing than anything in “Wizard of Oz”.
by dpseadv on Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's fun when new people get exposed to these things.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to get a link to Dave's radio call.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It will take awhile for the game to be archived & searchable (longer than for the TV feed)
But yeah, that mp3 would be a fun one.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm already running the loop through my head over and over and I didn't even hear it
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you tune into the radio feed right now I'm almost certain you'll hear it.
They’re going to play it on the postgame recap for sure.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, funny: the only video highlight of the entire game turns out to be Raul's walk-off.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just heard it on the post-game show.
Pure gold. It’s been too long since he’s been able to do that with any real emotion.
by Omerta on Aug 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, i voted that a 5!
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that worked out well.
Steak dinner AND a Mariner victory.
Also, so JJ’s evil twin JJ Ayala finally left?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want my game recap, dammit.
Jeff, you don’t have permission to sleep.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I've ever churned out a decent recap in an hour
and this game calls for a decent recap.
by Jeff on Aug 7, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hope the WPA chart has witty photoshops and hilaripus captions
Great games bring out the best in you.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 7, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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