The Greatest Day Ever
by Fett42 on Aug 7, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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Today I went to Felix's house. I met his family, got some pictures and an autograph, and sat on his couch and chatted about random stuff with him for about 20 minutes. He was really chill and it was amazing did I mention how awesome it was.
Sorry All-Star Game. It was the greatest day in the history of creation. It can only go down from here. I have looked into the face of a deity and my soul has been purified.
Felix, kick some ass tonight.
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How do you get to do all these things?
Damn you’re lucky (or sneaky somehow).
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 7, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's at West Point
which is how he got to hold the flag at the ASG, and also I assume how he got to do this. Awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 7, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is truly awesome.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 7, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait.
If he’s at West Point, how did he go see Felix in Seattle today?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 7, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Summer vacation?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for the whole "I have to be in the military after this" part
Which I completely commend and respect him for, because I know I’m too much of a lazy chickenshit to actually do it myself.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 7, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's very true.
I couldn’t agree with you more.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 7, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit am I jealous.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 7, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But seriously Fett, things like this are karma paying you back for your sacrifices and hard work
Well played, man. Keep on chugging.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGWTFBBQ
And to think all I got for my soul was a chocolate chip cookie in 2nd grade…
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF...HEY..WTF..HEY..Did you sing his song to him!? It's his day!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 7, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, you are a very lucky man!
How did you pull this latest stunt off?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 7, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did his mom dress him today? I kid..I kid
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's just some dude that looks like Felix.
Imposter!!! j/k
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 7, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate you.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 7, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm joining the army for this...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 7, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm in the market for a best friend
and I think you fit the bill.
by WCLittleGiant on Aug 7, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe there's not a giant Scarface movie poster in view.
by Matthew on Aug 7, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix probably hasn't gotten a mansion yet.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 7, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He waiting until he signs elsewhere in 2011 >:(
by Matthew on Aug 7, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd probably get one in Miami regardless of where he plays.
But I’d bet it might be a New York Mets type of team.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 7, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What on earth is the king wearing?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 7:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think its urban fashion
I guess we know now he doesn’t wear a crown and a purple robe outside of baseball.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fett still bowed though.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 8, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a good looking guy. I like your earrings.
Why is Felix so small and white?
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TV always adds about 6 inches of height, 25 pounds of muscle and a tan
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's always had the opposite effect on me. As does viewing me with your bare eyes.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV turns you into Verne Troyer?
Sorry, dude.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Vern has more hair.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Verne.
Shit. Who cares.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure his mother cares
so, Verne Troyer’s mom, if you’re reading this, sorry for mocking your son and then misspelling his name.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great.
Now I’m going to feel bad all day.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't worry about it
he’ll talk to his mom, it’ll all blow over soon.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After seeing that horrid sex video of her son on the internet
I don’t think anything can phase Verne Troyer’s mom.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a sex video now?
I would just be curious to see how he pulls it off.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 8, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can have that image for yourself.
I want no part of it.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 8, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy taco you sir are a lesser God
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 8, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and next time you see him
tell him to
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stupid enter key.
Tell him to get a better-looking shirt. He’s a pro athlete now.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I wonder how I’d react to someone coming in my home and telling me how to dress.
by Gomez on Aug 8, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that someone was a West Point cadet I'd listen
because they have access to lots of guns and fancy munitions.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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