8/6: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Aug 6, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
This being a weekday matinee means that I won't be able to watch, which makes me 2-2 in missing Washburn starts since the deadline. And that's good, because while he may still be a Seattle Mariner, if I don't see him, he doesn't exist.
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Unfortunately, I don't think it works that way.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
p.s., fuck you Navi.
That should be a win.
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bahahahaha
Reed: DH
Wlad: CF
Raul: LF
This is going to be hilarious. Way to help out Jarrod stupids.
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this team again.
Yesterday was fun.
by Teej on Aug 6, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We knew it wouldn't last for long.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sal Fasano is playing 1B for Cleveland right now.
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wladimir Balentien will be playing CF for Seattle in about 40 minutes
The Jose Lopez Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His moustache can pick'em.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad in CF
This should be highly entertaining, one way or the other.
by OlSalty on Aug 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
6 run 9th
Not as impressive as 10, but they were forced to stop.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what is up with this profile picture?

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imperial-metric conversion screwup
when he heard “3 feet from the camera” thought it meant “three meters”
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a Star Trek character.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
That still doesn’t explain the argoyle background though.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the prison yard chain link fence.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he wearing makeup?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he thought he was auditioning for Letters from Iwo Jima
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by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That made me spit Mountain Dew on my screen.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better get a moist washcloth
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by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this as a general life tip.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wherever you're going, be sure to bring a towel.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wanna get high?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what's goin' on...
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That guy really needs to explode offensively.
I mean, just one home run? Bah.
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he hit a homer
unlike Longoria who must have used up all his home run power yesterday when he hit it too far
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bastard.
Somehow we won with Ben Zobrist playing CF.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll win with WLAD! playing CF
but we’re going to win in a different kind of way…
The Jose Lopez Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What thinking went into this lineup?
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
same as usual
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same as it's always been
For some god damned stupid reason this team stubbornly refuses to move Raul to DH even if it means holding back prospect development for a guy who will not be here next year (most likely) and can’t play defense.
by OlSalty on Aug 6, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually interested in seeing what happens with Wlad out in CF.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we'll have another sidebar category.
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gomez claims he's not too bad out there.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he's right, Jeremy Reed could have his career ended in a tragic hair-grease fire for all I care.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, that would make for a great home movie.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it be igntied by Carlos Silva?
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fastball.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be an adventure.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we get to face Felix, Silva, Batista, and Dickey?
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Felix will get the flu...
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Sunday should be Dickey day...
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
If it can’t be Felix, at least we can see Dickey.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Sonny, Shields, Garza, Jackson
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kazmir-Felix would have been epic.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could always call up Price
Too bad he pitches tomorrow, too.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's his deal?
In his last eight starts, he’s gone: 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, 5, 4.2, and 4.1 innings. I know that’s always kind of been his M.O., but it seemed earlier this year as if he he had gotten over that hump. You notice anything?
by Teej on Aug 6, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing less sliders this year and even more of his fastball.
For whatever reason he’s suddenly became a flyball pitcher too.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing his fastball around 75% of the time.
That development saddens me.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the injury has thrown him way off
He just hasn’t been able to get the right grip for his slider consistently. He had one game where he threw it extremely well (against Oakland), but that’s pretty much it. He’s not throwing it because he’s not confident in his ability to get it down ATM.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or in game form:
Sonny v. Felix
Shields v.Silva
Garza v.Batista
Jackson v. Dickey
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're used to having to spell things out for people, aren't you?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Knowing Garza
He’ll throw a CG shutout against you. He’s crazy inconsistent.
The one glaring matchup in the M’s favor is Sonny versus Felix. You guys should win that one, but ya never know. The Rays nearly lost a Kazmir/Sowers matchup today.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix and Dickey will own us
Knuckleballers are the Rays’ bain. And Felix is just awesome.
A four game split would be ideal.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, we really bend over for Raul
Wlad is the CF.. and Reed the DH..
How silly, just so Raul can play LF
by DarkLou on Aug 6, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's bending over for Raul,
I think this team is just dumb.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's Mr. Mariner!
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pure gold on the mound. We are so totally going to catch up to the wildcard.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rolling back and forth. Good to see you, Schumacher!
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
Jeff Karstens has a perfect game through 5.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a might fine pitcher
and you should be ashamed for trying to jinx him.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that, I want R.J. to get another W.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, I should have called you a tool.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look on the bright side. You kind of just did.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That political discussion the other day was pretty awesome.
PLK is a pretty giant wuss, huh.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like that.
I assume you mean the Upton post.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
His anti-banning stance baffles me.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLK isn't around anymore anyway
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's in Hawaii
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What else is new
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did his parents buy him his own seat, or did he have to sit in a lap?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His brother's still in town, i guess he just went to find himself or something
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His brother is like 10 years older.
And far, far more awesome.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish my parents had that kind of money
the furthest we ever went West was New Orleans.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Aug 6, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DC/Hawaii this summer.
Honestly I have no idea how, I don’t think his family is rich.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Immediately after this, he will lose it.
Thanks
- Jeff Karstens
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Aug 6, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that settles it. Ichiro is ruining this team.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's our DH!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell me you don't miss those good at-bats.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Aug 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn 4 DH vs. Rays!
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was too busy watching his jowels quiver.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes Raul's bid for POTW
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
clever.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So....the end of the Rays game was awesome.
I missed it because I was playing Grim Fandango. Dammit.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
R.A. Dickey = Rocco Baldelli in desguise.
I have decided.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
disguise* jesus fucking christ
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what happens when you hang out here.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only there was some magical program that would check your spelling.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocco's beard probably has a word processor in it:

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's like a two month old picture now.
He’s growing his own fur suit.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't find anything more recent, I only wish he wouldn't shave it
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please do not bring us back into the "Who deserves to grow a beard" discussion.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His parents are making him shave it.
He should kill them before doing such blasphemy.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry about that run. our 11 run seventh will fix that right up.
Right Raul?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking Raul's wracking up RBI's so explosively.
I like to think of them as less a reflection of Raul’s hitting ability, but as his teammates ability to get on base.
by dpseadv on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a nice change.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing what happens...
when you remove so many automatic double plays from the line up.
by dpseadv on Aug 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Lee
I told you to trade Wash last inning.
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit.
Here we go…
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Karstens can quit throwing a perfect game anytime now.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's already gotten his first major league hit off of Randy.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of beaning, Drew just tried to bunt for a hit.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello Jeff Cirillo?
I hate that kind of shit.
by dpseadv on Aug 6, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god dammit
I get home and turn the game on and that happens.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you realize how many times I've said that in my 31 years?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear I need to stop watching because they lose the second i turn the game on.
they’d win 162 if i did not watch
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel oddly comforted by this.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could mean we keep him next year...still comforted?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant comforted by the runs being scored against us.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha..but now I added some discomfort to your comfort. Sorry.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking my kids to their first game today.
As soon as they wake up. So hitting the bullpen early doesn’t bother so much today.
by dpseadv on Aug 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God, Washburn sucks again.
Why are we always wrong!? I don’t understand it! His command was so much better these past few months!
by Matthew on Aug 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod's back!
I did not miss him.
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when it was funny for, like, a week?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "Richie Sexson Single Approach" I see.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god.
http://www.draysbay.com/2008/8/6/588143/recap#7925445
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The tale of the FiddleCat is a long and ultimately rewarding story....
He was born into poverty in post-World War I Fiddletown. Wrecked by mortar shells in the first battle of the Marne, Fiddletown was bereft of economy and most importantly, happyness. FiddleCat was a bright child, always looking at instruments through the local town’s music stores. It wasn’t until his parents sent him to boarding school in Vienna that he first heard American folk music. From then on, FiddleCat knew his destiny. He saved all spring working odd-jobs with SeizureMouse to buy a fiddle to play in the streets to bring back the happiness to Fiddletown. Once that fiddle was in his hands, nobody was stopping him. He even impressed the local talent scout who would eventually send him on his first American tour.
Thus, the FiddleCat is born, highlighting celebrations of happiness throughout modern American history.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah ok, thank you
Really had no idea what you where referring too… (and was to lazy to read that the first time)
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S NOT A FIDDLE IT'S NOT A FIDDLE IT'S NOT A FIDDLE IT'S A GODDAMN STRING BASS OR MAYBE A CELLO
[breaks down weeping]
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The character's name is Cat and the Fiddle.
It’s a fiddle.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(it's still technically a cello)
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm begining to notice this with you.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY ARE YOU DICKLESS FUCKERS LETTING JEFF KARSTENS THROW A PERFECT GAME???
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin isn't BJ?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nl is a joke
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY RANDY, WHY ARE LETTING JEFF KARSTENS GET TWO HITS OFF YOU???
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok. I've accepted we're going to lose. That's fine. I can handle that.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY GET A HIT OFF JEFF FUCKING KARSTENS! THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS TWO HITS ALL BY HIMSELF!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Washburn has been perfect for the last four batters he's faced
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right; the hearts are already old.
I think only I can pull them off.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder why that is....
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I just need to wait for a good signature thief opportunity.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Karstens will throw 8 Perfect games in a row
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I switch to that game?
Or is something exciting going to happen in Seattle?
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for Jeff Karstens being a throw in
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Rizz is always good for making a routine fly more exciting than a triple.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he doesn't ever know who is hitting.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alzeimer's is insidious.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alzheimers does not = senility.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I shouldn't joke about that,
but I can’t remember why.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine died from Alzheimers.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 6, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this meme so much
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more on that, then. Sorry.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it. I never misspell his name.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alrighty, just got home and settled in.
it looks like Jarrod Washburn is regressing to the mean. Color me indifferent.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahaha Dave you're awesome.
::Yuni grounds out on the third pitch::
Dave, casually: You didn’t expect him to walk, did you?
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does this team insist on sucking so badly.
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he hates the Red Sox.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible for Dave to be any more awesome than he already is?
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he cares much for the Yankees, either.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thinks that the White Sox are stupid for putting Griffey back in center
(Contrary to Rizzs)
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, how has someone not heard that Vidro's been DFA'd?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In this wonderful world of instant communication, this is almost the only excuse.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's typical Rick.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sound hasn't traveled around the weighty-mass that is Vidro yet.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have their fingers in their ears and are singing "La la la veteran hitter la la la"
by Nick S on Aug 6, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the best excuse.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-5-6 for Arizona. They have to get a hit right?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You would fucking think so.
What’s most infuriating about this, is that for the first 4 innings, they hit 4 balls hard that were caught at the track.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hope so.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I feel for Goose, my goodness do Pirates fans need something to be happy about.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But... Karstens?!?
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New York Media:
“KARSTENS THE NEW KAZMIR????”
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what the headline would be....
Former Yankee Karstens throws perfect game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would Randy Johnson become the first pitcher ever to both throw a perfect game and have one thrown against him?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what pisses me off about the media.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keith Olbermann had a debate with a hollywood-type during his show.
Giving him props for trading Nady (they were in an NL only lfantasy eague) before he got traded and became useless. It was strange to see them talking about that. I thought, “But Jeff doesn’t care about your fantasy…wait, it’s Keith’s show”
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was Jason Bateman
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that's who it was.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Former Yankee Karstens throws perfect game....
Against former Yankee Randy Johnson
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Chris Young is a fantastic center fielder. And he has good power.
So far though, he hasn’t been able to do anything else.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, sort of?
A good fielding Russell Branyan thus far?
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BE A HERO CHRIS YOUNG
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Copyright 2008 by acblue.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At work, Yahoo is slow to update, Gameday kills computer..
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't charge me, I will cover for you.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHRIS YOUNG!
SUCK IT KARSTENS!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAA YES FUCK YOU KARSTENS
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Lord!
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I'd like to see a comeback.
(Sorry, bluemax.)
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo urns
Arizona doesn’t need another WS!
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ned Coletti doesn't deserve happinesss.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit
I’m conflicted because I don’t want Coletti’s terrible GM work to pay off, but I want the team to win.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of kind of
only with better young talent and veterans who haven’t completely collapsed.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Andruw Jones is reaching critical mass.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well okay Andruw sucks
but he sucked last year too so I don’t think he counts.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Schmidt? Does being injured count as a collapse?
Juan Pierre? Does a .600 OPS count as a collapse?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't count injuries
it was dumb to sign Schmidt considering age, but he had pitched 150+ innings every year since 1997 except one.
Juan Pierre hasn’t collapsed. His triples have dropped off a lot killing what little slugging he had. His other rate stats seem normal.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone could wonder which game we are watching.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good the pirates do not deserve a perfect game.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did they do to you?
They haven’t harmed anyone for 16 years.
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are from Shitsburg.
They are likely all Steeler fans.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's sixteen fewer years than the Mariners.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must get lonely out there on that limb.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sun glistening of Silva in the dugout..hit him just right for about 2 innings
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKK
Wash is dominating!
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fending off the piranhas w/ his glove too...
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He fell down and then made the play?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who bunts with 2 outs?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who used to bunt with their #4 hitter and DH?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it Carlos Gomez
apparently he thinks bunting for hits is his best skill. He has 25 bunt hits this season.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Wlad done anything cringe-inducing in CF yet?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Rizzs, he made a Web Gem catch out there.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave was pretty excited.
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO'S YOUR WLADDY?!
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...I'm just kinda bored...
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
Because you can use the ♥
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody, Anytime Tony, let's see it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was ball 4 that you just gidp'd with you fucking douche.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Jeff Clement ever planning on getting another XBH?
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Saving it for Graham's birthday.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Robert knows when this day is.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Graham might let him get past 2nd base
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a cool play
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Impressive
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Jarrod Washburn sucks
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my, Geoff.
But it all hinges on Washburn performing well. Forget groundball/flyball ratios. He’s a flyball pitcher. It’s not going to change overnight. It’s the quality of the flyballs that count. Are they hit hard to the gaps? Or popped up to outfielders who have all day to camp under them? When Washburn’s going well, it’s the latter. When he isn’t, the flyballs turn into extra-base hits.
I think those balls that are hit hard to the gaps are called line drives, Geoff. Washburn gives up a lot of them.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, to be fair, this is a mistake that was made right here last night.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The time is now to leave some men stranded.
C’mon guys, you’re good at this.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For what its worth,
I hate that nickname.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I do too
But I never got Loafie…
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either.
I kind of like… Lopez.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think someone with the ability should take that photo of Lopez face planting into second base
And put “Bull Lopezer”....damnit, why can’t his last name be closer to ‘dozer’
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They need to give Rauuuul an RBI opportunity
wonder why Reed didn’t bunt them over. What else are we playing for?
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Raul even have hair??
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just that abomination on his chin.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You asshole, stop paying attention to the game.
Let’s talk some more about LucasArts adventure games.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 6, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait ... WLAD is in centre? Why is this? Is Riggleman pissed?
I like Ichiro in centre. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 6, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's actually been fine out there.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we playing this game in London now?
“Center”
Just kidding!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a thought....
But I’m a damn good left fielder, a really good center fielder, but I suck in right because everything hooks the “wrong” way in my mind. Did Wlad play much in RF before he came up?
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe prior to the first callup he was primarily a RF in Tacoma.
When he was sent back down he had instructions to get work in center.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sure looked bad out there his first time up.
Maybe it was just the jitters.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no problem with it at all.
If he’s decent out there, that’s a pretty big deal, and if he’s not, eh.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And just now I thought Sims got baseball but he lost me again
Wondering if Clement will get green lighted with 0 outs and nobody on base after Beltre got the same with runners on 2nd and 3rd and one out…
by Schuxu on Aug 6, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't think it over too much - Your brain will explode.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Jeff Clement, glad your streak of no XBH's is still alive
how have I seen this man homer three times this season?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Be quiet, he's trying to break WFB's record.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham is going to murder both of you in your sleep.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's two states away
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe it is wise to question Graham's ability to cause you harm.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I travel a lot.
I’m hard to find.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were hard to find because you were skinny
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, you're the Bro-Ray. I think you're safe.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both of these are true.
I feel better now. But I have been traveling a lot lately.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Clement is giving a shout-out to Graham
You know, not getting to second base and all. He’s trying to identify with Graham.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's being very successful too
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
German Mariner sighting!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 6, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck KOMO and their goddamned commercials.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're going back to KIRO next season.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know - I can't wait. I'll miss Shannon, though. Assuming she doesn't come over to KIRO.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her only attachment to KOMO is covering the Mariners.
I suspect KIRO will offer her a contract.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how true the rumors are that KIRO is going all sports format to compete with KJR?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KJR seems to take them pretty seriously.
I heard them talking about it the other morning.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like KIRO would lose money doing that, but I say offer Groz a contract.
How funny would that be?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Groz got screwed by KJR.
Offer him a contract, put him on the baseball and football coverage, and let him have his own timeslot from 7-10PM in the offseason.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't believe they did it.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Groz was the one personality they had that I could listen to.
Everyone else KJR employs are a bunch a blithering idiots.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh. Softy kills me, but he supports Gilda's Club, so I have to at least respect him.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch in the Morning is a goddamn trainwreck.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Softy and Mitch both suck.
The only decent thing about Mitch is when Millen is on there.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they ever talk about sports on Mitch in the Morning?
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Jim in Tacoma."
“Jessica!”
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear when they all got drunk? Wow.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gasman is OK by me.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Groz with Gas is the best show on KJR.
I love the voicemails.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish i could get Seattle stations here in Eugene over the air.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 6, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They stream on the web at KJRAM.com
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that where he came from originally?
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey a Mark Lowe sighting!
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoo-hoo!
4-6-3
Lowe is looking good…
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix @ Anaheim next Wednesday
I was kind of hoping that wouldn’t be a Felix Day because now I might actually have to drive to Anaheim to watch
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR A RALLY

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloomquist is the rally cock.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 6, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cocky the rally rooster
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 6, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD I'M SO GLAD WILLIE IS ON THIS TEAM
so when we need a pinch hitter…
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a guy who's 2/2 on the day...
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Everett....
would have gotten by most SSs…
Cuba Si! Yanqi No!
by Patrick517 on Aug 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ladies and Gentleman, Adrian Beltre.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 6, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
should aim the ball better
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by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cock a doodle fuck you denard span
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I count only 12 guys with a lower BABIP, and only a few of those can match Beltre's LD%.
Konerko, Mark Ellis, Khalil Greene, Ramon Hernandez.
by Teej on Aug 6, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish more people understood the meaning of those two stats.
by BrianL on Aug 6, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Balls Ate By Ivan Parker?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 6, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Lard Deposit %
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowe sucked it up pretty good.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 6, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to be confused
with Shirley Wells.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 6, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, we're boring and awful again.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 6, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I take it we're losing ugly?
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it was fun caring about the team again while it lasted
by OlSalty on Aug 6, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wait until they waive Washburn.
We’ll smile again then.
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by Thingray on Aug 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally, Shaun Marcum has allowed one walk through 4 innings.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 6, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not pictured:
B.J. Upton napping.
J.K.L.
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