8/5: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners
Brad Wilkerson, 4/19-4/29: .421/.476/.579
Brad Wilkerson, 4/30: Cut
Greg Norton, 4/13-4/27: .438/.500/.563
Greg Norton, 4/30: Cut
Richie Sexson, 6/2-7/8: .247/.370/.330
Richie Sexson, 7/10: Cut
Jose Vidro, 7/19-8/4: .340/.354/.489
Jose Vidro, 8/5: Cut
All four of these players were cut during what could be considered - for them - stretches of pretty good performance. Presumably this is because the Mariners (correctly) didn't believe said stretches accurately reflected any sort of improvement in the players' respective skillsets. Which makes you wonder why they waited so long to make each move if they were already planning on the DFAs ahead of time. If you're planning on letting someone go, and you're not going to let him change your mind with a stretch of inflated statistics, why wait? What purpose does that serve?
Ordinarily, when the Mariners keep a struggling player in the lineup, they'll justify it by saying they're trying to get the guy going. Don't believe their lies. Each of these four players "got it going" and still wound up out of a job. The Mariners have their reasons for why they do things, but don't think for a second that they'll ever let us know what they are. All we can really do as outsiders is guess.
At least their thought processes have recently been leading to some pretty good news. God, today rocks.
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I know this wasn't true
but part of me wanted to believe that Vidro was constantly trotted out in the clean-up spot so we could ensure winning “the sweepstakes,” (see, we don’t have to mention his name).
Now we’ve gone and put ourselves in a good position to get better. This late in the season, I’m not sure how I feel about this.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 6:27 PM PDT
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Holy Tacos Clement Wlad Reed AND LaHair are all in the lineup
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Aug 5, 2008 6:28 PM PDT
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It is very nice to see Wlad back.
Here’s hoping he makes the best of his most recent opportunity.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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Don't know about Wilkerson and Norton
But with Sexson and Vidro, it’s remotely plausible that they wanted to give the veterans a chance to leave on a somewhat positive note rather than end their tenure with the Mariners in the middle of a slump.
by ubelmann on
Aug 5, 2008 6:30 PM PDT
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Which might help them get picked up by another team.
I was thinking that, too. Bavasi was always the kind of guy who wanted to give a player every chance to succeed somewhere else.
by Teej on
Aug 5, 2008 6:32 PM PDT
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I'm so happy over today's events and I'm looking at a small sample size,
but I’m starting to think Lee Pelekoudas might be a solid GM. I’m probably just comparing him to his predecessor and therefore anyone not named Sabean would look good, but I’m lacking my standard feeling of impending doom.
by Teej on
Aug 5, 2008 6:31 PM PDT
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If he rids us of Washburn I have no complaints.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 6:33 PM PDT
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If Joba is going to miss significant time
And they don’t put Washburn on waivers very soon after that news breaks, they are unbelievably dumb.
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 6:40 PM PDT
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What is this strange sensation.....
Is this…..hope?
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 6:37 PM PDT
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That's a rather slimming portrayal of Vidro.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on
Aug 5, 2008 11:49 PM PDT
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I'm blaming JI
for the rain delay in St Louis. 90 degrees and raining is crap.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
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He probably blames you.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 6:43 PM PDT
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It's back.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 6:45 PM PDT
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I'm blaming JI if the Cards don't beat the Dodgers.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:01 PM PDT
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The Dodgers put out their best possible lineup
and score 0 runs. Life is cruel.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 7:02 PM PDT
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Has the crowd cheered Manny yet when he's scratching his ass?
Because they give him a standing ovation for everything else.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:03 PM PDT
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Have they made him cut his hair yet?
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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Except for that first home run, when they gave him a fucking
by Gomez on
Aug 5, 2008 7:07 PM PDT
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I'm not sure if that is my worst typo ever, or my best.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM PDT
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I was without DirecTV this weekend
so I dunno. And I’m at work right now.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
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It was disgusting.
At one point, they cheered him when he struck out.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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Maybe it was mock cheers
like they do for Andruw Jones when he makes contact with the ball?
Meh, okay so the LA fans suck.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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They did give Jones mock cheers, and there was certainly a difference.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM PDT
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Or wonderous!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
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If they made a beer that was called "Dangerously Wladdy!" I would drink it so hard.
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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It could even be the tagline.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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This is a fun lineup.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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This is the first time in awhile that I am genuinely annoyed to be missing a game.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 6:43 PM PDT
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That was a good one yesterday
I’m interested to see how they intend to follow up the performance. I say 2-hit shut out.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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Genuinely annoyed before the game, that is.
I would have been annoyed after the fact had I missed last night’s game.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 6:45 PM PDT
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Oh good god
I just saw the lineup…. WLAD DH AND RAUL LF WTF
by IceStormV1 on
Aug 5, 2008 6:44 PM PDT
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Well I want this tewam to walk by 2010 if possible
by IceStormV1 on
Aug 5, 2008 6:45 PM PDT
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Really?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 6:45 PM PDT
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Q. Where is Wladdy formed?
A. Curacao. Duh.
by Gomez on
Aug 5, 2008 6:58 PM PDT
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Don't get your hopes up
Raul is staying in LF apparently.
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 6:48 PM PDT
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Yup
Apparently the Coddle Veterans At All Costs movement is still alive and well. Since Raul hates to DH and takes SOOOOOO much pride in his fielding, he’s staying in LF.
That being said, it’s not going to matter when he leaves as a FA (please please PLEASE let this happen).
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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I'm in love with Padrino's Pizza and Pasta
can’t stop ordering it.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 6:48 PM PDT
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Silva is really good at wearing shirts that are hideous
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 5, 2008 6:51 PM PDT
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Silva is really good at wearing shirts that are hideous
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 6:52 PM PDT
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Oh reply button, you are a tricky little fucker.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 6:53 PM PDT
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Hey
Why can’t I have House DVD promos on my site, rather than these lame “Lonestar” ringtones?
by Adam J. Morris on
Aug 5, 2008 6:54 PM PDT
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Talk about House more than baseball.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 5, 2008 6:55 PM PDT
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Hey
I didn’t pick it. The original suggestion was “Ranger Express”, which I vetoed because I didn’t want a Nolan Ryan connotation.
by Adam J. Morris on
Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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If you had that name, your ads would probably be for Panda Express.
Consider yourself lucky.
And why don’t you get to pick it? Aren’t you the site’s main honcho?
by Faux on
Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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IIRC
Jeff chose the least offensive name for this fine web log.
by Mariner John on
Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM PDT
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Promos are only for things people don't want
Otherwise they wouldn’t need to promote them.
by Gomez on
Aug 5, 2008 7:01 PM PDT
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This lineup is as good as it's going to get
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 6:59 PM PDT
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He was due.
That was a great at-bat to listen to.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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ALERT! ALERT! NATIONALS INEXPLICABLY WINNING YET AGAIN.
Chance to advance in [Stanislavski]* Sweepstakes imminent.
From now on we’ll use this instead of Str*rg. If you can’t figure it out, then lame.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
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Longest winning streak in Nationals history!
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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Not even close.
You forget how awesome the Nats were for the first half of 2005. At one point they swept three series in a row for a sweep of sweeps – 11 games, IIRC.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM PDT
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Yeah I was just kidding
It would be pretty hilarious if 4 games was actually their longest winning streak.
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM PDT
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Or we could just stop mentioning him every 5 minutes
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM PDT
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You're doing what Jeff wants.
Once opinion turns against him, he’ll reveal his devious plan to make you all look like sheep.
by Faux on
Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM PDT
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I am not a LLemming
And you fuckers ruined the Rays for me. I’ve been rooting for them for years and the year they finally get good, I can’t enjoy it.
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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When other people like bands you found first, do you get mad?
by Faux on
Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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No I'm the person that people get mad at for liking such bands
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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Also, I resent that "you fuckers"
I could care less about the Rays, as long as they keep the RS and Y out of the playoffs. Watch where you point that thing.
by Faux on
Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Sorry
When I speak, Imagine myself at a great podium where I am talking to all of LL.
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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This image is frightening.
Please use it for a paintshop.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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So...
Is Jeff a Kennedy/Hitler fusion?
Also, rec’d
by joof on
Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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You had this ready to go all day, didn't you?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT
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I just threw this together and probably should delete it off this computer before I sell it
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT
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That would be wise.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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The final solution is reserved for level 6 clowns, according to Jeff's chart.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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Archive search clowns.
But be warned.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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He couldn't deal with fiddlecat, and you want him to do that?
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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He needs to understand what he's got himself into.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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That was disturbing to an unprepared mind.
And thanks for the search tip. Last time I did a google search and got a squirrel on a motorcycle. Never enough squirrels on motorcycles. And a apparently they like water skiing.
by dpseadv on
Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT
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It's not necessarily safer to use the LL search.
But sometimes Robert will find it for you, if he’s in an archivist mood.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT
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Be forewarned: it is among the funniest flowcharts Jeff has ever made.
And he’s made a bunch.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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Today I need funny like Yuni needs a tall glass of bench.
But the DFA of Vidro did much to improve my mood.
by dpseadv on
Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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I fucking hate the way this site converts "*"s into bold font.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM PDT
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What are the odds that someone signs Vidro?
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM PDT
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Coletti's been spayed by ownership, and Sabean may be dumb but he's not THAT dumb.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:14 PM PDT
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He could play 1b
for Loney :(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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I kinda doubt it
If he could play a position maybe someone would, but since he can’t I don’t see how he helps any team.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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The only question to ask is: does any team currently have a worse option at DH?
And the answer OF COURSE NOT FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD BE PUTTING SOMEONE LIKE JOSE VIDRO AT DH????
sigh...other than us, I guess.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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Neither can I.
But I figure someone might think they can use him as a switch-hitting pinch-hitter or something.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM PDT
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This is so... kink porn.
And I’m not saying another thing for 20 minutes. Honest.
by dpseadv on
Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT
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Subthread closed.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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I love the promotions.
If the Mariners turn a triple-play, some kid gets a vacation or something. Way to get kids all pumped over something that has a 0.0000001% chance of happening. Pricks.
by Teej on
Aug 5, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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Is that the one that gets the spa vacation?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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Maybe. I wasn't listening too closely.
Whatever it is, it should be worth about $4 million to get any reasonable person excited about the prospect, given those odds.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM PDT
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I was going to mention that, but then I realized the M's did exactly that yesterday.
But yes, in general, it’s the Mariners. Seven runs in a game is an anomoly.
by Teej on
Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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Good work Jeffie.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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Anyone else having trouble posting in a timely matter?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:14 PM PDT
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYS!!!!
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:14 PM PDT
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That was an ugly swing.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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Nice work RA
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:18 PM PDT
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I'm calling it right now: the Sox are not catching the Rays.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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I JUST MEANT THAT THE SOX ARE PASTY AND WHITE AND DON'T GET OUT IN THE SUN ENOUGH DOOD.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM PDT
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM PDT
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM PDT
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Wow, Reed.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM PDT
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Nice one, Reed.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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Mark Grace will never get a job with the Pirates.
Because holy crap he is ROASTING them right now. Wow.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT
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Paraphrasing
“I don’t know what the goals of the Pirates have been Darron. If they’re goals were to produce bad bad teams, and to be in last place every single year, then they succeeded. You see these guys Darron(pointing out a group of Pirates fans in the crowd)? You see these guys? They don’t deserve this. They don’t deserve the crap product that they’ve had to endure. The bad teams, the bad draft picks, the bad trades, the bad signings. They don’t deserve it. What are those guys thinking? I mean, come on. It’s a great city to play in Darron, and a beautiful ballpark. But it’s been some bad bad teams in Pittsburgh. Those fans don’t deserve that. I hope it gets better.”
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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This is indescribably awesome.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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Also: there are some Pirates fans out there who hold to a conspiracy theory belief that the Pirates have INTENTIONALLY tried to lose for the last decade
Because it’s cheaper and easier (what with revenue sharing) than having to put a competitive team on the field and run the risk of raising expectations.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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But KC at least has some promising young pieces in Greinke, Soria, Butler, Gordon, Bannister, etc.
The Pirates don’t have shit. And they play in the NL, in a historically weak division (though it’s strong this year). No excuse.
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by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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KC has had promising players for aeons.
They still suck.
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Don't expect me to disagree here.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Very true. I feel for the fans.
Huntington and Co. are very promising, though.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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When Mariners fans throw your team a pity party
you know things are going bad.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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We may be stupid, but at least we're not cheap.
Hey, it’s something at least.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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This will be the 16th year in a row that the Pirates finish below .500.
At least we’ve had a little taste of success.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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They won three straight division titles from 1990 to 1992.
Then Bonds left after the last one, and they’ve been miserable since. Obviously Bonds had an awesome clubhouse presence and made everyone around him better.
by Teej on
Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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Doumit has been a beast
Though that probably has a lot to do with the .358 babip.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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I'm a Nate McLouth fan myself
I hope we one day steal him.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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After the Super Bowl and with the Penguins becoming dominant...
Those fans dont deserve jack shit now.
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Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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Oh my god, you people need to quit bitching about that Superbowl.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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From me or just in general?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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From you.
I remember you going on rants about it in the past…
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Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Robert would be proud.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
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Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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I am 99% sure my super bowl rant is longer and uses more vivid imagery
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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I was actually referring him remember rants I have done in the past.
I remember it too, but it was like 2 years ago, I didn’t expect anybody else to remember.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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I used to think I had grown tired of bitching about the super bowl
but than I watched a replay of it last week and broke my bluetooth.
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Tell me more.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Oh Adrian.
Why do you love that slider low and away so much?
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM PDT
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Zach Duke just did the most obvious balk ever.
Came to home like he was throwing a pitch, step towards home, and was even still looking at the plate, and yet he threw to first. Ump called it. Weird. Did he just forget you can’t do that?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Fernando Tatis hit two homers today.
Fernando Tatis was hitting .312/.358/.497 coming into that game.
Fernando Tatis.
Somebody explain this to me.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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He found Jesus
or something.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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He's playing
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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And he's damn good.
Jesus saves, dude.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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BUT GRETZKY GETS THE REBOUND
HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT
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The guy is old enough to have been a starter for the Expos...IN 2002.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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Yay Loafie!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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Wlad c'mon baby ring in the new season with a dong.
by Omerta on
Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT
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You know who else hits home runs?
Johnson. As in Nick Johnson.
by eponymous_coward on
Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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Almost.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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His bat is slow
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Holy crap, the Dbacks 3rd base coach is Tracy Morgan.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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You sure it's not Brian Fellows?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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That was my first thought.
They have Lee Tingsly(the name he is going under) mic’d and when Duke balked, he “Hey! He balked!” and he sounded just like Brian Fellows.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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Gasp.
LaHair’s results in his first 33 at-bats aren’t sustainable!?
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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HAHA...Yuni put everything he had into that swing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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Fuck you Yuni and your crappy warning track power.
You broke my heart. But I have a new guy now. Jose Lopez treats me right, and he’s way better then you’ll ever be.
by joof on
Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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See? Last night Willy kept it going with a walk, despite the tag at the plate.
by dpseadv on
Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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Why am I the one who needs to be convinced here?
by Graham on
Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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It's hard to change your pre-conceived beliefs.
It’s okay Graham, we’re here for you.
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Did you guys know Beltre actually IS a bust?
by Graham on
Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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Unclutch bastard, I never thought he was good
by OlSalty on
Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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ZOMG!
What about Bryan LaHair!? IS HE GOING TO BE GOOD!?
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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The Prophet LaHair somehow escaped Bill Bavasi's scorched earth policy
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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But Shin-Shoo Choo didn't. DAMN YOU BAVASI!
:Shakes fist:
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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CHOO IS GOING TO BE A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER
WHAT DID YOU DO, BILL!?
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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ASDRUBAL CABRERA IS THE NEXT OMAR VIZQUEL!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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We Lemming Jeff.
You…not so much.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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It's funny, because you can count the number of times Jeff and I have disagreed about baseball on 0 hands
by Graham on
Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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I am interested in the times you have disagreed about things other than baseball
by Robert on
Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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Somehow I knew this would be the response.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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I don't know if Triunfel has the ability to stay at short.
by BrianL on
Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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The Cunab doesn't either, but that isn't stopping him.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Little Nicky Punto
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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Head first slide?
Dumb ass.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Ankiel literally cannot run.
I love you Luddy.
by JI on
Aug 5, 2008 10:00 PM PDT
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Does he have bad Ankiels or something?
Maybe bad knees?
by joof on
Aug 5, 2008 10:01 PM PDT
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Good job Jose!
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I like baseball
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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