Morrow Down! Vidro Gone! Wlad Up!
Jeff's note on Morrow: It looked like something was up when Morrow started getting warm in the seventh inning last night; that Morrow was preparing for eighth inning work suggested that JJ had been reinstated as the closer, and sure enough, with JJ back handling the ninth, today the organization was able to come through and make the move for which we've been waiting since the draft. Good on them, even if it is ages late. Between this and the RRS "demotion", the Mariners are finally starting to look like they give a damn about the future. And I like when my favorite team gives a damn about the future.
I don't know what lies ahead for Morrow, but it's exciting to have a pitching prospect in the upper minors who has a high ceiling. It's been a while. It's also exciting to know that this move makes it that much more likely that Jarrod Washburn's pitching somewhere else in 2009. Late decisions aren't great decisions, but they can often be good ones, and if this organization actually manages to salvage something out of this death portal of a season, then more power to them. I wasn't expecting them to.
Brandon Morrow's been optioned to the minors. Confirmed by KOMO 1000, 14:12. And now on the official site. Jared Wells, who we received from the Padres from Baek, will take his spot on the roster.
Morrow's going to be stretched out as a starter in Tacoma, meaning that his long-awaited transition to a major league starting pitcher is beginning. This team does some stupid things sometimes, but at least they're recognising that leaving Morrow as a reliever would be a mistake.
As a starter, I really don't have much faith in him right now. We'll have to see how his velocity holds up in the rotation as compared to coming out of the pen, and whether he can improve his command of his non-fastball pitches. But this can only be good for his development. Thanks, Mariners.
Also I guess this means JJ's our closer again.
Unrelated Update: KOMO reporting (15:11) that Jose Vidro's fat ass has been designated for assignment. About bloody time. Replacing him on the roster is one Wladimir Balentien (confirmed on official site).
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RRS and Morrow in the Tacoma rotation? nice.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 5, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No freakin' way....
They couldn’t be smart enough to do it this quickly….could they?
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently confirmed on radio.
Still waiting for a press release.
Guess this means Morrow won’t be at Uwajimaya on Thursday.
by Matthew on Aug 5, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing how low our standards have fallen.
We’re genuinely excited about this.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has nothing to do with standards.
This is a great move.
by Matthew on Aug 5, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're taking a young player
and using him in a way that isn’t idiotic.
That shouldn’t be a particularly note-worthy event.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay to be happy from time to time.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't you get upset about the grand slam last night?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was pissed because I turned the radio off.
I wanted to hear Dave call it.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Explanation:
I have always had this pet peeve with anyone other than Niehaus calling grand slams. Ever since I was a kid I’d get upset over the fact that I didn’t get to hear Dave’s signature call.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it wasn't him.
Unless I completely missed it.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, well I take back my "FUCK YOU IBANEZ" line.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now if only you could hide it.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But knowing how our front office is
And knowing what they planned on doing in the past, the fact that they are changing the plan with Morrow is big news.
Sure, it wouldn’t be that big if they had done this in the first place, but it’s rare to see them admit their mistake and actually change before its way too late
by Karma Police on Aug 5, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is sort of like being lost in the wilderness without anything to eat for a week
Then getting rescued and taking that first bite of Little Caesars. Sure it’s just cheap pizza, but you haven’t had anything to eat at all in a long time, and compared to nothing it might as well be Filet Minon.
Okay that analogy kind of blew, but you get the point.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good effort though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked it
Makes sense to me; I know what you’re trying to say.
by l0nepinemall on Aug 5, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been alive for 31 years.
I’ve rarely seen the Mariners do that.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Hyphen's down at Tacoma to start.
But he’s got to be a little annoyed that two other pitchers have gotten called back to Seattle before him.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they announce today that Washburn has been placed on waivers I will be a very, very happy man.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they announce Washburn has been claimed off of waiver I will be even happier.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today could be a very, very good day.
Furthermore (echoing what Matthew said), Baker said that RR-S will likely be called up in a couple of days after his normal between-start rest. Jared Wells will be optioned back to Tacoma after that.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes please
If Washburn is gone before September 1 this will be a successful month.
by Sec 108 on Aug 5, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Yanks are willing to deal now
that Joba is injured. Maybe they’d like a little pitching help?
by pygmalion on Aug 5, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Seemed like this move was going to happen real soon but it’s cool to hear this move finally going down.
by ThundaPC on Aug 5, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only a year and a half late!
Wooooooo!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First we get an inning like last night's, and now we have a smart decision?
Let’s keep this streak going.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where does this rate on the Jeff Happiness scale?
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still waiting to know if his breakfast was satisfactory.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is Hawt.
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 5, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In conclusion
Before the game, Riggleman pulled back a little from his comments of Sunday. It seems he might have spoken out of turn when he said, rather definitively, that the team wanted to move Morrow into the rotation once Putz re-claims the closer job.“I’ve been more aggressive talking about it than I probably should have,’’ he said. “It might be soon, but it might not be as soon as I was alluding the other day.’‘
...Jim Riggleman is confused.
by Jeff on Aug 5, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're giving him a fucking.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 5, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yes.
Happy, happy, joy, joy!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome... wonder when he'll start at home?
Probably gets his first start on the road.
I’m really excited to see this; 2009 just (potentially) got a lot better.
Jared Wells is not a very good pitcher, but that doesn’t matter.
by marc w on Aug 5, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weds or Thurs.
Thank goodness I don’t have band practice next Thursday…
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 5, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game's at 11:30am
Good luck with that.
If you can go, get off my lawn.
by marc w on Aug 6, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually have a job.
Just have tomorrow off. /livejournal
But I will not kill your grass
by Mariner John on Aug 6, 2008 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PROGRESS!
And so soon before September too.
Those wondering when RRS is coming up… give the guy some time. He’s only made 3 starts and he’s still got some kinks to work out… though he did log 101 pitches yesterday, so he can handle going that long.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can anyone confirm anything about Vidro?
My mom just called to say that he’d been DFA’d, and she gets most of her M’s news of KOMO….
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been of the best days of the year if this is true.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not seeing anything yet, though
and I would hate to jump the gun on this. It just strikes me as really weird since news almost ALWAYS hits here before the phone call.
“McLaren’s been fired!”
“Oh, pssh, I knew that two hours ago.”
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love doing this to my dad.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Info I was able to dig up...
He cleared waivers. No more roster moves from Tacoma’s roster anyway…
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 5, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...wait, really?
So we can release him, trade him, or outright option him to Short-Season Everett?
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be so awesome
And he’d bat cleanup there too.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a ten minute drive from my house.
I can head there to throw hot dogs at him.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not a single hot dog
would ever touch the ground.
by Pet Rock on Aug 5, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd join you. I'm only about 5 or 10 minutes away as well!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE GONNA GET RABED
But poor Nate Tenbrink.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha that would be so great seeing him in an Aqua Sox uniform
I live like 5 minutes from there, oh man would I ever heckle him if that were to happen.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The heckling is so much more intimate at Everett Memorial Stadium.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, would that be fun!!!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm picking 3:18 in the USSM Death Pool.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still up at 3:21
Though no notice of Vidro is up yet.
I’m picking 3:36.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just keep hitting refresh ;)
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was kidding.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3:26, it loads slow but it loads.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
USSM Commenters have caught on.
Impending doom clock continues ticking.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F that,
keep hitting refresh here so we can have more page views.
by Matthew on Aug 5, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you risk missing out on hidden threads!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But refreshing more often gives you a chance at temp admin powers.
Jeff set it up so every 1000th pageview would grant the user 5-minute admin status.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Secret admin status though
so you’d never know it until you accidentally banned butthol
The Jose Lopez Watch - 137 H, 16 BB, 50 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 5, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3:36 and.............
Still up.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Derek's been doing some excellent work with the server
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not loading for me.
I’m thinking dead.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I retract my earlier statement. It's not dead yet.

the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty ballsy of DMZ to put it on the main page.
I mean, it’s obviously the big news, but he’s got to have some confidence in the server.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3:50, still up and loaded fast. Vidro post now up.
Impressive.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait no.
Took a minute to load. Impressive.
by redwolf75 on Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for them!
I avoid them on big news days because of the server issues. Plus I like the comment format here better.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3:58.............................
Looks to be dead.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not for me.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 5, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time of death, 3:56, according to my watch.
Not bad Goose – within 20 minutes. Anyone have 3:50+ in the pool?
by marc w on Aug 5, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not quite dead yet
At least, it dies and comes back on me a lot.
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just came up.
She has a pulse!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have 3:37
I haven’t refreshed it for a few minutes, but judging from the below, I’m going to go ahead and say nice guess.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEST DAY EVER
Why it took so long to do such simple and obvious things, I don’t know, but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND IT'S DICKEY TIME TODAY!
OH MY GOD I LOVE BASEBALL AGAIN!
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE SKY IS NOT FALLING ANYMORE!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now these bitches have no excuse to not play Jeffie every day
If Washburn gets put on waivers sometime this week I’m going to need a new pair of pants.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little worried about that now.
If RR-S is recalled, it’s to take Batista’s rotation spot. Morrow won’t be ready to claim another spot until September.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll probably wait for Bedard to come back
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No need to rush him
Plus, anything can happen between now and September. A spot could open up in a variety of ways.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life as a Mariner fan:
wetting pants when bad players are DFAed.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet your coworkers wish you weren't an M's fan.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That thing I'm supposed to do when they pay me.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh that...
My job is doing live sound for concerts and then I’m still in school. So I’m unfamiliar with the concept of a “real” job.
by SethGrandpa on Aug 5, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy it while you can.
And get off my lawn.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you work?
I always thought that was a fascinating field, and one with a surprisingly wide talent spread in seattle bars….
by marc w on Aug 5, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if I can handle all this good news...
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take it like a man.
Or like a choir boy, either way is fine.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boys, meet St. Vincent.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORROW DOWN! VIDRO GONE! HAREN EXTENDED!
I’m a Felix extension away from an Awesome Overload.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm curious as to what Webb is gonna get in the offseason.
Probably something similar to what Peavy got.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all that much better than what Silva got
Thanks Bill.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rotoworld pretty much sums it up:
Had Haren been a free agent this winter, it’s quite likely he would have made something like $80 million-$90 million for five years or $100 million for six years. Arizona will control him for five years at $58.75 million.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the fact that your MOTHER called with this news. Your mother obviously rocks.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 5, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't know how to react if my mother called with baseball news.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would check under the bed for pods.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 5, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom keeps score when she watched games on TV.
So like twice a day. She’s crazy for baseball.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 6, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody got a link on Vidro?
I want to print, then frame it.
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Aug 5, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for him
(He wasn’t looking bad at all the last few weeks in Tacoma)
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Snelling available again?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe for a few games...then pop goes the knee.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite what I meant,
but your sarcasm is duly noted.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snelling's problem is the extra bulk
It’s not helping those balky knees. 15-20 lbs of that added muscle need to go.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snelling's problem is that his body is generally bollocksed, his swing twists his knee like crazy, and he plays like a lunatic
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, ain't it cool?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by "cool" you mean "enriching the MRI owners of the US", then yes.
Otherwise: >:(
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just love him because he's crazy.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's like Pete Reiser
Good player, but the style of play just totally fucked him for greatness.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not familiar with Reiser.
But I’ve played softball with guys like that. I play hard, but there are times where you’re better off living to play another day.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Reiser
As a rookie in 1941, he won the National League batting title while the Dodgers took home the pennant. The following year, he was hitting .380 until he ran into the concrete outfield wall while running at full speed. That incident robbed him of any more effective play that year, and caused Brooklyn’s painful drop in the NL standings.He was done as a full time player by 28… because he played at full tilt, and kept getting injured.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be why they have paddding on the walls now I bet.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all walls.
Wrigley doesn’t. And there’s a section at Angels stadium that pisses me off. The lowest foot of the outfield corners has no padding. In the last few years, two players have gotten knee injuries from sliding into the concrete going after a ball.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot about Wrigley.
But I suppose every park has some dangerous spots. Ichiro banged himself up on a wall in RF at Safeco a few years back, and they’ve added padding since then.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Ichiro crashed the wall earlier this year.
I watched that in slow motion a couple of times, he’s so so lucky he hit that gate in the outfield fence. It still amazes me how much that thing moved when he plowed into it.
by dpseadv on Aug 5, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they called up Wlad huh...
Perhaps this means Raul is not long for LF?
I’m not getting my hopes up, but 5 OF on the roster?
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you counting Willie?
He’s more of a utility bitch.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not counting Willie
He can at least play a different position, but if we count him we’ve got 6.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who am I missing?
Wlad
Raul
Reed
Ichiro
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus WIllie.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So let's call it four OF,
And Willie can split time with Yuni, and pinch run.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, at least this means Reed and Wlad get regular time
If they’re not planning to still use Willie in the OF.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Raul goes to DH full time.
Now what do they do at DH, 1b? We still have Cairo, Lehair, Clement, Kenji and Raul to fit in those two spots?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you play Cairo or Kenji?
Seriously, they’re useless.
C Jeffie
1B LaHair
2B Lopez
SS Yuni/Willie
3B King Awesome
RF Ichiro!
CF Reed/Willie
LF Wlad
DH Raul
Kenji and Cairo can go sit and collect splinters on the bench, at this point.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I would do for the rest of the season:
Raul full time DH (ideally he’d be platooned but nobody else available can hit LHP either)
Wlad in RF, Ichiro in LF, Reed in CF, Raul could be our 4th OF or Willie I guess.
Clement/Kenji 4:1 split playing time at C, dump Burke.
LaHair full time 1B
Willie and Yuni split time at SS until his fat ass drops some weight
Cairo on the bench where he belongs.
That gets all the people who matter for next year regular playing time, and probably makes us better overall right now too.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LaHair doesn't matter for next year, but yeah.
Seriously, if Bryan LaHair is the full time 1B in 2009, we’re doomed.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to concur here.
And when the fuck does either Edgar or Buhner take over at batting coach?
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hold your breath.
Buhner would be an odd choice, and Edgar has shown no interest in coaching.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping for a miracle with him
I don’t really expect him to be any good but you might as well try him out. It’s not like playing Cairo there would be any better.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem is if he Bloomquists the last two months
you’re going into 2009 with someone who, if he hits his 90% projection, is Raul Ibañez (and is more likely to be John Mabry).
Really, you need someone else and should aggressively move to fill this position in the offseason. LaHair should enjoy his time in the majors as the starting 1B for the Mariners, because it’s not going to last long.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 5, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope not.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
It is 99% likely I don’t want him on the team next year. But it doesn’t hurt to keep him there for the rest of this season anyways, and as a general principle I just hate seeing Cairo allowed to start for a Major League team in any capacity.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Baker
Raul will only DH occasionally….. Riggleman doesn’t want to cool off his bat by only DH’ing him… blah blah blah…
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 5, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well duh, you don't want to block Cairo from his newly acquired job!
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Riggleman its going to be a rotation of
Wlad, Reed and Raul…. with less of Raul.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 5, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's progress at least
Can’t expect to get everything we want I guess…
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two good decisions in one day.
It’s a Mariner Miracle!
by Teej on Aug 5, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It think it is pretty awesome
that the best ~20 hour strech of the season for this franchise has involved DFAing their highly paid DH and sending their 2nd best reliever to the minors. What an awful year.
by waldo rojas on Aug 5, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best 20 hour stretch was
the 19 hours before Felix’s grand slam and the hour after it, but not including the Beltran incident.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This still thrills me.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIF or it didn't happen!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is so much better than trade deadline day.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expectations are also different
Expectations were high for the deadline, and so disappointment was likely. But no one was expecting any of this today, which adds to the surprise/joy.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Fucking. Kidding.
The Jose Lopez Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what's kinda sad? This is the best day of the Mariner's season. And it's not even close.
by SethGrandpa on Aug 5, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best 24 hours. We have to include last night's game.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're biased.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I take it back, I just got a job offer and a cheque for £300 in the mail.
Today wins.
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Jeffie will do something glorious just for you tonight.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheque?
Now you’re just making words up.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your spelling is dumb.
Cheque.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opening Day is always the Greatest Day.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 5, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opening day sucked.
It was colder than a witch’s tit and I got snowed on.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were sitting in left field?
That game would’ve been better if it wasn’t so cold.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was sitting behind home plate
with my back to the wall. The wind was blowing so hard that the snow was coming from underneath me. God that sucked.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I was about sixteen rows in front of you!
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I moved after the third, but it wasn't any better on the concourse.
It was 55 degrees and sunny when I left home. “A hoody will be fine!” I said. “It’s chilly, but there’s not a cloud in the sky!” I said. I should stop listening to myself.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made that mistake too.
Goddamn it was cold.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this a saying you need to copyright?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colder than a witch's tit?
Well, generally I’ve heard it as teat, but it’s a really old saying.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer "Colder than a well diggers ass" personally.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one and plan to use it in the near future.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be sure to attribute it properly.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that, double standards woo!
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be stealing this line too.
Borrowing. I meant borrowing.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never understood why witches' tits were so cold.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're kind of like zombies.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go for a swim in a glacial fed lake with your GF, then go from there.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today doesn't suck anymore. Now bring me the head of Cairo!
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we could only buy him a Greyhound ticket
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 5, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll gladly pay for it.
The ticket, not the beheading. Aww shit. Both.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
there is not one person remaining in the organization from the Pepe/Jose commercial.
by MFAN on Aug 5, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Pepe
I thought only Jose got DFAed
The Jose Lopez Watch - 140 H, 16 BB, 49 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 6, 2008 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool there's reason to start watching Mariner games again
I will now watch more regularly, especially during Felix/Bedard/RRS/Dickey starts.
by marinator on Aug 5, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope we get Vidro the fuck off the roster.
What if he gets sent down to AAA and tears up inferior pitching? We don’t need him to tempt our inept management.
by redwolf75 on Aug 5, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He won't go to Tacoma
He’s a vet and will just become a free agent, ala Richie Sexson.
by marc w on Aug 5, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooohh! Perhaps he and Richie can start their own team!
I hear Spiezio is looking for work…
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something like this already happened
They’re called the Long island Ducks.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I was thinking of Greg Norton's situation.
by redwolf75 on Aug 5, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norton signed a minor league deal
The M’s should have signed Vidro to a minor league deal, but did not.
by marc w on Aug 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if any team would even consider signing him to a major league contract
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We probably would if he'd been released by a different team.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh USSM database errors you sneaky sons of a bitch.
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got a ten T1 bundle here at work, and I can't get USSM to load.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still loads for me.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was able to get in,
and then I was like, “oh wait – it’s USSM.”
Now it’s just loading again.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Works just fine for me.
And it loaded really quickly too.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still loading for me as well.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Aug 5, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In somewhat related news, Joba Chamberlain is going to see Dr.James Andrews to have his shoulder evaluated.
Uh oh’s.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 5, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Jobu, er... Joba..
Maybe this means they’ll take Washburn off our hands.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost certainly if it's serious
That’s why it would be smart to waiver him very soon before they find other options.
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very smart.
Uh oh….
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankee or not, it sucks when special players get seriously injured.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 5, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though when they're Yankees it saves us from Jeter-style hagiographies.
My emotions are mixed.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why so many server problems at USSM?
Is there that many more people than LL or because LL is part of SB Nation?
by BMP on Aug 5, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The latter.
USSM has more traffic and it’s independent.
by Graham on Aug 5, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Derek puts it,
LL is part of a giant, faceless, internet conglomerate
and USSM isn’t.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL has dancing furries and fiddlecats.
USSM doesn’t.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure which site this is supposed to be supporting
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FURRIES ARE A MEME THAT CREATES DEPENDENCE
A LIFE-DESTROYING FAMILY-DESTROYING MEME
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think BrianL has been through a 10 day furry-aversion program
by OlSalty on Aug 5, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
World Series or Bust!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 5, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it could happen.
I bet Ichiro is great at poker.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, too late!
That was held back in June.
by Gomez on Aug 5, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's always next year!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Final table is in November though IIRC
by Sec 108 on Aug 5, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this thread getting wonky for anyone else?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
That’s idiotic.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should be this week.
The main event has been held during the first week of August the last 2 years.
by Wilder. on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Angels regress a bit and we win the rest of our games
we have a chance
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 5, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been like an hour since this news broke.
Should I be bored and sullen again?
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the True Mariner Fan way!

the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 5, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That guy is even skinnier than I am. Poor fella.
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I'm skinnier than he is.
5-10 / 140
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's cool to be a lithe lead singer in a rock band,
right?
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with that.
I used to be a musician (singer) myself. But being poor all the time started to suck, so I got a normal job.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I'm double majoring in IT management and music composition.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good choice.
Always have a back up plan.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, zomg I'm 6-1/165 too
We should wrestle
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Aug 5, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for being gay.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 5, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on!
Crisco, or is that like a third date kind of thing?
by kevin_ess on Aug 5, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is a new photoshop, it is one of the best of the year.
If it is old, well I was hanging out with my girlfriend while Chicago was getting shit on with rain, hail, and lightning last night, so I had no electricity in our place and I apologize.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Aug 5, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just read the news. Wow!
These are the kind of events that can turn around the crappiest day ever!
by dpseadv on Aug 5, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we need an updated Jeff Happiness Chart.
by BrianL on Aug 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps in flow chart form.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 5, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro
Thank god. I was at the game last night, and when Vidro came up with the bases loaded and no outs, I turned to my girlfriend and said “perfect setup for a double play”. Of course it happened.
I can’t believe his WPA wasn’t more negative. I will walk by the stadium tomorrow; hopefully, they’ll pull his giant disgusting face off the side of the building.
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