8/4: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Aug 4, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
One of these pitchers specializes in throwing the ball over the plate all the time and seeing what happens. One of these pitchers may or may not specialize in throwing the ball.
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I'm hoping for a Jarrod Washburn-like
“improvement” that’ll allow us to unload ‘tits during the offseason.
I'm hoping to win the lotto.
Any other pipe-dreams we can talk about?
I posted on the Minn. vs. Seattle preview string.
But I thought it was the game thread, now I feel really stupid. My pipe dream would be making that post disappear. Like it never happened.
fun fact
his walk up music is running down a dream by tom petty
I imagine Matthew has had a few beers and won't remember this tomorrow
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham's the one you don't want to piss off
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd argue that he should probably be #1
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as much face time.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll let that one go.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My first order of business is to suck up to the man in charge: you.
I prioritize from there.
I'm secure in the knowledge that I don't need to go to such extremes.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
See, these are phrases I cannot get away with in mod-worship.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what happens when you let mod-worship rule your life.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Are people missing this?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed this fun fact.
Feel free to provide more.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking at this lineup
I see a team with some hope, but it’s stuck inbetween two walls of suckage called Vidro and Batista
Yesterday's pregame was much better.
Roy Corcoran is soooo country. He talked about roasting a pig using a bedspring. Said he was from Louisiana, but from the accent I never would have guessed La. Tennessee maybe.
It's okay, Jeff.
Seahawks preseason starts soon. John Morgan will be able to console you and sing about the virtues of a well-run team.
You can find happiness again.
I will be so mad if they have success in the immediate future.
I need a few years of inconsolable sadness to make me a proper fan
Their window is beginning to close
You should’ve held out a few more years.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
enjoy my favorite player ever....
Jarkko Ruutu, he will be missed
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Aug 5, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
I didn’t realize Ibanez was OPSing above .800 (by the way FSN crew thank you for using OPS).
Should we live-blog the play by play for you?
Or would you rather us post more comedy gold from the Will Thompson Fanclub?
I dug my PS2 the other day.
Played All-Star Baseball ‘05 for awhile. It was nice seeing Moyer in an M’s uniform again.
I wouldn't bet against it.
honestly, Ichiro getting hits are one of the only things I still root for in this game.
Felix days, Ichiro getting his hits, J-Lo improving, Morrow, Putz, AB… those are about it for this team anymore.
Yep
He did strike out looking against Morris twice in a game. Probably the one he’s referring to.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
memory isn't the best tool for statistical analysis
... besides, in his current job, I would make up all kinds of crap just to help the time pass.
It isn’t like he can just keep asking “what the fuck is Vidro doing in the line up! seriously people?”
I had another one but I can't find the file
it wasn’t as good, though.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe how quickly it's spread
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm concerned.
We may have to quarantine the patients in the penalty box.
Please don't; I hear it smells in there.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been cured.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I question the negative effect of the odd typo by regulars.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm suggesting that Jeff throw butthol into the box with them.
That should be a good enough final solution.
I fear who gets euthenized.
Or however you spell that.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not devoid of emotion.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Jeff hurts (?) this blog by being an emotional rollercoaster.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
People will complain that Ichiro didn't rob that home run.
Furthermore, they will use it as proof that he is clearly declining and should be traded.
The Giants haven't homered in 103.1 innings.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They finally scored though didn't they?
Vin Scully kept bringing up their scoreless streak during the recent Dodgers series.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Batista sucks
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
My friend just told me that Ichiro hurts this team by not stealing second every time he hits a single.
And he meant it.
I have bad friends.
You should have kicked him in the how-do-you-dos.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Every post you make at the Mariners official fansite, somebody tries to hijack it.
With that exact comment about Ichiro. Or is it/isn’t it about his hamstring.
Chili's pitch count is sponsored by Carlos Silva
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Listen to the game or go to bed at a decent hour?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Do both?
Some of us do not go to bed at 3:30 am.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do something worthwhile, stay up late.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer first, then bed.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I was planning on taking tonight off.
My girlfriend had a lousy day at work and wanted to get a drink, so that plan was scrapped.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Something tells me...
Staying up until 1pm is not going to be good for when I get a new job.
I'm terrified to go back to school.
I’m used to having to be at work by 11:30. Class will start at 9:00. My commute to work in ten minutes; my commute to school will be 45.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be able to sleep in later once I head back to school.
I’m getting up at 5:30 to get to Seattle by 7.
Apparently randomly yelling "Jeff" causes many people to turn their heads.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There are three Jeffs in our ten-team company fantasy league
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you remember to eat tonight?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what this was but wow, I laughed.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It must suck to get a good place to stand in line by the bullpen and find out that it's only Jake Woods that's throwing
Not as bad as Budweiser Chelada.
Bud Light and Clamato.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
He looks like a goat.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What a douche.
He should be playing bass in a nu-metal band.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet men can so easily be persuaded to give them up.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Beards ARE awesome
They are a glorious thing that is wasted on the general public – once upon a time, a man had to fight in two wars AND kill an exotic animal before he could honor his forefathers with a manly folicular ode to the ancient greats.
These days, any lute-strummed Asian Studies major can forget to shave for a couple weeks and call it a beard. A beard is a heirloom (some pieces of your beard should actually be trimmed from your father’s corpse and weaved into the neck-growth) not a device for plowing drunk froshes while their top-end is still attached to a beer bong.
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So, you're saying complete laziness is not a good reason for a man to have a beard?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Not merely that
The following conditions are necessary for proper beardholdery:
1) The beard must be planned prior to growth, as documented by concept art which takes into account the holder’s station and heritage
2) The growth must begin upon the completion of a major task or said task’s anniversary, including but not limited to:
a) Triumph over an ancestral foe
b) The repayment of a grudge with due satisfaction
c) the fathering of a mighty boy child
3) Beardholdery requires the utmost in dignity and posture by the holder. Tomfoolery and low mindedness besmirch the beard and demand a Shearing.
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for the well reasoned arguments that I shall use to my advantage.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you meaning Jeff?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you know these things?
Do you read Robert’s mind?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I still enjoy Robert's I'm bored, I'm going to paint with my pirated copy of MS paint thread.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmmmm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmm I love this comment.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It worked.
Huh.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I'm so tired of hearing this commercial as I sip my beer.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Four games against Tampa Bay?
Wonderful. Feast on our team, Rays.
Except for Felix. Please win the game in the 10th inning after Felix has been pulled.
No wonder you aren't in favor of a quarantine.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem isn't typos, it's people who aren't aware that they're making typos.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Or lead to mental images of a metropolis expressing their love physically towards Manny Ramirez.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That was wonderous.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he swaying ever so slowly?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't show me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for the careful study.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, yes, I do want to see the most talked about team of 2008.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
I think so, yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not having a Dodgers game today sucks
I just can’t get interested in non Felix starts.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Gomez has 21 stolen bases
One for every time he’s reached base
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm entranced.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I always imagine this with satanic sounding chanting overlaid.
Like the Chanting in “Critter Christmas”, except only saying This is Birdland.
Why why why!
Do pitchers I’ve never heard of channel Cy Young when they pitch against the M’s? I’ve been gone for an hour, and they’re still in the middle innings. Shit shit shit.
I'm gonna throw something out here
maybe its not the pitcher. Maybe it is the M’s line up.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Try the following exercise
Go to ESPN.com team stats pages
Order by OPS
Look up OPS by position for
C, SS, DH, 1B
The results should tell you everything you need to know, when you consider that’s nearly half of the batting order.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man that's some really awful punctuation.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Admitting you have a problem is the first stop.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to stop mocking others.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"Kenji doesn't run well."
Ayup. Very astute observation, Blow.
I find those statements hilarious.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If he starts suggesting that infielders let infield pop-ups drop because it would lead to a triple play, I would be weirded out.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Sims in the booth with Ron Fairly

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's good that the hundreds of hours watching M's games has some entertainment value for you
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Rolly chair.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
But they're so shiny!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember back when Yuni wasn't 300 lbs?
Good times
You'll feel mighty stupid when he develops his own gravitational pull.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't this improve his fielding, since batted balls would come his way?
If this theory is correct, we should have a DP combo of Vidro and Silva.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Must you continue to crush my high spirits?
They’re beating the Braves.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he was.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but the game will be over sooner.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We can hope.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit.
Suck harder. Strasburg’s at stake here. >:(
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
This was impressive.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
I am beginning to hate that name
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He's going to be so confused when his first appearance is met with a chorus of boos.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think my next LL trick will be trying to make you guys root for some other draft-eligible collegiate instead
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And it would happen.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a dream the other night where Matthew was Bill Nye the science guy
And Graham played the part of the token black chick from that show
You are following a false Messiah
ZOMG POLITICS
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to wonder if Yuni is still actually really good at defence and what you say is just you testing the LLemming theory
You're being Graham now.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You should ask me what I really think of Erik Bedard
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you really think of Erik Bedard?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've abandoned my pursuit of info on Ms. Jeff and now am trying to squeeze your political affiliation out of them
Ms. Jeff seems more fun.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I can take the Ms Jeff info search on.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably time to just let it go.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But what if he knows that you know it, and so is using a real name?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There are so many possible responses to this that my brain can't take it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think he's an oft-injured LHP that when healthy has the potential to be a good to potentially dominant pitcher?
Do you also believe pitching through pain is stupid?
ERA is inferior to pitching wins as an evaluation metric.
Because when it gets down to it, winning the game is all that matters.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Clearly he needs to take lessons from Silva and Batista in pitching through pain.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
It’ll be even better when the M’s don’t draft him for whatever reason.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But we have a chance to do a lot o'damage.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
One where he doesn't sink through the crust of the earth?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Bryan LaHair can't hit lefties.
Surely no one could have seen this coming.
Apparently Jose Vidro can't hit spherical objects
tossed in his direction at over 65 MPH.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Seattle Mariners Infield!
At Shortstop, Yuniesky Betancourt!
At Second Base, Jose Lopez!
At First, Miguel Cairo!
At Third Base, Adrian Beltre!
At Slam Pig, Jose Vidro!
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I love Willy.
So the spelling thing. I have vague memories of a string way back about the spelling. So I do not wish to hijack this show by asking to repeat it. However, I will say this. Willy is a perfectly acceptable short form of William. And it’s similar to the masculine spelling of Billy, as in Billy the Kid. And when I think Willy, the narrator in my head says it just like Charlie Sheen says Billy in Young Guns. More Will long A, than Will, long E. Anyway, I feel it just fits his dirty pants gritty hustle more than Will-ee. It’s your site and I’m using Willy, unless I’m granted some sort of exemption. Or my skills of persuasion just changed your minds.
Acceptable names for WFB:
Willie Ballgame
Boom-Boom Bloomquist
The Pink Pony of Pep
Gritty Bear
Willie Fucking Bloomquist
AIDS wearing eyeblack
Any other sobriquets mandate a Shearing.
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Princess Willie is permittable under Exception B
Exception B epithets are permitted in response to a news article wherein a Bloomquist has demanded more playing time and/or a trade to the Senior Circuit.
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We -ie everything.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing worse that low-rent political ads
are low-rent political ads for elections in a neighboring state. One more Dino Rossi ad and you Washington fuckers get to learn about Rex Rammel.
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
EXACTLY.
I don’t want to hear about it during a Goddamned baseball game.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Nestor can go screw himself
Just beaned Wlad
Don't try to fool us into thinking you still care.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
About anything to do with Mr. S.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we know you secretly hate him now
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This only works on Robert.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This explains much.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I’m listening to the game on radio and hell has just frozen over.
Rizzs just got on the team’s case for not being patient. He sounded genuinely… annoyed.
I noticed that.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he only do that on the radio?
I’ve been listening to him promote a strike zone for… ever. Especially with Ritchie.
That didn't take long
Next thing you know he’ll find Pearl Harbor outrageous.
Whatever, grand slams are always awesome.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have been annoying.
The grand slam is what makes it not annoying.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting with baited breath.
For Rizz to comment on Raul going the other way. But he usually reserves this for commenting on what Yuni needs to do to ‘put it all together’.
Have you no love for rye bread and mustard?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There is neither rye bread nor mustard when Dave Sims makes the call
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's in my heart.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was joking.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Yaydrian!
©acblue, 02008, all rights reserved.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yaydrian!
Crap he copyrighted it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
In beer?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer it shall be.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I save that for myself.
If I could find it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm telling you, Sun Liquor...
They may even have the 20 year old.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I only have one night.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I did. For use of the c circle.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Recs.?
I’ve seen this many times, but haven’t figured out what it means.
by dpseadv on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You can find them by clicking the action button.
Which, incidentally, happens to be right next to the reply button.
Rec.
Refresh. Check the line under this comment.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the clarification.
I often miss the obvious. Which I compensate for by surrounding myself with people who aren’t shy about pointing it out. And I appreciate everybody for not making feel like an idiot.
Not at all--we only make people feel like idiots if they're being jerks.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Or we know they can take it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Which makes it hard to find the rec button.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm never going to get to sleep.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
You're torn.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Look what this team has done to Jeff!
Someone infuse some emotion into him!
I cant think of a more miserable sports season that I had to endure
with the exception of the 2000 Hawks and the 04 Huskies
And yet our steadfast determination proves nothing to anybody
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Really?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it would be like watching someone get tortured.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it would be like watching What About Bob.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This is disturbing on so many levels.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You couldn't swing one of those if your life depended on it
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I also can't pull start a boat motor >:(
by Robert on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This reminds me that I am supposed to punch you in your tiny arm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a degree in molecular biochemistry?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
As it applies to baseball, yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Do the Twins really want to lose, too?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball emotion! Well done.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
More like want-to-play-video-games emotion.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You could walk away any time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no floor.
Raul will re-sign with Seattle for two more years, and then sign a 3 year extension as soon as year 2 begins.
I haven't seen the opposing team use this many pitchers since...
I can’t remember when. Oh, the Twins are actually playing for something.
Damn it I want my beer to taste like chocolate!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I hate that commercial.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
JEFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff Clement
The M’s new designated pinch hitter. He will never start again.
Please.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2653804628_67f854067c_m.jpg
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, actually.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone just won 7,000.
They won the 7 in the 7th inning contest.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
It would be funny if they lost the money at run #8
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd really think 7 runs in the 7th would be worth more
People used to get a year of groceries for someone getting 4 hits in a game.
by krb on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is going on?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
You're welcome for Brendan Harris, Minnesota
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Good heavens I wasn't serious he's terrible
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I know he's terrible but he plays a passable 2B and thats where he gets the majority PT at Minny
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
He's white and gritty therefore Harris is okay in Minny's book.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he hit .286 and played a terrible SS so he was like our Jeter
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Go ahead and remove your sig for using BA.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I only did it because Jeets uses it.
AND YOU ALREADY SAID IT TOO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Gardenhier
The big fuck you to the M’s fans with this IBB
That was unnecessary.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
If he doesn't do it I will be devastated
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's emotion.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have been pissed
if willie hadn’t made my day with that.
BrianL is probably available.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You're confusing sucking UP and blowing.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not very negotiable at banks.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad I'm still better.

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That didn't work well.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Made Jeff uncomfortable.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No it's justification for why I haven't done anything lately.
Also am supposed to be being good.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's clear.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I could win here.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes Jeff uncomfortable.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that part of his sucking up duties?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's hope that's where it stops.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS AMAZING!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
You better noit score this much when we play you.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
I will take a shovel to the next Ichiro lookalike I see.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
He would be our second best pitcher.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he really better than Bedard and Dickey?
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Bedard is broken.
Dickey is awesome, but Jackson is better.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You underestimate our pitching staff.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Or overestimate.
Whichever one means we suck.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
E-Jax:
1.34 K/BB
1.09 HR/9(In a dome)
1.41 WHIP
4.78 FIP
And His BABIP says he’s 20 points lucky.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
What's Sonnanstine's,for comparison sakes?
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny one is Batista.
I think it’s over 8 now?
by Graham MacAree on Aug 5, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Try not to have your pitching and defense suck like this.
It’s not that hard to shut us down, but you DO have to try a little bit.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Our reserve catcher played an inning of LF tonight...
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You're in first place in the best division in baseball.
Cry me a river.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Shawn Riggans: "It's not good to be hit in the face."
OUR PLAYERS ARE DUMB.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
I can only hope.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit Willie
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I hope you're not quite that jaded.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA! WILLIE!
Is it bad that I LOVED that base running mistake?
I turn on the game and the inning ends.
why am i such bad luck.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
Rizz practically swallowed his tongue making that play call.
I’m just going to pretend this inning is every game this season.
I don't care what people say.
Old school catcher masks > hockey masks.
Needsmore clever.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to play video games while watching the game.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How unAmerican of you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I have two LCD monitors on my desk.
One 24” wide, one regular 19”. Running into the wide screen on an HDMI switch is a PS3 and a 360 as well as my primary computer. The regular monitor is connected to my TV machine.
I spend my money on beer and guitars.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
In that orders
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Percoset again.
I should probably step away from the computer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I think we need an en masse LL drunk thread
Make sure Graham is stocked up with gingles, NOLA has rum, and so on.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I've said, I'm a jazz musician.
We prefer heroin.
You have so many needs.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Weed is great if doesn't give you panic attacks.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
... which happen to some friends of mine.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BrianL on a panic attack...
Whoa.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This could work.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to wait til I'm off the painkillers for that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that happen in time for the 10th?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'll be good.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I buy electronics
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the only reason saves were invented was so Just For Men could avertise it
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
This comment was sufficiently unclear that I was surprised to find out that Rodriguez blew a save
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not supposed to be mean here, unless you're Graham.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't implying you couldn't.
See, I even avoided the dead meme.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham banned himself.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that why he was JeffS?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I fell on the sword for chinchilla Bonds.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Chinchilla STreet CUddling with Chinchilla Murton was better
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
It was the first thing that came up when O typed "Y" and I was lazy
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Erik Bedard has a 4.69 starting tRA and crippled us
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista isn't.
Comedy, thy name is Mariner evaluation of pitching ability.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
"And obviously the biggest inning this year...by far"
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Niehaus is off the air.
I like when you get CAPPED.
It’s ammusing.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe a game that started out like this one
actually got interesting.
Betancourt bobble head?
How is that different from the REAL Betancourt?
Good thing ac made me laugh today.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No I just withhold the beer I was going to buy you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So slight amount of power.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a stadium beer?
Pity there’s no drinking guide to Safeco any more…
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling there will be lots of beer.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It will be a beer when I see ac.
You might want to wear that wig so I can recognize you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
As that’s cool hair.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is it? I just looked again.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't mess with someone on painkillers.
We are easily confused.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but finding cheap beer before the game means less paying $8 for beer during game
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The game starts at 1pm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Your point being?
The sun’s past the yardarm well before then.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I gots to stay a little sober.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but the idea is
- get mild buzz on BEFORE game on cheaper beer outside stadium
- drink maintenance beer during game to maintain buzz
As opposed to paying $8 for beer during the game to get to that point.
Drinking and the Mariners at Safeco: science and art.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps, but will be meeting many new faces.
Do not want to actually be snarky to them in person.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes me more likely to crack snarky comments.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
More fiddlecat then I saw today.
Effing Cliff Lee.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Also, Willy AYbar at SS wasn't as painful as I thought it would be
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
That's how Willy Aybar spells it.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Willy Aybar spells whatever he wants or else there's some Spousal Abuse in his house.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Small is beautiful.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit
We could have at least gotten a COUPLE jokes out of that.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't even mean it...
I honestly liked the fiddle cat as tiny cat…
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hell I didn't even mean it like that!
You dirty, dirty men.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
I really have no power over him.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not going to help explain it, though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like there's much to explain anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
A perfect summation of our feelings about games like these.
Yay! Grand slams.
Twitch! We won.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Go back to shopping Bonds head on the cat
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
Dude, that sign so caught Friedman's eye.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering what you just commented to me I don't know how to feel either.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Subthread closed.
Not that this one was going much further.
by R.J. Anderson on Aug 4, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been promoted to site admin?
JI and BrianL will be jealous.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you know why we are the way we are.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I typed that right...didn't I?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were referencing a typo.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He's withholding.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I've picked up the drug/booze/even sleep deprivation references.
But this is like Italian experimental film making. Probably co-opted by the Pentagon.
I'd like to say it makes more sense in context, but I'd be lying.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 4, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the pain.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mouse doll in that movie was literally controlled by a monkey
Why you ask? Copious amounts of drugs I’d say.
But we can't.
You just have to find out…
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven't even seen the worst.
No, that wasn’t an invite.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yes but too lazy.
too late.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh the noob.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 4, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's what happens when a mommy and a daddy have sex on acid.
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
I watched "Last Man Standing" last night.
Bruce Willis, hard bitten, soft spoken. I think Raul could have played that part.
BTW, am I the only one who gets Glenn and Vince Perkins confused?
Or, alternatively, am I the only one who knows who they both are?
Mariners Record Since Bennigans Closed: 1-0
"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Aug 4, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Mariners have only played 1 game since July 29?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 4, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU ESPN!
This is not an acceptable pairing of headlines! My heart, my fragile heart!
by Jordan of Boise on Aug 4, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions
According to Larry Stone
Morrow was pulled into Mel Sottlemeyer’s office “reportedly to go over some options of his eventual transition to the rotation” after the game.

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