“how would like to be dead right now?!”
-will thompson

“hey will check out my new gameboy”
“how about my fist checks out your face”
-conversation between me and will

“hey will can i borrow your textbook?”
“sorry i dont speak LOSER”
-conversation between mallory and will

“will what you just said didnt make any sense”
“your mom doesnt make any sense”
-conversation between will and corey

“well everyone knows that the vietnam war was a sham and that the mariners are the best team ever”
“no will, that war actually happened, and stop interrupting my class”
-conversation between mr peters and will

“why do you act like an idiot?”
“why does your mom act like an idiot?”
-conversation between will and ataur

“Will u r such a fucking fag”
“well that’s nice”
-conversation between ataur and will

“wow will thats a pretty sharp pencil.”
“not as sharp as my fists!”

“will i see your growing a little beard there”
“i see your growing a little death in just a minute”

“will u can dew it” (mockin will)
“how would u like to end up dead”