August 29, 2008 Post of Complete Off-Topicness
Disclaimer: There is to be absolutely no politics in this thread. The mods will find out and punishments harsher than harsh will be administered.
Three years ago. Three years ago this day and there was a hurricane, the deadliest one in US history. In New Orleans, the aftereffects are still felt. Life is divided into "Before the Storm" and "After the Storm." I won't say much more about actual Katrina day because y'all have seen the pictures, you've read the stories, you might have even talked to someone who has been through it.
It's been three years and it's as though, for many people here, they're experiencing a flashback akin to what appears, literally, in their nightmares. Although we are uncertain Gustav will make landfall in New Orleans, it still brings people back to those horrible moments in which they made the hasty decision to leave...and back to the first time they saw their house, their belongings, their life smashed up, thrown around and covered in slime.
As most of you read this, even the ones at work at horrible hours, I will likely be on a plane. I'm a lucky one. There are many in this town who aren't so lucky, who don't have the means to get away. They're struggling to try and make a choice.
This isn't meant to start a discussion of what happened in New Orleans three years ago, or what should happen this week as they evaluate evacuation. Stay away from politics, I say again. But I wanted to remind y'all that Katrina still exists, and that Gustav is a scary presence, even if no one is talking about either of them outside the Gulf South. So take a moment today and remember, and take a moment to think about the people who are living through it again.
Now have at it and have fun. It's a long weekend! Yippee!
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Wow, I'm completely dyslexic this morning
it’s really hard to search a database that way, btw.
Also, NOLA's not here and football season started, so that's what I'm talking about
The triple option is still cool – a very exciting form of offense to watch every once in a while, and definitely different than what you see nowadays (the veer option ran out of the shotgun spread, as popularized by one Vincent Young)
Who saw the end to the Oregon State – Stanford game? Seems like only in the Pac-Ten does stuff this ridiculously stupid happen – this is the second year in a row that a kid has lost a game stretching for a touchdown and fumbling out the back of the endzone instead
Speaking of Pac-10
Former OSU basketball player Nick DeWitz is playin in my league over here. Do you know anything about him? One of my teammates is named Ray Schafer, played at Oregon, just graduated. But he never got much playing time in college, so I wouldn’t expect you to know him.
Have some vague memories of him...
good shooter, IIRC, don’t think he did much against us
His bio appears to prove me wrong though, as it seems he set his career high in assists @ UCLA, a game I’m almost sure I was present for
I remember Schafer, too, big guy, don’t remember him getting in the game very often at all
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah... being a Pac-Ten basketball junkie was/is pretty fun
I really do enjoy college basketball, and it’s even easier when your favorite team is pretty good =)
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Football football football!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 7:34 AM PDT reply actions
You know what the start of football season means, right?
The NHL isn’t far behind.
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You have a new home now.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
God, their non-conf is just brutal, again
perhaps the AD should try scheduling some winnable games and maybe Ty would win a few more
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't care about the Huskies in particular.
In fact, I don’t really have any sort of rooting interest in college football at all. I enjoy watching it…and that’s about it.
The NFL on the other hand…
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Unlike most of you guys
I can only watch baseball if the Mariners are involved. I can watch any football game and get into it as long as its college level or above.
Still not their fault
blame the conference for weird scheduling
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
The only reason they did that was because otherwise they wouldn't bother to play each other
since if they play late the loser would be auto eliminated from the national title picture. I don’t think that’s a big worry with UW and Oregon – that’s happened what, like once?
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
And that will make me very happy.
Unfortunately, the Cougars are going to have to play their asses off to keep up with OK.
At least South Carolina looked good last night.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Oh this is cool
Yahoo uses their this-or-that polling system for college teams.
According to this, OkSt is ranked #36 among the ignorant masses, and the Cougs are 60ish.
Ahahahahahahahah
it just asked me who was better, Stanford or Florida
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I love how low Notre Dame is ranked.
I do not love, however, that the Cougars are beneath them.
I don't feel anything anymore.
My office is a complete ghost town today
My wife took the day off too. Why am I at work today?
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Yeah, sometimes it's annoying being hourly
I love being a contract worker most times but the absence of PTO can sometimes be an irritant.
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It's like everyone in the PNW frontloads off days before holiday weekends
More than half the office here is gone as well.
I don't think that's just the PNW
There’s like no one here but the managers
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been asking myself he same question.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You could always talk about David Duchovny, sex addict.
Or not.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What's the deal with the food on those airlines, amirite?
oh, you said topics, not bad standup lines. My mistake.
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Seinfeld, is that you??
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How about Comcast screwing their customers by limiting BW to 250GB/month?
We haven’t had a good Brian-fueled Comcast bashing in a while.
But come on, 250? Is that downloaded or both ways? I could use that in a week, just in Linux builds uploaded and downloaded. Just another way in which the rest of the world is light years ahead of the US in terms of internet infrastructure.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I just called them to add HBO back to my cable
and they offered to “upgrade my internet speed” for only an extra $10 a month. When I expressed displeasure that Comcast would artificially limit internet speeds and BW only to charge more for decent speed, I was met with a short silence, a low-voiced “i know, dude, it sucks” and then he rolled on with his sales pitch.
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I wonder what's going to happen when his supervisor hears the recording of that call.
I don't feel anything anymore.
He's probably already been fired
but I was glad to know that even the people at Comcast think the things they do are BS.
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There are pretty low odds that particular call was listened to.
I managed a call center for about a year and managers generally listen to reps only during training/re-training and if they receive complaints about a particular rep. Otherwise, there are too many people/calls/other work to listen to random calls. Maybe Comcast is different, but by the quality of their work, I seriously doubt it.
Acknowledgments of companies shortcomings can be used as a valuable selling technique
But fuck the next person that takes it out on me that our HDMI cables are so expensive.
Fucking brick and mortars overcharging
Why do you charge 10 times what I can pay at monoprice!!!
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Yes, everything is better when purchased online, in every possible way.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought a kidney on craigslist once
and it works so much better than the original one my system came with it’s not even funny. Viva internets!
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I didn't say that
but the mark up for stores on certain items is ridiculous.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Won't disagree with that.
But there’s a decent reason for it; when there are things that most people do choose to order online, they can afford to jack up the price, because the only people who will buy in the store either really really need it right away or are willing to pay the extra cost to not shop online. Lots of online retailers jack their prices up on certain things as well, typically in cases of scarcity.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The same reason a gallon of milk costs $6 on Christmas at 7-11
because it can.
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That's what I hear.
I want 45,000 mediocre cows working to produce my gallon of milk, please.
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Please wait...
Your order for 45,000 Carlos Silvas is being processed.
I don't feel anything anymore.
that's the worst christmas present ever.
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My sister works for Comcast, and even she thinks it sucks.
But she hooks me up with the good stuff for free, so I don’t really give a s**t.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Good God, 250?
I could blow past that in a week.
Discuss: Is the New Orleans to Vegas flight the only one in which half the passengers arrive drunk at 10:30 am?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
No. Any flight to Vegas is like that.
Flying to Vegas is very entertaining, because most people on the plane are going there to drink and gamble, so they get a head start. Flying home is better, though, because all those people are hung over, broke, and veeeerrrry quiet.
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There's nothing quite like a flight OUT of Vegas.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I thought maybe it was because both cities are so good at drinking.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I can attest that the NJ-LV that leaves at 0730 is always a raucous flight.
You know who your fellow passengers are by who’s standing in line at the pub in Terminal C when it opens at 6.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
My only experience flying out of Vegas
some older guy didn’t understand why he had to turn his cell phone off, argued a lot with the flight attendants and had to be escorted off the plane. Then we had to make an emergency landing in Portland and get bused back to Seattle.
BTW, I was 16, e.g. this was late 2001. This was not a fun experience
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Get off my lawn you damn kid.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You "grown-ups" aren't going to tell ME what to do!
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
What?!?
I’m a little deaf in this ear, you’ll have to speak up.
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YOU "GROWN-UPS" AREN'T GOING TO TELL me WHAT TO DO!
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn kid,
now I’m deaf in the other ear, you don’t have to shout!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
hey man thats not cool i'm a little deaf in this ear
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Was your cousin a deaf retard coal-mining midget?
Because that would be about perfect for this site
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Weird... come to think of it
I had this deaf retard coal-mining midget friend but I haven’t heard from him in a while…
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought...
…your cousin really was a trad…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to turn off my iPod.
I figure if they made me listen to idiots and babies wailing, there’d be bigger problems than whatever effect an iPod has on…whatever it has an effect on.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact - iPods don't do anything
only if it generates a signal. They just want you to turn them off so you’ll pay attention to the crew
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why I refuse.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Even if it generates a signal it's not going to screw with the avionics.
Thank you Mythbusters.
I love that show.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
There's some interference from devices that generate signals
so they’re not totally lying, but yeah, the main reason is so that you’ll pay attention to the flight crew
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you see the moon landing episode?
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Yes it was.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'll let you in on a secret
Electronics actually have no effect on airplane radio systems. I forget the exact reason for not allowing their usage, but it’s not for ATC safety.
Stopping/starting as I mentioned above
and being able to hear the crew instructions in case of said stopping/starting.
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It's not about the ipod being on
it’s about the ipod being an airborne missile if the plane has to suddenly stop in mid-takeoff-speed gaining and landing-slowing down,. mostly.
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You caught me.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Missles are cool.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Not when they hit your head at 245 mph they're not.
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but you'll have 10,000 songs lodged in your brain so that's something
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That's whay I assume the "crash" position during takeoff and landing.
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I always love sitting next to Vegas residents on flights to Vegas
because they spend the whole flight mocking the midlife crisis guys in the Tommy Bahama shirts that are hitting on the flight attendants after having their third Jack and Coke, because they’re on vacation without their wives for the first time in a year. People are awesome.
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There are more babies on fights to Vegas these days
Screaming babies. I don’t get it. I thought the ‘family friendly destination’ efforts had passed.
Ah, Saturday Night Baby Fights. My favorite Vegas attraction.

Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasburg '09!
This is correct.
And then the drunks get in conversations that go somewhat like this:
Drunk: What casino you staying at?
Local: I live there.
D: That must be so awesome, you must party all the time.
L: Actually, I never go into a casino except when family comes to town.
D: I don’t know how you do it, with all that fun right there. I’d be there all the time.
L (Under his breath): You and everyone else that lives beneath an underpass now.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Burn.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU GOT FORK-STABBED.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I have more than one cousin
you assholes
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Tomatina was this week.
That was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, and I wish there was a similar thing here.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've always wondered who has to clean that mess up when it's all over with.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I want to do that once before I die
so much more fun than the running of the bulls.
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This is how we do food fights in Britain
Contestants chase a cheese down a 1 in 2 hill. Severe bodily damage ensues,
I very, very badly wanted to do that last year
but we were unfortunately on a plane back from Dublin on the day. At some point I will do it, though, it looks insane like fun.
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This place fails without me.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So the last Portland Beavers home game was last night
the first two Salt Lake pitches were Portland home runs. The third pitch was very nearly a home run. It was an entertaining first inning.
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It was interesting until the Padres started yoyoing players back and forth all year
They got off to a pretty decent start, and they were pretty fun to watch, but the Padres have played so much roster roulette this year that they’ve been really inconsistent and hard to follow. The problem with the Beavers is that they were (and are) loaded with AAAA guys like McAnulty, Luke Carlin, and Chip Ambres; they’d go to the big club, suck, and come back down and tear up the PCL. Cla Meredith got a few innings of mop-up work last night, so that was mildly interesting – especially since my wife had never seen a sidearm pitcher before. She was amazed that that motion could actually produce a pitch.
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I'm amazed
that the Rainiers started kicking so much ass after most of their good players got called up.
I was hoping that the Padres' AA club would vomit forth some good talent
but not so much.
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Eh, I still like watching the Beavers
Wade LeBlanc is sort of intriguing as a soft-tossing lefty who [wait! no, serious! Come back! I wasn’t done!] actually gets a decent amount of strike outs.
He’s still a long shot, but it’s actually cool to see how he game-plans each AB, mixes pitches, etc. It’s also cool because he’s either going to pitch really well, or he’s going to get shelled, mercilessly.
The AAAA guys include Myrow, who I still think could be of use to a team, McAnulty and, until recently, Justin Huber. You can see DePodesta’s handiwork all over the club, in terms of the high OBP guys who maybe lack a ton of real power.
Then there’s Dirk Hayhurst, who’s just awesome.
The AA club was down this year, and there really wasn’t much to push up. I’m still a bit surprised they didn’t bring Mitch Canham up (at least to AA!), but hey, Portland already had one local catcher on the roster (Hundley) before he got called up. The club had Chase Headley most of the year, and there’s still some morbid curiosity in watching Matt Antonelli (is he historically unlucky? Never as good as people claimed? Pushed too fast?).
All in all, my second fave. PCL club.
Yeah, I definitely like watching them
we get a partial-season-ticket package every year, and I see no reason not to do that again next year. I really feel bad for Antonelli – I don’t know what the hell happened to that dude, but man, he’s a shell of what he could/should be.
And there was, last night, the added bonus of the biggest crowd of the year (over 11k!) on $2 beer night, which at PGE Park means lots of drunk meatheads in backwards baseball hats and Paris Hilton clones. Which is always entertaining, at least until it gets irritating.
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I get so annoyed at that
there were close to 11k at PGE for the last Sounders/Timbers game; initially we thought people came for the whole final-game-of-the-rivalry stuff, but no, just the meatheads and their Stepford chicks waiting to get into the beer garden. They literally tried to kick season ticket holders out of their seats to wind the ID line through three rows… that didn’t go down well with the people who wanted to watch the game (and the plan was finally scrapped).
I used to get the partial season-ticket package every year too, until Tacoma abruptly stopped offering them this year, concomitant with massive price hikes. Not cool.
Our seats are on the 3B side
so we don’t have to deal with the beer garden crowd; I’d be pissed if they tried to move me so that Random Joe Fratboy could get to the beer garden faster.
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I was really hoping that guys like McAnulty would help liven up the Padres this year
instead all he did was eat a lot.
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And hilariously misplay more than one fly ball
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup. If ever there was a born DH, McAnulty's it.
My wife keeps score at the games we go to, and she doesn’t even use his name any more – she just calls him Chubster.
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They're not that uninteresting
Khalil Greene in and of himself makes the Padres interesting
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I get really amused by his variety of facial expressions

by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I think adding Baek to the roster makes their team the most passionate team ever.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
How long would it take you to accept a trade of Greene and Baek for Silva and Yuni
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd put money in for that.
But we’d never do it. We need clubhouse leaders, and those two would just ruin the chemistry by not being those leaders.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Khalil Greene's fiery temprament would match that of even Chief
you must be crazy!
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Not when we bring in Sheffield as our LF next year.
He’s got the heart to lead a ML ballclub to victory.
(Please don’t come true, please don’t come true)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Meh, even Gary Sheffield is boring compared to Khalil Greene
and plus having Sheffield around would mean more Joe Morgan, and I don’t think we want more exposure to that kind of stupid
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember when Vegas was their AAA affiliate
The LV Stars always sucked. No surprise that the Padres themselves sucked during that time too.
I would imagine he's still passed out from last night.
You might see him sometime around 1500.
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AD.
he’s so drunk he went back in time.
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by pdb on Aug 29, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd imagine AST.
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I am picturing thewyrm in his living room surrounded by three coolers filled with various beers
in a fort made entirely of toilet paper
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
This explains the M's fandom.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Why does Baker's blog amuse me so much?
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a flamewar where each comment is like 2,500 words on there now
it’s hilarious
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Geoff just can't let it go, can he?
It’s like some personal vendetta now.
Oh no, this one's between Salty, some random people and Adam
rather amusing
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that I refuse to participate, I agree.
It’s freakin’ hilarious.
It's amusing enough that I'm somewhat tempted to participate myself
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't make fun of tRA, do I?
Why would I make fun of a Quality Stat like Quality Starts?
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This is shaping up to be the slowest day in a long damn time
I can’t believe it’s only 10.37.
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I'm right there with you
I don’t get it either. I don’t usually eat much during the day but I’m STARVING right now.
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I'm starving too,
but I skipped dinner last night and didn’t have breakfast. I’m going to the Mongorian Grill for lunch and feasting!
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Fuego Burrito Cart for me
bigass burrito, $5.50? yes please.
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That makes me sad.
I miss Gordito’s.
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Go to Taco Bell.
They have a thing called a gordito.
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But then I'd be eating at Taco Bell
and that’s…not a good thing.
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If it's not 2:00am, and your not drunk,
there’s no excuse for eating at Taco Bell.
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Most thing you do while drunk are questionable.
I was trying to speak French last night for God sakes.
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I do that too...
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't spoken a word of French since my sophmore year in high school.
About all I remembered was how to count to ten.
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At Moscow, ID Taco Bell they had a free taco promotion once cuz the Mariners won....
oh wait I was kinda drunk…
Hey look, there's some pudding on the heel of this boot!
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You're never too rich to enjoy a good turkey dog.
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This is true
my new dream is to become very rich and buy 1,000,000 turkey dogs.
I will eat three and use the rest to feed the homeless people in Hawaii
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to buy 100 cups of coffee.
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I haven't even gotten coffee yet...
Don’t know what’s on the lunch plate.
Mmmmmm Gorditos nachos sounds good
I usually find that the bigger the dinner I ate, the hungrier I am in the morning.
It’s like I stretched my stomach out or something.
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I ate McDonald's last night
I’m still trying to figure out why
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Because you like trainwrecks
and so does your colon.
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McDonald's is not a trainwreck
more like a fender-bender
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
The fries are usually worth it.
That’s why I usually go there.
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I've noticed that my overall health is much better since I stopped drinking soda
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It's almost like quitting smoking, really
even though soda’s not addictive, it does some powerful bad stuff to your system.
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I think I've had one Coke in the past two months
and it came when I was drunk outside my mind.
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Pibb is so much better than Dr. Pepper.
Just like RC is so much better than Coke or Pepsi.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Wrong and wrong IMO.
Coke is way better than Pepsi or RC, and Dr Pepper rules over Mr. Pibb. That dude isn’t even educated, and he tastes like shit.
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Good lord, that looks like my uncle who passed away about 10 years ago.
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One of the Safeco ushers has a mustache like this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I'd taken a photo...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not Mr. Pibb's fault he couldn't pay for med school. That shit is expensive
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
He should have applied for scholarships.
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If he were a better student, he could have at least gotten partial scholarship.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I don't need elitist, pompous sodas.
Mr’ Pibb is the down home prune based soda, unlike that hoity-toity Doctor.
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My insurance covers the Dr.
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It used to be Mr. Pepper, you know
until Mrs. Pepper insisted her husband go to soda med school.
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Mrs Pepper is a bitch.
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I heard she was fooling around with Dr. Skipper.
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Mrs. Pepper is a MILF
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Isn't that how cream soda is made?
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I'm never drinking cream soda again.
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Cream soda is nasty anyway.
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I think that's reserved for Mrs. Butterworth.
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She's so curvy and sticky.
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This reminds me of a story
So while I’m living with a friend, who is a diehard wrestling fan, he’s playing Smackdown:Here Comes The Pain on PS2, and he creates a wrestler called Dr. Rape, who aside from the name is so creepy looking he defies description. So I’m watching him wrestle as this character, and I ask, “So, uh… is there a Mrs. Rape?”
And he responds, “NOT ANYMORE, BWAHAHAHAHAHA”
I went back to my room.
I've been off the stuff for 3 months now,
and decided to try one. Holy shit, that stuff tastes nasty if you haven’t had it in a while. It’s like drinking old syrup. I think that one experience is enough to keep me off it for a long while. It’ll be like Burger King, and I’ll try it once every 3 or 4 months just to remind myself what horrible shit it is.
It’ll probably add 5 years to my life.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I really like soda too =(
but I’ve actually found it’s not that hard to not have it. Plus at least water isn’t unhealthy
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't do without at least one Coke a day.
I’m addicted.
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Churchill & I have been kicking each others asses
Trying to help each other quit our soda addictions.
I haven’t bought pop for home in a long time, so that’s a start. I did have one with a meal a few times recently, so I’m fighting it.
As anyone who reads my Facebook status will know — morning coffee is my other addiction that I’m trying to kick. I’m down to 1 iced mocha a week at work (although I’m not going to quit my Saturday morning Starbucks run) now. Switching to tea…
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No coffee for me.
Hey, how much is that sig space going for?
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Highest offer.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I offer zero.
Has anyone beat me yet?
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One what?
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Crap!
You can have the sig space. Too rich for my blood.
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If I could afford that,
I’d just buy Paul himself. And his little friend George.
I don't feel anything anymore.
FAKE BID! FAKE BID!
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OOOh, yes...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bigma. Now we're talking!
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Feast is a great movie.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN USING THAT PAPER FOR ROLLIN' DOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know I'm late but...
Good God, 132 pitches in a single outing for Lincecum?
I'm a lot more worried about his pitching motion than his pitch count!
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
From what I hear, he's absolutely, 100%, no question, guaranteed to break down
he’ll wind up, start his motion, and his arm will go flying into the stands for some lucky fan to take home as a souvenir. Unless he barters for its return by offering a signed bat or jersey.
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ithink he shuld sine a bat for the fna becuz he is pitcer and does not bat very often
but he has to wear jersey evey game even whenhe not picthing
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I get that
but is it really necessary to let any pitcher throw that many pitches in a meaningless game?
IT PROVES HE'S A GAMER THAT WILL LEAD HIS TEAM THROUGH THE WARS
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Revised:
is it really necessary to let any pitcher throw that many pitches in a meaningless game Giants game?
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Office of the Redundancy Dept.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
If he can, and he's not showing signs of fatigue, why not let him?
He could get hurt on the first pitch as easily as the 132nd.
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Well studies have shown that your arm gets fatigued around 120 pitches
which is when you get into non-repairable stress – e.g. you’re more likely to recover from throwing fewer pitches than that.
Or something to that effect.
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That's an average though.
Maybe he was really fresh that day.
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It's the Giants.
Don’t they have Dusty Baker again?
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Is there a difference?
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My response below still applies.
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Probably not.
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It won't manifest itself until after he's done, when his arm is recovering
kind of like how it was for Prior – he could pitch just fine, but it’s the long term effect of the strain
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Comparing Prior to Lincecum?
I’ve never seen that done before. Talk about polar opposites.
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Lincecum would play catch, throwing with someone from foul pole to foul pole, the day after his starts!
Long tossing after starts has its roots with a man that used to drink with Billy the Kid.
Hoss Radbourn. Way ahead of his time.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I'm more concerened that there was actually a kind of civil discussion there
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what's really mind boggling today.
It’s like everyone figured out that metric analysis is meant to work alongside scouting, not replace it.
And...leaving the Vegas.
Enjoy partying in my post.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions
See you in the NW soon!
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Hmmm.
Evidently in a former life or something — a parallel universe — I’m the lead singer for The Mighty Lemon Drops.
Thanks, Pandora! I’m more well-educated today.
My custom station with “The Ocean Blue,” “The Association,” “The Zombies” and a few other things that I haven’t associated myself (but seem to be a good fit like Morrissey, certain Beatles songs, New Order/Joy Division, etc.,) really has some great stuff!
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I recently discovered how awesome the Kinks are about two weeks ago.
Never listened to ‘em growing up, but heard one of their songs in Hot Fuzz. I’m glad I found them.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes. The Kinks are pretty damned awesome...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The best non-Beatles pop band to come from England ever
There is nothing the Kinks did that is bad.
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I know there are plenty of Pac-10 fans in here...
Anyone else hear about the storm in Tempe last night? Hurricane force winds (100+ MPH) and monsoon lightning and rain. Our practice field “bubble” was destroyed.. So much for that 8 million dollar investment eh?
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah. $8 million facility that we used for 8 practices. $1 million per practice.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife just emailed me that story
all it said in the body of the email was BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS
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Wah Waaaaah
Hahaha… yea quite a few people down here in the Old Pueblo are having a field day with this.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
We had a little hurricane action of our own.. Whodathunkdit?
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what you get for hiring Dennis Erickson!
Bringin’ Miami weather to Arizona
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as he brings a few wins against ranked opponents this year..
I might be ok with it :-) After all, I am not going up there for another 24 hours – I’m safe down here!
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nasty
up here. That storm last night just left a big mess of downed trees, lightpoles, traffic lights…etc. Was interested trying to find a good path to get to the office this morning. The lightning storm before the rain and winds hit was just totally sick. Positive Paul would’ve blown up his camera taking shots. Luckily I quit LSD days ago.
More just like that expected this weekend.
That is an awesome pic.
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Yup.
Wish I could take cool photos like that. But NOOOOoooo. I’m stuck in a government office cubicle all day, and crazy busy at home. Plus, we haven’t had a cool t-storm like that in years. Last time we had one of those types of t-storms, I didn’t have a good camera to capture it with…
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You need
to find a different government. One that will allow you to take more kick ass pictures. Crap, that sounded vaguely political. Sorry NOLA.
Well, occasionally...
…I get to set up the pseudo-studio we have stashed away here and do photo shoots for our online training stuff. Heck, they hired me ~10 years ago to help with the online video production. But my job has wandered far, far away from that.
When I’m not hanging out here or on one of the photog sites I read regularly, I build classic ASP and SQL server apps. And occasionally get to help build online training modules. We’re only now starting to build those again, after taking 5+ years off.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck.. More expected like that this weekend!?
If the ASU game gets delayed / postponed due to lightning I am going to flip some shit! I don’t wanna drive up there for nothing haha
by seattlesundevil on Aug 29, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone kno what Denver is like?
Aside from the obvious (climate, demographics, rents/real estate, etc.) Is there a music/arts scene? Good restaurants? Decent grocery stores?
J.K.L.
No clue, but I know my brother really liked Colorado Springs when he lived there.
I’m curious, why do you ask?
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There'a 75% chance that when I finish school I'm going to move.
It’d probably only be for a few years, but as much as I love the PNW I need to live somewhere else for a little while. I’ve spent the last 18 of my 25 years here, and I don’t want to set down roots anywhere until I’ve lived as an adult in at least one other place. This ass of a summer has kind of forced the issue. Always liked Denver when I was a kid, don’t want to live in the south, California or on the east coast.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Montana is nice.
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The spirit of Rhode Island is the spirit of America.
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This is convincing.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It is, and Missoula is a great town.
Just a little too small for me at this point in my life.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend's parents live in Butte, he keeps trying to get me to go there with him.
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Butte's nice, too.
I like most small-medium sized mountain towns. Casper, Kalispell, Laramie, Butte, Billings, etc. They’re all pretty interesting and cool in their own way. Wouldn’t want to live in most of them, but they’re cool places to visit.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't want to live in California?? =(
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
I like parts of Northern California, but not enough to pay the rents. Southern California is fine, but the culture isn’t so much my speed. Fantastic place to visit, but wouldn’t wanna’ live there.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Outside of maybe San Diego, I'm not a fan of California.
And during my days with Lookout Records, I became well acquainted with the cesspool that is LA.
I don't feel anything anymore.
As someone who did this, I support this idea one hundred percent.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What area of Denver are you going to be in?
I was in Littleton last month. I was only there for a few days so I couldn’t tell you much, but they have great mexican food in the area, I’d recommend checking out The Three Margaritas (I think that was the name…).
Also, they serve buffalo everywhere, and it is freaking delicious.
No idea. Only been a few times, didn't stay long, so I know nothing about the city.
Aside from the fact that it’s high up and pretty.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OK music scene, not as good as Seattle's
Denver’s not on the way anywhere, really – most touring bands either go cross-country via I-90 or I-10 – so some of the more “obscure” or smaller bands often miss going there, but they get most of the same mid-level and large shows as Seattle/Portland, pretty much. Don’t know that much about Denver bands, really, but there’s several good clubs in Denver/Boulder so it can’t be all bad.
Can’t speak for the restaurants or grocery stores, but I could ask my friend who just moved back to Seattle after being in Denver for 6 years.
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All I need are a few decent local bands and a Whole Foods/Trader Joe's type place.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, on the surface it's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a city.
Lots of sunshine, four seasons, not too hot, nice surroundings, a largeish college, MLB and NFL teams.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It actually does get pretty hot in the summer
it’s reliably in the upper 80’s for most of July/Aug, and can spike into the 90’s on occasion, but being a mile in the air there’s no humidity to speak of.
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Upper 80's with some days in the 90's is fine.
It’s consistent temps in the 90’s and/or high humidity I can’t stand. Otherwise I’d be looking at Austin a lot more closely.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still looking at Austin somewhat
because even though it’s hot and humid, they, unlike the PNW, are equipped to deal with it. We’re not moving any time soon, but in a few years we may go somewhere, and Austin, Denver, and oddly enough Minneapolis are places we’ve considered looking into.
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Haven't been to Minneapolis, but have heard a lot of good things.
My mom and dad like it a lot.
I was born in Memphis and seven years was plenty for me to figure out that I do not like that sort of heat and humidity. Not being able to go outside from late May-late September is no good.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's really great that the rest of the world is coasting today
While all my customers decided to email in jobs and then leave the office.
Jeff, attached is the art for my 12 Page manual. Can I have this by next Tuesday? You guys are working on Monday right?
I hope the art is good enough to print from. I am leaving for Lake Chelan so I will be unavailable until Tuesday morning. Just swing by the office when you have the proof ready and good luck finding anyone here to approve it.
Have a great weekend.
I obviously love making sales because without them I do not eat.
But people are amazing. They expect everything yesterday. However, I call a bunch of clients to get NOLA some leads on jobs and no one gets back to me.
Well, lunch is done so I’m back to work. Have fun off-topicing folks.
Good luck working on those proofs Monday.
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But you're amazing for the job leads info!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so not in the mood to work today.
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Me neither.
My boss called into work early today, I told him my work clothes were in the laundry so I couldn’t come in.
JI/Robert '08!
That's quick thinking
about the laundry. In about an hour call back and say that your washer broke and your clothes are all wet and full of soap.
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Well like I have to work at 5 anyway.
And usually when I am trying to BS my way out of working extra, I try not to make the excuse to elaborate. I mean, as intimidating as your boss can be, I have to remember that by law I don’t have to come if I don’t want to, and I know I wouldn’t be fired because I didn’t want to come in.
JI/Robert '08!
Sunday, 18.30
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The dude in the background saw it coming, how did the runner not notice?
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He did, right about the time her spleen exploded.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 29, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me chuckle.
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Still, not one person was yelling "lookout!!!!!" or anything?
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HAY STOP IT MY (insert relative here) WAS (insert malady here)
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Blind sprinter meets deaf blonde.
Coming up next on A&E!
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Ass over tea kettle!
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Also, this give a whole new meaning to "lookout, landing".
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Dozens of people on the damn field
and not one could be bothered to notice and say, “Hey, watch out! Long jumper incoming.”
This reminds me of Peekaboo Street slamming into a guy cutting across the ski slope.
Only with more car stuck on the train tracks impact. Lucky it wasn’t a pole vaulter.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I just started reading "The Great Deluge."
I really hope it’s not about to become outdated. Good luck, New Orleans friends.
I hope not either.
And that’s the best book I’ve found for the complete Katrina story.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 29, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I hear.
I’m about 200 pages in and I’m enjoying it. Well, enjoying it as much as one can enjoy a book about misery.
This afternoon is moving no faster than this morning did.
This is annoying. And for some reason I really want a wild cherry slurpee. But there’s no 7-11 in downtown PDX, at least not close to where I work.
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Three and a half more hours for me.
I should really try to get something accomplished.
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I've tried that, it's overrated.
I’[m outta here in just over 2 and all I can think about is what route I’m going to take on my ride home today.
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I agree, but my boss doesn't seem too.
All I can think about is what kind of beer I want to have when I get to the pub tonight. Although I had quite a bit last night, so I’ll be taking it easy.
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That's kind of an endless loop though.
I don’t think those around me would approve, and neither would my liver and kidneys.
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I don't know if this is a typo.
“get it really drunk” kind of identifies the hangover as an individual. “Hey honey, I’d clean the gutters but Hangover says no!”.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Now I just feel dumb for pointing out the obvious.
It’s one of my special talents. Oh boy, kids up from the nap, 2 year olds make me feel smart.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I really need to start checking alcohol content when I'm buying a beer on a work night.
Drank a 22 of 10% old ale last night. Packed a bit more of a punch than I was expecting.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I read that as you drank 22 old ales last night. I was amazed you were alive.
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I wonder if one could live through such a thing.
I have no desire to find out.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't attempt it.
Back in the day I tried to drink a whole bottle of 151 and ended up puking something bright purple. Last time I tried anything like that.
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I'm pretty sure it was, that's why I stole yours.
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Yes, I did some praying that night.
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I don't know if college kids still do this
but for some reason a bunch of my friends in college tried the “it’s my birthday, I’m going to drink a beer for every year I have been alive” birthday celebration. I do believe that the “winner” made it to 16 beers on his 18th birthday. My birthday’s late enough in the school year that I learned that was a stupid idea.
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100 shot club.
100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Sounds stupid, and it is. I’ve rarely been so drunk, lucky we didn’t kill somebody. Ahh the good ol’ days off WSU.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
And we wonder where WSU gets it reputation.
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We were pretty tame, big snowball fight and done by 10pm.
Nobody realized how fast you get hammered drinking a 2 oz shot of beer every minute. The frats over there had a riot the year before I started there and the school was relatively quiet the entire 3 years I was there.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Shots of beer will mess one up right proper
I never would have believed it until I did it myself. I’ve never gone the 100 shots route, though, that’s more or less suicide.
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A beer an hour sounds pretty harsh.
As does the 151 binge. I tried that when I turned 18, almost froze to death in a snowbank in the backyard of the party house. Haven’t really had much hard stuff since. How’s that for a cure Pat O’Day!
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
So I haven't lived in Seattle for a while
Is the Pat O’Day that does these commercials the same Pat O’Day that was a legendary Seattle DJ back when KJR was a rock station in the 60’s?
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Yes,
and he wants to speak with you in the privacy of your drunk-ass mind.
I don't feel anything anymore.
That makes me sad.
Next thing you know JP Patches will be doing commercials for Narcotics Anonymous or something.
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Isn't Pat part owner of that hospital?
he’s promoting his own product.
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I don't know if he is for sure,
but I thought I heard that somewhere.
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I think he's just a spokesperson.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he said in one of the ads
that he believed in it so much, he bought it (like Norelco).
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I didn't realize he was a DJ.
I should use google more often. He sounds like he has wet brain, must have been one hell of a drunk. I’ve heard some stories.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
He was THE dj.
He’s pretty much a Seattle radio icon; not nationally famous like Murray The K or Wolfman Jack was, but he pretty much was Seattle radio in the 60’s.
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He used to be a real big shot.
He wasn’t always just Seafair and Shick ads.
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Now that you mention it I think I've seen him at the EMP.
Maybe. I’ll have to look for that next time I take the tour.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I got pretty wasted at the beer fest.
Four ounces seems so small, until you realize you’ve had fifteen tastes.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You could do that at that age if you started early enough.
One beer per hour for eighteen hours would be doable, if you made sure to eat and drink water in between beers.
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This was the starting logic behind many of these nights
unfortunately, 8 or 9 beers in, most people forget the eat-and-drink-water rule.
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They probably forget the "one beer per hour" rule too.
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Yes, we still do this
I got to 18 on my 21st. Though we mix in shots with beer so you’re not drinking six gallons of beer
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey pdb, don't you maintain a website about wa highways?
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Wrong guy.
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Thanks.
I couldn’t remember, I was killing time reading some of the links I’m finding here.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I think it's Corco you're looking for.
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I get stuff like this randomly mixed up all the time, but I find this particular mix-up to be hilarious.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never met any of you in person.
So I can’t enjoy the joke. I apologize to any offended parties involved. Corco, I’ll look him up next. I’m still perusing pdb’s writings.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
I need to do some more of said writings
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I noticed it's been awhile since your last one.
Some good reading. Seriously.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Thank you.
I just find the Mariners to be so uninspiring that I have no desire to think of creative ways to say “man this team blows”. Mr. Sullivan covers that angle far better than I could.
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I fanposted something recently that was inspired by the M's demise.
Really stepped on my crank though, apparently I need some more time around here before I ‘get it’. Be awhile before I try that again.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
That must have hurt.
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Not as much as the M's are hurting me right now.
Thank God for college/pro football. It surprised me how thin skinned I am about my writing, I never realized that before. That and I’m overly sensitive to disturbing the environment of LL, being new to this blog and all.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Believe me, nobody is offended.
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Tongue in cheek.
I’m very rarely if ever serious.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Neither am I.
We’re all incredibly offended.
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I've never met pdb or Corco personally, but based on their posts
they seem to be pretty much mirror opposites of one another.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I've met them both very briefly
And I was able to make massive evaluations about who they are and what they will accomplish in life from these short encounters.
I wrote this about them.
I'm just glad that wasn't Finnegan's Wake.
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Not sure why my brain went there even
Work finally has mellowed for the day though, so humor is slowly returning to my system.
No kidding. HAHAHAHA
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I have a life.
no offense, corco.
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Dear God, please don't compare pdb to Corco
pdb’s blog is awesome, he should update it more
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You should leave early like I did.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 29, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure wish that were an option.
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WOO HOO
My normally curmudgeon-with-the-timeclock manager told her supes to send everyone home an hour early today!
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Freakin' sweet.
Odds my boss does this? 100,000 to 1.
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For a second I though this was a "fill in the blank" type of thing.
I was going to say “poop”.
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it's really quiet in this office right now
which made my laughing out loud just now very prominent.
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I think he may have just done what he was about to do within the hour.
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This is an outrage
the Multnomah County Library System does not carry a single one of Rod Stewart’s first three solo albums. I’m ashamed of my county.
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Why are you shopping for Rod Stewart at the library?
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Didn't want to pay for it, don't like torrenting
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and I have the vinyl but I don't have a way to put vinyl in the computer.
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So you were going to borrow it from the library, burn yourself a copy, then return it?
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Yup. I do that a lot.
The library’s a great place to get box sets, for instance. Is it legal? Not sure. But my tax dollars pay for the library, so technically the records there are mine anyway. Right?
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I've got a stack of CD's a foot high on my computer right now.
Love the library. No way the record companies are going to get you. And it makes me feel like Danny Ocean only without the talent and cool soundtrack.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Damn you're cheap, but that is one hell of an idea!!
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I do it all the time. Seattle libraries have a pretty remarkable indie collection.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I miss that. Portland's isn't nearly as robust.
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City library vs. county library is probably why.
Olympia’s library system was atrociously bad, because it was part of a library system that incorporated all of Thurston, Lewis, Grays Harbor (and at least one other) counties. Any levy was region wide, and they would always get 80% of the vote in Olympia and 15% everywhere else.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sadly, all we have down here is county libraries
I don’t know why Portland doesn’t have its own library system.
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I'll pay for stuff when required
but for old, back-catalog stuff like those Rod Stewart albums, I don’t want to pay nearly-new prices, which most used places charge for their better used inventory, because they can’t sell the 6484621687 used copies of What’s The Story Morning Glory they have.
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Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you...
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Yeah.
CD duping from the library from records/tapes I already have doesn’t really make me feel all that guilty.
I peruse pawn shops for CDs and DVDs that I’d like to own otherwise. Yeah, you don’t always get the selection you’d like, but when they DO have something you’ve been looking for, it’s $1 for the CD or $3 for the DVD…
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a pawn shop about three blocks from my house
but they have a really crappy CD selection, which is disappointing. They usually have about 25 CD’s on hand. They have a ton of games, though.
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I can't, it was only a dollar
not nearly expensive enough to be any good.
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I told you before
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN HIPPIE!
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Ummmmm...
sorry Grandpa Thingray, but I think the hippies were back in the 60’s.
You know, the time of the dinosaurs? Like you guys?
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pssh. Like old people know how to use computers.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure out where to attach the reel-to-reel tapes to my new one.
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Can't help you there, but that thing that above the on button that slides out isn't a cup holder.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's even worse
My Mac doesn’t have a slide-out cupholder, so I had to jam the cup into the slot at the side. Now I’ll never be able to get my hot chocolate out of there.
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by pdb on Aug 29, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I saw an old guy who could check his email once
no, seriously! He was like late 30’s!
by seattlebruin on Aug 29, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
*RIMSHOT*
This “grandpa” was programming computers before you DAMNED KIDS WHO WON’T GET OFF MY LAWN were even born…
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
How did you manage to program your abucus?
I never did get mine to work.
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Yours was made by Microsoft/IBM
Mine was made by Apple
;-)
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a friend who worked at a library in Whittier
she said this sort of thing is super common. I think she did it even.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
My sister digitized all her vinyl.
Picked up a machine at Costco. I have no idea how much or what it’s called.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Yeah, I'm going to get one probably this winter
I just have been spending my money lately on stupid things like new floors and deck stain. God, I hate being a grownup.
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Just bought a house myself.
I’ve been doing fun stuff for the last week. Ace Hardware loves me.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
When we got our place last year
my wife said “we should get a Home Depot credit card!” I said, uh, no, that’d be a bad idea because before we know it we’d owe them $billions. She now agrees that we were smart not to get one.
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Home Improvement cards are a horrible idea for everyone except contractors.
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Agreed.
My wife was just approaching it from the ease-of-use standpoint, which does make sense, but I’m not a big fan of crushing levels of debt. I also know I’m the guy who would walk into Home Depot with a credit card and go “A $3,000 snowblower? That looks AWESOME, I’ll take it!” even though I know it snows here about once every three years, and even then not enough to require a snowblower.
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Same here.
You can’t leave me by myself in the tool section.
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I got a USB turntable for $150.
Haven’t put any of the vinyl on the computer yet, but it’s a nice turntable.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been so spoiled with music transfer from my CD's to the computer
that I know the first time I digitize one of my vinyl records I’m going to be completely annoyed at how long it takes. I hate that. But I need to do it, especially my singles.
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I'm trying to sell it to myself as a chance to rediscover a bunch of old favorites.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I'm actually pretty excited about doing it
I haven’t listened to a lot of my old Sub Pop and PopLlama 45’s in many many years.
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I'm just happy I'll be able to listen to the Animals in my car.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap tickets for The Sonics on Halloween are expensive.
I just looked, and seats on the floor are $50 – and all that’s left on the main floor is the back couple rows. The balcony’s $50 too. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll probably pay it, but DAMN.
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Oh it's so, so worth it, though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
how does one digitize vinyl?
what kind of software is required?
no, money down!
by oc on Aug 30, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Should come packaged with the USB turntable, I would think
because otherwise I have no idea.
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ION?
The USB turntable? It’s like $99 regularly, and $10 off all the time…
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by PositivePaul on Aug 29, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody see this?
The Mythbusters were speaking at a conference for Nvidia, and for some reason brought along a paintball gun with 1,100 barrels. Awesomeness ensued.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
They're touring the show now
I think they’re in Seattle October 4, if I remember right…
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Hmmmmm,
Less than a week before my birthday… SOLD
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 29, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Would love to
but I’ll be in NYC seeing Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.
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by pdb on Sep 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mythbusters on tour?
How does that work?
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According to the Keller Auditorium website, it's this:
“Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage take you on a behind-the-scenes look at the Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters with a hilarious and entertaining "Inside The Scientists’ Studio” style presentation. They will bring stories of myth gone wrong and outtakes of segments never seen on the air."
So I don’t think they’ll be busting any myths, but it still sounds pretty cool.
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Yeah, I think it's video clips, discussion, and simple experiments up on stage
And audience interaction throughout the whole show
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 29, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahahaha
DJ Gallo strikes for the first time ever
4. Oklahoma
Old: The generosity of Norman, Okla., auto dealers.
New: The generosity of Oklahoma’s defense. Boise State scored 43 on the Sooners in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. Then West Virginia put up 48 in the 2008 Fiesta Bowl. Bob Stoops needs to get his old defensive coordinator, brother Mike, back from Arizona. In four years at the helm in Tucson, Mike’s Wildcats have yet to give up a single point in a bowl game.
Apparently the Seattle Times is pulling a KOMO.
They’re no longer sending reporters on road trips.
Seems that way, doesn't it?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 29, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeesh.
Nearly as creepy as fiddlecat. If you asked me to pinpoint exactly why I couldn’t tell you, it just is.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
This will make for some good reading. Thanks for the link.
Now my computer is being turned over to 2 year old’s and PBS Kids for another episode of Grover doing the bicycle dance, followed by the bowl and hat dances. Good times.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
Thank all that is holy, this work day is finally over
beer now, please.
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'Bout an hour and a half for me.
Unless my boss lets us go early (which never happens).
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Tumbleweeds..........
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Apparently Howard Schultz has given up on his lawsuit.
Fuck you, Howard, Bennett, and all of the NBA.
Holy shit I can't decide whether that's amazing or the dumbest thing ever.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 29, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Its amazing
Pretty soon I will be able to type in “Ocho Cinco” in Fantasy Football, and have a player page of the man formerly known as Chad Johnson to click on.
SMC has the worst college QB ever.
I think I’ve seen 4 int, just watching out of the corner of my eye.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Interesting
The name Takashi Saito doesn’t just belong to an injured Japanese closer… but to a dead sumo wrestler.
That's pretty messed up.
“Stable master”? Too many lame jokes about our pitching coach are floating through my mind.
"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.
JI, if you're around
do you still have that JPEG that illustrates how to manually set image width in SBN 2.0? Field Gulls would like a copy of it.
That'll do.
I’ll forward this to John. Thanks.

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