“In The Land Of The Binoculate, The One-Eyed Man Looks Like A Fucking Moron”

but my God, I don’t know why I subjected myself to reading those comments. It made me all sad inside.

around “King” Felix.

goddamn it it’s not felix’s fault!

who is to blame for the m’s horrible season? john mclaren is the answer i am giving. he single handedly ruined one of the greatest closers in the game, jj putz. blow a few games like he did and it is contagious, the whole moral of the team goes way way down. how did john mclaren do it, you might ask. he insisted on using putz in non-save situations. jj had no idea what his role was on the team, and his abilities suffered because of his confusion. closers have a different mind-set than any other player on the team, iitially when jj pitched bad, it was in a non-save situation. he is a closer for crying out loud, use him as such and the m’s finish much much better. as joe biden said about the us predicency, “the office is not a place for on the job training”, the same can be said for an mlb manager. next year is another year, lets root for the home team m’s to be the first world champion baseball team during the john mccain presidency.

I mean, this can only be a joke, as obviously, no one actually thinks this is true…