8/27: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 27, 2008 12:43 PM PDT
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This is an introductory paragraph about an upcoming game between the Seattle Mariners and Minnesota Twins. The game will be played beginning at 1:40pm Pacific Time and will feature Ryan Feierabend and Glen Perkins as starting pitchers. The outcome will likely be determined by which one of them sucks less.
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I bet he gets better run support too
which means he makes the Twins offense better with his leadership
It could be worse
It could be Clement in center, Yuni DHing and Wlad at short
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems to have more potential for hilarity.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It also probably has more potential for Strasburg
but the way they’re doing it now isn’t bad either
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I have a song stuck in my head.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Click click BOOM.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You are correct.
Gave me a good laugh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to god
I thought that song said
“Clit, clit, pull”
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was living in Memphis when they were the local band trying to hit it big.
I remember driving in my car one day back up in Alaska and hearing them on the radio. I was like Holy shit Saliva! I was actually proud of them.
Fear the NPE
I just associate that with...what, The Fast and The Furious?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Only good line in this movie:
“Why don’t you just get a Japanese girlfriend like all the other white guys?”
Fear the NPE
Only good line in that movie:
The entire movie
Wasn't nearly as good as FF1
and FF2 had Tyrese which led to incredible hilarity
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Amended: the previews for that movie.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I fell asleep during the Previews before the Dark Knight
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as you were awake for the movie.
And I meant I know the song from the previews.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FF4 is coming out next year and they just started showing trailers in the theaters
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin Diesil is back!
This time he lives his life a half a mile at a time.
Got their number?
Phone Jihad!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Okay UPS.
You’ve had the package at your Seattle distribution location since 10 PM last night. Why the hell don’t I have it yet?
I'm sure the OT thread will find this fascinating
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Given that thewyrm posts all of his purchase orders there
I’m pretty sure we’ll talk about anything
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tick tick tick boom?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
God I can't believe I jinxed him
it was totally gonna happen too!
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Because without Willie on this team, there's only one more capable CF
and we need him in right
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
How has he done out there?
I haven’t actually seen many games since he was called back up.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Ibanez is feasting on Twinkies pitching this year.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Silva's getting close, he must be about 285lbs now.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 27, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. We should just go back to Washburn-pedophile jokes
I’m kidding…don’t shoot.
I fucking hate you Mariners
"The Mariners starters have been outstanding the past week"
I think this may be a bit of an exaggeration, Rick.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
There is no choice at work.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that seemed fast.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Pre-emptive box for your responses.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else always hear "Google"?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
Ok maybe this Ryan can hit him.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
You think this won't get you in trouble?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit, that is a tough play for a catcher.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
When should that ever be the catcher's ball? I don't understand why no one called him off, even if he was calling it
You got a funny shaped glove and the spin of the ball is falling in a way that it’s easier for someone coming in on it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Beltre really should have taken it IMO.
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Huh?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Great.
Yuni’s bat is starting to “heat up.” Now we’ll never dump him.
Even if he doesn't give up a ton more runs,
his pitch count is high enough where he won’t be able to go 7 innings. It looks like a 5-6 inning start max.
Why is this comment a 'reply'?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I would've gone with because you're you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
All home runs are good home runs
especially those hit by Loafie
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray Jose!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
As much as Robert when it comes to girls?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Looks like Robert hangs around looking for his name to pop up.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
About time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll try to contain myself.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a deadlemmingmeme.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
IT's different when people who know / have met Robert do it.
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank goodness.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the running jokes about me here is 100% untrue
But I’ll keep you guys guessing as to which one it is.
I'm pretty sure the story about you finishing other people's unfinished beers at Safeco is true.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well played.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
and I love how announcers quote
.299, 12, and 75
Like they need no introduction and it means something
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd be worse at SS.
But I don’t think he hits enough to play third, not at his defensive level.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I always have to stay at work later to avoid traffic..it sucks.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Day games rock.
It just sucks that I can’t attend because of work.
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I am pissed off that I will be watching this game and not the St. Louis one
but I might not be able to handle that one anyway…
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess a walk works.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
We're completely enthralled with this game, aren't we?
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Ryan Feierabend never has problems breathing
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't need tissues, he needs bath towels
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you saying he has a big nose?
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We're still 3-3, right?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Riggleman is letting the young lefties throw a lot of pitches.
I don’t know if 100 pitches is some made up magical pitch limit, but RRS was up around 110-115 his last two starts and Feier just went to 114.
So the score is what now?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
JI threw me off.
He must have known about the Raul funk blast before it was posted here.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You're being obtuse.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Remember when Sean Green was good?
And they didn’t bring him in to face good left handed batters?
And it's not like lefties kill him
Morneau was 1-3 with a single against him before today. Just an off day.
Really, really off.
He's seemed to have an off month
everytime he comes in now he either gives up a run or two or gets in trouble for someone else to bail him out of.
That combined with WAY TOO MUCH rest
before bringing him back. He didn’t pitch for over a week after pitching just about every other day.
Well, stuff happens when I abandon the game.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
It may be, but I agree.
Looking at the bright side of losses is one thing, but actively rooting for losses is another.
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Rooting for losses now = rooting for wins later
So you’re really not rooting for losses at all, you’re rooting for meaningful wins in the future instead of pointless (actually harmful) ones now.
It is another. I happen to think it better. I see far more benefit in losing games this season than winning.
So I root for losses. I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but I try to avoid chastising those that don’t or somehow insinuating that they are less of a fan than I am. We all want the same thing.
Beltre style?
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It's a few weeks old.
And your appeal was denied.
Will replay come into effect here on Thursday as well?
I fucking hate you Mariners
who's touching these monkeys, please
leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they’ve got problems enough as it is
Yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It needs to get colder so he wears more hats.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Surprising considering his home park.
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Gomez is as good as Span out there in CF.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 27, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Huh? Gomez is arguably the best CF in baseball, whereas Span is a RF.
Did Gomez just boot a ball or something? Satire would be easier to detect if I wasn’t ‘watching’ this game by refreshing the box score every once in a while.
Damn it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
It is football season.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And I meant soccer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be stupid
no one calls soccer football
by JI on Aug 27, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't call soccer at all.
We only went out once.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
College football first! YES
I fucking hate you Mariners
Everyone gave up before it's actually over.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I shouldn't be the one pointing this out
but with this loss the Ms are mathematically eliminated. Strasburg is the prize now.
the other angels fan
YOU BASTARD
I was holding out hope for a 1995 like comeback too
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Huzzah, I can collect my 50 bucks from a coworker.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Wait I spoke too soon.
Their E# for the division is now zero. At the start of today, their E# for the wild card was 4. Which means it’s 3 now, and will drop to 2 if the Red Sox win.
the other angels fan
I still get 50 bucks.
The bet was weather or not the Mariners would win the division.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I think it did.
Because there’s more than one team ahead of us, the math gets pretty ugly.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
So Arizona just got swept by the Padres. Awesome.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
And yet despite that, they have lost no ground and are still 3 games up because the Dodgers just lost their 6th in a row.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
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