OTFUPOD - 082708
OK, let's give this a shot. If it turns out badly, it's NOLA's fault.
Topics for today could include:
- Why American Football should never be talked about.
- The soon to be upcoming 2012 London Olympics.
- Starting a garden of acceptable ML relievers in your backyard.
- Why art using XRays is awesome, (or not you snobs).
- Why tags and over tagging bugs the inner OCD in me.
- How best to get even with Netflix after finding out they don't offer The Outer Limits past Season 1 *or* Cannibal - The Musical.
UPDATE - And because I forgot about this before, I also have cheap rooms at the Bellagio to offer, because I'll be in town the week of and after Thanksgiving. Can anyone say LL meetup in LV? Who's up for it? Details below.
(Disclaimer: Rooms are cheap for the Bellagio, one of the ritziest hotels on the strip. Rooms may not be as cheap as the Motel 6 on the north strip. But you should all come anyways.)
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Alternate topic -
Why must SBN 2.0 mock me and not use asterisks as bold in diaries, yet do so in comments.
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This may not be overtagged, but the tags are excellent.
Although I’m trying to figure out if the “especially with glasses” applies to women reading or RRS.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 AM PDT reply actions
Why not both?
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And thank you.
I was worried my tags weren’t up to LL’s high standards.
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Goggles.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he wears glasses when not in full baseball regalia.
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These tags are excellent
I sense that your tag% will be 1.000 after today, albeit over a SSS
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't even imagine the craziness that would ensue should LL'ers meet up in a place where alcohol flows so freely.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 AM PDT reply actions
You can hang out with me drinking coke.
Or you could get a transplant between now and Thanksgiving.
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And an ID.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Forgot about that.
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He can probably get one in Vegas.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
They won't let me in Canada.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
They won't let the rest of us back in to the US.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm afraid of that as well.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Or relieved?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe both.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I've told you
I can sneak you in through Saskatchewan.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I could sneak in near Molson as well.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You could probably sneak in most places.
The border is remarkably porous.
I’ve been tempted to try the area north pf Pullman myself.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Then again we could all just meet at Safeco and call it good.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Details for Bellagio rooms -
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Let's try this again.
129 – Sun-Thur
199 – Fri-Sat
This is like 30-50 off Sun-Thur, and like 100-150 off Fri-Sat.
Not spectacular, but how often do you get to stay in the Bellagio?
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I'm sorry, NOLA, but I have to do this so Robert can sleep at night.
Per Clare Farnsworth of the PI:
Coach Mike Holmgren will address Lofa Tatupu’s knee injury after practice this afternoon.
But the unofficial word is that the MRI that was done Tuesday showed nothing more than what was announced, and obvious, after the game Monday night — it’s bruised, and it’s sore.
Topic: Why American Football Should Not Be Talked About.
Answer: Because it’s boring.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This is not good usage.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I'm certainly Bryan my eyes out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
What's the fun in a good pun?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
That's gonna leave a Mark Langston.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 27, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Sherrill Lee you're joking a Randa...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I couldn't give two Sheets about coninuing on with this.
You Acta like you’re so smart, supplying all of these clever puns. You’re Wang. We could call a truce – I’m leaving it Upton you. Howard you feel if you were constantly getting outdone by clearly superior puns? Aurilia don’t have the time for this kind of stuff. I think I’m Dunn.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 27, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
*No sir Youkilis win
Fixed that for Yuni
I fucking hate you Mariners
Huelett the dogs out?
That effort was Weeks and Hardy worthy. A true Hart would have not been fooled like the Cameron men who pan out to crowd on a deep fly ball only to have the right-Fielder catch it. It’s just not on Parra with the normal Sheets and giggles types of puns that occur on this blog. By saying ‘he wins’ your Riske reducing Hall this down to a chocolate and Villanueva issue. Good and bad, when Kendall of this is bad. We gotta Nix all this.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 27, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And with good reason
Bryan Feierabend gets the start today.
I'm Bryan not to think about that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I think your attempts to make loopholes in the no LaHair puns rule is a Bryan-able offense.
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He's Bryan to visit the box.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make a pun of horrible,
but I think Jefrey has that one on filter for his RSS.
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I have no idea how to set it up so you get certain comments.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I swear the overlords know.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I'm convinced Matthew has data fairy on RSS.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Football topics:
Carson Palmer sitting out final preseason game is a good call after the beatdown his OL allowed on him by the 2’nd and 3’rd stringers of the Saints defense. Poor bastard.
Alex Smith needs to get the hell out of San Fransisco.
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At least baskeball can be fun to watch.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Even when I had a rooting interest
Basketball was boring as fuck unless you attended a big game in person.
Why is basketball boring?
Just out of curiousity. I guess I’d understand if you took issue with the NBA and calling timeouts at hte end of games. That’s one of the FIBA rules I really like. How players can’t call timeout.
Sorry Robert.
Don’t you feel better, though? Lofa’s gonna be okay.
Yes but the city as a whole needs this team to overachieve so bad right now.
We are currently in the midst of one the worst calender sports year that any city has gone through.
Who in that division will challaenge you?
You’ll get to playoffs this year just like you do every year.
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It's like in baseball the Brewers get called the team to watch every year.
And then they drop off the face of the earth.
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Riiiiiiiiight. . . .
They looked awful when they played my Saints. Didn’t Leinart go like 2 for 14 with three picks last week?
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BUT THEY WENT 8-8 LAST SEASON
THIS YEAR THEY’RE FOR REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
I watched the Raiders/Cards replay last night
Leinart looked truly awful. Like unrecognizably bad.
On the plus side, Jamarcus Russell was trying to outdo him.
The Cards offense looked so, so bad. This division is still a joke (thankfully).
I haven't done any studies or anything
But I find a lot of these top QBs played with very good college teams and had things fairly easy, so go figure that many of them get to the pros, end up with bad teams, and not get their asses kicked because they’re on bad teams, but get exposed for what they really are.
David Lewin at Football Outsiders did some work on this.
He worked on projecting QBs taken in the first two rounds. It pretty much looks at games started and completion percentage at the college level. Here’s the original article with a look at Jay Cutler, Vince Young, and more. Football Outsiders and Field Gulls are pretty much the only NFL sites I look at, so there may be other people doing studies on this as well.
He may be a football bust, but at the least the man is livin the high life
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
The media surrounding him is just stupid.
Like any of us wouldn’t have scores of hot chicks swimming in our pools if we had his money and fame. I fucking hate hypocrisy.
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Just like they have been for every single year for the past six years
2002 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season!
2003 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! No, really!
2004 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! Really, really!
2005 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! I swear!
2006 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! Seriously!
2007 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! This is the year!
2008 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! This year!
2009 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! Next year!
2010 – The Cardinals are FOR REAL this season! They suck!
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Working today?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I got to the shuttle at 522 and was told there was no room, so I got grumpy, went home, and went back to sleep for two hours
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
But sleep is good.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
True story:
I was once so tired after getting up at 4 am for 6 straight weeks that I burst into tears upon hearing my alarm clock. In my defense, the seclusion up here will damage your psyche and I was having one of the greatest dreams of my life. I actually hit snooze and desperately tried to fall back asleep and continue the dream, but that shit never works.
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by thewyrm on Aug 27, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, shouldn't it be women reading ARE hot?
Or, is the implication that even if the women themselves are not hot, the act of reading is in and of itself hot?
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This is correct.
Reading turns average women hot.
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As long as it's not romance novels or People/OK/whateverelse.
I’m partial to women that like reading about {p-word}.
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Women who follow Reading FC are hot?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing related to Reading is or can be hot
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Don't look at me, I was simply free associating.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
hippie beatnik poetry! Sweet!
(finger snaps)
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{bongos}
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We're dangerous that way.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
You should stop by a store on the way home this time.
So you don’t get skunked.
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I always have free room and board in Vegas
(My family lives there)
I AM tempted to go down there for Thanksgiving, however.
I'm staying in Signature Suites for the 2+ weeks, free to me (company pays).
I think it’s in that City Center development.
You should come down. The more I can get out, the more fun the LL meetup will be. I think everyone should go.
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Oh that just made me incredibly sad.
He was a good player and a stand up guy.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
One of my first memories was being 3 or 4 and going to a game with my uncle. When I heard his name over the PA, I started quacking until my uncle got mad at me.
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The swankiness of the Bellagio drops in proportion to the number of people crammed in a room
but still. I will be at the Supersuckers 20th anniversary show the Saturday after thanksgiving – another LL meetup location, perhaps?
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I don't know what I did.
But for two days that muscle where your neck meets your shoulder has been killing me. It just throbs and sends shockwaves of pain down my body.
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Sounds like Lupus.
Perhaps vasculitis. Maybe autoimmune?
Trapezius
I’ve strained that a couple times. It’s great because you can’t turn or move your head without pain.
I'd second this
I’ve done this a few times, and it just sucks. Heals slowly, too.
My wife calls that the mouse muscle
Cause it can get aggravated from bad ergonomics.
Make sure you aren’t hunched over at all when you are using a computer. Afterwards, ice the area for max 20 mins to reduce swelling, then apply gentle heat to help loosen the muscle.
If you have neither ice, nor heat nor alcohol where you are, consider suicide.
I'd say he has a whole lot of ice available where he is...
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually betting it's withdrawl symptoms
I have no idea what would start hurting if I gave up beer for 14 days, but I’m pretty sure something would.
I used to get that when I was a kid.
Whenever I played C=64 games with a joystick I’d pull up my shoulders and keep them there for hours while I played. And then when I stopped I couldn’t turn my head, stand, walk, lie down, or do anything but be in crippling pain.
It usually took about 40 minutes to go away.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Which muscle?
The one that attaches to your clavicle, or closer to the “top” of your shoulder? Does the pain radiate down your arms and give you that pins and needles feeling? (I’m a massage therapist AND nanny)
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
Ouch.
Sounds like the SCM, and if it’s strained you definitely need ice 15-20 minutes at a time. Try to avoid a forward head posture, too. If you have “shockwaves of pain” though, it’s possible that muscle is impeding a nerve in your neck. Pins and needles in the arms is indicative of that. Any more severe shooting or nerve type pain is more serious. Wish I could do something for you.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
No pins and needles luckily.
Just monster pain. I put a cold water bottle on it for a while yesterday and it helped a little.
2 more days. . . 2 more days. . . 2 more days. . .
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Probably the coffee filter...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you had the power to keep Hollywood's hands off of one literary work for eternity, what would you choose?
I pick Stephen King’s the Dark Tower.
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The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
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One of my favorite works of fiction ever.
I just finished reading The Yiddish Policeman’s Union – had I not read Kavalier and Clay, I would have thought it was good, but after K&C I just thought meh.
A quick Google search indicates the existence of a screenplay for K&C. >:(
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It's good, yeah
but it can’t hold a candle to K&C. It’s a very slow-paced book, but it is definitely worth reading. Good evocation of Alaska, even a fictional future Alaska.
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Not too horrible of a film, actually
but then I wasn’t a giant Hitchhikers Guide fanboy so I didn’t really see making a film of it as sacrilege.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Someone's going to pick it up.
I’d put my money on Electronic Arts.
Seriously, though, I can't believe Activision didn't pick that up.
Someone is going to make them look very foolish.
I think all things considered, and what they had to work with, the actors did the best they could.
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Yeah, though like pdb, I wasn't a big fanboy
so maybe the true believers really hated it.
Brother's K by David James Duncan.
That would be a travesty.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd almost like to see them try
I think it’d end up as a Hallmark Channel ‘Family is Awesome!’ type shlock, so maybe you’re right….
It's strange when that was my first thought, too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Put on your happy helmets -
Baker is on with Mitch for his weekly segment! Wheeeeee!
I don't feel anything anymore.
Geoff says:
“I think Seattlites have to cut down on their caffiene consumption. Every day I log in, there’s 100 people claiming I’ve taken shots at them.”
I can’t make this stuff up.
I don't feel anything anymore.
He has.
Just one at a time. Well, three at a time if you count USSM.
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This is a weird comment
While we are on a youth movement, let’s also toss Chuck, Lee and Howard into the frothy sea. Replace them with some contemporay managers who can relate with guys who listen to hip hop, rap, and Bullet for My Valentine.
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
My first reaction would be detect-o-vision.
However since they’re down, I’m going with Baker’s Blog of Hilarity.
Why does Bullet For My Valentine get a special mention?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems a genre would fit more with the rhythm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Going back to yesterday's musical topic. I can't wait to see Hamlet 2 when I get home.
Actual names of their musical numbers: “Rock Me Sexy Jesus.” “You’re As Gay As the Day is Long.” “Raped in the Face.”
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It is awesome.
You will never get “Rock Me Sexy Jesus” out of your head. It’s a hysterically funny film, and Steve Coogan is great as usual.
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It's criminal how unknown Steve Coogan is in this country.
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You should bring in some raw fish and leave it at her desk.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I just set up an anonymous suggestion box for my work.
And at least three people have complained in the week it’s been up that one person smells.
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Man, I love Fishbone
They just came up on my iPod and I always forget how amazing they could be at their best. They did a lot of things that weren’t their best, sure, but that was a mighty ferocious band.
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I'm down for a LV meetup! Let's do this.
by andrewgolfsalot on Aug 27, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions
Stumbleupon's YouTube channel is ridiculously additive.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 AM PDT reply actions
What are you adding it to?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed a letter in the word "addictive"
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
D'oh...
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you go to the game today?
I have 2 tickets – free. Good seats, too.
Want them, anyone?
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Toilet paper?
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank Christ we got a roll finally.
Seriously, is this a clown shoes organization or what. I’ll spend 50 grand for some crane work, but getting TP for the office is out of the question. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
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Just wipe with permafrost.
You guys are roughnecks, you don’t need quilted Charmin.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'm starting month-end processing, but I still have a little time to pop on here.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'm 2 weeks behind on my semi-annual tax receipt production.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I've switched from reading about how to do my new job to actually doing it
which is tedious because I actually have to produce stuff this week. Stupid productivity.
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Reply to every comment in every active thread
that should keep you entertained
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
What's in Seaside?
Just going for the heck of it, or is there a purpose to the visit? I was there this weekend, picking my wife up from Hood To Coast – there were about 75,000 people there from what I read later. Not fun. Should be normal today.
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Annual family trip type thing
Which is cool. A little touristy, but still a very fun place – good beaches and good food.
Yeah, I like Seaside a lot
I was just entirely unprepared for the amount of people that were at the H2C afterparty.
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I'm heading for Cannon Beach next weekend.
I wish it was two hours from now. :(
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Y'all are making me miss the Oregon Coast.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
There's your evacuation vacation then.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Fuck Gustav. Everyone is on edge.
And of course plane tickets out are ridiculously expensive.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
So plan for next year, before the rush hits.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
If trends are anything to go by, it will be three years from now.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Buying that far in advance, you should get a great fare!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'm trying to get out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Llewdor, you're supposed to finding her a job in Seattle, remember?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
So? Find me one anyway.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
This place is
always hiring. I think they have like 15 Seattle-area locations, too
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You're hilarious.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing back from Gates yet btw
I’ll hopefully have info for you on a few of those places by Friday.
You're awesome.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
SSS wonkiness
the guy the Braves are getting back for Mark Kotsay is OPSing 1.111 against LHPs this season with an LD of 4.7%
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOLA!
(Gotta love Facebook)
by seattlesundevil on Aug 27, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
Wait what?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Just kidding... Wrong Person.. I am apparently drunk already
by seattlesundevil on Aug 27, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
This is interesting.
Also, as though I could let my birthday go by without making it a big deal.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend with a VERY similar name whose bday is today hahahaha
by seattlesundevil on Aug 27, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
If the last name is similar then that's just strange.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The first four letters are the same in addition to the same first name..
Thus the confusion.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 27, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Weird...I hope our paths don't cross because damn, that would be confusing.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Adrian Beltre was signed on my fake birthday
I had a free sundae at red robin to celebrate it as well
If I had a Red Robin here I would go celebrate this day.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It's always my birthday when I go to Red Robin
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 27, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't.
I sent him a beer.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not my birthday.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not my birthday too!!
PARTY!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Excellent, let's get some cake.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This post always needs a cake tag.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
And to you also.
(I assume)
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
God I thought I wrote this and panicked for a second
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I suspected you as well.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a lot of dissension within that post.
Seems like a lot of the USSM faithful don’t agree with Joser.
Didn't you say your new keyboard got rid of these problems?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
This new keyboard doesn't do the annoying things the other one did
It does a whole new slew of annoying things.
-Like having to tap the keyboard in just the right spot to get the space bar to work
-The shift key sticks too long and it always capitalizes two letters
-Sometimes keystrokes just don’t register because I’m not tapping the keys with all the brute force I can muster.
Where do you buy your keyboards?
Dumpsters ’R Us?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Perhaps it would be a wise investment.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to new and different typos.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He got it for free.
I doubt there’s a return policy.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Give him one.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Contribute to the good of LL.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I worship that keyboard
I’m debating hooking it up to my Mac – the iMac keyboard is pretty good, but I miss my Natural Keyboard.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I use it at my desk at work and at home.
My hands feel cramped on any other keyboard.
Anyone closer to MS know anything about this new laserless mouse?
I can’t find anything but the press releases.
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They're going back to trackballs?
I have no idea.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm hoping so.
I miss cleaning my balls every couple weeks.
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Finding me a job.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Detachable penis...
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably Nuvico...
You’re company is pretty cheap, didn’t you say?
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I have had absoultly zero problems with it on 2 computers over 2 years.
Knowing what your doing does wonders.
I like Vista a lot.
I think people are just whiny because they hate change.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah.
I had to buy a new computer, and I couldn’t afford a Mac, so Vista was my only option. It’s certainly not worth buying a new computer for, and I think pdb’s got it right below; installing it on an older machine probably isn’t a great idea.
I’m also willing to admit that for more tech savvy people there are probably disadvantages, but for 95% of the computer using population, it’s just fine.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think most people's problem with Vista
seems to be that unless your machine is relatively new and relatively uncluttered, it’s not as easy as XP to get up and running. Once it runs, though, it seems pretty good, and on new machines my friends have I’ve not seen a whole lot of problems.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Try my job for a few days.
You’ll understand why Vista is the IT devil.
My company is smart.
They’re skipping Vista entirely.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
We're holding out for whatever the next iteration of Windows is.
If that falls on it’s face, we might say screw it up go open source.
We skipped Vista as well.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
But if they're rich, that means they put out a good product, right?
Right? A halberd to the face if you disagree.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
.... this is so wrong
everyone knows it’s about how many employees you have
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich companies can get more employees.
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No, I'd way rather have an expensive projector and catered Chipotle than a kitchen
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MMMM, Chipotle.
They’re opening one up w/i lunch distance from my work in about a month.
I don’t know how I’m going to ever drop my stomach.
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Seven is going to be built off of Vista's code with multitouch playing a prominent role
Eight is the one that will contain massive change.
I don't think you are talking about the same type of DVR.
This is for security systems.
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I don't even know what I'm doing with this thing.
I love the whole “Hey, this is an electronic device, let’s make IT do it” mentality my company has.
Yeah, get used to it.
You just hook all the cameras up to it and plug it in. It’ll start recording whenever there’s movement.
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Also, get a copier service manual.
It’ll help when you don’t have service on that copier anymore and they tell you to look at it because “you’re the electronics person”,
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Tell them to get Dedicated Micros.
Not much more expensive, but much hardier and better quality.
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Holy. Fucking. Shit
Uncanny Valley has been crossed.
I'm scared.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
My God.
I didn’t know that computer rendering had gotten this far.
I don't want to know what it will take to run a game with those kinds of visuals everywhere
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard it would take the Nvidia "Second Mortgage"
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Still pretty damn cool though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Corco'd still hit that...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It's only a matter of time before we start superimposing Jeff into some seriously incriminating GIFs
This does not appear to be a wise suggestion.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think you understand the magnitude of this.
This is just a tech demo. There’s no telling how realistic it’s going to be when the final product is ready.
I'm....wow.....uh
that’s amazing. I can’t believe they can do that. It’ll be interesting to see how much more they can refine it and how quickly – this is a huge leap.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
So did anyone else have an LL-outage?
I was getting no pingback for almost an hour.
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I can't see new comment updates quite often.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I could get everywhere but SBN and Kos-based sites.
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I was wondering why my day seemed so bright
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
6:30pm.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got a facebook message
from the girl I had a crush on all through high school, but didn’t ever talk to outside of a couple shared classes a quarter. She was nice to me, but so out of my league that I never even contemplated asking her out.
heya Chris.
this is XXXXX from XXXXX high. remember me? i saw you when i signed up, and wanted to talk to you. im in gresham right now, but im coming to new york in a couple weeks for an interview. if you were up to it, we could go out and you could show me around and we could catch up.
Should I:
A – Be scared, and not respond?
B – Go on a crash diet to not look like I did in HS?
C – Take it as a friendly get together request from someone I went to school with?
NOLA, I need some advice.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Whatever you do, don't do A
that’s terrible Facebook etiquette
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
D
Meet with her, but have a good get-away plan.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'm more afraid she'll want a getaway plan from me.
My entire psyche is balanced on the fact that she never turned me down for a date. Never mind that I never asked her on one, that’s less important.
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To ease your psyche, this is like her asking you out, so you automatically win
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we were already there.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
90210 new season starts next week.
Coincidence?
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you have to lose?
You’ll likely have a great time, or never see one another again.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Find out if she has developed a super power.
If she has, begin plans on breeding a master race of powerful yet slightly paunchy humanoids.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 27, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, first consider the grammar and capitalization.
I know it’s facebook but geez.
Ok, she didn’t know you had a crush on her? Would you like to catch up with her, or have you not thought about her in ____ years?
SB is right—don’t not respond. Then you’ve either damaged her psychologically (so much of our self esteem rests on social network acceptance) or she’ll wonder if the note was eaten by FB (which has actually happened to me, grrrr). Just test out the waters, send a couple messages. By asking her what she’s doing now, when she’s headed out to NY and what she’s interviewing for, you might be able to test and see if it’s worth spending a few hours with her.
PS—why are we not friends?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Or are we and you're one of the ones I forgot names/real life names...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This is quite awful
though I admit I have considered friendstealing from you on FB for the people I talk to on here all the time
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Please tell me if you find out who a couple of them are...
But yes, go ahead and steal. What? Six friends in common? That’s all?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Also no seattlesundevil?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I very rarely friendsteal because I have a friend who does it in real life and is proud of it
it’s kind of killed me on friendstealing
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You stole LFoJL.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OK I just stole a bunch.
I feel really dirty right now
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to the facebook gods telling me who your new friends are.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I will immediately hide them in my minifeed and you shall never know
well until you check my friends list
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it, where's the fun in that?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly I have little in my life and enjoy stalking.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly I'm not doing a good job updating my minifeed
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You people that have 350+ friends freak me out.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
=(
I have 100+ friends in common with some of my ex-roommates, too
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You freak me out.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no good response to that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mean for the sake of being mean!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes but I think that gives me a ratio of about 327:1 so.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're confusing me with Robert and/ol LFoJFogel.
I have never lulz-ed at your expense.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I rec'd "Mummy noooo!"
But that was too hilarious not to acknowledge.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No I meant my "Nice comments to ac" : "Mean comments to ac"
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I predicted those two.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The "write your LL sn" thread on FB is rather amusing, if only for LFoJLs response
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many friends he got for that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Am I missing something?
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, what I figured...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And really, only five count because I knew Two R's and Two L's in HS
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I wondered what that was about.
All the others are just infamous.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I get pulled into HS discussions or look through my HS group I would look for her.
So, yeah, I’m not quite over it. I have no clue what she thought of me or if she knew I liked her. She was one of those girls that everyone liked.
I think you have a lot better thoughts about this than I do. Having her email me like that was sort of a shock and I lost it a little. Thanks.
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Facebook has photos.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My photo was taken two weeks ago!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And he did appear like that about 2.5 weeks ago so...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, posting photos of me from two years ago would serve the opposite purpose, so...
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for Katal/Eric to use this as his profile pic

Man those are cool shoes!
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you should take her out.
Unless she is a serial killer you have nothing to lose.
Fear the NPE
It's NYC. Show her around.
She’ll be so distracted by how cool everything is (especially compared to Gresham!) that she won’t have time to worry about all that other stuff.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
A few hours of life.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because those hours would otherwise be spent on LL
nooooo such a wasteeeee
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when the opposite happens.
It’s not illegible, but it’s a pain in the butt when I need it 8.5×11.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Did we all forget it's a day game again?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions
I was trying to bring it back to that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 27, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap. Yes.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
What a great B-side
< ahref=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTf2Bov6IgE”>The Shins – Mild Child. The video isn’t the official video, so…just listen to the music.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa. Damn space bar.
Let’s try that again: The Shins – Mild Child
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 27, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, I've just found a new source of amusement
the Mariners forum from Baker’s blog
Anyone know of a decent (and affordable) practice space in North Seattle?
I’m really tired of driving to Bellevue every week.
J.K.L.
My band plays in a studio behind Ricks Tire and Service on 122nd and Aurora.
I’m sure there are openings. It’s a really nice place, but I don’t know how much it costs. I play for free. I’ve heard it is reasonable, however.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I used to practice at the Jambox
It is on 3rd Ave W on Queen Anne. Priced ok. Facilities were average.
Not open all the time though which was a bummer.
I hate the jambox. This place is CLEAN, 24 hours, and the rooms are spacious. I can email you contact info, if you'd like.
I don't feel anything anymore.
I now just jam at home with the wife.
I do understand the clean part, but we always kept our room nice which was all that mattered to me.
Yeah, shoot me an email.
aaroncampeau (at) gmail (dot) com
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear bluemax
fuck our athletic department is stupid

HAHAHA
Heard about it this morning.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's so funny
Neuheisel makes it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 27, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I shook that guy's hand once and it felt slimy.
Not sweaty, or clammy, or wet. Slimy.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I found this bit of history on Wikipedia. For some reason, it reminds my of Geoff's comments section.
500 BC: Hippasus of Metapontum, a disciple of Pythagoras, according to legend discovered a proof while at sea that the square root of two is irrational. His “heresy” offended his fellow Pythagoreans, who threw him overboard.
I don't feel anything anymore.
So, Pandora's playing Coldplay on the Death Cab for Cutie channel...
Interesting.
On a side note, I went to school with Nick Harmer, and my wife was friends with him in high school. Damn, we went to Western at the same time, too.
That’s like a metric f-ton of people from Puyallup growing up and being famous — or at least local celebrities.
Along with the annoying 1980s Euro Boy Band (popular when I was in Germany) Bros, I ask this…
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Geez.
The tempurature in my office just went up about 10 degrees. This sucks because I wore a sweatshirt to work! I’m dying over here!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
So, Bruin, LFoJL...
How come you haven’t bid on this yet?

Someone’s already bid on Hyphen’s uni, though…
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I don't play guitar for real (I hack on my Pawn Shop Peavey)
But if I did, I’d want one of these:

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by PositivePaul on Aug 27, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got a new Yamaha for Christmas.
I’ve yet to learn how to play it though. Once the boys are back in school I’ll have to get some lessons.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
ZOOPERSTAR ALERT!!!!
DANGER DANGER!!!
NBC has them on that stupid American Talent show.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Would you rather...
Be filthy rich, but only live until age 55
or
live paycheck to paycheck, but life until you’re well into your eighties or nineties?
I don't feel anything anymore.
How rich is "filthy rich"
and do yo know ahead of time that youre gonna die at 55?
by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And will the Mariners finally get better before or after I turn 55?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'd be surprised if you weren't.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 28, 2008 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions
One day they'll find out Mt. Dew gives you prostate cancer.
Which might not be far off, considering caffeine’s role as a diuretic.
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I will be stunned if Robert makes the next 5 years without kidney stones.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 28, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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