8/26: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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Lopez can't even celebrate without looking like a retard
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Silva in the middle?
He doesn’t deserve to be there.
And who is that behind Burke?
by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
Hopefully no need to get used to what he looks like.
by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, another gritty white guy.
Except this white guy can’t play the outfield.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The old Willie, upon his curtain call return to the Mariners after spending time on the benches of three separate NL teams.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that I'm cynical, or anything.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The grim reaper.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How has Minnesota's team defense been this year?
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But enough to keep them in contention for a late season implosion.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They've had Lamb and Harris stinking the place up
so I can’t see them better being more than average on the season.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lamb has just been awful.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't watch the game tonight - my wife is watching the TV.
I guess my night is going to be pretty good, then.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that's better that Ben Sheets pitching like crap
is not being able to score of Ben Sheets while he’s pitching like crap.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Dodgers losing to the Nats.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As much as I love the Dodgers, the Nats need to keep on winning.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic on both sides.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random gem from "Gets by Buckner" - Met's blog..
I tell you the only true measure for a pitcher’s performance is ERA and IP. W’s are just a result of the other two combined with other factors out of the starter’s control, such as his bullpen, the opposing pitcher, and his own team’s offense.
http://www.getsbybuckner.blogspot.com/
I saw a link to it from another blog.. That’s my alibi.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His Reyes article
is loltastic.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nats win
good for the M’s bad for the Dodgers :/
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay to both!
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Morrow so far for Tacoma: 3 IP, 3 K's, 1 hit (HR), 1 BB - 42 pitches
Not bad not bad…
by seattlesundevil on Aug 26, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeffie! back in the lineup
Here’s hoping he sucks less.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tread carefully there.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's bullshit we can't poke fun of the retard
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you're a mod, I'll be dead so you can make fun of Jeff Clement all you like then.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like this plan.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's a horrible shit word.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to embrace the retard, Robert.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have any idea how much hate my people had to go through?
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take joy in reminding you of your pain.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just cause this is how god decided to make me beautiful....
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just wondering how your family is.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you call an actual retard a retard.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which actually happened to my brother-in-law at a Seahawks game.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Disappointed, but shit happens.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was referring to bullshit
As noted by “shit word” as in “a word that contains the word shit in it.”
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a brother-in-law with Down's who is smarter than most people I meet on the street.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Really?
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've called Raul a quadriplegic on this site before
would you be offended if your brother-in-law was a quadriplegic?
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If my brother was a quadriplegic he'd agree with that assessment of Raul.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All in all, retard is an LL approved word.
If you don’t like it, well that’s kinda too bad.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that reply supposed to go to me?
I don’t have a problem with the use of the word “retard” as it relates to this team.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lazy.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All in all, I really don't care.
This was blown out of proportion. I’m not that thin skinned.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, so turn it into a racial issue.
Thin skinned people are equal, too!
by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quadriplegic isn't derogatory.
Look, I’m no fucking humanitarian, but I just don’t like the word.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Retard is only derogatory if you let it offend you.
After all, it means slow. It could apply to someone with a hangover…
by pakipaki on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by the way, Raul IS a quadriplegic.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have separate images that make light of downs syndrome.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they were smarter they would be on the sidewalk
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that is a good point.
Which begs the question of why I’m on the street. I guess I’m retarded too.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if you were driving.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another fantastic point.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God forbid he could go one game without doing somethign

analogous to this
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I love this .gif
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have watched Raul throw that ball in the ground a thousand times.
And for some reason, I just busted out laughing watching him do it on the 1026th throw. Not that it wasn’t funny before, but it just hit me on that throw more than ever.
by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to have an aneurysm watching him some day.
What a way to go.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume they're retarded?
Bwaahahahahaha
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a Shock.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. it's OK.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexual preference plays no role in mental abilities
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that somebody would have to be a retard to find you attractive
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You deserve a good old fashioned stabbing
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it awkward bumping into AK when you pick up your date?
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AK's sister is his date.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims is conducting an interview with his glasses resting atop his big head.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow to start next week against the Yankees!?
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like trial by fire!
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even notice Tuglett is starting.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez has gotten too many at bats
and we can’t give him Cairo’s spot because we need to see what Cairo offers us for next year.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez is DHing
Probably because he’s awesome
by joof on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right
no embarrassing himself in the field today
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Rogue Dead Guy have a high alcohol % or has it just been awhile since I've had it?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe you.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just one beer.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
e
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're late.
But answer this: did you just know?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it true that you can taste a beer and know it's alcohol %?
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was assumed.
But 6.6% compared to my normal 4.4% for Abita Amber meant that yes, there is a noticeable difference.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else having trouble with mlb.tv today?
It plays for a few seconds then freezes.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if it wasn't for bad luck...
well you know the rest
by basebliman on Aug 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
34 pitches for Hyphen already
Another short outing?
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame Punto.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're projecting a lot of hatred onto Punto.
Let’s talk about the underlying psychological issues here.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little afraid of probing them.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The healing can't begin unless we delve into your childhood.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But shortstops were almost always my favorites.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was a lovable personality in the SA thread
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come again?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't help.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hail El Jefe!
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoopie a goddamn single
Jose had a double
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY ARE YOU USING THE HIT AND RUN WITH JEFF CLEMENT ON BASE!?
GOD RIGGLEMAN I TRY TO BE NICE TO YOU BUT JESUS YOU’RE AN IDIOT
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement's just a young, dumb power hitter.
He needs to learn the fundamentals.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND SPELL YOUR FIRST NAME RIGHT YOU RETARD
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah his name is similar to yours because of the first name and initials
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? Smell o vision?
Dave, oh Dave
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not just hit him? Try it next time.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have anger issues.
Intervention time.
by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't stab people.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yoshi was a overrated fuck in all the multiplayer mario games
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not Yoshi...
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Frog Mario because he couldn't run or duck
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't ever make him swim
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
He swims automatically, and if you hold A he swims likes he’s on PCP
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE WOULDNT MOVE
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know plenty
who could kick your ass in numerous games.
One of the top Super Metroid players is female.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately this is true.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should've gone with the other obvious route.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the leading Mario Kart racers in the UK is a lesbian
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a retarded retard.
How retarded.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your controler must have been broke
because Frog Mario basically runs on auto pilot
He can’t sink
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is tough to navigate and this is a sore subject.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like saying you can't drive an automatic
or keep your speed steady on cruise control
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some issues with automatics, too.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hit the break....
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wario was the best with Luigi as the generic fallback
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked yoshi
then Toad because Toad was faggy.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yoshi, Peach, and Toad are the best racers.
Everyone else is bad.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People hate being beat by Toad and Peach
so they were my favorites.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But fuck rainbow road with a more prickly stick than anybody on this planet deserves
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the dungeon level
I could never finish higher than 4th
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but you dislike everything.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just felt good to write.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The retard thing was a joke.
You and I aren’t that different, except i use spell check. You’ll come to understand my dry humor. Hopefully.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were deliberate enough
Wario Raceway could lead to more fun than any other level in the game
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wario Stadium is annoying if you're not finishing it in 20 seconds.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to try being perfect on every goddamn corner for 3.5 minutes of that?
At least RRo has nice forgiving curves.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would just camp with the bolts and there would be nothing you could do about it
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you can't recover from being hit by a spiny shell you really suck.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when they hit you when you're 5 feet behind the finish line and your world comes crashing down in front of you
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I just need someone to play against.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seem to have heard this.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like fuck I am touching that shit
Does anybody have Mario Kart DS?
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god I'm going to have to remember how to use friend codes
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no clue; I've never used it onnline.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Wii game.
I’ve only played it a little, and I’m not very competitive when it comes to video games, but I have a good time with it.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mario Kart DS online is terrible.
I think there are N64 emulators with online play.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given your problems with Frog Mario
I’d say you’d be well matched against Jeffie
by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he'd play against me?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's pretty awesome.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't against spinies.
Just build up a big enough lead
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing protects against the blue shell.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does a player in first ever get a star?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate any power up that isn't a mushroom
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mushrooms make me spastic.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are golden mushrooms timed or do you have a limited amount?
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just download the game and the tapping A 3 times thing is indeed true.
My controller has less buttons than a 64 though…
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the problem with N64/Gamecube/ect emulations
Finding a controller with the same or more buttons. I use a PS2 controller.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
I’ve used that controller so much that I can barely play my actual 64 these days
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
N64 controler is complete garbage
What were they thinking
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, mine's 12 years old
So the fine control for turning is quite frankly a load of bollocks.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 360 is my favorite controller of all time, I think.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the d-pad wasn't god awful
and totally useless for 2d gaming it would be mine.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair point.
I don’t play a ton of 2-D games — at least not those that really need the D-Pad.
Braid, for instance, was awesome with the analog stick.
But Street Fighter II sucks on the 360.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stars and ghosts
You are unlikely to hold one while in 1st
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love love love
to see the weights they apply to power ups based on racer position.
Mario Kart’s power up system is absolute shit. Its a testament to how good the rest of the game is that people play it.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the list somewhere
But I haven’t done anything except TT for a longass time so it’s not at the top of my brain.
by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TT?
I once saw this awesome report some dude spent hundreds of hours putting together on all the little cheap shit that is in Nintendo games. It had everything from who was the fastest in SSBM based on FRAMES to which games give you advantage just for being player 1.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right right
I do own and have played all the Mario Kart games. I just was never as deeply into them as other people.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Someone on Gamefaqs posted up a something sort of like this for Mario Kart Wii
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/file/942008/52716
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those don't work
I just drag them behind me.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My two year old doesn't work.
i just drag him behind me too.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, get a fucking paper route.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
One of the most horribly designed power ups
in video game history.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god I second you on that.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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