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Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT


Lineup

Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners

08/26/08 7:10 PM PDT

Minnesota Twins Seattle Mariners
Denard Span - RF Ichiro Suzuki - RF
Alexi Casilla - 2B Jeremy Reed - CF
Joe Mauer - C Adrian Beltre - 3B
Justin Morneau - 1B Raul Ibanez - "LF"
Randy Ruiz - DH Jose Lopez - DH
Delmon Young - LF Jeff Clement - C
Brendan Harris - 3B Yuniesky Betancourt - "SS"
Nick Punto - SS Bryan LaHair - 1B
Carlos Gomez - CF Tuglett - 2B
W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Ryan Rowland-Smith 2-2 40 5 0 0 2 1 72.2 71 33 31 7 32 54 3.84 1.42

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Scott Baker 7-3 21 21 0 0 0 0 127.2 122 53 53 18 28 107 3.74 1.17

I want to hang out with Sean Green. He seems like fun.

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I can't watch the game tonight - my wife is watching the TV.

I guess my night is going to be pretty good, then.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The only thing that's better that Ben Sheets pitching like crap

is not being able to score of Ben Sheets while he’s pitching like crap.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Dodgers losing to the Nats.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic on both sides.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random gem from "Gets by Buckner" - Met's blog..
I tell you the only true measure for a pitcher’s performance is ERA and IP. W’s are just a result of the other two combined with other factors out of the starter’s control, such as his bullpen, the opposing pitcher, and his own team’s offense.

http://www.getsbybuckner.blogspot.com/

I saw a link to it from another blog.. That’s my alibi.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His Reyes article

is loltastic.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nats win

good for the M’s bad for the Dodgers :/

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay to both!

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeffie! back in the lineup

Here’s hoping he sucks less.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tread carefully there.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it's a horrible shit word.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was referring to bullshit

As noted by “shit word” as in “a word that contains the word shit in it.”

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Really?

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've called Raul a quadriplegic on this site before

would you be offended if your brother-in-law was a quadriplegic?

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All in all, retard is an LL approved word.

If you don’t like it, well that’s kinda too bad.

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that reply supposed to go to me?

I don’t have a problem with the use of the word “retard” as it relates to this team.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All in all, I really don't care.

This was blown out of proportion. I’m not that thin skinned.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, so turn it into a racial issue.

Thin skinned people are equal, too!

by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quadriplegic isn't derogatory.

Look, I’m no fucking humanitarian, but I just don’t like the word.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Retard is only derogatory if you let it offend you.

After all, it means slow. It could apply to someone with a hangover…

by pakipaki on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that is a good point.

Which begs the question of why I’m on the street. I guess I’m retarded too.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if you were driving.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another fantastic point.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I love this .gif

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have watched Raul throw that ball in the ground a thousand times.

And for some reason, I just busted out laughing watching him do it on the 1026th throw. Not that it wasn’t funny before, but it just hit me on that throw more than ever.

by Wilder. on Aug 26, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to have an aneurysm watching him some day.

What a way to go.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume they're retarded?

Bwaahahahahaha

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't even notice Tuglett is starting.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez has gotten too many at bats

and we can’t give him Cairo’s spot because we need to see what Cairo offers us for next year.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez is DHing

Probably because he’s awesome

by joof on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's right

no embarrassing himself in the field today

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FINALLY.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Competence in center field today!

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're late.

But answer this: did you just know?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was assumed.

But 6.6% compared to my normal 4.4% for Abita Amber meant that yes, there is a noticeable difference.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else having trouble with mlb.tv today?

It plays for a few seconds then freezes.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

34 pitches for Hyphen already

Another short outing?

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Punto.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hail El Jefe!

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously? Smell o vision?

Dave, oh Dave

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why not just hit him? Try it next time.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's not Yoshi...

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't ever make him swim

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

He swims automatically, and if you hold A he swims likes he’s on PCP

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE WOULDNT MOVE

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know plenty

who could kick your ass in numerous games.

One of the top Super Metroid players is female.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your controler must have been broke

because Frog Mario basically runs on auto pilot

He can’t sink

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is tough to navigate and this is a sore subject.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like saying you can't drive an automatic

or keep your speed steady on cruise control

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have some issues with automatics, too.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hit the break....

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked yoshi

then Toad because Toad was faggy.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the dungeon level

I could never finish higher than 4th

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were deliberate enough

 Wario Raceway could lead to more fun than any other level in the game

by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I just need someone to play against.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like fuck I am touching that shit

Does anybody have Mario Kart DS?

by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the Wii game.

I’ve only played it a little, and I’m not very competitive when it comes to video games, but I have a good time with it.

by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mario Kart DS online is terrible.

I think there are N64 emulators with online play.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given your problems with Frog Mario

I’d say you’d be well matched against Jeffie

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't against spinies.

Just build up a big enough lead

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing protects against the blue shell.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does a player in first ever get a star?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mushrooms make me spastic.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the problem with N64/Gamecube/ect emulations

Finding a controller with the same or more buttons. I use a PS2 controller.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I’ve used that controller so much that I can barely play my actual 64 these days

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, mine's 12 years old

So the fine control for turning is quite frankly a load of bollocks.

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the d-pad wasn't god awful

and totally useless for 2d gaming it would be mine.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair point.

I don’t play a ton of 2-D games — at least not those that really need the D-Pad.

Braid, for instance, was awesome with the analog stick.

But Street Fighter II sucks on the 360.

by Teej on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stars and ghosts

You are unlikely to hold one while in 1st

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love love love

to see the weights they apply to power ups based on racer position.

Mario Kart’s power up system is absolute shit. Its a testament to how good the rest of the game is that people play it.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the list somewhere

But I haven’t done anything except TT for a longass time so it’s not at the top of my brain.

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TT?

I once saw this awesome report some dude spent hundreds of hours putting together on all the little cheap shit that is in Nintendo games. It had everything from who was the fastest in SSBM based on FRAMES to which games give you advantage just for being player 1.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right right

I do own and have played all the Mario Kart games. I just was never as deeply into them as other people.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Someone on Gamefaqs posted up a something sort of like this for Mario Kart Wii

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/file/942008/52716

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those don't work

I just drag them behind me.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My two year old doesn't work.

i just drag him behind me too.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

One of the most horribly designed power ups

in video game history.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In 64?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoshi's egg kart

was the preferred kart of snakers in MK DS.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoshi was an awesome CFer in Mario Baseball

on the Cube. He was fast and his tongue let him grab balls that were just out of reach.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must resist obvious dirty joke...

Phew, I did it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that dive was even slower than Richie used to do

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

58 pitches for RRS

not particularly efficient.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh hey 10-0

bye bye season

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cards can play golf with the Dodgers.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Golf is retarded.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me make something clear

I don’t care what you may find annoying. I care what I find annoying. So if someone annoys you, that’s too bad. If something annoys me, there may be problems.

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you talking to me?

It was seriously a joke. I mean no harm.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the English invented it??

John Cleese is the MAN.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't meant as disrespectful.

I mean it – most of my favorite dry humorists are English.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You win some, you lose some. You also misspell some.

I’m a decent enough guy. The retard joke went awry. Sorry.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's the little "Dink"

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooraydrian

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's just not used to running to first

Because you don’t have to run on popups

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuni?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

I just turned the game on. We’re winning this one too? What happened to Yuni?

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Ryan, do it for me.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He crushed that foul earlier

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thaty is word for word Geoff's next blog post.

After he insults a commenter, of course.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid just took that foul off the chest

HAHAHAHA

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was holding two baseball gloves in his hands

and stood there and took a hard foul off the chest! What a dipshit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nats win, we lose.

This is OK.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE!

Almost a homer!

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lawhatthefuck???!

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can think of very few things that make me more angry than

Seeing somebody bring a glove to a game and not catch a ball hit at them. First that idiot kid on the foul ball, and then the fat guy on the HR just then

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If that rule applies, then yes.

Sorry Brett

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for him

Although I have brought my glove to nearly every game I’ve ever been to, the only times I’ve caught a ball have been barehanded (all fouls)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOORAYDRIAN

Even his good luck still treats him poorly

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My brother is Adrian Beltre.

I disapprove of this.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zuh?

And Huh?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dry wit

We’re not clever enough to understand

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I just caught myself up in this thread

I think the retard thing from earlier really got to him, and he is handling it quite poorly

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

Well thats what I meant. So there.

(yes, they’ll buy that)

by Karma Police on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's fairly common.

Don’t know why though. I guess he got to second and thusly couldn’t hand it to the coach and didn’t want to put it in his pocket.

by Mariner John on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay Jose.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yu Betcha!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just hit him Hyphen. I know you can.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job Ryan.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where did he GO?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The reassuring embrace of DRB?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried damn it.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just there I did.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have things to do stupid

I’m not such a retard that I’ll plan my schedule around this douchebag team anymore.

by Jeff on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leaving you in charge?

Scary.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time that happened we got the Strasburg meme

And until you motherfuckers ruined it it was all that was good about this season

by Graham on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My fake win expectancy was such a big hit

you copied it and passed it off as your own.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing you can hide one of these

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop coming back to this.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRS! RRS! He's the lefty we love best!

From the state that’s untouchable like Eliot Ness!

Kick it, Gomez!

by chinn on Aug 26, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More stuff like Hyphen

Less stuff like spending $48 Million.

by ThundaPC on Aug 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And an 8% LD rate.

His batted ball profile is insanely great.

by Matthew on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs