8/26: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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The old Willie, upon his curtain call return to the Mariners after spending time on the benches of three separate NL teams.
I don't feel anything anymore.
They've had Lamb and Harris stinking the place up
so I can’t see them better being more than average on the season.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't watch the game tonight - my wife is watching the TV.
I guess my night is going to be pretty good, then.
I don't feel anything anymore.
The only thing that's better that Ben Sheets pitching like crap
is not being able to score of Ben Sheets while he’s pitching like crap.
Ugh
Dodgers losing to the Nats.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Fantastic on both sides.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Random gem from "Gets by Buckner" - Met's blog..
I tell you the only true measure for a pitcher’s performance is ERA and IP. W’s are just a result of the other two combined with other factors out of the starter’s control, such as his bullpen, the opposing pitcher, and his own team’s offense.
http://www.getsbybuckner.blogspot.com/
I saw a link to it from another blog.. That’s my alibi.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 26, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
His Reyes article
is loltastic.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Nats win
good for the M’s bad for the Dodgers :/
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Yay to both!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Tread carefully there.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
When you're a mod, I'll be dead so you can make fun of Jeff Clement all you like then.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like this plan.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to embrace the retard, Robert.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I take joy in reminding you of your pain.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just wondering how your family is.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he was referring to bullshit
As noted by “shit word” as in “a word that contains the word shit in it.”
I've got a brother-in-law with Down's who is smarter than most people I meet on the street.
I don't feel anything anymore.
We've called Raul a quadriplegic on this site before
would you be offended if your brother-in-law was a quadriplegic?
All in all, retard is an LL approved word.
If you don’t like it, well that’s kinda too bad.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that reply supposed to go to me?
I don’t have a problem with the use of the word “retard” as it relates to this team.
Lazy.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
All in all, I really don't care.
This was blown out of proportion. I’m not that thin skinned.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Quadriplegic isn't derogatory.
Look, I’m no fucking humanitarian, but I just don’t like the word.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Retard is only derogatory if you let it offend you.
After all, it means slow. It could apply to someone with a hangover…
We have separate images that make light of downs syndrome.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If they were smarter they would be on the sidewalk
by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that is a good point.
Which begs the question of why I’m on the street. I guess I’m retarded too.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Not if you were driving.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
God forbid he could go one game without doing somethign

analogous to this
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I have watched Raul throw that ball in the ground a thousand times.
And for some reason, I just busted out laughing watching him do it on the 1026th throw. Not that it wasn’t funny before, but it just hit me on that throw more than ever.
I'm going to have an aneurysm watching him some day.
What a way to go.
I don't feel anything anymore.
There's a Shock.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't even notice Tuglett is starting.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Lopez has gotten too many at bats
and we can’t give him Cairo’s spot because we need to see what Cairo offers us for next year.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Rogue Dead Guy have a high alcohol % or has it just been awhile since I've had it?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
I don't believe you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just one beer.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
e
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You're late.
But answer this: did you just know?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That was assumed.
But 6.6% compared to my normal 4.4% for Abita Amber meant that yes, there is a noticeable difference.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody else having trouble with mlb.tv today?
It plays for a few seconds then freezes.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
if it wasn't for bad luck...
well you know the rest
34 pitches for Hyphen already
Another short outing?
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I blame Punto.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You're projecting a lot of hatred onto Punto.
Let’s talk about the underlying psychological issues here.
I'm a little afraid of probing them.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
But shortstops were almost always my favorites.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Come again?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't help.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hail El Jefe!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
WHY ARE YOU USING THE HIT AND RUN WITH JEFF CLEMENT ON BASE!?
GOD RIGGLEMAN I TRY TO BE NICE TO YOU BUT JESUS YOU’RE AN IDIOT
Hah his name is similar to yours because of the first name and initials
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not just hit him? Try it next time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
I don't stab people.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not Yoshi...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't ever make him swim
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
He swims automatically, and if you hold A he swims likes he’s on PCP
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WOULDNT MOVE
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I know plenty
who could kick your ass in numerous games.
One of the top Super Metroid players is female.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Unfortunately this is true.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You should've gone with the other obvious route.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Your controler must have been broke
because Frog Mario basically runs on auto pilot
He can’t sink
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He is tough to navigate and this is a sore subject.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like saying you can't drive an automatic
or keep your speed steady on cruise control
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I have some issues with automatics, too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hit the break....
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoshi, Peach, and Toad are the best racers.
Everyone else is bad.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
People hate being beat by Toad and Peach
so they were my favorites.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the dungeon level
I could never finish higher than 4th
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The retard thing was a joke.
You and I aren’t that different, except i use spell check. You’ll come to understand my dry humor. Hopefully.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Wario Stadium is annoying if you're not finishing it in 20 seconds.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You want to try being perfect on every goddamn corner for 3.5 minutes of that?
At least RRo has nice forgiving curves.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can't recover from being hit by a spiny shell you really suck.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I just need someone to play against.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I seem to have heard this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no clue; I've never used it onnline.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Wii game.
I’ve only played it a little, and I’m not very competitive when it comes to video games, but I have a good time with it.
Mario Kart DS online is terrible.
I think there are N64 emulators with online play.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Given your problems with Frog Mario
I’d say you’d be well matched against Jeffie
Think he'd play against me?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't against spinies.
Just build up a big enough lead
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing protects against the blue shell.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Does a player in first ever get a star?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate any power up that isn't a mushroom
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mushrooms make me spastic.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I just download the game and the tapping A 3 times thing is indeed true.
My controller has less buttons than a 64 though…
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the problem with N64/Gamecube/ect emulations
Finding a controller with the same or more buttons. I use a PS2 controller.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Me too
I’ve used that controller so much that I can barely play my actual 64 these days
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
N64 controler is complete garbage
What were they thinking
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, mine's 12 years old
So the fine control for turning is quite frankly a load of bollocks.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If the d-pad wasn't god awful
and totally useless for 2d gaming it would be mine.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Fair point.
I don’t play a ton of 2-D games — at least not those that really need the D-Pad.
Braid, for instance, was awesome with the analog stick.
But Street Fighter II sucks on the 360.
Stars and ghosts
You are unlikely to hold one while in 1st
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love love love
to see the weights they apply to power ups based on racer position.
Mario Kart’s power up system is absolute shit. Its a testament to how good the rest of the game is that people play it.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I have the list somewhere
But I haven’t done anything except TT for a longass time so it’s not at the top of my brain.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
TT?
I once saw this awesome report some dude spent hundreds of hours putting together on all the little cheap shit that is in Nintendo games. It had everything from who was the fastest in SSBM based on FRAMES to which games give you advantage just for being player 1.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Right right
I do own and have played all the Mario Kart games. I just was never as deeply into them as other people.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Haha
Someone on Gamefaqs posted up a something sort of like this for Mario Kart Wii
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/file/942008/52716
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
My two year old doesn't work.
i just drag him behind me too.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, get a fucking paper route.
I don't feel anything anymore.
by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
One of the most horribly designed power ups
in video game history.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Oh god I second you on that.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, my fave
Now Bowser’s castle. That sucked.
In 64?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoshi's egg kart
was the preferred kart of snakers in MK DS.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I know; I was trying to figure out if he understood the question.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And he couldn't heckle worth shit
in Mario Golf.
Yoshi was an awesome CFer in Mario Baseball
on the Cube. He was fast and his tongue let him grab balls that were just out of reach.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Must resist obvious dirty joke...
Phew, I did it
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that dive was even slower than Richie used to do
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58 pitches for RRS
not particularly efficient.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
BBB could do with your talent.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cards can play golf with the Dodgers.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Let me make something clear
I don’t care what you may find annoying. I care what I find annoying. So if someone annoys you, that’s too bad. If something annoys me, there may be problems.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't meant as disrespectful.
I mean it – most of my favorite dry humorists are English.
I don't feel anything anymore.
You win some, you lose some. You also misspell some.
I’m a decent enough guy. The retard joke went awry. Sorry.
I don't feel anything anymore.
He's just not used to running to first
Because you don’t have to run on popups
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus.
I just turned the game on. We’re winning this one too? What happened to Yuni?
I don't feel anything anymore.
C'mon Ryan, do it for me.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Do you have a billy club and some serious swagger?
Actually, I have no idea.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Thaty is word for word Geoff's next blog post.
After he insults a commenter, of course.
I don't feel anything anymore.
That kid just took that foul off the chest
HAHAHAHA
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
He was holding two baseball gloves in his hands
and stood there and took a hard foul off the chest! What a dipshit
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of very few things that make me more angry than
Seeing somebody bring a glove to a game and not catch a ball hit at them. First that idiot kid on the foul ball, and then the fat guy on the HR just then
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If that rule applies, then yes.
Sorry Brett
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Good for him
Although I have brought my glove to nearly every game I’ve ever been to, the only times I’ve caught a ball have been barehanded (all fouls)
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
HOORAYDRIAN
Even his good luck still treats him poorly
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Zuh?
And Huh?
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dry wit
We’re not clever enough to understand
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just caught myself up in this thread
I think the retard thing from earlier really got to him, and he is handling it quite poorly
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
Well thats what I meant. So there.
(yes, they’ll buy that)
by Karma Police on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's fairly common.
Don’t know why though. I guess he got to second and thusly couldn’t hand it to the coach and didn’t want to put it in his pocket.
by Mariner John on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Jose.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
It seems as if Yuni has never met a first pitch he didn't like...
I think the same applies for buffet tables
Just hit him Hyphen. I know you can.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
To be expected, I suppose.
Not a bad day overall.
Good job Ryan.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Yes he is.
Does this make you feel better about him?
Where did he GO?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no...
He didn’t find another asskisser, did he?!
The reassuring embrace of DRB?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I wondered that when I saw it earlier.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LIes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If you don't ell the police what they did to you
It will hurt others in the future.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried damn it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Just there I did.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have things to do stupid
I’m not such a retard that I’ll plan my schedule around this douchebag team anymore.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Being able to abandon comes first
Being able to shed the guilt comes second.
Sweet sweet freedom comes third.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not leaving, I'm just being selective
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh. That was a really good throw. Who knew?
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it was decent
but you are fun to tease when you don’t have your powers.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You wish you knew what Matthew is going to know
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It's weird how fast carrots spread amongst you guys
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Very odd, isn't it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This doesnt make sense.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There is more that you will learn about what Robert wants to learn about
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy future knowledge.
I can’t wait for future beer as well.
You can text
I just won’t reply. From that phone.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If so than he steals phones for no reason.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Take Roberts
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I just harass people until they text for me.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Silly people.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If I weren't such a good friend
Graham could retaliate with BRMC gloating.
Leaving you in charge?
Scary.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time that happened we got the Strasburg meme
And until you motherfuckers ruined it it was all that was good about this season
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My fake win expectancy was such a big hit
you copied it and passed it off as your own.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I was into fake WE before it got cool
When it was underground
Game threads are funny when you're lit
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what is a good idea?
Discussing that here.
Your boss posts here.
This is a stupid idea.
He is the assistant manager
But our manager does fuck nothing so he basically is the boss and openly encourages my antics.
It would do nothing due to your MD intake.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing you can hide one of these
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop coming back to this.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS! RRS! He's the lefty we love best!
From the state that’s untouchable like Eliot Ness!
Kick it, Gomez!
What are those gaylords doing in that subthread above?
by chinn on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe we had an N64 subthread that went on for like 200 posts
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It was more entertaining than the game.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And an 8% LD rate.
His batted ball profile is insanely great.
Roy Corcoran is the reason I hope you never figure out how to upload tRA* to EtatCorner
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably won't regress -that- much
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Or it could be this.
Because we can’t be bothered to gain any more ground on LA.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hey look who has a lead
and look who has to win to morrow to avoid their season ending.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni used to make plays like that all the time.
I miss those days something terrible.
They speak English generally
All of this teams problems stem from those pesky language barriers.
I like him far more than Bloomquist.
Damned if I can explain why, though.
I am going to unban him and ban him again just so you stop this
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I'd have inspired you to give yourself the pleasure of banning him
For which you are welcome
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I prefer him to the new idiots
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fogel! You haven't seen Superbad?
I know I insulted Judd Apatow a bit yesterday, but this movie is surely worth seeing.
Bloomquist hit .378 for part of a season in the minors.
by JI on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They play in the titanium alloy stadium from Triple Play 99
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I played a 37 minute top half of the first and got frustrated and uninstalled the game
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea, but I attest that it's awesome on the 360.
Especially when you destroy Graham on it.
If you adjust their lines properly Ottawa is unbeatable
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
72 is child's play
I play with Ottawa the way Ottawa never has
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's bad enough I have to deal with this during the day
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hearing too much about Ducks?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni, go sit down.
Your glove and your offense is offensive.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Think of the worst meltdown Sean Green's ever had
Remember that one? Me neither.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't find any sweet flavor enhancers in Cla Meredith
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Should we cut the sandwhich twice and put chips in the middle?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Fucking bag 'em up!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ed Wade prefers to buy organic relievers at Whole Foods
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Whole Foods has a reasonable beer selection
So does Windmill Farms.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what Windmill Farms is, but yeah, Whole Foods has some good beer.
I seriously found a 24-hour liquor store on El Cajon Boulevard by my place where, if you can navigate through the prostitutes wearing headbands as skirts, you can find an amazing beer selection. So weird, given the location. They dedicate about 70 percent of their shelf space to craft and imported beers, but I imagine that 40 percent of their revenue comes from malt liquor.
I have heard stories about this place before
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have seen this place and didn't give it a second thought
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't trust The Boulevard or the people and establishments on The Boulevard
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a fantastic Italian restaurant across the street. It's in between a pawn shop and a vacant lot.
There are some gems in the area. I’m a tireless advocate of living in the ghetto, I guess.
Damn it the Twinkies are taunting me.
HIT HIM.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take it.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It will be shortly.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Anyone else ever creeped out by this?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I know that ronald mcdonald thing was met with overwhelming disapproval.
But I could get past that…the cat is never less creepy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OH good god I just caught that.
No sleep for me.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How? It said I was missing the best part.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Although I always keep watching because I expect it to rip the fire extinguisher off the wall and attack the camera.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 26, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand
Unless said dream involves strangling the life out of it.
I pressed Escape and got a perfect capture of the Jeff Surprise Face
Awesome fit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
This is my favorite thing ever.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2008 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, that is my uncle's name.
Anything involving that creeps me the fuck out.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
We don't win enough to make me used to it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
11 GB, 8 FB, 1 LD
One of the GB’s was a bunt, and one of the FB’s was a pop-up.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Step back for a moment and realize how few places could ever have a serious dialogue of this sort
We are spoiled.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There's also a 200 post MarioKart subthread
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Amen to that.
Thank you Jeff.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
It's your fault this place doesn't have a sense of humor.
:)
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I heard a snipet on KJR about when they plan to bring Morrow Back?
Did anyone else hear about this?
Also, I hate “ergonomic keyboards”.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Starting next week against the Yankees when the rosters expand.
Ergonomic keyboards are awesome.
Sweet.
Ergonomic keyboards suck when you spend ten hours day on a normal one, and you’re not used to them.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
The GF (Jeanuts) loves them, so we have one at home.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I think people that type "correctly" love them.
I learned to type by typing. I.e. not through instruction. Ergo, I hate ergonomic keyboards.
I think the Cardinals should consider making Ryan Franklin their closer
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm out of the loop, but WHY?
(I was shopping for ice cream)
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I think you should consider buying some ice cream
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're in Everett you can come by and I'll share.
I have cold (good) beer too.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I think that you should come to Renton instead
Because I have cheap ice cream and bad beer (my brother gave me a case of Coors Light for helping him with some stuff)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
My brother sits around all day and smokes pot
He works at an ice arena driving the zamboni (lucky fuck) and his idea of good beer is a Heineken. What was I to expect?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I did.
Coldstone and a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Sub-4 ERA
Doesn’t matter how you get outs if you get outs
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no such thing as clutch.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Okay then.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
This isn't working as well as I'd hoped
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither is my drunk potsing on an unfamiliar keybord.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Better than JI sober on a familiar keyboard
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
So Jeff hates the Cards?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
And that settles the question of what will solve my hunger at the moment
I have a fridge full of Ice cream yay!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 26, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The best rants come from when something strikes a nerve that you didn't think existed
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
A truly epic rant sustains itself for longer than a few fleeting sentences
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not for the Doc Gooden of LL.
I burn bright and flame out quickly remember?
I mentioned this to you earlier but you weren't there.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 26, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume then that somebody forgot to do the hit part
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it was RRS, I mustered the energy to log on to MLB.tv and turn on the radio.
It’s better than listening to my co-workers.
I would've liked to watch actually but softball interfered
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 26, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I quit my softball team because I was tired of missing sporting events.
Just for the fall, though, I think.
I love it when we lack all the necessary components to pull off a successful steal
But then just say “fuck it” and try anyway.

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