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Nolamarinergirl1_tiny by NOLAmarinergirl on Comment 1275 comments

Apparently it's my turn in the rotation.  Yesterday we had over 1000 posts.  When we start splitting our OFFTs rather than our GTs, that's when we know something is wrong.  But hey, we knew something was wrong with this team months ago.

Topics:

♥ Gustav's already a hot topic--where should I go for an evacuation vacation?

♥ Anyone found me a job yet?

♥ Have you posted your t-shirt idea yet?

♥ Are you completely apathetic, or did you enjoy the Yaydrian funk blast walk off?

♥ If one listens to enough BBC, does one develop an accent?

♥ Place your bets for when Matthew finally cracks and has a massive meltdown

 

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Also, BBC is telling me to go to google earth and look at cows because they align themselves in a north south direction.

Apparently they line up with the earth’s magnetic field.
I’m bizarrely fascinated.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait.

Is this true? I’m going to download Google earth to find out.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please report back.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My plan failed.

Apparently if you type in “cows” in the fly to box, it just doesn’t understand. I’m too lazy to actually search for cows. Or look up an address to a farm.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm disappointed in you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize that my well-thought-out plan failed.

If I happen upon a hidden box of inspiration, I will find cows.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try this address

2853 NE Johnson Creek Road
Prineville, OR 97754

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Prineville is my hometown!

How in the world did you come up with that address as an example?

by edgar is good on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typed in cows oregon farms in google.

I really want to see these aligned cows.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your Anglophilia extends to watching BBC?

You are truly far gone.

On an unrelated note, link.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am an intense Anglophile.

And I listen to BBC in the morning so I know what’s going on in the world.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I listen to local sports radio, because it amuses me.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I listen to.

Mitch cracks me up.

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by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's awful.

Terrible. His show is a goddamn abortion.

Jim in Redmond
“Jessica!”

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His show is by FAR the worst on KJR.

I think we discussed this yesterday.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And like I said yesterday

it’s a crime that he still has a daily show but Dave Grosby doesn’t.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, the two of you and tootthekazoo.

Your dialogue was about as enlightening the first time.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We try.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Local sports radio?

We have more than just AM 550 in Anchorage?

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by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually live in Tacoma.

I’m born, raised, educated in Alaska (Fairbanks).

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Riggleman said something smart.
Riggleman put forth the theory that Beltre has hit in bad luck all year and his numbers aren’t indicative of how well he’s hit the ball. I’m not sure if that’s completely accurate, but I do agree that he’s had an inordinate amount of line-drive outs. Whether it’s more than any player gets in the course of a season I’m just not sure.

per Larry Stone.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got tomorrow off!

So I’m staying up late to participate in one of these!

You know what sucks? One off-day a week, and then I have to use 4 hours of it to wear a suit, go meet a mayor and a governor, and sit in a room with a bunch of people speaking a language I don’t understand. On my fucking off-day too. Dammit.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah a little.

It’s hard not to when there is no English. I can say a few things, ask for a few things. Oh, I learned how to say my height. Learned that real quick. When people stop me on the street and I have no idea what they’re saying, I just say that.

One of my favorite things to do here is to say completely wrong phrases here. Like, I’ll go to pay at the grocery store, and instead of saying thank you I’ll say goodmorning. And I do all my shopping after 7 pm. I’m pretty sure most people here think I’m crazy.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a sort of generic way of saying

tall.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kicks ass.

“Crazy gaijan!”

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by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been to Japan since I was eight.

Is it true what they say about the vending machines there?

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I haven’t seen that yet. If I did, I would take a picture of it. Then make a facebook bumper sticker.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We obviously have very different minds.

I’ll keep to myself what I thought BrianL was referring to.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know,

the way women are treated here sucks ass for them. But for guys it’s pretty sweet. Not gonna lie. But damn, I’m glad I’m not a Japanese woman.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How easy is it to get around without any Japanese?

I have always wanted to go to Japan, and it is a relatively short flight from Anchorage.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually it's not bad. At train stations a lot of stuff is written in English letters...

so you can figure out where you’re going and such. I think if you are in a city like Tokyo it wouldn’t be a problem at all.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh.

I mean, I think more Japanese people know English than speak it. I haven’t found too many strangers who will speak it. A few know some phrases but then if you say a complete sentence they respond in Japanese.

But I’m sure Tokyo is a different world.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a Japanese person who speaks English

unfortunately, I don’t speak Japanese though…

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Well, I meant…like, Japanese as in born and raised in Japan.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is less English spoken in Japan

than any place I’ve ever been to, that’s for sure. But that is limited to North America and Europe.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.......

I am not sure what he was referring to, but if it was true, I’d probably know. But, I’m also in a small city (for Japan). So, maybe in the bigger cities?

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a better man than I

I’d just shout out wrestling moves. LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watashi-wa hensu-giru...

That should get you a guffaw or three…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answers:

1. Drive up to Memphis and grab some BBQ.
2. I want you nowhere near the dirty ass roughnecks I work with.
3. Not yet.
4. If I develop a British accent, I hope it is Cockney.
5. I think Mathew will keep his cool.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm aiming for Washington, not Alaska.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possible Alaska upside:

No idea if you are single or not, but the male to female ratio here is 3 to 1. You would literally be able to point to a random dude and say “I choose you.”

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes and I handle it with such grace and charm around here.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still contend Robert is scared of me.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he be a good lad

A fine lass as yarself be lucky as Lady Ocean’s Sirens to have ’im

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a strange trend, even for you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's annoying

nothing personal, fogel, but pirate talk is the deadest, most dessicated, most completely decomposed of memes – not just here but everywhere.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because it's you.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It never happened!

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not here to judge!

Just provide commentary.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately I think Robert saves any and every conversation that occurs.

And if he does not, he shops it. So I have no way to win this.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every conversation?

Imagine the work that would go into that. Much easier to just photoshop.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Robert.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well. Yes. That's pretty much the way it happened.

He didn’t relay the grandmother died part.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wanted him to have a large inheritence!

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Living off an inheritence?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great episode.

Bagel Guy 1: Steam valve broke.
Bagel Guy 2: Can we still make bagels?
BG1: Yeah, it’ll just be steamy.
Kramer: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BAGELS NOW!?

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by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Frank Costanza: Cougar, my son tells me that your company shhhhtinks.
George: Oh god…
Frank: Quiet, you’ll get yours in a minute.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Aug 26, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But they'd probably be dirty ass roughnecks.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean at Prudhoe, I guess.

3 to 1 actually sounds low to me. I would think 10 to 1.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also destroying our number of elligible women:

Alaska has the highest amount of Lesbians per capita in the country.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's better this way. A kind of 'survival of the fittest.'

Given the relative shortage of women, some men will be unable to reproduce. For the most part, these are the men who really shouldn’t be reproducing, but are able to in other parts of the world due to the desperation of the women.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I figured it was just a way to stay warm.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I speaking more to the dearth of women than the lesbianism amongst them.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was talking about reproducing.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah. Well that's one theory, I guess.

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If one listens to enough BBC, does one develop an accent?"

I’ll test that out this year. I get CNN here. But it’s the British version. I didn’t even know there was a British CNN.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I watched the shit out of British CNN on both vacations to France.

I love France and French culture as much as any other coonass, but occasionally I just needed to hear some English.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched it when the Olympics were closing.

The announcers were pretty geeked about London 2012. I guess I would be too, but they were annoying the shit outta me.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know that either.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no a football?

interesting tag

by joof on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No American Football, my own shorthand.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no t enough a bout football

by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Incorrect.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruised knee.

Thank God. I was afraid it was a high-ankle.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah.

It’s when the foot turns out instead of in. Turning in results in a regular ankle sprain. Turning out results in a high ankle sprain. No wonder that is such a bad injury. That sounds terribly painful.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brayden

I can’t believe you haven’t had more sprains. By the time I was your age I had sprained each ankle at least 5 times. I thought it happened to all tall guys who play sports. Apparently just the (relatively) small footed graceless ones.

by johnbai on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My god. I went from 5'2" my sophomore year to 6' 1" my Junior year.

Sprain city. What an awful summer.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I grew fast in high school too. 6’ freshman year, 6’9" junior. I grew so fast freshman year that I dislocated my knee…..walking down the school hallway. Yeah…slightly embarrassing. Led to me getting put into a trashcan by two future NFLers.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had quite a few. At least one per year...

I’ve been really fortunate in that I haven’t had any major ligament damage. At least, not since I’ve stopped growing.

I think what also helped me was that until last year, I wasn’t very athletic. Not being athletic kept me out of a lot of dangerous situations.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although something is effed up in my left knee

It’s permanently swollen. And I’m pretty sure I have a torn rotator cuff too. I’ll get it fixed when I’m done with basketball

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I know this makes me a geek,

but I just found the most awesome comic ever. This is the first comic I’ve read since Transmetropolitan, in fact. This one could be a book or movie easily, if the media could get it’s head out of it’s ass.

“<a href=”http://www.comicsbulletin.com/reviews/121423862589539.htm" target="new">Genuis"
The description – “What if the greatest military mind of our generation was born an angry 17-year-old girl in South Central L.A.? And what if she decided to secede a few blocks of her ’hood…through force?”

Find it and read it. Now. You won’t be disappointed.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So that didn't work. Huh. Did in preview.

Genius

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds interesting, I'll poke around for it.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My office is out of toilet paper.

If I need to use the facilities, the only thing I have at my disposal to clean up with are coffee filters.

God I wanna go home.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To re-iterate on this problem. I know really need to use the facilities.

I refuse to clean myself with a God Damned coffee filter. Seriously, this is a hundreds of thousands of dollars a day operation, what is with this fucking clown shoes no TP bullshit!

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps, but probably not quite.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading books on international affairs wins.

Then current affairs.
Then history.
Then I make random choices based upon other factors.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only read books on history, from that list, then

basketball
baseball
witches and wizards
structural mechanics of aircraft components
physics
american football
fluid mechanics

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your wikipedia browsing just makes me giggle.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a pathetic eHarmony.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excuse me for not knowing bad from good Eharmony...

I never imagined someone would try to shame me for not understanding the intricacies of online dating!

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I more meant the disproportionate numbers.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have already declared an adversion to Zs.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. Seattlebruin's interpretation is also correct.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My teammate has a southern accent

He said “look out for that warm” today when we were walking. I was more than a little perplexed. Turns out he meant worm.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did you have to look out for a worm?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big juicy thing on the sidewalk.

It wasn’t really a worm. Maybe it was. They have some GIANT bugs here in Japan.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good giggle.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disclaimer:

This came from a man.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it's good enough for Felicia Day...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan to retroactively apply it.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You angry about what they did to Spider-Man too?

Can you believe I was quoted by the associated press because of my disgust with Marvel Comics?

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just bought a new book

The New Turing Omnibus. Its like a slightly less stuffier version of all my CS text books in one book.

I think after some stuff that has gone on at work that I should pick up an intermediate/advanced C++ book.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious music question:

What are your three desert island Albums. From now until the day you die you can only hear three albums, what are they?
1. Daybreaker by Beth Orton
2. Achtung Baby by U2
3. Lateralus by TOOL

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by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Rockin’ the Suburbs by Ben Folds
Be by Common
Ratatat Remixs volume 2 by Ratatat

by Fogel on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Come Clarity by the In Flames
2. Clayman by the In Flames
3. Everytime we Touch by Cascada

by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dr Dre’s The Chronic
I’m The Man by Joe Jackson
Rammstein’s Mutter

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1,2,3, and to the 4.

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door.

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by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ratatatat tatatat like that

and I never hestitate to put [THAT’S RACIST] on his back

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And JI's awake...

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'll bite.

1. Bob Marley – Songs of Freedom Disc 2
2. Nirvana – Insecsticide
3. REM – Murmur

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Incesticide - little typo.

My favorite Nirvana is a box set I have called Into the Black where most of it is live or relatively low produced studio recording. I’d rather listen to Incesticide or Bleach than Nevermind or In Utero, just like I’d rather listen to Badmotorfinger than Superunknown. Nevermind is one of my favorite albums, but the guitar distortion is relatively mellow and Kurt’s raw voice is toned down as well.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a limeted edition box set called Outcesticide that included all of their bootleg unreleased music

as well as rare live tracks. It was like six CDs. If you can find it, buy it. It’s been about ten years or more, but you can still find it on ebay or Amazon used.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have discs one and two, but not the rest.

Between those two and the other box set, plus a few other bootlegs I have, I didn’t see anything on the other Outcesticides that I didn’t already have, but I’ll have to check them out.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed on Badmotorfinger

And I respect your appreciation for the grungier side of grunge.
But I thought In Utero was a triumph. A commercially disasterous triumph after the megasales of Nevermind and the boring (IMO) Incesticide.
But if you want dirtier, less accessible stuff, why not Tad or the Melvins?

by johnbai on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a huge Melvins fan.

I just don’t think I listen to Stoner Witch or Gluey Porch Treatments/Ozma on repeat on a desert island.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Art school ruined Bob marley for me.

Damned hippies played it non stop.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is my story too

My wife loves Bob Marley, and I got SOOOOO sick of him in college that I practically curl up into the fetal position every time it comes on the radio. Didn’t go to art school, but to a liberal arts school, which is almost as bad.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry those idiots ruined his music for you.

I think it’s funny how many of the biggest Bob Marley fans don’t realize he’s pretty much only sings about the Bible. “I Shot the Sherrif” is the only one I can think of that isn’t.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had someone once tell me that I couldn't possible like ska if I didn't like Bob Marley.

They went off on a rant about how ignorant I was for not liking the music that was influential on the music I like. It was pretty awesome.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was funny.

Me: “You’re aware that ska predates reggae, right?”
Them: “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!”
Me: “Nope, it’s true. By a good ten years, at least.”
Them: “Ska was invented in England in the seventes!”
Me: “Explain the Skatalites.”
Them: “That’s reggae!”

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I so remember those kinds of conversations back in the 90s.

Now of course I feel like one of a dozen people in the world who still listen to ska.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make that thirteen

I don’t listen to it all the time, and I don’t automatically assume ska = good, but I love that old 2 tone stuff.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point, I'm pretty strictly a first-wave guy.

There’s some good stuff from the second wave, but I don’t really need to own it. More like it comes on at a party and I go dance or something.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I loved those guys!

I didn’t think anyone else had ever heard of ’em.

All I got of theirs was some split 7", but I saw them once and it was a great show.

by marc w on Aug 26, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their first CD was really good,

but they were eclipsed in the media by Goldfinger, who pretty much sucked.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goldfinger still sucks

Slapstick was pretty good though, they just never had that radio friendly hit like Goldfinger.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most of the quality new stuff

is first wave or sort of retro first wave.

Ska punk just kept getting shittier and shittier. Although I do have secret weakness for Streetlight Manifesto even though I should hate them.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lulz

I liked Marley better when he played ska. His mainstream popular stuff isn’t as good.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh desert island question

1. All Mod Cons – The Jam
2. William Bloke – Billy Bragg
3. Any half-decent recording of Carmina Burana

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carmina Burana. Nice.

As for Billy Bragg, I really like Mermaid Avenue.

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm.

1) Time Out by the Dave Brubeck Quartet
2) Wolf’s Rain by Yoko Kanno
3) Thriller by Michael Jackson.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

The Very Best of Cher
Liza Minelli Sings Popular Gay Favorites
Any album from Sugar Ray

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they're great:

Raining Men
Don’t Cry For Me Argentina
Like a Virgin
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
You’re a Queer One, Julie Jordan
Karma Chameleon
Dancing Queen
and others…

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to cry for you.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll straight up say it:

I am totally into the ladies, but God damn do I love a good musical. That’s right I said it, I F’ing love showtunes. I own the soundtrack to every one of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s musicals. Even the shity ones.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

::Sobs::

Showtunes are my guilty pleasure. I’ve got just about every Webber musical on my iTunes playlist.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw it with my girlfriend last week

and enjoyed it more than she did.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I definitely cannot handle Abba.

I’m just mentally unable to digest their music. This is not to say I don’t have my pansy side.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still maintain

that if you don’t have ABBA Gold in your collection you’re not a music fan. I don’t really love ABBA, but there’s something catchy there that, every now and again, really hits the spot.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ayup.

I’ve got ABBA Gold in my collection.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's all about Waterloo.

That’s how you end an album on a high note.

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not for trying to be all masculine,

but I have never been able to handle musicals. I couldn’t even make it through the Barber of Seville.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Bugs Bunny version is way better

I never got musicals, either. PEOPLE DON’T JUST WALK DOWN THE STREET AND BURST INTO SONG. LOVE DOESN’T ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They actually do here...

But never on the streetcar.
Damn you Meet Me In St Louis.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can olny do certain ones.

Dr. Horrible is about it for me.

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by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

But I like Simpsons songs, the Southpark musical moments, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show… pretty much anything that lampoons musicals is okay with me.

by johnbai on Aug 26, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Urinetown was fantastic

A musical that lampoons musicals, wrapped around a Mad Maxish parody story about goverrnment control of when people can go to the bathroom. Nothing wrong with that

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many Sugar Ray albums are there? 3? 4?

It’s gotta be 14:59, though, right?

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say about three or four too many.

Mark McGrath is shit. Does his band know he can’t sing?*

*This is an opinion and not a scientific fact.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure they do. Does it matter? No. He's pretty.

Of course, it’s all over now, right? Isn’t he on Entertainment Tonight or something?

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I'll bite

Paul Simon “You’re the One”
The Cure “Mixed Up”
John Denver “Rocky Mountain Christmas” (need some Christmas music at Christmas time)

Most everything else I know well enough to sing and/or play on the solar-powered keyboard I’d also bring with me.

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by PositivePaul on Aug 26, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mixed up?

I thought about placing Wish in over Lateralus, but Wish has a few weak songs on it and Lateralus is perfect.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my favorite albums ever.

Nothing like a 15-minute trip session over the bassline to “A Forest” — one of my favorite-est non-CCM (Contemporary Christian Music for you atheists/agnostics) songs ever.

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by PositivePaul on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and it was a tossup

Between “Mixed Up” and “Joshua Tree.” Really, either album would do for me, but I pretty much listen to U2 all the time so I know all their songs by heart.

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by PositivePaul on Aug 26, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joshua Tree is an excellent choice. I go with Achtung Baby for sentimental reasons mostly.

Let’s just say 1992 was a pretty dark chapter of my life and while Nirvana didn’t help with my depression or thoughts of suicide AC did. It was the first album that made me think every song was written for me. If I ever meet one of the band I want to thank them for very possibly saving my life.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh! Remember the band A Minor Forest?

I loved those guys.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Badmotorfinger
Born to Run
Pearl Jam: Seattle 11-6-2000

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god that live Pearl Jam album is the shit.

I’ve listened the hell out of those CDs.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Aug 26, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 2000 tour was mixed and mastered nearly to perfection.

State College 2003 would arguably be the better album (though certainly not the better show), but the 2003 boots are overly loud and compressed.

by JI on Aug 26, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magnetic Fields-69 Love Songs

(Assuming that doesn’t count for all three)

Dead Moon-Echoes of the Past
KARP-Self Titled

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2012 London, first cut

Player (age)
G
C. Paul (27)
D. Williams (28)
D. Rose (23)
O. Mayo (24)
B. Roy (28)
F
L. James (27)
C. Anthony (28)
K. Durant (24)
B. Griffin (23)
C. Bosh (28)
C
D. Howard (26)
G. Oden (24)

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm a forward all the way

I’m too skinny to be a center! Plus my game is an all-around type game.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Remove L. James, add Brayden

Big shoes to fill!

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not that all-around!

Honestly, I don’t see how B. Roy doesn’t make the next Olympic team. Provided he chooses to play of course. He would kill overseas.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only conceivable way is if they choose to take a younger 2-guard as to have a solid foundation for the future

that’s another thing I really liked about this selection process – of the 12 guys on the team, 6 will still be 28 and under by the time of the next Olympics, and given how gifted Kobe and Wade are, you can’t count them out for London either.

I really doubt 34 year old Kobe Bryant would be able to play at that level though

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Kobe could

I mean, he’s awfully athletic now, but his game is ridiculously skilled. And that’s more important overseas. He’s a smart player, he doesn’t rely on his athleticism. He could play overseas longer, and with more success, than he could in the NBA. I mean EuroLeague, which is barely below the NBA these days.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, which is why I won't count him out

but SGs, even skill ones, don’t have a long history of continuing to play at a high level past age 32, and that’s mostly considering guys who came out of college, too – Kobe’s probably got 200 more games on his body than any of those guys did, and they broke down around 32-33, except MJ and Reggie

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

But Kobe is as close to MJ as we’ve seen. And Reggie was a ridiculous shooter who knew how to get open. Knowing how to use screens doesn’t require much athleticism.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's also why I'm not counting on Wade

I think he’ll break down even faster than Kobe, because it sure looks like he’s pretty fragile to begin with, and no one takes more hits except maybe Iverson

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turns out Irish accents are not as good as English accents.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at his albums list.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No southern hick accents please.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not much of a difference.

Either that or my 2 years in the south doing sales never met one.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're all in Alabama.

That state has some FINE women. Surprisingly.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not when they grow up though.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

I’m just a sucker for southern accents.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The southern accent is one that I cannot get behind.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no US accent that I like in a guy.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even the "No Accent" of the NW?

I’ve been told that I have no accent by just about everyone.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't consider it an accent.

Thus, acceptable.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A non accent is an accent?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure whether to trust your perceptions.

But I’ll play nice.
So you think that there is an accent in the PNW?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an American accent.

At least that’s what the Aussies told me.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like, that's rad!

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But differentiating between American accents.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So is it an accent or dialect?

I’m waiting for ac’s interpretation.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is certainly an accent.

I’ll admit that it varies in degree, but it’s similar in many respects to the accents of places that were settle largely by Scandinavians. I tend to think of it as a milder version of an upper-Midwest accent, mixed with the high-plains drawl. It’s much more prevalent in smaller towns, especially coastal towns that don’t have a lot of population turnover.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

I somehow ended up with the cot-caught merger, no which-witch merger, and then I turn my /ɑɪ/ into [ɑː] and put r’s in the middle of words (e.g. Warshington), and then no pin-pen merger

It’s weird- like a combo Middle American/Southern/Appalachian accent

I have no idea where it came from

by goodmorning on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid caaahs and baaahs.

I hate that.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boston is much worse than Southern.

My wife is Southern, and has a great accent.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If SEC football has taught me one thing

the south has some damn fine looking women. Of course I don’t know anything about their accents.

Weird side note, in college I met 3 people from New Orleans. Two guys one girl. The two dudes had almost no discernible accent (a few words here and there) but the girl was very southern.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Southern women are gorgeous.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to overgeneralize, right?

I'm The Alaskan, and I approve this message.

by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two are from Tennessee, one's from Florida

Does that not count?

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by The Alaskan on Aug 26, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New Orleans doesn't have a Southern accent.

It’s one of the most common misperceptions and it is perpetuated by the media. New Orleanians either sound like anyone from a large city or sound as though they’re New Yorkers. People from outside NOLA, but SE LA, sound even more Brooklyn, and it’s called the “Y’at” accent.
If the girl sounded southern, she either came from somewhere outside NOLA or she’s putting it on (as would be a good idea, if I’ve learned anything from reading about male appreciation for female southern accents today)

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mistake.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just you can't have a Cajun accent, because Cajun is a French dialect.

You could have a New Orleans accent, but as NOLA says it isn’t the same as a Southern accent.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes perfect sense.

I should really know better, I have a friend who is part Cajun (and part Norwegian which is odd).

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it wasn't the sexy southern belle accent

it was more rough and tumble, maybe a bit cajun.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is cuter coming from a woman than an English accent.

Though, I think Scottish is the sexiest “English Language” accent.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take Famous Titties for 400.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take Jap anus relations.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take the rapist for $1,000.

That’s THERAPIST, THERAPIST. Oh, nevermind.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just remembered a favorite...

Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.

Connery: Mooo.

Trebek: I’m sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.

Connery: It’s the sound your mother made last night.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruff.

That’s how you’re mother likes it Trebek.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remastered it's as good as it gets.

Original analog film is about 4K.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fell in love with a girl from Sweden once.

So beautiful it wasn’t even fair. We stayed up all night talking about the state of the European economy and whether or not the Euro would emerge as a force that could compete with the dollar. In hinsight, I should have just got her drunk and tricked her into marrying me.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still kick myself.

An 18 year old Swedish beauty who was crazy intelligent. We spent a few hours discussing Sweden’s role during WW2 alone. We stayed in contact via e-mail for a while after she moved back to Sweden, but one day she stopped writing back.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Men boo.

We’ll leave it at that.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omen boo?

That was a terrifying movie. The original one.

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched the remake. . .

I just kept saying “Liev. . .why?”

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good gravy

I want to meet an 18 year old Swedish beauty

by goodmorning on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was a cheerleader too.

She took a year off after high school in Sweden to spend a year at an American High School in Stanwood Washington of all places. My sister was her Cheer leading coach.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.

If I could find that girl from Glasgow, I’d be set.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I don't know why I read that as Scottish instead of Irish.

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by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wondered. I made no comment on Scottish vs English

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree completely

but it really depends on where the Irish accent is from. There are some that are ugly, but my people (Kerry) have great accents.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gmail?

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 26, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wants mobile message abilities.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk around with your laptop.

I know, I’m kidding.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lookout Landing.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grady Sizemore is a badass.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My old US History teacher went and visited him in Cleveland last year.

Hung out at his place and had dinner with him. Apparently Grady’s a pretty humble ballplayer.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you get a teacher who loves the subject, it's great.

If you get a mediocre teacher, it’s awful, awful, awful.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is also true

But I learned stuff in 4th grade history back in NY that wasn’t even approached in WA unless you dug through the AP history textbook.

by Robert on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thankfully this teacher I was talking about

chucked out the standard issue cirriculum and created his own class. The idea going in is that we as students already knew the obvious things. His goal was to enlighten us to the little-known details that the textbooks didn’t even touch.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a few who were just awesome too.

A few great ones during my flirtation with college as well.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, all the ones I had in college sucked

Go figure the 101-level economics and business professors at UNLV were so much more fun.

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's remarkable how much more you learn

in a class in which the teacher is honestly devoted to their subject and craft.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably the best class I took in high school

was an AP English course junior year. The teacher was a former drill sergeant, and he carried that demeanor into the classroom. When he asked a question, he expected an intelligent, well-rationed answer regardless of whether your response was right or wrong. The guy was scary as all hell.

But holy crap, I’ve never learned so much in one class.

There was none of the metaphorical “how do the clouds make you feel?” bullshit. We got into the nitty-gritty base layers of the English language and reading analysis.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Spanish 103 class at UW was like this

No, my instructor was not a drill sgt… but she taught the whole class en Español and she expected answers in complete sentences, es Español. I probably learned more in that class than my first 2 classes combined even though we covered half the volume of material of any of the previous classes.

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a bad experience with foreign language at college.

I took an entry level Japanese course at EDCC during the night. Problem was it was filled with a bunch of Japanophiles and Otaku that had already studied the language on their own freakin’ time. Of course, the instructor went at their pace and not that of the people who hadn’t taken the language before.

I had to drop three weeks later and pick up a copy of Rosetta Stone. I’ll try again next year.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the cause of the Civil War?

Acutally, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schicm between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter-

Wait, wait … just say slavery.

Slavery it is.

by Jed MC on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without delving into too much detail and STC-ing this afterwards

I took a full ten-week course on the Civil War in college and the damn thing is so complex that it easily could have been a year-long course and not covered everything that needed to be covered

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh agreed.

That was something my US history teacher pointed out. If he could take an entire semester to teach the Civil War, he would have.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True Fact:

There are more books published in the US about the War Between the States than all other American wars combined.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got into shouting matches with my teachers over the War Between the States all the time.

Also, once stood up in the middle of a high school history class and called the teacher out because he said Catholicism was an evil force in the world. I got kicked outta his class over that one.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

He really said that in the middle of class?

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

I F’ing LOST it. One of the 5 angriest moments of my life.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No matter your personal beliefs

An instructor shouldn’t bring shit like that into a classroom. Teach the material and keep your opinions to yourself.

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a teacher once who constantly made jokes about Jews.

One day he just disappeared. Apparently someone didn’t find him funny.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had an Asian history teacher in tenth grade that insisted Japanese internment camps weren't all that bad.

He actually said that no one REALLY lost any property, either. A second-generation Japanese American friend of mine insisted that he explain to his grandmother why it was that the had no home and no business after the war was over, and he was kicked out of class when a suitable answer was not supplied.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hochie mochie

Any repercussions?

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. My High School was an awful, awful place.

Definitely the most anti-student place I’ve ever been.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That friend of yours handled that better than I would have.

I would have been cussing and screaming at that teacher.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might have been too.

That’s way out of line.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did eventually, after the guy refused to answer his question.

He also yelled at me once because I did poorly on a test, and he blamed it on the fact that I read novels during lunch instead of studying.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The novel thing, I mean.

The other part isn’t.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to be one of those typical asian children.

Studying at all times, acing tests.

Then I realized I had no life and my sanity was eroding away.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real OT here,

But have a kick ass show tonight.

by Sec 108 on Aug 26, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm kind of annoyed about this show.

The guy that set it up and asked us to play wants us to play first and start at 9:00, even though the flyers and the venue’s website say 9:30, and shows never start on time ever, and people that come to them know that. So everyone who wants to see us will stroll in at 9:45, and we’ll be done. He’s a good guy and a friend, but I’m a little miffed.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough day?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a really good day (glug, glug).

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

The GF is in Portland for a training seminar that starts at 5:30, so I have nothing else to do tonight except a couple of errands.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sucks

I actually had planned to come, but I have been told I am on the list for punk night at the Bit with free beers that have my name on them.

I’ll try to catch your Chop Suey show next month.

by Sec 108 on Aug 26, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That show should be awesome.

If you’re going to come to one, that’s a good one to pick.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss what the name of your band is?

or did I just forget?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coldplay.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Aug 26, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phildopip on Aug 26, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But there's like 50 fields of math

there’s really only one US history. I love stats, but I hate calculus

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Mom (who is a Professor of Mathematics Education) has a theory about math teachers that I find to be quite correct;

Most math teachers are terrible because math was never hard for them. The best math teachers are the ones that struggled mightily with it themselves.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's brilliant.

I have had maybe one or two math teachers throughout my middle school – college experience, and now it makes sense why this is. I happen to be pretty good at math myself, but I find it difficult to help other people because when I explain it, it doesn’t make sense to them even though it makes sense to me, then it’s frustrating for me because I just don’t get why they don’t understand it.

JI/Robert '08!

by Fin on Aug 26, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Math is really intuitive for some people.

It’s similar to native speakers of a language not really being all that well suited to teaching non-native speakers a language. My German professor in college was terrible, largely because she didn’t understand the problems people had.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Aug 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You had Frau Fiero, too?

Or Herr Doktor Brockhaus???

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Aug 26, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This makes perfect sense.

by BrianL on Aug 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most math instructors I had enjoyed their respective subject

The only loathesome math instructors I ever had were Honors Geometry and trig, and those class were boring as hell. Go figure I barely remembered anything from either one.

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO Lunch.

Homemade soup (corn and stewed tomato chowder this time) is second to only homemade chili in terms of next day leftover lunches. Couple it with perfect hard wheat rolls I got from this old lady at the farmer’s market, and I defy you to find anything better.

Anyone else hungry yet?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My stomach just growled.

Leftover stirfry is not as good as original stirfry.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm....

That is weird. I don’t know enough about the LPGA to comment any further than that though.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean it makes sense on a lot of levels

I’m just not so sure it’s legal…

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't organizations decide their own rules?

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Generally, yes

until it gets to the point where you start discriminating against non-English speakers, that is. Then it’s lawsuit city.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure it's legal.

Why wouldn’t it be?

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Equal opportunity laws, for one

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Equal opportunity laws

don’t say anything about language though. It does include national origin, but it’s not like the LPGA is saying “No Koreans”.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*rule, not law

the LPGA really doesn’t govern anything important enough to have laws

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's definitely going to be an uphill battle for the LPGA,

but I think it’s possible they get away with it.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a lot more to professional sports

than on-field performance. A case could be made, it wouldn’t be great. I think if it were to go to trial as it is, the LPGA would have the weaker case. But the law is all about interpretation, so a good argument could swing the judgment either way.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'd have to prove that

speaking English in the interviews was necessary for the success of the LPGA. Whether they can prove that…..it’d be tough.

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, let's be honest.

Does anyone listen to the interviews from the LPGA?

by brayden04 on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could even see "strongly encouraging" *wink wink nudge nudge* type stuff

but requiring… and making them pass a test is… out there.

Plus they have to administer it fairly, which should lead to some amusing tests for the the American born players

by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Restaurants can't even get away with doing this

What makes the struggling, visible LPGA think they can?

by Gomez on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 26, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally, a winner.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 26, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you like Phil Collins?

I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 26, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

Shut up.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 26, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliantly done.

I don't feel anything anymore.

by kevin_ess on Aug 26, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

early morning copy pasta

my fiancee had not seen it until last night.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 26, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs