The On-Topic TagPost of the Day
I for one am sad the Olympics are over. The Olypmics are pretty much awesome in every way.
Now that they're over though, the world can shift its focus to other types of sporting events, primarily one played by students at many of America's largest universities, and which includes the use of a peculiarly shaped ball (no, not a Quaffle).
Last night, the following exchange took place on Sunday Night Baseball
MORGAN: Manny is hitting almost .600 off Blanton in his career
MILLER: In 24 at bats too, so it's not like he's 3 for 5
MORGAN: Yes, as you can see it's quite a big sampling
Fracture of English language and lack of knowledge of anything scientific (or about baseball for that matter)... must be Joe Morgan
Also, Jose Lopez is OPSing .693 in August. We may not be out of the woods for the Loafie's Annual Second Half Slump of the Year just yet, which means that - oh what the hell who am I kidding, I just want to write the tags.
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I'm seriously begining to lose my sanity up here.
Not sure why, I often spend weeks at a time without any mental fatigue up here.
Fear the NPE
Jim Caple just finished a ridiculously strong two months of writing
I think my favorite part was when she insinuated that black people were solely responsible for growing basketball
and none of the other major sports.
Jerry West, Larry Bird, Willie May, Lawrence Taylor… they’d all like to say “hi!”
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
There was this black guy who played for the Dodgers a few years ago
who had a minor impact on baseball and the culture of the country. But Jackie’s importance was nothing like the 2008 Olympic baskeball team.
No, because RickRoll was the same every time
Jemele Hill continues to sink to new levels of hilariously awful writing
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Caple is an outstanding writer
on the Olympics.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
The only piece of his I didn't like was the satire of Chinese gymnast cheating and America's history of cheating.
It did not come off well, even though I agree with the point he was trying to make.
We have two sorry nola tags? I like it.
1. Talking about football probably isn’t good for you.
2. The snitch is a regular shape—it’s just got wings.
3. If it weren’t for coffee I wouldn’t have a job.
4. That Jemele Hill article didn’t even make sense
5. I need more coffee.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:16 AM PDT reply actions
Wings tend to make a ball not a standard shape
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions
But they hide until the snitch is ready to go. Ergo, it is a standard shape that morphs into a flying object.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Still not a standard shape while in play
Standard shape

Not a standard shape

by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Also not standard shape

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
.... a large part of me wants to know what this YouTube video is
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
You'll never know if you don't click it.
I can tell you that it is safe for work.
It appears that it has more of a depression on two sides rather than handles.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Handles come in many shapes and sizes
see handles, love.
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Should read
see also: handles, love
so it doesn’t look too creepy. If I were a mod I’d so hide that comment right now
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for comment hiding.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you're correct
1: a part that is designed especially to be grasped by the hand
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I went to Lopez Island this weekend
I think I’ll go check out Mt. St. Helens today.
I also gave away Mariner tickets for tonight, and actually turned down some lower-area 100 level seats for the entire Minnesota series. October can’t come soon enough.
I had a chance to get some free tickets for today.
Then I found out Tits is scheduled to pitch.
I’m going to watch the Seahawks preseason game from the comfort of my home instead.
This is probably a wise choice
except not probably, closer to definitely
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Turning down free tickets says it all about YOUR 2008 Seattle Mariners
You’re not the only one I know who has turned down free tickets either.
But but...
The 2008 Mariners – Every Game’s a Win!
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never turned down free tickets before in my life
but so help me I just can’t bring myself to watch Batista get blown up in person.
Washburn, maybe.
You may not be needy but you're still padding your stats.
Selfish bastard.
Went to that shitty game Saturday. Saw this nugget. Really Loafie? English?

Go, you motherfucking Dodgers. Go!
I should be able to come up with some sort of a racist quip right now.
I’ve got nothing.
I'd rather know if he prefers salsa or meringue dancing.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather know what he likes doing more
hitting grounders to short or hitting infield flies
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, that is too related to baseball to appear on the video screen.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
My boss has this poster hanging up in the office.
Which is hilarious, because he’s even lazier than me.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
Why the hell must servers come with six NIC ports? I’ve got to run another set of CAT5 cables through the ceiling today.
... they make you run the cables through the ceilings?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't you have non-technical lackeys to do that kind of stuff?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm the lowest man on the totem pole here.
I wish I had a non-technical lackey to do this kind of shit.
That's it?
Try running 30 fibre lines from the SAN in one room to workstations spread throughout a building, because you can’t put all the video editors in the same section. I can’t wait for the next round of “musical cubes,” where I get to do it all again.
At least when we move to the new building, I get to run CAT6 everywhere, and all the production gets put into the same office set.
I just got through a round of musical cubes.
GOD
Although what really took the cake was having to run CAT5 through one of our processing plants. Twenty feet in the air. On a boomlift.
That's fun.
I had to do that while putting WAPs in our warehouse. Then I had to do it again when my boss got the wrong POE switches and it turned out they didn’t have the range to get enough power out.
Although I used to work in a warehouse, and it was fun to be on a pallet 40 ft up again. Now if they would only get a reach lift and let me drive it around once a month or so I’d be set.
We got to use a boomlift when we were installing cameras in the new room about a year and a half ago.
Made the job a hell of alot easier and quicker. I wish we could of kept that thing instead of renting it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
That's nothing.
Try running miles and miles worth of coax cable and power cable from a Surveillance Server room all the way to the other end of a huge casino. Oh and did I mention you have to crawl through 4 attics to get there. Oh and as you are going through the 7 different rooms to get to the room that has the 3 new cameras you spent 2 hours mounting, installing, and configuring, you have to go up and down a ladder several times, as you literally throw the coax/power cable from one section of the room to the other.
Oh and when you finally get the cabling to their destination, you have to make attach your own ends on the coax.
That was me 3 weeks ago. Fun times.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
You think that's bad?
One day at work I had to wait until 12:15 to have lunch. I was STARVING by the time I got to eat!
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
It's 11:06 and I'm already starving.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Lunch here
is at 1. Then again start time isn’t until 11.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Lunch is whenever I can escape my office.
And that’s not an easy thing to do.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I eat at my desk most days
I had started eating outside and reading when they told me that we needed to work through lunch.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Can they force you to do that, legally?
I usually eat at my desk, but they don’t force me to.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
There's forcing and then there's "forcing".
They cannot require that you miss lunch. They can strongly recommend that you eat at your desk while you work. This strong recommendation usually comes with a workload that leaves you no second option, but it’s not a requirement.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I know what you mean.
I work late (for free) when I have to, but the moment they “force” me to, I’m outta here.
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I've been passed over for jobs because of this
but I always make clear in interviews, when things like work schedules and whatnot come up, that I will be happy to work as much overtime as required when a project deadline looms, but I am not willing to work in a place that strongly encourages overtime because it’s Tuesday.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Yeah its kind of like that
I guess originally the wording was “if you take off for an hour for lunch you need to stay an hour to make up for it” but since all of us on the team are here until 9 or later it doesn’t make a difference anymore.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Its not any different
elsewhere in this industry. I’d have to find a at a completely different type of company.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Upping the ante?
You cannot beat me on these. I used to install network drops in dorms that were being upgraded to wired ethernet access. I have horror stories that most security system installers (which I have also been) cannot dream of.
God, I can't even imagine having to set shit like that up. What a nightmare.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The best part is finding hidey holes that dorm students use to stash their pot and alchohol in.
Hey, new college students! Wonder where that smell comes from in your room that seems to hover next to the bed? Try looking in the walls. You’ll probably find the leftovers of some stoner’s stash from the 00-01 school year.
I love how even though our project is running up against our budget I still have to make
$10000+ purchase orders at least once every other day.
Fear the NPE
I'll sell you three boxes of BIC Ballpoint pens for the low low price of $8500/box
I’ll even pay shipping to Prudhoe Bay!
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
This is a slow day--are all West Coasters late to work today?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 AM PDT reply actions
It's the last Monday before month end?
Crap! There’s stufff I need to do.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yes it is.
And next Monday is a holiday.
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As far as work goes it does.
But I must say I’m looking forward to the three-day weekend.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I bet I still have to work
Although the company wiki says we get the day off. I’ve come in on almost every weekend for 2 months though…
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Screw that.
I can’t handle working that much overtime. Everyone needs some time away from work.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
This is what most companies don't understand
the average company usually tries to throw hours at a problem or a workload to make it go away, but doesn’t realize the diminishing returns built into such an approach. This is also why I love contracting – most places don’t want to pay time and a half for contractor wages, so most places restrict me to 40 hr/wk.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think they realize their are diminishing returns
especially when I end up with the flu a month into crunch. There just isn’t any other option. We’re too small of a company to do anything else.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
My girlfriend says the same thing
but my boss says “work as much as you think you need to to stay on top of things”. But if I don’t come in I get an email on Monday saying they hope I put in the hours during the week to make up for this. Mind you I’ve been working 10 hour days for 2 months as well.
And the finish date for the project keeps slipping, there is no real end in sight.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
We don't get Holidays off, at all
Only Christmas Day. I’ve worked Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Easter, etc. Kinda sucks
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Being in sales, you kind of have to deal with that though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Yeah, and after 4 years I've come to live with it
But hey, whatever, right?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like when I used to work in a bar,
I knew I didn’t get holidays, Fridays or Saturdays off. That was a big reason I moved on to my current job (plus I was drinking WAY too much).
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Most car sales people end up drinking way too much also
What a coincidence. I’ll stick to my one beer a day, with my dinner, thank you very much
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems to be the case woth most salespeople.
Is that because of the odd hours, or what?
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Couple things
It’s definitely stressful work for some. Also, the odd hours are a factor. Location, also. For instance, I have 3 bars essentially within walking distance of my work, so guys will sneak out a few minutes early and go get a drink before heading home. Biggest reason, though, is just that this business seems to attract people with addictive tendencies. I’ve worked with many current/former alcoholics, drug users, and gambling addicts (thankfully none at my current place).
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess you have to be a bit of a risk taker to be in sales, so maybe that's it.
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Ironically
I used to know somebody that works at one your former dealership that was all three of those….
Not surprising, at all
Which dealership?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there for 3 and a half years, from Summer 04 until September 07
Was he there at that time also? I can think of a few people that fit the description, unfortunately
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the crew at the current store isn't worth a damn
They are located across the corner from where I was before, yet they sell less than half of the volume that we did. The current ownership doesn’t like to pay their salespeople though, so they don’t attract any talent
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite thing was going into that Mazda dealership
And being told the way to fix my current issue with my Mazda was to buy a new Mazda because “hey every company has a screw up now and than”
Well obviously
That’s how you know a store needs the more sales, because everything leads to you getting a new car. Service departments provide the most profits for a store, since there is very little money in new car sales. If service tries to get you to buy a car, then that store should be avoided.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The only Mazda dealership that was qualified to work on my car was up in Kirkland
Every other one couldn’t help me.
Why would anyone do such a thing?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, I'm actually working.
An amazing amount of people decided to bounce their rent checks this month.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I didn't bouce mine.
But I did hand in a short one. Fuckers should have fixed my bathtub before I sent three certified letters and made dozens of phone calls with no response. They don’t like it they can fight with my lawyer.
Short I don't mind (it's not my problem). Plus you are on solid ground because of the landlord-tenant act.
But I manage a trust account, so NSF’s are a huge pain in the ass.
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I've been pretty busy so far. I hate mondays, pretty soon the phone will be ringing off the hook.
Anchorage office wanting to know why shit is so expensive, vendors wanting to know where their PO’s are at, crew wanting to know where their orders are. . .
Fear the NPE
Big event of some kind at the Convention Center made traffic a bitch this morning.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 25, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
If the weekend was any indication
they’re all at Target at Southcenter
by Mariner John on Aug 25, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like a who has the shittiest work schedule came up while I was gone.
I think being stuck up here for weeks at a time is so far ahead of everyone I’ll just retire and leave the argument to the rest of you.
Fear the NPE
It's a battle for the silver medal
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You're the Michael Phelps of shitty work schedules
I can’t wait to see how many times that comparison gets made to everything in the next few weeks.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I though about it in my above comment, but refrained
I’m obviously a lesser man compared to you.
Like when other people are compared to Phelps (yay redemption!)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmm
(This is the drum part, this is the drum part)
This...
Is .....
The Olympic Theme Song
the one you always hear
but you do not know the words...
And...no longer hungry.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if it's online,
but I have a friend that makes a bacon margarita. It uses bacon as a garnish, and bacon salt as the glass edge. I don’t drink, but people say it’s very good. I think it looks about as appetizing as this.
Anybody have any free coupons for Stubhub?
Cause holy fuck why the hell is shipping 16 dollars on 13 dollar preseason tickets
I saw someone
charging $300 on CL for 50 yard field level seats to tonight’s Seahawks Chargers game.
Its preseason!
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Never underestimate the idiocy of the American sporting public
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I got 2 tickets for Friday night for 25 dollars total.
Does anybody here follow the Raiders and know if Tui is going to get some extended playing time that night?
I imagine that might be rather popular in Seattle
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be,
but I’m almost surprised he hasn’t been released yet. I haven’t heard word one about him since his last injury.
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From all the Raiders fans I know
Tui is pretty much done in Oakland.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I think we could use another QB since Charlie Frye sucks.
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I heard Seneca might play tonight.
But I wouldn’t count on it with a groin injury.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I really wanted them to draft one
but I guess that will happen next year.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I got tickets to tonight's game for free.
You can pretty much just ask any season ticket holder for their preseason seats and they’ll give them to you. Or at least sell them for like $20. When you have tickets to all eight real home games, it’s just not worth going to the preseason ones.
Paying real money for preseason tickets is insane.
By "real money" I meant "face value."
You done good. I’m sitting right on the 50, but it’s literally the highest row in the stadium. And the face value is $79 apiece. That’s just amazing to me.
Also, I’m sure I’d pay more to go to a game at Qwest than I would at Qualcomm — preseason or not. Chargers games are fun, but it’s not exactly the same atmosphere.
Mu buddy offers me his preseason tickets for free every year.
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God dammit.
Today’s Seahawks game is on ESPN? Are they going to be simulcasting it on channel 11 like they used to?
Heh, was given the choice between paying to go or watching on TV
I’m watching on TV
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to the local dive bar.
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Ugh.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to like the MNF announcing crew less than I currently do.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
My dad held out on getting cable for fifteen years
and then they announced that MNF would shift to ESPN and we had satellite TV a week later
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I stand corrected.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Neither would I.
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Anyone know of job openings in Seattle?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 AM PDT reply actions
Higher education, non-profit, development, anything connected to those things.
I have every office-related skill, as well as professional stalking skills, event planning skills, and time wasting skills.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll check around
I have a few friends in the Seattle non-profit world, lemme see if I can find anything out.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Please do--any help right now is appreciated.
It’s tough to convince someone to hire you when you’re 2,000 miles away.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
They're so short on budget they're actually closing public schools in Seattle
But there’s a ton of admin work.
Yeah, I've heard that, but the public school system is definitely one that won't look at you for those sorts of things if you're not in town.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
My sister didn't get a job for this school year until Friday
largely because no one would hire her while she was still in Alaska.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
This is not helping my confidence.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
People aren't big fans of them in principle
But the best in is to work with a staffing agency. You develop some practical experience, and then companies here see you’re good for it and will give you a chance (provided, of course, that you don’t screw anything up).
As far as higher education look at Seattle U
My contacts there love it. Apparently a great place to work.
As for NPO, Gates Foundation is growing incredibly fast and is hiring tons of people all the time. Another growing NPO in town is Building Changes.
I work with a few others, but most of them are small. Feel free to email me and I can give you some contacts to send a resume to.
In all seriousness, my goal is to work for the Gates Foundation.
I am aiming for any position right now that is a resume builder, as well as continuing my education.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, do email me
They are a customer of ours and I also have a long time friend who has been there for over a decade.
A friend of mine works for Gates,
but he moves and sets up offices, so I doubt he can help you in your field.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Probably not, but thank you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I could get you a job at Mills Music
provided you enjoy minimum wage, lousy ownership, shitty customers, and uncompetitive business practices.
Don't worry, Fin.
If any sales associate there tries to screw with you while you’re looking at guitars they know I will kill them.
Or...not.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You could come sell cars with me
It’s truly rewarding work…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'd fail at that job.
One “no” and I’d be off sobbing in the corner.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that bad
But it is funny when people take it very personal when somebody says no. I’ve seen people pull the racism card, the sexism card, and the ageism card when they get shot down. Nothing better than guilt tripping a customer into buying from you… Of course, those are the kind of people that give us normal, good guy salesmen bad names.
I was on the phone with a guy yesterday who accused me of lying about what the MSRP of a car was, and when I told him that I had no reason to lie to him he said “Yeah, sure, whatever, Mr. Car Salesman.” I hung up on his ass
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Good for you.
I hate it when people accuse you of lying, when you have absolutely nothing to gain.
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Yeah, and it had been a long weekend and I wasn't in the mood to deal with it
I have never told a lie to sell a car, in nearly 4 years of doing it, and even leading National Sales Boards for my respective manufacturers, along with top 10 customer service scores in the nation. It just sucks knowing that people don’t give a shit at all about what you have to say. I’m right up there along with lawyers in the ranks of universally loather professions. But, the pay is great, and most people are nice (whether they believe me or not), so it’s worth putting up with.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
People think I'm trying to rip them off in accounting all the time.
Even if I did that, I wouldn’t see a dime, plus the company would lose money in attorney bills like crazy. 99% of the businesses out there aren’t trying to rip anybody off. You make way more money being honest, and you stay in business longer.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Everybody's a bunch of jerks
I wish I could get paid to NOT work, and thus be somehow even happier in my life
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been very lucky lately,
On every major purchase I’ve made recently (including my car), the salespeople and the businesses I’ve dealt with have just been wonderful. It gives me at least a little faith that there are still decent people out there.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Good to hear
We’re not all bad. I live and die on my referral business. It’s funny how much more likely somebody is to talk about how much they enjoyed their experience when they know they can pick up an extra $125 for sending me business
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We picked our Veracruz based on our friend's great experience with their Hyundais,
plus the fact that one of our really good friends is a mechanic at the same dealership.
I’d gladly recommend a Hyundai to anyone who was in the market. I wish they made small trucks, I’d buy one of them tomorrow.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I'm planning to come to you to check out the Hyundais.
Once I find that elusive job…
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You get better deals when you're an employee at the dealership
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We got a pretty sweet deal since we knew multiple repeat customers, and well as an employee.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
That's good. We usually give the same deals to customers that an employee would get anyway
In fact, my employee handbook says that we (employees) are supposed to pay $300 OVER invoice on new vehicle purchases… I am usually $300 BELOW at a minimum with the deals I quote, and more for the more expensive stuff, depending on how ling it has been on the lot
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This I shall keep in mind.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Please do
And that referral thing I mentioned applies to people here, also. Free money for sending me customers, very simple /ends shameless self-plugging
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think more a beer wench.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll take it.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Planning on getting fired?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
And customer service at RadioShack in Issaquah just went through the roof.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for confirming my beliefs.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You are going to use that shot for anything you possibly can, aren't you?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
You're going to use that shot for anything you possibly can.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Why can't the NBA be more like the Olympics?
Holy jebus, if the average NBA game was played at the pace of that gold medal game I’d watch it all the time. I know it’s unrealistic to expect THAT, but it seems the NBA can learn a thing or two from that gold medal game. A fourth quarter that doesn’t take 45 minutes to play? Yes please.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
To be fair, the NBA plays a 100+ game schedule if you include playoffs and exhibtions, whereas the national team only plays about twelve to fifteen games
Also, since all of the national teams are so stacked, the good players can play extra hard on defense knowing that there’s a perfectly capable sub ready to get them when they get tired (unlike the NBA where LeBron comes out and Damon Jones goes in)
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I know it's a different way of playing
but I wish there was some way the NBA could adapt and play a more energetic game, or at the very least limit intentional fouls and timeouts in the last 10 min of a half/game – the long schedule and weak benches do play a part in the pace of games, to be sure, but I detest the concept of “garbage time” and would love to see a 48 minute NBA game instead of a 40 minute game and a 60 minute final 8 minutes.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I don't think the problem is that the intentional fouls are there
but I agree on the timeouts, especially given that in the NBA the majority of TOs are called merely to advance the ball to midcourt, but coaches take advantage of the time to call a play – if they were stricter about enforcing a “20-second TO” it would really help speed up the game.
The problem with intentional fouling is that teams do it even when they’re hopelessly behind, which makes decided games longer, which is the problem. I have no issue with a team fouling to get the ball back when the game is still realistically within reach (say down 5 with 40 seconds to play)
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
But that's my entire problem right there
if a team is down 5, how does fouling, which gives the team in the lead up to two free additional points, help? It just makes a 5 point lead a 6 or 7 point lead, which leads to more fouling, which leads to OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP YOU’VE LOST THE BLOODY GAME ALREADY.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
But other team sits on the ball while the clock runs out.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Impose a rule like in handball.
If you hold onto the ball for more than 3 secs, turnover.
Either that or do an NFL type rundown of the clock.
Intentional foul in last two minutes? Automatic 2 points for the other team & 5 less seconds to the game.
Defeats the point though
especially with the three-pointer, you want a team to earn those two points to put the game away
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
How would you make the end of a close game more interesting?
The current foul-fest is extremely boring.
I'd like to see how many of these close games are actually won by this.
Because I sure haven’t seen one.
Well, it most certainly didn't happen in this past year's NCAA National Championship game
seeing as how that game didn’t actually happen.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn't watch it.
I got tired of it by the whatever 8.
Wasn't anything to watch.
Never happened.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic.
I really didn’t watch past the 8 round, when all the teams my GF picked were out.
I get sick of basketball quickly.
I'm being sarcastic, but about a different thing.
I’m from Memphis and I refuse to acknowledge that game’s ever having taken place. Had it happened, it is possible that Kansas would have been able to get back into the game with the help of intentional fouls.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I posted a clip of the Barton-Winona St Div II title game from a couple years ago a long while back
That was the only case where a team came back in the final minute with help from fouling… and that was a miracle.
Er... actually, someone else posted a clip of that game
Still, that’s the best example I can think of.
I've seen plenty...
My sophomore year of college, we played Lafayette at home. We were up nine with 45 seconds to go. They kept fouling, we kept missing free throws. They won in regulation. Yes, regulation.
Did you ever read John Feinstein's book The Last Amatuers?
by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No I haven't. I want to.
He was friends with my coach in college so he was always in our locker room after games. I always had to watch what I said. Or at least, I felt like I did. Apparently in that book he talks about one of my friends a lot, Matt Logie from Lehigh. I should read that book.
It's a good book, but I'm kind of biased since I really enjoy his writing style
Plus it probably talks about a lot of players you played against since it covers the Patriot League in the 99-00 season
by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get to the PL until 2003.
But I know some guys who played in it before I got there. Hopefully I’ll get around to reading it next summer, I don’t want to pay to have it shipped here!
I think there needs to be a new on-topic thread, cause this one is slowing down my shitty computer like whoa. Yes. I just wrote, “like whoa.”
I told NOLA it was her day to post it, but if she doesn't by the time I get back from my meeting
I will post it and I guarantee at least two basketball tags and one F-R-I-E-N-D-S tag
by seattlebruin on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
When did you tell me this?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, way too many close NBA games are decided by a barrage of free throws over the last few minutes of regulation.
The NBA has the worst ending to games out of any professional sport.
I for one am glad the Olympics are over.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Me too. When they start showing team rhythmic gymnastics, the shark has been jumped.
If that’s an Olympic sport, cheerleading should be too.
I love the Olympics
but they really should schedule rhythmic gymnastics and synchronized swimming in the middle of the games when no one is paying attention.
Talk about anti-climactic
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
And drum and bugle corps.
I’m not going to rest until DCI is an official Olympic event!

The worst part about the olympics being over
Are all the terrible statistics that I’ve been reading about with regards to how to count the final medals and how Michael Phelps (as the sole competitor from the lost city of Atlantis) singlehandedly beat 4,287 countries in the medal count. Not to mention that, had any other planets been competing, he would have won more golds than all of them combined. Michael Phelps 8, the entire non-Earth universe, 0. China won the most golds, but the US beat them per capita and won the most overall medals. Jamaica won the most golds per capita. I hate that I actually know these facts!
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
by seattlecougar on Aug 25, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, some small country won 1 gold for every 110,000 people
and if China had run that same rate, they’d win 2900 gold medals.
Fucking stupid.
So I can't access any of the Pulaski Mariners pages on Minor League Splits
Thus the crux of Kris Sanchez’s destruction of the App League will, for now, remain a mystery.
Well, crap, now I won't sleep tonight.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank BrianL for selling me on the iPhone
because holy crap it is awesome.
J.K.L.
See?
It isn’t just for pretentious pricks who hang around in coffee shops all day pretending to write novels.
How do you know he's not one of those people?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Good thing he has an iPhone then.
Goodness knows how he would survive if he wasn’t up-to-date on things like Isaac Hayes dying.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I got 4 RSS alerts when that happened.
I promptly got rid of three of those feeds.
Apparently there's an app that has tuners and chord forms.
No way am I paying $10 for that.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a free version
of the ear training program, not sure if that is the same one.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Nah, it's a different thing.
Tablature for several hundred chord forms. I know all the chords I’m likely to need, thanks very much. If I ever decide I want to play jazz, I’ll get a book.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it need two functioning ears?
(sorry ac…I couldn’t resist)
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"All these notes sound like white noise!"
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be easy to train your ear then.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Best smart phone on the market hands down.
The network is an entirely different issue, but that should change next July.
I took a long hard look at one a couple weeks ago
It’s definitely slick, and very user friendly. But I ended up going with the Nokia E71 and I could not be happier. This thing is amazing. But, good on you for having a phone you like to use. And thank you for the recommendation made to me about the iPhone, BrianL. You sure are championing its cause. Do you work for Steve Jobs?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd be surprised to hear that I hate, loathe, and despise most other Apple products.
I only tolerate MacOS because some of my video editing software only works on it.
Not terribly surprised
Just poking fun more than anything. I also really can’t stand their stuff either. I bought a Zune, not an iPod. I basically ignored the iPhone when conducting my recent search. I don’t like how everything is so user friendly that you can’t, as an owner of said products, do anything about problems that come up. It’s freezing/crashing? Call customer service. Plus, more than anything, I don’t see purpose to try and learn a completely different method of using a computer after 15 or so years of doing it in a way that works just fine.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a 15 GB Dell mp3 player I got for free 4 years ago. Nothing at all wrong with it.
It even has buttons on it rather than that stupid gimicky wheel.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I had to buy a Zune to replace my iriver H340
It was old and heavily used, and finally kicked the bucket, with both a battery AND hard drive faliure. I was running a hacked Korean firmware that enabled video playback, and it was totally open use and wonderful. That said, I absolutely LOVE my Zune 80, and use it all the time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pissed because RadioShack was selling Zune 30s for $110 and Zune 8s for $170
and I paid $180 for my 30 in February.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmm, so salty

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't buy anything from RadioShack
I was telling my friend she could sell her 8, buy the 30 and lose almost no money but she didn’t want to take the time.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The 30 could have been had for as little as $99 during this past holiday season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. Amazon was blowing some of them out
Shortly after the 80 was announced
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah no shit, I searched long and hard for a cheap player
and couldn’t by anything the wasn’t made in China.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If you google search right now for $99 zune
You get a ton of hits from news-type sites talking about the deals that were being run on them
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
The 30 could have been had for as little as $99 during this past holiday season
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
F yeah!
Settlers of Catan tag ftw!
Anyone got some brick? I’ll give you some sheep for some brick! Anyone? Really? C’mon NOLA I know you just picked up a bunch on that 6 that bruin rolled… Ok how about some wheat? Nobody? Really? …F#%* you guys.
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
I always end up with too many sheep. I don't need yours.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
But your harem can never be too big!
Sheep are totally useful for… Uh… Development cards! Yeah, and um… uh… Ships!
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
by seattlecougar on Aug 25, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Not a seattlehusky?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey now....
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Don't make me angry now...
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
On a related tangent,
there’s a WSU SBN blog up now.
Not going to comment much on it, because I don’t care, but it gives a shoutout to LL in it’s first post.
They complemented OUR commenting?
Huh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness
our commenting is head and shoulders above most other SBN blogs.
Good.
I can’t wait to see ‘em Coug’ it over there…
:-P
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Aug 25, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
damn!
I was planning on starting one of these up some day. Oh well, glad we at least have one now! Time to go troll participate in enthusiastic discussion!
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
by seattlecougar on Aug 25, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
The funny isn’t working today.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he'll get much crossover.
And we don’t like potty mouths. Keep it clean.
From the join screen.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
What fun.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the reason I can't spend time in Gaslamp.
They would have a lot more readers if they weren’t so assholish about words. I can’t go over there because it’s like watching a Flanders-a-thon.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Okely-dokely!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You're never going to make that stick.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Like the Cougars are any better.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
seattlebluedevil couldn't.
Too bad we never found him/her.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Prefer Starfarers to Settlers.
You play the digital version on Xbox or rock it old school with the board. I find I play less video games as I get older and I prefer playing board games like Arkham Horror. I only play two video games religiously. Europa Universalis III & Fall From Heaven 2 (Amazing User Mod for Civilization 4).
Fear the NPE
I've never played Starfarers
Though not for lack of interest. I’m with you on the board games, too… As I age I find them more interesting. I bought Starcraft the Board Game last year and – despite a very steep learning curve – I thoroughly enjoy it.
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
by seattlecougar on Aug 25, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
A few great board games:
Axis & Allies
Samurai Swords (originally Shogun)
Arkham Horror
Betrayal at House on the Hill
Fear the NPE
I love Axis & Allies
Is Arkham Horror related to Arkham Asylum?
Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon
by seattlecougar on Aug 25, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Axis & Allies...
My brother and I used to play that constantly. I hadn’t even thought about that game in years! There was another one too… Dark Tower???
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Man, I remember getting four guys together to play Axis & Allies.
We would play that long ass game well into the wee hours, and sometimes have to continue the next day.
I don't feel anything anymore.
My brother and I would spend whole weekends in his apartment up in Bellingham playing that game.
He always ended up winning eventually though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Axis & Allies was my favorite board game as a kid, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
My cousin had it and I got to play once every year.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, Settlers was entirely sarcastic
playing Settlers is actually one of my three least favorite activities in the world because I get much too angry while playing that stupid game
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I have this game on 360
because it was free but I’ve never played it.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
games.asobrain.com
it’s called Xplorers and it’s free
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got 4 free tickets to Candlebox.
I’m not sure whether to be happy. How do they sound nowadays?
Their new album hasn't been getting very good reviews,
but almost every review says something akin to “if your tastes haven’t progressed since the early 90s, you’ll enjoy this.”
I don't feel anything anymore.
Probably the same way they sounded in 1991
it wasn’t good then, it won’t be good now. Give ’em to someone.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'll admit I was a Candlebox fan.
I’d take the tickets for old time’s sake.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
After listening to the local bands that are going on before,
I think I’m going to go after all. Even if they are bad now as opposed to “meh, ok I guess”, I still get a free ticket to some other pretty good bands.
They were always kind of the bastard child of Seattle grunge.
Like Gruntruck, who were better than Candlebox.
I don't feel anything anymore.
They were a mediocre bar-rock band that benefited tremendously from being in the right place at the rate time.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll agree with that.
But I still liked them at the time.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Here comes the hantavirus.
Well thought out, Mr Prakash, well thought out.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That solves the overpopulation problems.
Next advice? “Shit in the rivers. It just carries it all away for you. It’s also convenient. While you’re there, you can also get a drink.”
Wasn't NOLA the originator of this idea?
OK, Nutria /= rat, but it’s pretty damn close.
D'Awwwwwww

How could you eat something so cuddly looking?
What. the. hell.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
He's not a bad guy, if you can get over the whole grizzly murderer thing.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Fuck that, guy drove poor Roman Polanski insane.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
How about this guy?
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My dad lived in the same apt complex as him before the murders started. Thought he was a nice guy with a drinking problem. I met him at a party my dad hosted for the complex when I was 6.
It sounds cliche,
but he was a really nice guy. Unlike the cliche, he was actually really outgoing and willing to talk to anyone. I remember talking to my dad years later about him, and he said everyone in the complex knew he was registered as a sex offender, but they didn’t think he would do anything else.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 25, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Feel free to use it if you like.
Just give me credit somewhere along the way.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
It's no big deal
It’s actually a better image for him.
by Mariner John on Aug 25, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Good god the damn things are NOT cuddly.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to find a picture of a dry one
But try searching for BEAVER with the Google Image Search at work and see how long you’re willing to browse.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I did a GIS the other day (don't remember what for) and one of the top returns was a person of small stature gently caressing a double amputee.
And this was with SafeSearch on.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it to be completely unusable with SafeSearch off.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes practice.
Dangerous practice.
Best done at home. When you’re single (there’s no telling what’ll end up in your cache).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
My girlfriend was sitting next to me when the aforementioned image popped up.
Luckily, my shriek of horror was enough to convince her it was not the kind of thing I was hoping to see.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Always a good cover tactic.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Beavers are not nutria.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but that one Faux posted looked like a beaver.
Both rodents, after all.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
In fact, the Latin name suggests they're not that different.
Myocastor coypus
Castor canadensis
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
For someone who hasn't had a biology class in 15 years,
have scientists started reclassifying animals/plants/etc. based on DNA analysis?
This image is the animal-world equivalent of a picture of Hitler working at a soup kitchen.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
It's trying to make us lower our defences by appearing to be adorable
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I'M DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK N' ROLL CLOWN!!!!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
There's no adorable in messed up teeth clown.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
But I like this nutria.

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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Brian will D'Aww this one.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I was wondering why Slapshot was retired.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That's because it's a freakishly strange mascot.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you regularly visit a site called "Cute Overload"?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was abducted by pink and purple ponies.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Then a seagull probably picked him up and carried him off.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he feared those damn seagulls?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This could mean way too many things.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For good?
I thought he was ROY here? I think maybe NOLA is the run away candidate now.
JI/Robert '08!
When Butthol was banned, LFoJL appeared to go away too
So either they were the same person or they shared the same computer. Brother/sister is my guess.
I guess Butthol did clamor about how he had an alt screen name.
But LFOJL would’ve been my last guess.
JI/Robert '08!
At first it shocked me too but after going back and reading some of his comments it really did make sense.
What we'd need to do is see if Butthol and LFOJL posted at the same time at some point.
JI/Robert '08!
Which means you did nothing.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert certainly can't.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry Robert; your skills are much better.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't even tried yet.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
As could you.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fairly certain that LFoJL was not butthol's alt
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert is attempting to convince everyone otherwise.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had known that Robert was going to continue this
I wouldn’t have said anything at all
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh everyone already knows I'm really marinator.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell was that all about?
Walking into that argument it looked like you guys were total assholes.
Fear the NPE
That's pretty much correct.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually had to log off and leave the computer that day.
9/11 wasn’t enough, it turned into Katrina jokes as well.
Fear the NPE
Gallows humor is not always popular.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He basically told us all to shut the fuck up without any warning
and we did take kindly to that
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My problem with him was "Hey, I can make inappropriate jokes about whatever I want
but this offends me, so don’t."
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/3/472192/5-3-open-game-thread-part#5648977
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/3/472192/5-3-open-game-thread-part#5648119
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/3/472192/5-3-open-game-thread-part#5648162
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look, JI is the newer, better curator of the archives
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd be surprised the hilarious result you get when you search "9/11"
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also we don't use the term "donkey punch" enough.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll agree with that.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Someone I know once died so guys plz stop talking about people dying it hurts my feelings thx
Hilarious. Graham was on form.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Of course she is.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And enough of a man to admit it.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Aside from the whole sexual preference thing, I'm pretty much gay.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems the best way to be.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes, subthreads are so far removed from the original comment
that they become isolated, and develop far differently than subthreads that ARE connected more directly – much like animals in Australia evolved far differently than animals elsewhere.
The point is, I have no idea what this exchange is about, but it’s odd and thought provoking. This is the platypus of subthreads.
THIS is the most like the platypus in this thread?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Monotremes don't count.
They’re not really like anything.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Man, I am mad at myself for managing to get myself into an argument about stats over on Baker's blog.
(facepalm at myself).
JI/Robert '08!
I usually don't post, but I noticed he was trying to evaluate pitching using Quality Starts and ERA, so I just had to go in there and say that ERA is a useless stat, and it kind of took off from there.
JI/Robert '08!
Geoff's problem is that he's unable to differentiate between results and performance.
When he quotes quality starts, he thinks he’s using some Bill James endorsed advanced statistic, when in reality, he’s just using a stupid statistic that’s only an extension of the pre-existing stupid statistics.
Well no, it's supposed to be the all stat team, the best players by each position based on stats
And I don’t even know where to go, because I don’t know what stats this guy wants to use or what. I was thinking of using tRA and LD% + OPS+, but I don’t know if I could do it all on my own, because I would also have to explain what those stats mean.
JI/Robert '08!
I hear there's a handy little site with those explanations...
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
tRA really isn't that hard to explain
Every event has a run value. You sum up the expected run values and boom, tRA. It’s a matter of coming up with expected run and out values that’s the hard part.
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You respond "luck isn't an acceptable way to get outs because it won't repeat itself"
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Your friends sound like my friends.
Specifically, the friend who is going to owe me $500 plus tickets to a Seahawks game after the Rays get into the playoffs.
....
He kept betting that the Rays suck?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not questioning.
I’m riding this all the way tot he bank.
See what kind of odds you can get on an AL pennant or WS win
go for 50-1 or something. Low risk, high reward
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It still wouldn't change very much
a player here, a player there, but the All-Star teams tend to be the best players in the league and thus will have the best peripherals as well
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Except pitchers, because I don't think I could ever justify having Frankie Rodriguez on that team.
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Batting average plus RBI's.
You’re good to go. Oh, and wins for pitchers.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ERA ignores guys like Jack Morris who pitch to the score.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
You lasted a lot longer than I did.
I just go on there to laugh at the stupid. They’re not quite to espn boards levels yet, but gaining fast.
If Geoff weren't so stubborn and learn some real stats.
I think he would be a much better writer. I mean, this is cliche, but his beat writing is good, I just find it hard to take his analysis seriously when he uses hollow stats such as ERA.
JI/Robert '08!
He's speaking to an audience.
He is not trying to eduate that audience. And the educated audience already has somewhere to go (LL and USSM).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I have no comment on that issue.
I’m actually one of the proponents of giving his blog the HH treatment. He just doesn’t contribute anything to the discussion anymore as a blog.
Like I said, the end for me was the Brett vs. Geoff explosion a few weeks ago.
Geoff is now on the same shitlist that Rev and Logie are on.
Check out this gem Baker put in his latest article.
“Harden has dominated since, posting a 0.47 ERA his last three times out. Oh wait, ERA "doesn’t matter” right?" He sure is stubborn.
JI/Robert '08!
The idea that Sabathia is the NL MVP
is almost as laughable as the idea the Shannon Stewart should have benn the AL MVP in 2002.
Its just really fucking lazy…
…and these people are the voters.
At least there are still some clever guys reading the blog. Here's a quote from one.
“Whew. For a minute there, I was afraid Geoff wouldn’t get in his obligatory shot at the blogosphere. Way to throw ERA right back in their nerdy faces, big guy!” I lol’ed.
JI/Robert '08!
This is how horrific rumors get started....
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
From here it devolves into
DMZ REALLY HATES ICHIRO!
Someone on Baker's blog actually posted that Ichiro has been causing the team to lose games for the past seven years
by going for his own stats, and that he should be sent back to the Blue Wave.
Because Ichiro just MURDERED the team in 2001. With a less selfish right fielder, they would have won 135 games!
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course the really stupid thing is that baseball is the one sport where a bunch of individual contributions add up to the a team whole
whereas sports like basketball and football require teamwork to actually score. Stephon Marbury hurts his team by shooting too many three pointers. Ichiro does not hurt his team by getting too many base hits
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I want my contributions to add up to the A team as a whole.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
God dammit, what is wrong with me today
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing.
I just love the image of Ichiro’s hits somehow contributing to Mr. T busting a bad guy’s skull with a 2×4.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You have concrete information that DMZ is Mr. X?
Why didn’t you say so? Man, I love the internets. Everything’s so real-time and true.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think you need to explain that there are things that are better than ERA
not just say that ERA sucks because it’s fielding dependent
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well at least it's better than just saying ERA sucks.
But you’re right, I should’ve given Baker something to look at, that would hopefully convince him to switch to using better stats.
JI/Robert '08!
Geoff has seemed open to these ideas before
it’s just the matter of the stats-people making fun of his bad predictions combined with the idiots that he panders to. If he were a LL commenter, I’m pretty sure he’d be with us
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He strikes me as a very bright person
who is stuck in a very stupid place
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for RRS
It would be like the Brian Bannister that I’d actually root for
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS has every reason to be terrified of commenting here.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's not that ERA doesn't matter...
it’s that there are things that are better…
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, here's the thing
Fifteen years ago, the information and technology that has made tRA, wOBA, true park factors, P_f/x, (Hit_f/x) simply wasn’t available in a format that could be disseminated by the general public, or hell, even by Major League Baseball. Thus, tools like ERA and quality starts were valuable because these stats do tell you a little bit about how a player performed. Sure, they’re both not very good at it, but it’s really hard to have a quality start when you give up 10 line drives in six innings, and it’s really hard to run an ERA of 2.5 if you utterly suck as well.
Now though, in 2008, we have regularly updated statistics on batted ball types, on P_f/x, and many other esoteric stats that before you’d have to calculate by hand – look at how long/how much work Bill James had to put in, poring over box scores – now it’s considered a shit ton of work when Graham goes through FanGraphs and inputs the batted ball results pitcher by pitcher. The data available now simply makes it stupid to use outdated statistics – the reason that no one ever thought of tRA before was because it just wasn’t feasible! (BTW, Graham, I have a man-crush on tRA because it’s awesome – I never liked FIP all that much because it simply ignores so much of what happens in the game)
Main point is that it used to be OK to use easy stats like ERA because the data just wasn’t available. Now that it is available, why not use it?
I’ve ignored batting average in this discussion, because unlike ERA, I think batting average still has value in our stat lines – it just needs to be used in conjunction with other statistics, whereas ERA can be completely replaced by tRA.
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a man crush on tRA or on Graham?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
But tRA is sexless...
Hence the confusion.
I think it’s ok to have just a crush on it.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But that implies sexual desire
a man-crush specifically precludes this
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
All I needed was a little explanation.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There really is no excuse, you're right.
This information is freely available. People simply don’t want to look at it.
Branch Rickey probably put it best:
Baseball people generally are allergic to new ideas. We are slow to change.
I think 2008 has broken the blogosphere
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
At the very least, it broke Geoff.
I still can’t believe what he wrote in that retracted blog entry.
The "Humble Pie" article.
Good God that was just…frightening.
I think I could picture him in a dark room twitching while drinking coffee
and muttering to himself “These guys don’t know what their talking about, I’ve been around for a long time, yes, I am paid to do this twitch so I must be good at this. Here, take that stat heads!”. Talking to himself in robot voice while dressed like he’s in the matrix would be even cooler, but probably not the case.
JI/Robert '08!
Yikes
I’ll bet the Japanese genetically engineered this thing, because they do weird things sometimes
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
While our engineers design top secret military technology.
Their engineers have time to invent talking toilets and goblin sharks, since their country doesn’t have a military.
JI/Robert '08!
That's pretty much it.
Don’t forget the square watermelons, also.
That sharks detachable jaw is horrifying. Good thing it wasn’t the size of a great white, because we’d be in some shit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That kicks absolute ass.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
So that Desktop Tower game is really fucking addictive
How far can the rest of you get? I’m just starting to get the hang of making deep runs into the game.
Link?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
There are so many of these types of games out there now
Its weird to think that an entire genre grew out of a rush strategy in Warcraft 3.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I spend too much time playing
Dice Wars as it is.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
New topic...
I’m, like, years behind the times, natch, but I just signed up for Netflix this weekend. After seeing the queue that my wife and son put together, I quickly upped it to a 2-at-a-time account. Since their on-demand player won’t work on a Mac, and none of my Windows computers meet the mins (my 2-year-old Windows laptop just bit the dust, and everything else is waaay older, and not running Windows XP), I’m damned tempted to spring for the Roku $99 Netflix streaming player. I have the Roku audio streamer (streams internet radio as well as your iTunes library) which is one of the coolest things ever, so I imagine they did this device correctly, too.
Any flicks that I need to bump up in my queue? Remember that I have a 6-year-old who we don’t allow to even watch PG-13 movies, and even some PG movies, as well as a wife who is ultra-ultra conservative…
Can’t wait until Star Blazers reaches the top of my queue!
This signature space for rent.
And, there's no way you should show this to your kid
and your wife really wouldn’t like it, but I found out today that Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains FINALLY gets a DVD release next month.
This is the best movie news I’ve gotten in a long time.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's all kinds of awesome
I have a third-gen VHS dub of it that’s about worn out – the only time I’ve ever seen a good quality showing of it was back when EMP didn’t suck and they showed music movies on Wednesday nights. It’s a really cool movie.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I've yet to see it, but I read a great multi page article about it in the latest Rolling Stone.
I don't feel anything anymore.
There was nothing wrong with Kiki's Delivery Service
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nausicaa is kinda dark for a kid
But my neighbor Totoro is excellent.
Spirited Away might also be scary at some parts for a small child.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Totoro is excellent for a small child
also excellent for adults
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
My 4 year old son loves Spirited Away
Very good flick, actually
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not Princess Mononoke for a six year old, though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer Love Hewitt
yeah, that was pretty OT, actually
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Even if you hate anime, his films are absolute eye-openers.
If you hate anime you have bad taste.
Beats the holy shit out of any crap ass American animation.
Fear the NPE
Well not necessarily - some people just don't like animation in general
though yes, the point that Japanese anime tends to be far superior to anything American not produced by Pixar is quite true
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not really a big Pixar fan.
I loved the Incredibles, but thought the Toy Story movies were kinda shitty.
Fear the NPE
Really?
Even if you didn’t like the movies, I thought Toy Story was revolutionary for the CGI animation style
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
To be honest, I really don't like straight CGI animation. It just does not have the same "life"
or emotional impact as traditional 2D animation.
Fear the NPE
This is generally true for me as well.
But I love love love Pixar.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think considering how far ahead of the curve they were, they're pretty incredible.
The Incredibles is probably my least favorite. Ratatouille is tops.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to see this.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is different how?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank for making the joke I was about to make
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess you figured it out then.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ageist.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This one took me awhile.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexist.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the first movie they've done that wasn't written for kids.
The message of the film is fantastic, and a pretty brave one for a studio Pixar to build a movie around.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda shitty Pixar movies are still better than Disney or Dreamworks major releases.
Shrek 1 was pretty good, but my son made that series unwatchable for me.
I don't really even consider them anime
Japanese art style, but not so much anime. Of course, when I think anime, I think of flashing lights, and giant eyeballs and spiky hair, and visualized emotions such as giant tears and bubbles over people’s heads.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not entirely,
but yes, that stuff has skewed my view. I do like some of the art styles out there, but I don’t much gravitate towards the storylines in some of the other stuff (a couple good friends are heavily into anime, and tried to turn me on to it)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought I'd let somebody else bring it up
Didn’t want to take all the fun
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have an Xbox 360
Then you can use it for streaming your Netflix in November, when they update the system.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Oops,
Obviously in reply to Paul, above
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Might buy a PS-3 just for the blu-ray, though…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Aug 25, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I did.
I bought a blu-ray player that occasionally plays video games.
I'll have one as a Birthday gift for myself in October
You guys have no idea how happy I was when my fiancee and I were walking through Costco and passed a Blu Ray display, and she was actually impressed by the picture quality and asked how much a Blu Ray Player would cost. Plus, when I told her that the PS3 played them she said that would make more sense to get than a standalone player
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why I'm still holding out.
The Show and MGS4 are the only games I would own if I bought a PS3, and it’s just not enough for me yet. I’ll get one eventually, though.
Same here
I’ve walked around the entire retail floor of Fry’s while holding a PS3 and trying to talk myself into it, but could never pull the trigger. Just not enough pull to it other than the aforementioned games (as well as Resistance: FoM), and the Blu-Ray, which I am not ready to commit to yet (I own way too many DVD’s and don’t want to replace any yet)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely it was
I’m not a fan of JRPG’s at all, but seriously, from a purely gaming standpoint, what does the PS3 have to offer me over what my X360 already does?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Heavy Rain.
At some…undefined point in time.
Other than that…uh…
Oh yeah, that one
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And someday we're going to get Little Big Planet.
Even though I’ve never cared about that game.
And Second Life Home.
LBP looks entertaining, to an extent
But I wouldn’t buy one just for it, which is what they seem to be banking on. Sony talks about LBP more than anything else they have on the Horizon, and that is a $35 game that can be sold over the PlayStation Network. And don’t get me started on Home…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
List wars are stupid
Uncharted
Resistance
Ratchet and Clank
and on the downloadable front:
Super Stardust HD
Pixel Junk Monsters/Eden
Everyday Shooter
Echochrome
is a pretty solid list of PS3 exclusives.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I certainly wasn't trying to play list wars, and I am definitely not a fanboy at all
But, as a current owner of a 360 it is hard to justify more than $400 for a small handful of games. I would love to give Uncharted and Resistance a full playthrough, as well as Metal Gear Solid 4, but that would cost me more than $600 to get into that, which is a bunch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm interested to see what happens if these supposed 360 price cut rumors are true.
$199 for a 360 Arcade console? That’s going to be real appealing to consumers this holiday season.
Very much so
And since there is now also a leaked flier from Radioshack showing the price cut also, it seems to have some real traction to it.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the one that doesn't have a hard drive?
I just feel bad for the kids who get that for Christmas. Sure you can buy a memory card, but when it’s $40 for 64MB, why the hell not just pay the extra $60 and actually be able to use the console to its intended ability?
Nope
It used to be completely basic (the Tard Pack). They changed it to the Arcade Pack, which came with the Memory Card, as well as a couple of the arcade games from XBLA
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy a used hard drive at gamestop
and you still won’t have spent more than you would have on a Wii.
It comes with a memory card now, 512 MB
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to video games
an expensive hobby since the start.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Very true, and not disputing it
I just can’t justify having both systems at the moment, and although I picked up a 360 at launch, I still would have picked it over the PS3 based on price.
However, if you are working on a game for the PS3, I will buy the game when it launches, system or not, just to keep you in business
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose not everyone
can write it off on their taxes.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Cheater
I wonder if I could create a business related excuse for buying a PS3…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
How long was it before you could actually play MGS4 after starting the game?
21 minutes or something like that?
I haven't played it,
but from what I’ve heard, it definitely seems like 40% video game, 60% trying to finish off the 413 story lines he introduced over the years.
The first level takes something like 3-4 hours to complete
but after watching a speed run it contains maybe 20 minutes of gameplay for a top tier player so 40 minutes or so for us normal men.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
You know, it's kind of nice not having any work to do
I received a partial and short term demotion over the weekend, and am basically just having appointments set for me by somebody else for the rest of this month. I came in to work 2 hours late, and have done nothing since I got here. Kinda relaxing
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I do (did) the internet sales at my store, along with another guy
The other guy was a major headcase, and after several months of coasting by on ability alone, he finally got himself fired (telling your manager “fuck you, you can’t fire me. who do you think you are” is a bad idea). Although I was excited to be doing everything solo, and thus making more money, the GM decided that I would do better on the main sales floor ( we receive nearly 300 leads per month, which is WAY too many for one person to handle).
So, I have been bumped down to the sales floor, but with priority to take the internet appointments that are being set by our call center. At the end of the month, I will be double promoted into the finance department (the paperwork guy), with even better earning potential. So, I’m just kinda hanging out until that happens
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
Although it means that I will make very little additional money between now and the end of the month
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Should be, plus more actual use in the business
Sales people are a dime a dozen, but competent finance managers are tough to come by. I should be fairly competent, which will make me worth more
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
All I know is that my hair is sending covered wagons from my head to my nose and shoulders.
Soon I will look like Hasselbeck.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Not going bald, but I started getting white hairs at age 18. Mixed with my jet black natural hair it actually looks pretty badass.
Fear the NPE
I get occasional white hairs, but then then they disappear for periods. Same with my beard.
I don't feel anything anymore.
if the choice is earwax or beards
I’ll take beards.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Am I the only one who doesn't know who Fogel is?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in Vegas for a week earlier this month and missed a lot of stuff
I have no idea where LFoJL went, Fogel is new but not really, and lord knows what else happened while I was gone. Somebody should start making weekly commenting highlights FanPosts
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea where LFoJL went, Fogel is new but not really
These seem related.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
That's what I thought,
I just play along anymore. This place moves way too fast for me sometimes, at least when I actually have work to do
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
And yet you do.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess you were lurking for that one, eh Fogel?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS CLOSED.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It always leaves a mark on your pants when you wipe it off too.
I hate that.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY I AM GOING TO GET THIS CLOSED.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
She is clearly against hearing about earwax
Bad experience?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE THINGS HAVING TO DO WITH EARS.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My caps look really funny.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a tale of yore.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What about yesteryear
and the colonial period?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmmmmmmmm.
Sorry?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you
the one when Rachel buys all the furniture from Pottery Barn and says it’s all from the colonial period, so Ross says “come on Rachel, what are some other time periods,” and Rachel says “well… there’s yore… and yesteryear…”
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
...you quoted Friends.
Oh my fucking God you quoted friends.
You missed it when he did it the other day.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew I heard it somewhere...
The apocathary table. You really do have intensive knowledge.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite is when the guys are trying to get the couch up the stairs and Ross keeps screaming "Pivot!"
Fear the NPE
Friends quoting is going to be a bannable offense.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right
dear god she’s got gigantic ears. Must be why she doesn’t enjoy talking about them
You're so not getting laid until your Junior year of college.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like how this is associated with that comment.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Your averion to furries is closing in on dead meme status
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This better not get to dead meme status.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My ears thing, not the furries.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The ear thing was not.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when you are trying to clean out your ears
and you accidentally push the wax back even further.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM GOING TO PULL A BRIANL ON YOU.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when I scratch an itch inside my ear
but it turns out to be a scab and then my ear ends up bleeding.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy that, when asked to stop, doesn't stop
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
ITS BETTER THAN EARS.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's your fault.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
How is this my fault??
I talked about baseball in this thread!
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought there was a new phrase because the phrase jumped the shark has now in fact jumped the shark.
Fear the NPE
Nuked the fridge, I belive
Because of the Indy movie
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I never saw it
Waiting for the DVD
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
I’m sure it will be. As far as Trilogies go, Indy is my fave by a longshot. I’m sure this will suck compared to them, but I will have to see it anyhow
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I always have NSFW tags, this one is NSFW tagless
btw, speaking of, I have 14 tags and 12 of them were brought up by people besides me. My tag% for today is whatever 6/7 is, which is pretty good
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Which means you put football into a post. This is not endearing.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I used the words he used.
Soccer/E Football is endearing.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
.
<img src=“http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/seattlefan68/Surprise.gif”<
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Typo commenting on a typo. Genius.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost as though I did it on purpose.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hence the dry sarcastic tone.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thursday can't come soon enough
football the counts for something!
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I find it hilarious that the Seahawks play a preseason game after an official game has already been played.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of like the A's and Red Sox this season...
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm excited for Monday Night Football next week
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you have finally settle on a QB
I hope ucla doesn’t embarrass the Pac 10 too much.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Ugliest color ever?
I think so. Who knew their was a bad shade of blue?
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Wake me up when the SEC
starts playing real OOC games.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Because when they kept scheduling u$c, they kept getting crushed
God that hurt to type
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You ok there?
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
7-7 against BCS opponents
is not what I call dominate:
http://montaraventures.com/blog/2007/11/26/conference-strength-report-5/
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Also
I don’t have a link but fewest miles traveled for OOC games, most home games for their teams.
The SEC is the most cowardly conference in college football and as soon as people stop voting shitty OSU teams into the MNC game the SEC will look even worse.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I despise the SEC.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
We're going to get annihilated
it’s going to be glorious.
The only chance we have is that Tennessee will be facing an offense they haven’t seen on film at all, and likely will differ somewhat from what Chow ran at usc. If we can score some points early we might make a game of it, but I’m not holding out too much hope
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If all the stuff I've read about PC taking over the offense
while NC was here it wouldn’t surprise me if ucla’s offense resembles the BYU offense more than the USC one.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
To be quite honest, whatever Chow's influence on the offense was at sc, he just doesn't have the talent to run it this year at UCLA
I expect a lot of misdirection and trying to use the one thing we might have – speed at running back and reciever
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
he should run the triple option.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
That might actually be our best bet, scarily enough
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to see Georgia Tech run it
if they’re even moderately successful I think it ushers in a resurgence.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Doubt it, because they'll have a bitch of a time recruiting to that offense
what big time HS player would want to go play in a triple option offense if they have an eye on making the pros? They’ll probably get a good back and some good linemen here or there but it won’t be a steady stream of talent, and thus probably can’t succeed at the BCS Conference level – honestly, that was the kind of offense that was perfect for somewhere like Navy though where you’re not really recruiting HS All-Americans anyway and the offense is based on timing and execution, which the Navy kids have down pat
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm annoyed that Arsenal lost to Fulham
but I’m really not terribly surprised.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Lost to Man City this weekend and looked horrible doing it
but they didn’t look too bad in their opener which they won.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Villa lost to Stoke City. Sad.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My best friend was born and raised in Stoke
he’s quite delighted today. He’s so happy that even when I told him that could be Stoke’s only win of the year, he didn’t care.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Reliever that the Giants got in the Benitez trade.
I had no idea he was in our system. Looks like he signed a minor-league deal in July.
Also Guardado back to the Twins.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Why is it called a hamburger when it's made of beef?
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called Hamburger because that specific type of ground meat was invented near Hamburg.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why are there locks on the doors at 7-11?
Why is it called “carpet” when it’s neither car nor pet?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Barry Bonds invented it.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Yes
Lowe apparently is still hurting after taking that liner off his foot. They didn’t want to DL him.
That makes no sense, unless this doesn't burn one of his options.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
You may be right.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
New Topic: If you could create a superband featuring any 5 living musicians who would you choose?
Vocals: Beth Orton
Bass: Chris Wolstenholme
Lead: the Edge
Drums: Dave Grohl
Fear the NPE
Mike Patton
Jack Black
Tony Lombardi
Kim Thayil
Kid 606
Myself.
For one.
That’s a fun question.
I don't feel anything anymore.
You're one musician short
Vocals: Neko Case
Bass: Kim Warnick and Eddie Spaghetti. That’s right, TWO BASSISTS BITCHES. that’s how badass my band would be.
Guitar: Billy Zoom
Drums: Tad Hutchison
I’ll have to think of a few more, this is interesting.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Good call on Neko Case.
She’s a helluva singer. But then again, I also have a sizable crush on her.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
It was a tossup between Neko Case and Rachel Flotard, but Neko edged it because of the superior range of her voice.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Look how beautiful...



I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have
Pete Townshend on guitar
Chris Cornell singing
Matt Cameron on drums
and at that point you could have pretty much anyone on bass and piano
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I want JPJ in this band too
but I don’t know at what position.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Andy Fletcher on Keyboards.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
How about this one:
Vocals: Bjork
Bass: Les Claypool
Banjo: Ralph Stanley
Drums: Danny Carey
Lead: James Iha
Fear the NPE
I would run screaming away from that band so fast it'd be a land speed record.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I wonder if Robert Smith and Morrissey could ever combine their forces, or is that just too much awesome for our ears?
Fear the NPE
Too many young boys would cry.
And that would make their manscara bleed down their cheeks.
I don't feel anything anymore.
Throw Billy Corgan in there and you're on to something
Mopeotron!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
K
Drums: Brian Chippendale
Bass: Jared Warren
Guitar: Steve Albini
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Though to finally answer your question:
Vocals: John Grant (The Czars)
Guitar: Gene Ween (Ween)
Bass: Melissa Auf Der Mar (Really, just because she’s hot)
Drums: Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater)
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No Hasselbeck, no Merriman, no LT.
I’m starting to regret accepting these free tickets. Anyway, I’m headed to Qualcomm. Go Hawks!
Just don't head to Qualcomm HQ
like those people did during the fires
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LT hasn't played in the preseason
since 2005.
I wonder if Roidman is done.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
I'm going to take my lunch now (yes, first meal break of the day)
But have no idea what to get. Time to drive aimlessly up and down Aurora for half an hour.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Taco Time.
They tore down the one just north of Shoreline, and I’ve been craving it ever since. The one farther south is juuust a bit too far to go during lunch.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
What pissed me off is they put up a sign saying "closed for remodel",
Then I drove by a month later and it was GONE.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
This makes me very sad.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Long Beach, WA?
There are still Taco Time’s all over the NW, they just tore down the one by my work. No need to be too sad.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
There are tons of them in Washington.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I think he means he forgets there's a Long Beach in WA.
Right, Teej?
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Though there are a ton of long beaches in the state of Washington
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
long beaches yes... Long Beaches no.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Damn capitalization
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading that again, I think you're right.
My mistake.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
There's Taco Time down here?
Wacky.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
Pretty sure it is.
I haven’t been in Ballard for a while now though.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I also forgot about the one in Capitol Hill near Piecora's
Should I be ashamed I know where all these Taco Times are?
Still there.
I used to live in the apartment complex right next to it. Mexi-Fries smell amazing on a summer evening.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
Bastards closed down shop in the one near my company’s condo in LV. And I’m on the east coast otherwise. I had to drive to a truck stop down 15 from LV to get my fix last trip out there.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I miss those yummy little goodies.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
They are opening one in Kuwait.
It appears that Georgia is closer for me, though.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
I thought Taco Time was a regional franchise.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
I did too.
Appears now they’re putting them in Wal-Marts, sadly enough.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Beginning of the end for them IMHO.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
And Subway
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There are gas stations with Subways now. They are everywhere.
From museums to office buildings to universities.
JI/Robert '08!
I dunno, it might be good for them to get bigger.
Perhaps they won’t charge me $14 for two crisp burritos and a coke from now on. As good as their food is, they are really overpriced.
I don't feel anything anymore.
There was one in the outskirts of Tokyo.
I think it may have finally gone out of business, but it was so damn good while I was there.
From their website, they're mostly in the western US, and in Canada.
But it looks like they’re expanding east and overseas. Link: http://www.tacotime.com/StoreLocs/com.kahalacorp.locations.find.FindStore?viewAll=y
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So the Taco Times in Japan went from 28 down to 2. I am pretty sure they are all gone now, though.
I met the owner of the franchise in Japan 6-7 years ago and I remember him talking about the business being more of a real estate investment.
“One of the victims of the real-estate crisis in Japan was Taco Time International Inc., the Eugene, Ore-based quick-service company that had a 28-unit presence before its Japanese license sold most of the sites to cash in on their value as property, according to John Shickich, Taco Time’s vice president of international development. Two restaurants remain open and are being run by one of the original unit managers, Tom Totsuka, who has augmented the business with retail sales of Taco Time products.”
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3190/is_n21_v31/ai_19448919
Taco Time is a Canadian chain
It expanded into the US slowly.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Not according to the Taco Time website.
They may have bought out a chain in Canada and changed the name to Taco Time, though.
There is myth among the Japanese that McDonald’s was originally a Japanese creation because there is a store on every corner.
Huh.
I’ve been going to Taco Time forever. Like since 1980. In Lloydminster.
I figured they had to be Canadian.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yeah, see, they first expanded into Canada at Lethbridge. WTF?
Why Lethbridge? That’s like expanding into the US starting in Coeur D’Alene.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Chain stores do that a lot.
Cheaper real estate, less competition.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought they were Seattle-based, but apparently it's Eugene, Oregon.
Even then, a company by the name Kahala Corp. down in Scottsdale, Arizona, must’ve bought the franchise out because that is the tag at the bottom of the website.
So they could’ve started in Eugene, been bought out by a Canadian business, and subsequently bought out by a Scottsdale business.
Cue “The more you know”.pic
The more you know
Taco Time opened its first restaurant in… Tacoma.
Taco Time + Neko Case make this the most Tacoma OTFPOTD of all time.
I never knew that before today.
I always thought they were based somewhere near Seattle.
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I do this all the time.
Why does it seem there is never enough choices out there and we live in America. After living overseas, I never thought I would ever complain again about not having enough choices in America.
I blame fast food chains for making me a hypocrite and having a small sense of being unappreciative for living in America.
Damn you. DAMN YOU!
I'm still pissed they closed the Burger King by my work.
Now I’m down to KFC/A&W (they don’t do either one very well), Subway, Quizno’s, Arby’s, Jack in the Box or Teriyaki.
It sounds like a lot of choices, but when you spend five days a week for eight years eating at only six places, it can wear you down eventually.
I need to start bringing my own lunch more often, but I enjoy getting out of the office, even if it’s only for a few minutes to grab some food.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Same here
Every dealership has had the same choices next to it. I can’t bring my lunch, because it will either be stolen by somebody, or eaten by me before 11. Considering I am at work from 10 until 9, this does not work well for me
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's also a good excuse to get outside the office for an hour.
I really don’t like eating lunch at work because I never feel like I get a break from it unless I get out somewhere.
I miss the Boston Market that used to be in Wallingford
There isn’t a single Boston Market in WA. At least there wasn’t last time I checked.
Last one I saw was up in South Everett, but I'm pretty sure it closed.
I miss Kenny Rogers Roasters too.
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The one that used to be in Renton turned into a Super Supplements
I’ll excuse the irony there, and continue your complaint about Boston Market not being here. Especially when I have to see commercials for it still on all the national channels
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Taco Time that was on 15th Ave turned into a Super Supplements too
Or was it the Burger King? There used to be a Burger King, Taco Time and some pasta place in that little stretch. Now they are a Starbucks, Super Supplements and I don’t know what the third thing is…which is funny because I drive/bus by there nearly every single day.
They used to have several of those in Vegas, just like Kenny Rogers Roasters
They receded and closed up ops in Vegas, so it’s not just here but all over.
Thanks for all the great tips guys.
I very, very nearly went to Taco Time, but instead opted on hitting up Safeway Deli for some stuff there. You know, in case anybody cared
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Top Foods deli is usually my fallback option when I can't decide or nothing sounds good.
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I wish I had one nearby me
They have great chicken strips
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
They have amazing chicken strips for s grocery store deli. And very good roasted chicken too.
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MMMM Safeway Mandarin Chicken.
I miss the West Coast more every day.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Me too.
Me too.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions
If you could have a do-over of the 2005 draft, would you still take Jeff Clement?
Players drafted in the ten picks after Clement (we’re assuming no stupid crazy reaches for Colby Rasmus at 3)
Ryan Zimmerman
Ryan Braun
Troy Tulowitzki
Cameron Maybin
Jay Bruce
Maybin hasn't really panned out yet,
and Tulo seems to have quite the issue with injuries.
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Tulo's second injury was him being an idiot and stabbing himself with a shard of broken bat.
I think it’s too early to call him injury-prone.
I had forgotten about that.
I just remembered that he has missed quite a few games in his short career.
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It's still a little early to make that call.
But given out needs now compared to then, in hindsight I might change my mind.
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I refuse to consider this.
Finally, some recognition.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Some guy just sat in one of the Hyundai Tiburons (small, “sporty” coupe) parked in the showroom, looked at the speedometer, and became very excited that the car goes 160 mph (the max on the speedo). Things like this make me love my job
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That has always cracked me up.
I like the Tiburons though, if I didn’t need to haul anything, I would love to have one of those.
In fact, I’m getting so frustrated truck shopping, I’m considering just buying an old, cheap crappy looking truck to use when I absolutely need to, then getting a Tiburon for a daily driver. What are the new ones running these days? I haven’t looked at the 2009’s yet.
I hate to have an old truck just sitting in my driveway though, and I don’t want to insure an extra car. Plus I only have so much space, and I have two boys that (hopefully) will be driving soon.
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Might I suggest a Nissan Hardbody pickup?
Provided you don’t need a V8.
I had a Nissan truck years ago, I loved that thing. I wouldn't mind having another one at all.
I don’t need (or want) a V-8. What I want is a used (not too old though) king cab, 4×4 truck with a four-banger. I could even pass on the 4×4 part if it was the right truck. Unfortunately everyone is downsizing right now, so the prices are really high everywhere I look.
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Although I do need the little bit of extra clearance that a 4x4 brings, but I can do that myself with some simple mods.
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A Tib can be had for about 18 if you are looking bottom end
As for trucks, don’t look at this because it could make you unhappy based on an earlier comment you made
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Starting at 18, really?
That’s lower than I thought. And I would never buy a FWD truck.
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Yeah, the FWD part was kind of dumb
But it’s interesting to know that they were considering a truck. They’ll do one eventually, I’m sure. They are following the Toyota Business Model to a “T”
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I love my Veracruz,
I’d have to really consider a truck if they brought one out. I’m not sure if I’d want to rush out and buy their first attempt or not though.
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They have started to cheat (like all other import manufacturers)
They release something in their home market first and let the bugs work themselves out before sending them to the US, ensuring that they will have a problem free launch
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd still be a little nervous though.
Although I think my Veracruz is the first year it was offered.
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2007 was the first year for the V-Cruz
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought mine last August.
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I looked at a Tiburon briefly before I bought my Celica.
Jesus Christ that back seat is only there for insurance purposes, isn’t it?
I refer to backseats like those as purse holders
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If someone isn't simulcasting today's Seahawks game...
Oh so help me God, heads will roll.
Was listening to KJR in the car because my gf took my iPod to work and heard the following exchange:
Furness: What station is the game on, Dan?
Devone: My Q
Furness: What the hell is that?
Devone: Annoyed chuckle
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Furness is the most tolerable person on that station
Largely because of stuff like that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes, yes
But every once in a while I can’t stand him, and I have no idea why
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I used to listen to Mitch every morning, but had no AM Radio for a long while and now find that he is just annoying as hell, even as background noise which he was before. Was never really a huge fan, but I would rather hear sports talk than random talk like most morning stations on FM. Plus, I had been partially boycotting FM radio morning shows after Andy, Steve, and Jody from 107.7 got shafted a few years back
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mitch SUCKS.
I don’t know how he keeps his job.
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How does he keep his job
but Groz loses his daily show?
GOD
That's a great question.
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Yeah, I was surprised by that as well
I went about 5 months without listening to KJR, but just started again recently. I need to get a deck in my car that will let me plug in my Zune, because Seattle radio is HORRIBLE
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there any decks with Zune controls?
Being able to use my remote to scroll through songs on my iPod is a life-saver. Quite literally.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
None with controls, unfortunately
I’m just looking for one with a simple Audio Jack on the front. Probably my only real complaint about the Zune is that market penetration will never match iPod, so it’s tough to find any real accessories or cross brand products for it (plug and play radios, boomboxes, etc.)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the whole station has all of a sudden started to champion our [DEAD MEME]
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming Seattle,
I just saw that storm cell on my Radar in ForecastFox. I thought I had heard a few booms earlier, and pulled it up to check
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That's okay, I could swear I heard a TRAIN whistle right next to my office this afternoon
(my assistant even asked me if there were train tracks by here). We’re probably five miles from the nearest tracks, and the whistle sounded like it was RIGHT outside. Almost made me jump out of my chair.
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I was going to walk to the bar, but the bus seems like the saner option.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Drink on the bus
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That would require walking to the store and buying beer, which is about as far away as the bar.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 25, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Take the bus to the beer store, and then drink on the bus until you get to the bar
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Betcha can't do a beer a block...
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Good point.
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You could try.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I like where this idea is headed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That stupid storm never came up my way. I'm 6 exits north from downtown
It’s not too much to ask for a storm to come here every once in a while, is it?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anybody ever heard of the webcomic Cyanide and Happiness?
I came across them about a month ago. They are real hit and miss, but when they hit it is usually pretty solid. Here’s an example (and another), and I recommend hitting the “random” button to find more.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Thanks to USSM I learned about a new site today
called riotclitshave.com — despite it’s scary name it has some cool pictures. There are some potential NSFW pictures on there but they are “art” and not porn. This one of the Jamaican surf team is pretty cool
Is that site's name broken up the way I think it is?
with the first word being “riot” and the last word being “shave”?
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok. Just checking
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
C&H is hilarious.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That last step of the drive by the Chargers reminded me
of our “bend but don’t break” defense from 2005, but with better players now. I’m ok with that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that part was shitty
But in 05 we would give up a field goal in 90% of those situations, and I think our defense is even better now than it was then
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap.
Positive yardage on rushes. I’d forgotten what this looked like.
Not particularly, no.
These third and short conversions are even stranger.
Are we going to go with 4 guys in the backfield?
Jones/Morris/Weaver/Schmidt?
That may be a great combination to wear down a defense. None of them are particularly overwhelming, but they each bring something different to keep defenses guessing.
Seems to be working well so far.
If Weaver/Schmidt can establish themselves as 3rd and short backs
Duckett’s in trouble.
Yup
Probably is already. I would think that with the quality depth we already have, it would be wiser to cut the young guys’ teeth than to send Duckett out there. No fit for him anymore, especially with Forsett trying to get himself on the team
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If Weaver/Schmitt can't do the short yardage game
I have no problem with hanging on to Duckett.
Same here
But if the other guys are competent, then let’s free up some cash and let Weaver and Schmidt do their respective things
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said below
ideally I’d trade Morris before letting Duckett go.
Absolutely
I don’t think it will happen though
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the first preseason game I have seen.
Has Duckett looked good at all? And what about Forsett?
He's done his job in short yardage situation.
Forsett is more of a Morris like scatback. Ideally, I’d like to see Morris traded for an average WR.
If only there were a well run Seahawks blog you could discuss this at.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Break it out and use is as a test as to how long you'd last running DRB.
by JI on Aug 25, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello, I'm Southern Graham.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
On it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
But it's Preseason
I need to use this place to get in shape for Regular Season Gamethreads.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone see the story about the 9 year old banned from pitching
because he throws the ball too fast? Linky. It amuses me that his mom called the police when they told him he couldn’t pitch.
Haha. Bunch of jerks
From the News Tribune Seahawks Blog:
They just had a moment of silence for NFLPA chief union chief Gene Upshaw, who died from pancreatic cancer this week. Except during the moment of silence, about three or four people screamed, “F*** the Raiders,” or “Raiders suck.” So much for respect for the dearly departed.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Yeah, for some reason 50,000 people don't stay quiet for too long
Especially when you add alcohol to the mix
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, looked like they were trying a different scheme to see if it is usable.
I don’t think we will see them doing it again anytime soon.
Holmgren always has a huge batch of plays that are for pre season only
He loves to hide ihs playbook until games count
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The secondary was still scrambling for position before the snap
That’s what the preseason is for, I guess
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
God I can't wait for the GM to go home so I can change the radio here
We’ve had to loop the XM Top 20 channel since I got here this morning. It’s a top 20 playlist that endlessly loops. The playlist is literally an hour and a half long, give or take. FUUUUUUUCK
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That would be better than this dogshit
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by tootthekazoo on Aug 25, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So my dad played golf with Annika Sorenstam today at Pumpkin Ridge GC in Oregon.
Top 10 gold course in the world, apparently, with the #1 Woman’s golfer in the world. Pretty sweet deal.
I'm so stupid for not driving down and playing Pumpkin Ridge back when it was only ranked in the top 80 and actually affordable
by seattlebruin on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel the same way about Bandon Dunes
and now my golf game’s so crap due to disuse that it’d be a ridiculous waste of money to play either one.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
So that completely blew.
I forgot how much I despise fans at NFL games. Christ. It was free, and I wish I could give the tickets back and get a couple hours of my life back in return.
I'm sure a game at Qwest would be awesome.
I’ve never been. (Well, not for a Hawks game. I was there for WSU-Nevada, the first football game ever played in the stadium.)
But when you’re not surrounded by people rooting for the same team you are, you’re able to just watch how they behave with no bias, and it’s pretty disgusting. I cannot believe people bring their children.
Haven't seen it
But considering I’ll be trashed and likely Tui!less on Friday, I will go to great lengths to mock it.
It's awful.
They’re using a bunch of recycled public service films from the 50s.

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