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This afternoon I faced a quandary. To write or not to write? The Mariners had won, yes, but in a game between two of the worst teams in baseball, there can be no winners, and what's more is that Felix hadn't even pitched all that well and the biggest contribution was made by Miguel Cairo. Is there truly anything for anyone to gain by reading about what took place? After careful deliberation, I decided that, no, there is not. So that's when I

Biggest Contribution: Miguel Cairo, +21.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -6.8%
Most Important AB: Cairo triple, +22.0%
Most Important Pitch: Bowen homer, -14.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +2.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +47.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +0.1%
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