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This afternoon I faced a quandary. To write or not to write? The Mariners had won, yes, but in a game between two of the worst teams in baseball, there can be no winners, and what's more is that Felix hadn't even pitched all that well and the biggest contribution was made by Miguel Cairo. Is there truly anything for anyone to gain by reading about what took place? After careful deliberation, I decided that, no, there is not. So that's when I
Biggest Contribution: Miguel Cairo, +21.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -6.8%
Most Important AB: Cairo triple, +22.0%
Most Important Pitch: Bowen homer, -14.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +2.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +47.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +0.1%
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Ahh, The Bruce
From what I’ve heard, most of his concert time is taken up by him just … talking. These long, boring stories that go nowhere. He’s like an old person.
I guess insulting Chris Cornell is just too easy.
by JI on Aug 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
He’s gotten progressively worse since Soundgarden.
by Mariner John on Aug 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Audioslave just fine.
But this??? If this isn’t a cry to make money, then I don’t know what is.
JI/Robert '08!
I liked Audioslave as well
but it was not as good as Soundgarden.
by Mariner John on Aug 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It is laugh out loud terrible.
Hopefully it’s just a phase because the man can still sing and put on a good show.
Suck it Dodgers! Woooo Pedro Feliz!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hey guys did you know Felix had a quality start?
3 earned runs in 6 innings which as everyone knows is a quality start which as everyone knows is the best available metric to evaluate pitching! Felix should have more quality starts like Jarrod Washburn! Quality start quality start

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