8/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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New thread on a Friday night?
What’s wrong with us?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry, I'll let you know if it's good.
I am assuming that’s where LFOJL is right now. Well, he’s probably asleep since he’s on the east coast, but he probably did go see it.
JI/Robert '08!
See, I got to choose the movie last time, so she gets to choose it now.
This is what happens in a relationship, you have to deal with your girlfriend having a shitty taste in movies.
JI/Robert '08!
HAVE YOU READ YOUR POST?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit. I'm an idiot.
I am going to see “the house bunny” in a few minutes in with my girlfriend.
JI/Robert '08!
There it is.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's sparing you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And no win for RJ. Damnit.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
So how long is Robert boxed?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Clever.
You are banned from Lookout Landing.
You can browse the blog, but you can’t participate.
Ms Jeff has better hair
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I will keep him boxed until ten minutes after his first whiny text message
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck the Ducks.
I’m not even a hockey fan and I hate them.
But yet...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
None of them should ever go to extras
save for the game of the drunk thread.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we get special Mariners drinking games?
Or LL drinking games?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I could make a drinking game.
Every time Raul fucks up
Every time Yuni fucks up
Every time Ichiro gets a hit
Every time Silva gets rocked.
Every time Tits gets rocked.
Every time Washburn gets rocked.
Every time a ball passes Clement.
Every time Willie gets an XBH.
Every time Cairo gets an XBH.
Every time Beltre makes a webgem play.
Every time Reed plays 1st while Raul plays left.
Every time Ichiro plays right and Balentien plays center.
Every time LaHair does something that proves he sucks.
Every Mariner walk or strike out.
Every Mariner Productive out.
Anything else?
JI/Robert '08!
WHY are we HITTING?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Too many indulgences tonight?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not allowed to cook while drinking.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
After one.
Sigh.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a house rule or something? Because if so, you need a new house,
I can even mince garlic until I’m half in the bag.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't do anything involving lighting the burner.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame.
Moderate booze intake fuels creativity.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And would burn me.
But if the burner is already on then yes, I can go forth.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you one of those people that's drunk after one beer
and then doesn’t get drunker until the tenth?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no. It keeps getting worse.
But I can’t play with fire after one.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were Robert you'd be drunk already.
by Mariner John on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They were all 9%.
If I were Robert I’d be in the hospital.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That was fast tortellini.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he will
He will continue to be as annoying as ever
by Mariner John on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it wrong that part of me wants Beltre to go to the DL for the rest of the season
so he can get his thumb/shoulder/legs healed up for next season?
This needs to stop.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaaaaaaaaaaa I hate delay.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Just go with it, it's delicious.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's an off-putting aroma but I do enjoy the flavor
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, but now that I equate the aroma with the flavor, I've come to enjoy it as well.
It’s a beautiful beer, too. Love that stuff.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't really smell like any beer I've ever had before
all my sours have smelled distinctly sour. This is…unusual. But I like it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I'm still snifterless.
I have a thistle, but no snifter somehow.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have a beer glass collection until you have a Kwak
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I should just get a bunsen burner.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My beer glass collection is pretty lousy, really.
Three shakers, a Rainier footed pilsener, two faux-trappist glasses and a thistle. The thistle works fairly well as a snifter analog, but still.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
At least no extras.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, when Graham's not around, El Jefe hits.
Someone should look into this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
I never pitched very well in high school when my girlfriend was watching
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So you are saying you had performance issues with your girlfriend?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Why do you wreck the funny?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My guess: LaHair does nothing helpful
If his AB has already ended, strike this FanComment from the record.
I was correct
It’s easy to have high self esteem if you make easy predictions.
by Mariner John on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Your point?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
One might say it works even better now.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who doesn't get this .png?
by Mariner John on Aug 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff's joke with himself.
He misses swayRod.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This image is sent from the devil.
It has holes in two places where mlb.tv is showing through in the background.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
From our friends at USS Mariner "Refuse to Lose (Strasburg)"
That’s why they are the smart ones.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Sure, now y'all know how to field.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
This is the loudest I've heard Safeco in quite some time.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
I'm listening to Arrested Development.
“Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of…” is a great album.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We already know you don't follow baseball.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish that were true.
Game’s still on the TV.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cleveland fans probably feel worse about Hafner than we do about our season
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That 4 year deal he signed hasn't even kicked in yet.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Yeah, what's going on there?
It sounds like they’re giving away free beers.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
END PLEASE.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
What sort of rules?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
One must be demonstrably wasted by the fifth or risk a booting
And we can tell when it’s faked.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a fun rule.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Has to be a West Coast game, then I would assume.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like I need a head start.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am already looking forward to reading this thread the next afternoon
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, you're not going to be there?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be there and intend to be demonstrably trashed
which is why I will be re-reading it the next afternoon.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck me if I have to arrange for a Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Have it ready to go.
We’ll need it.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
So one of the other overlords gets stuck with parental duties.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Due to circumstances outside of my control
I cannot get drunk.
You wouldn't want this job.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was fast.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If I didn't let him out then I would risk forgetting completely
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is bad why?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Awwwwww.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you know what that means?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Padding his stats.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently not using "word" function for texts.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that's just excellent.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It's no longer his birthday; we can make fun of him all we want.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
"i raid hai?"
I said hi?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking wizards.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes you would.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham's is worthless anyway without texting
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet he finds a way.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Using your phone
You know I have your number now right
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I typed.
He’s too lazy.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So in other words, yes.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Upon second glance I cleared out my messages so I actually don't have it anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Until the next time Graham asks me to send you BRMC messages.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope someone tries this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought of that as I hit post.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry; I'm sure the day will come.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, do.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This might work.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Lock yourself in your room again.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
With your computer?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably loses those himself.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to humbly request a Saturday.
I work Saturdays.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not listening to my 20th suggestion.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I work Friday and Saturdays.
Damnit.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I suppose I could fake some wiring problems on a few cameras and help myself to the bar storage.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Sorry, such as?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In the 8th?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Darn, my hopes were up.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
That catch will be on sportscenter and it doesn't deserve it
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So...do we hope for dominant JJ or Strasburg JJ?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Either
Have no desire to see mediocre hang-on-by-a-thread JJ.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
After one hitter it looks like in-between JJ
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Good things saves are a useful stat
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA' GO ON?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ThATS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.
Damn west coast bias.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tubby couldn't get to that. What a suprise.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
THANK YOU.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
We badly need someone to gush about the likely #2
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have to be so optomistic?
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like a big part of Strasburg's appeal is that he has a name
We need to put a name to somebody else.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKEDED IT!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MINd IT!
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 22, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you should work on your LatinShops more instead.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is every song she's ever done
Cascada is the Will Ferrell of Europop.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This club died fast.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck with this.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I am no longer here.
I apologize for wasting everyone’s time over years I have shared my stupid, pointless stories about traffic. I think Idaho sucks, ham salad is blended vomit, and that my life is a complete trainwreck.
Farewell, cruel blog.
by I actually am corco on Aug 22, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't go to Coeur d'Alene until Wednesday
then Kennewick Thursday, then Tacoma on Friday
by I actually am corco on Aug 22, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So much the better.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
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