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OFFPOTD 8.21.08: Let's find something to mock besides our team

It's likely that it's my turn in this unofficial rotation of posting a place where we can hang out and ignore that thing called work. 

Today's icebreakers:

♥ Grits: tasty breakfast food or oh goodness why the hell do people eat these?

♥ Is Fay a little bitch or is she just teasing?

♥ Would you rather salsa or meringue with Adrian?

♥ Drive thru daiquiri shops -- stupidest idea ever?

♥ Name that stat -- what does that "t" really stand for, anyway?

♥ What's with the NOLA Bee Horn in the Hornets new uniforms?

♥ Are giant nutria more terrifying than polar bears?

♥ What would your walk to the plate song be?

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I am seattlebruin and I approve these tags

despite lacking mentions of ponies, work, or Strasburg

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 7:03 AM PDT reply actions  

If you saw my paycheck...

I would be quite scared since I do paperless and thus don’t receive a paycheck!

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are pros and cons to my job.

Yes it is a great paying job that you can get even without a high school diploma, but I could get laid off tomorrow and I would have no recourse. The oil industry is a fickle master.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've lived this way many, many times

It can be done. And if life isn’t fun, it’s for many, many other reasons.

by Gomez on Aug 21, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pulled a three weeker this time, which is pretty bad.

But after that six weeker this winter I was freaking out. I drove straight home from the airport and the only beer in the house was months old Moosehead Lager. It tasted like liquid heaven.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never Ending Pasta Bowl started again

it was awesome. Our waitress let us finish by packing up fresh bowls of pasta at the end. $8.95 + $1.95 for meatballs for unlimited pasta at dinner and dinner tonight, plus I didn’t pay thanks to credit card roulette!

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

YES!

I know where I’m going for dinner this weekend.

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on Aug 21, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone's in Portland and wants to go to the game in Seattle tomorrow,

they should email a friend of mine at casper999@gmail.com. Let him know that you know me (Daniel Carroll).

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 21, 2008 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Do tell.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of raisons?

I’m not.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's got raisins in it.

You love raisins!
/BetterOffDead

I actually like raisins and grapes but my wife is convinced that if our dogs eat too many of them, they’ll die of kidney failure so we are a raisin free household (except for the costco trail mix).

I find it amazing that one of our dogs regularly eats dirt, but can’t handle raisins.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And chocolate and onions

From snopes.com

I’m not debating the truth. Just surprised that my dog, who will eat his own poop, can’t handle raisins.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And xylitol (sugar free gum sweetener)

Our youngest dog is 18months and almost completely impervious to pain. He’s so ADD that if you call his name while he’s running down the hall, he’ll turn to look, but keep runnning until his head contacts something hard (like a wall). Then he’ll bounce off, lick the wall and wag his tail like “hey, where did that wall come from?”.

That said, there are many, many bad pet owners out there who feed their pets junk all the time. Some animals tolerate it, some don’t. If you own a pet, try to find out what’s ok/not ok to feed it.

That, and teach it sabermetrics so it won’t rely on results based analysis. ;-)

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I work for the Poison Center.

Other than chocolate, I had no idea these other things were problems. Very strange.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My last dog who lived to be 13

loved to eat raisons

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Aug 21, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it

Repeatedly. Now if only the price of the PS3 would become slightly more reasonable, I could play it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 21, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

call me when it has a release date.

This game along with Alan Wake are joining the DNF and Too Human hall of “Games that took too damn long to come out.”

Its also joining Little Big Planet and Spore in “Games that got shown too many times so I became sick of hearing about them and almost don’t want to play them anymore”.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn with Arizona:.308/.514/.615 11/7 BB/K

Weeeeeeee! Suck it Dodgers.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.280/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

He sure clogs them bases though.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the rest of the team has been following suit.

50 walks(including his 11) in the 8 games since he’s joined the club. Before Dunn, they averaged about 3.5 walks a game.SS and all but still.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The DBacks are scoring an average of 6.7 runs a game in the Dunn era. They smacked Jake Peavy around last night, who has owned them.
"All I know is that I’m getting a heck of a lot more at-bats with runners on base," third baseman Mark Reynolds said.

Yes you are Mark. Yes you are.

Wooooo playoff race!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

# of pitches Adam Dunn has seen in an Arizona uniform

Game #1:26
#2:16
#3:21
#4:29
$5:23
#6:13
#7:23
#8:21

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That man does love his three true outcomes

The big thing is he’s not K’ing so much. More of those PAs are ending with a walk or a ball in play, which means more production.

by Gomez on Aug 21, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Updated.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, they could of stopped Adam Dunn from coming to Arizona with a phone call. Or an email.

Or a carrier pigeon in Coletti’s case.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the money

They apparently can’t take on any more pay roll, hence why they didn’t block the Dunn deal.

Also Manny Ramirez since joining the Dodgers:

0.397/0.488/.706/1.194

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this list of random Q/A better

- I don’t understand the appeal of grits either.
- Fay is a pretender bitch that won’t go away.
- I’d rather Beltre do the ‘Long Term Extension’ tango with the next GM, but I have a feeling it won’t happen
- Not as bad as drive thru liquor stores.
- The t is tRA stands for teh, as in (ZOMG) TEH RUN AVERAGE!!11
- No hearts, no NBA titles.
- Passing kidney stones is a more terrifying experience than both.
- I’m gonna be that smartass that walks up to the Overture from Dvorak’s 9th

by Gomez on Aug 21, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

My dad's coworkers

supposedly laid on the floor of his own bathroom for an entire weekend while passing kidney stones.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I passed out on the bathroom floor twice when I had mine.

Then my roommate came home and found me in pain and took me to the hospital.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lion Mauls 42 Midgets!

I cannot make this stuff up.

Someone play me in Madden 09. XBOX live gamertag: BANE509

by Christian on Aug 21, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Very fake

Linky from Snopes

No word on if 42 midgets could out-slug our bench (I’d guess yes from the walks alone).

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if Gary Coleman is a midget, but he's a very small person.

Nothing better than the minor leagues sometimes. And this isn’t a rick roll link.
Link

"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.

by dpseadv on Aug 21, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm decidedly against drive through anything that has to do with liquor.

Every time I’ve had to drive to the docks, every diver in the car is shit faced by the time we get there. Then they terrorize the boat crew, the dock workers, break shit, set things on fire. My company has been permanently banned from a dock for a ‘bonfire’ incident. The flames must have been over 130 feet high. That was the height of a dock crane they were shooting above.

"Ask them hitters about the curve. They'll tell you. It's Public Enemy Number 1." -Charlie Dressen.

by dpseadv on Aug 21, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

What do I want for my next car...

I kind of want to trade in my 6 already… and since I got a good deal it’s still worth roughly what I paid for it.

Requirements – must be fast, under $25k, newer/lower mileage preferable but not absolute, good mileage is a +

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Corco loves the idea of a mid-2000's 3 series

and therefore has nothing to add

I mean, seriously you can’t top a BMW 3-series

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no frame of reference in this conversation.

I’m not sure I’ve ever even been in a BMW.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're nice and all

Then again, I’m fine with just about any car that can run for 10Kmi without breaking down or having trouble, so my standards aren’t high and the marginal enjoyment of a nicer car isn’t that big to me.

by Gomez on Aug 21, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

1 is good except it doesn't come in 4 doors

Don’t get a TL that’s the official car of real estate agents.

I’d go for a G35

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

er I guess the 08 is still the old body style

just stay away from the 09. Those are crap

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

I’d buy this car:

My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11

by PositivePaul on Aug 21, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a good idea

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love grits

my plate song would be “Country Roads take me home” by John Denver

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

alternatively the Buckeye Battle Cry, Fight the Team (across the Field) or

We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan as performed by the OSUMB

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pft OSU

Pft.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also what about mush?

That’s johnnycakes to you southerners

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

yes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would someone make a flash video that does not buffer.

Internet connections in the Arctic Circle are not good enough for that shit.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

People who put coffee in the freezer make me cry

It’s a heinous crime against one of life’s most wonderful creations.

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on Aug 21, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

This really tripped me out.

Now I understand what NOLA is talkin about

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no no no

no capital S! We’re going for maximum confusion here

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's fun!

Hop on the bandwagon!

Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon

by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forsee this becoming a terrible meme

Alternatively known as thejew4u; hopping on the "why the hell not" bandwagon

by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as myself and bruin are ok..

I don’t wanna lose my name due to a killed meme!

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're timeless for being originals

then of course that’s what Strasburg thought too

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean

I should change to seattletrojan?

Despite not being from Seattle or currently residing anywhere near there?

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Pull me under the hurricane?

by JI on Aug 21, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the thrill of ambiguous tagging.

If someone gets it, than all the better.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ytsejaM?

Pull me under, I’m not afraid.

Don’t know if this is the reference. Shot in the dark.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap, good call

I would walk up to Something Corporate, either Space or I Woke Up in a Car

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's Willie's new walkup song

I swear if I was the guy who played the songs, Willie would get that at least once a week

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

He can have Ashes then. The opening line of that song is sung just awesome.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cut that out.

The health benefits of coffee have been proven many times over. It’s a great source of antioxidants!

Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

by thejew4u on Aug 21, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are like Myspace surveys!

The Ballard Fred Meyer has stopped carrying grits, and so now my only option is to buy these weird, watery grits-in-a-tube at Trader Joe’s, and they’re about as appetizing as they sound.

Given your location, I’m not sure if teasing hurricanes is really the best idea.

Horizontal mambo.

It’s the daiquiris that are the bad idea.

Tyrannosaurus.

People still care about the NBA?

Giant nutria are more terrifying than avian flu, the economy and Joan Rivers’ visage combined.

“Kick out the Jams” – MC5. Or if they’d let me “Out of our Tree” by the Wailers. Greatest riff in garage rock history.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

You can't get the Bob's Red Mill grits? How sad.

And they call everything “daiquiri”, but they’re not just daiquiris, which makes it incredible.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes they have them in bulk, too--even better.

Now the important question is, can you find decent hot sauce?

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Hot sauce is much easier to come by than grits. And even though it’s not specialized by any means, I enjoy Tapatio.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking.

I like Crystal, and feel I will need to buy a large supply before I move away.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So coffee does belong in the freezer if you buy your beans in bulk.

It keeps the oils from drying up. Also, cold brewed coffee is fantastic.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Do people really put ground coffee in their freezers?

It needs to be ground fresh then brewed.
Do people still make “cowboy coffee” with eggshells in the grounds?

by nwtrev on Aug 21, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never figured that out

My grandpa used to make it so it was just one of those things I did because he did it. I don’t ever make it that way unless I’m camping

by nwtrev on Aug 21, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I just looked it up, and apparently it’s said to take away the acidity.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eggshells, what the fuck?

A pinch of ground pepper mixed in with coffee grounds before brewing is good, though.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is kind of like a Myspace survey...

Grits: Never eaten ’em.

Is Fay a little bitch or is she just teasing?: Oh she’s just teasing.

Would you rather salsa or meringue with Adrian?: Salsa. It’s such a seductive dance.

Drive thru daiquiri shops — stupidest idea ever?: Stupid idea, yes. However the stupidest idea ever belongs to Betamax.

Name that stat — what does that “t” really stand for, anyway?: Tapestry. Because tapestries are symbolic or some funky shit like that.

What’s with the NOLA Bee Horn in the Hornets new uniforms?: Fuck the NBA. ::sobs::

Are giant nutria more terrifying than polar bears?

D’awwwww.

What would your walk to the plate song be?:

This.

by BrianL on Aug 21, 2008 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

They feel the same way about you.

We have nutria near our house. They are vegetarian, nearly blind and LOVE carrots. Do not approach while holding carrots or you will get more nutria attention than you can handle.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many Portlanders are ignorant about nutria.

A couple months ago I saw a lady in her front yard feeding and making cooing noises to one. I told her they were giant beaver-rats that carry rabies along with many other diseases, but she just gave me a WTF look and kept on doing what she was doing.

It’s like the people that feed the pidgeons at city parks and let them land on their arms. I know birds are cool and it’s neat to connect with wild animals, but nutria and pidgeons are just there to transmit disease and eat waste.

by Jed MC on Aug 21, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would be my walk-up song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that show when I was a kid.

I’m really glad no one shows reruns of it, because I’d watch them and realize it was a terrible show, which would ruin my childhood. Just like with Family Matters and Full House. Saved by the Bell is still hilarious, though.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recently watched Quantum Leap for the first time since I was a kid.

Wow, that show has not aged well.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that show still rules.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I agree with you on this.

Yes, the first two seasons look cheesy as hell, but from Season 3 on it still looks great (with regard to the special effects) and the forward looking social commentary is still as meaningful today as it was in 1990.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first season was so bad I have no idea how they were OKed for a second.

You know what show’s special effects have aged pretty well? DS9.

by JI on Aug 21, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

DS9 was a high-quality show.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a crush on Stephanie.

EWWW!

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You've been stuck in Alaska for far too long.

I imagine when you get back to the lower 48, you’re like a sailor getting back to port. I also have been watching far too much of “Carrier” – PBS’ attempt to get into the reality show business.

by Jed MC on Aug 21, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Alaska is home so the port analogy would have to work the other way.

I sometimes sail in the exciting Lower 48, but return to my quiet port to restock for the next voyage.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might also use Cliffs of Dover.

And before you say it, I loved that song long before it was featured in Guitar Hero.

by BrianL on Aug 21, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind.

I have found My song.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not ever drinkable.

Now Sambuca; that’s an anise flavored liqueur I can get behind.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaeger cold is awesome,

but it does taste shitty warm. I like to mix it with Rumpleminz personally.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate any sort of drink with the word 'bomb' in the name.

The craziest I get is ordering some scotch with my beer. Not a big fan of vomiting.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but Irish Car Bombs are delicious.

They taste like chocolate milk…yum.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I wanted some chocolate milk, I'd drink some chocolate milk.

I understand that it’s all a matter of personal preference, but when I’m drinking something, I like to appreciate its qualities. I hate it when people call me a pussy for not downing a $10 scotch. When I go out drinking the goal for me is to hang out for a long time with people I like and have a conversation. Sure I’ll get drunk, but if you’re drinking shit like Irish Car Bombs, you’ll be blitzed in 45 minutes. If that’s what you’re going for, cool. But no thanks for me.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I did too when I was your age.

Once the novelty of being able to get booze whenever I wanted it, it got old pretty fast.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't drink and drive highways

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good boy.

Although I’d be scared if I were a deer.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a chipmunk.

SAVE TEH CHIPMUNKS FRUM CORKO!!!!

My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11

by PositivePaul on Aug 21, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've hit a few in my day up there

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit one in North / Central WA last week.

Poor little bugger.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason for him to die...

Other than the fact the little bastard juked me when I swerved…

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have to get drunk on Car Bombs, though.

One is plenty, and really it doesn’t have that much alcohol. And it sure is tasty.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to get a good beer that I can enjoy,

and about every other beer I’ll do a shot with my friends. I find I maintain a pretty even keel that way.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

For good reason, as it's disgusting.

And FYI—it really is Jagermeister, so not Jaeger.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit I knew that...

It’s always the words you correct other people on that come back to bite you.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not doubt this.

It’s a fairly recent (and, to me, baffling) development.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first started drinking it, not many bars even carried it.

Now you can barely get away from the stuff. Not that I mind since it is an ingredient in my “shot” of choice, but the frat boy aspect really sucks.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jager pushes me over the edge.

Dangerous stuff.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I see Jaegar I gag

I was abused with it at my bachelor party.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

But then I am strictly whiskey and beer anymore

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like the whiskey.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotch is wonderful as well,

but I try to avoid it because it hasn’t been kind to my family.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I cannot recommend Sambuca highly enough.

More anise flavor (har har har) than Jager, less sweet.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Oozo?

BTW, The Logan were a bunch of jerks on Monday. Lead singer body slammed my wife and grabbed her breast. I had to leave before I did something dumb.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that at the Funhouse?

I bet if you e-mailed Brian Foss and told him they were dicks, they’ have to find a new venue in town to be dicks at.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I emailed them directly

The Funhouse handled the entire show poorly and I told them. They are not happy with me so I will not push it.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They screwed my friends time slot

Most of us are old and people had hired babysitter’s for their kids which is not cheap.

It is pretty fucked up to expect to see someone play at 9:30 and then be told they are going on after midnight. Whatever, these are some of the things that got me out of music.

Plus I was cranky cause a good friend passed away this past weekend so part of it was just me being in a bad headspace.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

most girls don't like Jager

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAEGER

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But to Nola, that probably doesn't register

You/We are the only one that gets that.. the seattle(enter pac-10 team here) connection

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes it even spookier.

Be sure to include “must get Friends references” in the seattlebluedevil ad.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is really off-topic

but I’d love it if UCLA somehow lands Devon Kennard

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love it ASU lands Devon Kennard

I would hate it if UA lands Devon Kennard
I would hate it even more if USC lands him. (I am still bitter over Everson Griffen)

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC is going to be ridiculously good this year

Even more so if they get Kennard. UW is going to get pummeled this year

by nwtrev on Aug 21, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They won't admit it...

so shhhhhh… but Mark Sanchez isn’t that good

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does ucla even have a QB?

How can a school where anyone on this blog could be in the QB mix (including myself) diss Mark Sanchez?

Sanchez would probably be the best ucla QB since at least McNown.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't think he's all that good

I think Corp is a much better quarterback. I’m also a fan of good running QBs. I’ve never thought that Sanchez was nearly the thrower that Booty was (not even at MV) and I never thought Booty was all that good either. He’s always played with an incredible amount of talent around him and has never had to be “the guy” for his team like Corp has. If you want to see the guy who I think will be a great QB, it’s Barkley next year.

Leinart was a perfect fit for the offense with Chow because of his size and accuracy, and the fact that he had big WRs, which masked his lack of arm strength some because he could just put the ball up on shorter routes and let his guys go get it.

I never said UCLA had a good QB. I’m the one who refers to our “starting” QB as “He who must not be named.” We’ve got an RS FR out of San Diego who can really play though, though I’m not sure how he’s going to gel with Chow’s offense.

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I went to the scrimmage this past weekend and neither Mustain or Corp inspired much confidence in me. They both seemed kind of noodle armed, Mustain especially.

I think I’d take Corp over Mustain but I’d still rather have Sanchez. I don’t think Sanchez is the second coming of Palmer but with some of our speedier WR we need a guy who can throw it deep.

I do admit to not having the worlds greatest knowledge of CA HS football.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just that Mission Viejo has always had a strong program

(look at all the players they feed into the Pac Ten, especially linemen) which means that Sanchez has never had to be “the guy.” Yeah, it’ll be the same thing this year at usc where he’s surrounded by an unfathomable amount of talent, but unlike in high school he’s not far and away more talented than everyone else. He just hasn’t impressed me in the admittedly limited game action I’ve seen of him.

I forgot you guys had Mustain, but I never thought he was all that good either. I really like Corp’s game, even if his arm strength isn’t all that great.

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea.

It’s strange, when I am at work, I don’t have much of an issue with it. I guess that’s what the non-biased journalistic training does for ya.

When I am out of work, and forced to live in the lion’s den? Guh.

The worst is trying to hide the fact that I am a Sun Devil. If my readers found out, there would be quite a shit show. Though I think some of them might know from before I hid my facebook profile from searches.

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, wait a second...

Are you breaking the rules?

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone else in this OTFPOTD?

Not that I’m complaining – but is this how it always is? Either way, it certainly passes time at work.

And now I see that I am the only one in my department working on Labor Day. WTF

by seattlesundevil on Aug 21, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Louisiana life lesson #139

Taste food before upturning the hot sauce bottle.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 21, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I'd be surprised if more than 4-5 people on LL would recognize this theme song

“Uh oh, Chango!”

Now that would be my “walk to the plate” song.

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by PositivePaul on Aug 21, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

What the holy hell?

Did I see a little girl kick a guy in the balls AND an assault by watermelon? That was bizarre!

by nwtrev on Aug 21, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am obviously one of the 4-5

I had not thought about that one in forever.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ramones respectfully disagree with that statement

Rocket To Russia destroys all other Side A’s:

Cretin Hop
Rockaway Beach
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
Locket Love
I Don’t Care
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
We’re A Happy Family

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 21, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As am I.

I got the chance to sit with Kim and talk shop before one of our shows. It was a blast hearing his thoughts on the writing of those songs. He is truly a master of his craft. His craft being badassery.

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by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loves me some Soundgarden, don't get me wrong

but I’m sticking with the Ramones here. Either Rocket to Russia or The Ramones, for that matter, have absolutely amazing Side A’s.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personal taste is a beautiful thing.

I take nothing away from you. Unless I think your taste sucks! Yours does not, however. If you like the Ramones, check out NoMeansNo’s side band Hanson Brothers (not the Mmm-Bop guys), or Ben Weasel’s band the Riverdales. Good solid stuff.

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by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard the Riverdales

but I do like the Hanson Brothers, which is odd because I’m kinda indifferent to NoMeansNo.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing with Badmotorfinger

Is that not only are they great songs but Rusty Cage, Outshined, Slaves, and JCP are four of the greatest songs of all time. JCP and Slaves are absolute show stoppers in their own right. Even after those Face Pollution is it’s own little slice of awesome too.

Side B of that record is good, but unremarkable. It’s definately front loaded.

Tampering with someones sig, sooooooo original.

by JI on Aug 21, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My walk to the plate song would be constantly changing...

But I’ll go with “Cringe” by Alkaline Trio or “Forward” by The Thermals at the current moment.

by SethGrandpa on Aug 21, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs an orchestra to follow him around

And play Benny Hill while Pauly Shore narrates his life.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My walk to the plate song, hmm....

I think I’d have to Rick Roll everyone. At least once anyway, then it might need to change before I stabbed my own ears out.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If it helps

I put my other name in my sig =P

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people are fucking insane

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you new?

Of course we’re insane.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's just the fucking part that's new.

At least to Corco, anyway.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Goose about that and Manny Ramirez, Corco

I made that sound horrible but the explanation is a lot more tame, and hilarious.

by Gomez on Aug 21, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't even make sense

but I’ll be happy to

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again..

What do you mean by, you people?

JI/Robert '08!

by Fin on Aug 21, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm completely sane

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true and you know it

Every decision and action I take is well thought out and reasoned and is based on a sound logical base

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you!

I didn’t see that one coming… Rec’d for getting me.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My walk up song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJbQRJjB-4

One of the best intros ever.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that one of the comments is from "Decapithagore".

Why aren’t there any cool names like that at LL?

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe no Mariners fans IN Scandinavia.

But I’m more Swedish than anything else. Maybe I need a new name.

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Mr. “Romans Go Home”

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Python exemption #39-27. B.

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by PositivePaul on Aug 21, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk up song(s):

1. QOTSA: You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire

2. Holst: Mars, The Bringer of War from “The Planets”

3. Foo Fighters: Monkey Wrench

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I have a favorite new YouTube video.

China Cat

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Lunch today:

French fries, onion rings, and shitty chicken product.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Safeway deli chinese food.

The fried rice has the consistency of gravel.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I they just opened, i love it.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 21, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do exactly the same

about once every two weeks I get a giant Panda Express craving

I have no idea why

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so so good

It’s the most Americanized Chinese food ever, but it’s delicious

I always get the 2 entree dish with Orange Chicken, Sweet & Sour Pork, and steamed rice

Although lately it seems like you get less pork and more pineapple int he sweet and sour pork serving

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's one by my house, I'll have to try it some day.

I’m guessing it’s reasonably priced?

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

$6 for a 2-entree dish

$7 with a drink

yeah, it’s a great deal

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was going to say it is pricey.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 21, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good actually

it’s hard to walk out of a fast food restaurant spending less than $7

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by Corco on Aug 22, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ultimate Cheesburger, curly fries, and Dr Pepper.

What a healthy lunch.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a small, A SMALL...seasoned curlies....

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me Douchebag

What is this invention you have been sitting on

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old SNL rocks.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I married a gril who said she was rich,

took all her money and then left the bitch"

“Won’t you be my neighbor”

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I’d love to keep this rolling but I am off to a Memorial.

by Sec 108 on Aug 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

My condolences.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the curly fries.

Almost nobody makes decent straight fries anymore.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover Pho

from a place my GF went last night called “Pho Show”.

Not the best Pho I’ve had but not the worst.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've still never had Pho.

I want to try it, but I promised my GF we’d do it together, and we haven’t had the chance.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do

don’t order the tripe or tendon stuff. Stick with something a little more normal for your first time out.

The best place I’ve eaten at was this one down in Hawthorne. Sort of a sketchy area though.

Come to think of it a lot of the best places I’ve eaten at in LA were in sketchy places.

Best BBQ was in Crenshaw right off the 10.

Best Tacos at a truck next to a Von’s in Echo Park.

Best Pho at a dingy little strip mall in Hawthorne.

Best Korean was this family owned place over on Washington Blvd in a sort of “ghetto” area.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I ate at a really good Korean BBQ place in Gardena that wasn’t terribly priced. There are a lot of Korean BBQ joints in Gardena.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and I thought of another place

not as ghetto, but in Venice there is a place called Mao’s Kitchen that is good. The place is pretty dingy and the employees are all hipsters but the food was worth it.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BCD and Tahoe in LA's K-town

yeah BCD is slow, but it’s fantastic. Tahoe is all you can eat, definitely has the best sides of the all you can eat places in K-town, plus it’s reasonable ($17/per)

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I’ll have to look for these next time I’m downtown (probably during football season).

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to bring a Korean friend if you can

it will greatly speed up your service at any K-town restaurant

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably #5 or #12 will work best
  1. is what most people order if they do pho a lot but 5 and 12 typically have more steak and flank (almost all pho restaurants have similar menus)

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

#12

is what I had at the last place I went. Much improved over when I went with a bunch of Asian friend and ordered the same thing they did and got tripe/tendon.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking farther north.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, recommendations in Thousand Oaks, eh?

I’m not quite as familiar with the area, but I’ll try…

I’d just go find a place and try it. The more you try the more you’ll figure out what you like (I’m no longer good at all with restaurant recommendations in Seattle)

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant Shoreline-to-Everett area.

But I’ll keep your suggestions in mind of I’m ever back in SoCal.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one next to El Cholo

called What the Pho, but they changed the name after maybe 2 weeks.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

There’s one in Bellevue called What the Pho… That had previously been my favorite creative naming. This might take the cake.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been wanting to go there

Curious…never had Pho

There is a place near Green Lake called Pho Tic Tac

by Smith18 on Aug 21, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for the Idiocracy reference

Now go drink some Brawndo.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have 2 cans

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 21, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I am recieving some invoices into the system right now. . .

The amount of cash we pay for some of this crap is staggering.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Turkey sandwich at oil company - $46.32

Pepsi – $7
Knowing you’re making a difference in the world – priceless

by seattlebruin on Aug 21, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My walk up song - truth in advertising

Also appropriate for Sexson

Not a Rick Roll
Fallout Boy – Sugar, we’re going down

Pertinent lyrics:
We’re going down, down in an earlier round,
and sugar, we’re going down swinging.

The video makes fun of the song. The song deserves it.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, now you've stuck it in mine

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great,now i am probably gonna think of Sexson when I hear it!!

And it’s in my head too.
Gotta go dig it outta my car CD stash

by Smith18 on Aug 21, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belated apologies about getting the song stuck in your head.

My wife and have a game where we try to get a song stuck in the other person’s head. The trick is to just sing enough of the song to get it going. You win if the other person starts singing it unprompted. There is no end, the game is always ongoing.

As with warfare, there are certain songs outlawed by the Geneva convention as being too catchy to use by even the most desparate. To wit:
The Girl from Ipanema
How Much is That Doggie in the Window?
It’s a Small World (from the Disney ride)

Use of any of these songs results in an automatic disqualification. The victim is then allowed to listen to Beethoven’s 9th repeatedly until the scourge has been cleared.

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife's ringtone is perpetually stuck in my head.

For that, I cannot forgive her. She receives approximately 99% more calls than me. The ringtone is this whistling song that is so contagious, I find myself whistling it EVERYWHERE. This ringtone might possibly tear us apart.

*And by “tear us apart” I mean I might not do the dishes for a few nights.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cunning plan that cannot fail

1. Find wife’s cell phone
2. Change ring tone to the never ending circus song
3. ???
4. Profit!!!

by PDXTai on Aug 21, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

= Certain death by the hands of a scorned Southern woman.

I can’t risk that fate. She’s pissed already, having to have handed breast cancer it’s ever loving ass. You don’t mess with a Southern woman. You certainly don’t mess with one who has been through what she has.

I know my place. NOLA, you’ll enjoy this. I wash her feet.

Ringtone be damned.

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by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A funny aside,

I just got my new cell, and for about fifteen minutes I put the same ringtone she has on it. I got three calls, and every time, she jumped up and picked up her phone, until finally threatening me with my livelihood. It’s back to “Thunderstruck” now.
As my two year-old son says when my phone rings, “Dun DUN!!”

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by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having the same ringtone as someone in your house does not work.

It’s also strange when you hear the song of your ringtone playing and try to reach for the phone, only to realise you’re actually listening to the song and not receiving a call.

Finally, some recognition.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 22, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strange fact for the day.

Despite it being one of the greatest songs in the history of music, Thom York hates “High and Dry” and forced against his will to put it on the Bends. Weird.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

As near as I can tell,

there is absolutely nothing remarkable about this song. I’m going to have to agree with Thom Yorke on this one.

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, of course. Obviously that.

I don’t see anything remarkable about Yorke’s singing in general, or on this song specifically.

Is it just me, or is this AJ trade looking worse every day?

by The Alaskan on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's my least favorite of the "Big Four" from the album.

The Big Four of High & Dry, Just, Fake Plastic Trees, and Street Spirit, of course.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did everyone read this article yet

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080821&content_id=3344889&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

“He’s going to pitch his game. He’s Stephen Strasburg. He is who he is. He’s gonna come in and challenge these guys and throw his game.”

“The scariest pitcher is ready to take the hill, and ready to stand out as a U.S. Olympian to remember in Beijing. Strasburg said it has been a learning experience for him so far, surrounded by mostly upper-level Minor Leaguers, many of whom are about to be called up to the Majors.”

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky you

tomorrow is hopefully the last day of crunch on this project. I can’t wait to go back to 8 hours a day for awhile. I miss cooking dinner.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

I work out from 12-1 usually, which means I’ll be able to watch him in the gym. They had the game against Chinese Taipei on yesterday and I was disappointed I didn’t get to see S.A.S.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way

At least we’d finally have something more pathetic than the Sexson moping picture to put in the banner…

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Although I wouldn’t completely object to Joey being the manager. It would be nice to go in a new direction instead of staying with a bunch of retreads.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in that sense,

but there are a ton of teams that make it a habot to bring old players back to coach. The fact that the players from 1995 are about that age may just be a coincidence.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Aug 21, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found my new car

!!!!

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by Corco on Aug 21, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer my chipmucks seared

Brings out more of the gamey flavor in the meat.

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by seattlecougar on Aug 21, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you love it when you have a day at work that is going by and you have done fuck all. . .

and then boom! Five people all urgently need you to find some information for you at the exact same God damned time!

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Aug 21, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So having a day job sucks

at least having a day job where as a contractor they don’t allow you internet access sucks.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 21, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Metallica has released two songs off of Death Magnetic "Cynaide" and "The Day that Never Comes"

After the complete train wreck that was St.Anger, I’m pretty skeptical this new album. However, the cover they did of Iron Maiden’s “Remember Tomorrow” was fantastic(though that could of been some of Maiden’s awesomeness rubbing off). So this could actually be decent.

Cyanide was kinda good. Had a few weak parts here and there, but overall a solid song.

The Day that Never Comes sucked hardcore for the first 5 minutes. I mean holy crap it’s bad. But the last 2.5 minutes or so was decent. Guitar solos are back!

Come on Metallica, make something decent for us to all pirate for once.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Where can I hear these tracks

in a legal fashion.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bands official website.

Here

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Aug 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Don’t know what happened there.

At any rate you’re right the first 5 minutes of that song are awful.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 21, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought "Day" was ok

But Heftfield still can’t sing or write lyrics for shit, so the ballady stuff only works in small doses, the solo was derivitve of Sanitarum. All in all it was OK but I think it’s obvious Metallica is dried up creatively.

by JI on Aug 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up on Metallica after their first three albums.

If you want good thrash metal, find some At The Gates or The Haunted. However, I’ve been told that Metallica’s DVD is an amazing look into their fucked up lives. Got to rent that at some point.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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