8/20: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners @ Chicago White Sox
Well if Felix can't tame the White Sox lineup, surely Dickey will be up to the task.
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER God dammit Ozzie
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I suppose that means you won't be making me porridge tomorrow morning, Ian?
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:10 AM PDT
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Put Tex at 1B and Furcal at SS
and regress Clement and Beltre’s luck and that’s a fun enough lineup to watch.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 10:17 AM PDT
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Agreed
Although you could probably get a .280/.350/.450 performance out of 1B for next to nothing and you could invest in center, and Sheets/Burnett/CC (although CC isn’t realistic)
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:22 AM PDT
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I'd be fine with that too.
If only we’d traded for Andy LaRoche.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 10:34 AM PDT
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Would you pay Manny to DH for 2 years?
I think I would.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
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Depends on how much obviously
and an overall strategy being in place this winter, but it’s an option I would look at for sure.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 10:38 AM PDT
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In that situation I would hope that no GM is stupid enough to go 4 years.
I’d even go 3 if the price wasn’t too outrageous, like some sort of vesting option based on the first two or if the contract was under ~$60m.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:41 AM PDT
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There was a recent article
suggesting that Boras thinks Manny can get something like a 4 year/$100 million deal.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 10:56 AM PDT
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Boras also said that Beltre would get 10/200
don’t take any of his figures seriously
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:58 AM PDT
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The point is that Manny will take it seriously
as much as Manny can take anything seriously.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 11:03 AM PDT
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It Boras being Boras
I bet Manny has little to do with it
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 11:06 AM PDT
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Boras need a new abacus.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 10:58 AM PDT
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It wasn't funny enough.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 10:26 AM PDT
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Floyd
I bet one of Bill Bavasi’s first acts in his new job was writing a report to Walt Jocketty on how the Reds should offer four of their better prospects to the White Sox for Gavin Floyd this offseason.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 10:27 AM PDT
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Yukiko Ueno
So this girl from Japan threw 21 innings and threw over 310 pitches in 2 games on the same day (giving up 7 runs total) and could be pitching in the Gold Medal game in the next day.
Oh what, there a Mariner game coming on?
by ThundaPC on
Aug 20, 2008 10:36 AM PDT
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Are we still hitting it to center?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 10:36 AM PDT
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Ozzie Guillen is the mayor of being no fun.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:46 AM PDT
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I realized that.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 10:59 AM PDT
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If I were the Sox
I’d hit Swisher or Thome second and move AJ down the order.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:44 AM PDT
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No way
Neither Swisher nor Thome can bunt worth a damn.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 10:54 AM PDT
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Tony LaRussa is good at making lineups and I'll leave it at that.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 10:56 AM PDT
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Tony LaRussa does not know what he is doing
You bat a high on-base percentage guy in the 8th hole, not the pitcher, because he serves as a second leadoff hitter.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 10:59 AM PDT
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I think it's a good idea
because if you are hitting Ankiel/Glaus/Ludwick second to get them more at bats, it makes sense to move the pitcher further away from the 2 spot.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 11:00 AM PDT
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If you are in the NL
you should bat the pitcher second because he is always the best bunter in the lineup.
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 11:03 AM PDT
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I have no idea what the second bullet means.
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 11:01 AM PDT
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The amount of minutes and seconds until he's fired?
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 11:02 AM PDT
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The episode of Friends where Joey Speaks French.
It’s about as comprehensible as this team’s decisions.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:06 AM PDT
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It's what came up on google. I'm bored.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:07 AM PDT
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I'm working on the clever.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:10 AM PDT
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That area under the bus is running out of room
The Yankees are 3-7 in the games Pudge Rodriguez has started since he came over from the Tigers. He is 8 for 35 (.229) with one RBI. Andy Pettitte threw to him once then asked not to again.
by Jeff on
Aug 20, 2008 11:02 AM PDT
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It's a start.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:07 AM PDT
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How many people here (besides Nola) can remember a post-season without Mariano Rivera?
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 11:08 AM PDT
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Me neither.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 20, 2008 11:09 AM PDT
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I can remember when there was no post-season
by G_ on
Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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That sounds impressive
until you remember that the strike wasn’t that long ago.
by johnbai on
Aug 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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I am not ancient.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:09 AM PDT
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I can remember when the Yankees sucked.
by Jed MC on
Aug 20, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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Think all the way back to this season.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 11:16 AM PDT
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I can.
A whole bunch of them…. decades worth.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Aug 20, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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First post-season I remember clearly is the 1991 Minnesota Twins.
Jack McDowell, Kirby Puckett, and Kent Hrbek doing there things.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 11:19 AM PDT
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them there...
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on
Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT
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Adrian, you're making me sad.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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That strike generated false hope.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:17 AM PDT
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My god we suck.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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Might as well not half ass it
Let’s get swept
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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I miss being surprised.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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I've learned that this is not a wise statement to make.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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yeah because those knuckleballs
are the easiest pitches to catch or block.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Aug 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT
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I dont understand why no one bro be up the whole having to catch an erratic knuckleballer thing when they talk about Clement having bad defense
Besides, it’s always seemed to me that catcher defense is really overvalued
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Aug 20, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
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Because he's been horrid catching normal pitches too.
And popups. And runners.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
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How much longer before the team converts him into a DH?
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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Hopefully not until 2009 at the earliest.
No reason not to have him catch everyday in 2008 and see if he can become satisfactory because he has so much more value. C to 1B or DH is 20 runs worth of defensive value and opportunity cost. He’d have to be really really bad to make more sense at DH than C (in a vacuum).
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:37 AM PDT
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I can't wait for November to crush my soul.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:39 AM PDT
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I'm afraid to see a Matthew with absolutely no optimism.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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I'm afraid to see DOV with no optimism
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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I should be good for at least one epic meltdown.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT
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This epic meltdown better include both rljaws and JeffS
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Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
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I will top this.
Then, as the buildup intensified and we looked at a potential for a 3-way deal that would make us better and cheaper, we get this. A guy who has worse peripherals than Joel “Fucking Sucks” Pineiro did last season.
It’s like having sex with a blowup doll. Sure, it’s fun and everything, but eventually you realize that you’re loving something that will never love you back. The Mariners will never repay my fanship with success except by blind luck. They’re the Special Olympics kid who somehow made his way into the actual Olympic track meet. Sure, there’s a chance he could win, and that would be great, but expecting it to happen or even hoping for it to happen should be automatic grounds for commitment.
I’m not leaving, or even going to stop rooting for the team, I have too much loyalty to the city I love (and really, that’s the only reason I root for the Ms. It’s too bad they didn’t move in retrospect. Then I’d be free.) to stop, but I’m just going to not care nearly as much because what’s the point? I can suffer through losing, as long as there’s hope at the end of the tunnel. But if there’s no hope then I might as well just go root for the fucking Cubs.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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If you can top Jeff's rant from a few days ago
then I will be impressed.
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT
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You don't need to be as wordy, just angrier
I’m you have a caps lock key on your keyboard
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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And a key that drops random words.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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Sneaky snark.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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I'm not coherent when I'm that angry.
But I may have to give it a shot.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT
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Quality not quantity.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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Well that part might be fun.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
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And besides, Jorge Posada sucked at defense too. All he needs to do is be as bad as Jorge to be valuable at C.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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Remember when R.A. Dickey got pulled from the rotation?
It was a week ago.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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Well with Silva on the DL, the other option is Batista. Do you really want that?
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by BrettJMiller on
Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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Thanks Junior.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT
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I like how if you click "CHW Outs" on GameTracker
nothing shows up
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT
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Remember when Paul Konerko was good?
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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I was just thinking that.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:27 AM PDT
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Ozzie's smart enough to know that Junior sucks in CF
So he’s Wisely trying to hide him when he can.
by Gomez on
Aug 20, 2008 11:26 AM PDT
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Finally.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:28 AM PDT
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AN OUT!
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:28 AM PDT
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Can we quit now?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:29 AM PDT
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Dave: "And it is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE to nothing..."
Yea, I lost count too.
by ThundaPC on
Aug 20, 2008 11:30 AM PDT
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He's wondering what his life has come to.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:30 AM PDT
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That's been Dave on the radio this entire series
He really enjoys all this futility.
…
by Gomez on
Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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first mariners game i can watch all season...
…good start
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on
Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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Remember when Boone and Cammy went back-to-back, back-to-back times in Chicago in the first inning?
Awe, the glory days. Karma is a bitch.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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Also, Cammy going yard four times and almost a 5th
by Gomez on
Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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He said he would have hit the 5th if he swung at the first pitch,
but didn’t because he didn’t want to look cocky.
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Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
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fliner, flyball, groundball, groundball, groundball, flyball
= 6 runs.
Sure wish Dickey would use that magical knuckle power to reduce his BABIP.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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He needs some more fairy dust.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
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If you take away the 6 runs he gave up
he’s pitching a shutout.
I can’t even find this funny anymore.
1IP 6ER = 54ERA
Jeff Weaver would be proud.
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Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
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He did pitch a bit better than the results indicate.
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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Unfortunately this is only a small comfort when the other team has six runs on the board in the first inning
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT
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We take our comforts small these days.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT
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I like how we get 162 games of suck, and for all of that we get like 10-15 minutes of excitement on draft day.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT
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And, well, the pick.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT
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I'm going to just focus on the excitment building up..I'm not going to assume we make the right pick.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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I prefer hope.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:41 AM PDT
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Hope:Mariners Organization::Oil:Water
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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Well that's what Hope's tombstone says
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
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Hope's ugly twin sister False Hope has reigned from 2004-present
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT
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2006 was mildly amusing as well.
Yes this team has struggled for a while and yes they have been managed by a bunch of blind rainbow farting moneys but for only having 4 complete dud seasons 14 years this team hasn’t been as completely hopeless as people make them out to be. That and new gm new gm new gm
by Robert on
Aug 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT
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Yes yes yes.
Thank you, Robert.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
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Especially for the image of blind rainbow farting monkeys.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:26 PM PDT
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Hope floats on the Mariners because they're too dense?
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And I like this response.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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I'd have to disagree.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:45 AM PDT
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and that excitement
goes out the door if we don’t end up with the #1 pick and Strasburg is off the board
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
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Aug 20, 2008 11:41 AM PDT
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I prefer my comfort "southern" style.
True, he did pitch better than the results, but even a 3 run deficit in the first inning feel insurmountable by this team.
Can we just let Burke finish the game?
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Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT
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ERA woo
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Aug 20, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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I know I have to listen to their stupid coordinated calls
lame
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on
Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT
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C'mon Jeffie, do something.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:37 AM PDT
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God.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT
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Well today I'll update my sig live I guess
go Loafie?
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He needs to start getting hit more often, or amp up the walks
his isoD is still bad.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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Laughably bad
it was negative for a while at the start of the season, which sucks, because it just means when he’s not hitting he looks absolutely horrid at the plate
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God you suck, Bryan LaHair
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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Clement sucks more
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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No.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT
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Don't be like Graham.
And it wasn’t completely serious…Although I’d like to see some sort of talent from Clement soon.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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I think I've made it clear I have my own distinct love for Jeffie.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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He's been somewhat unlucky at the dish.
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Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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He's also been somewhat bad at the dish as well
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Unlucky, yes, but in terms of actual talent, I believe he has more than LaHair.
It’s just not fully formed yet.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:47 AM PDT
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Of course he has more talent than LaHair.
LaHair is awful.
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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Absolutely agree...No one should believe I was being serious when I said that.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
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I've watched a lot of his at bats
He has less feel for the strike zone than Christopher Reeves.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:47 AM PDT
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Our umpire crew today: Wally, Laz, Paul and Kerwin.
I find that enjoyable for some reason.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
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It's about all you've got?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
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RA Dickey has retired three consecutive batters!
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Hey, he got an out without giving up a hit.
I didn’t know you could do that!
by PDXTai on
Aug 20, 2008 11:45 AM PDT
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Betrayed.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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Well, we're down 8-0, so I might as well be happy that Junior homered
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT
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I was thinking the same.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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You weren't already?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT
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I wouldn't be if we were in contention and/or it was a close game
hence “might as well be happy”
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT
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Not being in contention kinda eradicates the excitement of a close game for me
Especially since it’s not Felix (or RRS) day.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on
Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
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Bahaha, this is awesome...awwwwwwwesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT
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You know the Rangers came back from a 10-0 first inning deficit earlier this year
this is nothing for the Mariners
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:52 AM PDT
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Someone should show Yuni the MLB rulebook,
you know, with the part where it doesn’t say you’re required to swing at every pitch
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:53 AM PDT
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He's aiming for twinkies.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:54 AM PDT
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Let's see just how much our opposition can score today.
At least we’ll get mentioned on ESPN.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 11:52 AM PDT
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To quote myself:
Junior has zero XBH with the White Sox.
We all know what happens next.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on
Aug 20, 2008 11:54 AM PDT
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Have these idiots taken a first pitch strike on every AB from Floyd?
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT
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Neither did Ichiro I guess, either
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT
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How can we be this bad?
With the good lineup?
It’s Gavin Fucking Floyd
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT
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This isn't a good lineup. It just looks that way to us because it doesn't have Johjima, Vidro, Cairo, Wilkerson, Sexson or Morse in it.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT
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Just wait til we need a pinch runner
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT
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Which is new and different.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT
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Thank God someone figured out Floyd has been chucking the first pitch right down the pipe to almost every batter
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT
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That was a surprise.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT
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Not really.
Ibanez is only playing for a contract now.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT
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Goodness gracias Adrian, stick to meringue.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT
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Hey, you are like those bilingual kids who mix their language together.
I find it fun.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
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I thought it might help him comprende.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:03 PM PDT
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I can get used to this.
I may not always understand, but I love the mystery it brings.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT
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Man, this team makes it so hard to stay loyal to them.
And how did the White Sox go from sucking to being good in just a season?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT
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We have a new pitcher?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT
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Seems effective.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
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Yeah, pulling Dickey makes sense, because we might come back in this game that we need to win
and you want to prevent Dickey from throwing too many pitches.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT
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Gotta save him for the stretch run
don’t want him getting tired with a draft pick game on the line
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT
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We need a mercy rule.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT
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It doesn't take effect til the fourth inning even in Little League
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT
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This would still help.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
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According to GameTracker,
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT
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Ichiro is selfish and only cares about himself.
Could Ichiro wind up back in center? “The makeup of the ballclub is going to determine that. I’m pretty sure Ichiro prefers to play right. I know for the team he would go to center.”
~Per Larry Stone.
I suspect Ichiro is back in center next season.
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 12:03 PM PDT
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At least he'll be closer to the beer garden. He should just start bringing a brew out to the field.
by Matthew on
Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT
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I don't see how this would hurt.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:08 PM PDT
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I suspect the new GM calls Andy MacPhail
and invokes the little known “tradebacks” clause of the MLB CBA, allowing Adam Jones to be our CF next season
Seriously Bill – you got ripped off by a guy with the last name of MacPHAIL
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:06 PM PDT
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Or in every inning
that hasn’t happened in a while either
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Aug 20, 2008 12:06 PM PDT
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Not knowing what he said, I got thinking:
Wouldn’t it be awesome for Dave to get so frustrated one game during the third inning he stands up and proclaims “I’m done, fuck this team” and takes off his headset and walks out. I hope this is the way he retires.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 12:14 PM PDT
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That would be one of the most heartbreaking things ever.
by BrianL on
Aug 20, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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I think you guys are catching on.
Dave’s entire career has been a career of heartbreak. Yes, there have been a lot of amazing moments, but they can be singled down to 4-5 years. And in those great 4-5 years, never once did he taste a World Series appearance.
I guess I shouldn’t hope for him to retire this way, but I wouldn’t blame him if he did.
by Wilder. on
Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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Jose Lopez is a career .600 hitter against Gavin Floyd
I fully expect that he has a 60% chance to get a base hit here
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:08 PM PDT
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Stop sucking, Loafie
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT
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My hope is waning.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:12 PM PDT
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Fans help the Mariners. What is it about Chicago fans?
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by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
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Why did he bother to use such energy on that catch?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:15 PM PDT
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Jeebus.
I’ll be over at Field Gulls.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on
Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM PDT
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Screw you, Pat O'Day.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM PDT
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The Mariners are a team that creates dependence
A fandom-destroying, hope-destroying team.
by Gomez on
Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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It's crushing to me that I'm at work and can't drink during this game.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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I'm ready to welk downstairs and find a go-cup.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT
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Welk? Walk.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT
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We all gave up simultaneously.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT
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Mariners fans = Heaven's Gate.
Get your applesauce and Nikes ready.
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by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:21 PM PDT
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God he BALKED him to second?
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
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Fell off the mount
At least Wlad with a nice throw
by Schuxu on
Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
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Did I hear that he fell off the mound?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
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Apparently for no reason.
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by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT
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At least it's slightly amusing.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT
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This game needs more falling.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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Still on pace for scoring in every inning!
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT
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I didn't realize we were up.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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Now I am just padding my post count
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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Glad you think so
I heard most people go for Reed
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT
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*girls
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Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT
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*or Ichiro
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Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT
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Really?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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Let me pad my rec count
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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I don't think it's working.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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Post count
God dammit, I know I’m not good enough to get recs without craigslist
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by seattlebruin on
Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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Pity rec.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT
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Raul just hit a 15 run home run. Game over.
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by kevin_ess on
Aug 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT
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Raul, we're going to keep you, and then what?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT
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I'm beginning to think there's no way he re-signs here even if they offer him a contract.
Assuming it’s not an absolutely bat-shit insane contract.
J.K.L.
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Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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He's hitting to well
obviously he’;s not going to hit .300, but he will end p having the kind of year that will draw attention from many teams.
I think if he had no intention of leaving he’d have been extended already.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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I'm sure he wants to make a bunch of money and maybe play for a competitive team once in his life.
J.K.L.
by acblue on
Aug 20, 2008 12:37 PM PDT
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Perhaps he has a misguided sense of loyalty.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Aug 20, 2008 12:37 PM PDT
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I hope not
resigning him, even if he’s good will cost us.
It’s best to let him walk, take the picks, and sign someone else.
by JI on
Aug 20, 2008 12:39 PM PDT
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If Bavasi were still here
it would be Mike Piazza.
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