8/20: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox, Aug 20, 2008 11:05 AM PDT
Well if Felix can't tame the White Sox lineup, surely Dickey will be up to the task.
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER
HIT IT TO CENTER God dammit Ozzie
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I suppose that means you won't be making me porridge tomorrow morning, Ian?
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put Tex at 1B and Furcal at SS
and regress Clement and Beltre’s luck and that’s a fun enough lineup to watch.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Although you could probably get a .280/.350/.450 performance out of 1B for next to nothing and you could invest in center, and Sheets/Burnett/CC (although CC isn’t realistic)
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be fine with that too.
If only we’d traded for Andy LaRoche.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you pay Manny to DH for 2 years?
I think I would.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on how much obviously
and an overall strategy being in place this winter, but it’s an option I would look at for sure.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that situation I would hope that no GM is stupid enough to go 4 years.
I’d even go 3 if the price wasn’t too outrageous, like some sort of vesting option based on the first two or if the contract was under ~$60m.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a recent article
suggesting that Boras thinks Manny can get something like a 4 year/$100 million deal.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boras also said that Beltre would get 10/200
don’t take any of his figures seriously
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The point is that Manny will take it seriously
as much as Manny can take anything seriously.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It Boras being Boras
I bet Manny has little to do with it
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boras need a new abacus.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't funny enough.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Floyd
I bet one of Bill Bavasi’s first acts in his new job was writing a report to Walt Jocketty on how the Reds should offer four of their better prospects to the White Sox for Gavin Floyd this offseason.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yukiko Ueno
So this girl from Japan threw 21 innings and threw over 310 pitches in 2 games on the same day (giving up 7 runs total) and could be pitching in the Gold Medal game in the next day.
Oh what, there a Mariner game coming on?
by ThundaPC on Aug 20, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we still hitting it to center?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Guillen is the mayor of being no fun.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realized that.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were the Sox
I’d hit Swisher or Thome second and move AJ down the order.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No way
Neither Swisher nor Thome can bunt worth a damn.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony LaRussa is good at making lineups and I'll leave it at that.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony LaRussa does not know what he is doing
You bat a high on-base percentage guy in the 8th hole, not the pitcher, because he serves as a second leadoff hitter.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a good idea
because if you are hitting Ankiel/Glaus/Ludwick second to get them more at bats, it makes sense to move the pitcher further away from the 2 spot.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are in the NL
you should bat the pitcher second because he is always the best bunter in the lineup.
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what the second bullet means.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The amount of minutes and seconds until he's fired?
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The episode of Friends where Joey Speaks French.
It’s about as comprehensible as this team’s decisions.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's what came up on google. I'm bored.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm working on the clever.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That area under the bus is running out of room
The Yankees are 3-7 in the games Pudge Rodriguez has started since he came over from the Tigers. He is 8 for 35 (.229) with one RBI. Andy Pettitte threw to him once then asked not to again.
by Jeff on Aug 20, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a start.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many people here (besides Nola) can remember a post-season without Mariano Rivera?
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me neither.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can remember when there was no post-season
by G_ on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds impressive
until you remember that the strike wasn’t that long ago.
by johnbai on Aug 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not ancient.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can remember when the Yankees sucked.
by Jed MC on Aug 20, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think all the way back to this season.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can.
A whole bunch of them…. decades worth.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 20, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First post-season I remember clearly is the 1991 Minnesota Twins.
Jack McDowell, Kirby Puckett, and Kent Hrbek doing there things.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
them there...
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian, you're making me sad.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That strike generated false hope.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My god we suck.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Might as well not half ass it
Let’s get swept
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss being surprised.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've learned that this is not a wise statement to make.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah because those knuckleballs
are the easiest pitches to catch or block.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont understand why no one bro be up the whole having to catch an erratic knuckleballer thing when they talk about Clement having bad defense
Besides, it’s always seemed to me that catcher defense is really overvalued
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's been horrid catching normal pitches too.
And popups. And runners.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much longer before the team converts him into a DH?
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully not until 2009 at the earliest.
No reason not to have him catch everyday in 2008 and see if he can become satisfactory because he has so much more value. C to 1B or DH is 20 runs worth of defensive value and opportunity cost. He’d have to be really really bad to make more sense at DH than C (in a vacuum).
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for November to crush my soul.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to see a Matthew with absolutely no optimism.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to see DOV with no optimism
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 148 H, 18 BB, 36.75 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I should be good for at least one epic meltdown.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This epic meltdown better include both rljaws and JeffS
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will top this.
Then, as the buildup intensified and we looked at a potential for a 3-way deal that would make us better and cheaper, we get this. A guy who has worse peripherals than Joel “Fucking Sucks” Pineiro did last season.
It’s like having sex with a blowup doll. Sure, it’s fun and everything, but eventually you realize that you’re loving something that will never love you back. The Mariners will never repay my fanship with success except by blind luck. They’re the Special Olympics kid who somehow made his way into the actual Olympic track meet. Sure, there’s a chance he could win, and that would be great, but expecting it to happen or even hoping for it to happen should be automatic grounds for commitment.
I’m not leaving, or even going to stop rooting for the team, I have too much loyalty to the city I love (and really, that’s the only reason I root for the Ms. It’s too bad they didn’t move in retrospect. Then I’d be free.) to stop, but I’m just going to not care nearly as much because what’s the point? I can suffer through losing, as long as there’s hope at the end of the tunnel. But if there’s no hope then I might as well just go root for the fucking Cubs.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you can top Jeff's rant from a few days ago
then I will be impressed.
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't need to be as wordy, just angrier
I’m you have a caps lock key on your keyboard
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a key that drops random words.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sneaky snark.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not coherent when I'm that angry.
But I may have to give it a shot.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quality not quantity.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that part might be fun.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And besides, Jorge Posada sucked at defense too. All he needs to do is be as bad as Jorge to be valuable at C.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when R.A. Dickey got pulled from the rotation?
It was a week ago.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well with Silva on the DL, the other option is Batista. Do you really want that?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Junior.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how if you click "CHW Outs" on GameTracker
nothing shows up
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Paul Konerko was good?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking that.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie's smart enough to know that Junior sucks in CF
So he’s Wisely trying to hide him when he can.
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AN OUT!
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we quit now?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave: "And it is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE to nothing..."
Yea, I lost count too.
by ThundaPC on Aug 20, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's wondering what his life has come to.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's been Dave on the radio this entire series
He really enjoys all this futility.
…
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
first mariners game i can watch all season...
…good start
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Boone and Cammy went back-to-back, back-to-back times in Chicago in the first inning?
Awe, the glory days. Karma is a bitch.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, Cammy going yard four times and almost a 5th
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said he would have hit the 5th if he swung at the first pitch,
but didn’t because he didn’t want to look cocky.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fliner, flyball, groundball, groundball, groundball, flyball
= 6 runs.
Sure wish Dickey would use that magical knuckle power to reduce his BABIP.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs some more fairy dust.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you take away the 6 runs he gave up
he’s pitching a shutout.
I can’t even find this funny anymore.
1IP 6ER = 54ERA
Jeff Weaver would be proud.
by PDXTai on Aug 20, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did pitch a bit better than the results indicate.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately this is only a small comfort when the other team has six runs on the board in the first inning
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We take our comforts small these days.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how we get 162 games of suck, and for all of that we get like 10-15 minutes of excitement on draft day.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, well, the pick.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to just focus on the excitment building up..I'm not going to assume we make the right pick.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer hope.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope:Mariners Organization::Oil:Water
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's what Hope's tombstone says
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope's ugly twin sister False Hope has reigned from 2004-present
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2006 was mildly amusing as well.
Yes this team has struggled for a while and yes they have been managed by a bunch of blind rainbow farting moneys but for only having 4 complete dud seasons 14 years this team hasn’t been as completely hopeless as people make them out to be. That and new gm new gm new gm
by Robert on Aug 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes yes yes.
Thank you, Robert.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially for the image of blind rainbow farting monkeys.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope floats on the Mariners because they're too dense?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I like this response.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have to disagree.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that excitement
goes out the door if we don’t end up with the #1 pick and Strasburg is off the board
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 20, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer my comfort "southern" style.
True, he did pitch better than the results, but even a 3 run deficit in the first inning feel insurmountable by this team.
Can we just let Burke finish the game?
by PDXTai on Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERA woo
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I have to listen to their stupid coordinated calls
lame
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Aug 20, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Jeffie, do something.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well today I'll update my sig live I guess
go Loafie?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs to start getting hit more often, or amp up the walks
his isoD is still bad.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laughably bad
it was negative for a while at the start of the season, which sucks, because it just means when he’s not hitting he looks absolutely horrid at the plate
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God you suck, Bryan LaHair
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement sucks more
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be like Graham.
And it wasn’t completely serious…Although I’d like to see some sort of talent from Clement soon.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I've made it clear I have my own distinct love for Jeffie.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been somewhat unlucky at the dish.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's also been somewhat bad at the dish as well
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlucky, yes, but in terms of actual talent, I believe he has more than LaHair.
It’s just not fully formed yet.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course he has more talent than LaHair.
LaHair is awful.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely agree...No one should believe I was being serious when I said that.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've watched a lot of his at bats
He has less feel for the strike zone than Christopher Reeves.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our umpire crew today: Wally, Laz, Paul and Kerwin.
I find that enjoyable for some reason.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's about all you've got?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RA Dickey has retired three consecutive batters!
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, he got an out without giving up a hit.
I didn’t know you could do that!
by PDXTai on Aug 20, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Betrayed.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we're down 8-0, so I might as well be happy that Junior homered
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You weren't already?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't be if we were in contention and/or it was a close game
hence “might as well be happy”
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not being in contention kinda eradicates the excitement of a close game for me
Especially since it’s not Felix (or RRS) day.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahaha, this is awesome...awwwwwwwesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know the Rangers came back from a 10-0 first inning deficit earlier this year
this is nothing for the Mariners
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone should show Yuni the MLB rulebook,
you know, with the part where it doesn’t say you’re required to swing at every pitch
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's aiming for twinkies.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see just how much our opposition can score today.
At least we’ll get mentioned on ESPN.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To quote myself:
Junior has zero XBH with the White Sox.
We all know what happens next.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have these idiots taken a first pitch strike on every AB from Floyd?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neither did Ichiro I guess, either
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can we be this bad?
With the good lineup?
It’s Gavin Fucking Floyd
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't a good lineup. It just looks that way to us because it doesn't have Johjima, Vidro, Cairo, Wilkerson, Sexson or Morse in it.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wait til we need a pinch runner
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is new and different.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God someone figured out Floyd has been chucking the first pitch right down the pipe to almost every batter
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a surprise.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Ibanez is only playing for a contract now.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodness gracias Adrian, stick to meringue.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you are like those bilingual kids who mix their language together.
I find it fun.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it might help him comprende.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can get used to this.
I may not always understand, but I love the mystery it brings.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, this team makes it so hard to stay loyal to them.
And how did the White Sox go from sucking to being good in just a season?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have a new pitcher?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems effective.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, pulling Dickey makes sense, because we might come back in this game that we need to win
and you want to prevent Dickey from throwing too many pitches.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta save him for the stretch run
don’t want him getting tired with a draft pick game on the line
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a mercy rule.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't take effect til the fourth inning even in Little League
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would still help.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to GameTracker,
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
Jake Woods relieved RA Dickey
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is selfish and only cares about himself.
Could Ichiro wind up back in center? “The makeup of the ballclub is going to determine that. I’m pretty sure Ichiro prefers to play right. I know for the team he would go to center.”
~Per Larry Stone.
I suspect Ichiro is back in center next season.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he'll be closer to the beer garden. He should just start bringing a brew out to the field.
by Matthew on Aug 20, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see how this would hurt.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect the new GM calls Andy MacPhail
and invokes the little known “tradebacks” clause of the MLB CBA, allowing Adam Jones to be our CF next season
Seriously Bill – you got ripped off by a guy with the last name of MacPHAIL
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or in every inning
that hasn’t happened in a while either
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not knowing what he said, I got thinking:
Wouldn’t it be awesome for Dave to get so frustrated one game during the third inning he stands up and proclaims “I’m done, fuck this team” and takes off his headset and walks out. I hope this is the way he retires.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be one of the most heartbreaking things ever.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you guys are catching on.
Dave’s entire career has been a career of heartbreak. Yes, there have been a lot of amazing moments, but they can be singled down to 4-5 years. And in those great 4-5 years, never once did he taste a World Series appearance.
I guess I shouldn’t hope for him to retire this way, but I wouldn’t blame him if he did.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez is a career .600 hitter against Gavin Floyd
I fully expect that he has a 60% chance to get a base hit here
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop sucking, Loafie
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hope is waning.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fans help the Mariners. What is it about Chicago fans?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did he bother to use such energy on that catch?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeebus.
I’ll be over at Field Gulls.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw you, Pat O'Day.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are a team that creates dependence
A fandom-destroying, hope-destroying team.
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's crushing to me that I'm at work and can't drink during this game.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready to welk downstairs and find a go-cup.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welk? Walk.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all gave up simultaneously.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners fans = Heaven's Gate.
Get your applesauce and Nikes ready.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God he BALKED him to second?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fell off the mount
At least Wlad with a nice throw
by Schuxu on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I hear that he fell off the mound?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently for no reason.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's slightly amusing.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game needs more falling.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still on pace for scoring in every inning!
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize we were up.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I am just padding my post count
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Glad you think so
I heard most people go for Reed
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*girls
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*or Ichiro
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me pad my rec count
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's working.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post count
God dammit, I know I’m not good enough to get recs without craigslist
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pity rec.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul just hit a 15 run home run. Game over.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul, we're going to keep you, and then what?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think there's no way he re-signs here even if they offer him a contract.
Assuming it’s not an absolutely bat-shit insane contract.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hitting to well
obviously he’;s not going to hit .300, but he will end p having the kind of year that will draw attention from many teams.
I think if he had no intention of leaving he’d have been extended already.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he wants to make a bunch of money and maybe play for a competitive team once in his life.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he has a misguided sense of loyalty.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope not
resigning him, even if he’s good will cost us.
It’s best to let him walk, take the picks, and sign someone else.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Bavasi were still here
it would be Mike Piazza.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luckily, I reallly don't think he's at all interested in re-signing here.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But think of all the 50 year old ass he'd be giving up.
Cougars just love him.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Jeff.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because there are no cougars in other cities
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My safeco field source says Raul does indeed want out
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy I talk to that eavesdrops and sneaks around where he shouldn't that I know. He's a safeco security guard. He repeats all the whispers he hears to me.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RBIs! Home Runs! Type As!
Drafting two middle relievers =(
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we get rid of Raul next year, what do we have left on offense?
by Schuxu on Aug 20, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichi?
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok him and Lopez to drive him in. Should be enough!
by Schuxu on Aug 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Theoretically, Tuglett will be here too
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Swisher
you are leading 10-3 stop whining show some dignity.
by Schuxu on Aug 20, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many pitchers have we gone through?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was in the middle of typing “I’m not sure why but I want Pierzynski to hit a home run”
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't have any outfielders on the bench.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a fun plan.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can this possibly get any worse?
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 20, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It could - they could not score in one of the innings and only end up with like 18 runs
then it would suck and not be history
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by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no floor.
The Mariners have proven this time and time again.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit Loafie I'm taking the Jose Lopez watch out of my sig
this is embarrasing
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably a good idea.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so apathetic.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God, how can they say that Gavin Floyd isn't a Cy Young candidate
oh yeah he only faces the Mariners about twice a year
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Chuck Armstrong. He is a real. Solid. Baseball man."
That was Hawk, and that’s the problem with baseball.
Raben died for your sins.
by rlintott on Aug 20, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Cairo time?
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for pitching.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwish.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW that's three times in this game I believe that they've scored with two out and nobody on
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahahaha
4 of the 6 innings they’ve scored with two out and nobody on, and they scored a two-out run in the third as well
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahaahha
Swisher just go the cold shoulder in the dugout.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they score 30 runs on us, does someone get executed?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're really no fun.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were fun once.
You’ve changed, man. You’ve changed.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie is now mocking us by sending in HoRam.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A 15 run lead is about the only time you want to bring him in.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're telling me there's a chance!
Wooooooooooo!
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.................................................................
why did you even bother bringing your bat to the plate, Tuglett?
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So many bad jokes could go here.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
15-3? Hilarious.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to hear Riggleman's postgame comments.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me...
Has Larry Stone taken over official gameday duties at the Times blog?
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm, Ichi has a good game
and the M’s have a shot at history. This may be my favorite loss of all time
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what is our shot at history?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 20, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give up runs in every inning
hasn’t been done in about ten years, I think
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Batista!
He’ll keep the streak alive!
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no floor!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 20, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
iT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Cairo in right
But why is Ichiro coming out?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But at the cost of this defensive farce?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hate for this team to embarrass itself
How could Cairo be worse than Wlad or Raul?
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All we need now is to sign Jose Canseco to a 1-inning contract so he can pitch.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's Matt Fucking Thornton when you need him?
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant for us, not against.
But I take it back. I hate him too much.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We traded for John Parrish while in Baltimore last year.
We could get Thornton back.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please god no.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Brian Anderson, you've just disgraced everyone in this country named Brian or Anderson
and that’s a lot of people
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Assuming they can score every inning
it’s only 8 innings, since they are the home team. Would that still count?
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Home team makes the rules.
So yes, it would count.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the M's will have a massive comeback in the 9th
but I’d assume that’s how most games of this type go
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never rooted so hard for AJ Pierzynski in my life
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda hate him. I'm conflicted.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIS NAME IS FUN
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never rooted for AJ Pierzynski.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always rooted for whoever's fist was going towards his face.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn it it's up to A.J.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What The Fuck!?
I was only gone for like an hour! What the fuck happened!?
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The score was 10-3 and hour ago.
What’s the surprise?
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was?
The game hadn’t even started when I went to lunch, I come back and it is 15-3 in the 7th.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must have.
It was greasy pizza and spicy chicken wings today.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there goes that.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The zero on the scoreboard shames us all.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH CRAP STUPID SOX
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMMIT YOU DUMB SHIT
THAT’S WHY I NEVER ROOTED FOR YOU BEFORE
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BUT HIS NAME
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Batista.
He was throwing junk balls up there and the Sox didn’t know how to react.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey wow guys, we suck.
Just turned on the game. My god we’re unredeemable. Any highlights?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 20, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every at bat for the Sox.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey hit a homerun.
It was a modern miracle.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
31
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 20, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put Silva in.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even better.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if he were on the roster, he's not a reliever.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. This was taken way too seriously.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albeit not a funny one.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were upset about only having one inning to get to 30 runs.
I figured if there were anyone who could run up that total in one inning, it would be Silva.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW FAST DID RAUL GO AWAY I BARELY HEARD HIS NAME
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Kenji play CF before the game is over.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the White Sox.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With pads and mask.
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by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or someone pitch from 3B
Or whatever the hell it was…
Raben died for your sins.
by rlintott on Aug 20, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD GOD I BLINKED AND IT WAS DONE
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not the first time I...
Wait a minute. No no no…
Raben died for your sins.
by rlintott on Aug 20, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS.
See you all in a bit.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hOLY CRAP i DON'T EVEN THINK LIKE THIS.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FYI NOLA, the new Hornets unis kind of suck.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAP I FORGOT.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too similar to the old Charlotte stuff, I was hoping for something more "New Orleansish"
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN"t FIND THEM
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not have sufficient permission to access that page.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh. I forgot you have to be a hornetsreport.com member to access link pics.
Hang on.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I even became a member and it did nothing.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not as bad as I thought they'd be.
This is currently my signature.
by kevin_ess on Aug 20, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's much more blue than teal.
And needs more purple.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Hornets
Thanks for swiping our color scheme, bitches.
Yours,
The Denver Nuggets
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, we are getting a new court that they will unveil on friday.
No more lame ass block H in the middle of the court!!!!!!!!!
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She probably suggested them.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey. You're not funny.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hearts go to people who are funny.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random hearts go to people who are funny.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume you are talking about Burke.
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 20, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had video of this play.
Damn work.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally thought that was Beltre. What happened to him, I just turned on the game.
by HARRYP09 on Aug 20, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT FUNNY.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know better.
Wasn’t intended for anyone but him.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tHIS IS.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he get injured? That's the only reason I can think of why Burke is out there.
by HARRYP09 on Aug 20, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figured they might make it worse by playing a catcher at third? Is Hulett also out there or something?
by HARRYP09 on Aug 20, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does it matter how much worse it gets?
Down by 12 runs.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 20, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit.
It’s an opportunity to let players rest. Beltre and Ichiro have a ton of innings logged this season. Give them some time off.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Particularly since we lost our pride months ago.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2004 was way more fun than this bullshit.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had more interesting prospects
Edgar’s last year, Ichiro getting the hits record, BUCKY JACOBSEN
2004 was the best 99 loss year ever
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 20, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE GEORGE SHERRILL!!!!
My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11
by PositivePaul on Aug 20, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah!
and Leone for Third finally played Third, we had the Freddy Garcia trade to be excited about, Jolbert Cabrera!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 20, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and how can we forget Bocachica coming up and being awesome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 20, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNT IT MY HOPES WENT UP.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why? Did you turn the game off?
by Not Loving Batista on Aug 20, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounded like Jeffie did something.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, if someone were to tell you on August 20th, Clement, LaHair, Wlad, Reed, and Hulett were playing
in a game that featured Dickey, Woods, Corcoran, and Batista…what the hell do you think had happened in the world? Mariners team plane had crashed and the Rainiers became the Mariners?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget Burke and Cairo.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke could be explained by a Johjima off day
by HARRYP09 on Aug 20, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo could be explained by a stroke.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Aug 20, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost. spit. tea.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Batista was in there
so I didn’t think it mattered.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 20, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're ending with NP?
Geez.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did we pick up any games on the Nats with this?
by HARRYP09 on Aug 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey LaHair, YOU SUCK
YOU’RE A TESTAMENT TO THIS ORGANIZATION’S INABILITY TO FIND CHEAP, AVAILABLE TALENT.
by BrianL on Aug 20, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could put together a whole old and new testament of this.
LaHair is one of the smaller books.
by Wilder. on Aug 20, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD USE OF CAPS.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, LaHair was cheap and available
by seattlebruin on Aug 20, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for your announcer head in a jar series.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the blink combined with the head jut forward that gets me.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I'm so glad I got to see this.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care what you say
I <3 Hawk Harrelson
My childhood was spent growing up in suburban Chicago listening to him rant- because of him I will never hate the White Sox and because of him everytime I see a home run my instinct is to yell “CAN YOU PUT IT ON THE BOARD???? YES!”
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 20, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would make me hate Hawk even more if I had to put up with his shit everyday.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a reason I restrain myself from doing this in game threads
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 20, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ!
In gif form he really, really, truly looks like a hawk. I never noticed before….perhaps because I avoid him like I wish I could avoid McCarver.
I can just see him digging his talons into some poor rodent while shrieking, “Put one on the board for the good guys!”.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Aug 20, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The weirdest part is the batter making the fist after the fall.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's creepier than Coach's face collage.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my nightmares Coach's face collage comes to life
by Jeff on Aug 20, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least than that fucker Ichiro speaks english.
by Robert on Aug 20, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think you would be heavily involved in Jeff's nightmares.
Finally, some recognition.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake Peavy vs Dan Haren. Pitching duel right? No it's already 6-4 Arizona after two innings.
Baseball is weird.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who would have thought that Jason Davis sucks.
by JI on Aug 20, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it ended up being an 8-6 final.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the Mariners, apparently
The Pirates just don’t give a shit.
by Gomez on Aug 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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