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Why do headlines say things like "GRAND CANYON FLOODING" when that'd be nearly apocalyptic in scope if it actually happened?

Michael Phelps has more gold medals than Japan.  Can he win the men's dressage, the long jump, and can he be the guy who solves the Russia/Georgia crisis singlehandedly?  Or, media overcoverage.  Either way.

It's actually not oppressively humid (for the NW, anyway), because of one of the coolest thunderstorms Portland's had since I've lived here.  Thunderstorms are awesome.

 

 

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These thunderstorms are awesome.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

When I say "humidity"

I don’t mean it in the way they have it down in Louisiana, you understand. “Humidity” here means 30-40, tops, for a couple days, but we’re used to about 5 so it feels ridiculous. I don’t see how people can live where there’s that much humidity for that long.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spend a lot of time in Louisiana and Tennessee, the humidity never really bothers me.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure beats the desert though.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But its a dry heat SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!

I always hate it when people say that. 106 dry degrees is still 106 goddamn degrees.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least when it is humid I can still breathe.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just the opposite.

I used to spend a fair amount of time in Birmingham AL for work, and whenever it got really humid it was like breathing through a wet sock, and I hated it. At least in the desert I can be motivated to go outside if I have to in the peak of summer, because I know I will be able to breathe.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Triunfel was promoted to AA?

My family lives very close to where West Tenn. plays their home games. I’m all over that.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I just need one more posting of this

so I can mention that the US is mad that Yang Yilin won the all-around bronze

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese girls are cute

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they're now Lefebvre Beliebvres!

I had no idea Jim Lefebvre was managing the Chinese national team.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

My opinion is right

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of the above

a girl told me that her opinion was right. What we were talking about, I don’t know, but apparently, my opinion was wrong

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree with this opinion.

But from what I hear, sb and coach put together equal half an asian, so he might be biased.

by Faux on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa, that's me and Eyebrows

half of me and half of Coach would be… uh…. really weird

and with that, SUBTHREAD CLOSED

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sits in section "I WILL BEAT YOU HALF TO DEATH"

A guy that can only take a car halfway to somewhere, and walks the rest of the way, disgusted with himself?
Carries a 50lb sword?

by Faux on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So with dueling Off Topic Threads in effect, am I the only one with "Dueling Banjos" stuck in their head?

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

My Off-Topic thread is losing by comment volume

and I now realize that I am not helping by commenting in pdb’s thread

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

JP Patches is cool

and now he has a statue to prove it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I was shocked that I couldn't find a good gif of Ankiel's record to post

but, in my looking around, I discovered that Ankiel doesn’t actually hold the record for most wild pitches in a playoff game. Step forward Bert Cunningham. Not in a playoff game, not in the modern era, sure, but still.

Oh, and I wasn’t surprised either.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should edit myself better

most wild pitches in a playoff game.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs used to be the White Sox, the Cardinals used to be the Browns,

the Braves were the Red Caps (not quite sox I know)

Completely unrelated: the Yankess used to be the Baltimore Orioles and the Orioles used to be the Milwaukee Brewers.

9 = 8

by JI on Aug 18, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone rode in on the bitch bus today.

Office Space memes have been deadened sadly.

9 = 8

by JI on Aug 18, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Some movies are so classic they transcend the meme concept.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Real Genius were in that category

that’s one damn quotable movie.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Lebowski.

This is currently my signature.

by kevin_ess on Aug 18, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, just once I do want to ride on the bitch bus.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's half the fun. The sign simply says bitch bus. Snap descision, do you get on?

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

by thewyrm on Aug 18, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Under no circumstances.

I go get a cab.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate the Pixies song title in their post.

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 18, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

While reading that, I was thinking he should do a evaluation on food price hikes.

In one line he crushed he crushed my hopes, but also affirmed my suspicions: Safeco gouges at the food stands. It’s one thing to try to get into the game for the cheapest amount possible, but when you pay more for a hotdog than just getting into the game, that is ridiculous.

by Wilder. on Aug 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, what Olympic events are you enjoying watching in the non-Phelps division?

I think my favorite so far has been women’s water polo. I’m still not sure what the difference is between a legal and illegal attempted drowning, but it’s been good watching. I have a hard time watching sports that are regularly on TV (like baseball, basketball, etc.), but I am enjoying some of the more obscure sports.

by Jed MC on Aug 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

All of them, pretty much

with the exception of dressage, which I just don’t understand why they bother. I think the thing I like most about the Olympics is the athletes – I get so conditioned watching pro baseball/basketball/soccer players, who are so jaded about their skills and about being the best at their discipline, that it’s a really refreshing thing to tune into a women’s 100 meter race and see the woman that won it be so completely elated that she won, even though it was only a heat.

And most Olympians are like that – their medal/good finish is the culmination of a lot of anonymous work, and when they finish on the medal stand they’re just so excited it’s fun to watch.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Aug 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am done with the Olympics now that Phelps is over with.

I would watch Track & Field, but they are on at such an awkward time.

I don’t care for some of the obscure sports because I don’t think they belong. Table tennis, weightlifting, rhythmic gymnastics, trampoline, fencing, and equestrian are retarded. We might as well include chess, risk, monopoly, video games, hiking, croquet, rhythmic slip ‘n slip, SAT test taking, etc., in the Olympics. I am not saying these people aren’t talented or athletes, but com’on, some of these events are absolutely ridiculous to be included in the Olympics.

by Wilder. on Aug 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those all require immense physical skill and training and should be rewarded as thus

Taking a test or playing Risk or Monopoly or Chess requires no physical skill – the only one in question is gaming.

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your tags remind of a guy whose tree got struck by lightning on the news.

He said something like “I hope everyone enjoys their thunder and lightning. Until your tree is hit by it.” It just seemed unnecessarily spiteful. It’s like me saying to a Rays fan “You enjoy your good team until they suck again.”

by Mariner John on Aug 18, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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