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Seattle Mariners @ Minnesota Twins


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Seattle Mariners @ Minnesota Twins

08/17/08 11:10 AM PDT

Seattle Mariners Minnesota Twins
Ichiro Suzuki - RF Denard Span - CF
Miguel Cairo - 3B Nick Punto - 2B
Raul Ibanez - "LF" Joe Mauer - C
Adrian Beltre - DH Justin Morneau - 1B
Jose Lopez - 2B Delmon Young - LF
Wladimir Balentien - CF Jason Kubel - RF
Kenji Johjima - C Randy Ruiz - DH
Bryan LaHair - 1B Brendan Harris - 3B
Yuniesky Betancourt - "SS" Adam Everett - SS

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 (AAA) - Ryan Feierabend
 7-1 13 13 0 0 0 0 75 64 21 17 5 15 48 2.04
 1.05

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Glen Perkins 9-3 18 18 0 0 0 0 110.2 129 52 50 13 29 56 4.07 1.43

For as long as he's been floating around, it's hard to believe ol' Big Nose only turns 23 this week. He still has a chance to become an actual Major League pitcher, which is easy to forget when his name seldom comes up in conversation. Now if only he could find some more talent. Then we'd really have something special on our hands.

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CoolStandings.com odds:

Rays: 57.7% division, 32% WC
RSox: 40.5% division, 43.8% WC
Yankees: 1.4% division, 5.1% WC
Twins: 51.9% division, 7.6% WC
WSox: 47.3% divison, 8.6% WC

by Jeff on Aug 17, 2008 10:35 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's a bit pricier, but his bat is still genuinely good.

Although I imagine he’ll collapse against lefties next year.

by Graham on Aug 17, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan is fooling nobody

This is off to a swimmingly good start!

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 17, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel the same. I'm sitting here on my couch laughing,

and I’ve only been awake for about 30 minutes. Bless this team.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHELLLLLLLLLLLED

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

See ya back in those ugly unis soon, Ryan…

My layout.spellcheckDefault goes to 11

by PositivePaul on Aug 17, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

SBN 1.0 had a character limit in the subjects

now there isn’t

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 17, 2008 11:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You gotta love these guys!"

Isn’t Ken Cloude still kicking around the Indy leagues? Lets give him a cup of coffee.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 17, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feierabend has topped out at a mesmerizing 87mph so far

This game only makes it all the more difficult to figure out why Campillo is doing what he’s doing.

by Jeff on Aug 17, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lovely

Even the routine ground balls are basically stung line drives the just happen to be on the ground right at an infielder.

by lyleleander on Aug 17, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whaaaaaaaaa?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right

It’s discouraging.

by Jeff on Aug 17, 2008 11:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking torrey

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 17, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm ok being part of that minority

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, now that Willie's down, they can't

rightly spend any time arguing for his having a full-time spot
in the lineup, so you need something to do.

by lyleleander on Aug 17, 2008 11:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I think it's time to switch to my Xbox

Because this is niether fun nor exciting. I’m gonna play Braid, I think

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That wasn't

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How could you?

You know what you got yourself into with these guys, as did all of us

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The question mark makes that comment.

It’s goes from being dangerously close to a foolish statement, to a silly, hopeful question

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feierabend is getting better

Span singles on a soft line drive to left fielder Raul Ibanez

by Jeff on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty soon they'll just be long fly balls

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two outs at once?

It’s a goddamn miracle

by Graham on Aug 17, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It doesn't get any better than this

The M’s are beginning to remind of that classic slogan.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 17, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was fancy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 17, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHA! I HATE THE MARINERS!

AHAHAHAHA! I HATE KENJI JOHJIMA!

AHAHAHAHA! I HATE THE MARINERS!

AHAHAHAHA! I HATE KENJI JOHJIMA!

AHAHAHAHA! I’VE FINALLY BROKEN. I’VE FLIPPED MY FUCKIN’ BEAN! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AHAHAHAHAHA!

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't pass or fail the bar so much as got my noggin conked by it.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THESE TINY WILLIE BLOOMQUIST ROBOT-ELVES OFF OF MY FACE???

MY SKIN IS MELTING.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AAAAIIIGH IT BURNS IT BURNS.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a strange set of .gifs to collect.

Our TV guys blinking.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of Rizzs and one of his rug

Both are individual life forms living symbiotically

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 17, 2008 12:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This one is weird

how at the start Blowers suddenly jerks back to the right of the gif

The Jose Lopez Watch - 147 H, 17 BB, 39 G Left

by seattlebruin on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, this soothes me.

He always makes me feel better.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry, I just need to get that out.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually - my psychotic break notwithstanding - it is pretty funny in a dark, dark way.

What pisses me off the most is that I’m going to see Tropic Thunder with my girlfriend tonight right when the Rays game is beginning, and will be without internet afterwards. Right now the Rays are my only meager baseball consolation.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly.

In between the M’s failing to dump Washburn and the Nats failing to sign Crow, and the continued legendary fail of both teams, I’m wondering why I couldn’t have gotten into football or basketball instead.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hockey is for people with male pattern baldness.

Who’s singing that song at the beginning? Sounds like Dave Matthews.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hockey is for people who fetishize bizarre Canadian rituals.

I consider the entire country to be an informal annex of the US.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs