8/15: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins, Aug 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT
GOD
0 recs |
385 comments
Comments
RJ has tRA columns but you don't?
I’m hurt.
by Graham on Aug 15, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do you assume he's talking about you? Maybe he knows another RJ.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We call this "pullin' a CC"
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it deserves to be re-posted.
On the rumors that the Twins were offering Boof Bonser, Washburn said: "If that was the case, how much more do you think you’re going to get? A young guy with a great arm who’s cheap.’’
and FWIW
But I’m [Larry Stone] told by a baseball source with knowledge of the Mariners’ talks with Minnesota that contrary to what has been written elsewhere, Boof Bonser’s name never came up.
by Matthew on Aug 15, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no way in hell I'm watching Carlos Silva pitch.
by Matthew on Aug 15, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners fired Bavasi on my birthday.
They clearly like me better.
by Matthew on Aug 15, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cardinals torched the Rays on my birthday.
Ludwick ho!
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 years ago was Felix's second home start
by Graham on Aug 15, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 K's vs. the Royals right?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cairo is playing 1B and batting second today.
To hell with this team.
by Matthew on Aug 15, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That means more suckage for the offense, which means less runs for Silva.
Time for a chokeslam.
by ThundaPC on Aug 15, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We know they've stopped caring because....
No Washburn trade with 2 opportunities and Cairo batting second
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like not getting rid of Washburn was their "fuck you" to all of us ...
and now Cairo starting and batting second is like the “and your mother too.”
by The Ghost of Spike Owen on Aug 15, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have claimed Washburn...
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
by Matthew on Aug 15, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Wainwright
But the injury allegedly not being serious
But Joel
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would have asked for Chris Perez
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Clement starts at DH
and Reed gets the day off completely?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed = Defense
perfect day to give Raul a rest at DH and use an outfield of Reed, Wlad, Ichiro.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Raul has had a day off.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad! is the slowest centerfielder I have ever seen.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you haven't been watching the White Sox recently?
by Jed MC on Aug 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slowest center fielder who still has original hamstrings.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean to say that there's replacements available?
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Edmonds has gone .275/.379/.610 as a Cub
Mike Cameron is slugging .490
GOD
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Edgar have his removed?
They’re optional muscles.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 15, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strippergram
….with candy hidden somewhere
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, male strippergram.
Who is this guy?
by evanr on Aug 15, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tossed salad?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is fruitbasket a new term for male stripper?
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was thinking of.
Whoops.
Who is this guy?
by evanr on Aug 15, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pressed fruit bowl.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey, look at this
Big Richie was DFA’ed today
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
at least the Dodgers are in first. And Joe Torre finally has learned how to put his best possible offensive players all in one line up.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also to make you guys feel worse
in their never ending quest to find a back up for Nomar Garciaparra who won’t kill the team on offense the Dodgers are reportedly looking into trading for Ronnie Belliard.
Surely Yuniesky Betancourt is better than Belliard, Angel Berroa, and Pablo Ozuna!
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If the Mariners think Washburn has value
They probably still think Yuni is a gold glover fielder.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Aug 15, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering people here
think the M’s could’ve got at least one of Loney, Kemp, or Ethier for Yuni. The M’s front office probably thought they could get Hu, Ethier and Kershaw.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hu?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy on first
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!
by thejew4u on Aug 15, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To be honest, I've never heard of him.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chin Lung Hu
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/H/Chin-lung-Hu.shtml
Had a lousy cup of coffee with the team this year, sent back to AAA and turned out he was having eye problems. Had them fixed and has been hitting well since.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Belliard is better than you think.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would also have him next year at a very reasonable price.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, we need help. Please send us something useful for Belliard.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ronnie Belliard?
The one playing for the Nationals that has all of 6 games in his major league career at shortstop? Not sure how he’d be a suitable backup for Nomar.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap, I wasn't paying attention...they want him as a SHORTSTOP?
Man, the Dodgers FO is nucking futs.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well middle infield back up
most likely for Nomar insurance but occasionally spelling Kent at 2B. The Dodgers infield is already atrocious defensively outside of Loney.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM MY GOD THESE ANNOUNCERS ARE SO STUPID
LUDWICK TYPICALLY DOES NOT HIT IN FRONT OF PUJOLS SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BIG PILES OF STUPID
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Midget?
Where?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen him in person.
He’s small, but he’s no midget.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham next to JI was almost as unimpressive as the Tulsa skyline
by Robert on Aug 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take your word for it, I've never seen Tulsa.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty flat
I’ve driven through there before, deemed that it wasn’t eventful enough to stop for gas
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither have I
But I would be hard pressed to believe that it cracks 5 feet
by Robert on Aug 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They basically are saying Ludwick isn't that good because pitchers groove fastballs to him
because he hits ahead of him
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks constipated.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
by Thingray on Aug 15, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the future they will be for the hetros.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love that camera!
Toronto used to do that.
Then they stopped.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Aug 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the Twins are building a Ballpark in Arlington replica?
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except the Twins will have grass in their stadium.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the Rangers have grass too.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
END! END!
(Yes, already)
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
I wanted to see Silva pulled after giving up 9 runs in 0+ innings.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
END! END!
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is pretty dead.
I suppose if I wasn’t at work I wouldn’t be around.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Friday thread + Carlos Silva + Twins + fan base that just took a huge kick to the nuts
Pretty rough combo. I’m at work, and I can’t even bring myself to turn on MLB Radio.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have radio on
I just peek at Gameday in between compiles and app restarts.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw someone mention above they couldn't bring themselves to watch Silva pitch.
I wanted to chime in that nobody’s seen Silva pitch in a loooong time. To cheesy, I had to let it go.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It struck me watching the Angels game the other night
Miguel Cairo looks like he should be a lot better at hitting for power than he is.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the radio Rizz always sounds pretty unsurprised when Cairo gets a hit.
I’m always caught off guard by the announcer voice change that signals action in the game. But he did get the first hit tonight.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 straight batters with a sub .300 OBP
wheeee!
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized the moderator probably isn't paying attention. Unless one of you guys is the mod.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With great responsibility comes...
I’m terrible with quotes.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got all that jazz on my iPod somewhere, defense wins is a song?
You’re the jazz man around here right?
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get the night off from the kids, I have sushi, beer, a game.
And I get Silva on a Friday night. Yippeeee yahoooooo!!!
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad I have tickets to tomorrow's preseason Seahawks game.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get into preseason games. I've tried, I just can't get excited about bench guys.
But being at the game is probably different.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No argument. The bowling conversation in the ot thread was a nice change from the Wash debacle
I’m sinking to new lows.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy preseason a bit more
now that I’m more into college football. I watched the 4th quarter of the last Seahawks game just to see if Booty would do anything cool.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My boss, a Chargers season ticket holder, gave me his tickets to the game against the Hawks on the 25th.
Fairly high up, but RIGHT on the 50-yard line.
Preseason is pretty lame, but it’s good enough when you live 1,200 miles away from your team.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that I'm thinking about it.
Being in a stadium full of people wearing nothing but home team jerseys, cheering, being happy, a season full of potential still in front of you. TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
by dpseadv on Aug 16, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, they're skipping the first 2 pitches for commercials on the radio now.
I bitch about this all the time. This team is putting me into several ruts I’d like to get out of.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Revolving door. Yeesh. Starting Silva is like starting your long reliever.
That pretty much applies to most of the staff. That pretty much applies to everybody but Felix. Our staff is basically bullpen material. Shit.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this shit, I'm buying a Rays cap.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just find it funny that everyone hates on RSN because of their stupid bandwagon fans
so what do we do in response to that?…
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jump ship mo' fo'!!!
RSN is their blog site isn’t it?
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bought my hat in February, and it's not pink, so I'm OK with myself.
It looks bandwagon-ey now, but I was just jumping on the “look at all that fun young talent” bandwagon. I didn’t think they’d actually start winning this soon. I was just hyped that they might finish the season at .500 and be fun to watch.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I started my closet love of the Tampa Bay back in 2002
when I decided to take the worst franchise in High Heat baseball and turn it into a perennial playoff contender.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Microsoft bought the franchise just before Major League Baseball decided to go with publisher exclusivity.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they bought 3DO, which came with the franchise.
Never the most beautiful game, but damn was it fun to play.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MS could make a baseball game though
if they wanted too.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can't use official ML rosters without paying a shitload of money to 2K Studios.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2K only bought the exclusive third-party rights.
Unless I’m mistaken, Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo all have the right to create a game with MLB rosters.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong
The exclusivity deal prevents other third party publishers from developing their own MLB titles without paying 2k. It does not prohibit the first party dev studios from developing their own games. Nintendo had a licensed MLB game in development on the Cube that got canceled and Sony has the show. The hot theory was that MS would make their own franchise, but I have a feeling 2k convinced them not too.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE
But yeah, you’re right. I think 2K might pay a higher-than-normal fee to Microsoft to prevent them from publishing a baseball game.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering 2k Baseball does better on 360
I wouldn’t be surprised by this at all. If MS made a HH clone for the 360 that would probably be the end of the road for 2k and baseball.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had such high hopes when Ben Brinkman signed on.
I still play the game, but it hurts to think about how much better it could be.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and everyone else
just goes to show that producers in the games industry are vastly over rated.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This year's 2K baseball was awful.
Glitchiest game I’ve played in ages.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it has major problems.
The patch helped the frame rate, but the chugging graphics before and after the game are inexcusably bad.
And the graphics are worse than the year before. It just makes no sense. They had the ball rolling in the right direction with 2K7 and somehow made it uglier.
The pitching is fun, though. That’s what keeps me playing. Using the right stick to pound the bottom of the zone with Felix is a blast.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then there's the broken announcing and color commentary
and the problems with Zelasko and Physioc’s commentary.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already have one
I think I have a few from when I lived in Tampa
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate this team.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
by esoteric on Aug 15, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what I want to do more
Watch the game or go drive randomly, wasting the precious gas in my car
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So not only is Silva a shitty pitcher, he contributes to global warming.
I never thought I’d find more reasons to hate him.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Contemplating this idea
I think my little brothers’ friends might be having a party in which case means i get to use this
“hey little girl….want some beer?”
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've got a good ole fashioned registered sex offender right here folks.
by Robert on Aug 15, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm not registered
Which might be why my picture is in the post office… :-(
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2008 Seattle Mariners
Resisting winning since Spring Training
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Four straight men have gotten on base?
I’m actually enjoying this.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm just rec'ing that.
I’m too busy eating this delicious sushi to crack jokes. And is anybody up in the bullpen? Ought to just leave Silva out there to eat this one for the crap he’s pulled lately.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see Carlos' problem
His man breasts interfere with the proper follow through on his pitches.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Aug 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva's signature pic

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Aug 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe this

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Aug 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I borrowed this pic for a photoshop.
Hope you don’t mind.
by Jaejo on Aug 16, 2008 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry Stone talked to Lee P earlier.
Brace yourselves.
But he did want to get the point across, again, that the Mariners are not looking for salary dumps, but, rather, talent. That would be their explanation for the hard line they are reputed to be taking in trade negotiations. Obviously, there is a significant portion of fans who believe that the Mariners would be well-served just to get Washburn’s $10 million off the books for next year, regardless of the return. The Mariners clearly disagree, because they just had a golden opportunity to do just that.
Pelekoudas also hinted that there could be a larger trade down the road, one in which the Mariners might even take on salary to get a better player .
One last thing: I clarified the rule regarding putting a player back on waivers after he has been pulled back. That can’t be done for 30 days, it turns out. So in the case of Washburn and Raul Ibanez, the 30 days would put them beyond the Aug. 31 deadline for postseason eligibility. That makes it extremely unlikely either of them will be dealt prior to the offseason.
So we’re stuck with Washburn.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad you can't buy any talent with ten million dollars.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why are they asking for the 10mil, and talent? Eat the 10, just ask for talent.
I’m calling shenanigans.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as Washburn isn't terrible they aren't going to eat his salary for a minor upgrade.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's worse, and there's a lot better.
I’m just tired of seeing his face. And I’ve been reading all the for and against positions, so I’m not trying to hijack your thread.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear to god i'll pistolwhip the next person who says shenanigans
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a roomate in college, hated the word 'moist'.
Unfortunately for him, he mentioned this once.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you pistolwhip him
Makes it all worth it then
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, too much respect. Found myself constructing sentences that included moist a lot though.
I’m laying off the ‘s’ word just for you. I’ve been watching South Park re-runs while the game is on. I’m trying to think of a use for ‘Chicken Lover’, and the M’s. My brain locked up.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larger trade down the road?
Been nice knowing you, Adrian.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN BUY TALENT WITH $10 million RETARD
by OlSalty on Aug 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are either late or your sarcasm detector is busted.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian Beltre + Jeff Clement I'm guessing.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already looking forward to seeing his road OPS translate to Safeco and the AL
by hcoguy on Aug 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not like there's any science involved here
but my guess is that he’s a neutral park .290/.350/.500 sorta guy.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trading him for less than a big haul would be admitting a mistake.
These country club WASP bastards are blissfully unaware of the very idea that they are even capable of mistakes.
We’ll probably DFA him some time next year when he’s put up Silvaesque numbers and then it will be Jarrod’s fault for not performing.
"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.
by Big Jared on Aug 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Carlos Silva should throw Carlos Silva up against a wall....
God I can’t believe we’re stuck with him for couple more years :( How fucking depressing.
by manyoso on Aug 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really look forward...
To the post game interview where Carlos Silva will rip all his teammates for his shittastic performance. And then give Geoff Baker a story on his all new super secret adjustment that will magically make him a Major League pitcher in his next start.
by manyoso on Aug 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It might be more interesting to watch the little league world series right now
At least there is some talent there
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never in my most pessimistic states of mind did I think Silva would be this horrible.
Look on the bright side, at least this contract is about 20% over.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave on the radio 'Silva stunned....taken to the woodshed!'. I pre-emptively miss Dave.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing about that whole tirade is that Silva couldn't strike out a batter if he tried.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't get it, you just don't get it.
It’s not like he’s not trying. It’s the team.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a snoozer, and a team batting around, this game seems fast.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An hour and half in through four and a half.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, well I did miss the first 1 1/3 innings, and then rebooted twice (FF3 freeze)
Tasty beer. My carpal tunnel isn’t barking, I don’t have to take care of kids tonight.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've caught the conversations between some of you guys about other games.
The way this team is going for the next couple years, I need to invest in that cable package.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to see Ichiro get tossed here.
Go to the showers and beat the shit out of Silva
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Cameron advocated picking him up this offseason on the cheap.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instant replay can't get here quick enough.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Instant replay is only going to work on boundary disputes.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it moves beyond that.
Because the important thing is to get the fucking calls right.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it should
Just because that what makes baseball appealing in some aspect, the fact that there can be a clear fuck up and theres nothing we can do about it
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's better if your team doesn't get sodomized by a bad call.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with you on that one
But human error has always been part of the game
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the game. No clocks, no consistent park dimensions, etc. etc.
It will all change in my lifetime. TV, betting. I’m resigned to it.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because with the shear amount of games during the season theres no way that one blown call can screw everything up
There are 1000 combinations of things that has to go wrong and that’s # 145 on the list
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Magnification of the post season gaffes and hi def.
Driving forces. Among others.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell that to Tony Tarasco or AJ Pierzynski
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should have tried harder or done one other thing different during the regular season
And Pierzynski is an ass anyway, I have no remorse for him
by Fuzz on Aug 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the one who benefited from a terribly blown call.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I'm probably thinking of the wrong blown call.
There’s been so many. I wish somebody would kick A.J.‘s ass though. I hate him, and he’s pretty good. Makes me really hate him.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not into the math so much, so I hate the replay.
I’m a traditionalist at heart. Calls go both ways, blah blah blah. But I see the point the replay camp makes, and not going to argue it.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the replay, that's got to be one of the top three most blatantly wrong calls I think I've ever seen.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Aug 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you see the game earlier in the year, ump's first behind the plate?
Had the worst strike zone I’ve ever seen, was all over the place. I probably shouldn’t mention it, because I can’t reference it. One of the few games I’ve watched this season, and the absolute worst strike zone ever.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark DeRosa?
Seriously? When did he get so fucking good?
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Theriot, too.
The Cubs are so annoying this year.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were STL and I could get DeRosa on a 2-year deal
I would jump all over it.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DeRosa had a crazy week last week
that probably inflated his numbers some.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did Theriot's power come from
I saw a review of him over on Jon Sickels blog, the guy is performing far better than anyone ever anticipated.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His ISO is sub .100
His BABIP is up 6 points last year. More line drives, fewer flyballs, probably using his speed more.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His ISO is .056
Willie Bloomquist could beat him up.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Silva sucks
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 147 H, 16 BB, 42 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that yesterday's game?
Wanna speed up games? Have the Silva exemption rule! Silva records the start, game starts in the 3rd inning, 4 runs, with 2 men on base, and any reliever of managers choice on the mound.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billingsley is pitching tonight
should be a good game.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billingsley is the Dodgers best pitcher
he’s improved his control as the season has gone on, so he lasts longer in games now while still striking out a shit load of dudes.
Albeit his last two starts weren’t that great.
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when guys get thrown out because the umpire is blatantly wrong.
I wonder if the league disciplines them.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't an ump get suspended while we were playing the Mets?
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They often do, and the ump can get a fine, but it's almost never revealed! Bullshit!
Guy did get publicly suspended for initiating bumps with manager last month?
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Balantien's looking pretty good to me at the plate these days.
A friend sent me some of his at-bats yesterday. Relaxed, smooth, balanced. He did strike out 4 times the other night but that happens to everybody now and then. I’m liking what I’m seeing.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickey doesn't fuck around when he's warming up.
Look at that face.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor bastard probably still thinks he's pitching for a starting spot.
Jesus I’m logging off, my face is all down the right side of my screen. Yeesh.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found the Mariners new manager
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3537754
If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.
by bluemax on Aug 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cairo has all of our hits
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 147 H, 16 BB, 42 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God Michael Phelps thank you for being entertaining.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drat
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell of a race though
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that anybody probably cares,
But Michael Phelps just picked up his 7th Gold, and by only 1/100th of a second, on a come from behind finish
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Thats amazing, ties or breaks the record?
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many events are left for him?
I keep thinking of the guy from the 70’s as Something Spinks, buts that’s not it.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spitz (spelling?) is his name
Last race is Saturday night, and it’s a Relay, so for the record he will have to rely on his team to make it happen
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks that would have bugged me all night. I don't get too wound up about spelling.
But I’ve been checking out the other SB sites, and the ones that don’t ask for correct punctuation and all that are such a mess. I didn’t realize how difficult it gets to follow a conversation.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, :30 late.
Can’t remember what the rule is called for Nazi’s being mentioned. I’ve been betting myself, I’m that lame and the M’s are that bad.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have 3 brain cells tasked to remember names.
Apparently they are all busy most of the time. On other projects like remembering my newest favorite beer. Or something.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god for the Canada channel though
Because I don’t want to go home and wait until 10:15 to see history happen. Goddamn NBC and the West Coast tape delay
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad. Blame NBC though
I turned on the Canada channel and caught it Live, and I actually got excited, which I never do for the Olympics. Not sure what to make of that yet
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries. Several co-workers already spoiled it for me anyway.
Trying to avoid breaking news inside a large newsroom is quite difficult.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't imagine why...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if I want to post a link, but just have that short 'link' show up...
Do I hit the link sign in the little toolbar before pasting the link? Before and after? It doesn’t do anything for me when I only hit it once just before pasting the link.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Highlight the words that you want to be the link, then enter the URL in the pop-up window.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For example,
Here is a link to StatCorner. I highlighted “link,” then entered the URL.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free Page Hits Yay!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so you do type the word 'link'. Not trying to be obtuse, just not too savvy on the computer.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I typed the word "link," then highlighted it, then hit the link button, then entered the URL.
You can also just post the full URL and it should auto-link it, but that’s unwise for long links.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Nick Puno has hurt the team tonight...
Though that’s not an exclusive club."
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, we'll score 5 this inning.
And Silva will be bitching his team mates didn’t score 3 more and pick him up.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or that
Fuck Silva
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god for the DP. I'm going to look up stats for the last time the M's had a 20 game loser.
That and the team that had the most 20 game losers. I’m thinking most pitchers that bad don’t get to finish the season. That and teams that lost as many games as the M’s have/will, and finish the season with this many players/pitchers that started the season. Or maybe I should skip it and just swallow a shit ton of anti depressants with my breakfast and pretend I’ve never heard of the M’s.
by dpseadv on Aug 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prozac and Vodka make a good substitute for Cheerios and Milk
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soooooo...
Goddamn this team has pissed me off. A coworker just walked up because he noticed that Washburn was still an M, and since I’m the Mariner fan at work, I was tasked with explaining why. I couldn’t form a coherent sentence. Fuke ’em all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And fuck them all, too
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Aug 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of enjoyed the bottom of the 4th.
by BrianL on Aug 15, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what happened
Checking is not a priority.
by Graham on Aug 15, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long story short
Silva doesn’t miss many bats.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love ESPN sometimes
Carlos Silva gamescore = 5
The ♥ Jose Lopez ♥ Watch - 147 H, 16 BB, 42 G Left
by seattlebruin on Aug 15, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton's laziness knows no bounds.
B.J. Upton was pulled from Friday’s game for apparently failing to hustle while attempting to beat out a double play.
It’s the second time he’s been benched this week. Upton went out to the field before the inning, but just before Matt Garza had finished tossing his warm-up pitches, manager Joe Maddon sent Justin Ruggiano to replace him. Coincidentally, with two outs in the sixth inning, Ruggiano had a line drive bounce off his glove. It was ruled a hit, ending Garza’s bid for a no-hitter.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's only a matter of time before Upton grows some Manny dreadlocks.
by Wilder. on Aug 15, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't have to get it cut or wash his head.
Kills two birds with one stone.
by Wilder. on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron is slugging .500 in his age 35 season
Holy shit.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also Kent/Nomar up the middle has to be the worst defense of all time.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers need to fucking die already.
Goddamnit Milwaukee. Win you assclowns.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.280/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
by Goose on Aug 15, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And helping turn a bad defense into a less-bad one.
I believe acquiring him is what allowed the Brewers to move Braun off third. Not that Bill Hall is going to win a Gold Glove, but still.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but braun can handle left field
and was historical bad at third. I wouldn’t know how to runt he numbers, but my guess is that is worth several wins.
9 = 8
by JI on Aug 15, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, definitely.
It was a huge upgrade just by getting him out there in left. I absolutely loved the Cameron signing, and I had no idea he was going to hit this well, so this is all gravy.
by Teej on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by 























