8/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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Time for some Simpsons Season 3
Accompanied by some gamethread and Gameday.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Have you seen everything up and including Season 5 already?
If so, then you’re caught up.
It’s not bad at all. I think you’ll enjoy it.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Oh god please no. Reid Brignac would be sweet.
But as I said, I doubt the Rays would be willing to give up a chip that sweet.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Are you kidding? Jackson has some sort of an upside
I expect our GM to get something much much worse
Until Jackson learns to strike people out again, his only predictable upside is as a pinata.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I'm nearly certain it isn't.
First of all, I doubt Raul really has been snagged on a waiver claim by the Rays. Even if so, I doubt the Rays can give us enough to justify letting the two draft picks go. Raul is Type A for sure.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Any team.
Think about it, at worst they claim him and the Ms say fine, take him. You owe him a little over a mil and in the end you get two comp picks for it. You don’t even have to play him and that’s a trade ($$ for picks) you make every time.
I know that any team can claim him
But if you look at the grand scheme of things, only a handful of teams would be smart to even attempt to. The Sox for obvious reasons as that’s what they did with Giles, Yankees would because they think they’re still in it and have been decimated by injuries, same story for the Rays if he got that far
Ok then
If you’re a bad team, why would you just ease the suffering by adding a player who might hit only 5th or 6th as mentioned before. yes it would be a dick move for somebody else to claim him because they have nothing to lose, but if everything was logical and teams were smart, the only people who would go and claim him would be contenders who need that extra little bit to get to the playoffs
How about any of the teams behind the Rays who would like nothing more than to prevent them from acquiring him?
That’s what happens all the time. A team like the Sox would put a claim in to block the Rays from getting him.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Sometimes it seems like Raul is our last tenuous connective thread to offensive competence.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Simms confirms Wash has been claimed!
Oh boy this will be epic no matter how it ends.
I think he is talking about the same 'report' we hear.
I fucking hate you Mariners
You've really turned on him, haven't you?
Remember when he was one of our great hopes?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I still love him
But as is the case with all of my other loves in sports, it’s accompanied by incredible hate.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You hated Edgar? The Sens?
The only things I truly hate are Nazis, Communists, and clowns. But especially clowns.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I hate a lot of things about the Sens, yes
And Edgar was a different time for me. Only over the past few years have I become what I am.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Clement should be booed as negative reinforcement
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
SEE?!?!?!?!
OFFSPEED PITCHES ARE GOOD YOU LATIN CLICHE!
Uhh..this team is hopeless.
I fucking hate you Mariners
And shutting out the Netherlands through 3 2/3rds
by Graham MacAree on Aug 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't help but feel that this is the future of sports reporting.
The printed papers are going downhill fast, dinosaurs. I’m not the only guy I know that looks here for news and insight on the M’s. I’m just the only one of the guys I know who thinks it’s a good idea to try and game chat.
Playing for the Netherlands
former Mariner Eugene Kingsale….
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Aug 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup..let's bring up more! We need new blood.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Vern Fonk Rules...
that new commercial may be the best thing, outside of an American Chick Gymnast, on television…
Shi….
Poopi…
Shipoopi!
I hate Brian LaHair
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Fuck that. He had the chance to change his name once he reached the age of majority.
He’s made his bed, let him lie in it.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
We are exactly what the Mariners deserve.
When we (me) become Seahawks fans, we’re awesome.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I hate the Mariners and everybody on the Mariners
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. Fuck 'em all.
I bought my (then 3 month old) son a Mariner shirt for opening day. I sat him on my lap and we watched that great, great day.
I was so excited to get to at least somewhat share my love for baseball with my son. Now I just want him to become a Brewers fan or something.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I'm going to raise my kid to root for failure teams like I do.
I want him to learn at an early age that life is not fair, and that it’s full of unrelenting sadness and gloom.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
That should do it then.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I respect the sentiment
But my father-in-law is a Brewers scout and I love Ryan Braun.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I was raised a Brewers fan, but Selig has made me stop.
My grandfather used to manage/catch for a bush league team in Fruitland, Idaho way back when. Harmon Killebrew played on his team when he was a teenager, then went on to greatness. Selig… my scorn is too great.
That Killebrew story is awesome.
I wish I could go back in time and see the greats from the 40’s, 50’s & 60’s play in order to compare them to present day stars.
Please note that I did not say 70’s. Fuck the 70’s. Too much Joe Morgan.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Ha ha Joe! Too much Yankme's in the 70's.
He gave me a ball signed by Harmon, and Satchel Paige who came through town on a barnstorming tour. He said you couldn’t see the ball after Satchel threw it, you just heard a ziiiiip, and then your hand went numb. About 20 other sigs. from players on the team, but only local farm kids.
Satchel Paige
Is very high on the list of guys I would have loved to see play. There are great stories about that guy. The only signed objects I have that are near and dear to me are a Johnny Bench jersey and a Mariners helmet signed by the entire 1993 team.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Wow! Talk about memorabilia! Johnny Bench is one of my favorites.
I took that baseball to a second grade show and tell. My teacher put it in a drawer in his desk for safe keeping. And later told me it had been stolen. I still think about going back and kicking his ass, but he’s about 80 now. Hopefully with lung cancer and hemorrhoids.
Fail at correctly replying. See above.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Hey, can somebody link me to Jeff's "clown" flowchart?
Google is telling me to go fuck myself, apparently.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
"Spread arms to appear larger, more threatening" = best line.
Either that or “Final Solution.”
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Crap, maybe it's "whack off on corpses."
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Strasburg won't sign if either the M's or Nationals draft him.
He wants to go with the Padres.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
The Nats laugh at your puny attempts at failure.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
A+ for the reference but C- for the execution
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe a change of scenery would help you out
by Graham MacAree on Aug 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HC Lasselsberger Plzen has a crazy fan section
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can take over from you.
But I’m warning you, every alternate series preview will be nothing more than an unbroken string of profanity.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I can't believe there are still another six weeks of this
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate seasons like this for making me long for them to end.
I hate life without baseball on everyday, but I hate my life when shitty baseball is on everyday and I have to care about it.
Seasons like this make me resent being a blogger
I just want to be able to stop watching and turn to the Rays.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you think
easy DP if he makes the turn? I’m on the fence.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
But 1st to 3rd.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Speaking of which, anyone else think Micah Owings should convert from pitcher to anything other than pitcher?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
HR derby thrower?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
He's a serviceable pitcher and he's cheap
by Graham MacAree on Aug 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's really just a bad few months or so.
But he’s gonna get lit up like a Christmas tree pitching in GABP. Conversely, he has the ability to light up GABP like a Christmas tree hitting regularly in GABP.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
It's the damndest thing,
It’s like when Felix starts LH out with cocked fastballs they get ripped.
This hypothesis baffles me.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
This is exactly what we need.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Tampa Bay is fucked if they give up the lead in this game.
I’m beginning to think that Brad Ziegler’s ERA+ will remain infinite for the rest of the season.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Why the fuck is Felix still pitching
I fucking hate you Mariners
Almost as good as the Oakland series early this year
when he homered in the first two games in a row.
the other angels fan
So....
do the M’s still have the “let him go” option on Washburn or does that have to be done right away when he’s claimed?
Pinch run.
Oh wait we don’t have a backup outfielder yippee.
Out of the 1056 games he's played, he's logged 65 in the outfield.
Not an outfielder.
Almost as awesome as Turk's Irish Brother dance.
“Top o’ the mizzle to ya me nizzles!”
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
We at Looking Landing believe that children are annoying
And also that the wave sucks.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Big Daddy Vladdy - while annoying - fits him
Mighty Maicer is just an embarrassment.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
They can still get Felix a win!
Oh wait, not anymore.
LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
I'm still keeping an eye out for Clement's next fuck up
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why aren't you watching the Olympic baseball game.
It is better.
by Graham MacAree on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Requires Silverlight installation for my Mac
Too much effort.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Institutional dumbassery.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I'm not actually sure
It blew my mind when I first read that article, but now that I’m looking out for them, you see them all the time.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a fan of their gold.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what a Cuban-made pastrami sandwich would taste like
besides heroin on bread.
It's only 5-4?
What really makes me worry about being able to make it 6 more weeks is when they expand the rosters. Who in the hell they going to bring up that’s worth watching? Aside from Tui?
They're not even close to ready yet though, from what I'm reading.
Not like it matter the way this team is collapsing. They might be better than some of the people on the field right now.
It was a joke about this team rushing prospects
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beyond humor at this point. Really.
Might as well bring them up, I don’t even know if Fields has signed yet, but what the hell, let them see the life they could have if they make it. Then again, maybe keeping them as far away from this team as possible is a better idea.
KENDRICK
BUT HUDLER HAS CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, I think closers as consistent(YAY JOE MORGAN) as Franky are harder to find than you think.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
K-Rod: 3.69 tRA
Worth 3 runs over average this season so far.
Did anyone see Green drop down on that 3-1 pitch?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Sorry, fucked up the reply button again.
Was making fun of Sexy Rexy and his infinite douche train.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Perhaps the point is that nobody wants to hire people who choose to follow the Mariners
How smart could we possibly be?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It was defensible at the time I made the decision
and this just proves my loyalty.
Loyalty means nothing in the world of today
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
When the Mariners win the 2135 World Series
Your great-great grandchildren will think fondly of your loyalty.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Good thing Frankie isn't a complete tool or anything.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
God I want Ichiro to power swing this motherfucker.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
"So why not sacrifice them over"
WEHFIOAESHFAOISJFASFJNAWEOIUFNASOIFNAIOWFAWEOPIFHAWEOIUFHHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLERHITLER
Scosciaiaiacscaia bitching about a call?
Where’s the surprised face?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
This is like every fucking save that Rodriguez ever gets.
Walks, line-outs, Torii Hunter climbing the wall, etc.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Yep, just like Willie
except for the whole extra base hit thing. I’m sure Willie will teach him to go for the bunt single in that situation next time.
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING SAVE RECORD YOU SPASTIC COCKY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Aug 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
SUCK IT YOU MONKEYS
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Leave Yuni out of this
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
QUIT FALLING OFF THE GOD DAMN MOUND I HOPE YOUR FUCKING ARM BREAKS!!!!!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Ahahahaa fuck you rodriguez.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
I turned Howl on when K-Rod came in
I found his antidote!
K-ROD CANNOT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF A PENNANT RACE!
THIS PROVES IT!
FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT WALLOW IN YOUR FALIURE YOU MISERABLE FUCKER!!!! GO CRY AT DISNEYLAND WITH YOUR GAY ASS FANS!!!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Present Angel fans are excluded
from previous classification.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
TRADE TRADE TRADE!!!!!!!
RAUL CAN HELP YOU WIN IN THE PLAYOFFS WHOEVER CLAIMED HIM
AHAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T GET THE SAVE BECAUSE FOR ONCE I DIDN'T GET LUCKY AS SHIT SO I'LL BITCH
AT THE UMP JUST LIKE MY FAT FUCK MANAGER LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY MY NAME IS FRANKIE RODRIGUEZ!!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I submit the inclusion of a new category
Saves
Blown saves
Blown saves against Seattle
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I see your category and raise you one
Wins
Losses
Wins vs. Seattle (worthless)
Wins vs King Felix (worth 2)
Welcome to Anaheim.
Come for the racist animation kingdom, stay for the rats and shallow vapid people.
I know you would
but I imagine the people at the stadium are the same people who’re all about him being the best closer in baseball.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HE SAVED THE 2007 ALL STAR GAME HE IS SOOOOO GOOD OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT IT'S ONLY THE 6TH INNING BUT
THE HILLS IS COMING ON I NEED TO LEAVE!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
2-3-4 hitters due up
Either way, we’re not going much longer.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hip Hip
Jarrod Washburn confirmed that he was told today that he’s been claimed on waivers.
-Dave Cameron
What percentage of K-Rod's strikes are of the looking variety?
I watch him pitch, and I have no idea why people swing. It all seems to break into the dirt.
33% (career)
27% is the league average
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely hilarious
Now just don’t go too long into extras. Some of us are still recovering from the meteor shower.
I have to write and sleep and hold a job
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
jobs are overrated
you should just get federal grant monies to drive highways
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Hey it's a bitch when you're trying to win a game and someone catches your hard hit ball
isn’t it Torrii?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Rumor: Morrrow coming back to close.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Imadeitup.com
I fucking hate you Mariners
My playlist turned over to Black Sabbath right when Putz entered.
I think the Mariners will win every game as long as I play BRMC on a continual loop.
shit shit shit
Missed Tex’s at bat, what was the pitch count when he went yard? My gameday is eff’d.
When I see Mark Teixeira's face, the word that comes to mind is "douchechill"
He just LOOKS like a prick. I dunno, maybe I’m being unfair.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I yield to no man when it comes to my hatred of every Red Sox player except maybe Schilling.
And yet I think Teixeira is more of an asshole than Pedroia. At least Pedroia’s teammates apparently like him. Word was that Teixeira was a dark unhappy presence in the Rangers’ clubhouse.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I'm just basing it on appearance, not actual personality
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am too. As dickish as Pedroia looks, Teixeira looks way more dickish.
Though to be fair Papelbon outdicks them both.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Absolutely, irrefutably, 100% right.
That photo fairly screams “White Power Bill.”
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Youk looks like a philosophy major just tryin' to pay for school. He's cool with me.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
In a live-action Simpsons film, Youkilis plays Snake
“Oh-ho! Goodbye student loan payments!”
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I'm not the one in control here
This is entirely their fault.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Try as I might, I just can't bring myself to hate Torii Hunter.
Sure, he’s a bit a of a gladhander, but fuck it…he’s a likable dude. Grossly overpaid, but hey good for him.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
He does seem like one of those guys who has a ton of fun playing the game
like Beltre.
the other angels fan
Golden Sombrero? Hey, a free hat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I just saw a Chinese athlete hilariously botch his dismount from the rings at the Olympics
You think the Chinese government euthanizes their losing athletes? That would be totally cool if so.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
That makes me sad.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Skate or die, dudes!
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Roller Derby should be an Olympic sport.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The LL Coll J version, I assume?
The original is awesome.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Never saw the LL Cool J one, for obvious reasons.
The 70’s one is great.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard a Chinese rower missed one of his heats today because he got the schedule confused.
I’ve got five bucks he’s applying for amnesty in some other country.
This is good/funny to hear
After last night hearing how wonderfully perfect the Chinese woman’s gymnastics team was constantly
Oh, they've blown a lot of stuff tonight.
It makes me feel all patriotic and shit.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I seem to always get on the Olympics bandwagon every 2 years
Including the feelings of being patriotic and GO AMERICA…and all that shit…been rooting for Australia too when the U.S. has no chance…we sucked this year in eventing (equestrian)
I root for Australia pretty much every chance I get.
Every Australian I’ve spent time with has kicked miles of ass and been an incredible drinking buddy.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Haven't done the drinking thing with Aussies yet (am newly 21) but yes, every Aussie I have met has been amazing
And it was the BEST time when I went there…seriously considering trying to move there even tho I hear it’s a bitch for Americans
Where the fuck does this come from?
Is it real? Is it an immensely clever photoshop? I love it for being so perverse.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
How delightfully WRONG.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Some of us have two jobs, one of which being directly dependent on the conclusion of this game
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry I got you covered.
The other day I realized…blah blah….I stopped caring about the Mariners early this season…this game gave me something to care about…Yuni sucks, trade him…Slow Clement….Fuck Frankie he blows hahahaha he sucks.
Picture.
There I just saved you some time. [oh god please don’t box me]
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's cracked the formula!
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so
I think they just seem worse since the only reason we watch is to see the games end.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that a good thing
meaning that, even though we are losing, we take alot of these games to extras.
I enjoy extras
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rays win, btw.
Go Rays.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
There seem to be a lot of Red Sox fans in western Montana, and they seem to be knowledgable.
I’ve been getting a lot of glares directed at my Rays hat.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems there are a lot of BoSox fans EVERYWHERE bwah
You live in Montana? That’s cool! I did some horse shows there…
Nope, just on vacation.
I live in Seattle.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn endorses the MLB.com shop in a way that suggests he doesn't really care about MLB.com or its shop
BJ Upton was supposed to endorse the MLB.com shop but he couldn't summon the energy to create sound with his vocal cords.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
We've been lucky so far
The entries have generally been well done.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Sub audible. You guys need to be more PC around here.
Kidding, but I have these horrible kneejerk reactions to bust out some off color humor that I’ve seen from other people, but would probably not be tolerated from me.
Are you not familiar with the "BJ Upton is lazy" meme?
It’s been raging like a brushfire here on LL recently.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Totally!! Some funny shit, that one about the instructions on his box of food killed me.
I counterpoint it with stupid shit like ‘conservation of motion’. What I really want to say is, ‘Get off my porch. Monkey.’ But I’ve watched ‘Blazing Saddles’ waaaayy to many times. ‘Mash’ the movie also.
Better to stay away from that variety of joke.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
REC'D FOR ACCURACY.
But you know what? We need a new version of this. Tits is not long for this world. Which player is the best candidate to have Joel/Mike & the Bots superimposed over him?
Gotta be Silva, right?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Further proof their are no atheists in foxholes.
You made me spit 7-Up out of my nose with that Fuckthis thing above.
Wow, this is almost as exciting as that Rockies/Padres one-game playoff
Or that Raiders Of The Lost Ark truck sequence.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
I'm getting good at this
Text message exchange:
Mariners! fuck k rod!
[9:39]Me: ahahahahahahaha weeeeeeee
[9:41]Friend: sunshine and lollipops motherfuckers!
[9:44]Me: It'll be spectacular when jj blows this
[9:46]Friend: Espns top story favre has fatigue in throwing arm
[9:46]Me: bahahahaha
[9:47]Friend: santa maria i thought you were laughing about favre
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Retry
(9:38) Friend: Mariners! fuck k rod!
(9:39) Me: ahahahahaha weeeeeeee
(9:41) Friend: sunshine and lollipops motherfuckers!
(9:44) Me: It’ll be spectacular when jj blows this
(9:46) Friend: Espns top story favre has fatigue in throwing arm.
(9:47) Me: ahahahaha
(9:47) Friend: santa maria i thought you were laughing about favre
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is your friend Matt Vasgergian?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
'Santa Maria' is a great tagline.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He's white ina very self aware sort of way, though.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I'm an idiot.
I was thinking this was part of the Wlad discussion below, in which I also made a whiteness joke.
God Damnit
What part of “lost season play the kids!” don’t these fuckers understand?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
JUST BECAUSE HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE WHITE GUY HOW IS THIS NOT RACIST
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
DEFINITIVE PROOF OF RACISM IN BASEBALL, RIGHT THERE.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Damn I'm late. But we're on the same page.
Hilarious.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Fucking brilliant you fucking cocksuckers.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
White Power Tug?
I think a character named “White Power Tug” would be perhaps the most lovable jailhouse skinhead ever.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Yes by all means don't PH the RH with 4 K's on the night.
What. The. Fuck.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Well Fuck me very much then.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Whatever.
Just strikeout for the fifth fucking time.
WWLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
COULDN'T CATCH THAT ONE YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
OKAY WHO HERE EXPECTED THAT?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
That
Was nowhere near the sweet spot of the bat.
Wlad might have some power.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
OH NOES YOUR LEAD WILL SHRINK TO ONLY 14 GAMES.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Well let's be real, that means nothing to you guys
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I know.
Just after you watch a game this long you kinda want the win.
Also, that was more of a Holy Fuck that was a good hit more than Fuck we’re gonna lose.
the other angels fan
It's funny how fast your division lead turned boring
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not August 25th yet.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
IF ONLY FRANKIE RODRIGUEZ WAS CLUTCH THIS GAME WOULD OVER OH WELL LOOK IT'S THE RALLY MONKEY
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Can we send Washburn in to close?
Just for old time’s sake? Maybe he can walk the bases full then give up a tater as a parting gift.
So......
Wlad showed a lot of grit fighting through a rough night there eh?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Grit?
Wladdy Ballgame?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
But he plays whatever position the team asks.
CF, RF, DH, bad first name speller, etc.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Too much power as well.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Have a nice drive home
You air headed shits.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
The roads down here are conveniently extra wide
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but that 57 to the 5 is a bitch.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Ah....I see.
Whoooosh
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Somebody find a good picture of Silva looking downcast on the mound after another massive failure
We need a new MST3K picture.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Silva never looks downcast on the mound on account of he's always giving his best
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd also like a photoshop of someone holding Silva by his neck and slamming him into a wall
Man I wish I knew how to do that stuff.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Biggest reason to hate him?
Id have to go with the fact he gets 50 million dollars while Felix got lowballed.
That or the fact that Silva has very similar features to Judge Elizabeth Halverson.
Its a toss up.
I'm telling you, you gotta put these games under glass, pretend their the whole season.
Dissociation, they teach it in POW training I think.
(-Adj.) 1. the state of mistakenly believing a Jim Bowden-run baseball team will be able to compete
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF man? You just taking shots at me for the fun of it now?
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Ah, didn't even notice the typo at first.
"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Game's over, so...
Kettlehouse Brewing Cold Smoke Scotch Ale is the best Scoth Ale I have ever had. McEwan’s Belhaven, Oskar Blues, blah blah blah…seriously. It’s amazing.
J.K.L.
Oh God, it's so good.
Montana is holding out on us, people. There’s some great beer here that you can’t get anywhere else.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Had that bottled up for a few innings?
Somebody in an off topic thread I missed was asking about a hoppy IPA, I wanted to recommend Big Time Brewery Scarlett Fire.
Ruination, Victory Hop Whallop, Dogfish Head 90 Minute, Speakeasy Big Daddy
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are pretty different.
Try Belhaven Wee Heavy, though
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
For a Scottish Ale, Grant's was all hops, but finished pretty light.
Best finish I’ve ever tasted off an ale, not so much the bitter that follows the hop flavor. Closest I’ve come to finding a close approximation are the IPA’s.
That sounds delicious, but not what I expect from a Scotch Ale.
I want malt, hops, smoke, malt from a Scotch Ale.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It was unique, but maybe I'm biased since it was my first micro brew.
Back in ‘92 everybody (underage) in Yakima was drinking Keystone Light, $3.69 a 12 pack. People would bum beers like crazy, so I started drinking Grant’s, like the 3rd micro brew in the state, located right there in town. Everybody hated it, I acquired a taste for microbrews… I could seriously padded a 401k with the money…
Eeek Keystone Light is the good stuff
For shotguns and beer pong anyway…
In Pullman (WSU) Busch Light is the “Pullman Water”
Ha! No kidding, but that bar on the corner downtown had some good selection.
Can’t remember the name of it, I rented a studio on Oak St from the guy that owns it. My whole crowd should have probably started our own AA group. Not like there’s anything else to do there except ski. Oh, and study.
LAAAAAAMEEEEE!!!
LAMELAMELAMELAMELAME
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 13, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad you LA fuckers.
It’s ok, USC football starts soon you can jump back on that bandwagon.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Yuni saw that and started screeching
They don’t like to see their own
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine what Yuni would do if he saw one of these:

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."
Yuni's future wife:

Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If I make noise..
Budweiser will come? Well okay…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Aug 14, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions

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