8/13- Offtopicablueza

And my key was a chip key that costs 115$ to make (bullshit). Instead I opted to put a button hidden under a hole in the front fender that triggers the door locks. Cost me all of 5$ for the waterproof button and 20 mins to put it in. Also it doesn’t help thieves because my car needs the chip key, or the computer won’t allow the car to start.

Win-win! (Except for the bastard Mitsu dealer that doesn’t get to make 90$ on a 15$ key + 10$ in labor time)

Are you assholes on commission, or get yelled at if you don’t hound every single person that comes into the store until they spit at you and walk out? That’s the first and foremost reason I never come close to one if I can help it.

Every time I go into a RS, some lobotomy patient that thinks he knows something about electronics saunters up to me and proceeds to ignore what I say I need, and tries to sell me the latest and greatest sirius unit, or some crappy JVC TV, or even worse than AT&T phone.

I can yell at the person, tell them that if I need help around their phone booth of a store I’ll look for a more capable sherpa, and tell them that, no I won’t give them my fucking phone number, I don’t swing that way, look for an uglier male that might be more in their expectations.

Please tell me that you aren’t all like that, because I haven’t found one yet.

Normally all I have is my laptop for work or one of my saxophones when I’m gigging, and those never stay in the car if I’m not in it.

If it would pass inspection, I would have replaced my horn and driver’s airbag for a touchscreen with a HUD. Unfortunately, NJ inspection law doesn’t allow things such as this.

I had $300.00+ worth of bowling equipment stolen out of my car about a year ago. Theives will take anything in a bag, and find out if it’s valuable to them later. I hope the bastards wear an 8 1/2 shoe, and have the exact same size hands and fingers as I do, otherwise my stuff was no good to them.

Thankfully I only had one ball and my shoes in a single bag in my car, but unfortunately that was the ball and shoes I needed for league 4 days later. I had to beg and bribe the pro shop to get me new ones in time. That led to a horribly drilled ball, but I bought a new one a few month’s later anyway.

I always figured I’d read a newspaper article about some kids dropping my ball off an overpass (or maybe find it in a nearby ditch), but I never saw it again.

Every time he opens his mouth. How is he still on the air?

Or used to? Those are two largely different things. Just because he was local doesn’t mean he was close, or it didn’t take any time.

Did you at least “tip” him?

I am quite excited to get off work

And then throw him under said bus.

and Lee wants both

And is Olney the only one reporting that someone put a waiver claim in on Washburn?

Hey… wait…

Don’t forget to flip out and make a bunch of accusations when people tell you your diary sucks. Preferably without any capitalization, grammar, or thought.

Jeff took the fall.

They’ll ship top reliever prospect Brandon Morrow to the Mariners for him