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Tampa Bay Rays at Seattle Mariners, Aug 10, 2008 1:10 PM PDT


Willie --> DL with an exploded hamstring, Tuglett recalled

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - R.A. Dickey 3-6 20 11 0 0 0 0 88.2 96 43 43 10 38 48 4.36 1.51

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Edwin Jackson 8-7 22 22 0 0 0 0 130.0 129 62 61 16 57 75 4.22 1.43

Edwin Jackson is sort of like Vicente Padilla if you take Padilla's glacially slow game pace and fill all the downtime with balls.

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So Carl and Evan have both been hurt this series.

I think we were tight guys, what’s going on here?

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This series hasn't been awful for you guys, has it?

Outside of SRQMan, I don’t think any dead memes have appeared.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 10, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only did it once

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Aug 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did.

But your bullpen made me think it was a wink-nod relationship.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 10, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silva's contract was terrible as is.

I had no idea he would make it seem insufferably worse by being such a cancerous asshole. Does anyone know if he pulled this crap with the Twins?

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the White Sox are just pounding Clay Buchholz.

Their lineup reminds me of the Griffey/Jay/Edgar/A-Rod days.

by Wilder. on Aug 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a dream.

I have a dream where the White Sox or the Twins keep both the Yankees and the Red Sox out of the postseason (via the WC).

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wlad in center?

and Reed in left?

That’s what I’m seeing on Yahoo!

...then again it is Yahoo!

MTV Cribs justifies most illegal music downloading.

by Brick on Aug 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yahoo! is right

the site lineup widget is broken.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes no sense

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Aug 10, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just want to point out, before everything goes to shit, that John Lannan is a badass lacking control.

No-hitter through five versus the Brewers. But 6K to 4BB. Still, he’s the one pitcher in the Nats rotation who I can see as a part of the franchise going forward. Very nice rookie season.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blastings Thrilledge!

Or rather, dink Singleledge! 1-0 Nats.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I can always get mildly enthusiastic for the Dicktator.

Just try getting me into it for Washburn, Silva, or Tits.

I DARE YOU TO TRY MOTHERFUCKER.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Dickey time!!

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 10, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tugglet confirmed for brawl?

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 10, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Prepare for a casual game thread

bunch of people at the ballpark today.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wearing Rays gear?

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 10, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have flown up for this game.

My parents have been begging me to come stay with them for a week.

by Wilder. on Aug 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Clement is great at Defense

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh jeffie, we still love you.

I have eight watches. None of them are fake.

by RafaelCarmona22 on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Jeffrey

That was silly.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DIE CLEMENT.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff is trying to fit it with the other middle infielders

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course it's a passed ball, Dave

It hit the middle of his glove.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY CLEMENT.

BUY A BIGGER GLOVE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy smokes!

The ghost of Joe Dimaggio is back!

by Wilder. on Aug 10, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike three my arse.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DICKED ON.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today is a very, very sad day.
Meanwhile, Willie Bloomquist was put on the 15-day DL with a right hamstring pull he suffered running out a double-play ball in the 10th last night. Tug Hulett was called up from Tacoma to take his roster spot. Jim Riggleman said before the game, “It’s a very significant pull. I don’t know if we’ll see Willie the rest of the year.”

If that’s the case, that could be the end of the Willie Bloomquist era in Seattle. He is a free agent after the season and has made noises about exploring an opportunity in the National League, where playing time might be more plentiful.

Per Larry Stone.

by BrianL on Aug 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does He?

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

I don’t even know who we are talking about anymore.

by Wilder. on Aug 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noooooooooo

They can’t let Willie go! He’s from Port Orchard!

by PLU Tim on Aug 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Hell...

there are pitchers dropping like flies. If Lee P can’t flip Wash’s contract for something moderately juicy at this point he’s a bloody fool.

by PLU Tim on Aug 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Joe's Tracer still exist?

Shouldn’t it be Pitch F/X sponsored by Joe’s? Because their ‘tracer’ is a piece of shit.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Ichiro....

goes 0-fer in all of Silva’s starts for the next 4 years. When Silva flips out about it, Ichiro should tell him that he’s trying to hit homeruns for him because 2-3 singles are considered mere “stat padding”.

by PLU Tim on Aug 10, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez never, ever catches that.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Ibanez got a good jump on it"

Umm Dave?
One that is Reed and two the good jump means it is someone other than Ibanez.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

87 mph fastball.

Nice velocity from Dickey.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LaHair sucks

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Past a diving Sexson

Wait a minute.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Aug 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WIlly Aybar pretended that ball was his wife.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did it for WFB

Willies stick together you know.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boston Inning Summary
- J. Ellsbury flied out to left
- D. Pedroia walked
- D. Ortiz walked, D. Pedroia to second
- J.D. Drew walked, D. Pedroia to third, D. Ortiz to second

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edwin jackson = Next Randy Johnson

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see Livan today?

It’s to the point where I can’t even laugh anymore. I truly feel bad for him. He needs to just go away, and remember the kinda-good days.

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those 9 ER don't matter if he gets the win

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look.

LaHair sucks.

by BrianL on Aug 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Every other game on MLB.tv is working fine, though. I think they’re trying to tell us something.

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look.

LaHair sucks.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So if the White Sox hold on...

AL division leaders:

TB
MIN
LAA

Wild Card:

Boston
Chicago (1 GB)
NYY (3-4 GB)

Yes…yes….

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to get greedy

one of BOS/NYY missing out should be enough. But there’s the potential for so much more…

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've waited years and years for this to happen...

...please lord Jesus, make it happen now.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lazy

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ Upton thinks Hot Pockets are too labor-intensive

He just leaves them out on the counter after the Peapod delivery man finishes unloading and eats them lukewarm.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJ Upton doesn't bother eating because it requires too many muscle groups.

He just lies down in his hyperbaric chamber-bed and hooks the IV up to his arm.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can bet your sweet bippy that we will.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jackson

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll box you.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

....

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can just rub some dirt on it

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus god...how does an injury like that even happen?

N.B. Never post this picture again.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why you don't cross the streams

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up FSN.

You hired New York Vinnie.

by BrianL on Aug 10, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That they did

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose so!

That thought hadn’t even occurred to me. I’ve been assuming that the Rays will prevent either the Yankees or Red Sox from being in the playoffs, but for both to miss out on October? The mind boggles.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it won't happen.

I am sure, one of the teams will get “hot”, and make it to the postseason. Kind of like how Boston got “hot” in the ALCS last year and made it to the world series.

JI/Robert '08!

by Fin on Aug 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beeeej

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate life.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly. Stanislavski or bust.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate life.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit it's not my fault! I'm hitting "post" once!

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit it's not my fault! I'm hitting "post" once!

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that it...fuck this shit.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Because Lopez is the biggest problem on the team right now.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know this is a common complaint among bitching fans,

but the Mariners seem to be way more effective at the plate against good pitchers than they are against shitty ones.

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When you swing at everything,

you hit strike-throwers better.

by Faux on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

For a guy who walks a lot of guys, Edwin Jackson certainly isn’t walking a lot of guys today.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Riggleman is sending a message.....

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What angered me the other night

was on Friday, when Riggleman shit on the performance of LaHair, Wlad, and Clement after they all had solid games.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They aren't veterans though

He’s probably not too happy having to start 3-4 “kids” every game, and not including having RRS in the rotation now and not having much experience in the bullpen.

JI/Robert '08!

by Fin on Aug 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JISE LOPEZ = BJ UPTON

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez since the break

.352/.379/.528

Mariners: Still dumb.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ask this as a serious question:

A healthy Willie at 2B makes that same play. Any benching?

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie has had PLENTY of defensive disasters.

I recall one in CF about a month ago that had me laughing my ass off.

Punishment avoided because it’s easier for him to talk to Riggleman after the game?

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't really call it disastrous

He should’ve made those plays, yes. But a lot of them were pretty difficult.

by OlSalty on Aug 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PETE ROSE WOULD HAVE WALKED.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erm..."RUN"

Wow, I’m really off my game today.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tugger!

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Clement

But if we’re sending messages he’s played like balls today. Might as well yank him too

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

That’s Miguel Olivo pt. 2

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know that's my point.

This is all bullshit.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it is =(

The type of action that makes me confident that this team will never improve.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taken out of context

Sims: “She’s looking for action. Hahaha! She knows how to appeal to your generosity.”

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Per FSNFL

Lopez was pulled for lack of effort on a grounder.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Both not white

Therefore easily scapegoated.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking white people.

Ruining this country since 1776.

by R.J. Anderson on Aug 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruining Running this country since 1776.

JI/Robert '08!

by Fin on Aug 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll be sleeping under me tonight.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AD reference can never become dead memes.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*referenceS

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit I hate this team.

Why in the fuck do they have their head so far up their ass?

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Aug 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Riggans your thingans

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Dickey

Facing a BJ wore him out.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True dat

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw it

I’m reading a book.

Hope you’re happy, Mariners.

by katal on Aug 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better yank Baldelli

he’s not recovering from that one for weeks.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd been in Vegas for the last week

Got back late last night, and here I am at work on a dreary Sunday in Seattle, watching this >:(

At least I had the opportunity to try some delicious Stone IPA while I was down there, of all places. Soooo good

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't bother giving the umps so much credit for that, Blowers

Lucky guess. There’s no way they knew what happened.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerk

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Aug 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's one thing to argue the call,

it’s another to take it back into the dugout and mutter to yourself for 10 minutes. It didn’t go your way, deal with it.

by Faux on Aug 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Racist.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

SALT LAKE CITY (Associated Press)— A woman who made news around the world when she had five pups cloned from her beloved pit bull Booger looked very familiar to some who saw her picture: She’s the same woman who 31 years earlier was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baleeted.

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every Mormon's secret fantasy.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or wait, maybe it's just mine.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Brian or JI?

They have the perfect comeback for this.

by Faux on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe I have that tie.

6$ from a discount place. What a cheap bastard. Also, fucking shave.

by Faux on Aug 10, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither do we

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Aug 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tits warming up, me leaving.

Pool party* in Escondido!

*party = me swimming.

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

D'oh!

Walk-off by the Brewers.

by ThundaPC on Aug 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look upon their hopelessness and despair.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, not again.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what's causing it.

Whether it’s the slowness of the site or my crappy internet connection or my own manual error.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look upon their hopelessness and despair.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn these Nats

they’re so good at being bad.

by marinerdan on Aug 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's raining in Beijing.

I can’t believe firing smoke bombs into the clouds didn’t work.

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Headline on CBS for yesterday's game:
Garza again bad against bad team

by Teej on Aug 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"STP is me. He can do everything I can do." - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Aug 10, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right.

Screw this, I’m going off to listen to some Scott Walker and watch some Mr. Show.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've noticed that my screen is frequently failing to auto-update the thread in the last few days.

I think that’s tied into what the problem is here. Maybe I need to empty my cache or something?

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps?

Don’t believe it’s a problem with the site.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least the Rays AL East lead will now extend to 4.5 games over the goddamn Sox.

"Maybe Chief has to go and grab somebody from his neck and throw him into the wall."

by esoteric on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays get Oakland for 3 games

They’ve lost 11 of their last 12 games.

by ThundaPC on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees lose

Soon to be 8.5 back of Tampa Bay.

by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm....

Riggleman is not going to talk about Lopez until he talks to him first.

by ThundaPC on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants win?

On an error, for that matter.

by Faux on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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