Warrior
Batista has suffered through his share of maladies this season, ranging from a sore back in spring training to a pulled groin and foot issues. But he was quick to point out that he hasn’t missed any games because of those injuries.
"This is frustrating. It's embarrassing. I'm supposed to be helping the team win, but the way I'm pitching, it's not helping. I have to make sure I get myself healthy before I go out there again, because I'm the only guy trying to pitch through it. Everybody else, every time they feel pain, they go on the DL, or they take a rest, and I haven't."
UPDATE -- Miguel Batista came out of the game with what the team says is a right groin strain, three pitches into the bottom of the third.
Way to go, stupid.
RRS for starter.
Post-bases-clearing-double update: shut up I don't care
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It still stands that lefties are sexy over here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're just prejudice against righthanded people.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they write, throw and hit so adorably. I can'ts help it.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer him not being able to hear over the sound of how awesome he is.
That picture is better.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell he's a lefty in that picture.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Napoleon complex
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like can't get the colour of bass I want complex
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh goddamn it.
Dealt with them when I worked at Mills. Great instruments, but absolutely terrible customer support.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that this has anything to do with anything
but I have a Ken Smith bass. Its very nice :D
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truth
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Badass
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea so many LL'ers were lefties.
Intriguing.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's because we're just naturally better.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista Repost
UPDATE—Miguel Batista came out of the game with what the team says is a right groin strain, three pitches into the bottom of the third.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A HOME RUN
HE ONLY HITS MEANINGLESS SOLO HOME RUNS
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lefties suck...the righty got the rbi.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just stated fact....a righty got the basehit to score a righty. And the lefty hit into a double play
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGZ NO POLITICS!!!()))@
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Jeff, my girlfriend claims that my sport goggles are indeed sexy.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
East Coast Bias
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really, she also claims I'm an ugly bastard who's lucky to have her.
I cannot argue with her whens he says this.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She find you on CL?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I nevr realizeed before how frustrating it is to watch a game thread without audio.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just make sucking noises and its will the sound the same
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And once again I didnt realize who I was talking too...
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAAH
Dear Robert,
Don’t Change.
Sincerely,
LL
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know LL signed people's yearbooks!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got an online stamp..so we don't have to physically sign stuff.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will let her bogart my subscription
I’m barely using it
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never ever use mine
I just share it with a Cards fan so I can’t even use it to follow my second team.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOLA
Are you using Safari? I think they have tabs turned OFF by default. Press Option , to open up preferences and turn them on.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's firefox.
When I push option t nothing happens.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gah
I’m sorry, its Apple Key – T. I keep thinking they’re the same in my head. So everywhere I said option I meant Apple Key.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blank tab!
Now what if I want to right click a link like i usually do?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hold down the apple key
and click the link.
Or maybe its option key. I don’t actually look at the keyboard anymore to remember these things.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTON
Suck it Anaheim
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dahahahha
...I don’t like how Weaver’s ERA is approaching good again.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew's keys of the game:

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
It's like he was poured into that suit
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is the lighting!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've established you're not wearing pants.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surveys conducted in my bedroom confirm it raises the sexiness by 47%
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems to be a low percentage.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That smile is pretty close to Kreuger's
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the animorphs were just his rookie struggles
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd rec'd rec'd
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The THIRD?!?
Ha, the Cardinals beat you tonight!
Their starter couldn’t even get out the FIRST!
by craig3410 on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEAN THAT FUCKER
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute
Vidro doubled?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK THIS
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened? I stopped watching
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone please say what is going on.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases Clearing Double...
Clement got plowed at the plate.
by PLU Tim on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So strange to see people care about this game
I mean, RRS and all, but… whatever. They strung together a few singles.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 9, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I care about Jeffie...more than Graham.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEAN HANAHAN IN THE FACE
He had the whole back end of the plate…and at the last minute jumped shoulder first back towards Clement..BEAN him in the eyeball.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am going to blame this on RRS being exhausted
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are suffocating him...that's what I'll blame it on.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three days rest since his last start.
He looked pretty good for the first inning and change he was in.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so.
He started on Sunday, didn’t he? Went five frames.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Monday = 0 days’ rest
Tuesday = 1 days’ rest
Wednesday = 2 days’ rest
That’s how I’ve always thought of it, although I can see what you mean. Whatever the case, he hadn’t thrown as many pitches as he did on Sunday in forever, so…I’m going with this as my excuse.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If clement wasn't so slow he could have gotten out of the way
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If it's not the time..we can always go for puns.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I broke another computer looking for my jpeg.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are supposed to click on them..you don't have to beat them out of a computer
But seriously…how’d you break it?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure. I was trying to click the photo for image location and forgot I'm using a non-PC.
Then it got stuck.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he had to prepare his swing for his next at bat..so he had to stay near the plate.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to throw things at your head the next time you're at LL softball
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel as if the Wlad! crowd is natural enemies with Clement fans
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement is clearly better though.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shift to the bullpen...
jesus what else will be commercialized. “And Sexson’s itchy nuts are brought to you by gold bond.”
by Omerta on Jul 9, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Predictable.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were LFOJL I would put you in the penalty box
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 9, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Predictable.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amazed that Butthol hasn't photoshopped that jpeg yet.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually fuck that its a brilliant idea if executed right
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was working off the butthol theme
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could have been phrased better.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did the Braves score 9 runs yesterday?
More importantly how did they get 5 off Chad Billingsley? Their offense seems kinda bad all of a sudden…
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a foul ball, isn't it?
Hands are part of the bat.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess who will die slowly?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catcher ERA...
Now there’s a meaningful stat….
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK I just saw the Hannahan hit
and what the fuck?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, the critical component of our offense!
Defensive errWHOOOOOOOOOO LIOPEZ!
by Omerta on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, good string of hits here.
DAMN Ichiro is fast.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit Ichiro...you shoulda nailed Suzuki!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get your hitting and rbi's before the break Lopez.....
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro should have pummelled Suzuki!
Except he hates to be touched
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did Suzuki do... that everyone
wants Ichiro to punish him? Or is it just because they share the same last name?
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently you didn't see Clement get creamed for no good reason
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blanton didn't walk Ibanez
PROTECTION!!!!!!!
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GIFFFFFFFFFF
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, they didn't walk Vidro
Does that mean Beltre is protecting Vidro?
I confused.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, they didn't walk Vidro
Does that mean Beltre is protecting Vidro?
I confused.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So if Willi's slide is grit defined,
was that slide/play ‘character’ defined?
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
I don’t care that Raul didn’t touch the plate….That was interference when Suzuki reached back with his arm. That should have been called anyways.
by PLU Tim on Jul 9, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So is this gamethread part two?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't Suzuki kinda look like Rufio from Hook?
by 88fingerslukee on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks more like the guy I saw at the pound the other day
With a fork in one hand and a knife in the other.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm allowed this joke forever
My neighbors are Japanese. They set cat traps. They’ve captured 2 of my cats, and I’m almost certain they eat them.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure your not
But jokes about your dead friend should be ok.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punctuation is the least of their worries
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was not my friend
and Asian feline eating jokes are my property.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might want to get a new property.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preferably farther away from ground zero than where your friends were located
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Many blocks away..might find some of their remains. SCAVENGER HUNT!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for the cat eating, my neighbors are very nice
I’m not moving, unless you want a roommate
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Except for the cat eating, my neighbors are very nice"
is my new favorite sentence ever.
by acblue on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder why I don't want a roommate.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could fill you spare time with roommate drama and pillow fights.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why my roommate is male. Much less drama.
I was just rejecting the offer above.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When my mom was young
some car hit a dog, and she said her neighbors took the dog into their home and ate it. She grew up in Asia though, so I guess this helps your point.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They farm dogs there to eat them
I can understand that, it’s like livestock. You’d think someone would feel bad about eating another’s pet though. I mean seriously, go to the store and buy a bag of porkchops.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this thread closed yet? Can I be an honorary mod and close it?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've played too integral a part of this subthread to close it
It should be someone outside the circle.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should fly a plane into their house
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll fly a plane into your face
vous et un embetant jerkwad
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I went back and watched that movie a couple of years ago
and it SUCKED.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookee lookee I got FUCK YOU WEGNER
I TRY AND BRING SOME STYLE TO YOUR DREARY LITTLE WORLD AND THIS IS MY REWARD?!
by Omerta on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure this is funny but I'm not getting the reference.
by 88fingerslukee on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rufio got screwed by the ump.
It was a reach to begin with.
by Omerta on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the freezecam showed he was def out
But hey, we need a break sometime…however we can get runs haha
by Smith18 on Jul 9, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either this is the biggest gif in the history of man
or Tinypic is broken.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers took another perfect game into the 7th?
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a deep-rooted hatred for both.
Stemming from my Giants/Cards love.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Lowe has been dealing today.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing that baffles me
is how Billingsley got rocked. He’s the best pitcher on the team easily.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saw the replay of Raul running into home...beautiful stuff.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement is a very goofy looking guy.
We would be mocking him furiously for his redneck mien were he on the Angels.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement is fucking awesome
Fuck you
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is awesome indeed. Just goofy looking.
Many of baseball’s finest players have been goofy lookin’ redneck dudes. It’s no shame.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Clement is fucking beautiful
Fuck you
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss something here? You're in love with him because...?
The only M’s player I have an unrequited mancrush on is Felix. Although I’d be willing to let Beltre come over for 2:00 AM booty calls.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would be gay for Cairo?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going gay for Hyphen.
Except me, of course.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Trix rabbit?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gay for Morrow = understandable.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not until that slut learns another secondary pitch.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has other pitches. 3 other pitches.
It’s just that while he’s in the bullpen, his fb is so awesome he doesn’t need another pitch.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you are catching, I don't think you'll need more than the heat
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must not live among the rednecks if you think that is redneck.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very true. I hail from rednecky roots, but a generation removed into snootyville.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know see where you get your batting ability.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plays at home plate
Jack Hannahan: “ROWRL!! OUTTA THE WAY!! COMING THROUGH!!!!”
Raul Ibanez: “Oh, excuse me. Terribly sorry. Don’t mind me, I’ll just pass on through here. Have a nice day.”
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suzuki did reach around to grab Raul.
That technically is interference, yes?
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh dear
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have to think so...
I think that block in itself should have been ruled interference. There is blocking the plate, but that was “boxing out” like a power forward in the NBA would do. That’s pretty much a one notch away from just laying down on the plate.
by PLU Tim on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My life is a bit easier knowing that Barton sucks.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I think his hair is about as sweet-looking as hair can get.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm linking it from a website...
I don’t know how to make an image smaller… How do I link images from my computer?
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your statement above contradicts this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I hadn't used my lol [childish] rolf joke up.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it would fit so well here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mom is still acceptable.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap my computer flipped out again...and for ugly hurdlers?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The beard guy is what I'm talking about
for sweet hair. Famligietti, the sweetest American steeple chaser in the world.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a steeple chaser...
notice how he’s jumping over a barrier and a water pit… not a hurdle.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never cared.
Running in circles for any reason is beyond my comprehensions.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's slightly less boring that watching cars drive in circles.
by Jed MC on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But at least that's a sport!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once knew a steeple chaser
He painted our house. His name was Jeb. That is all.
by 88fingerslukee on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tracks aren't circles..
their two semi circles with a rectangle in between.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, do the hurdles count as defense and thus make it a sport in Graham's eyes?
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barriers...
the name of the event is steeple-chasing… not sure why…
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things you can easily jump over make shitty barriers.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thus not being defences and therefore not a sport.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it was connected to Graham.
Besides, I might as well kiss ass to all the overlords.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, but if you have to run 2 miles
and jump over them 32 or so times, with 7 of those having a pool of water after the barrier, it gets hella tiring. Also, it hurts like a mother to catch your knee on one. I once saw a guy hit his knee on a barrier, fall head first into the water (5 feet deep at the deep end). He just lay in the water, then crawled out, and lay on the inside of the track and quit.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUST BECAUSE THINGS ARE DIFFICULT DOESN'T MAKE THEM SPORTS
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drum and Bugle corps is difficult, but it is not a sport.
Even though I think it is.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I saw that on ESPN
last fall. It was boring as hell, but I was at work, so it at least provided me with more entertainment than work would.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would too
It makes me happy that I’ll never see another one in my life
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Spelling Bee is tough and it's on ESPN.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logging contests & strongest man competitions?
Sports?
by Jed MC on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if the Strong Man competition
required the final two contenders to beat the crap out of each other in the end?
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, UFC is debating
but they’re debating with their fists, not words.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sitting at the bar yesterday, I was forced to watch three screens of poker.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was aafter I drank a beer too strong to be bottled in the states.
And then proceeded to tell the bartender why they shouldn’t show poker on ESPN.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime Ibanez runs towards the corner to get a ball I'm reminded as to why they put padding up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.....Doogie Houser is telling me to buy Old Spice.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Neil Patrick Harris very, very openly gay?
That makes the commercial even funnier.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 9, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about very very openly,
but he is openly.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the difference?
I’m very very openly straight
by 88fingerslukee on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? I didn't know that.
He should be in more shows or movies or just get more air time. He’s one of the funniest guys around right now.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton KO'd F-Rod?
Josh Hamilton is my hero.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
It’s kind of funny to look at the Mariners box score so far and see zeroes all the way down the walk column. Kind of.
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Arthur Rhodes is a lot better than I thought he'd be 4 months ago
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pleasantly surprised as well.
Except when he falls asleep on his arm.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't let Robert know you think that.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I really didn't want to come back.
This is exactly why.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why thank you Coach!
I would have been quite upset to find that somebody thinks that way!
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does anybody right handed play for the A's?
Ever? At least offensively.
by PLU Tim on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want you to know coach that I treasure every comment you make here like a little teacup.
I lost you before but by god I wont be losing you again.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
I’m smoking crack there. I remembered him as a switch hitter. Right then.
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Babe Ruth? Was he right handed?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Beltre aimed that better he wouldn't have had to run so hard.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unclutch, overpaid bust.
TRADE HIM FOR DOTEL!
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad we fell out of the race
We could have traded Clement for Brian Fuentes.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My only memory of Brian Fuentes is a horrible, horrible start he had against Anaheim.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember him owning Raul Ibanez so bad in July of 06
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...I could have sworn he got blown apart in a start.
Maybe I’m thinking of Nageotte
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement always has 2 strikes on him...wtf
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I set that one on a tee for you.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more AAA raping
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the players on the Dominican / Venesuelan M's teams already signed?
Or do the various teams sponsor leagues and teams to develop talent?
by Jed MC on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is getting really annoying. WTF is wrong with Clement?
by basebliman on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your lack of faith in him.
He finds it disheartening. Now go home right now and begin to have faith.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might be using a right-handed bat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's slow to adjust to new leagues
This happened when he was promoted to AAA too
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement seems to strike out often...
...and not hit often
by pakipaki on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Random Comment
Holy crap the Indians suck.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turns out it's hard to score runs without vitor and Pronk
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who could have possibly imagined!!!!!!?!?!?!
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet another example of why Sabermetrics don't work.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's today's highlight:
...slider and curveball, sure the break is important. The sinkerball, break has nothing to do with it’s effectiveness. Like I said earlier, people that ignore the facts are uninformed bloggers.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was railing on PitchF/X until someone told him that it was a high-speed camera system
in use by all 30 stadiums.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And their next 4 games are against the Rays.
Oh….awesome….
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be sad when Green's arm explodes.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if JI teaches him to write left handed.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then he'd be our LOOGY.
I would be sad.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow should drill Hannahan
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just like he drilled your mom?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should start posting GIF's and Furries
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch it buster
or else I will gif your behind!
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes his woman more understandable
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop poking yourself in the eye with it.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing sneaks up on you...you are usually expecting it from behind.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like chubby short ARod to me...
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad Vidro gets an extra AB instead of Beltre.
by Jed MC on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Vidro could reach base and then Bel---hahahahaha, nevermind.
by Matthew on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then..... and then.....BEL BIV DEVO!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just got here
Anything special happen in the game? (or gamethread?).
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JI/Robert 08 now runs on a platform of peace
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fight for it
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, changed my signature.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to format my laptop and lost it
But I’m too embarrassed to ask for it.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI/Robert 08
Still bringing Subject line spell check to the people.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've yet to make a commitment.
Mostly because I don’t get it. But kudos. I also just realized that it works in the Google search bar (not at the top of Firefox, but at Google.com).
by Teej on Jul 10, 2008 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But J/M/G actually told us what it was.
YOU WITHHELD IT!
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy the last remnants of your major league career colostomy bag
Walking is the only thing you’re good for
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How do some people not know how far is too far?
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope its a tragedy
There is a difference
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its hilarious
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 10, 2008 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have that Will Smith 9/11 GIF on them?
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good idea to bring in a pinch runner.
That walk to first had to leave him out of breath.
by acblue on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's his reaction time to a pitch, right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRE...STOP HITTING THE BALL AT PEOPLE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew he'd be a bust!
Not like Vidro who’s our best hitter.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is able to draw walks!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why they just don't lob it down the middle.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because a lot of front office people think Vidro is good?
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez he just makes it look so easy.
Putz come back soon so this experiment can move to it’s rightful location.
by Omerta on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brad Adams: You were safe, right?
Raul: ....Uhhh…
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blanton has 12 losses.
He should be on our team.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he could have more losses than any of our starters.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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