7/9: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Jul 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
At any given baseball game, odds are exceedingly good that there is at least one guy in the stands who thought it would be a good idea to bring a date. Later tonight, that guy will be reflecting upon the worst decision he's ever made.
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Well, at least this lineup is better than the abortion we saw last night.
Unfortunately this game probably isn’t going to finish in under two hours.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to think that the mark Mulder deal might have been a bad idea.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like your begging us to go off topic.
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Batista, you can do whatever you want
I think I’m just going to work on Part 2 of the Contend in ‘09 piece anyway.
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro in the HR Derby?
God I hope that diary isn’t bullshit.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro batting 4th at 1st base
Baffling.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is it baffling....
that any orginization would constantly continue to bat one of the worst hitters in baseball 4th in the lineup, much less put him in the lineup period?
Why are you baffled at my baffling?
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The question is how does one start as the 7 hitter
suck all kinds of balls, get benched, suck some more, reclaim his job, and get promoted to 3rd/4th.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what is so baffling
He continues to suck massively. He seems to be actually getting worse with every game. I am more baffled every day.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they think giving him protection will make him bat better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even raptor jesus could protect him
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't distract from me disproving your theory.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But there's no way they'd bat him 9th
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original point was 7th vs. 3rd/4th
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit it's annoying going to a game and
1) Having to pay attention
and
2) Knowing that any sort of rally is pointless because your 4 hitter is an automatic GIDP.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but nobody is scared of anyone in the lineup
A lineup devoid of not one hitter above the .800 OPS line has to give any pitcher confidence.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
This is why 2009 brings hope. 1B/DH/C/RF has been so bad that adding league average talent at all 4 positions would make this team good offensively.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And hopefully Clement can be better than league average next year
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Realistically I think he can do better than that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think his peak is .800?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping for maybe
.270/.350/500
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give him cryogenic arm joints
and fill his soul with hate, for pitchers…. and baseballs.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have much hope for an OBP that high
At least not yet, but he should hit for power well, hopefully even better than 450
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to think of it as lineup performance art
throw in Kenji Johjima at DH (“Hey, we can’t slot our worst player at DH. How can we stretch out the joke?”)
by Paytheline on Jul 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Moments in Commenting:
Watch Jones fucking belt oneI will go out and kill a Jew tonight if this prophesy is fulfilled.
by butthol on Apr 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT actions actions 0 recs
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I say we just forget that entire thread
It never happened.
Follow the swinging pocketwatch…....
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro batting 4th again huh?
BRB going to hit a pillow before I choke the life out of something living
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Boston destroyed Minnesota
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not ready for prime time
maybe next year once they can add a veteran through free agency
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSN has no right to make fun of Blanton's weight
When they don’t say a damn word about Yuni or Vidro.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I join your curatorial staff?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should communicate via comments in old threads nobody will read
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff locked the threads
Its one of the reasons why I need mod privileges for this project
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do this kind of thing all the time.
Generally, the other team’s bad players “are not very good” while our bad players “are struggling”.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is struggling to not eat 5 hot dogs an inning.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm happy Jeff made the first off topic post.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff gave us license to do whatever the hell we want
It’s Batista, you can do whatever you wantI think I’m just going to work on Part 2 of the Contend in ‘09 piece anyway.
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions -7 recs
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is hat a verb?
Did the Phillies’ announcers place a hat on Ryan Howard?
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all the 1B-DH-C shuffle,
how the fuck is it that Jose Vidro is the only guy who never has to sit?
by Teej on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has been sitting.
You’re confusing him with Pepe 1/3 of the time.
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I hate Riggleman
Or fuck it, I hate whoever is responsible for this, and he just seems to be the most likely culprit. If he’s not, fine, I hate whoever is telling him to do this.
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch Jones fucking belt oneI will go out and kill a Jew tonight if this prophesy is fulfilled.
by butthol on Apr 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT actions actions 0 recs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one care about Adam Jones
get over it
GOD
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may or may not feature prominently in Part 2 of Contend in '09
I haven’t decided yet.
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On my cursory glance,
I’m seeing a high (but not obscenely high) BABIP and a LOB% of 65.9. With the Blue Jays defense, I didn’t expect that.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His OPS is about .730 now
Also, fuck Adam Jones.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's 22 and has been one of the best defensive center fielders in baseball
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was complimenting him on his .730 OPS
Still, fuck Adam Jones.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the ones who broke your heart?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will like A-Rod once he stops swaying
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Jeff hasn't made a gif of it yet
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(hint: get on that and I will rec you forcefully)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they still show this one?
Who else is in it? I don’t remember seeing it for a while.
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll keep watching to find out
as soon as this Yankees Dodgers game from years past ends
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Obviously you’ve never been screwed by any women.
by marinator on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't he also been one of the luckiest hitters in baseball though?
I’m not saying that he won’t be good, but his babip is like .360.
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but part of that is just that he's fast
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And when he does make contact, the balls tends to come off it with immense force.
I’m making excuses.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also making little sense with my grammar.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go
AJ is tied for seventh in baseball in infield hits, with 13. That gives his BABIP quite a nice boost.
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love power hitters who are also gritty.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I'll buy that
It probably doesn’t account for all of those .060 something points over average but it certainly helps it.
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The better Adam Jones and George Sherrill performs
the more the casual fans are going to hate Erik Bedard.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we pull a Howard Schultz
and sue the Orioles to reverse the trade? Isn’t there a good faith clause in there somewhere that promises us 180 innings of 10k/9 awesome aceage?
by LantermanC on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Krueger is the Sr. baseball analyst
who is the Jr. ?
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many teams have had three hitting coaches in one season?
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers are trying
Mattingly lulz.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geoff is still upset with Dave and Derek.
If today’s difference of opinion with the USS Mariner boils down to semantics, then fine. I think it’s a pretty minor thing to try to attack someone’s credibility with, throwing words like “access’’ and “truth’’ out there in a headline as if you have a monopoly on the subject, or know for a fact there is some type of blinder that prevents the media from doing its job.
Today has been pretty ugly.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baker needs to realise that these are attacks on his analytical ability, not on his credibility
by Graham on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no analytical ability to mock :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the most part, we really like Baker.
I wish he’d realize that :(
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a reason I didn't really mention Geoff Baker in my Silva post
by Jeff on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I am a journalist for some sports section I vow to not be that stubborn
Like Larry Stone only less awesome.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even with an OPS of .571, easily making him one of the worst hitters in all of baseball, Riggleman feels that Vidro offers him the best shot at “protecting’’ Raul Ibanez when a righthanded pitcher is on the mound.The reason for this has little to do with Vidro’s current numbers. In the past, though, he’s been close to a .300 hitter from both sides of the plate. Against righties, he figures Vidro will offer some incentive for pitchers not to walk Ibanez intentionally, or pitch around him. This type of thinking began under John McLaren, but Riggleman was part of it as the bench coach and is continuing to implement the thinking into his nightly lineups.
He said it was not the same when Adrian Beltre or Richie Sexson was hitting behind Ibanez in the order.
Ibanez has been intentionally walked a team-high nine times (tied with Ichiro for the lead). None of those occasions has come with Vidro batting fourth.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So now that we know this is Riggleman's decision-making
Can I do my I-was-right dance?
by OlSalty on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO FLOOR!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMIMT KRUEGER
YOU’RE NOT FUCKING DAVE HENDERSON, IT’S NOT WALKS AND HOME RUNS
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i just missed screenshotting it
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEEEYYYSS
Stop Moneyball (LOL)
It’s still personal
Armed and Ready
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is showing on mlb.tv I just tuned in
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It bears repeating that Mark Mulder
1) Is in the Major Leagues
2) Actually started a Major League game
2a) In the middle of the tightest pennant race in baseball
3) Left after three batters with shoulder discomfort

by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade for Bedard
NOW
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn then
DO IT
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been fairly durable
150+ innings almost every year.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
inb4 60 day DL
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your getting close to having your cover blown...
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The people who matter already know.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have that link on how to use VLC with MLB.tv
I saw it in a game thread a few days back, I keep forgetting to send it to myself at work.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit?
Really? I must know how to do this.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't work well
you can cut and paste into WMP
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about media player classic?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What bullshit

Play it as it stands you lazy fuck.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Jesus mlb.tv just turned down the brightness on itself
Just to fuck with me
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can tell by the extra am
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We used to swap e-mails before I found tiny pic.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caring about spelling is what separates man from the ape
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reply button is what separates man from the ape
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Blake DeWitt with another start for the Dodgers. He must have incriminating photos of Torre, LaRoche and Colletti.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well. This is what I needed in my life.
I think there’s a reason my mlb.tv does not work.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[insert in Madonna here]
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was at a strip club..still has his 'sea legs'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I attended an Oakland game last year in which Blanton was pitching.
I yelled “PORK CHOP SANDWICHES” every pitch he threw.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just so everyone knows
I’m not really paying attention to this game.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers
Would not dare walk Raul Ibanez to get to a hitter with a .576 OPS.
by ThundaPC on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly Blanton is not pitching around Ibanez.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The serving sizes on a bag of Cheestos are retardedly small
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You didn't see me celebrating my 10,000 SBN comment.
Keep it to yourself, son.
by BrianL on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm planning a 25,000th post spectacular
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For my 30,000th LL post
I’m going to post 8 LOL cats, with the Charlie Murphy gif in the center, standing on top of a NSFW pony parade.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will cry tears of joy
You will taste the happy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you can only have 10..then it gets weird.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Companies barely fill bags of chips and expect us not to care
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you stockpile Cheetos or something?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No the bag was so tasty yesterday that i went back an bought another of the same vintage
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love this comment.
It’s pure Jim Thome. If only it were in caps.
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't read the dugout regularly
Is this a good thing?
by Robert on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are completely under his spell.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry NOLA, but I think Robert is the cutest poster around here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is only because I haven't figured out how to make those bullet point hearts yet.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to make more
comments like these
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am having to use my roommate's stupid mac and I have no idea how to open up a tab.
What did that say?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can rescue me when I get stuck in your tree like a helpless kittenby Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 1 recs
by JI on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't trust Graham to rescue me when I get stuck in his tree like a helpless kitten.
But I’ll work on it.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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