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From the profile on his new blog:

Favorite Sport to Watch: Hockey. I like to watch it live. They are fast, aggressive, and good athletes.

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RRS is not a man. He is a non-stop endearing machine that is powered by awesome.

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Is this your new Ben, Jeff?

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see Jeff likes airplanes, Eliza Dushku, gummy bears, Mariners, Senators, ice cream and something else

It’s pink and looks like a brain but considering his company on this site I doubt thats it.

by Robert on Jul 8, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hates everyone equally.

He’s a misanthrope, not a misogynist.

by BrianL on Jul 8, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...You're the misanthrope

Jeff’s the misogynist…What does that make Graham?

by BrianL on Jul 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do not.

My guess is you got it from that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins.

by LantermanC on Jul 8, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yugh.

No, it’s from Fantasy Island. Jeff’s head is cropped over Ricardo Montalban a.k.a. Khan in ST2: Wrath of Khan.

The pic was a response to Jeff saying he wouldn’t be displeased with a dictomorph as JeffKhan. Of course, he was thinking Temujin.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Left hand

also there are goggles partially hidden by the ice cream

by Jeff on Jul 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh my--I may have to fight you for him.

A pitching surfer who eats Thai food with an accent.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure Corcoran's available...

He’s right-handed, and doesn’t have an accent. Poor fellow…

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by PositivePaul on Jul 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Thai food is a bit cliche.

It seems like 50% of girls on dating websites list Thai Food as a thing they like to eat, as if that’s an accomplishment that they sometimes eat “exotic” food.

by LantermanC on Jul 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anything under "oh my god my mouth is on fire" level of stars isn't real thai food.

There was a friend once who claimed all the time to love thai food. First time I ate with her, she ordered pad thai 2 stars.

Fail.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 3:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

95% of the time I phone in my orders for thai food and give a asian name

so that when I say five stars they actually make it five stars. Otherwise, they hear an anglo name and give me 3 when I ask for 5.

If I am in person I have to ask what the highest they go is, and then tell them to double it. Then repeat myself. Then give them a tip.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 3:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank god I'm half Cambodian.

They give me the damn spicy food when I ask for it.

by BrianL on Jul 8, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

White person Thai food

Is a joke.

There’s a place called Authentic Thai by my house that doesn’t fuck around. You order 5 stars, and there’s a guy waiting to punch you in the throat when you walk in to pick it up.

by Garces on Jul 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   4 recs

HAHA!!

Rec’d.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nok su cow

means great white warrior. I learned that from a Jean Claude van Damme movie. Not sure why I didn’t change the channel.

by LantermanC on Jul 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's not pleasant.

Better than habanero pepper, though. Getting that in my eyes once convinced me to always wear gloves when I cook with them.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good call.

Capseisin is a sneaky little devil.

by acblue on Jul 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the record, I eat pretty much every type of "exotic" food.

The more stars, chili peppers, or whatever system they’re going by the better.
And the more run down the establishment-or better yet, the taco truck-the better the food.
My dating website ad would list “taco truck”, not Thai food. And no, this ad does not exist.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't Jinx him

Broussard hasn’t been doing so well, although he received more all-star votes than Sexson. Is the LL community behind that, perhaps?

by vj on Jul 8, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Allow me to out-gay you:

I must have Matthew’s taste in ballplayers:

First it was Ken Girffey, then Mark McGwire, after that I had my eye on Jim Edmonds. At first I was too shy too ask to Jim out, because fuck everyone from Anaheim—but goddamn was he beautiful. In the meantime I had brief flings with A-Rod, J.D. Drew and Darryl Kile, before manning up settling into a long term relationship with Jim; Jim and I had many good years, but it had to end and fortunately our breakup was mutual (we still even talk on line from time to time). Now I have my eye on Rick Ankiel, Rick and I have known each other forever, he’s broken my heart before and it was very difficult to move on, but I believe in second chances, and I can tell that he’s really changed and this thing is for real.

by JI on Jul 8, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

That was my question

Gotta get right back on the horse when we fall off, right?

10 schillings to the first guy to blow the cover of my alt.

by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again, I have a new one that I post on...

I just supposed that if I’m not saying anything stupid in a non-game thread, you wouldn’t chastise my name again.

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nobody likes your username.

It is unrelated to the content of your posts.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just wanna know

Is that seriously like the biggest negative about me? I’ve had like 3 terrible comments I know… but is just the name butthol the reason you guys don’t like me so much?

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I cannot speak to it being the biggest reason,

but it’s within the top three at least and it’s the easiest to remedy.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Basically,

If you knew which was the username that I usually post on now, would you treat it like a different account, or butthol?

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh?

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have several methods if I'm inclined to use them.

However, that’s not the point. The point is, use the other login.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The mod has spoken!!!

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to go.

The point was to use a different login so people wouldn’t know your past and you could hopefully move on from your earlier comments.

by Matthew on Jul 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously though

This is one of the stupidest moves in LL history.

by Jeff on Jul 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm actually kind of sad

Now I’ll have to relate his old name to this…I liked the idea that a smarter ‘buthol’ was posting around here. Ugh.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think 70% of my annoyance was with the screenname

but he could have been clear of the other 30% of my contempt.

by JI on Jul 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How?

Souther never posts. He has like 100 total posts.

by LantermanC on Jul 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, he's a mod.

And your worst comments were a while ago; you’ve been mostly fine lately. So don’t say stupid things, stop using this username, and no one will hate you.

by acblue on Jul 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The user name is like having a "I hate cops" bumper sticker.

It just doesn’t attract the kind of attention you really want.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeez.

At least Brett could’ve had the decency to mention that the man crush was non-sexual.

Er, wait…

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by PositivePaul on Jul 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When did he say he liked the Sens?

Why would he root for a shitty team like that when he could follow a juggernaut like the Flyers?

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jul 8, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Enjoy him.

Good captain, good guy, not such a good dman.

Also him being gone clears the way for MIKE RICHARDS, CAPTAIN.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jul 8, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy hell

I love this guy already. He’s basically Anton with a beard!

by ningwers on Jul 8, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs