7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3
Brad Ziegler is Sean Green on megasteroids.
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So the free section on craigslist is cool
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm forever leaving your fate up to NOLA.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll stop
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nola hasn't
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Help out a fellow Logger
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then stop giving crap to a fellow Logger.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Mam
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not go to the dump instead?
Bigger selection, same quality, and you may meet some hot chicks there.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it is
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry if I offended anyone in that last subthread.
I’m a little blunt sometimes (obviously).
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better bumbling blunt than outright rude and crude.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I'm bumbling.
Rumbling Bumbling Stumbling.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only in the internets
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually presentable in person
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The internets are our only exposure to you
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not a presentable athlete
I’ll give you that
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, again this comment isn't THAT funny
but I can’t stop laughing.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I wish we would’ve made a more serious run at him. Looking back, Silva was the only pticher I didn’t care for, and we paid him big time.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 runs for the pitching staff
9 runs for the hitters
We ARE regressing. Did you miss it?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Night all LL guys
it was fun
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
If you did, I’d actually think that was kind of cool…
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
making fun of butthol is reminding us of butthol
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait who
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, GF, Robert and Anne?
Is Robert still in the cage?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got a good one if you still have her
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She read that before anything ever happened
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I see
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope she was more sympathetic to me than to you.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She likes you
aaaaaaaaaaaand this is getting way too LL LiveJournal.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwwww hi Jeff's girlfriend!
Don’t worry, I only pretend to kiss up to him!
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I let her read a game thread
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are an extremely wise man.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like girls and wish not to make them crazy
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlike many others around here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging by things people say around here...
I’d be surprised if they had spent more than 5 minutes with a girl
by pakipaki on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Consentual
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confirmed
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some are quite adept and full of girl-knowledge.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly what I was meaning.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know..I focused on the 'girl-knowledge'
And his movie collection.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear self confidence is all you need.
Not sure how true it is, but it’s something that gets repeated a lot.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not where one finds dating advice unless one is interested in watching Idiocracy with said date
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hope most of us don't even listen to our own dating advice
I know I don’t
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong. I advised males on not taking girls to a movie for a date.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but still not showing your creativity.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched Idiocracy alone
but was referring to a comment from esoteric a few weeks ago.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Backpeddle Jeff....backpeddle!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife and I watched Hitchcock's
Sabotage on our first date.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But everyone knows that's a good idea
How the hell are you supposed to meet the girl during a movie? And if you don’t know her at all if she’s the kind of girl you want anything to do with you won’t be able to make any moves
Movies are way pointless
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are more retarded then I am
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not want to meet this person
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self confidence is good...
but you also need to be less concerned with whether or not they are trying to hide their stomach
by pakipaki on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be more concerned with the fact
that she was posting on craiglist in the first place. We all know what kind of weirdo responses you can get.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lots of girls like crazy guys
It helps them feel less insecure about themselves
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same reason I would want them to meet my parakeet if it weren't finally dead
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My parakeet once nested in an ex-girlfriend's hair and bit her ear until it bled
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now you have truly encapsulated my nightmares.
Birds + ear damage = terrified.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had a rooster in our backyard who'd
go apeshit on you if you went anywhere near the hens or the eggs. But I guess that’s to be expected, no one expects a parakeet to bit your ear though.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My parrot imitates my moms voice
calls me down stairs at 6:15 every morning, Then as soon as I see it was just the fucking bird she makes a laughing noise and bobs her head
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My parrot is dead.
Deceased.
No longer among the living.
Passed on.
Gave up the ghost.
Like a doornail.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were her, I'd want to be protected from this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How will you know the stove is hot unless you touch it?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to sleep soon, and you're ending on the down note here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you don't get points for liking it then.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I conceived of the idea
I did not create it.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why have kids if you're not going to make them as miserable as you were growing up?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Being a kid is the best part of life.
Growing up and working a bullshit job is the worst.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it could be the new Woodland Critter Christmas.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There will never be a new Woodland Critter Christmas
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were more Chips Ahoy! than I expected
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keebler Chips Deluxe own Chips Ahoy!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must've missed this Anne Frank reference
When/how did it start?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the National Socialist Party rose to power after Germany's defeat in World War I...
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhh yeah I remember the Nazi part.
Stupid me, didnt’ put 2 and 2 together.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't one of the guys in Marilyn Manson play one of those?
I thought it was tough to be scary with a hand held synthesizer.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's dumb and irrational
but I kind of hope we just spend a stupid amount of money and get Tex and Sheets. They’ll be overpaid, but at least they’re not Silva/Washburn/Sexy
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were Corco I would make a joke about how USA always beats Japan right now
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corco doesn't want to go in the Penalty Box
just assume it’s there
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey my friend got killed by a Korean guy with a camera
You can’t joke about that!
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much like we bombed Hiroshima
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I laughed.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Kuroda is a sucker
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what's awesome?
Driving freeways in Washington State.
by chinn on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate my daily Everett to Seattle commute.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you the one who lives on the East Side yet doesn't go to Seattle?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am that one.
Though I did go to Seattle 3x over this past 4 day weekend. However, I made my mom drive me so I could read Dean Koontz and Ha Jin books.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it would be best to not offer superfluous information.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying, I get around.
I have been to the big city. Though after softbal a week ago, I couldn’t find a restaurant 5 blocks away, so my sens of direction is definitely not there.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No car, less insurance costs.
1 bedroom is just 11000 in a decent area.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save the environment.
Ride a bike! or Scooter.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he has to haul around instruments...
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding ding ding.
Not to mention computer gear for work.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.. BrianL is a musician?
Buses are fun… I think…
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when you have to haul three saxophones, a flute, and a clarinet to a gig.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Those instruments seem a bit random...
What’s your job?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I was going to ask what kind of painter does that...
but then I realized JI responded.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my last job, yes...
In between my IT job and my sales gig at Mills.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work as an IT tech for a small company in Seattle.
I’m also a jazz saxophonists. We frequently play multiple instruments at gigs.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you're the musician.
That’s cool, if you’re ever playing in Seattle, post it up so we can have an ‘LL watch BrianL play’ night.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carrot Top's assistant
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would never be able to drive every mile of signed highway in the state if you dumped your car
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you can bike to Spokane from Seattle
in under 24 hours apparently.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could drive in 4.25
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but think how awesome your quads would feel?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as good as they would after a tough day driving
You could clinch like 10% of the highway system with 24 hours of efficient driving
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5% my bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don't think anyone was going to call you out
on your math there.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good because both of those are rough estimates
I don’t feel like pulling up my OpenOffice Spreadsheet to get the exact number
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way Jeff I think you should sidebar the top link
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco baiting is a boxable offense is it not?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't ban people who have bought me beer
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew techincally bought me 2 oz of beer on Saturday
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rumor has it that your the favorite for the next election.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be bad
then everyone would know how pathetic my life really is.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I live far out of stalking range.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You already roughly gave away your location
Its only a matter of time
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by the extent to which Robert is capable of stalking
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll just get lazy and try to jump me the next time I go to Safeco.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The drivers in Washington
are a lot more polite than those in Boston, NY, or the Midwest.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're also Passive-Aggressive morons
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, so Anderson Garcia was released today.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's our equivalent of the rally monkey?
Do we even have one?
The ornithoscelidaphobic LL "Man" censored me. The rights of the raptor populace cannot be oppressed indefinitely...
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really
Like all of our equivalents to anything Anaheim (sans baseball team), it is infinitely superior.
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why get an equivalent when you can steal the original?

~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you see how I feel
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I nearly boxed JeffS because that would have been hilarious
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what about the J/G/M ticket chemistry?
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PINCH HITTING VIDRO FOR CLEMENT!?
GOD DAMN YOU RIGGLEMAN!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OPS+of 59 hitting for an OPS+ of 80
How’d that ‘98 Cubs team win 91 games again?
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when I said Riggleman wasn't a good manager for the way he's been using Vidro?
This would be a very good example of that.
by OlSalty on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
Didn’t mean to go all Lookout Livejournal on everyone
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO GRAHAM!
WAIT UNTIL AUGUST WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's oakland.
No one is watching anyway.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday was a good day to be at the ballgame.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was amazing..and a guy in front of me caught one of Clement's foulballs :( bastard
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lower LF bleacher seats are vastly underrated.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got a Moose appearance
he wanted to hug everyone.
I was hoping he would give me shit about my Cardinals sweatshirt so I could punch his stupid face into the first deck.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT A-ROD’S RELATIONSHIP WITH MADONNA ON THE POST GAME SHOW!?
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS!?
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a fan of sacred cows
but I’ve gotta side with Five Tool Tool on the A-Rod thing.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well written.
I wish people would leave it at that.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This place has became fucking weird.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've had no idea what's going on here for the past couple months
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most I've posted in a gamethread in a couple months
is the weird part
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So because I haven't been here to post weird shit
the thing has become weird?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it when Corco posts.
He speaks his mind, and keeps things interesting. I’m unoffendable, so I suppose that helps.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen to this man.
He is a better model.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you going to tell us what this was?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
d'waaaa
reminds me of Waluigi in mario tennis.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which part, the speaks his mind, is interesting,
or the unoffendable part.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either.
This place has been over run by weird ass inside jokes, pointless side conversations, and just weird happenings in general.
No Sir, I don’t like it.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could return this place to normalcy with three simple bannings
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need action at this point...no more threats...they should know it's coming.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goose needs to be DFAed
over the hill, past his prime, out of touch
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know. Maybe you're right.
Maybe I’m the crazy one.
Is it time for me to remove myself from the lineup? Come on guys, let me know.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe just a quick stint to the minors will help.
I used to read damn near every comment around here. Now it just kinda blurs together. Maybe I need to take a break. Stick to the main page for a while.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no part in the thread that was 90% Ronald McDonald gremlins
find your scapegoat elsewhere
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only read every comment because I feel obligated
I can’t imagine anybody else trying to do the same thing.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going over game threads when I've missed a weekend is the worst
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the most boring job in the world. I do this anyway.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I scroll past most of them
If I’m not there odds are the GT blew.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm rereading every thread in this sites history
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst part is that I am the only one that wont get retroactive recs
Thats why I have to beg for them
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recs are what made LL insane in the first place
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for the record, have never rec
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for the record, have never rec'd or flagged anyone
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not since the rec craze started though
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Robert though
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for the record, have never rec’d or flagged anyone
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the asterick
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a hacker?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mother must be so sick of answering this question
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do you risk telling your GF about the Phone Jihad
or do you let her get surprised by it.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Live commenting killed LL and made me a star.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's it
Bring back the old format. I still miss it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goose hates what you have done and Goose has seniority
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I blame Coach's soldier thread for ruining this place
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rephrasing of question:
What happened that ruined LL?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should petition SBN to give you back LL 1.0
And let us assume control of LL 2.0
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just like when everyone got pissy during the Johjima extension
it’ll all blow over.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't say that
Corco has as much seniority as Goose by that logic
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was only on SBN 1.0 for about three weeks.
I can’t say which one is better.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CANT STOP WONT STOP
CANT STOP WONT STOP CANT STOP WONT STOP CANT STOP WONT STOP
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need a curating screename
that way you can rec everybody who deserves them
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times do I need to say this?
Don’t make suggestions!
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2008 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once I see the mega-threads
If I find nothing of interest in the first few comments, I skip ahead.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually just search for "corco" "craigslist" and various other key words
if none of those show up I don’t even bother
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you're here for the right reasons.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh if it's a baseball related thread
I enjoy reading that. But those just don’t come up in Game Threads unfortunately so I don’t even bother trying
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've actually been thinking about this for a while to be honest.
I’ve been here either daily, or every other day, or every other other day for 3 straight years. 22,000+ comments. That’s a lot. This place is awesome and you guys are fun, but sometimes yeah just need to take a sabbatical.
Isn’t it JI that’s coming up on me for All Time Comment Leader? Well here’s your chance. Make good use of it while you can.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You comment + is through the roof
the new format inflates comment count, particularly those who GT
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ dude
I’ve been around since the beginning
and you have 5 times as many comments as I do
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All due to the new format.
Without live updating my post count would be far lower.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you people say I don't have a life
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll be back for good when the team doesn't suck
...and then the community will be even worse because of the bandwagoners…
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take the former option.
Begrudgingly.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the animorphs killed this place myself.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was controllably crazy before
Now it’s just retarded
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only retarded if you don't understand it
which goes for like 98% of everybody here.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the JJ ass rape comments are where it started to go wrong.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had some "kill Jews" comments that came before that.
At least, that’s where I started seeing red flags.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was in the first or second game thread.
I don’t feel like looking it up because it was an absolute abortion of a comment.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I probably hid or deleted it anyway
but suffice to say, butthol started on some awful terms.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe I didn't ban him on the spot
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was you I would have banned him months ago.
Sorry BH, I still think you’re a good person. you’re just not ready to hang out with college age people.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the first game thread in the new format
when we had like 4000 comments
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original thread had promise
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/3/31/388052/3-31-opening-day-open-preg
There were more than 40 instant comments about the three-pitch strikeout that opened the season.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not my fault the team is boring
frustrated blogs tend to scapegoat their best users.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember the great conversation we had in my first diary post.
Good times…good times…
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already passed you
I blame the lively balls and smaller parks.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If needed, a sabbatical is fine
But definitely come back.
FWIW, I disappear myself from game threads for a few days at a time sometimes. They are such a train wreck of WTF these days that time away ain’t so bad. Obviously I’m still here everyday and I still read the recaps and other main stories, but the present day GTE is quite a bit of nonsense. Funny nonsense sometimes, but nonsense nonetheless.
But no, really, take some time off if you need to, and come back soon.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today was a particular exception
DRB is certifiably nuts.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at DRB today
they weren’t that nutty.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was only there for the ninth
so maybe they were distracted.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it wasn't bad.
They had a problem with too-large pictures, but other than that it was fine.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW I'd rather Goose stick around
And yeah, DRB was nuts tonight, but the threads have been nutbar-ing quite a bit lately.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he definately peaked with the JeffClown
He is now Family Guy
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ Clown isn't funny
mostly because clown.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly because it's an unfunny version of the JeffClown
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would almost be worth it to fake my own death
just to hear you guys talk shit about me.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took 4 days last week and just listened to the game on radio.
It was a great change of pace.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto with my sabbatical
this was my first GT in a week.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I strongly encourage others to do this.
Or even better, go to some games at the park.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I actually enjoyed watching this team at Petco
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way ahead of you.
*but I think it’s 80s day.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might be time to pull the trigger.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE BE GRAHAM MATTHEW GOMEZ THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT MAKES SENSE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then Friday threads would be completely empty
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank God it's not me
I work Fridays
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep in mind I haven't really posted in two months
and in the last two months the place has become really weird
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I SAID I WOULD RETURN TO NORMAL AS SOON AS THE TEAM WAS RELEVANT AGAIN
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAD THE 2007 GTE OF THE YEAR
I AM VERSATILE
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't start watching the game.
You’re just going to get depressed.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every once in a while, the Mariners surprise you.
Wait, is Cairo pinch running for Loafie?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[sic]
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez goes to the 15-day DL on the account of drawing a walk.
by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huston Street never really impresses me.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for non-clutchness!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst 4-5 performance ever..Beltre sucks!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
11 hits 5 walks
3 runs? on a 3 run blast, wtf?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now?
Sorry, do not comprehend.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ideal scenario
Step 1: KA Walks
Step 2: Sexson gets two strikes
Step 3: Ichiro attempts to steal home while Sexson swings at a low breaker
Step 4: Ichiro feasts on Sexson’s heart.
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally get to see the M's on local TV
And I get this. Crap.
by jerryreeder on Jul 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Washburn goes 8 innings but gives up 4 runs
and loses. Ups trade value or no?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying there's a chance...
that his trade value is upped. Why doesn’t another team hire Bavasi?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww...
Washburn goes 8.0 innings and loses.
He deserves to be on a better team…..
.....
by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baek has a 2.75 tRA through six starts in the NL
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is also easier to focus on baseball when you don't have Japanese teammates
always occupying your locker before every start or telling you that your ancestors were mongolians that had sex with their horses.
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tRA came out of the craziness!
That’s really damn useful!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To soothe the wounded souls of you, my fellow passers on this failboat
I offer you Danzig and Shakira performing “Hips Don’t Lie”
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I only watched the first minute of that video
but I am definitely dumber for having done so. Who the hell is Danzig?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because some people are not educated enough to enjoy a proper parody
I shall offer you a general helping of awesome badness:
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a fan of leprechaun things.
So I stopped after 15 seconds.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is just no culturing some people
Enjoy being teabagged by your roommate
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Coach to come back so I can give him the STOP POSTING .gif again
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't miss Coach
I miss making fun of Coach
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only switch to mean when he becomes unbearable.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Coach comes back I can never ban butthol
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a bad way to run a dictatorship.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without butthol Coach goes back to being the worst and youngest
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I knew how to do that I'd do it to everyone
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How in the world did I get an exemption?
Not that I’m complaining.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait you've gone into your t-rex disguise again
When did that happen?
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You encoraged Clown Jeff.
But I suppose we need your .gifs.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume the LL trinity is exempt as well
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admins are except from every rule you faggy Muslim
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL GLORY TO HYPNO JEFF/GRAHAM/MATTHEW!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wearing my ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD t-shirt as we type
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's not overblown like the Communist Party shirt yet either
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Careening off topic again, but this is my favourite shirt

by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that...two guys in suits fighting with alligator flails?
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is another shirt I must have.
It moves ahead of the “SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!” shirt.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I can't encourage other people to do stupid things for my entertainment
then what do I have left?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's only one .gif
I’m talking overall.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure this is the all time non moving post rec leader
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/29/561488/the-acme-approaches#7069810
And it goes up everytime I check
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong--I have 25 for talking to the ice walker girl.
I didn’t even know 25 people were in that thread.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2008 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would end poorly for the rest of us
Have you seen how often this site comes up in google image search.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it looks like your on the bridge of a starship.

by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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