7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 3
Brad Ziegler is Sean Green on megasteroids.
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So the free section on craigslist is cool
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm forever leaving your fate up to NOLA.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll stop
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nola hasn't
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Help out a fellow Logger
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then stop giving crap to a fellow Logger.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Mam
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not go to the dump instead?
Bigger selection, same quality, and you may meet some hot chicks there.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it is
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry if I offended anyone in that last subthread.
I’m a little blunt sometimes (obviously).
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better bumbling blunt than outright rude and crude.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I'm bumbling.
Rumbling Bumbling Stumbling.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only in the internets
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually presentable in person
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The internets are our only exposure to you
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not a presentable athlete
I’ll give you that
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, again this comment isn't THAT funny
but I can’t stop laughing.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I wish we would’ve made a more serious run at him. Looking back, Silva was the only pticher I didn’t care for, and we paid him big time.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 runs for the pitching staff
9 runs for the hitters
We ARE regressing. Did you miss it?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Night all LL guys
it was fun
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
If you did, I’d actually think that was kind of cool…
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
making fun of butthol is reminding us of butthol
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait who
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, GF, Robert and Anne?
Is Robert still in the cage?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got a good one if you still have her
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She read that before anything ever happened
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I see
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope she was more sympathetic to me than to you.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She likes you
aaaaaaaaaaaand this is getting way too LL LiveJournal.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwwww hi Jeff's girlfriend!
Don’t worry, I only pretend to kiss up to him!
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I let her read a game thread
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are an extremely wise man.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like girls and wish not to make them crazy
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlike many others around here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging by things people say around here...
I’d be surprised if they had spent more than 5 minutes with a girl
by pakipaki on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Consentual
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confirmed
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some are quite adept and full of girl-knowledge.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly what I was meaning.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know..I focused on the 'girl-knowledge'
And his movie collection.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear self confidence is all you need.
Not sure how true it is, but it’s something that gets repeated a lot.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not where one finds dating advice unless one is interested in watching Idiocracy with said date
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hope most of us don't even listen to our own dating advice
I know I don’t
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong. I advised males on not taking girls to a movie for a date.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but still not showing your creativity.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched Idiocracy alone
but was referring to a comment from esoteric a few weeks ago.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Backpeddle Jeff....backpeddle!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife and I watched Hitchcock's
Sabotage on our first date.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But everyone knows that's a good idea
How the hell are you supposed to meet the girl during a movie? And if you don’t know her at all if she’s the kind of girl you want anything to do with you won’t be able to make any moves
Movies are way pointless
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are more retarded then I am
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not want to meet this person
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self confidence is good...
but you also need to be less concerned with whether or not they are trying to hide their stomach
by pakipaki on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be more concerned with the fact
that she was posting on craiglist in the first place. We all know what kind of weirdo responses you can get.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lots of girls like crazy guys
It helps them feel less insecure about themselves
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same reason I would want them to meet my parakeet if it weren't finally dead
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My parakeet once nested in an ex-girlfriend's hair and bit her ear until it bled
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now you have truly encapsulated my nightmares.
Birds + ear damage = terrified.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had a rooster in our backyard who'd
go apeshit on you if you went anywhere near the hens or the eggs. But I guess that’s to be expected, no one expects a parakeet to bit your ear though.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My parrot imitates my moms voice
calls me down stairs at 6:15 every morning, Then as soon as I see it was just the fucking bird she makes a laughing noise and bobs her head
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My parrot is dead.
Deceased.
No longer among the living.
Passed on.
Gave up the ghost.
Like a doornail.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were her, I'd want to be protected from this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How will you know the stove is hot unless you touch it?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to sleep soon, and you're ending on the down note here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you don't get points for liking it then.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I conceived of the idea
I did not create it.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why have kids if you're not going to make them as miserable as you were growing up?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Being a kid is the best part of life.
Growing up and working a bullshit job is the worst.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it could be the new Woodland Critter Christmas.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There will never be a new Woodland Critter Christmas
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were more Chips Ahoy! than I expected
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keebler Chips Deluxe own Chips Ahoy!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must've missed this Anne Frank reference
When/how did it start?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the National Socialist Party rose to power after Germany's defeat in World War I...
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhh yeah I remember the Nazi part.
Stupid me, didnt’ put 2 and 2 together.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't one of the guys in Marilyn Manson play one of those?
I thought it was tough to be scary with a hand held synthesizer.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's dumb and irrational
but I kind of hope we just spend a stupid amount of money and get Tex and Sheets. They’ll be overpaid, but at least they’re not Silva/Washburn/Sexy
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were Corco I would make a joke about how USA always beats Japan right now
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corco doesn't want to go in the Penalty Box
just assume it’s there
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey my friend got killed by a Korean guy with a camera
You can’t joke about that!
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much like we bombed Hiroshima
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I laughed.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Kuroda is a sucker
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what's awesome?
Driving freeways in Washington State.
by chinn on Jul 7, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate my daily Everett to Seattle commute.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you the one who lives on the East Side yet doesn't go to Seattle?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am that one.
Though I did go to Seattle 3x over this past 4 day weekend. However, I made my mom drive me so I could read Dean Koontz and Ha Jin books.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it would be best to not offer superfluous information.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying, I get around.
I have been to the big city. Though after softbal a week ago, I couldn’t find a restaurant 5 blocks away, so my sens of direction is definitely not there.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No car, less insurance costs.
1 bedroom is just 11000 in a decent area.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save the environment.
Ride a bike! or Scooter.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he has to haul around instruments...
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding ding ding.
Not to mention computer gear for work.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.. BrianL is a musician?
Buses are fun… I think…
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when you have to haul three saxophones, a flute, and a clarinet to a gig.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Those instruments seem a bit random...
What’s your job?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I was going to ask what kind of painter does that...
but then I realized JI responded.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my last job, yes...
In between my IT job and my sales gig at Mills.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work as an IT tech for a small company in Seattle.
I’m also a jazz saxophonists. We frequently play multiple instruments at gigs.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you're the musician.
That’s cool, if you’re ever playing in Seattle, post it up so we can have an ‘LL watch BrianL play’ night.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carrot Top's assistant
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would never be able to drive every mile of signed highway in the state if you dumped your car
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you can bike to Spokane from Seattle
in under 24 hours apparently.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could drive in 4.25
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but think how awesome your quads would feel?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as good as they would after a tough day driving
You could clinch like 10% of the highway system with 24 hours of efficient driving
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5% my bad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don't think anyone was going to call you out
on your math there.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good because both of those are rough estimates
I don’t feel like pulling up my OpenOffice Spreadsheet to get the exact number
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way Jeff I think you should sidebar the top link
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco baiting is a boxable offense is it not?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't ban people who have bought me beer
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew techincally bought me 2 oz of beer on Saturday
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rumor has it that your the favorite for the next election.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be bad
then everyone would know how pathetic my life really is.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I live far out of stalking range.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You already roughly gave away your location
Its only a matter of time
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by the extent to which Robert is capable of stalking
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll just get lazy and try to jump me the next time I go to Safeco.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The drivers in Washington
are a lot more polite than those in Boston, NY, or the Midwest.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're also Passive-Aggressive morons
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, so Anderson Garcia was released today.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's our equivalent of the rally monkey?
Do we even have one?
The ornithoscelidaphobic LL "Man" censored me. The rights of the raptor populace cannot be oppressed indefinitely...
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really
Like all of our equivalents to anything Anaheim (sans baseball team), it is infinitely superior.
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why get an equivalent when you can steal the original?

~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you see how I feel
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I nearly boxed JeffS because that would have been hilarious
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what about the J/G/M ticket chemistry?
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PINCH HITTING VIDRO FOR CLEMENT!?
GOD DAMN YOU RIGGLEMAN!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OPS+of 59 hitting for an OPS+ of 80
How’d that ‘98 Cubs team win 91 games again?
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when I said Riggleman wasn't a good manager for the way he's been using Vidro?
This would be a very good example of that.
by OlSalty on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
Didn’t mean to go all Lookout Livejournal on everyone
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO GRAHAM!
WAIT UNTIL AUGUST WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's oakland.
No one is watching anyway.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 7, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday was a good day to be at the ballgame.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was amazing..and a guy in front of me caught one of Clement's foulballs :( bastard
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lower LF bleacher seats are vastly underrated.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got a Moose appearance
he wanted to hug everyone.
I was hoping he would give me shit about my Cardinals sweatshirt so I could punch his stupid face into the first deck.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT A-ROD’S RELATIONSHIP WITH MADONNA ON THE POST GAME SHOW!?
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS!?
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a fan of sacred cows
but I’ve gotta side with Five Tool Tool on the A-Rod thing.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well written.
I wish people would leave it at that.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This place has became fucking weird.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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