7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
And I thought our normal game threads were crazy.
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That Beltran deal makes no sense BTW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard Bedard for Rasmus, Reyes, and Trey Hearne myself
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be sick
but that’s not happening
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I like how you threw in Trey Hearne
that gives it credibility
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a crap angle too.
I can’t wait for the archives.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upon this evidence, I am convinced any average outfielder wouldn't have cost
Jamie Burke the game yesterday. Only Willie would
by Tony S on Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRB user will not post another dead meme.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Paul Porno:
Shawn “Riggans Your Thingins”
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try hard enough?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when I'm typing a clever response and the "comments closed" box pops up.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey! See if I flatter you with compliments again.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell who I was mocking there
but I think it may have been myself.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
women don't know how to be snarky
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
make me a sandwich
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I be offended?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is my value?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then
I respectfully disagree with this proposition
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a limited no-trade clause
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't have a box.
Or standards.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have beautiful women?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful Women Interested in Corconian Theory?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
But you can like, hide in the bushes like normal.
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stopped doing that years ago
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I never started?
Oh snap
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, because you never stopped.
I figured that was clear.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is incorrect
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waived
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we have a deal Jeff?
SRQ for Corco?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Jeff
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Untouchable" and "not traded for SRQ" are wildly dissimilar
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I'm honored
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The average of SRQ and Sonnanstine is an honor
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have high standards
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I do
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, too easy
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women don't know how to be snarky
Make me a sandwich
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my hallmark
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a dumbass not worth my time.
Maybe if he were funny, at least I could engage in a debate…right now it’s more fun to watch him fall on his face.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's part of my charm.
I reel them in and make them feel safe.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm better at the danger part after the false sense of safety, though.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't make animorphs
so good luck with being more terrifying.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's already played his hand. Mine is still hidden.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You make it so hard not to make lewd comments.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can only think of one thing worse than Clown Jeff
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ass-kissing Nola and Jeff?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you remind me of Mother Goose.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still trying to decipher this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was intended to be a compliment.
But it sounds more like an insult.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She should be NWolAmarinergirl
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is an NWA in there
Relates to him saying you are good at rhyming
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ice Cube will swarm
on any motherfucker in a blue uniform
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like my burger cooked medium well
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not good without a little bit of blood left in it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like E. Coli
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That never hurt anyone
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a hell of a lot better at being snarky than you
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Concurred
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it never does
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So bee stings linger for more time than I thought they did
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Picture Ken Griffey Jr's head from that Simpsons episode and make it my foot
and make it less black
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why people are so afraid of bees.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they make your feet big and clumsy
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got stung by three bees at work once.
I didn’t even need to go home.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still walked around work today.
It was just hilarious.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever been stung by like 20 of them?
Not very much fun
by OlSalty on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse. You could be allergic like my dad.
Ever see someone’s arm swell up to twice its original size in under five minutes? Freaky.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you got one and didn't die
I remember you mentioning an uncanny fear of bees during the ‘05 playoffs.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like how people have a longer memory for things I say than I do
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Now batting for the Astros... CRAIG BIGGIO!"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
” The American Mustache Institute officially offered their support for Giambi’s All-Star candidacy today. “It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”“
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO CRITICAL POLL QUESTIONS:
Best Neil Young album: Time Fades Away or On The Beach?
Best R.E.M. album: Murmur or Reckoning?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Life's Rich Pagent then Murmur then Chronic Town
No opinion on Neil Young.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAN YOU RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT ABSOLUTELY STOP USING ALCOHOL FOR 90 DAYS?
I’M TESTING YOU. IF YOU SAID, “Yes, I could. I just don’t want to…. ” YOU JUST FLUNKED
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like when Pat O'Day yells at me at 6:08 in the morning when I'm half asleep
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream not long ago
I was walking around at a party with a drink in my hand and Pat O Day’s voice kept telling me to put the drink down or my life would be ruined.
If I ever see Pat O Day I’m going to tie him up, throw him in my trunk, take him home and force feed him Zima.
by marinator on Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just listened to my first game on radio this year.
Sooooooo annoying.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spent 4 days listening to Dave on the radio last week.
It was actually rather nice. He sounds way more confident on the radio side these days.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I listen to all the games on radio these days
My cable splitter broke, and I currently find the lack of cable TV strangely comforting.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like listening to the radio a lot.
Stupid old man and his nostalgia.
by Jed MC on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to drive up to Oakland, find that guy with the trumpet and shove it up his ass.
by chinn on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was a whistle.
My friend goes to games and said they have a full band out there.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say, this is one of the worst game thread's I've seen
by drm1125 on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are a guest also.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add Shawn "Riggans Your Thingans" to your sig.
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give me blumpkin
kthxbai
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haircut? I thought that was just early-onset male pattern baldness.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clarification: in your case.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's low maintenance, I'll give you that.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot what Jeff looks like.
But this is what I picture.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs angry eyebrows.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...this can be 100% validated
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more handsome.
Brian, I’m winning!
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably shouldn't let me girlfriend read this place
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your gf?
So you took us up on our craigslist suggestions eh? There are a lot of classy girls out there.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a reason I didn't participate in that thread
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that reason is...
You were too busy emailing all those girls we suggested?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That thread should be buried forever.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got back from work and checked most of the links out.
The girls weren’t nearly as bad as you guys said. When you guys said fat, I expected 300+ pounds.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hit it like Tom Green Beats his Wife.
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
If I were in Tacoma right now I’d give that girl a call stat
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we were just getting this thread sane again
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's not too bad
she won’t win any awards
but she has a Jeep and she’s a 6
hard to find anything better on CL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? The jeep part... makes a difference?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I like knowing she drives an American car.
And I’m a Jeep guy myself so I like this
Plus those eyes are fuckable
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
yes yes yes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you can cast him aside into the box.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on what grounds?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She does have nice eyes.
But notice how she has “cleverly” not shown her stomach or anything below that. Could be a porker.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodness gracious just stop right now.
Take note of the way the other males talk and learn.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no problem with chubby.
None at all. Just saying, it’s been my experience from online dating (small sample size) that if someone doesn’t show below the chest, they’re generally embarassed about something.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or just more concerned with the face.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Baby Jesus
You have a sample size?!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave the guy alone. At least he's trying.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying too if that's trying
but that doesn’t make it any better
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but yeah I mostly agree
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but...she has a Jeep!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I have a Jeep
It’s a match made in heaven
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who takes a picture of themselves
with their hands holding a camera 3 feet away, I can’t help but laugh at them. Not sure why. But you’re right she is not bad.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as funny as pointing the camera at a mirror.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means she has few friends
That’s fine
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert's going to go crazy when he gets this piece of info.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My ass-kissing days might be over.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It brought me into a weird girlfriends and Robert place.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's not one of us yet.
She needs to have her LL baptism.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you're not my favorite anymore.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, my loyalties go to Jeff now.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like JI just lost another supporter.
Jeff/Matthew/Graham in ‘08!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Actually, just fill out a blank check.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm over it and back to the kissing of ass.
I’ve resigned myself.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will reward you by arbitrarily placing you in the ROY lead
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're still in this
LFOJL has a broken leg.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic. I shall reward you with more kissing up.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone screen shot this for me?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how I get away with being the way I am.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This wouldn't be the first time I've called someone by the wrong name
back to the doghouse with me.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is the golden circle of gayness
he may know
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't tap that
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I definitely would not
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's like an 8 on your scale.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on my 0-100 scale yes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too skinny.
Plus what is up with that hair?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm excited to see how long it will take to find out her name and address
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I have to drive up where lives for business
This might be a legendary thread
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see what Graham has to do with this
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wish they hadn't issued a turn around on the SAR mission I was about to escape to
by Graham on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can rescue me when I get stuck in your tree like a helpless kitten
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to keep you in a cage in the corner
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Michael Rosenbaum is a handsome dude for being bald.

Hair do it for you?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, it's your Nazi brother?

Or is the mustache too big to be Nazi? Maybe French?
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how to edit pictures.
Just link. Or else I’d do something funny/cool. (Probably not, but one can always hope/dream)
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would've been more careful to match the shirt with the hat
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's more my color
if I catch you wearing it I will cut you.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I will buy a Pujols autograph and place it next to my Snelling and Soriano autographs
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had said it
it would have just been creepy.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm currently watching the game-thread in one half-size window and watching MST3K on YouTube on another window
Prestigious? Note that I am not in fact, actually watching the game.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I love you Beltre.
If Red ever tires of you, I shall adopt you as my own.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre is horrible.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A FIVE RUN HOME RUN
HE’S AWFUL! BUST!
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those All Star Statues of Liberty sure look rad.
by chinn on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Kenji s even more of a moron than Beltre was there.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You all fucking suck
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Niehaus is PISSED at Kenji for throwing that away
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BALL
HE HAD NO CHANCE TO GET HIM. HE HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING THAT THROW.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better yet
KOMO came back from commercial just in time to hear Niehaus going absolutely nuts… so it was rather bewildering.
by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STRASBURG
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait.....what?
(being away from home sux)
by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who wants to talk about Brett Favre?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have less trade value than I do
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your idea for Josh Paul Porno not going in sig now!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologize...
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn gives you the same thing as Bedard.
Result-based analysis says so.
by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
Geoff Baker proved it by showing IP lined up with ER, and they were sort of similar over the past few games.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Trade value gone.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Daddy’s home, and he’s been hitting the sauce.
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Robert is your daddy?
So the three of you are a couple?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what I was going for so instead I'm going to put you in the box for some reason
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am troubled by how you were able to respond to this
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodness I hope that was me.
Take note that I rescued you.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert's head on the "IT'S GOOFY TIME" picture.
Someone needs to make this happen.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple for JI:
Banned Matthew 07/06/08 10:36 PM PDT Lookout Landing Boxed for saying you got off free for JeffClown idea.
Banned R.J. Anderson 07/07/08 1:23 PM PDT DRaysBay Kyle Lohse Kyle LohseKyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, its a Mariners game.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What did you want me to add again?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicks Dig The Longo Ball.
I say this whenever he nails something.
by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is like the one time I found out how I was somehow less screwed up than my brother
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
Kuroda is perfect through 6 and an out
I traded Matt Kemp and Rich Harden for Erik Bedard
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like LA might finally catch Arizona.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been asking the same question.
But fuck the Dodgers. If we’re going down, I want it to be at the hands of the Giants.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juan Pierre
and Joe Torre’s dumbass line ups. Now if only they’d send DeWitt down.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo, just completed the seventh
I traded Matt Kemp and Rich Harden for Erik Bedard
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
65
Amazing.
Kuroda throws almost nothing but fastballs and splitters with the rare slider mixed in.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously check Fangraphs
the game where he got shelled awhile back I checked cause I thought he was throwing too many fastballs, but that is really what he throws.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker's new argument: Now, if you take away that one bad inning, Washburn's still better than Erik Bedard.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if you take away Bedard's bad inning?
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the 6th inning.
How has he only thrown 70 pitches?
by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Beltre!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread up
May this be the end of the horrible horrible subthread.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/7/566739/7-7-open-game-thread-part
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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