7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 7:48 PM PDT
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I heard Bedard for Rasmus, Reyes, and Trey Hearne myself
by Graham MacAree on Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a crap angle too.
I can’t wait for the archives.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Upon this evidence, I am convinced any average outfielder wouldn't have cost
Jamie Burke the game yesterday. Only Willie would
Try hard enough?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
I hate it when I'm typing a clever response and the "comments closed" box pops up.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Hey! See if I flatter you with compliments again.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell who I was mocking there
but I think it may have been myself.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
What is my value?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
No, because you never stopped.
I figured that was clear.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
"Untouchable" and "not traded for SRQ" are wildly dissimilar
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a dumbass not worth my time.
Maybe if he were funny, at least I could engage in a debate…right now it’s more fun to watch him fall on his face.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It's part of my charm.
I reel them in and make them feel safe.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm better at the danger part after the false sense of safety, though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't make animorphs
so good luck with being more terrifying.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He's already played his hand. Mine is still hidden.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only think of one thing worse than Clown Jeff
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ass-kissing Nola and Jeff?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah, you remind me of Mother Goose.
I fucking hate you Mariners
She should be NWolAmarinergirl
I fucking hate you Mariners
There is an NWA in there
Relates to him saying you are good at rhyming
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ice Cube will swarm
on any motherfucker in a blue uniform
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Its not good without a little bit of blood left in it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Because they make your feet big and clumsy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I got stung by three bees at work once.
I didn’t even need to go home.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I still walked around work today.
It was just hilarious.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever been stung by like 20 of them?
Not very much fun
Could be worse. You could be allergic like my dad.
Ever see someone’s arm swell up to twice its original size in under five minutes? Freaky.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Oh, you got one and didn't die
I remember you mentioning an uncanny fear of bees during the ‘05 playoffs.
I don't like how people have a longer memory for things I say than I do
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
...
” The American Mustache Institute officially offered their support for Giambi’s All-Star candidacy today. “It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”“
TWO CRITICAL POLL QUESTIONS:
Best Neil Young album: Time Fades Away or On The Beach?
Best R.E.M. album: Murmur or Reckoning?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
CAN YOU RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT ABSOLUTELY STOP USING ALCOHOL FOR 90 DAYS?
I’M TESTING YOU. IF YOU SAID, “Yes, I could. I just don’t want to…. ” YOU JUST FLUNKED
I had a dream not long ago
I was walking around at a party with a drink in my hand and Pat O Day’s voice kept telling me to put the drink down or my life would be ruined.
If I ever see Pat O Day I’m going to tie him up, throw him in my trunk, take him home and force feed him Zima.
I just listened to my first game on radio this year.
Sooooooo annoying.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent 4 days listening to Dave on the radio last week.
It was actually rather nice. He sounds way more confident on the radio side these days.
I listen to all the games on radio these days
My cable splitter broke, and I currently find the lack of cable TV strangely comforting.
I thought it was a whistle.
My friend goes to games and said they have a full band out there.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
You are a guest also.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Give me blumpkin
kthxbai
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Haircut? I thought that was just early-onset male pattern baldness.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
At least it's low maintenance, I'll give you that.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Needs angry eyebrows.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yup...this can be 100% validated
I fucking hate you Mariners
Needs more handsome.
Brian, I’m winning!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I probably shouldn't let me girlfriend read this place
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop talking like a pirate you fag
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your gf?
So you took us up on our craigslist suggestions eh? There are a lot of classy girls out there.
There is a reason I didn't participate in that thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That thread should be buried forever.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I got back from work and checked most of the links out.
The girls weren’t nearly as bad as you guys said. When you guys said fat, I expected 300+ pounds.
And we were just getting this thread sane again
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
she's not too bad
she won’t win any awards
but she has a Jeep and she’s a 6
hard to find anything better on CL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Yes
I like knowing she drives an American car.
And I’m a Jeep guy myself so I like this
Plus those eyes are fuckable
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Now you can cast him aside into the box.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
She does have nice eyes.
But notice how she has “cleverly” not shown her stomach or anything below that. Could be a porker.
Goodness gracious just stop right now.
Take note of the way the other males talk and learn.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no problem with chubby.
None at all. Just saying, it’s been my experience from online dating (small sample size) that if someone doesn’t show below the chest, they’re generally embarassed about something.
Or just more concerned with the face.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave the guy alone. At least he's trying.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who takes a picture of themselves
with their hands holding a camera 3 feet away, I can’t help but laugh at them. Not sure why. But you’re right she is not bad.
Robert's going to go crazy when he gets this piece of info.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It brought me into a weird girlfriends and Robert place.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't feel weird.
Do you feel weird?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
She's not one of us yet.
She needs to have her LL baptism.
And you're not my favorite anymore.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Actually, just fill out a blank check.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm over it and back to the kissing of ass.
I’ve resigned myself.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I will reward you by arbitrarily placing you in the ROY lead
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You're still in this
LFOJL has a broken leg.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic. I shall reward you with more kissing up.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone screen shot this for me?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This wouldn't be the first time I've called someone by the wrong name
back to the doghouse with me.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
She's like an 8 on your scale.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't see what Graham has to do with this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish they hadn't issued a turn around on the SAR mission I was about to escape to
by Graham MacAree on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You can rescue me when I get stuck in your tree like a helpless kitten
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to keep you in a cage in the corner
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know how to edit pictures.
Just link. Or else I’d do something funny/cool. (Probably not, but one can always hope/dream)
I would've been more careful to match the shirt with the hat
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's more my color
if I catch you wearing it I will cut you.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I will buy a Pujols autograph and place it next to my Snelling and Soriano autographs
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had said it
it would have just been creepy.
So I'm currently watching the game-thread in one half-size window and watching MST3K on YouTube on another window
Prestigious? Note that I am not in fact, actually watching the game.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
God I love you Beltre.
If Red ever tires of you, I shall adopt you as my own.
Beltre is horrible.
I fucking hate you Mariners
HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A FIVE RUN HOME RUN
HE’S AWFUL! BUST!
Wow. Kenji s even more of a moron than Beltre was there.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Better yet
KOMO came back from commercial just in time to hear Niehaus going absolutely nuts… so it was rather bewildering.
So who wants to talk about Brett Favre?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Your idea for Josh Paul Porno not going in sig now!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
This is true.
Geoff Baker proved it by showing IP lined up with ER, and they were sort of similar over the past few games.
Uh oh
Daddy’s home, and he’s been hitting the sauce.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Robert is your daddy?
So the three of you are a couple?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what I was going for so instead I'm going to put you in the box for some reason
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am troubled by how you were able to respond to this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodness I hope that was me.
Take note that I rescued you.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert's head on the "IT'S GOOFY TIME" picture.
Someone needs to make this happen.
A couple for JI:
Banned Matthew 07/06/08 10:36 PM PDT Lookout Landing Boxed for saying you got off free for JeffClown idea.
Banned R.J. Anderson 07/07/08 1:23 PM PDT DRaysBay Kyle Lohse Kyle LohseKyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse Kyle Lohse
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What did you want me to add again?
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
I've been asking the same question.
But fuck the Dodgers. If we’re going down, I want it to be at the hands of the Giants.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Juan Pierre
and Joe Torre’s dumbass line ups. Now if only they’d send DeWitt down.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Woo, just completed the seventh
I traded Matt Kemp and Rich Harden for Erik Bedard
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
65
Amazing.
Kuroda throws almost nothing but fastballs and splitters with the rare slider mixed in.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
seriously check Fangraphs
the game where he got shelled awhile back I checked cause I thought he was throwing too many fastballs, but that is really what he throws.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
New thread up
May this be the end of the horrible horrible subthread.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/7/566739/7-7-open-game-thread-part
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