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Around SBN: Nevin Shapiro Vows To Bring Down Miami

7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2

And I thought our normal game threads were crazy.

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Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

But you can like, hide in the bushes like normal.

by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I never started?

Oh snap

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is incorrect

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waived

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I have been good since my last visit to the box.

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women don't know how to be snarky

Make me a sandwich

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my hallmark

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a dumbass not worth my time.

Maybe if he were funny, at least I could engage in a debate…right now it’s more fun to watch him fall on his face.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's part of my charm.

I reel them in and make them feel safe.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't make animorphs

so good luck with being more terrifying.

by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be worse. You could be allergic like my dad.

Ever see someone’s arm swell up to twice its original size in under five minutes? Freaky.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

” The American Mustache Institute officially offered their support for Giambi’s All-Star candidacy today. “It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”“

by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO CRITICAL POLL QUESTIONS:

Best Neil Young album: Time Fades Away or On The Beach?
Best R.E.M. album: Murmur or Reckoning?

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN YOU RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT ABSOLUTELY STOP USING ALCOHOL FOR 90 DAYS?

I’M TESTING YOU. IF YOU SAID, “Yes, I could. I just don’t want to…. ” YOU JUST FLUNKED

by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a dream not long ago

I was walking around at a party with a drink in my hand and Pat O Day’s voice kept telling me to put the drink down or my life would be ruined.

If I ever see Pat O Day I’m going to tie him up, throw him in my trunk, take him home and force feed him Zima.

by marinator on Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent 4 days listening to Dave on the radio last week.

It was actually rather nice. He sounds way more confident on the radio side these days.

by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to all the games on radio these days

My cable splitter broke, and I currently find the lack of cable TV strangely comforting.

by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification: in your case.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your gf?

So you took us up on our craigslist suggestions eh? There are a lot of classy girls out there.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that reason is...

You were too busy emailing all those girls we suggested?

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got back from work and checked most of the links out.

The girls weren’t nearly as bad as you guys said. When you guys said fat, I expected 300+ pounds.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes we do

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

If I were in Tacoma right now I’d give that girl a call stat

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's not too bad

she won’t win any awards

but she has a Jeep and she’s a 6

hard to find anything better on CL

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I like knowing she drives an American car.

And I’m a Jeep guy myself so I like this

Plus those eyes are fuckable

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

yes yes yes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does have nice eyes.

But notice how she has “cleverly” not shown her stomach or anything below that. Could be a porker.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodness gracious just stop right now.

Take note of the way the other males talk and learn.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 7, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with chubby.

None at all. Just saying, it’s been my experience from online dating (small sample size) that if someone doesn’t show below the chest, they’re generally embarassed about something.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Baby Jesus

You have a sample size?!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who takes a picture of themselves

with their hands holding a camera 3 feet away, I can’t help but laugh at them. Not sure why. But you’re right she is not bad.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means she has few friends

That’s fine

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's not one of us yet.

She needs to have her LL baptism.

by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's more my color

if I catch you wearing it I will cut you.

by JI on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Kenji s even more of a moron than Beltre was there.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You all fucking suck

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BALL

HE HAD NO CHANCE TO GET HIM. HE HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING THAT THROW.

by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet

KOMO came back from commercial just in time to hear Niehaus going absolutely nuts… so it was rather bewildering.

by Gomez on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRASBURG

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jul 7, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait.....what?

(being away from home sux)

by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So who wants to talk about Brett Favre?

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Your idea for Josh Paul Porno not going in sig now!

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead

saves me time.

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Geoff Baker proved it by showing IP lined up with ER, and they were sort of similar over the past few games.

by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Daddy’s home, and he’s been hitting the sauce.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A couple for JI:

Banned Matthew 07/06/08 10:36 PM PDT Lookout Landing Boxed for saying you got off free for JeffClown idea.

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by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, its a Mariners game.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What did you want me to add again?

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

okedoki

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicks Dig The Longo Ball.

I say this whenever he nails something.

by P Brady on Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Kuroda is perfect through 6 and an out

I traded Matt Kemp and Rich Harden for Erik Bedard

by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo, just completed the seventh

I traded Matt Kemp and Rich Harden for Erik Bedard

by Frosty Raptor on Jul 7, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

65

Amazing.

Kuroda throws almost nothing but fastballs and splitters with the rare slider mixed in.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jul 7, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously check Fangraphs

the game where he got shelled awhile back I checked cause I thought he was throwing too many fastballs, but that is really what he throws.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jul 7, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the 6th inning.

How has he only thrown 70 pitches?

by ThundaPC on Jul 7, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Beltre!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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