7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2
And I thought our normal game threads were crazy.
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That Beltran deal makes no sense BTW
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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I heard Bedard for Rasmus, Reyes, and Trey Hearne myself
by Graham on
Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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that would be sick
but that’s not happening
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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and I like how you threw in Trey Hearne
that gives it credibility
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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This is a crap angle too.
I can’t wait for the archives.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Upon this evidence, I am convinced any average outfielder wouldn't have cost
Jamie Burke the game yesterday. Only Willie would
by Tony S on
Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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DRB user will not post another dead meme.
by R.J. Anderson on
Jul 7, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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Josh Paul Porno:
Shawn “Riggans Your Thingins”
by P Brady on
Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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Try hard enough?
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BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on
Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I hate it when I'm typing a clever response and the "comments closed" box pops up.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 7:53 PM PDT
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Hey! See if I flatter you with compliments again.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I can't tell who I was mocking there
but I think it may have been myself.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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women don't know how to be snarky
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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make me a sandwich
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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Should I be offended?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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What is my value?
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BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on
Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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Then
I respectfully disagree with this proposition
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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I have a limited no-trade clause
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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We don't have a box.
Or standards.
by R.J. Anderson on
Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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Do you have beautiful women?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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Beautiful Women Interested in Corconian Theory?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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No.
But you can like, hide in the bushes like normal.
by P Brady on
Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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I stopped doing that years ago
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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Because I never started?
Oh snap
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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No, because you never stopped.
I figured that was clear.
by R.J. Anderson on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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This is incorrect
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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Waived
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT
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Do we have a deal Jeff?
SRQ for Corco?
by R.J. Anderson on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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Thank you Jeff
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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"Untouchable" and "not traded for SRQ" are wildly dissimilar
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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Now I'm honored
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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The average of SRQ and Sonnanstine is an honor
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I have high standards
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT
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Yes I do
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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Nope, too easy
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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Women don't know how to be snarky
Make me a sandwich
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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That's my hallmark
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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He's a dumbass not worth my time.
Maybe if he were funny, at least I could engage in a debate…right now it’s more fun to watch him fall on his face.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:01 PM PDT
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It's part of my charm.
I reel them in and make them feel safe.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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I'm better at the danger part after the false sense of safety, though.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT
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You don't make animorphs
so good luck with being more terrifying.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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He's already played his hand. Mine is still hidden.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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You make it so hard not to make lewd comments.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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I can only think of one thing worse than Clown Jeff
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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Ass-kissing Nola and Jeff?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT
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Yeah, you remind me of Mother Goose.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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I'm still trying to decipher this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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I think it was intended to be a compliment.
But it sounds more like an insult.
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:06 PM PDT
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She should be NWolAmarinergirl
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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There is an NWA in there
Relates to him saying you are good at rhyming
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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Ice Cube will swarm
on any motherfucker in a blue uniform
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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I like my burger cooked medium well
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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Its not good without a little bit of blood left in it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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I don't like E. Coli
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:03 PM PDT
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That never hurt anyone
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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She's a hell of a lot better at being snarky than you
by Graham on
Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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Concurred
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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it never does
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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So bee stings linger for more time than I thought they did
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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Picture Ken Griffey Jr's head from that Simpsons episode and make it my foot
and make it less black
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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I don't get why people are so afraid of bees.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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Because they make your feet big and clumsy
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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I got stung by three bees at work once.
I didn’t even need to go home.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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I still walked around work today.
It was just hilarious.
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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Ever been stung by like 20 of them?
Not very much fun
by OlSalty on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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Could be worse. You could be allergic like my dad.
Ever see someone’s arm swell up to twice its original size in under five minutes? Freaky.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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Oh, you got one and didn't die
I remember you mentioning an uncanny fear of bees during the ‘05 playoffs.
by Gomez on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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I don't like how people have a longer memory for things I say than I do
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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"Now batting for the Astros... CRAIG BIGGIO!"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Gomez on
Jul 7, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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...
” The American Mustache Institute officially offered their support for Giambi’s All-Star candidacy today. “It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”“
by P Brady on
Jul 7, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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TWO CRITICAL POLL QUESTIONS:
Best Neil Young album: Time Fades Away or On The Beach?
Best R.E.M. album: Murmur or Reckoning?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Jul 7, 2008 7:57 PM PDT
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Life's Rich Pagent then Murmur then Chronic Town
No opinion on Neil Young.
by Jed MC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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CAN YOU RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT ABSOLUTELY STOP USING ALCOHOL FOR 90 DAYS?
I’M TESTING YOU. IF YOU SAID, “Yes, I could. I just don’t want to…. ” YOU JUST FLUNKED
by Gomez on
Jul 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT
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I don't like when Pat O'Day yells at me at 6:08 in the morning when I'm half asleep
by Gomez on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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I had a dream not long ago
I was walking around at a party with a drink in my hand and Pat O Day’s voice kept telling me to put the drink down or my life would be ruined.
If I ever see Pat O Day I’m going to tie him up, throw him in my trunk, take him home and force feed him Zima.
by marinator on
Jul 7, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I just listened to my first game on radio this year.
Sooooooo annoying.
by JI on
Jul 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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I spent 4 days listening to Dave on the radio last week.
It was actually rather nice. He sounds way more confident on the radio side these days.
by BrianL on
Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT
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I listen to all the games on radio these days
My cable splitter broke, and I currently find the lack of cable TV strangely comforting.
by Gomez on
Jul 7, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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I like listening to the radio a lot.
Stupid old man and his nostalgia.
by Jed MC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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I'm going to drive up to Oakland, find that guy with the trumpet and shove it up his ass.
by chinn on
Jul 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT
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I thought it was a whistle.
My friend goes to games and said they have a full band out there.
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BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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I must say, this is one of the worst game thread's I've seen
by drm1125 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:05 PM PDT
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You are a guest also.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on
Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT
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Add Shawn "Riggans Your Thingans" to your sig.
by P Brady on
Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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Give me blumpkin
kthxbai
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BELIEVE in 08!
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Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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Haircut? I thought that was just early-onset male pattern baldness.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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Clarification: in your case.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Jul 7, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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At least it's low maintenance, I'll give you that.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
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Jul 7, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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I forgot what Jeff looks like.
But this is what I picture.
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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Needs angry eyebrows.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:12 PM PDT
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Yup...this can be 100% validated
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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Needs more handsome.
Brian, I’m winning!
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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I probably shouldn't let me girlfriend read this place
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:14 PM PDT
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Your gf?
So you took us up on our craigslist suggestions eh? There are a lot of classy girls out there.
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT
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There is a reason I didn't participate in that thread
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:15 PM PDT
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And that reason is...
You were too busy emailing all those girls we suggested?
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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That thread should be buried forever.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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I got back from work and checked most of the links out.
The girls weren’t nearly as bad as you guys said. When you guys said fat, I expected 300+ pounds.
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I'd hit it like Tom Green Beats his Wife.
by P Brady on
Jul 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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Exactly
If I were in Tacoma right now I’d give that girl a call stat
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Jul 7, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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And we were just getting this thread sane again
by Jeff on
Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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she's not too bad
she won’t win any awards
but she has a Jeep and she’s a 6
hard to find anything better on CL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Jul 7, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Seriously? The jeep part... makes a difference?
by LantermanC on
Jul 7, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Yes
I like knowing she drives an American car.
And I’m a Jeep guy myself so I like this
Plus those eyes are fuckable
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Yes
yes yes yes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Now you can cast him aside into the box.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 7, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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on what grounds?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jul 7, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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She does have nice eyes.
But notice how she has “cleverly” not shown her stomach or anything below that. Could be a porker.
by LantermanC on Jul 7, 2008 8:41 P





