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If You Can Dream It, I Can 'Shop It Poorly

Got players you want to see on animals or other things? This is your fanpost! I won't even charge you a single cent. Just give me the player and what you want him shopped onto and I will save you the 10 minutes it could possibly take you to do it. This thread can also be used to call me fucking weird for photoshopping people onto animals!

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Order now and shipping will only cost two dollars! Did I say two dollars? I meant free! That's right, free! You can even send one to your mother!

*Offer does not apply in canada. Your request will be processed whenever I feel like it.

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i've always wondered how people formulate opinions...

...when they have no idea who they’re talking to or what they’re talking about.

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simple.
The same reason I was banned from posting there: to expose [Rev Halofan] as the nutbag he is.

Sounds pretty troll-ish to me, but I’ll let Jeff/Matthew/Graham deal with you.

Edited for proper punctuation, capitalization, and assholishness.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute... but, you just swung at ball four...

...i’ve been banned from the Landing before… and was reinstated for one reason only…

because Jeff is everything Rev. Halofan isn’t.

(coming from a Rangers fan)

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be just like those guys.

Then I started reading LL. I can proudly say I am not an ignorant asshole when it comes to saber stats.

I also find it ridiculously funny how personally those guys take things. From Halos:

You’re ridiculous. If you’re going to use McPherson as some kind of example, then at least spell his name right.

Seriously, these guys are a bunch of middle school twits who are fortunate to be shouting from the top of the standings. If we had a competent GM, things would be drastically different.

And redwolf, if you want to point out their homerish views, just tell them they look at the game of baseball subjectively and not objectively. Anyone can come up with a subjective argument to make themselves look smart; politicians do it everyday.

by Wilder. on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh there we go.

Carlos Beltran’s severed head sitting atop Jeff’s knife from the Recap in Pictures thread.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

I finished the .gif but now it only lets me save it as a .psd file

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do this tonight

I will make you admin once I decide to stop stalking Jeff and make my move.

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got one:

Barry Bonds’ head on Jesus’ body with the caption: “He died for our syringes”.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

"He juiced for our sins"

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by qrsouther on Jul 9, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

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