If You Can Dream It, I Can 'Shop It Poorly

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 5:39 PM PDT

Got players you want to see on animals or other things? This is your fanpost! I won't even charge you a single cent. Just give me the player and what you want him shopped onto and I will save you the 10 minutes it could possibly take you to do it. This thread can also be used to call me fucking weird for photoshopping people onto animals!

Order now and shipping will only cost two dollars! Did I say two dollars? I meant free! That's right, free! You can even send one to your mother!

*Offer does not apply in canada. Your request will be processed whenever I feel like it.

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Also I am preemptively recing this thread.

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

God bless your little demented soul

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I want Riggleman's decapitated head atop the knife Jeff's holding in that Recap in Pictures thread.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Things I should not have done: GISed severed head for inspiration

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs

And rec'd.

God bless you, child.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Ken Giraffey Jr.

by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

http://www.zooperstars.com/Characters/giraffeyjr.htm

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions

That's even more horrible than I imagined.

Harry Canary is the only one I can remember.

by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Clammy Sosa, Nolan Rhino and Nomar Garciaparrot were there

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Some of these things are incredibly racist

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I was thinking the Ichiroach is pretty bad.

Stallion Iverson?

by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Too wacist...

Cuba Si! Yanqi No!

by Patrick517 on Jul 6, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck it I was already half done

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Casey Possum is too general.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

So... no?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Rev. Halofan...

...and Mr. Hanky?

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

I don't want to start wars

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

You are wise.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I just got done reading this

Jesus

by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

What the hell inspired JI to post there?

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

the same reason i was banned from posting there...

...to expose the Rev. as the nutbag he is.

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

In other words, you're a troll.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

i've always wondered how people formulate opinions...

...when they have no idea who they’re talking to or what they’re talking about.

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Simple.

The same reason I was banned from posting there: to expose [Rev Halofan] as the nutbag he is.

Sounds pretty troll-ish to me, but I’ll let Jeff/Matthew/Graham deal with you.

Edited for proper punctuation, capitalization, and assholishness.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

...Not that I'm on his side or anything, but you sound kind of dickish here

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

HH trolling makes me pissy.

by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

cute... but, you just swung at ball four...

...i’ve been banned from the Landing before… and was reinstated for one reason only…

because Jeff is everything Rev. Halofan isn’t.

(coming from a Rangers fan)

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

you can go back to unclogging your toilet now, sonny.

by oc on Jul 6, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe people form these opinions based on your actions in the past?

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I used to be just like those guys.

Then I started reading LL. I can proudly say I am not an ignorant asshole when it comes to saber stats.

I also find it ridiculously funny how personally those guys take things. From Halos:

You’re ridiculous. If you’re going to use McPherson as some kind of example, then at least spell his name right.

Seriously, these guys are a bunch of middle school twits who are fortunate to be shouting from the top of the standings. If we had a competent GM, things would be drastically different.

And redwolf, if you want to point out their homerish views, just tell them they look at the game of baseball subjectively and not objectively. Anyone can come up with a subjective argument to make themselves look smart; politicians do it everyday.

by Wilder. on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions