If You Can Dream It, I Can 'Shop It Poorly
Got players you want to see on animals or other things? This is your fanpost! I won't even charge you a single cent. Just give me the player and what you want him shopped onto and I will save you the 10 minutes it could possibly take you to do it. This thread can also be used to call me fucking weird for photoshopping people onto animals!
Order now and shipping will only cost two dollars! Did I say two dollars? I meant free! That's right, free! You can even send one to your mother!
*Offer does not apply in canada. Your request will be processed whenever I feel like it.
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I don't have a good one of your hand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on the direction you deciede to take it
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v156/65/8/500267739/n500267739_295519_898.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v156/65/8/500267739/n500267739_295519_898.jpg
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This even
http://photos-739.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v286/65/8/500267739/n500267739_599675_8245.jpg
Also I am preemptively recing this thread.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Riggleman's decapitated head atop the knife Jeff's holding in that Recap in Pictures thread.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's even more horrible than I imagined.
Harry Canary is the only one I can remember.
by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of these things are incredibly racist
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the Ichiroach is pretty bad.
Stallion Iverson?
by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to start wars
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell inspired JI to post there?
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the same reason i was banned from posting there...
...to expose the Rev. as the nutbag he is.
by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've always wondered how people formulate opinions...
...when they have no idea who they’re talking to or what they’re talking about.
by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simple.
The same reason I was banned from posting there: to expose [Rev Halofan] as the nutbag he is.
Sounds pretty troll-ish to me, but I’ll let Jeff/Matthew/Graham deal with you.
Edited for proper punctuation, capitalization, and assholishness.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...Not that I'm on his side or anything, but you sound kind of dickish here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cute... but, you just swung at ball four...
...i’ve been banned from the Landing before… and was reinstated for one reason only…
because Jeff is everything Rev. Halofan isn’t.
(coming from a Rangers fan)
by oc on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be just like those guys.
Then I started reading LL. I can proudly say I am not an ignorant asshole when it comes to saber stats.
I also find it ridiculously funny how personally those guys take things. From Halos:
You’re ridiculous. If you’re going to use McPherson as some kind of example, then at least spell his name right.
Seriously, these guys are a bunch of middle school twits who are fortunate to be shouting from the top of the standings. If we had a competent GM, things would be drastically different.
And redwolf, if you want to point out their homerish views, just tell them they look at the game of baseball subjectively and not objectively. Anyone can come up with a subjective argument to make themselves look smart; politicians do it everyday.
by Wilder. on Jul 7, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the AL West...
...absolutely pussified this year…
by oc on Jul 6, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is not getting nearly the attention it deserves
I have a edgar-tiger stuffed animal in my room. Recreate it.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to think of a great photoshop for you to work on
but I’m failing miserably.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something involving Carlos Beltran's death
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh there we go.
Carlos Beltran’s severed head sitting atop Jeff’s knife from the Recap in Pictures thread.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, Graham, and Matthew's heads in Futurama head jars
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how to cartoonificate things
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you have to.
It’s hilarious even if you can’t.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it would be hilarious if you put a clown's face over a picture of our illustrious leader
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm terrified at times how quickly you respond to these
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He must get 'clown' alerts
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A deity form Jeff would be concerning.
He’d toss people into purgatory for minutes (years?) at a time for his own pleasure.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As his loyal patsy and ass-kisser
I am all for this.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, I need to never leave, as you rack up ass-kiss points when I am away.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You had four days to rack up ass-kissing points while I was gone.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2008 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I was gone too.
But I save mine for quality comments.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a color associated with this?
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get a clown flo-chart to illustrate this?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed the whackoff on corpses in the bottom left corner.
HEYO.
Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.
by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A small part of me wonders what the final solution is
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It played that fiddle like a dirty little whore.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this entire thread is a thinly disguised plea for recs
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't think I was trying to disguise it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wish I knew how you got the texts to match up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why weren't you at softball - we would have made you talk.
I joined LL at the same moment Jeff Clement hit his second homer!!!!
by Jeanuts on Jul 6, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did you make the texts match?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Os become 's, Fs can be made Es,and Ss and Cs are Ss and Cs.
Plus shrinking down the picture hides the imperfections.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about your face on the Handsome Pete .gif?
by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't you see what he said to Robert?
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My status was: drunk again. TOP SCORE
He will be sure to use that against me
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spam his wall to make him come back
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not working.
We need to offer him a compensation package in order to return
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did me as well.
I’m still debating on weather or not I should accept.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 6, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's IM'd me
He’ll IM you too. Possible hilarity.
by Gomez on Jul 6, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucker
I finished the .gif but now it only lets me save it as a .psd file
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to rape photoshop and imageready
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care that Jeff's head moves

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'll do this... tomorrow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you do this tonight
I will make you admin once I decide to stop stalking Jeff and make my move.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only got 7 minutes
There’s no way I can do that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny because when I come to power you jpeg privileges will be revoked.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll switch over to gif
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realized today that an excellent way to deter dumb newbs
Would be to require them to write their first 25 posts in paint, cause holy fuck that took some dedication
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am going to have so many fucking pictures to flag.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why god invented the flag
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use it as a way to talk to the mods
Like a little LL text message
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok so its more like a little LL smoke signal.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL message in bottle.
Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.
by qrsouther on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a Reggie Willits on a small albino-hairless cat please?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More scary that I had hoped.
I was thinking more like a cowering little rat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This post has, surprisingly, not induced nightmares.
Yet I am sure that there is more to come.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 6:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something unfortunate happening to Arthur Rhodes
by Robert on Jul 7, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will do this tomorrow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 7, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BHAHAHA, I salute you.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 7, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got one:
Barry Bonds’ head on Jesus’ body with the caption: “He died for our syringes”.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"He juiced for our sins"
Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.
by qrsouther on Jul 9, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Al Martin's head on a USC football player
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs



























