Sabathia --> Brewers
LaPorta + two other prospects, Alcides Escobar not among them.
More as I get it.
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Ditto. Make a run for it this year and at worst
you’re looking at a pair of draft picks to recover your losses. You wont get a LaPorta back, but then he never really fit too well there in the first place.
Speaking of a Brewer,
If Bedard does get traded, I wouldn’t be opposed to the M’s going after Ben Sheets this offseason. He comes across as a slightly less awesome, but slightly more reliable Bedard.
That plus Morrow in the Rotation would make almost every game must see.
I say almost because Silva will still be here and he will still be fat…
Washburn will likely be traded to the NL,
and Tits will be in the pen next year if we get another SP.
Felix
Bedard
Sheets
Silva
Morrow/RRS/Dickey.
Go Nova
And Strasburg after June 14 (or whenever the draft is)
I shouldn’t have said that.
We HOPE Washburn will be traded.
Tits is a very expensive middle reliever and Dickey likely won’t be back if we don’t sign him before free agency.
I think that we will be able to find a home for Wash.
An ~average LH starter looks pretty good for some NL teams.
Tits is expensive but he’ll hurt us more in the rotation than the pen.
My dream is Yuni/Washburn to the Dodgers for one of their good young guys.
Go Nova
"My dream is Yuni/Washburn to the Dodgers for one of their good young guys."
Hey, I think you stole that idea from me!
Well, his FIP is pretty good this season.
GB% is down a bit, though.
Somehow I doubt Sabathia helps the Brewers over come the Cubs, but they got a pretty good shot at the wildcard.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
My thoughts exactly.
I still don’t think they’re as good as the Cubs, but this puts them right there in the mix for a wild card spot.
Sabathia is gonna be the new Micah Owings
if he hits the way he has in his career…
The poster formerly known as Matt.
And Micah hasn't exactly hit extremely well this year
and his pitching has sucked ass. In fact, he might be in danger of losing his spot in the rotation if he keeps it up.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
I always loved him too...
Watch the video. That wasn’t wildness, he just couldn’t stand the assholes behind home plate talking on cell phones. The world would be a much better place if they had removed the mesh when he pitched.
well shit
I really hoping the M’s could cash in on some of the Brewers tasty prospects. Also, I’m a bit surprised at the package – only one top shelf minor leaguer? Seems cheap for a midseason move to get a killer arm.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 6, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Not to sound like a dick but
The rumors surrounding Sabathia and the Brewers sound awfully weak, since Milwaukee is not currently willing to send two of their top six prospects to Cleveland for a rental player they would have no chance in re-signing.
But does it sound like they are only sending LaPorta and a couple lesser prospects?
So half right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
However, right below that:
C.C. Sabathia Prediction: – Unless the Brewers change their stance, Sabathia will land in the Bronx or stay with Cleveland.If Milwaukee caves, at least somewhat, Cleveland would probably much prefer to send him to the National League, regardless of the fact that there is a good chance he signs with AL club in 2009, as long as the return is somewhat equal.
So the Brewers changed their stance.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
?
Isn’t it more like Cleveland changed their stance? They only got one of the good prospects, not two.
Yeah
The early reports look like Cleveland decided one top shelf prospect was enough, but I guess even if they’re not giving up Escobar or Gamel, the Brewers could still be giving up another one of their big six.
I'm okay with this
I was afraid that we’d trade Bedard for LaPorta, and I’m not sure if his power would translate well to Safeco.
In other news, Yankee Stadium is the biggest pos stadium in the world.
I want to make some witty zombie pun about brains or something
but I’m so worn down from traveling. Hartford is an ugly town and since mid-last week I’ve easily been walking 100+ blocks a day. I welcome death.
Fun fact: the town put on fireworks on July 5th because it's cheaper
to do so on that day than on July 4th.
The town’s only library closed for good on July 3rd.
Their bus drivers don’t know directions.
Their opera house is ridiculously run down.
Their Mexican restaurant serves tortilla chips that were clearly purchased from the grocery store.
and I could go on.
Hi, I'm Jeff.
I lived there for four years.
>:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time ask me before you go somewhere
It probably sucks.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm wearing my Rays shirt right now
and I have actually gotten a lot of compliments. So far Sox fans have not been that bad. I will see if that changes tomorrow when I visit Fenway.
Awesome place to drink and never interact with anyone ever
I love everything about Boston but the weather and the people.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
People's Republik in Cambridge
And the people are great as long as you stay away from talking about sports.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived there for about 6 years, but I moved in 2001 so some of this may be old.
The Middle East in Central Square in Cambridge is a good place. Three stages, one is free. Jake’s Boss BBQ in Jamaica Plain is delicious. If you like sushi, try Ginza in China Town or in Brookline. China Town is better, but less fancy and in a worse neighborhood. There is a good burger place on Mass Ave a few blocks towards Boston from Harvard Square – I think it is called Mrs. T’s. If you like falaffel, there is a good place in Central Square in an small old building that looks like a white castle. I can’t remember the name, but it was good.
If you like Italian food go to the north end – you really can’t go wrong there. Bova’s makes a proscuitto/mozz/basil sandwich that is fantastic – everything is homemade. Mike’s Pastry in the North End is wonderful and should not be missed.
If you want history/tourist stuff and haven’t been there before, do the Freedom Trail. It is cliche, but you do get to see a ton of cool things like Paul Revere’s house, etc.
Baseball wise, definitely go to Fenway. If you can’t get tickets, go hang around before a day game. The atmosphere is very different than Safeco and worth the experience. Plus, it is a short walk to the Museum of Fine Arts if you like that kind of thing. Many of the clubs are on Landsdowne street right behind the stadium too. When you go to Fenway on the T, get off at the Kenmore stop, not the Fenway stop. Kenmore is closer to the ballpark.
Don’t waste time on Newberry street unless you like really expensive clothes or like watching rich women buy said clothes. Harvard Square has been turned into a tourist haven with stores like Urban Outfitters. The Tasty or the “how do you like those apples” restaurant from Good Will Hunting has been shut down. You can see rich kids pretending to be poor and begging for cigs and loose change there and if you’re lucky you could see a professor with a pipe and a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches hanging around.
That Mexican restaurant is an embarrassment to Mexico.
When On The Border is the best Mexican food in town (“town” being Rocky Hill”) you know you’re in trouble.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My best friend and I lived in San Antonio for a while
They closed their On The Border.
I like that Seattle has some pretty decent Mexican options.
I drove to Boston rather than eat at the Mexican restaurant in Hartford.
Seattle’s is OK but having family in Tucson has really ruined me for NW Mexican food.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Piolin was a pretty good place for Peruvian
(which I realize is different, but you take what you can get.)
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It was good.
There was a Puerto Rican deli in my neighborhood that did good sandwiches, and a Jamaican place in a strip mall that did really good food. Other than that, I stayed away from non-Italian ethnic food in Hartford.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny how after four years the only - only - thing I miss about Hartford is the Half Door
I love the Half Door.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty much right there with you on that
I lived pretty much right around the corner from the Half Door, and I probably spent three or four nights there every single week I lived there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to love the Corner Pug but the HD stole my heart.
Of all the places to live in Hartford, you chose a pretty good one, didn’t you?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 6, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I got completely lucky
I’d never once set foot in Hartford before living there (moved there for work), and the person that handled my relo couldn’t understand why I wanted to live in a neighborhood where I could walk to stuff, so she put me there because then I’d stop bothering here. It was a great stroke of luck. The Corner Pug was pretty good, but it was no Half Door.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
Had a girlfriend that lived there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably about right.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived in Farmington
but have spent tons of time in Rocky Hill. My favorite Aunt/Uncle live there.
Hartford's a shithole; there is no reason to go there ever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Proximity to NY/BOS can't be beat
at least not without paying NY?BOS prices.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 6, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
if it weren’t for the history and the crowd, it’s just a highschool gym on a grand scale
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 7, 2008 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions
When you blog is amongst the exalted you will not need to outsource this.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I posted the blood orgy; you're in the clear now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys need higher standards for recs
They turn green after three? Shame on you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS IT!?
BURN IT BURN IT BURNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your people need more shift and subject line
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll trade Bishoff and Dannythegreat for him.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You could probably send him to Bluebird Banter for cash considerations.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll pick up the rest of Bishoff's contract.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about making the deal on rep alone, but it's a good thing I just did a scouting trip.
No way in hell we’re taking those two. We appreciate having punching bags around, but not at the cost of a promising rookie.
And they don't ostracize them the way we do here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
God I hope women don't have their own union.
LOLA is going to take us to the fucking cleaners during arb.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You and Jeff and Graham are going to rue the next vacation you take
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you imply that we take vacations together?
I take my vacations to get away from them.
I have this mental image
of the three of you prancing on a beach, hand in hand.
I had a lapse in judgment.
My 4-day vacation has eaten away at my ass-kissing skills. I assure you I’ll be back to normal form by tomorrow.
The worst part is that my comment in there isn't marked off
so I keep thinking there’s an unmarked comment in this thread.
MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Bishoff has potential though
He just needs some veteran leadership.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies.
Just open up his stance a little.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been in the minors for three years, though.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No one valued my House + Snark percentage.
My HARK is excellent.
Quick, allude to genocide before anyone notices!
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Google is a stalker.
It know more about my life than I do.
Gmail once told me I was hungry for cupcakes. And then I was!
The question that remains,
does he get some wacky tie-in jpeg, or does he get an animorph?
Who says it has to be one of the two?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, one of the two has to come first.
(And it’s usually you, hiyoooo)
Wait, Representative Patrick L. Kennedy?
Banned, no politics.
That's Patrick J. Kennedy
I am also not the child rapist Patrick Kennedy from Louisiana who just got his death sentence overturned.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry
If I were truly a Kennedy, I would have died already doing something like playing ski football.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You have an interest in 14 year old girls.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
I’m at the very lucky age where underage sex isn’t.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I came for the dannyboy lulz
I stay for the crude hilarity.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the homoeroticism?
We have lots of that here.
See my John Morgan comment below.
Your ass will be fired on the spot.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Your ass will be fired on the spot
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't control me!#%#!%!#
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BELIEVE in 08!
Maybe not in this sanctuary city
But back in der fatherland, your ass will be brought into submission.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring it bitch!
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BELIEVE in 08!
Six warrantless wiretaps have just been authorized
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wants Patrick Pic!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Anyone who knows how to use Myspace already has one.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a nice island getaway in eastern Cuba that awaits you if that pic gets posted.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll gladly take them
we’ll even give you the rights to Coach in exchange
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I understand
He has Jake Plummer’d?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We wouldn't know anymore...
He never writes, he never calls….
No, that's Gomez he IMed.
He just befriended me on Facebook. I’m still deciding on weather or not to accept.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Oh yeah, DRB is really more Germany than us?
Pffffft, you can be the Switzerland to our Germany.
This idea worked for me here.
JeffClown was 100% my idea and I got away scot free.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, we all got punalty boxed for that one
but LFoJL much longer than the rest
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
There are humans at the bottom of the garden, and a glimpse inside their House convinces the fierce young faery known as Knife that they have knowledge that could help her dying people.But if the human world has so much to offer, why is the faery Queen determined to keep her people away from it? Is there a connection between the House and the faeries’ loss of magic? And why is Knife so drawn to the young Paul McCormick — that strangest of creatures, a human male?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You have Richie Sexson collapse potential
The feds are eventually going to find out that your copy of photoshop is pirated
They price it at a point where only 15% need to be legal.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why anyone would pay for Photoshop when Gimp is free puzzles me.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Gimp sucks.
Seriously, I hate that program.
Either that or everyone will realize that he creeps the fuck out of everyone.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a time when I thought LFOJL was a good candidate to replace me
I than realized he’s in his own separate category.
He's like the pervert guy from SpinCity
except he’s disgusting in a completely different way.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Relax, you're safe for now.
Now about that deal to buy out your arbitration years…
They will release him after three days
and then you can pick him up for the league minimum
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have had him trade his dental plan for a free keg of beer.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have stuck to football...
John wouldn’t do this to me. He’d gently caress me and whisper soft, soothing things into my ears…
There there, it’s okay. Timmy Ruskell run the Seahawks…
Sweet mother of GOd what a stupid, stupid person.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Did your own screenshot confuse you again?
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 6, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Open ended?
Like a vagina! Up top!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to believe Robert only has a pager and no phone
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
For a few days
you were right, just about the wrong person.
I IZ PATRICK L KENNEDY

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BELIEVE in 08!
make CLOWN PLK NOW!
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
I wouldn't be one to talk Mr. Open Photobucket.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
lol IDC though
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Do you really think I would have left a public MySpace account with my pic on the front if I truly were taking great pains to protect my identity?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
no
it is all in good fun. The one we need is RJ he def cares.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
No, I don't.
I’m just smarter than you.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
bye bye DRB....
Hello LL
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BELIEVE in 08!
I'm not letting you go without compensation
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You can have my cousin...
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
Make it the girl from Saturday night, or no deal.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No deal you can keep me.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
I'm placing you on the Restricted List
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What about if I offer
“McGriff” girl…
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls
BELIEVE in 08!
get on aim and I will show you.
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BELIEVE in 08!
Trillian is broken
And AIM Express screws up my computer.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
secret mod thread
or a flag?
give the url in a flag.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You act like I'm actually going to go out of my way to talk to you.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Check DRB
I flag’d a comment with a link to a pic
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She is not bad
Throw in some cash, and you’ve got a deal.
/baseball mogul computer
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
And you won't be touching a girl for months
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Big talk
From someone who will owe me $25 in a month and a half for failing to go out with that one girl.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take the cousin.
Pat doesn’t know what to do with her anyways.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I can show her a good time
Besides, in 20 years you’ll be blogging from your Mom’s basement. I, meanwhile, will be the Governor of Florida.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Our elderly citizens
Are a vital part of what makes our state great. As productive, taxpaying citizens, they lend a great deal of experience to our younger generations. The mentorship that they provide to our youth is an irreplaceable asset that other states aren’t fortunate enough to have, and we need to exploit that fact to the fullest.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We are not proud of our legacy in that regard
Unfortunately at points in our past, we participated in a practice that was unspeakably cruel. The initiation and perpetuation of the practice of slavery shall forever exist as a blight on our proud state, and we will do all within our powers to make amends for that terrible time in our history.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you post under a full name, and have disclosed a possible age.
Furthermore, by posting here, I have access to your email and IP address…
I just now see the one comment you've ever rec'd on LL...
At least ClownJeff wasn’t Jeff’s own doing.
I bet it was my comment
I’m the all time rec leader.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a way to check the SBN all time rec leader?
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And you don't even beg for recs like Robert...
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But it wasn't and you can check
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHO GIFFED IT MOTHERFUCK WHO GIFFED IT
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
zomg, the lighting is all wrong.
and i can see pixels.
LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE AND [CLEAN UP HIS ROOM]
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no
I’m going to show up at my house one day and be greeted by knife-wielding clowns, furries, and fiddler cat.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I will go even further
I share a birthday with Carl Crawford, who was born exactly ten years before I.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a Leo tatoo to match.
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No
Sperm don’t belong on your neck.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not even a regular here
And I’m ambushed like this? You guys don’t know how to treat guests.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, okay
To begin….
Um….
Clay Bennett sucks?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 6, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He disappoints me.
First Garzamel now this.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 6, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
See, you need to trade for me instead of LFoJL.
Think of my House+Snark percentage!
I don't want to go to DRB anyway
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you're gone
i can type like this all i want about the players on the mariners team
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
See?
Not a whole lot of style, but it’s somewhat effective.
I'm working on my secondary key.jpegs.
I’ve got a wicked Enter-key.jpeg that I think is ready for the show.
Whatever, you've already got a role. We're not going to convert you into a starting commentor
even though Jeff took you with the fifth pick of last years Amatuer Blog Draft
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff claimed me off waivers from the Seattle PI blog.
I’m gonna be a starter, dammit!
The subject line is true.
We’re crafty on the waiver wire.
I can only think of the shit you got from the press
when I was hitting .230/.310/.325 my rookie season.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily we don't encourage results-based analysis.
We were impressed with your lack of spelling tools.
I made a period key
for those who aren’t man or woman enough to GIS “period.”
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad this isn't breaking news anymore
so people from other sites don’t stop by here expecting to see instant analysis and instead get this thread.
You mods should rule everyone with the same iron fist you rule me
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to think ironic usage is still permitted.
Notice the exclamation point.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You only have as much wrath as Jeff will permit.
It’s pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I banned Jeff on Thursday.
Your theory is stupid.
Matthew doesn't have wrath
He’s the cute cuddly mod
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you're just trying to bait me into banning you.
But oh no, I’m not goaded so easily. Like Robert’s future ban, it will come at the most painful time imaginary.
As soon as I become a mod I'm going to ban the three of you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Devin's not even around; he won't see it coming
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but if he catches you
he can plant crack on you.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Those cops are always trying to bring the white man down
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
All races need to be put down except the maoris
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Venezuelans
viva Loafie and Felix!
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I use it ironically all the time
See where that’s gotten me?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
A DRB-LL get together would be epic
imagine the flying recs!
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 7, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm never going to try to have a life ever again
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Who will explain sexual harassment to you and me?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 7, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I know what you're going for but fuck it
Corco can explain sexual harassment.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that I'm necessarily complaining
but this place is never going to attract new users. At least not normal ones.
For every me there are 30000000 butthols
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 7, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I should just ban you guys every time I leave the house
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 7, 2008 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember how the 2009 thread was all about baseball?
Who was missing from that thread?
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Although I would find it comical if Jeff banned everybody
and talked to himself in the GT like rincewind.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Known this for awhile
You know why we don’t get overrun by newbies?
This. This is why.

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