7/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 4:03 PM PDT
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Why settle for nine innings of the Mariners when you can have more than nine innings of the Mariners?
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Die a thousand deaths in a thousand days of pancreatic cancer....
for using this dead meme.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread has 100% less worst moment of your life
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You faggot. You call that a Riggleman o war?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm new to this animorph thing
Are you not meant to be able to tell who it is?
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd also be curious to see what a Rigglemantis would look like.
Has a nice ring to it for sure
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I was trying to find some other source pics for that
and did a google search for manowar…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, so links in subject lines don't work
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The right to fag carries with it certain well-defined duties. The senior, called fag-master, also known as the protector of his fags, is responsible for their happiness and good conduct.
by Nick S on Jul 6, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
English public school is fucking weird
I went to a normal school, I hasten to add.
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix has exclusively hit grand slams this year
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should be saddened by that fact.
But I’m not.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, Cesar Jimenez is effective
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are Extra inning games worth it?
Is there any data out there that shows the effects on a team playing a prolonged extra inning game?
Is it always worth fighting for the win or at some point does the usage of pitchers become a detriment to the team?
I am interested.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never give up.
Neva eva.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like seeing the pitchers get exhausted and the coaches having to get creative
Didn’t a position player pitch last year?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of any studies off the top of my head
but any effect is likely to be less significant than the loss you incur by giving up in extra innings.
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson/Cairo/Burke
Looks like we’ve got another inning of baseball on tap.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they going to pinch hit Clement now, that Robertson is away?
by Schuxu on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickey!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll get penalty boxed around here for that kind of talk
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For fagging?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson has such great power.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why has he not started swingng already?
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Riggleman doesn't want to send him to the plate until there are two outs.
That way when he hits a homer he won’t kill a rally.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well what do you know
I can’t believe the Indians are as bad as they are.
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why they play the....
...ahh well, you know….
by ThundaPC on Jul 6, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk about a contract anchor now. 4Y/60M hasn't even kicked in yet.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you make of the Lidge contract?
$39m for 3 years. My first instinct is “ouch” but I’m no expert.
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair value is my first impression.
Lidge was never as bad as he was made out to be those two years and he’s been really filthy. Still in this early 30s and only a three year deal?
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three years with a club option for a fourth
Maybe Lidge’s self-confidence is still low post-Pujols
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though I have some reservations about his K rate going forward.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
25.2% swinging strike rate.
Think about that. Over 1/4 pitches he threw was swung at and missed.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antonetti probably handed Hafner the money
Why would we want him?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Garko....
Him and Hafner must be using each other as support to kick the roid habit.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antonetti needs to jump that train wreck and join a team that's going places
by Alex B on Jul 6, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha...
I was thinking the same thing….
but then, in theory, that would free up someone from the Rays!
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Antonetti comes to Seattle, I will shower him with the same love that I shower Ruskell with.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read this as "if Antonetti comes to Seattle, I will shower with him"
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and Robert should have a gay-off
by seattlebruin on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert would beat me.
His love for Timmay knows no bounds.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For whom is he going to play in the ASG?
Or isn’t he nominated? I don’t know, are the nominations already published?
by Schuxu on Jul 6, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If a Triunfel in the forest and nobody heard it, does it still make a sound?
by Nick S on Jul 6, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa. Slowey down there.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put a Liddy on it.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just plain wrong
Mi Goreng is the best
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOW WHAT WILL I USE TO COMPLEMENT MY SHOPS
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admit it, you're upset too
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you
puns are important
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dead to me, can opener
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're all Fossum me to go insane
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you just go walk the Polanco already
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll just tell jokes instead
A man walks into Aybar…
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he asks the bartender, Izturis pay phone in here?
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's it Werth to you?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puns don't work when the name is the word
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
50 Schillings?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, why the Longoria face?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Bartender says...
IZturIS! It’s over there…
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, puns.
After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a feeling Bedard is going to land on the DL after this game.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scratched from his start this week.
Might as well.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twisted Uterus....
Prognosis to follow after an MRI.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard has female organs jokes.
Oh how wonderfully original.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is new and clever. Implying that he's a woman like that. Fresh.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They need to send somebody down later the week anyway
So they can switch some guys already now.
by Schuxu on Jul 6, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Houston and Atlanta are toe to toe with us
Also in the 13th.
by Schuxu on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And McCann just hackeysacked a foul tip to catch it.
It was great.
by Faux on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two kids in the front row were playing rock paper scissors
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We will win in this inning
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice call idiot
No wonder you arent allowed to vote
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 6, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Horrible luck there...
everything about that lined up perfectly to get Ichiro.
Fastball….
Letter High…
Perfect Throw…
Nothing you can do about that.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Para el turno
siguiente todo que digo será dicha en español
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pensé que Caberra fue supuesto para ser una grasa
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Por supuesto
No puedo decir una sola cosa en español
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Que Lastima!
Tomaste el frances?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jiminez is still out there?
Was he a starter in AAA?
by Faux on Jul 6, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Si Jeff era elegante
Él practicaría con esto antes de su viaje siguiente hasta Seattle.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
En lugar Felix bebe su corona silenciosamente
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead Felix drinks your crown silently?
My Spanish is rusty
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did it go like this?
Sean Green: My arm hurts.
Stottlemyer: hahahaha, you’re such a cut up Sean.
Sean: //whimper
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is impressive...
that his brain is so large that his skull can’t even contain it.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Esto hace que quiere escoger la fruta para el salario mínimo abajo
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fijaré en paint.jpg para el turno del fifthteen si lo hacemos
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, stopping by this game thread was a mistake.
by Garces on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
El círculo íntimo parece estar más bién un diagrama del vene
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The intimate circle seems to be rather a diagram of vene
by Garces on Jul 6, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never mind; I am no longer sad I was not here.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason the girls have never liked hot guy on guy action.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I mean "guy on guy action this is hot"
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the espanol.
But no, guy-on-guy not so hot…not usually anyway.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My spanish was never good unless I was referring to shoestores or shoplifting items from Shopko.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to add cerveza and bano to your vocab.
That’s really all you need.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way ahead of you an bano
“Cuando me bano yo toco los tambores.”
That line got me an A.
Yes, my teacher was awesome.
by JI on Jul 7, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this Cesar guy seems pretty decent.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things say in Rome!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiyooooooooooo!
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno.
I kinda thought it was funny.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The concept...yes...
The execution….not good.
by PLU Tim on Jul 6, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I be angry I decided to watch season three of Arrested Development rather than the game?
Has it been a fun 14 innings?
by thewyrm on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs more fucking Clement
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruled a double.
Example 431,231,877 why errors are stupid.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF...how does Clement not hit now..fuck this shit
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off and die Mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMN IT I HATE YOU RIGGLEMAN GO TO HELL
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has left an impression on me during his brief tenure as manager.
It’s not a favorable one.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you guys ever liked anybody though?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Piniella.
Melvin aside from the pitch counts.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Piniella had much better teams than everybody else though.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beside the point. He was good at managing.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Based on what?
When he had crappy teams (see-Devil Rays) they stayed crappy. And his bullpen management was particularly great. How long was Bobby Ayala closer for?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*wasn't particularly great, rather.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have time to go into this.
But he was good. No manager does everything how we’d like, but he did more better than most.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have time to go into this.
But he was good. No manager does everything how we’d like, but he did more better than most.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bunch a fuckin cracka ass racists
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES!!!!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is Clement didn't pinch hit!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is total BP tossing..haha
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well.....
it means I get to go mow the lawn finally.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
by Christian on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamie!
I’m so glad I stayed up for this one
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
by MarkE on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS CHRIST I'M HAPPY
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lieber alone
She’s been passed out on Hrbek for Sowers.
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why the fuck didn't Clement not hit?
Ditched the DH anyway.
by Schuxu on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is Burke shaking off?
He has more than one pitch?
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed when I saw that
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike*
That’s gotta be embarrassing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it, I get back from softball
Burke is on the mound… at first I thought perhpas we called up some pitcher named Burke…
by LantermanC on Jul 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REMEMBER THE ALOMAR
I’ve been drinking, a little. On the clock!
by Garces on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, without the wild pitch, that's a scoreless inning.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which would have been even more hilarious.
Especially to see if he went out there for a second frame.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was his fastball at?
I didn’t catch it.
by LantermanC on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome...pure awesome
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Outrageously awesome.
I wonder if this is their solution to getting Jamie more playing time.
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was my favorite out in my entire tenure as a Mariner fan.
by thewyrm on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I double posted.
That is fucking embarrassing.
by thewyrm on Jul 6, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man
I am anticipating this write up so much
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
by MarkE on Jul 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, no Reed?
Clearly Riggleman wants to go home.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get two runs now
Burke, W
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
by MarkE on Jul 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man I hope Ichiro homers or something
to give Burke the win.
by LantermanC on Jul 6, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they score a run...
Do they stick with Burke for the 16th?
by dkulich on Jul 6, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke should walk over and punch Yuni in his silly monkey face
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The hell? Why not bunt there to get RISP for Ichiro, who would get IBBed to bring up Lopez and Ibanez with chances?
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did that raft Yuni was on have to make it here...damn him.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Yuniesky Betancourt.
Seriously, Jesus Christ how can you ever swing at the first pitch from a guy who only throws suck pitches?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is true..but Yuni sucks donkey balls.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And many are out of the zone
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard it and didn't see it.
It was Yuni so I assumed.
Bad job me
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah..Yuni can go Cory Lidle himself.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god thats over
I only had ideas for 2 more innings
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So wait why didn't they just use Dickey anyway?
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear Yuniesky Betancourt has to be the stupidest player alive.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 6, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Burke has officially overtaken John Mabry as my favorite player ever
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This
But only if you have a separate divisions for good and bad players
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Want to be more angry?
Watch the Yankees/Boston game on ESPN WITH THE SOUND ON.
Simple groundball (with Crisp not running out of the box because he didn’t know where it went) to Jeter and the douchebag lauds the great play he just made!
Oh, and Joba is pitching…fuck this.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix has some nifty shades.
He has better taste in that than cars at least.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BEES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE EVOLUTIONARY BENEFIT OF BEING ABLE TO STING AFTER YOU’RE DEAD
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they're like the Sammael creatures in Hellboy
If they sting you when they die, the stinger can deposit eggs into your skin that will hatch as soon as another bee is killed.
What if Ichiro patrolled Safeco's outfield while riding a Utahraptor?
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA..happened to me too when I was younger.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poking it with pencils?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much longer till you get hired by Princeton Plainsbourgh?
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should start fighting the numbness with an addiction
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you heard of the new wonder drug? I believe it's called Placebo
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You so stole this from an episode of the Dilbert TV series.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You caught me
I loved that show
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did, too.
Shame it was picked up by UPN. It would have lived longer on another network.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the worst network for it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the worst network for anything.
UPN was a sitcom graveyard.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dilbert was awesome.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 6, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Pez addictions were cool
Cause they are so tasty.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can be cool if you're creative about it
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chop them up and snort them
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why chop them up?
Go straight for Pixie Stix.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This man sounds like he is a doctor
Listen to him
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, but I'm allergic to bees.
If you are allergic and don’t have an epi-pen, that’s the best thing to do.
by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only a BA.
MC are just initials – I can’t rap either.
by Jed MC on Jul 6, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed Burke pitching? Damn.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He gave up a wild pitch
but that was overshadowed by him getting Pudge to swing and miss at a “fastball.”
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda regret zoning out the Mariners this weekend
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only watch in hopes of seeing something awesome/crazy
ala Felix grand slam or Burke pitching.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe it or not I actually love watching baseball games
Its just that this team is so boring that I can’t help but go off topic.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boring teams spawn off-topic discussion.
For entertaining baseball, I watch the Rays.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am in the same boat as you
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidence to the contrary:
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A) Why is Corco in the dark while Robert is getting a tan?
B) Who the fuck gave their baby to Corco?
by Jeff on Jul 6, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know the answers, I was just hiding in the bushes
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Queerly a fake
I’m not strong enough to paddle a boat.
by Robert on Jul 6, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm good with kids :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to photoshop Corco into a German car that is powered by minced American flags.
by JI on Jul 6, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you flag that one?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 6, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 6, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes and Morrow were apparently unavailable.
With Bedard likely to miss a start, Dickey was most likely unavailable too.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what's up with Baker lately?
It seems like he’s hardly covering the team.
by BrianL on Jul 6, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Matthew and Graham are no longer overlords...
Jeff wants all the glory.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 6, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's just my computer,
but on the bottom of the page under “Overlords” there are only Gomez, Jeff, and Devin.
I’d screenshot it but I’m not sure how.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't say that for me and I still have all my admin functions, so I think it's a goof on your comp.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
In FF it shows all of you, but in IE it doesn’t show you and Graham.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 6, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just hit prt scr
Then right click and paste
What if Ichiro patrolled Safeco's outfield while riding a Utahraptor?
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 6, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but for whatever reason my prnt scrn button isn't working.
Oh well
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 6, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What interests me more in the standings is the fact that the Giants are just 5 games back of Arizona.
Some small demented part of me wants them to not only win the division, but to ride that Cain and Lincecum to a World Series title. Because how hilarious would that be?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 6, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slightly less funny than having Barry Zito lose the World Series for them
when he walks in the winning (Ray) run.
by Matthew on Jul 6, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JEFF
They have Dogfish Head 90-Minute at the BevMo in Mission Valley. There were two four-packs, and I left one for you. It’s hiding on the back of the shelf.
by Teej on Jul 6, 2008 10:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard but yet to confirm that they also have it at Costplus.
There’s locations all over, I’m going to try the Temecula and Escondido ones as soon as I get back from Seattle
by seattlebruin on Jul 7, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are the greatest.
I may be making a pit stop on my way home tomorrow…
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still thinking about Friday, will keep you informed
by Jeff on Jul 7, 2008 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in. Jen's family's in town, and I need an out.
So yeah, even if you don’t go, I’m there.
by Teej on Jul 7, 2008 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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