Lose Dammit

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2008 11:41 AM PDT in Bad News Comment 30 comments

Team	W	L	W%	GB	RS	RA	RS-RA	L10
Washington	34	54	.386	--	319	438	-119	4-6
San Diego	34	53	.391	0.5	323	411	-88	2-8
Seattle	34	52	.395	1.0	350	409	-59	7-3
Colorado	36	51	.414	2.5	385	455	-70	4-6
Strasburg Standings

The good news is that the Mariners, being the only AL team represented here, have a better chance at losing games in the second half than their NL brethern simply by dint of playing the harder schedule. And the Ms second half schedule is a tougher version of their first half, but they're going to have to take advantage of that and start rolling over to these stronger teams. They can begin tonight by having Ichiro take Riggelman up on his offer for a day off. Do it for Strasburg Ichiro.

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I have a bad feeling the Clement and Reed are going to sink this ship.

Vidro is going to have to man up and bear down big time to make this happen.

by JI on Jul 5, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's going to have to keep on batting clean up to help us.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jul 5, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sexson, Vidro, and Batista could help us do this easily

But management is against the idea of having all three of them in a game at the same time.

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Imagine if there was actually a Strasburg Ichiro hybrid.

Would he be named Felix?

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 5, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ichilix

by lyleleander on Jul 5, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felichiro sounds more fitting for discussion around these parts.

Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!

by Double06 on Jul 5, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like a pedophile.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

...In a porno.

Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!

by Double06 on Jul 6, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is the exact opposite of last year.

No one thought that team was good enough to get into the playoffs, but they got just close enough to fool everyone into having false hope. I don’t think many people thought this team was the worst in the majors, but they’ve been bad enough so far to make everyone salivate over Strasburg.

We literally cannot win for losing.

by acblue on Jul 5, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How big is the dropoff after Strasburg?

So I can be appropriately displeased with the M’s having a pick between 2 and 5.

by Sports on a Schtick on Jul 5, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Supposedly it's a very good draft class of college pitchers.

Also there’s a 2B named Ackley from UNC who’s really good.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jul 5, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Weaver to the Indians

Now there was someone who could’ve helped us chase down Strasburg.

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I hate to say it

But Washington is really really bad. -119 before the all-star break? That is epic.

by DAMellen on Jul 5, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damnit, We need to come through in the clutch!

Where is your team pride, Mariners? Take that third strike and smile a little more, bobble
that routine grounder with a little more grit, groove that 3-0 fastball that much more up and in the wheelhouse.

The funny thing is, amongst all the Princess Willie, Vidro and Cairo slamming we’ve been doing, I wonder if the team management really isn’t just a few steps ahead of us and are actually right there with us, setting sail together on the USS Strasburg Goldenthong.

by lyleleander on Jul 5, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs