Stupid. I'm going to write about something else.

Biggest Contribution: Ichiro, +6.1%
Biggest Suckfest: Carlos Silva, -30.7%
Most Important AB: Lopez double, +6.9%
Most Important Pitch: Joyce single, -12.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -33.9%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -21.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +5.1%
(What is this chart?)