7/31: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers, Jul 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
Bear in mind that we were shut down by David Purcey.
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Harold Reynolds thinks Ken Griffey is who he was 10 years ago.
Jim Edmonds is making me happy today.
Reynolds wants to be in the shape Griffey is in now? Or Griffey is in the shape Reynolds was 10 years ago?
Reynolds never makes any sense.
This is true.
10 years ago, Ken Griffey Jr was indeed Ken Griffey Jr. And it is true that right now, he is Ken Griffey Jr.
That's exactly what I meant.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, a game.
I almost forgot it was Dickey time.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Who are these pitchers!? And why do they dominate us?
I fucking hate you Mariners
mlbtv just showed the Rhodes Justice homer and I couldn't record it. >:(
Jim Edmonds is making me happy today.
This is the first game all year where the Cardinals lineup is more hilarious than the Mariners.
Jim Edmonds is making me happy today.
This is the first game all year where the Mariners have a legitimate shot of winning.
"Hole in one, eh?"
Incorrect.
Please reference every Felix start.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Incorrect.
Please remember to subtract the automatic loss because of the Mariners’ offense.
"Hole in one, eh?"
Thank god those 40 wins were all a dream
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm... Okay?
What’s wrong with Beltre?
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
nothing
Riggleman said he was giving Beltre the day off.
Go Fo Broke!
Okay, fair enough.
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
DFR's 21st
I was looking up Dennis Freakin’ Raben’s stats and noticed that he turns 21 today. I’ll bet he doesn’t hit so good tomorrow.
Scratched with "flu-like symptoms".
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
Enjoy yourself Dennis!
...hope to see you in Peoria next April, if not up for a cup-o-joe this September.
Take a cab man!
I'm back to liking midgets too much.
They didn't sell!
Jim Edmonds is making me happy today.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there last night and can confirm.
They are all sorts of awful.
Haha Willie...
standing safely on 1st and shaking his head…
Hello Raul.
Looks like you will provide us with two draft picks.
Dave doesn't think Griffey can play CF anymore.
Dave is a wise man.
or Cameron, Berry, or even Foley!
Jim Edmonds is making me happy today.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So 16.5 straight hours of data entry for me.
I am so fricking tired I can’t even bring myself to load up mlb.tv. 1.5 more hours before I can get some blessed sleep.
What kind of data do you have to enter?
Is it job related?
Yeah.
Tracking shipping and recieving for an oil rig. Today is my last day of the hitch. I had been working midnight to noon, but I am working 18 hours today instead of getting up at midnight to work like 4.5 hours before I get on the plane.
Chip Caray is a goddanmed fool
there shouldn’t be a minimum payroll.
Investing money in player development or signing draft picks is much more worthwhile than signing middling free agents.
I fucking hate you Joel.
Agreed, for the most part.
But the Marlins’ spending less than what they get just from revenue-sharing is irritating.
Nonsense.
We have a goal and is has nothing to do with winning games
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Obviously the Mariners care about winning!
Otherwise why would they keep greats like Ibanez and Washburn and trade propsects like Rhodes?
"Hole in one, eh?"
We can blow it if we try.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
His hitting has been better than his pitching.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
5 IP, 7H, 4BB, 0K
To the Cardinals G-lineup
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fucking balls
I just realized that Griffey to the White Soc means that, when the ChiSox come to town in a few weeks, that Junior will indeed make another triumphant, overblown return to Safeco Field.
Maybe we can call up Ryan Feierabend in time for the series so he can get booed out of the building again for doing his job.
I checked that as soon as I heard about the trade
White Sox’s do not play at SafeCo again this year.
Maybe we'll play Chicago in the playoffs.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Willie and Cairo approaching a fly ball up the line
what a sight…
IT'S THE OTHER JMB!
The one who happens to not be Jason Michael Barker but who has a username with the same letters!
"Hole in one, eh?"
Now you know why they have that record with that offense
TAMPA BAY RAYS: 2008 CITRUS SERIES CHAMPIONS
But some teams have worse of both
Mariner offense > Nationals offense
Mariner pitching > Ranger pitching
TAMPA BAY RAYS: 2008 CITRUS SERIES CHAMPIONS
Well none of those teams are as bad as the 2003 Detroit Tigers.
RS: 591
RA: 928
That’s just pathetic.
"Hole in one, eh?"
Think of a team that possessed BOTH
the Nationals O and the Rangers pitching
That’s ‘62 Mets shit right there
TAMPA BAY RAYS: 2008 CITRUS SERIES CHAMPIONS
The '62 Mets were actually better than the 2003 Tigers.
At least by Pythag. Records.
"Hole in one, eh?"
I take GREAT comfort in watching the Yanks getting slaughter
TAMPA BAY RAYS: 2008 CITRUS SERIES CHAMPIONS
Pettite got shelled
11 hits through 5+ innings
You really don't like having the ability to post here do you?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The rest of us, however, do.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You really have no idea what makes you so annoying do you?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not 'annoying at times' you silly little man
Annoying is your base state of being.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
See, snarky.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you learn to accept the snarkiness of Graham, this world is a better place.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not being cruel to you, and he never has been.
He’s being snippy, and you’re going to have to get used to people being snippy to you unless you want to be miserable your whole life. You don’t have to like it, but you can’t let it bug you as much as it does.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He insults me and then threatens to ban
me when I fight back? Oh yeah, that’s not cruel.
"Hole in one, eh?"
It's because you take things way too seriously.
Graham isn’t cruel to you. He’s just Graham. You’ve seen him when he’s cruel to people (that deserve it) and it’s way, way worse than what you get.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
In his defence I was pretty cruel to him when Brett gave him my IM address.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that here or on IM?
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So it doesn't really apply then.
That’s not a public forum.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
In the sense that it's not private communication, yes.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
I emphatically discouraged it.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So it isn't "in his defence".
It’s more of a strike against him.
Suck it up
You’ve earned each and every one
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I missed Coach v. NOLA
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus Graham.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 1, 2008 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Second half turnaround!
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh Lopez needs to keep the streak alive
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently if I don't pay attention, the Mariners start winning.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Huh Willie walked
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Is it wrong that I prefer the games where we lose pathetically?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
I prefer the games where Yuni is playing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what I said.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm okay with this one because Dickey has been on point.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This Dustin Nippert fellow sure is good
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Motherfucking luck
The streak must survive
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Runs AND run prevention.
I haven’t been watching and just checked the score. R.A. Dickey is the man.
It's a trade deadline day miracle.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Cairo struck out
I feel better
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
...And you're back.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Was there a discussion of my absence or something?
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant after earlier when you couldn't make your words work.
That was a funny comment.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 31, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
In that case I was being coy.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What's a good heckle for a player that wears stirrups?
There’s an asshole on an independent league player that hit on my GF over and over despite her yelling at him. I’ve been heckling him ever since, and he started wearing stirrups.
I’ve done “The 1800s called and they want their stirrups back.” and variations of horse jokes (which works on two levels because he looks like a horse). They’re really affecting him, as he hasn’t gotten a hit on any games I’ve gone to, but otherwise hits 300. I just need some new lines to keep it up for the rest of the season.
"Hey Dontrelle!"
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dontrelle sucks really bad, though.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like "Hey Dontrelle"
he might not get it, but doesn’t this make it even funnier?
You could tell him Frederick's of Hollywood is having a sale on garters.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh, that's a good one.
There’s all sorts of garter jokes I could use. That one suggestion might last me the rest of the year.
Small white catcher != large black pitcher.
It wouldn’t really work, especially in the NY area. No one knows that DW wears stirrups. They barely know anything outside of the names of their favorite Yankees.
I think I have an idea for a DeMotivators poster
Involving a team picture of the 2008 Mariners
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
that would help things... Silva getting a relief start.
It would show the Nationals that we want to be dead last! Those bastards.
god you are worthless Reed.
How does this happen?
It makes me significantly less optimistic about next year.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't remind me.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a metaphorical boner for Melky as soon as I heard his name mentioned.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Defense clearly.
Reed’s artillery line is woefully immobile.
And it's funny that Brad Adam read the ad copy that time.
Sims never seemed too thrilled about it.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This has to be the most boring team ever
8/18 of our lineup is just depressing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
That's two thirds!
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh...
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 1, 2008 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Sierra Nevada anniversary ale
was disappointing.
It's not gay if you put it in a paper bag
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gay at all. I enjoy wine.
There’s just so much of it.
Apfelwein?
Can you get that easily outside of Frankfurt?
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just 20 KM outside of Frankfurt
So yeah I can get it pretty easily… ;-)
for the rest (+100 KM) it gets much tougher though.
Aha.
And yeah, I was wondering about that one.
Apfelwein and Leiterchen. Ah, I miss Frankfurt.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy dry ciders quite a bit.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Franzia White Zinfandel!
Served at only the finest college keggers!
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Very much so.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Chub and Dale's Pale for me.
It’s an Oskar Blues sort of night.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And an Old Rasputin for bedtime.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice. I have some old chub in the fridge but I'm all about trying new things.
Even if I know I won’t like them much.
I had Ten Fidy for the first time the other night. Man.
But yeah, I’m with you on trying new stuff. I occasionally love beers that aren’t especially well regarded by others, and really, what’s the harm? Even if it’s underwhelming, it’s still beer.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten Fidy is in my top 5 beers of all time.
Which is saying something.
I almost bought that until I saw the Midas Touch hiding in the back
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost don't want to drink my various Dogfish Heads because I like they way they dignify my fridge
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bottle of Delerium Tremens that I don't ever want to open.
It makes me look really classy.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm one up on you since I store them in a cellaring rack.
What now bitch?
It's on top of my fridge.
I’m new to this whole “having class” thing.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My Mommy bought it for me. It would be disrespectful not to drink it...
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I only got two bottles, so I'm hesitant to drink the last one.
You’re right—I feel so classy and refined having it in my fridge.
My favorite part is the label that looks like it was created on my home printer. No bar code, no fine print, no nothing.
I could never bring myself to fall in love with that face
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like a wacky English Professor who smokes lots of weed and loves the Marx Brothers.
Which is part of why I love him.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He reminds me of one of my classics profs.
Except he needs an accent.
You can do better than that
Some of those are by different Jeffs
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just an extension of stalking
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it; it gives me more to read.
Archive away, Robert!
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 1, 2008 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll take the knuckler over the suck pitch
most of our starting staff throws.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously, where would they be looking to spend?
Beckett/Matsuzaka/Lester/Buchholz/Masterson would be fine, but I guess they’ll probably throw some money at one of the starters.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No catchers to spend money on
I could see them targeting Sabathia and Furcal.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know. Will they?
That money has to go somewhere, right?
God dammit, they’re too well-run for their own good.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
But Papelbon/Okajima/Delcarmen/Aardsma is pretty good and ahhhhh
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Golden bidet for Ortiz?
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, holy shit, the Red Sox are set up.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking hell.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch Lowrie for Clement happen in December
by Graham MacAree on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It wouldn't be so irritating
were it not for the fact that their fans need to die in fire.
I still hate the Yankees more, though.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit I hate baseball so fucking much.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Varitek and Schilling are the big ones
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this plan involve lacing Theo's drinks with rohypnol during the winter meetings?
If so, I approve of this plan.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He built up an immunity in college.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Roofie'd GMs don't make bad trades.
Roofie’d GMs don’t do much of anything on account of unconscious.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Convince him that Joh > Varitek and that he, Okajima and DiceK will lock up the Japanese fanbase forever
... in other words, yeah, spike the fuck out of those drinks.
Wow, we have the opposite record of the Angels.
There’s a reason I never look at the standings.
His second half is going to be ridiculous.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless he's too demoralized to try anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
That’s good though, because it lowers his trade value during the winter.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it that this is what I am happy about.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So the outfield in Chavez Latrine is pretty big.
Will Manny end up looking better to the defensive metrics or worse?
Sims did the same thing.
It just kinda’ kept floating.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The streak! It lives!
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
and Beltre is alright too
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
*all right
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Miguel Cairo allowed to double?
I don’t have my rulebook on me
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
He's the new Rich Amaral, except without ANY power.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And a better glove.
Man Rich Amaral sucked at defense.
I thought he was a passable outfielder.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch the plate discipline be real as he leaves (finally) in free agency
and starts putting up years of .360+ OBP seasons.
shut up. shut up.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think what's clear...
is that Willie should have spent a couple years more in the minors learning the strike zone. Thanks, Lou and Pat!
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What the Fuck?!?!
I just tuned in. Dickey Time is in full force and we’re scoring all over the place? Did I miss something? (besides the entire game)
Ramon Vasquez is a venereal disease
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that good.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that bad.
Just not that good.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I own it and can be persuasive
Remember the smoked porter?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't either
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You just made this awkward for Coach
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So, tell me something
Is Dickey doing what I think he’s doing, and outpitching the Three Amigos of Suck in our rotation?
by eponymous_coward on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
how dare you
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So where's the other 6/9 of him?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I like game threads a lot more when you're in them
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Chinn is a treasure.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank goodness he's here too because I'm about to pass out
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Drunk or just tired?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Weeks like that are never good.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
boom callback
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know how you manage to do what you do for so little tangible reward
but I’m eternally grateful that you do it.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially when you're a chemist or whatever exactly it is that Jeff works as.
Because one mistake by misreading a label and BOOM.
"Hole in one, eh?"
I guess it could be if I were really really stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep depriving yourself of sleep.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather be tired and enjoy good times than be well rested and boring.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't particularly enjoy blowing up
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that's what you meant.
Nevermind.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Like you'd have time to feel stupid about it.
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The only good thing about dead end retail work
is that I can not do shit, not give a shit, and not feel bad about it in the least.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
See, you bring this on yourself. It's hard to feel sorry for you.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you hate Justin Morneau's stance
He’s majestically heroic
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
mlb.tv ads shape my opinions of people
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I would very much enjoy drinking with Coco Crisp
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I now hate A-Rod and Scott Rolen
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod is volatile
Scott Rolen I absolutely hate now because he sounds so smug bragging about mlb.tv
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Phillips seems like a pleasant man to live next to
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Magglio Ordonez is the foreign exchange student who you ask to say funny words over and over
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It gets me every time
“fuck off” is also sounds funny coming from Brits
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This meme reminds me of GTA and I love it for that.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Which meme?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
British pronunciation of aluminum.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
People from New Jersey pronounce "water" as "wooter"
It slays me
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
People from New Jersey are disgusting
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That state gets a lot of shit but it completely deserves it
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so sorry
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
A friend of mine from New York just spent a week there.
He kept saying wooter the other night and it was all I could do to keep myself from losing it.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love accents!
I was about to lose it because of the awesome.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a British accent for 3 years
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch a lot of Red Dwarf or something?
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I took it a step further than that
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Riggleman clapping?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
My cunning plan to get sick of the name Strasburg before next June is working perfectly
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be applying to chinn college
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
J.J. is not very good anymore...
Age regression + slow healing + lost confidence = 2008 J.J.
Willie informed the listening audience that JJ got the #1 pick in his fake stats and players football team draft
They made up stats for their league?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when KOMO radio comes back from commercial and they're playing "More Bounce To The Ounce" as their bumper music
These are some of the biggest crackers in the world and they probably couldn’t pick Roger Troutman out of a lineup.
Goddamn white people
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 31, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That stupid yellow always confuses me.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 1, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
How has this not turned green?
I fucking hate you Joel.
by JI on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Posted after the game.
I hate baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 31, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It'd be green at DRB.
If they understood, that is.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Aug 1, 2008 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions

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