7/3: Open Game Thread
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners, Jul 3, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
SERIOUSLY BILL WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKING
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Don't be too sure Bill Bavasi would know what to do with the #1 pick.
Last time he got it, he drafted Darin Erstad.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since when am I here to HELP you? :-P
I have two jobs on this blog: putting down Bavasi, and being a retarded fanboy about Joe Saunders. HELP was negotiated off the contract for being too vague.
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by Zu Long on Jul 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi could have done worse than Erstad.
While he wasn’t a tremendous player like all teams would like a #1 pick to be, Erstad was a solid contributor offensively for most of his career. And, if I remember correctly, he also played a pretty good outfield.
Take a look at the years before and after that 1995 draft. The #1 overall picks were Paul Wilson and Kris Benson. That would have been worse.
by schismatix on Jul 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True enough.
But I objected to the Erstad decision because we picked a guy who was near major-league ready at a position WE DIDN’T NEED. Our OF was Tim Salmon, Jim Edmonds, and Garret Anderson. All in their early-mid 20s. We were fine in the outfield. Picking up quick to the majors outfielder with high skills but low tools using the number one pick made NO SENSE.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Kris Benson looked like a great pick until the injury post-2000
He was never really the same after that.
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by Zu Long on Jul 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First person to mention to post a picture of his wife gets nominated to get banned.
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS!
What a comeback!
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, but that was still crazy awesome.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats awesome
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted them to lose so bad
I about threw up when they won. They must’ve seen the Dodgers score and decided to keep it interesting.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A DBacks/Rays WS would be as good as a WS not involving the M's could get.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is Vidro still hitting 4th?
there are 4 players on the bench who are better DH’s
by MFAN on Jul 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose "Cetty" Vidro's 2008 OPS+ is...
A). 109
B). 69
C). 79
D). 62
E). Damn the costs man, for Strasburg!
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not so funny...
A.) Jose Vidro last year
B.) Juan Pierre this year
C.) Brad Wilkerson with the Blue Jays this year
D.) Jose Vidro this year
E). :(
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's Lester rate in tra and such?
Watching this game, he doesn’t look like he has anything, but he’s 8 into a 3 hit shutout.
by Faux on Jul 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Hollimon goes on the short list of players I've never heard of earning Major League paychecks
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to ask who the hell that was.
The Tigers, for all their 1,000-run offensive prowess, have introduced two or three guys this year that I’ve never heard of.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny how the Tigers don't mind regularly playing nobodies
Mike Rabelo, Clete Thomas, Armando Galarraga, Mike Hollimon…
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweetness
Portland Beavers vs. Tacoma Rainiers on FSN at 7 PM tomorrow
by JLC on Jul 3, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Norm Charlton is old.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SO this game thread's getting a ton of action...
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is almost TrueBlueLA
levels of action. I think now that I’ve started posting there the total number of regulars is 4 including the authors.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is LL one of the top SBN sites in the terms of action in a day?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or I mean # of posts/posters in a day?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Athletics Nation
is probably number 1…
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
I’ve hit up Sunday Morning QB, Conquest Chronicles, Field Gulls, Minor League Ball, and True Blue LA and none of them get LL level of content or posting.
D-Rays Bay might be the only one with the volume of traffic that I check regularly.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's Nation gets a ton of traffic.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I just noted that
right above.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tons of traffic,
but I don’t think they have anything on our number of comments. A lot of that surely has to do with the fact that half our comments aren’t about baseball.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS I won't make any guarantees but I'm thinking perhaps Toronado next Friday?
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll most likely be up for that.
The earliest I could get there is probably 8:45-9 because of work, but we can close that bitch out at 11 like champs.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will let you know
and even if I can’t go, you should go anyway, because, hey, Toronado.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thinking.
I’m almost considering heading over there tonight and having a beer or two. It might just turn me into a beer snob.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I now know where to stalk you in spirit
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol wut
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BevMo is the shit.
When I was 20, I had a girlfriend who worked there and got great discounts. That’s pretty much the best setup ever for an underage kid.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the checkout guys are awesome
The guy today shook my hand because he was amazed by the quality of my haul.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a easy trick salesmen use to dupe idiots into coming back.
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know BelBivDevo
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sadly remember the days when I lived in Washington and didn't have access to a BevMo.
And no gin on Sundays! That sucked. I miss Washington, but California’s liquor laws make me complacent about ever moving back.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ever move back I will email you pictures of what I'm drinking
and the subject will be a smiley face and the word “motherfucker”
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liquor stores are open on Sundays now.
Still no booze at the Rite-Aid, though.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At all stores?
I thought it was just some. Either way, good to hear.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's all of them now.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sense a bad day coming for Silva.
I guess I always sense that, but today especially.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jackrabbits?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Long weekend.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care about this season, next season or Strasburg...
It’s the first time I’ve the chance to listen to a game in a dog’s age, I just want a win.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I might get tomatoed for saying this, but I always want a win.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the same...
as a relatively new convert to the Mariners, and Baseball in general, I’m still doe-eyed enough to love any day-to-day winning more than a possible draft positioning
by pakipaki on Jul 3, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever thought the M's were as bad as their record, I might feel differently.
I was just so sure that a regression was coming that I never saw them ending up with the worst record in the majors.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If contention mattered that much to me...
I wouldn’t have become a Mariners fan 20 years ago.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point I am rooting for them to win Strasburg.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
Always exciting.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless that man.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, a run.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was quick.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Verlander's velocity has apparently returned
COUGHPEDSCOUGH
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone get me a sample of his urine
I’ll have my girlfriend test it.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She works at a place
that does Anti Doping Research. Its nothing kinky.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...especially nothing kinky with her mouth
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...information that probably should have been included in the initial post
by pakipaki on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It didn't sound that bad
when I first typed it…
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't.
We’re just a bunch of sickos.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
yeah that came out weird. My girlfriend works in an anti doping lab. She tests for hGH and what not daily.
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Press stuff
since I can’t find their website at the moment:
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by bluemax on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Verlander's command has been sucktastic so far.
We’re boned.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strasburg.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. He's throwing balls.
and we’re taking ‘em.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, two meatballs in a row and Beltre doesn't do anything with them.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll do.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calling Grand Slam right here.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
...
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure feel silly now
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless its from Denny's
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Bond Street Anniversary Wit is delicious.
Wow.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where from?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul is an average defender.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop trolling.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(This was a joke, but it looks serious.)
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you cleared that up
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord, we really DO cater to women and children, don't we?
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice save, Dave.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really like Reed and am glad to see him play his way back into the majors.
We’ll trade him for sure.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm.
I try not to Reed too much into just one play.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I loved Jeremy Reed 2 years ago
I still love him. Hope he plays CF or LF for a few more years at least for us.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want everyone who hated the Garcia trade to shut it.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging a trade purely by hindsight is dumb
It was a good sell-high trade.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its too bad Mike Morse got shelved for the year
A successful Reed and Morse would’ve been nice. And I guess Olivo isn’t doing so bad despite not being a Mariner.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, look at that gritty guy
A ballplayer named Clete that is a Civil War buff, he is a true veteran.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Silva was supposed to be a groundball pitcher?
by pakipaki on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's also supposed to be an efficient innings eater
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an efficient eater a least
Or at least one can assume.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Vidro hasn't lost any weight
what with the catering table getting hoovered before BP and all.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or the food being gone by the time Vidro comes in
from Silva pigging out for the last seven innings.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the creepiest thing I have ever heard.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what was?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They showed a woman getting a massage.
Dave said, in a low, growly voice, “Ooh, baby, bet that feels good.”
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose they are trying to attract the female customers to the ball park.
Next thing you know there will be a play pin to attract more kids.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement just got Beltre'd.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone hit Clement really hard from an impossible position?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the fact he lined right to the infielder.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if you get beltre'd, you swing at an outside slider?
But if you Beltre a pitcher, you hit an impossibly hard/amazing hr? correct?
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess not correct.
Getting Beltre’d is finding gloves but hitting things hard.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure.
We should inappropriately appeal to an impartial judge.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't tell if the strike zone is kind of big...
or if Joe’s Tracer is just really tiny today.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I love whent hey reference Joe's Tracer.
Might as well reference a random dot chart since it’s probably just as accurate.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the true-to-scale size of Joe's Tracer:
[ _ ]
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there goes the no-hitter.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man Yuni's has gotten lazy.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dat burnit Bobby
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man Niehaus can sure make a meaningless game sound exciting.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not meaningless for us.
We’re still in the race for Strasburg. Detroit may or may not be in the race of AL central champs.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ladies night?
That explains the lack of action here.
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The notion of pulling a Dusty here is absurd
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at that piece of shit of a DH batting fourth.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad Beltre.
Bad.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for explaining League Of Our Own to us guys...
that’s a real piece of arcana that I don’t think most listeners would get.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, I guess no one else is listening to this on the radio...
so that makes zero sense.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can picture the conversation.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what Richie needs?
To close his stance and hit like he has a set.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, OT but
I can’t get enough Field Gulls. I don’t post very much there but as long as I’m seeing you here, thanks for one of the best blogs around.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I’m looking forward to this season like ten Christmases.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the air, Richie.
Air. It’s where you hit it to hit the ball far.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude. StrasbUrg.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Richie would go on a hot tear for a month
maybe we could trade him or something, not for any real prospect, but I’d rather trade him than DFA him, that’s just embarassing.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The day he gets DFA'd...
I’d vacate the streets of Clark County.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm in Denver for the weekend
Shall I post some Strasburg-related intimidating message at Coors Field while I’m here?
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not a groundball pitcher anymore.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers concerned about Air Outs?
Well color me stupefied, they’re acknowledging keeping the ball on the ground is better.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True, but when 3/4 of you're infield is horrible at defense
and the hope is that Silva gets lit up so we can get Strasburg, I’m fine as long as Silva doesn’t K anyone.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then he K's 2 in a row.. wtf...
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're preaching the importance of keeping the ball out of the air to the masses.
Our bad defense can be overlooked for this major accomplishment in the broadcast booth.
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by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone get a Sims pic tonight?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, he looks very Joe Morganish there.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that head is frightening.
He looks like a black Soda Popinski from Super Punch-Out.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously..he sweats petroleum.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So drilling Carlos Silva instead of Alaska is the solution to our energy crisis?
I think I speak for the rest of America when I say no thank you sir, no thank you.
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no politics?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
z?omg no politics?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who says Silva isn't bipartisan?
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty good game.
Time for another beer.
Let’s get an ol’ semi-effectual singles rally going.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homebrewed Weisenbach.
I love my friends.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, these Schick Shadel radio commercials are getting really creepy
It’s like he’s taunting everyone who dares to have a drink now and then.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pat O'Day (who is awesome) still sounds drunk.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like Jack Daniels brutally murdered his father himself
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"If you drink alcohol daily..."
Hey, I drink alcohol (pretty much) daily. One or two beers. Not a problem.
But they’re a business, so I guess they’re just trying to drum up customers.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sounds like he's a capful of mouthwash from falling off the wagon
And so he has to be completely over-the-top crazy about how bad it is in his own mind.
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pat O'Day's drinking problem is pretty legendary.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For an hour and a half LL and LL only was giving me a Page Load Error
This is how I felt about the Internet
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a black day for baseball.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should auto post any time someone types the word black.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay Ichiro
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite part of coming back from beer shopping is checking RateBeer.com to make sure I did well
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do that too.
When a score disagrees with my choice, I’m so stubborn that I convince myself that everyone else is wrong.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For your convenience I will shortly provide a list of my purchases because fuck Carlos Silva
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If beer were made out of oil
Silva’s body would be a brewery.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those aren't too bad on a sunny day before a Mariner game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent choice.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron (x4)
Ayinger Celebrator
Delirium Tremens
Traquair House Ale
St. Peter’s Cream Stout
Young’s Double Chocolate Stout
Erdinger Pikantus
Shark Attack Double Red Ale
Golden Draak Ale
Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout
Lindemans Kriek
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's the Shark Attack? I love a good Red.
Sam Smith…eh, Oatmeal is hard to screwup.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never had the Shark Attack before
Pizza Port and Russian River have been difficult to track down.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just bought Sam Smith's Oatmeal for the first time tonight
I finally found a store that carries some good beer.
I’m actually saving it for tomorrow’s festivities.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured as much
My dad drinks extremely cheap beer so I bought a couple at 4 bucks a pop and try it out with him at a 4th of July party I’m attending. Maybe I can try and convert him from his disgusting water beers. Also bought some Rogues.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I figured you got 6 bottles of each
And I was thinking, Jesus christ. But then I ntoiced the x4
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine from the other day:
Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA (x2)
Dogfish Head Raison d’etre
Victory Prima Pils (x3)
Victory Hop Devil IPA (x2)
North Coast Old Rasputin
AyingerAyinger Altbairisch Dunkel
Ayinger Ur-Weisse
Spaten Optimator
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Rasputin is in my top five
I wish Dogfish Head were easier to find around here. >:(
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They just started carrying it at the grocery store just down the street from my house.
I am pleased.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prepare to have one bottle a night
and one bottle only
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said in an earlier thread
that I had one 90 Minute last night on an empty stomach and it gave me a hangover.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a 120 at Matthew's before a Mariner game and didn't get sober until the ninth inning
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to have some at the beerfest.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan to have it in the middle.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus christ you really are trying to kill me
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't send me text message correspondence you will be penalty boxed
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you mention that Friday night I get made and throw my phone and no is happy
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to be a part of this.
Do they sell it (or the 90-minute) anywhere around here?
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grossmont BevMo had a place for the 90 minute but it was sold out a few hours ago
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right on.
I work about 300 yards from the one in Mission Valley, so I’ll check there first. I guess you can buy it online, too.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My checkout guy tonight said when they do carry Dogfish Head it sells out pretty quick
I’d ask around before going anywhere.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the advantage to living in a trashy neighborhood
whose beer buyer is a giant snob.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*grocery store's beer buyer
or something that would make that sentence coherent.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm just going to buy a few online. I'm excited.
This is like Steel Reserve x 2!
Kidding. Mostly.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'm buying some online, but I need a few more to fill out the box.
I’m taking recommendations. If anyone has some obscure beers they dig, let me know.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liquid Solutions?
Link. The Dogfish Head site linked to three sites, but this is the only one that has the 120-minute in stock, so I figured I’d grab a few more.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rasputin is tasty and satisfying...
great winter beer, might be a little heavy (for me) on a hot summer day.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Agbayaninger Celebrator
*Delirium Clemens
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Miller High Life is only rated 1.5 stars? Preposterous! It’s the Champagne of beers.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you insist on drinking cheap beer, at least drink Vitamin R.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coors Light is also only 1.5 stars...
They must’ve not served it cold enough, because I hear it’s the most refreshing of beers.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller High Life sucks is why
Expand your horizons
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've tried em all.
Wild Irish Rose is best mixed in with fruit juice. That’s some gross, chemical tasting shit.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shitty like within a few hours?
Or the following morning/day?
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if you're on a first date, and it's going bad...
you can always order her some Mad Dog I suppose. That would be funny.
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it my TV...
or is that necklace turning Silva’s jersey green?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homeboy actually has a lime green crucifix.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just noticed that.
Respect.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIF that please...Beltre has no luck!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smart play, Loafie. Way to use your noodle.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In between hop with Granderson running.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice slide
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a close play...
Show a replay right away, who cares about anything else…
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Out! perfect throw, perfect positioning, poor call.
Robbing Ichiro of an outfield assist
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice block by Clement
Too bad the ump didn’t see it.
by krb on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more about the Sonics today
and I realized the more I think about the Sonics, the more I want to stab someone, preferably someone who’se the Commissioner of basketball
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whose=belonging to whom; who's=who is; who'se=nothing
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd also like to stab Schultz
I smiled when I read the paper and saw 600 Starbucks will be closing this morning.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not I.
My wife is an assistant manager at Starbuck’s. We’re on pins and needles hoping hers isn’t 1/600.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ronald McDonald gremlin user has a wife.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told you stalking can be fun
Its like a virtual jigsaw game
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's 100x smaller than the original
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can think of at least two people that do.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it! thank you thank you thank you....I'm so happy our dictator loves it, cause I do!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this fucking thing.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted the Jeff Clown in order to get banned so I could get ready for work
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep it was quickly deleted and I got banned.
I gave you guys a shout out
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should've taken pictures
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didnt expect it to happen so fast
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's worth it to ruin your joke
That’s what she said
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, personally, approve of this usage.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes that was the point
anyway you know the deal
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he scream about through email like I do?
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the clown head attached to?
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing some sort of small child
That the gremlin decapitated and body-snatched.
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK I hope they all close but hers
I still think their coffee is extremely overpriced, people losing jobs is not cool though.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've worked out a plan to hire someone to stalk David Stern and find incriminating pictures of him
And then I can sit in a dark room and force him to kill Clay Bennett
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bennett's homecoming press confernce
to resounding applause made me sick.
by Majic on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replica banners, dudes.
Replica banners.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying my hardest to ignore the entire thing
On TV, and even in conversations. It seriously irritates me.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't legally give you my number but I can recommend that you ask somebody for my number.
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a way to contact you without Jeff knowing so we can discuss our campaign
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use flags to talk to the mods.
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only I was smart enough to post links to my blog, email and facebook in my profile
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more like it, Mariners
Strasburg, here we come!
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what Silva needs?
Nanotechnology.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet merciful crap I am so God damn sick of hearing about carbon nanotubes
Elevator to space. We get it.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liars
they never had guys in the first place
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it's the comeback score.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All about Niehaus...
love how he’s more surprised than anyone when the ball flies over the fence.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When is Mark Lowe going to be good again?
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That ride sucks.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Universal Studios 'Back to the Future' ride is fine
The ride doesn’t actually move, which is great for me, since I get motion sick on elevators…
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is no time for a handjob.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, your shits all retarded and you talk like a fag
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you're an unfit mother.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First of all, just look at you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, I'm eating.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell are you guys talking about?
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXTRA BIGASS TACOS
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere along the line did that word become fair game again?
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only when referencing a very certain thing.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only fair game for a select few of us
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there is nothing fair about that!
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can be part of the club.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure you can.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just have to know where the references are from.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only I were English
I could reference smoking one.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Felix Hernandez is able to walk!"
:( >:( >:(
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, I'm sure glad we didn't trade all our prospects away
and then hand Cabrera and Willis huge contracts
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet Coco says fag whenever he pleases
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay if they say it about themselves.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rut roh.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She descends from Samurai...
no shit.
She will strangle you with your own entrails.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You probably have my IP address, too.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah,
and I’m too drunk to stop her.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh noes.
Well, at least it will be an awesome death.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, it's a lisp joke.
His ethnicity is irrelevant.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time KOMO does a radio traffic report
There’s always a blockage on the freeway due to something weird falling onto the road. Tonight it’s couch cushions.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is up with those feet? Are those a babies hands?
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking monkey hands
on a Western Kentucky Hilltopper Mascot body
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're peers?!?!
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
JI was lamenting not being able to gif this the other night.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In retrospect, though, you're right.
I apologize.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent this to a friend when this was originally posted
She’s deathly afraid of clowns, and she didn’t talk to me for 2 weeks. This thing should not be thrown about haphazardly. It should be used on rare occasion and wisely.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am trying to kill this meme
it just so happens that the meme-killing is hilarious
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I see the method to this madness
Well played… I think.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The clown was just a convenient excuse
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The clown was a clue that I should never do a recap in pictures ever again
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of her dads friends was killed by a clown
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many of our dad's friends were killed by clowns
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gay marriage is legal in many states
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like California.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gay marriage isn't politics it's 2 people with the same junk getting hitched
Just clarifying
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY FRIEND DIED OF GAY MARRIAGE YOU FUCKWAD
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some friends will never exist because of gay marriage!!!
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are replaced by adopted friends.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is more of a...
Tibetan polyandry thing.
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOMEBODY PLEASE HIT IT WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it creepier when it's smaller
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a college professor and I'm a kid who doesn't have work tomorrow
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's summer, remember.
Here’s mud in your eye!
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drunk posting is a dead meme
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LFoJL is not aware of the penal code here.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The P-Box as I like to call it
has my name all over it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope your dessert isn't in there.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less drunk posting and more smashed posting
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I'm going to waste my good beer by drinking it during a Mariner game
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I'm more drunk than you.
I will now demonstrate the use of the optative mood in Greek.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 beers make the keyboard go zroom zroom
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by Robert on Jul 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your little boy is growing up
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by Robert on Jul 4, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Four? Really?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you drank them really fast.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was out after 4 alaskan ambers a couple of weeks ago
But I had a few shots on the side too.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that makes things slightly different.
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would play this game
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would play this game if it were a huge board that supported actual beer mugs
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would pass out before I lose.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On second thought strike that
Longer games would make for lukewarm beer, and nobody wants that.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha I thought Beer Chess was a great idea when I was a freshman in college
Then I found out nobody wants to play such a complicated game and I’d basically just bought 24 shot glasses
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well thats just mean
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by Robert on Jul 4, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less creepy Ronald
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOORAY JEFF!! Way to post what the people want!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro sure is on fire...
Cabrera being the worst 1b ever sure helps…
by LantermanC on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Jeff knew
Remember that post a while back? If you’re new here, it’s right here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Neu
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're breaking so many rules right here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a bad night.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Ewer was way worse.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIF
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously I'm not kidding
the MLB.tv Silverlight framerate is obnoxiously slow.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i'm glad i'm local again
watching games on tv > mlb.tv
by sooper jeenyus on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The WMP was fine
they appear to have taken it away >:(
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine, too.
And I’m not even sure how, but I think that if you uninstall Silverlight, it’ll ask you if you want to use the old WMP format.
by Teej on Jul 3, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
hopefully it comes back by the time i move to germany. i’m not getting my hopes up.
by sooper jeenyus on Jul 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least the Today's Games feature works for me now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took way too long to figure out how to do this
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*SubLemmonal
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear lord....
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 3, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, semi-redemption.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember way back when...
we were all sure Ibanez would flop? What the hell happened?
by John Morgan on Jul 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How's that for a flop?
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by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIFGIF
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strasburg Christmas #52?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Roy Corcoran travels Washington Highways?
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Roy met David J he would change his surname to Sanchez
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His posts read like those of an almost normal person over there
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really miss him and not butthol
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want him to come back but also not have a big head about it
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm reading his Mariners dynasty thread
It brings back memories
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
google "banksy"
great stuff
also, is Beltre going to the cardinals?
by Tony S on Jul 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the internets never lie
especially ll
by sooper jeenyus on Jul 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Mariners were in a band they'd play the keytar.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Demetri Martin played the Keytar
Demetri Martin is awesome.
Keytar must be awesome.
Mariners aren’t awesome.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So 22 more hits and Ichiro has 3,000 total Japan and US
Wonder how many will actually acknowledge this.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rizzs acknowledged it on the radio tonight
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares what Rizzs acknowledges!?
He acknowledges little kids in the crowd that nobody else pays any attention to or cares about.
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Reed made #2 on tonight's web gems on baseball tonight.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game thread has been almost epically nonsensical
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The optative is used in wishes and in secondary sequence in subordinate clauses.
by chinn on Jul 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grammar more like Fagmar
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Blame" is not the word you are looking for.
The word you are looking for is “thank”.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is 1-1 with 5 saves on the Mariners.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like that Felix is sitting there quietly waving a bat
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could Felix learn to play 1st base whenever he isn't pitching?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been waiting for an opportunity to discuss Kankles
That time is now.
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't it cankles?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since writing that Ichiro is fine, he's gone 16-31
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's AAAA fodder
That was a given coming in.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Ed Wade conscious yet?
I’d like to give him a call.
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't that guy the Mariners traded Baek for throw like 95 MPH?
Why not give him a tryout?
by marinator on Jul 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Thornton throws 95 mph
Just saying.
by Gomez on Jul 3, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hit the other way, that's gonna hurt."
Funny thing about that Sims
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In game threads a few years ago I used to talk about mechanical observations and insightful batting trends
by Jeff on Jul 3, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame the schools.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you used to say Re: [topic]
for your subject line
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs