7/3: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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SERIOUSLY BILL WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKING
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Don't be too sure Bill Bavasi would know what to do with the #1 pick.
Last time he got it, he drafted Darin Erstad.
~Till the Halo burns out...
Since when am I here to HELP you? :-P
I have two jobs on this blog: putting down Bavasi, and being a retarded fanboy about Joe Saunders. HELP was negotiated off the contract for being too vague.
~Till the Halo burns out...
Bavasi could have done worse than Erstad.
While he wasn’t a tremendous player like all teams would like a #1 pick to be, Erstad was a solid contributor offensively for most of his career. And, if I remember correctly, he also played a pretty good outfield.
Take a look at the years before and after that 1995 draft. The #1 overall picks were Paul Wilson and Kris Benson. That would have been worse.
True enough.
But I objected to the Erstad decision because we picked a guy who was near major-league ready at a position WE DIDN’T NEED. Our OF was Tim Salmon, Jim Edmonds, and Garret Anderson. All in their early-mid 20s. We were fine in the outfield. Picking up quick to the majors outfielder with high skills but low tools using the number one pick made NO SENSE.
~Till the Halo burns out...
Also, Kris Benson looked like a great pick until the injury post-2000
He was never really the same after that.
~Till the Halo burns out...
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What a comeback!
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Thats awesome
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I wanted them to lose so bad
I about threw up when they won. They must’ve seen the Dodgers score and decided to keep it interesting.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
A DBacks/Rays WS would be as good as a WS not involving the M's could get.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose "Cetty" Vidro's 2008 OPS+ is...
A). 109
B). 69
C). 79
D). 62
E). Damn the costs man, for Strasburg!
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Not so funny...
A.) Jose Vidro last year
B.) Juan Pierre this year
C.) Brad Wilkerson with the Blue Jays this year
D.) Jose Vidro this year
E). :(
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What's Lester rate in tra and such?
Watching this game, he doesn’t look like he has anything, but he’s 8 into a 3 hit shutout.
Really?
I just don’t see it. it just looks like people should be hitting him a lot more, even in games like this.
I was about to ask who the hell that was.
The Tigers, for all their 1,000-run offensive prowess, have introduced two or three guys this year that I’ve never heard of.
Funny how the Tigers don't mind regularly playing nobodies
Mike Rabelo, Clete Thomas, Armando Galarraga, Mike Hollimon…
Damn, Norm Charlton is old.
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This is almost TrueBlueLA
levels of action. I think now that I’ve started posting there the total number of regulars is 4 including the authors.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Is LL one of the top SBN sites in the terms of action in a day?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
or I mean # of posts/posters in a day?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
I’ve hit up Sunday Morning QB, Conquest Chronicles, Field Gulls, Minor League Ball, and True Blue LA and none of them get LL level of content or posting.
D-Rays Bay might be the only one with the volume of traffic that I check regularly.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
A's Nation gets a ton of traffic.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tons of traffic,
but I don’t think they have anything on our number of comments. A lot of that surely has to do with the fact that half our comments aren’t about baseball.
PS I won't make any guarantees but I'm thinking perhaps Toronado next Friday?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll most likely be up for that.
The earliest I could get there is probably 8:45-9 because of work, but we can close that bitch out at 11 like champs.
I will let you know
and even if I can’t go, you should go anyway, because, hey, Toronado.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thinking.
I’m almost considering heading over there tonight and having a beer or two. It might just turn me into a beer snob.
I now know where to stalk you in spirit
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lol wut
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BevMo is the shit.
When I was 20, I had a girlfriend who worked there and got great discounts. That’s pretty much the best setup ever for an underage kid.
Even the checkout guys are awesome
The guy today shook my hand because he was amazed by the quality of my haul.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a easy trick salesmen use to dupe idiots into coming back.
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I know BelBivDevo
I fucking hate you Mariners
Rec'd.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I sadly remember the days when I lived in Washington and didn't have access to a BevMo.
And no gin on Sundays! That sucked. I miss Washington, but California’s liquor laws make me complacent about ever moving back.
If you ever move back I will email you pictures of what I'm drinking
and the subject will be a smiley face and the word “motherfucker”
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Liquor stores are open on Sundays now.
Still no booze at the Rite-Aid, though.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's all of them now.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Long weekend.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care about this season, next season or Strasburg...
It’s the first time I’ve the chance to listen to a game in a dog’s age, I just want a win.
I might get tomatoed for saying this, but I always want a win.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the same...
as a relatively new convert to the Mariners, and Baseball in general, I’m still doe-eyed enough to love any day-to-day winning more than a possible draft positioning
If I ever thought the M's were as bad as their record, I might feel differently.
I was just so sure that a regression was coming that I never saw them ending up with the worst record in the majors.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point I am rooting for them to win Strasburg.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
God bless that man.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was quick.
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Someone get me a sample of his urine
I’ll have my girlfriend test it.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
She works at a place
that does Anti Doping Research. Its nothing kinky.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
...especially nothing kinky with her mouth
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't.
We’re just a bunch of sickos.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
yeah that came out weird. My girlfriend works in an anti doping lab. She tests for hGH and what not daily.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Well Verlander's command has been sucktastic so far.
We’re boned.
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Strasburg.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, two meatballs in a row and Beltre doesn't do anything with them.
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That'll do.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
...
...
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure feel silly now
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless its from Denny's
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Where from?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
Their limited releases are really good.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop trolling.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
(This was a joke, but it looks serious.)
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad you cleared that up
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Good lord, we really DO cater to women and children, don't we?
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I really like Reed and am glad to see him play his way back into the majors.
We’ll trade him for sure.
I loved Jeremy Reed 2 years ago
I still love him. Hope he plays CF or LF for a few more years at least for us.
I just want everyone who hated the Garcia trade to shut it.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Its too bad Mike Morse got shelved for the year
A successful Reed and Morse would’ve been nice. And I guess Olivo isn’t doing so bad despite not being a Mariner.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, look at that gritty guy
A ballplayer named Clete that is a Civil War buff, he is a true veteran.
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I can't believe Vidro hasn't lost any weight
what with the catering table getting hoovered before BP and all.
Or the food being gone by the time Vidro comes in
from Silva pigging out for the last seven innings.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
what was?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They showed a woman getting a massage.
Dave said, in a low, growly voice, “Ooh, baby, bet that feels good.”
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose they are trying to attract the female customers to the ball park.
Next thing you know there will be a play pin to attract more kids.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone hit Clement really hard from an impossible position?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referring to the fact he lined right to the infielder.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you get beltre'd, you swing at an outside slider?
But if you Beltre a pitcher, you hit an impossibly hard/amazing hr? correct?
Yeah, I love whent hey reference Joe's Tracer.
Might as well reference a random dot chart since it’s probably just as accurate.
NO.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Dat burnit Bobby
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Man Niehaus can sure make a meaningless game sound exciting.
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Not meaningless for us.
We’re still in the race for Strasburg. Detroit may or may not be in the race of AL central champs.
It's ladies night?
That explains the lack of action here.
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The notion of pulling a Dusty here is absurd
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Beltre.
Bad.
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Thanks for explaining League Of Our Own to us guys...
that’s a real piece of arcana that I don’t think most listeners would get.
I can picture the conversation.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, OT but
I can’t get enough Field Gulls. I don’t post very much there but as long as I’m seeing you here, thanks for one of the best blogs around.
In the air, Richie.
Air. It’s where you hit it to hit the ball far.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
Dude. StrasbUrg.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Richie would go on a hot tear for a month
maybe we could trade him or something, not for any real prospect, but I’d rather trade him than DFA him, that’s just embarassing.
So I'm in Denver for the weekend
Shall I post some Strasburg-related intimidating message at Coors Field while I’m here?
Blowers concerned about Air Outs?
Well color me stupefied, they’re acknowledging keeping the ball on the ground is better.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
True, but when 3/4 of you're infield is horrible at defense
and the hope is that Silva gets lit up so we can get Strasburg, I’m fine as long as Silva doesn’t K anyone.
They're preaching the importance of keeping the ball out of the air to the masses.
Our bad defense can be overlooked for this major accomplishment in the broadcast booth.
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Man, he looks very Joe Morganish there.
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously..he sweats petroleum.
I fucking hate you Mariners
So drilling Carlos Silva instead of Alaska is the solution to our energy crisis?
I think I speak for the rest of America when I say no thank you sir, no thank you.
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
no politics?
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by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
z?omg no politics?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Who says Silva isn't bipartisan?
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by Frosty Raptor on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So, these Schick Shadel radio commercials are getting really creepy
It’s like he’s taunting everyone who dares to have a drink now and then.
Pat O'Day (who is awesome) still sounds drunk.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"If you drink alcohol daily..."
Hey, I drink alcohol (pretty much) daily. One or two beers. Not a problem.
But they’re a business, so I guess they’re just trying to drum up customers.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He sounds like he's a capful of mouthwash from falling off the wagon
And so he has to be completely over-the-top crazy about how bad it is in his own mind.
Pat O'Day's drinking problem is pretty legendary.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
For an hour and a half LL and LL only was giving me a Page Load Error
This is how I felt about the Internet
This is a black day for baseball.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
That should auto post any time someone types the word black.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I do that too.
When a score disagrees with my choice, I’m so stubborn that I convince myself that everyone else is wrong.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For your convenience I will shortly provide a list of my purchases because fuck Carlos Silva
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yes yes yes
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If beer were made out of oil
Silva’s body would be a brewery.
Those aren't too bad on a sunny day before a Mariner game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Decent choice.
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Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron (x4)
Ayinger Celebrator
Delirium Tremens
Traquair House Ale
St. Peter’s Cream Stout
Young’s Double Chocolate Stout
Erdinger Pikantus
Shark Attack Double Red Ale
Golden Draak Ale
Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout
Lindemans Kriek
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Never had the Shark Attack before
Pizza Port and Russian River have been difficult to track down.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just bought Sam Smith's Oatmeal for the first time tonight
I finally found a store that carries some good beer.
I’m actually saving it for tomorrow’s festivities.
I figured as much
My dad drinks extremely cheap beer so I bought a couple at 4 bucks a pop and try it out with him at a 4th of July party I’m attending. Maybe I can try and convert him from his disgusting water beers. Also bought some Rogues.
At first I figured you got 6 bottles of each
And I was thinking, Jesus christ. But then I ntoiced the x4
Mine from the other day:
Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA (x2)
Dogfish Head Raison d’etre
Victory Prima Pils (x3)
Victory Hop Devil IPA (x2)
North Coast Old Rasputin
AyingerAyinger Altbairisch Dunkel
Ayinger Ur-Weisse
Spaten Optimator
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Rasputin is in my top five
I wish Dogfish Head were easier to find around here. >:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They just started carrying it at the grocery store just down the street from my house.
I am pleased.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Prepare to have one bottle a night
and one bottle only
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I said in an earlier thread
that I had one 90 Minute last night on an empty stomach and it gave me a hangover.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a 120 at Matthew's before a Mariner game and didn't get sober until the ninth inning
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to have some at the beerfest.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan to have it in the middle.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus christ you really are trying to kill me
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If you don't send me text message correspondence you will be penalty boxed
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If you mention that Friday night I get made and throw my phone and no is happy
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Not kill.
Maim through booze.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Grossmont BevMo had a place for the 90 minute but it was sold out a few hours ago
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Right on.
I work about 300 yards from the one in Mission Valley, so I’ll check there first. I guess you can buy it online, too.
My checkout guy tonight said when they do carry Dogfish Head it sells out pretty quick
I’d ask around before going anywhere.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the advantage to living in a trashy neighborhood
whose beer buyer is a giant snob.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
*grocery store's beer buyer
or something that would make that sentence coherent.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm just going to buy a few online. I'm excited.
This is like Steel Reserve x 2!
Kidding. Mostly.
OK, I'm buying some online, but I need a few more to fill out the box.
I’m taking recommendations. If anyone has some obscure beers they dig, let me know.
Liquid Solutions?
Link. The Dogfish Head site linked to three sites, but this is the only one that has the 120-minute in stock, so I figured I’d grab a few more.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rasputin is tasty and satisfying...
great winter beer, might be a little heavy (for me) on a hot summer day.
*Agbayaninger Celebrator
*Delirium Clemens
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
If you insist on drinking cheap beer, at least drink Vitamin R.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Coors Light is also only 1.5 stars...
They must’ve not served it cold enough, because I hear it’s the most refreshing of beers.
Miller High Life sucks is why
Expand your horizons
I've tried em all.
Wild Irish Rose is best mixed in with fruit juice. That’s some gross, chemical tasting shit.
Well if you're on a first date, and it's going bad...
you can always order her some Mad Dog I suppose. That would be funny.
Is it my TV...
or is that necklace turning Silva’s jersey green?
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Yeah, I just noticed that.
Respect.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Also:
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GIF that please...Beltre has no luck!
I fucking hate you Mariners
In between hop with Granderson running.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I was thinking more about the Sonics today
and I realized the more I think about the Sonics, the more I want to stab someone, preferably someone who’se the Commissioner of basketball
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
I'd also like to stab Schultz
I smiled when I read the paper and saw 600 Starbucks will be closing this morning.
Not I.
My wife is an assistant manager at Starbuck’s. We’re on pins and needles hoping hers isn’t 1/600.
The Ronald McDonald gremlin user has a wife.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you stalking can be fun
Its like a virtual jigsaw game
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YES
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of at least two people that do.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it! thank you thank you thank you....I'm so happy our dictator loves it, cause I do!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I love this fucking thing.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I posted the Jeff Clown in order to get banned so I could get ready for work
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yep it was quickly deleted and I got banned.
I gave you guys a shout out
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I didnt expect it to happen so fast
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It's worth it to ruin your joke
That’s what she said
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I, personally, approve of this usage.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes that was the point
anyway you know the deal
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he scream about through email like I do?
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My guess: Jesus... or some other Hollimon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Topical.
Well done.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing some sort of small child
That the gremlin decapitated and body-snatched.
OK I hope they all close but hers
I still think their coffee is extremely overpriced, people losing jobs is not cool though.
I've worked out a plan to hire someone to stalk David Stern and find incriminating pictures of him
And then I can sit in a dark room and force him to kill Clay Bennett
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Replica banners, dudes.
Replica banners.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying my hardest to ignore the entire thing
On TV, and even in conversations. It seriously irritates me.
I can't legally give you my number but I can recommend that you ask somebody for my number.
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I need a way to contact you without Jeff knowing so we can discuss our campaign
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I use flags to talk to the mods.
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If only I was smart enough to post links to my blog, email and facebook in my profile
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Sweet merciful crap I am so God damn sick of hearing about carbon nanotubes
Elevator to space. We get it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That ride sucks.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Universal Studios 'Back to the Future' ride is fine
The ride doesn’t actually move, which is great for me, since I get motion sick on elevators…
This is no time for a handjob.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, your shits all retarded and you talk like a fag
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you're an unfit mother.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
First of all, just look at you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, I'm eating.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
EXTRA BIGASS TACOS
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when referencing a very certain thing.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's only fair game for a select few of us
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You can be part of the club.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure you can.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You just have to know where the references are from.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I'm sure glad we didn't trade all our prospects away
and then hand Cabrera and Willis huge contracts
I bet Coco says fag whenever he pleases
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay if they say it about themselves.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Rut roh.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You probably have my IP address, too.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh noes.
Well, at least it will be an awesome death.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, it's a lisp joke.
His ethnicity is irrelevant.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time KOMO does a radio traffic report
There’s always a blockage on the freeway due to something weird falling onto the road. Tonight it’s couch cushions.
We're peers?!?!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
JI was lamenting not being able to gif this the other night.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
In retrospect, though, you're right.
I apologize.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I sent this to a friend when this was originally posted
She’s deathly afraid of clowns, and she didn’t talk to me for 2 weeks. This thing should not be thrown about haphazardly. It should be used on rare occasion and wisely.
I am trying to kill this meme
it just so happens that the meme-killing is hilarious
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The clown was just a convenient excuse
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The clown was a clue that I should never do a recap in pictures ever again
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Many of our dad's friends were killed by clowns
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Like California.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FRIEND DIED OF GAY MARRIAGE YOU FUCKWAD
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They are replaced by adopted friends.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEBODY PLEASE HIT IT WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it creepier when it's smaller
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a college professor and I'm a kid who doesn't have work tomorrow
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The P-Box as I like to call it
has my name all over it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope your dessert isn't in there.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Less drunk posting and more smashed posting
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Like I'm going to waste my good beer by drinking it during a Mariner game
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I'm more drunk than you.
I will now demonstrate the use of the optative mood in Greek.
4 beers make the keyboard go zroom zroom
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Your little boy is growing up
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Four? Really?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if you drank them really fast.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was out after 4 alaskan ambers a couple of weeks ago
But I had a few shots on the side too.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that makes things slightly different.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I would play this game
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I would pass out before I lose.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha I thought Beer Chess was a great idea when I was a freshman in college
Then I found out nobody wants to play such a complicated game and I’d basically just bought 24 shot glasses
Well thats just mean
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Less creepy Ronald
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HOORAY JEFF!! Way to post what the people want!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think Jeff knew
Remember that post a while back? If you’re new here, it’s right here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
*Neu
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You're breaking so many rules right here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm having a bad night.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Izturisk.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
*Ewer was way worse.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i'm glad i'm local again
watching games on tv > mlb.tv
by sooper jeenyus on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The WMP was fine
they appear to have taken it away >:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine, too.
And I’m not even sure how, but I think that if you uninstall Silverlight, it’ll ask you if you want to use the old WMP format.
yeah
hopefully it comes back by the time i move to germany. i’m not getting my hopes up.
by sooper jeenyus on Jul 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the Today's Games feature works for me now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It took way too long to figure out how to do this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
*SubLemmonal
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How's that for a flop?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
His posts read like those of an almost normal person over there
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Demetri Martin played the Keytar
Demetri Martin is awesome.
Keytar must be awesome.
Mariners aren’t awesome.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So 22 more hits and Ichiro has 3,000 total Japan and US
Wonder how many will actually acknowledge this.
Who cares what Rizzs acknowledges!?
He acknowledges little kids in the crowd that nobody else pays any attention to or cares about.
Jeremy Reed made #2 on tonight's web gems on baseball tonight.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
"Blame" is not the word you are looking for.
The word you are looking for is “thank”.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow is 1-1 with 5 saves on the Mariners.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Could Felix learn to play 1st base whenever he isn't pitching?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jul 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been waiting for an opportunity to discuss Kankles
That time is now.
Isn't it cankles?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Ed Wade conscious yet?
I’d like to give him a call.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the schools.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And you used to say Re: [topic]
for your subject line
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What a way to go!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He became a part of the inner circle last night
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
(I would do anything to be him right now)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to believe you still don't get it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I get home from work everyday and say to my kids "Guess who sucks?"
My kids have never seen a game of baseball, and can only name 1 Mariner…
yet they all reply, in concert “The Mariners!” And they are right.
14 hits, 10 singles
Hmm I wonder why we leave so many men on?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so close to posting Clown Jeff right here to shift the blame away from you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Never post that on my behalf.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think you actually hate posting here
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what's fun? Refreshing pages
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You forget that I enjoy this image
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not trying to frighten you
Based on last night you’re too God damn stupid to be frightened anyway.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit this one's perfect.
It’s my two favorite ever.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
<125 PAs in the majors.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Could you be anymore fruity?
Like omg(NOPOLITICS!) we’re all like totally stars and stuff.
Ssssthooper.
You're looking for the New FanPost button
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I should be sucking up to you right now.
I need alcohol. You have alcohol.
You have really pretty eyes. My eyes are fungusy. Oh master of all greatness. And stuff.
After the posting of this image I began to feel less life guilt for running over that kitten
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Im sure he would rather be
in the Penalty Box than the Litter Box.
I should just blame everything I do on alcohol
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This comment kind of does a number to that
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There's not enough booze in the world to take the fall.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhhh
They dont know im drunk.
Being bored and having alcohol is like an Ethiopian working at McDonalds…
Im typing fine, so booyah.
Seems to me the "only" renders the rest of the sign unnecessary
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I deserve a 2 minute ban for this
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You're being way too easy on yourself.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No one can stop us now
Cuz we are all made of stars
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How ironic
the ankle that once was in good health now is not
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to troll for another free rec from LFOJL
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Riggleman called Silva's stuff "crisp"
Maybe he meant “crispy” and was actually describing Silva’s fried chicken dinner.
He just squeegees off his face right into the pan.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know why but I think this is the most disgusting comment in LL history
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was totally innocuous as little as one month ago.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Most disgusting in history != most disgusting possible
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I do actually censor myself quite a bit.
Not nearly enough, it seems.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TONGHT!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The all caps really covers up the typo well
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And you said I'd found the floor.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I said it to myself as an exclamation.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
More like
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If you post WK songs I will love you forever.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
BRB GONNA GO RUN AROUND THE BLOCK PUMPING MY FIST IN THE AIR!!!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 3, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to have him perform at my wedding
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 4, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
He'd probably do it, too.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I should probably get married before he kills himself
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 4, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Iggy Pop has made it into his 60's somehow.
WK is only 29, so you’ve got a few years.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
He hit himself in the face with a brick.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 4, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Iggy Pop has, on 100+ occasions, broken bottles over his head and rolled around in the broken glass.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to hit myself in the face with a brick when I listen to him
In a good way.
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I managed to accidentally corcobait the girl sitting in front of Matthew and I...
And for reasons unknown I was not the only recent CUED grad sitting in my section, which freaked me the hell out. Also, Red told me off for trying to steal Shannon with my accent.
And I kept getting texts from Robert via Matthew RE: my lesbianism.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 4, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Well Matthew texted me to say that you said I'm gay so I guess it all goes full circle
or full upside-down triangle, I guess.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 4, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I said you -are- a gay
There’s a marginal difference somewhere in there.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 4, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
"You're retarded."
“You’re a retard.”
I don’t think this marginal difference actually exists.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 4, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
One is slightly more affectionate, you gay.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 4, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
It strikes me that this is a pretty gay subthread
Red has told me to grow a moustache.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 4, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Growing a moustache is always a good idea.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
If we combined your ability to get lesbians with my ability to 15 yr olds we would never have to buy a drink again
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Couple News Bits
-We signed our 2nd Rounder, Mr. Raben.
Also signed two International kids:
-Julio Morban, an advanced hitter who may be able to play CF.
-Jose Valdivia, RHP from Nicaragua. 6’3 and throws a low 90s fastball already.
Padres cleaned up. Yankees did well also.
Yeah, the Pads nabbed Adis Portillo, a 16-year-old pitcher from Venezuela.
Supposed to be one of the best young pitchers out there after Inoa. They gave him more money than they’ve given a draft pick in four years. Not that that’s saying much.
The M's are going to kick so much ass in 2012
Right before the Mayan Apocalypse is fulfilled and earth’s magnetic polls reverse, exposing us all to lethal doses of radiation. Just watch.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
And earth's about to get its windshield wiper fluid replaced
What if Ichiro patrolled Safeco's outfield while riding a Utahraptor?
by Frosty Raptor on Jul 4, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
No, it rolls over.
The Mayan calender. It’s done it many times before.
(I’m aware that you probably know this, but what if someone else doesn’t?)
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
*calendar
Jesus, I think I reverted back to the age of 14 sometime this afternoon and still haven’t made it back.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 4, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea I don't believe that the end of the world is in 2012
I do think some sort of alignment with the stars might occur in 2012, which is why the chinese, the mayans, and nostradamus all predicted the end on the same date.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
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