7/29: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 3:53 PM PDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Texas Rangers, Jul 29, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
Texas heat could be good for Silva
Because if there's one thing that big fat guys adore, it's exercising in unreasonable heat.
Trade Jarrod Washburn.
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Yikes this game should win an
ineptitude award. Here’s to a 14-9 loss…except I would never expect us to score that many runs. I can, however, see us giving up that many.
I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.
What's so strange about the lineup?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Cairo over Clement?
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be weird.
I haven’t seen the lineup yet.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
LeHair DH
Cario 1B
Burke C
v. a RHP
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Good gravy.
Strasburg here we come.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
I like all 3 lefties right at the top..and then LaHair #6.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Gameday and Foxsports typically have the lineups 1hr - 1/2 hr before game time.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to check that out sometime.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Wouldn't be smart to use the same lineup that was used yesterday today against a even worse RHP?
by houseofprime on Jul 29, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What do the Mariners care about "smart"?
What did “smart” ever do for them?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
20 what?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
He'd have to lose every start?
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
20 pounds lost by the 7th inning
this would require not drinking water or Gatorade between innings.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was thinking hot dogs, but I wasn't sure.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Wow, could I be less excited about this matchup?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
I would enjoy a Robbie Savage home run
by Graham MacAree on Jul 29, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love the celebration as he rounded the bases.
he’d probably slug every fielder on his way by.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
What the fuck got into Campillio
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
His command seems dandy.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Braves can't throw Molina out.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
His command was always dandy
but still… now people aren’t hitting the 87mph FB, and I have no idea why.
Yeah, the change-up was pretty good, but there’s basically no difference between him and starter-version Cesar Jimenez.
Cesar Jimenez will someday win 20 games in the national league. That’s the only thing that would make this make sense.
That's what he's throwing to night
perhaps there’s something he does that causes the batter to pick up the ball later… ???
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This is funny
http://www.baseball-reference.com/c/campijo01.shtml
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's something new, that would explain it
Doesn’t look like he’s done anything, mind you, but that would explain it.
It’s petty, and I know it’s not actually correct, but I’ve gone with “the NL is roughly equivalent to the PCL” as an explanation.
His BABIP is suspiciously low, but still.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I also find it hilarious that Campillo's season high for walks in a game is 3
and that this came against Seattle.
Ok, ok, he’s done it more than once, but still.
Quit it with the swinging strikes asshole
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Good old MLB.com
“The warm Texas temperatures could work out well for Mariners starting pitcher Carlos Silva when he takes the mound on Tuesday. “
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I'll take the top one.
“Just because this is a serious drama, doesn’t mean you can’t throw a pie or two”
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Pirates>lobsters yes.
I’m not sure which was the better episode though. I’m having a hard time remembering the bottom one.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Okay, that was a pretty damn good episode.
That must be the scene where “Bender” dumps him.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Wait, he never dumps him.
They fake “his” death at the wedding.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
yeah,
that’s from a random All My Circuits clip played on Late Night with HumorBot 5.0 where Calculon and fembot Bender first meet.
There ya go.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
It saddens me a little that I have an encyclopedic memory of Futurama episodes
yet forgot 50% of the stuff I paid to learn in university.
I'm an encyclopedia of useless info myself.
Don’t be sad, it make life interesting.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
No, Krueger.
I do not like seeing Brian LaHair at 1B.
That just doesn't make any sense.
How the hell does a ball slip out of your hand and travel that direction with that much velocity?
Where are the good ole Ankiel gifs just to piss JI off?
by houseofprime on Jul 29, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't find good footage of Ankiel circa: crazy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Step 1 to pretending it never happened was to destroy all the evidence.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's not Shea Stadium he doesn't have A material.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You know I'm going to find source video eventually
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You might think I don't search every few days but I totally do
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
God bless MLB copyright laws.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Mentink's fantasy team is very similar to her husband's fantasy team
But the fantasy is very, very different.
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That run was totally bogus.
Halladay’s outfielders didn’t bother to check with the umps to see if the ball was in play, so they just let it sit there while Hinske rounded the bases for an inside-the-parker.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
No wonder Halladay wants a trade.
In the Gameday video he’s SCREAMING at Rios and Wilkerson to get the ball in, but they just stand out there.
Eventually 2B Inglett runs out to medium-deep right-center to get the ball, but by then it was too late. HR Hinkse.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yanks losing, Sox losing, Rays winning.
come on status quo!
Darrell Rasner sucking again.
please oh please
Wait til Carpenter's elbow explodes tomorrow.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a team that could use a bat.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of teams in need.
Nationals losing again. >:(
Fuck Christian Guzman for somehow not being terrible.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the quotes on Michael "Young".
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
Young is starting today?
I thought he broke a finger yesterday?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
He probably would have started later.
But, longer seasons…
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Ichiro's first season with Orix was when he was 20.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
It is not impossible, as long as he keeps most of his speed.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing he got number 3000.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Carlos Silva is Hispanic and can handle the heat.
Real athletes aren’t affected by heat.
He also likes tacos.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
racist...
...on second thought, benefit of the doubt
Tacos in hispanic countries rule!
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
You ever notice they don't make the huge tacos or burritos?
They’re always a few bites each, but you get a bunch of them.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Light your balls on fire, then try to sink a jump shot.
I bet the heat affects your aim.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Texeria to the Angels.
Good lord.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Honestly, I am looking more at the Yankees-O's game
If the Yankees go into the crapper tonight maybe they can work out that deal for Washburn finally.
ESPN's Gamecast just said...
...that Loafie had a 16% chance of scoring 2+ runs with no outs and noone on
Now I don't play
I sit at my computer in my mother’s basement, monitor light illuminating my cheeto-stained t-shirt.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 29, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Liar.
I know you prefer pringles to cheetos.
Oh Bradley
Who could possibly have thought that a Jones-Ichiro-You outfield would have been amazing?
Same here.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Only because we're stuck with Silva and he's not going away any time soon.
Tits is fine to want to get shelled since him sucking encourages Morrow -> Tacoma rotation talk.
I have trouble caring with us so far behind
I’ll root against them in the playoffs.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's hard to choose between them and the Red Sox
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Red Sox are well run.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd think that would make a difference
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Rays but I'm not buying Rays gear or watching Rays games.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless it's a double off say and the game looks interesting and I have nothing to do.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
When my buddy loses that $500 bet to me
I’m going to buy a Longoria jersey right in front of him.
Just buy a t-shirt for 20 bucks.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought a hat, but I buy a lot of hats.
I wear it a lot because I like getting dirty looks from Sox fans.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have thought about trying something somewhat similar to this as an experiment
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell everyone Family Guy is cool again.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell everyone that the Simpsons is good again.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell everyone the Denver Broncos are oyur new team.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not that stupid.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like the current version of her
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not too late to switch over to Cuddy.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's 20 years too late to switch over to Cuddy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right, I'm older than you.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He's going to do this and then we're all screwed.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 29, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I used 'get me a beer or I'll ban you' the other day
by Graham MacAree on Jul 29, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Young is such a stud
playing with a fractured ring finger, he is my hero…
Taverns are full of people who favor Cubans over the Japanese
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived within walking distance of a Fatburger
for years and only ever had a shake from there. Terribly slow establishment, seemed like an over priced wanna be In and Out.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
It did seem overpriced, but I was in a casino.
And I had a few gin and tonics in me. So I probably would have paid $20 or $30 for a burger.
Issaquah?
I remember when that Krispy Kreme went up and everybody from high school would sit in line forever just to get a nasty goddamn donut
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
They're alright.
To be honest? I prefer the fresh baked doughnuts from Safeway.
I grew up with a neighborhood Mom and Pop type place
And they had the best donuts ever, so I dislike the Krispy Kreme. They are way too sweet and sugary for me. I can see how people like them, but the donuts I grew up loving were much, much bigger, better, and (still) less expensive
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, I'm pretty sure I can feel my teeth dissolving when I eat a KK donut
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hence, less hilarious.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he did
Unfortunately he’s also a moron.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni steals 2nd base all the time on defense
Jose Lopez just laughs as the ump wonders where the bag went
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he has a magic routine.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This meme is so much better than the animorphs
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoarding a bunch of silly Yuni photoshops
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I still can't find a great picture of him running with his little arms
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's your first taste
Members of LL Premium had access to this hours ago
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You want me to post it but it's not happening.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Post what?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Check LL Premium
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He's still on probation in the secret thread.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this shit?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is he thin?
Thin people aren’t funny.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't silly when he was thin.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
For certain players there exists a silly good spectrum
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There was more to this comment than showed up in the final draft
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll get used to it.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now make him black.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll just make a different one
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
These should really be pre-approved.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 29, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why it's the MV3s.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And not 4s?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The mv4s isn't a real thing.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no party in this statement
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Quiet, melt man.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 30, 2008 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions
No, you're right, it doesn't really work
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Source had him red
Maybe he was holding his breath so he could get another piece of cake
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to be so sad when I kill this meme
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were rookie jitters.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm currently arguing with a co-worker about whether Lackey is uglier than Randy Johnson.
I think so.
He looks like Dave Grohl
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Yahoo! main MLB page
also life experience
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
6 runs, 2 1/3 IP.
Ladies and gentlemen, pitching through pain is stupid.
Remember, Silva is ours until November 2011
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
err 2010
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO NOT SHUT UP
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Good on him, I suppose
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call it a comeback
I fucking hate you Mariners
Is that salmon taco any good?
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
tastes like any other salmon taco.
(lewd jokes are getting hidden)
I dislike most seafood.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I like salmon, but I hate shellfish.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm allergic to most seafood..so fuck that shit.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I like crab
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The Time Bandit is my favorite
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hillstrand is cooler
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey everybody hear about the no hitter Lacky is throwing right now?
I mean its pretty awesome that he’s allowed zero hits. Nope not a single one has been recorded. You would think that at least a bloop single would happen by now but nope. Nothing.
Not even a pop up single off the wall.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
line drive hit off of Chone Figgins face please.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I root for them becuase I want a New York and Bostonless postseason.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus TBS has the playoffs.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
When i woke up this morning Frank Caliendo was on the KHTK morning show.
I remembered why people say they hate him.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
and BRETT FAVRE
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I root for LAAAAA of Earth when they go against Boston or the Yankees
I root against anyone that plays against Boston or the Yankees
I hate the Angels more than I hate the Red Sox and Yankees combined.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Treat the game with apathy
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
61. Still looks like crap.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There's 1 out
sit dow Tacoby
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wrote this more for good luck
Didn’t know he would single
mlb.tv viewers unite!
I hate the Angels more.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING PEDROIA I HATE YOU.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 29, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Best possible outcome.
Sox lose, Angels don’t get a no-hitter.
He also walks like he has something up his butt.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He's actually been really good so far in Seattle.
insane GB rate.
I swear every time I see him he's giving up line drives.
I’m not watching the right games.
Is that kind of performance sustainable?
Not at the level he's been at no
But he can certainly be a more conventional Sean Green
MLB.com writers are the worst
“He developed his gritty, hustling style while scrutinizing the Dodgers and Angels as a youth in Southern California. “
The poster formerly known as Matt.
White center fielders are always gritty
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
When he first came up that's all anyone ever talked about.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirt Dogs, etc.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Number of Rizzs toungebaths = 0
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because more Reed = less Willie
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Willei can play anywhere
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this type a whole lot.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He talked about it all the time when he first came up.
Also, eww.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless they're pretty, like Grady Sizemore. (Who isn't really white, but yeah.)
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much power, not a true centerfielder
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Drug addicts are always gritty.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So does anyone think our catcher corps is somewhat reminiscent of Major League 2?
FanShots are underrated.
If Kenji was as good as Jack Parkman and not Japanese, I mean.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, that Carlos Silva probably has a good injury-related explanation for this game
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
He was trying to be a good teammate and pitch through pain.
He’s not a clubhouse cancer like Ichiro or Erika.
Except for that.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just follow the trail of grease and cookie crumbs.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
nasty pitch though
can’t fault AB on that one.
Whoops, I didn't realize he swung.
I only glanced at Gameday.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
NYY losing is good for the Rays, moron
by Graham MacAree on Jul 29, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you weren't asking me to explain how it was relevant
by Graham MacAree on Jul 29, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I am confused I assume you will be going in for the kill
Make it quick with your talons of love.
God he's sexy
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
How about Starsberg?
Starsborg?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SUSTAINABLE DOMINATION
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ELITISTS LIKE CHURCHILL TOO
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BIL BAVASI IS MENTALLY ABUSING JOSE LOPEZ
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This team will continue to tank.
Whoever the new GM is will want his own field manager.
Maybe he'll know when to duck now.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That's one way to solve that problem.
The Padres don’t have a prayer in the Strasburg hunt.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people would not have to slide there
but that one will be on highlight reels for such a “Amazing play”
One of the Braves threads.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn pinch running!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Joel pinch ran today.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he gets to hit.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm rooting for extra innings
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
I love watching really long games and seeing position players pitch
Calm down
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?
JARROD WASHBURN JUST SCORED THE GO AHEAD RUN IN AN AMERICAN LEAGUE BALLPARK
Wait WTF was Washburn doing out there?
I need to pay better attention. Actually, no, I don’t but still
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Kenji was hit on the knee by a pitch, couldn't even walk to first.
Other than Clement, no position players available.
Like he said, no other position players available
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What happened to Vidro?
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just caught up on Gameday
But thanks a bunch, because that needed explaining.
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn has won games, saved game and now possibly scored a winning run!
Also, Yuni is terrible at everything.
It better not.
If JJ does well, Morrow might go to Tacoma.
but Strasburg...?
how about Putz does awesome, defense blows lead?
Do you think Riggleman is that smart?
Blown saves = more Morrow as closer.
I wanna see Washburn hit.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Parts of it are
or else it wouldn’t have come up recently in conversation.
It's not optimism in this case.
It obviously came up in conversation. They said it was split about 50/50. Clearly that came from somewhere.
You're just being overly pessimistic
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably has very little to do with it actually.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what I'm rooting for
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not watching the game,
But Gameday says Burke was out stealing home… Balance has been restored to the Mariners Universe
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Figured as much,
But there are problems when I am not surprised by somebody being out after attempting to steal home, especially when it isn’t somebody who should be stealing home at all
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday:
Jarrod Washburn stays in the game as Designated Hitter.
Please JJ, do what is right and let this materialize. STRASBURG STRASBURG
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You guys keep saying Strasburg
and he said he’ll wait for the next draft, if the team is either Seattle or Washington.
He’s okay with San Diego.
Wasn’t this posted by someone here already.???
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by One won lost won on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd be godammed full to pass up 1st round money.
Because there’s no guarentee the Padres are bad next year.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a warning for a warning?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This was never funny
It doesn’t get funnier.
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A bit old to be a full time troll?
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
People keep bringing this up.
I have no idea, so I’ll ask: When was the last time a No. 1 overall pick went back to college? I just don’t think your stock can ever be higher, and going back to college assuming that you’ll stay healthy and make an extra million or so seems remarkably stupid.
You mean "San Diego bound Strasburg"
if anywhere.
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by One won lost won on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU JJ
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
THOUGH I KIND OF WANT 1 RUN TO SCORE
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not tough to tell at all, definitely out
Get your eyes checked
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamn this team
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming he is who he was last year
he is a better hitter and fielder than Cesar Izturis.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We should forgo any attempts at creating a reasonable offense and just make a kickass defense.
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloomquist Clone Army!
Would defeat all other baseball player squads in battle matches of the diamond lawn!
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers better be fucking calling his agent
or I’m going to kill Coletti myself.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I'll be your alibi.
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by JI on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd be better than Yuni, no?
I know someone asked the same question about McDonald a few days ago, and it was close. And Everett seems to be better than McDonald with both the bat and the glove.
I know it will never happen, though.
This is a worthless bit of information
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you hid this subthread yet?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
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