7/27: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays, Jul 27, 2008 10:07 AM PDT
As I write this around dinnertime on Saturday, who the hell knows if Washburn'll actually be getting the start? This is about as lame duck as it gets. If he does take the mound one final time as a Mariner, I'd pay good money to see him get ripped apart and taken out of the game by Kenji Johjima, who approaches him holding a Yankee jersey and a switchblade. Be it tonight, tomorrow, or in a couple of days - good riddance, Jarrod. I will forever cherish that one memory we share together, the one where I sat here grinning like an idiot and your ass got traded.
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You've earned it, Dave.
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Somebody (maybe you?) posted a link to the video clip of The Double in the Trade Rumor thread yesterday
I played that thing 30 times.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I just played it again.
It made me happy.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Start this and our GT comment count will practically double.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
This start will terrify me.
What if he gets hurt? What if he gets destroyed and the Yankees back off at the last moment? AHHHHHHH
Seems like a big pile of dumb to me.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
by JI on Jul 27, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Is there a link to Niehaus' acceptance speech?
That would be so much more entertaining than listening to the game.
Jose Vidro. Designated Hitter. #2 Hole.
So much to say about that. So many jokes to crack.
But they’ve all been made already because this shit has been going on all season long.
sigh
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Yay for increasing of Raul's trade value
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
And now AB will strike out on a pitch well outside the zone
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Unbelievable.
Raul Ibanez out at third? WTF is Gameday telling me here?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Okay, right here, Jarrod Washburn will tear his labrum.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/26/SP3J11VI1O.DTL
Wow. More than that, it looks like his career is more or less over.
What can you do in baseball without a labrum?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Throw a knuckleball?
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Somehow he will still win the GG this year.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
Technicallity.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
At least Jarrod is trying to avoid injury
by throwing so softly. No need to over-extend himself.
88mph down the middle?
Is this game Washburn’s middle finger farewell to Seattle?
What, he always does this? I hate this guy.
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 27, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
Know who gets a hit here, Yuni?
Someone with an OPS that’s above .630
I don't know
They could finalize the deal at any minute, then ask Washburn while he’s in the dugout if he will accept his no-trade clause. They can pull him from the game the moment he agrees.
True, but you don't want to risk injury etc if everything has been agreed to.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
But things haven't been agreed to yet
As long as the deal isn’t finalized, they’ll have him play. If they sat him, it would only raise flags in NY (“Is he hurt?” etc).
Maybe the Yankees wanted to see him pitch one more time?
Stranger things have happened.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 27, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a silly out
Most of the team hates road trips because Yuni always makes them watch The Wiggles during the plane rides.
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
I bet he works as a clown and does kiddie parties in the offseason.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
I bet he works as an organ grinder's assistant
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had the GIF of the dancing Krusty organ grinder right here.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Yuni the Organ Grinder Monkey
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
You are using your powers for good.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually like this one.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
So do I.
Were bad people.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Or we were bad people, but no longer, because we enjoy Yuni monkey organ grinder.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
He needs positive reinforcement.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I have gameday up, if that counts
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The radio shall provide soothing background noise to fall asleep to.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Something interesting is happening in Tor...oh wait, fuck that.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Dave Niehaus deserves one more playoff run.
Perhaps he can do some Rays games. I put on my old 20th Anniversary CD in Dave’s honor this morning. We are lucky to have such a great and enthusiastic voice tied to this clubs shitty and awesome beginnings.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
I'm so glad I convinced everyone to mute the tv and turn up the radio:

I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
by JI on Jul 27, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
At least we have this.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you have Edgars grand slam?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I always wonder why the colors seem so washed out.
Either the TV quality wasn’t as good, or (and this is my theory), the past is slowly turning into a warm, glowing sepia tone before our very eyes.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I like the idea that the past is now sepia toned.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a grumpy old man.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I've reversed aging and am going backwards.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
You were so much older then, but you're younger than that now.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Can always count on Graham for my self esteem boost of the day.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
That and gif is an ancient and shitty format.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably asked themselves that many, many times.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Because otherwise A-Rod would never have become a free agent ever
Thinking ahead.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 27, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
If he had had something like 7 less PAs he would have been under team control in 2001.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
Riggleman would have had Doug Strange at DH
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Endy Chavez hit a 19 hopper up the firstbase line
didn’t come within 5 feet of the bag (literally, not making this up) Pujols tagged him, and he was called safe.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
MLBTradeRumors
Says the M’s rejected an Igawa/Cabrera package for Washburn..
Who is Lee holding out for, Austin Jackson, Phil Huges, Jeter?
If this is true, then I want Lee Pelekoudas' house burned to the ground.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Note that MLBTradeRumors is usually utterly full of shit.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
The Yankees probably wanted us to pay too much
of Washburn’s salary.
Probably for a deal where they don't have to pay more money for someone worse than Washburn
by discovolante on Jul 27, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
This could be the most boring game ever.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Jose is the only one trying
day in and day out.. not sure if I admire that..
Well, that was a try.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
That doesnt bother me
Lopez walk, Reed XBH.. scoring the run would have been too much good fortune
Overbay's MLB picture is too smug..
for a man that ugly
I think Betancourt makes the worse contact
of any player in the league, when ahead in the count
I want to keep Yuni on this team just so I can keep staring at his gameday photo
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions
As good a reason as any with this team.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Then desktop him, so he can GTFO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha Washburn gave up a homer to John McDonald.
GIVE US YOUR BEST PROSPECTS!
FanShots are underrated.
Non-surprised face.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
I'm pretty surprised
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
And my radio skipped funny there and said "one nothing lead, one nothing lead, one nothing lead"
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
hmm i have had my radio lose signal but not skip...
How rude to remind you that we’re losing now 3 times!
Radio meaning KOMO being broadcast through my mlb.tv
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Seems like the next logical step would to be to use the video feed.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
Nothing else runs if I do this.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I still have to listen to them talk.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I like there to be at least two people in the booth
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Otherwise it might as well be a BBB game thread.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh that would be so sad.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Is winning?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Padres are winning. San Diego is winning.
Or I would think.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn you.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Grahammer
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Except with an A instead of an E on the end there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Grammowned (Grahamowned?)
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Add a U
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
But how would we know it's Graham?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I think we'd figure it out pretty quickly.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
They're amateurs at this losing thing
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
There is no possible way the M's can out-suck the Nationals.
Look upon the Nats’ play during the past four games and despair.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Whoa.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Holy shit, Jose Vidro HOMERED AGAIN?
I’m taking crazy pills here.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
2 in 3 PA
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Or 2 in 1 AB
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Where's that -U pic?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
In my flikr account
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, because I have that link at hand.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
"Romanes eunt domus?" People called Romanes, they go, the house?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
That's some of the worst Latin I've ever seen, LFOJL.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I'll let someone else tell you
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I help?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You fool, I own the movie.
I quoted Cleese’s line exactly, man.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I realized that after I said it
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it from Monty Python?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
No it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman?" Come on, come on!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Have fun with this one.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's all just let it be
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Walks don't count as ABs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 27, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
okay boys, relax, i was just pointing his walks
his last two plate appearences
If Yuni draws a walk today, we'll have hit the trifecta and the Apocalypse will begin.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Two walks in one game
I love this man
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
Use shift, use the subject line, and under no conditions use text speak
This is the first and only warning for this game thread
by Graham MacAree on Jul 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
You are magnificent.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Runs?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
I'm actually depressed that we're winning this game.
Although I guess it might help the Washburn trade go through.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Only a stupid GM, would base a trade on
W-L.. and im pretty sure we fired the last one of those
I'm reduced to hoping other GMs are stupid.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Who is doing the play by play on FSN right now?
The voice sounds so familiar, he used to do an old Playstation game that I had. I can’t put my finger on it though.
How did he strike out on those three pitches
Gameday shows all three way out of the zone.. wow, new SS please
Mike Blowers and Rick Rizzs mentioned by Dave at HOF
closest they will ever get.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
And Producer/Engineer Kevin Cremin
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That AB explains the Riggleman=Yuni convo two days ago
Riggle: You’re getting the day off
Yuni: It’s okay coach, I want to play
Riggle: Im not doin u a favor, u stink, you’re not playing
Use full words.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
You have to use full sentences here AND full words??
Hahaha!!!
Never knew an internet blog would give me a grammar tune-up!
And no ??? and !!! unless you're being really sarcastic.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 27, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Full sentences are optional, provided your sentence fragments are punchy and arranged in a writerly fashion.
Full words are non-negotiable.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I like this pic because it's versatile.
You can use it against Graham too.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I hate to sound like a jerk, but you're not allowed to use "u" as a word on Lookout Landing.
Complete words please.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I used "U" in a text message the other day because I just didn't have any time to write it out.
I felt dirty for an hour afterwards.
[shudder]
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
My friends make fun of me for using complete sentences and proper punctuation in text messages.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't use punctuation, merely because I just don't friggin' know where those buttons are on my new phone.
Some people can write text messages in light-speed. I sit there and tap ‘em out like a turtle.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I am now unable to write texts without the use of my apostrophe character.
Life was so much simpler before LL
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to suggest that continued use would expose him to sanctions by the mods, but I didn't actually know whether that was true or not.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
It pisses the mods off more than anyone else.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 27, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
This pleases me immensely.
I know I belong to the right community when my loathing for “UR GAY”-speak is shared and enforced brutally by the mods.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I apologize. I didn't realize the first warning was for me
It will not happen again
I never thought I'd be foreced to switch over to the mariner game but here we are.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
I'm sorry
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn you and damn NOLA
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
How did you know?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he meant I was being blamed for Cardinals losing.
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking Adrian to get to Lopez is a big mistake
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
Whoops
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 27, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to keep my mouth shit.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Purpose?
I would do cartwheels over my name written in sand
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 27, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez would be an All-Star if he always batted with RISP
His numbers are very anti-Mariner in that category
unlike gaydrian fagtre
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you mean Yaydrian Swelltre
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I'm thinking of Butters in that one South Park episode where Cartman made him masquerade as a talk show freak
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
You know what we need? A GIF showing a "- HALOS HEAVEN" key like the "- U" one.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Nobody wants to start wars or encourage talking about that website
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
The only problem with these various Jeff photoshops is the font/wording.
C’mon, people, we can do better!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I love Levine..is he retired..can we get him back?
I fucking hate you Mariners
What's the deepest Washburn has gone into a game for us this year?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
8 innings against Oakland July 7th.
CG loss.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Something tells me this Washburn outing..
will have Pelekoudas thinking he can demand a grade A prospect..
Washburn sure makes them put the ball in play for the most part.
But he’s pitched pretty decently. Perfect time to string together a bunch of good ‘results’ starts.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hmmm. This Washburn guy is pretty good.
Maybe we should keep him
Things that make me happy in baseball this season:
1.) The Rays
2.) The Brewers
3.) Mussina
4.) King Felix
That is all, really.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Actually, add to that:
5.) Josh Hamilton
6.) Milton Bradley
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
That was less of a popout and more of a flyout..that's good!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitch was approximately eighteen feet inside.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
But only talented people can even get the bat on it!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But a CG!! might as well try it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guess what guys? Randy Wolf isn't a very good pitcher after all!
4-1 Brewers over Astros. Ryan Braun just hit his 28th home run. Kid is intense.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Ryan Braun is better than Albert Pujols.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 27, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
(If you ever become a moderator, I'm royally fucked)
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Pujols is so ridiculously good so consistently that people are beginning to ignore him
Honestly, it’s a shame. He’s taken some bad cuts lately (he looks like he might be hurt), but he’s still putting up an MVP-worthy campaign this year.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
And yet he doesn't have a chance of winning the MVP, even if the Cards make the playoffs
I think the Barry Bonds experience in the National League tired the idiot voters out so much that now they consciously look for someone “new” to give the award to each year whenever possible. In their view it’s just no fun if the same guy wins it every time.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Why not?
If the Cards make the playoffs he’s a lock for MVP because, Jesus, what a terrible rotation. He’s basically having Edgar Martinez’s 1995 + GG defense.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
It's not about merit. On merit Pujols would deserve it.
It’s about the silly predilections of the voters. I get the sense that the national media is frankly bored with Pujols’ effortless dominance.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I agree, see Howard, Ryan
I just don’t know who else you’d give it to since the MVP has to come from a good team.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
Utley, Braun, Sabathia (who knows?), I dunno.
I just am hearing NO BUZZ AT ALL about Pujols even though he’s mashing again this year, carrying the entire team on his back more or less (Glaus, Ludwick and Ankiel all help), and doing it all with serious injuries to boot.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
And it could be worse. Apparently a lot of people think K-Rod is the frontrunner for AL Cy Young
Which makes me want to spit blood.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
His peripherals are nosediving.
I will laugh heartily when he signs a bloated FA contract with some stupid team.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
There was littlle buzz in 2005, the buzz was around Lee and Jones.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
Uh, not exactly Rick Ankiel is having an MVP caliber season
and Ludwick is a tick below that threshold.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
I was so happy to see the Cards win in 2006.
Just rub it in the AL’s faces. “BUT THEY ONLY WON 83 GAMES WAAAHHH!” Yeah, well they undressed the Tigers.
And I agree with you about your favorite-ever GIF. It was a magical moment.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I knew what you meant. I was just talking about a tangential point.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
What the hell is with the Tacoma News Tribune.
damn thing has sucked since the second Mike Sando left. Now I go to the site and get 100 popups blocked notification from firefox.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody see the Beltran catch? What a robbery.
And damn Fernando Tatis. That dude is raking, thus driving down the need for Raul.
Jarrod Washburn at 94 pitches: HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
WAH-OOOOOGA....WAH-OOOOOGA!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who really sucks as a closer? Ryan Franklin
And yet he’s probably better than Jason Isringhausen.
I would hate to root for a team whose starters can only regularly go 5 or 6 innings.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Are you intentionally JI-baiting?
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But after Franklin's last three detonations, I realize that I can't hurt him any more than the Cardinals already have.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Vidro is worse.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro 61 OPS+, Eckstein 92 OPS +.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I just think its hillarious that Vidro is so bad
that we don’t even blink at seeing Lil’ Eckey as a DH. Two years ago I would’ve shat myself.
Eckstein is scrappy and white, hence better.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Eckstein can get on base and OPS over .700
He sucks, but Vidro is many orders of magnitude worse.
I think I would curse Eckstein more than I do Vidro.
I live in Missouri and get to see an old billboard of him every damn day.
Rosenthal:
The New York Yankees have made an offer to the Seattle Mariners for left-hander Jarrod Washburn.According to a major-league source, the package includes an average prospect, plus the absorption of nearly all of the money remaining on Washburn’s contract.
But as of noon ET Sunday, with Washburn scheduled to pitch at 1:07 p.m. against the Toronto Blue Jays, no deal had been reached.
The Mariners spoke to Washburn Friday on about waiving his no-trade clause to the Yankees. The escalation in trade talks since then indicates that the pitcher is willing to pitch in New York. But at the moment, the Mariners want more than the Yankees are willing to give.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
That's lovely. Sucks when your GM is auditioning for the job. And wants to make
a big splash. As oppose to just helping the organization long term, by getting rid of that 14 million
Well, as annoying as this is, there's still plenty of time before the deadline.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I will drive Washburn there myself
Vidro can go in the UHaul
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 27, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be awesome simply based on the fact, every Yankee fan
Ive spoked to, just laughs at the notion they would give up Melky.
There's no reason to include Vidro.
None. If that’s why Igawa is coming back, it’s idiotic.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So are we trying to dump Vidro as a condition for taking Igawa?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Give 'em Johjima instead.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Owed much more $$$ than Vidro, may be untradeable due to ownership.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
Yeah, trading Joh would just be a pipe dream at best.
Although, the Yankees need a Catcher last I heard.
No.
Igawa is fucking terrible and we’d be stuck with him until 2011. Even more years of a crappy pitcher I hate on this team? No thanks. Get the salary relief and be done with it.
So we'd be paying a AAA player 4 million a year until 2011
I don’t agree with trading one problem for another. It might be less of a problem than Washburn, but it’s still a problem.
But you're not saving as much as if you just let the Yankees cover the whole salary
I just think we could do better with that money if someone smart is running the team.
Plus I don’t think it was mentioned in that rumor whether the Yankees would cover 100% of Washburn’s salary along with Igawa/Melky. All I heard was that they offered Igawa/Melky for him and we declined, maybe we turned it down because they weren’t offering to take that salary in that original deal.
I would pay so much money to listen to Dave Niehaus talk about baseball history for five hours.
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Without the leash provided by M's management.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be awesome for him to crack jokes and tell stories about how fucking godawful some of those early Mariner teams were.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Braun is better
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Last night I tooke a nap during the third inning because I assumed Joel would fuck everything up.
I fucking hate you Ryan Franklin.
JJ closing? nice!
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
Striking out Adrian to get to Lopez is a big mistake
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
RISP numbers aren't really predictive, though.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
July OPS of a milli
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 27, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does Beltre wilt under the pressure of runners on..
I want to love him so badly. But just cant
He actually does pretty much have the same numbers across the board
in every split. I will chalk that one up to misperception on my part
Has Dave gave his induction speech yet?
Oh and hey Washburn is still here.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Yeah, it was on ESPN Classic.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe FSN is going to show the entire speech after this game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 27, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If he's not traded by July 31st.
I want it done too, but as long as it gets done eventually.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, Our awesome fucking closer is back.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
did Vidro just eat a camera?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Hooray JJ!
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
But in better news, the Rays are on the verge of coming back from a 3-0 deficit to tie.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Fuck we won. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 27, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
But Washburn pitched well.
TRADE HIM TO THE YANKEES NOW LEE! NOW! DO IT NOW!
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Actually that is great news this only strengthens our position for the trade.
I was thinking the SSS.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 27, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 27, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha..You should see the one from the other day.
The fans are calling out his name during the game, like they do every position player, and the players usually just wave a hand to acknowledge. Melky decides to acknowledge the crowd as the ball in in play and rolling to him (single up the middle). So he turns away and waves to the fans, and the ball hits his glove and bounces into right center, and the runner goes to second.
Despite that, he’s probably one of the Top 10 or so CF guys (defensively) in the majors this yr
Can someone fill me in on what metrics you guys use for defense?
Are the HBT in zone and out of zone rankings considered crap by you guys?
Whole picture
+/-
PMR
UZR
RZR + OOZ
And, of course, more than one year of data.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And watching
but this gets tricky when you’re dealing with non-Mariners.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Another brilliant outing for Jarrod Washburn
2 strikeouts
7 grounders
15 fly balls
5 line drives
The man has turned a corner.
Those numbers mean nothing.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Dave
I can already tell I’m going to get teary.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
The day Edgar gets inducted, I'm going out and buying a box of tissues.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
...I was expecting more....epic.
Oh well. Congrats Dave.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Nomar Garciaparra just landed on his back
maybe their is still a chance they’ll want Yuni.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
false hope false hope false hope
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well they traded for Blake
and gave up a better package than he was worth so who knows. Probably depends upon how hurt Nomar ends up being. I think they’ll go for McDonald though.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
He seems more like Ned's kind of guy.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 27, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
NY Radio Report?
A friend just called me from NY and said that the Yanks have added Phil Coke along with Cabrara and are just waiting for physicals to complete the trade. Is there any confrimation from this end or just more bronx smoke?
(no mention of what’s his name DH)

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